Jesus christ… It’s JSON Bourne!

@RandomNoob1124

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@isodoubIet

Ай бұрын

How long have you been waiting to use that one?

@andyk2181

Ай бұрын

JSON Bourne isn't as good as zero padded seven.

@samiraperi467

Ай бұрын

@@andyk2181 James Bond gives all rights to others. He should be 110.

@JerePerisic

Ай бұрын

@@isodoubIet way too long

ROMANIA MENTIONED LETS GOOOOO WHAT IS SLOW INTERNET

@igorgrbaslijev8593

Ай бұрын

Romania mentioned. LETS GOOOOO!!! 🇷🇸❤🇹🇩

@GeneraluStelaru

Ай бұрын

Bravo băieți!

@bluecup25

Ай бұрын

The RTC in WebRTC stands for Romanian T-something Communication.

@bobby-gy3uy

Ай бұрын

​@@bluecup25Romania's Terrible Corruption. and the web is actually in a file somewhere (dosar cu sina) and works only from 9 to 6 (actually from 11 to 3 the secretary is gone for a coffee so it dosent work)

@sarhana3710

Ай бұрын

Slow internet is the fast internet from Romania on a Romanian Website.

I got drunk while writing Perl once. Woke up next to a 5-dimensional associative array.

@monad_tcp

29 күн бұрын

I used acid once and I created a Tensor SU(2) and was trying to simulate a black hole, I think that was the Perl , not the acid.

@ninocraft1

21 күн бұрын

real

I 420% agree with that, try to do something you think you can't do. For me it was writing a compiler. Did it take me 5 years to reach feature completeness after 2 complete rewrites? Yes, but I've learned so much and became a better developer. It was worth every year.

@gezenews

Ай бұрын

Jon please come home. Your children need you. How much longer are you going to live outside the public library? Did you finish the compiler? Please you can work here we love you.

I drink while working, can't code my company's legacy without a bottle

@user-yc4cp7ue2w

Ай бұрын

Features stopped coming out when company took sobriety seriously. Coincidence? I think not.

@shadowxtremo

Ай бұрын

Truer words were never been wrote before.

12:24 Afrokick followed, that's crazy

@smergibblegibberish

Ай бұрын

You can change your name on Twitch. Some people do it as a joke.

Ah yes, finally, the alphabet soup of network protocols.

@matthewgreen3420

Ай бұрын

I've been anxiously waiting for this moment...

Drinking and coding is one of my favorite experiences, until you have to work on the same side project again, then the aftermath isn't as fun.

@Howard-mr8xo

29 күн бұрын

Add some Xanax and Adderall and it is confounding to say the least ... Duning Kruger super user mode 🤪🤪

"pick a problem you just don't think you can do" is every problem I take on

At my student dorm back in the day, we would do beer coding challenges! Every time you run or compile, you have to take a sip... If it didn't compile due to syntax errors, you had to empty the beer bottle! The more mistakes you make, the more you drink! The more you drink, the more mistakes you make... It's basically an endless while loop of hilarious failures... PS: _Just be responsible and know when to stop drinking in time!_ _Me myself has never been sick from drinking to much in my life, I've never puked from intoxication, etc!_ _Meaning, I actually remember the fun I had!_ :-)

Stumbled upon your content while preparing for my Netflix interview, and it really motivated me to think like a Netflix engineer. You've quickly become one of my favorite KZreadrs! Love the content. PS: see you on slack very soon haha! EDIT: Devastated to find that you left Netflix recently. Nevertheless, thanks for the incredible content and for inspiring/entertaining this community :)

@clg190

Ай бұрын

Good luck buddy

@MissedWarrior

Ай бұрын

he doesn't know LUL

@aureate8709

Ай бұрын

He left Netflix recently 😅

@netflixatwork

Ай бұрын

Wait...did he really? 😮‍💨🥺😢

@AR7editing

Ай бұрын

yes he did a video about it​@@netflixatwork

While y’all were out touching grass I studied the blade. The grass blade. Man, I love grass.

