Or maybe he destroyed his digestive system in gow 2 and gow 3 with the number of times he was impaled.

@kumalala6094

Жыл бұрын

💀

@Fury_Phoenix216

Жыл бұрын

Probably

@MrDJFlyHi

9 ай бұрын

@Nope35490 oh yeah who can forget that

@Micheal-afton2757

8 ай бұрын

Proly

@mohanlalsaini6359

7 ай бұрын

Homeboy you forgot gow1?

He destroyed his whole digestives system in gow 3 ending ☠️

@fahedpetra

11 ай бұрын

Yea make sense

@Miki_big_red_machine

6 ай бұрын

Lol yeah 💀

"Poop can have me when it earns me"

@Doshanko

6 ай бұрын

Underrated comment 😂

@BirdOfHermes83

Ай бұрын

👍💩👍

Okay, that’s enough internet for today.

@Rockman902

10 ай бұрын

Lol

@user-ni4bq2oy5v

7 ай бұрын

Fr

@K_rangan007

7 ай бұрын

What mean fr ? ​@@user-ni4bq2oy5v

@obolstudios5154

6 ай бұрын

Yeah I agree 💀

@goldenmixpe

5 ай бұрын

It’s really telling me to get the fuck off my phone and pay attention in class because this was my first fucking video

He absorbs 99% and sweats out the rest

@Dragonaditya724

8 ай бұрын

that seems right :)

@greatarabia8091

5 ай бұрын

I know this is supposed to be a joke but .... there's always waste products from food and those can't be sweated out.

@TheAlchemist25

5 ай бұрын

​@@greatarabia8091He's a God mate

“Boy, point the camera away” “Are we eating father?” “No” “Oh, the other thing?” “Yes”

this guy went from ‘who blew the world serpents horn in god of war 2018’ to does kratos poop

That's enough internet...

@GodzillaSlamHerobrine

7 ай бұрын

Fr

Everyone poop but no one has told us to tell the others when we poop.

@tuxeee

7 ай бұрын

I feel that

That's enough internet for today

@abdulazimnaushad

6 ай бұрын

Seconded

What the hell did you expect? For the game to actually show him shitting?

@BirdOfHermes83

Ай бұрын

Full video game immersion! 💩💩💩

My mind during a math test

Father,what is all that screaming *kratos screaming because the last poo isn't coming out*

@janeeth_edits

6 ай бұрын

Hahahaha

Kratos Frees his poop when one presses L3 & R3

This was hilarious.

Legend has it the only thing that killed the God of War was his own poop😂😂😂

Every time you open up a menu he shats into his hand and instantly throw's it away

I was ACTUALLY watching this on the toilet 😭

@user-ni7ui1nk8p

4 ай бұрын

Same

@raleighwells-larsen5008

3 ай бұрын

Me too

He destroyed his digestive system

when he uses spartan rage it releases it and thats what the initial shockwave is

do you... do you _WANT_ to watch Kratos take a dump?

@user-xy1pc5wv4d

8 ай бұрын

Why of course

@BryGuy118

8 ай бұрын

LOL@@user-xy1pc5wv4d

@janeeth_edits

6 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

These are the questions real GOW fans have been asking for the last 17 years.

Bro why did kratos didn't fly in air like other gods

@MrDJFlyHi

Жыл бұрын

Well he is half God after all.

@randupe2403

Жыл бұрын

His balls are too heavy. 💀

@rapshortsimsorryforthewait2356

Жыл бұрын

​@@MrDJFlyHikratos is not half god he's the new god of peace

@Whaste.Sparda

Жыл бұрын

@@randupe2403 he’s Negan

@aniruddhnaik5277

11 ай бұрын

Not all gods fly

He’s a Demi god so he doesn’t need food or water for health

@File.hype.exe_is_not_respondin

6 ай бұрын

he's a full god

I can almost guarantee he does. The Devs not showing when he goes to the bathroom is kinda a requirement since they have decency.

Bro the smiling kratos fuckin killed me😂

Out of all the questions you could have chosen

This man will just make a video about anything

I think it’s time to go to bed

Out of all the things ever to cross a human mind, this is the weirdest.

“He has never shat”

He was impaled 3 times in the old games, I doubt he has a digestive system

Next video does kratos make atreus with poop?

Why does bro say "shat" so zesty like

"Does KRATOS POOP"😂

We're asking the real questions here

This is a very intriguing question

Does this mean Tony Stark poop off camera?

70% muscles, 30% rage. No waste. He burns everything

You've already seen him eat and drink wine, but almost all video game characters aren't shown going to the bathroom because no one wants to watch it.

@muzammil292

7 ай бұрын

This guy is idiot

That's of screen for every movie and tv show almost

he poops when you play as Atreus

The thumbnail be cursed af 💀💀💀

Or maybe he did that off camera

trust me spartans didnt keep their cheeks closed😂

@Theduckwebcomics

Жыл бұрын

That seems to be a modern myth though unfortunately.

