In today's episode of "Nelix gives not one F ", Tyler chews his computer, April learns about Tyler's Roadmaster habits, and the table counts 24 swipes. And I love it!

@MikeBMW

6 ай бұрын

These comments should be pinned at the top every time they occur ... golden! :D

We had a Golden Retriever that loved to ride in the car, so I had a big blanket tucked in the back seat to protect the leather. He got so excited when we were dropping him off at the kennel to go on a trip, he jumped up, pushing his nose through the slightly open back window of the BMW, pushed down with both paws… >sproing shhhhudunkkk

Bull Mastifs... My folks have two. One was planned (adopted at a shelter) but she was pregnant (Nobody knew), so 3 weeks after getting adopted she gave birth to 13 pups (9 survived) with the help of my mom and my sister. We kept one that my mom thought was dead at first, but that my sister noticed she was alive. Now, 3 years later, we have two 80 something lbs lovable dumbdumb sleeping in the living room. Even tho I don't live with my folks anymore, they're just part of the family. I'm helping my folks as my dad recovers from surgery and today both girls just felt like they wanted to be glued to us and get lots of pets. We love our goofs.

Crown Vics were great for traveling; if you couldn’t get a hotel room, you could sleep in the trunk 😂

April is right, Nelix is the main character of this channel.

So, Hoovie likes Crown Vics, huh? We need to start a campaign to get him into the next of Cleeter's Crown Vic races.

@SchmoopsAdventures

6 ай бұрын

YES! Tyler Hoover in the Freedom 500

@bigdog8993

6 ай бұрын

They went on his track during a cartrek but used their cars they were using on the show.

@michaelreynolds1904

6 ай бұрын

Now that would be funny! Tyler and Urine Asian Bob on a team together.

@jakethesnake4971

6 ай бұрын

I don't like that race because they destroy crown vics. We must save all panther platform vehicles!

@marvindebot3264

6 ай бұрын

Mate, they made 100s of 1000s of them every year. There is no shortage of Crown Vics. @@jakethesnake4971

Dogs can surprise you with just how strong they can be. I had a pure bred dalmatian that I bought out of high school. Sweetest female you'd ever meet, loved everyone. I used to buy her smoked ham hocks as treats every once and a while. She would tear in to them and you could hear the bones cracking as she ate them. It was eye opening.

Wolves in Kansas? More likely coyotes…

I had a baseball glove my granpa gave me when I was a kid that he got from a member of the Chicago Cubs when grandpa was a kid. Our dog ATE it. This was over fifty years ago. I still haven't forgiven dogs. I will never have a dog.

You should get some trail cams setup to capture some of the wildlife shenanigans on the farm. Yes, and we all felt it when April compared dogs smell ability and the cheerleader buffet. haha!

I wasn't following where April was going with the fleet of cheerleaders! I thought she was trying to say they smell! Lol

5:16 Did April just suggest that the Wizard turned his dog into dog food?

@Ej6daniel

6 ай бұрын

😂

@t20594

6 ай бұрын

Yep a woman who understands pets are still just animals

Great dog stories from both Tyler and April! The look on Tyler's face when April brought up "500 cheerleaders", was classic Hoovie face! As Always, May God Bless you and yours! 😇

Jake needs a raise. Large one! Don't change the height of his chair either...LOL Neelix will get you for that Tyler...Cat's have a Union and if you aren't a member...well....beware of their wrath!

Hahaha! I live on a tiny island, where there is NO news, but youd still make the no news so much more interesting 😂😂😂

April is a damn mess. Cheerleaders?! Turned a dog into dogfood?!! 😂😂😂

One of my dads friend told he had a dog that was a great rabbit tracker. The beagle had such a great nose, he had to put a cotton swab in one side so he would only track one rabbit at a time.😂😂 The man was called LB (lots of bull)

Hoovie, if you want a Crown Vic, ask Cleetus, I believe he has more than anyone currently.

In high school, I took my car to a repair shop and their shop guard dog (great dane) climbed on my car (80 Buick Regal) and dug a hole in the padded landau top.

LOL This is a pretty bizarre story. Make sure Neelix has enough things around to keep him interested or he will pee in your shoes.

I love Neelix! 😹 She's a very sweet and good girl. Cats are nothing like dogs, but they are very intelligent and, in their own way, express love and affection. If you can give her a fair chance she will bond with you guys and provide years of joyful companionship. IMO one upside to cats over dogs is they don't smell and rarely need to be shampooed.