The Balmer Peak is real... to an extent. Kava does it, phenibut does it, large doses of raw cacao does it. It can catastrophically backfire if you don't set the intention well before beginning however, and if you try to do it repeatedly.

Romania mentioned!!!!

I built a flutter webrtc demo for my computer networks presentation in college. Even though I mostly coppy pasted and used a package so lots of abstraction the protocol is magical. Will definitely reinevent the wheel for it in a lower lvl lang in thr future when I'm a better programmer

Romania mentioned, let's go

Yeah, as someone who is doing their first binary parsing thing I 100% agree it gives you a different level of understanding things. (Parsing git files btw.)

@y00t00b3r

Ай бұрын

why do you need to parse binary in git files? I just set the compression to "none", and then I can just parse plain text.

true story, way back in the early 90's I had a static ip on a 28.8 modem connection in which I was hosting websites on a old packard bell computer. old school cool

@y00t00b3r

Ай бұрын

oh good lord Packard Bell

@cbaesemanai

Ай бұрын

@@y00t00b3r it still worked after a sound card caught fire in it while playing nascar.

I so wanted you to end this with "The name, is the reinventing-the-wheel-agen"

just raw dog it across the internet. done!

Early start up days I used to code pipelines during predrinks 😅, worked out alright though.

I didn't even know JS had Unsigned integer buffers...

12:31 "Do what you gotta do, not because you must, but because you can." - ThePrimeagen, 2024

This is disturbingly relatable to an encrypted webrtc rabbit hole I fell into when building a clinical implementation demo years ago.

@monad_tcp

29 күн бұрын

Its literally easier to just write a darned TCP server/client application using Sockets. It literally is, I know because I did both

@monad_tcp

29 күн бұрын

I also implemented the TCP connection handshake logic once, and DHCP

Did you upload this Sunday morning on purpose?

Sometimes I see such horrible code that I feel like drinking

I love how you always throw in the wisdom of adding a version flag xD

@ferinzz

Ай бұрын

You know... I should probably do this for my item generation code. I wasn't planning on having exact details in the item struct, but that would automatically override old versions of mods 🤔

Unit tests and alcohol is my moto :3

Dont know what the video is about but i liked and commented. will watch now

06:53 the necessity are the friends we made along the way

i already feel personally attacked by the title. let's go

TRAVELLING SALESMAN GOOOOOOOOOO!

Almost 100% of my code is written on the herb. It's all about the strain & the dose.

Don’t code and drink? WTF? I write great code slightly sloshed…until I try to make it run the next day.

watching this while drinking and coding

9:47 well to his defense, he was drunk

I gonna talk to a woman about my new reliable UDP networking library, will probably work!

Got to reserves a few bytes for future use. Who knows what tomorrow will bring!

No one here?

@FourOneNineOneFourOne

Ай бұрын

absolutely no one.

@nathanfranck5822

Ай бұрын

Everyone's in church praising VIM

@Draggeta

Ай бұрын

Nope

> Prime: Other than TSP > Me: Bet.

Ok, I'll drink OR code.

romanian giga chad

I don't know. I find Swift pairs well with sub $10 California Riesling.

Similar journey but I solved 99% of the problems with ddns. Bam, no need for static public IP or all of the over-engineering writer did. Slap a websock server at the other end and you can do anything including passing files if the api you defined allowed it.

this is ussualy what id jsut use dns for . not sure what the standard is but my ip only tends to swap every few days

I agree. Also no caffeine.

Drinking while coding is the worst. All motivation is drained.

I finished my first and only ludum dare thanks to a bottle of vodka I made a game called Bad Tummy Bunny where you play as bunny that uses its farts to propel itself and attack enemies.

Ballmer Peak gone wrong

Off topic here People now are falling into ricing their desktops with tile windows managers. Does anyone use linux virtual terminal for daily work these days?

te amo prime

420 !!!