Those parts aren't on camera! 😂

It could also be that his digestive tract is just fucking destroyed from how many times he’s been impaled through the abdomen

"HAHA YES!! I CRAPPED OUT MY MOOUUTH! You owe me 20 hacksilver jew boy"

Did you know that nathan drake from uncharted does not poop because they never made a mini game or cutscene of him on the crapper.

I think kratos might poo with Spartan rage

Next game u will see angraboda pooping with atreus

Why is the ai voice zesty

There is something wrong with this channel 😂😂😂 and I love it.

He's constipated so he uses spartan rage to poop when he's constipated on the toilet seat 🤣 😆 🤣 😂

Man and what is with that scene in sindri's and brook's house when they was eating with tyr?

Why does this question need to have an answer

Spartan rage is just him turning the crap into fire, so he can get rid of it. Since he does this he dosnt have to poo, also the bar for spartan rage is just the shit building up, and when you upgrade it, thats just him getting constapated

Bro Kratos destroyed his insides in GOW 2 and 3 with the amount of times he was impaled.

In Ragnarok after Boy comes back from meeting Freya in Midgard and Kratos asks him where he went he said he was peeing. Given that he’s the son of Kratos and a Jotun I’d assume the same rules apply to him.

He let something else out when he was getting red orbs from Persephone

Bro it's 2am

remember those sections where you play other characters? yeah, exactly

Nah bro this is 00:48 seconds of trolling us,man that was the best😂😂😂

He is a god, he doesn't need it 💀

He vommited once and it was when he was defeated by the colossus

I think he does poop, they just dont show it on camera

Make a next video on how kratos learn to walk

Bro's entire digestive system got destroyed on gow 1,gow 2 and gow 3 how do you expect him to take a shit?

@abdulazimnaushad

6 ай бұрын

Hmm now I wonder where the food he ate in Ragnarok went.

Welcome to "Wtf did I just watched"

Let the old man have his privacy goddamnit 😂

I was literally thinking this 5 min ago

I would use Spartan rage if I was constipated

Gods Do Not Nap. Gods Do Not Poop

@nonosetradome

Жыл бұрын

Gods do not go pee pee, they simply will it out of existence

Freedom from pooping sounds like a Godly existence indeed.

Next Topic: Is Kratos Breedable

@SyrelEliakimErojo

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️🤨🤨🤨

@CrimsonHeartKatze

8 ай бұрын

He is able to breed others

@Mr.Bird_Debates

7 ай бұрын

Underrated comment 😂

@toasterthedoge

7 ай бұрын

Well he has a son, so… maybe?

He probably uses these off camera moments, since atreus one excuse to go on the adventure alone was that he has to go pee...

His stomach got ravaged many times, that's why. GOW 1: gets stabbed by a pillar thrown by Ares GOW 2: gets stabbed by the Blade of Olympus by Zeus GOW 3: gets stabbed by the Blade of Olympus by himself GOW 4: gets stabbed by a rock by Baldur

Dose kratos peooop

Bro is milking the shit out of kratos at this point fr 💀

it’s possible since he could poop since atreus said he was peeing which could also mean they could poop

I thought using the bathroom was a private thing anyways ? 😅 like be fr who wants to see kratos using the bathroom 🚽 😂

How did atreus think he was mortal? Im pretty sure he also never ate or pooped in the story

Zeus basically opened his stomach and if he did we saw him putting cyclops in gow3

bluds gone msd about kratos💀

at this point this guy isnt even taking these videos seriously anymore 😭

Bro 😂😂

All that eaten must poo

Nah bro his ass and stomach got wrecked by the blade of Olympus after he gorded himself lmfao😂 this is a hilarious theory tho lol

I think it’s because his digestive system is refusing to eat stuff like broks so called sausages

Fr gow 3 ending got his a a hole got destroyed

Kratos is not a demigod because in the old games he became the god of war after killing Ares and in GOW Ragnarok he became the god of hope at the end of the DLC

He’s like Kim Jong-un he doesn’t have a butt hole

Technically you are right to tease a God he doesn't eat eat as much as a normal person would so he doesn't poop as much as a normal person would

Well we know his grandfather vomited and his generation had a mixture that caused him to do so. So my best guess is he goes to take a leak or a dump off camera

From what i heard the spartans would never sow their butt cheeks together if you are catching my drift.

Bro just wants a kratos shit scene.

I don’t think Greek gods crap, he also literally was impaled where poop was made so yk.

I think he would still have to poop because I heard that when you poop you actually are getting rid of dead skin cells

They just dont show it cause it would Inappropriate

@idkwhattoputforname3

7 ай бұрын

Bro it’s god of war

THE GOD OF DUMPS