Hoovie, you should know - a lot of women judge a man by how he treats cats! It speaks to their overall levels of empathy and compassion. How you treat a cat is a proxy for how you might treat our babies. Be good to Neelix, demonstrate that you have a softer side and that you're capable of love, and for caring for a smaller life form. Cats are good judges of character, too. If my cat doesn't get along with my guy, one of them has to go... and it's not the cat.

@andrewsimckes5748

6 ай бұрын

Don't be fooled he 12:21 plays with the cat all the time.And when Nelix was missing Hoovie was all over out there looking for him.

@t20594

6 ай бұрын

Women should judge by you treat humans not face eating murderers.

@chassegallerie2910

6 ай бұрын

You can see Tyler loves Neelix, but I guess she's his first cat and he's afraid she might do to his house what those dogs did to the cars, so he's saying she won't get in the house and that the studio will be her home, but I'm sure in a couple of months, Neelix will reside in the house with them. Plus right now, with all the building going on in the house, she's better out in the studio.

@Beer_Dad1975

6 ай бұрын

Pretty sure April said in an earlier episode it was her that wasn't a fan of cats. Maybe owning one has softened her towards them.

@robertwyrick7895

6 ай бұрын

Makes sense that a woman would judge a mans love and affection towards something that gives not one crap about them other than for food and attention when they want it LMBO.🤣🤣

I have a pack of great Pyrenees on my trail cam in Tennessee. No one knows if they have an owner , but I counted at least 6 in one pick

I use to live in Wisconsin and in the summers I lived on my boat. The girl I was dating had a husky named Luna. We left Luna on the boat in the cockpit. I had the canvas up and we thought she would be good. First she dropped a toy behind the seat at the stern and she chewed threw the seat till she got the the plywood and couldn't go any further. Then she ripped down the cockpit door and ran away. It took us hours to find her! 🥴 I'll never have a husky again!

I had a new “81 Civic and a St. Bernard and Great Dane. From outside people just saw fur pressed against windows on 3 sides.

Hovy would be a great newscaster 😂

They need a Pet Detective.. Allrighty then..

A Fleet of Cheerleaders lol And they all need a service ,Hoovie your mission is 😅

The analogy could work if Hoovie wanted to eat 1000 chearleaders 😂😂

When I was a kid my parents had a puppy- Pit Bull mix… he ate the exhaust system out of our 1964 Chrysler. We didn’t have him long.

🤣🤣🤣 I’m sorry Jake did what???

Those dogs look like they were having a great time

The dog you didn't know hoovie was a Bull Mastiff.

I still see Ford Crown Victorias in out in tavarish county just a few every now and then

LOL! the very first Add before your presentation was, ready? ..... Dog Food! Too Funny. I could never make it through the "Cheerleaders" they would never tolerate my begging, great analog April.

Hey that's my Malamute Kiska attacking Hoovie!

Kum and go is a horrible name for a gas station and not sure how it ever got approved

A local franchise yard was having problems with theieves so got 'hire' guard dogs. No more thieves but many cars were damaged from dogs running over the cars,, plus dog poop in the yard. So that plan was dropped! And yes they had cameras. My last yard, I had in excess of 50 burglaries, with a 7 foot high tubular fence. I had the office burnt out, 3 cars stolen and destroyed driving through fences. Sheds broken into and most of the detailing equipement stolen including compressors, pressure washers, buffs etc plus jerry cans of fuel etc etc THREE times. Plus cars vandalised and parts stolen from them. Once had a windscreen stolen, car on the front row under the night site light. And the stereo that I had only replaced that day. Had door glass smashed to gain entry,, cars were NOT locked so they would not have the glass smashed. In the end I could not get insurance for any price so gave up.

Now that's what I call a K9 unit !

Almost certainly the cat was hiding under the car. We lost a cat like this once - pack of stray dogs got hold of her, she managed to get under the neighbors van and Dad had to beat them off with a stick before they would give up. She was unfortunately already too mauled and died in his arms. Animal control eventually caught and destroyed most of the dogs as they had killed several other cats and dogs, and mauled an elderly man quite badly. The dog in the first clip was a English Bull Terrier - lovely breed but like most bulldog breeds, insane biting power and the do love to use it.

The Crown Vic had a problem with exploding in flames when it got rearended.

These dogs probably saw one of their dog friends get hit and killed by a car. They were exacting a revenge.