HA! IF ONLY U KNEW I Smoke and code

Sometimes it works though 😮

I love drinking and coding, i have written some of my best and worst code while being drunk, and its a lot of fun looking at the weird code you have committed to git the day after

@Fuji-gn9nx

Ай бұрын

but alcohol is not good for brain health

Torrent could be a good idea if latency wasn't an issue!

But I Code and drink at work all the time

Without watching it (but keeping drinking in mind) it's the the only reason I have fun and keeping to code for 8 hours and up. And it's only 2 drinks😇

@CarCanic_

Ай бұрын

Btw, I'm from Poland...

I love having a drink while coding Or having a drink and not coding

Ballmer peak?

Today I built in Golang an Internal Library for having a global time.Now() I could easily fake in my unit test but also through a golang tag build that beings me in application runtime and UNIX Socket powered by a json rpc v2 API to control from my end to end tester to finally control time in my tests. (By the way my tester are powered by Nix VM Tester). Did I drink ? No ! Did I ever drink in my life ? No ! Do I enjoy making this ? Yes and it’s works perfectly xD

@akvlad90

Ай бұрын

Do you know about //go:linkname directive? :) If not, then have a look, you'll be surprised. ;)

He cooked and still ended up with json. That's like me harvesting crops in my yard (and also some in my neighbors') just to eat a Big Mac. Side note: I don't know how web-based TTRPGs work, but couldn't he have just hosted it locally then tunneled it through Cloudflare? Although I guess that wouldn't be much of a challenge.

@assassinduke1

19 күн бұрын

yes, i could of done that, but cloudflare tunneling costs money and the plan for the app is to have many distributed instances hosted at the players table and asking the client of an open source app to pay feels wrong to me.

Just don't drink ;)

Wonder if he looked into gundb eco system of libraries

I mean how is life without drink and code?

It's obvious he didn't reach Ballmer's Peak of .13 BAC.

He drank too much

You should not drink, and Make.

I C what u mean

As a student after drink n coding homework I left a comment that the code was made by me in not so sober state and I should take a look next day. It was complete garbage of course 😂.

Well duh, you DRINK and code. It doesn't work the other way around.

I already quit drinking. On my way to quit coding, pray for me🙏🏻🙏🏻

wait, you can code sober?

As a Romanian i am wondering what be was drnking

@assassinduke1

19 күн бұрын

2 silva blacks and whatever random palinca my father had in the basement

Wait so what did OP achieve? Made a game peer to peer with a help of a little server?

@pacifico4999

Ай бұрын

I guess that's not peer to peer then. He created a surprisingly inefficient relay server. Should've used something like Protobuf instead of JSON

@assassinduke1

19 күн бұрын

a peer to peer game with an authoritative server in the loop, also the server can sent static assets like images

B64

I'm first, and suddenly, though it is moronic, I feel the urge to comment: FIRST

haven’t watched the video but title is incorrect

Exactly. Don't code and drink. That's the wrong order!

1 minute ago is crazy

lucky I am a Muslim so I would never find my self in this situation :)

@pluto8404

Ай бұрын

Being Muslim does not escape you of free will. You can drink if you want, you know.

Or just don't drink.

@AtariStRulez

Ай бұрын

Or just don't code.

@slendi9623

Ай бұрын

hes romanian, that's not an option

@assassinduke1

19 күн бұрын

@@slendi9623 its the only way to live in the Balkans

Very non smart to publish you are a drunk… And have a support system around you that drinks too.

I don't get the goal either. You still need a box to run your code. You still need aws. If the box is not the issue I don't see what the issue is. Use spring rest and port forwarding. I can make my computer serve the world with spring. The only issue is CORS (shocking), really. I still need a box and a legit cert though.

gosh blers afrokick.

Enjoy Assembly, writing a transpiled language too port from (some) Java / (some) C too Assembly. BecauseICanAGin.