I think it’s time for hoodie to do a “resto mod” on a Buick Roadmaster

I ripped the front facia of a BMW once. At my kids school, was in my old truck, he bumped into us while I was stopped letting my kid out, like everyone else, right in front of a cop. Bimmer boy started being a jerk and demanded that I move, now. Cop looked at me and said, "he asked for it". We both knew what was about to happen... C'est la vie...

What an unusual dog experience

April on point with the teenager looking at 500 cheerleaders

Wolves?? Or coyotes,,,,,. Wolves are very, very rare in Kansas and may not be established. They were originally extirpated (gone) in the very early 1900s. You definitely have coyotes!!

Its a good thing my truck has steel bumpers! In all seriousness I’ve never seen a dog rip off a bumper before

A pitbull tore my aunt's car up like that chasing a cat that ran under the hood

Love you guys

Fun content !!!

Say it ain't so, Kum & Go!

You should get an Ekornes couch. Comfortable and attractive. Each spot reclines individually.

They destroyed the Picasso in the trunk!

The white one is a bull terrier! I wonder if they put food behind or on the car to get them to attack the cars?

As a Husky owner, they could 100% destroy a car.

Great stuff 👍

What kind of car yard uses potatoes for security cameras? Decent quality cams are so cheap nowadays.

Nelix is like you let me in now i need air time

That’s so cool you have your mom cohosting with you

Bumper covers are jokes, you breathe on them, and then a crappy plastic clip breaks. Damn those who designed those plastic clips, use metal!

Dodge called and wants to hire the dogs

My wife and I had a bull mastiff that ate our couch.

April, they don't make dog food outta dogs 🙂

5000 years ago, cat were worshiped as gods. We may have forgotten that, but they haven't.

Yeah pumpkin is really good for dogs a lot of dogs love pumpkin

Huskies are a different breed, that's for sure. Know who is also a different breed? Hoovie! TYLER WINS!!!

A small car like that one the bull is lifting is not heavy at all. When I was a younger man I lifted a VW Golf type 1 at the rear by myself. Granted, the back seat was taken out and the luggage compartment was empty but I still managed to lift it by the bumper. I am guessing around 100 to 150 + kilograms, and that is no match for a bull.

Living in Montana most of my life....highly suspect on wolves being in Kansas. Coyotes most likely?

There are no wolves in Wichita or Houston 🤦‍♂️

what is it with the guys in Kansas? 1st Hoovie brings a supermodel to the flatlands, now some football guy brings Tayler Swift as a flex answer...

Hoovie you already have APRIL 1 of the super HOT CHEERLEADERS RIGHT BESIDE YOU

I liked this

yeah there are feral dog packs. also I never kept any of my dogs in cages in cars ever. still don't. food and cheerleader comparison. lololol

This week on Good Morning Nelix!

This channel clearly has gone to the dogs! 🤣

Everyone unsubscribe till hoovie tells nelix he LOVES HIM !!

Now, switch car bumpers with a toddler, and the dogs tearing up cars is no longer funny and sweet.

The green friendly wiring insulation on current autos are based on fish Oil. The martins and other rodents chew up the car because it smells like foo

The white dog in the first clip is an English Bull Terrier

@Hoovie, Maverick's bought all the Kum & Go's

I love Neelix

🇨🇦😎💫🍌 Stradman is amazing and Sofia makes him super happy well that and a ghostsquat Egg... by the way I AM Canadian I am too cool for snow. Another day in the crazy Bannana world. But the Bannana is also about my litte puppy that died in my arm from a heart situation. Hurray for Fluuf puffs

I don't think there are "wolves" in Kansas. Pretty sure it was a coyote.

Wof woof

What's wrong with Korean cars? The bumper on any car would come off like that

This show was almost pg-13 today,lol...

April loves her black leggings with pin stripe

Sure it was dogs or a warewolf 😂

Crip or blood dog tried to eat the cop car!!!!

Nelix from Voyager?

Good Morning from Southern Wisconsin!

Do you guys script these videos or are everything off the cuff?

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Wolves my ass, maybe coyotes but no wolves around these parts

@10:00 a Bull Terrier

No, there's no reason for a dog to be in a crate, April in a car or in your house. I think that's wrong trying your animal and they don't need it right

So no more Barrett Jackson for you people?

Cruel part 22

I think cats...tolerable. Dogs...are the way to go.