"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball" Im proud to say that this was my senior quote in my yearbook

@stevefowler2112

5 жыл бұрын

That is good dude...wish I had been that clever.

@yoshpeters3079

5 жыл бұрын

LJ Serrato lol my senior quote in my yearbook should have been I am a Golden God.

@chadkase7580

5 жыл бұрын

Lol that's so awesome

@dapwn3ritswatido

5 жыл бұрын

mine was "Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyways because it's sterile and I like the taste"

@wallhook3567

5 жыл бұрын

LJ Serrato omg that’s such a good idea

R.I.P. Rip Torn/Patches “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.”

@tylerdenaro639

4 жыл бұрын

Rest in peace Rip Torn 😢🙏

@howardbaxter2514

4 жыл бұрын

/Agent Zed from MIB

@Mr_Winster

4 жыл бұрын

"Line up, Ladies!" "NOW!!!" I still laugh at the face he makes when he says that line.

@axllaw427

4 жыл бұрын

What?

@ct_cartoonist53

4 жыл бұрын

That's such a great quote that when you say it, almost 99% of people will know what movie you're referring to. 🔧

Is it necessary for me to watch this clip after he passed away?!?.....but I do it anyway because it’s funny and I like the taste

@Mauricio_Rodriguez16

4 жыл бұрын

Guatemalan Dude 69 amén

@howardbaxter2514

4 жыл бұрын

Yes it is necessary. RIP Patches.

@brandenlucero

4 жыл бұрын

You almost had it but messed it up with taste. It should have been actor. "And I like the actor"

@OscarHernandez18600

4 жыл бұрын

@Blood Beryl Wtf are you talking about?

@anneeq008

4 жыл бұрын

Just to clarify you are talking about the storyline right? Or has the actual across passed?

He's throwing wrenches at angels now RIP

@blackheartthedarklord6428

4 жыл бұрын

He passed away? When? How?

@cashwat210

4 жыл бұрын

@@blackheartthedarklord6428Yesterday. He was 88 it could have been something like pneumonia idk.

@the_o_man

4 жыл бұрын

That was beautiful and funny

@andrewdrozd847

3 жыл бұрын

Or he's trying to hit Norman Mailer in the head with a hammer in hell.

@huntergant6518

2 жыл бұрын

I can only hope

"Any other questions?" "OH MY GOD!" That part always kills me.

@LorgSkyegon

6 жыл бұрын

He was playing it up a bit, but he was actually in a lot of pain because the rubber wrench actually cut his face open. After that, they switched to foam rubber wrenches.

@wearebillionyearoldcarbon9563

4 жыл бұрын

@@LorgSkyegon really? Poor Justin 😔

@Agentshadowolf

2 жыл бұрын

lol i love that part, he sounded so much in pain and shock

0:19 “Queerbait go ahead.” “Me orrrr?” 😂😂😂😂😂

@dguthrie1

2 ай бұрын

Lol

@86Kera

2 ай бұрын

Lmfaooo never caught he said that til now

Justin getting hit in the face with a wrench will never not make me laugh😂😂😂

@deedsy10

Жыл бұрын

calling him queer bait always cracks me up

@Kas58223

10 ай бұрын

Everyone was like what in the cinema then laughing

RIP Rip Torn 😭 1931-2019

@peebay3515

3 жыл бұрын

He couldn't dodge the Grim Reaper's wrench....RIP Rip.

@joshualiening1123

3 жыл бұрын

@AppleTweakPro yes from Alzheimers in 2019

@joedredd1168

3 жыл бұрын

Requiesce In Pace.

@davemustaki134

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't know he past away what a shame! At least it seems like he missed all this covid 19 crap

@alanconnelly3921

3 жыл бұрын

Legend

Vince Vaughn gives one of the all-time great straight-man performances in this film. A lot of the time, his understated reactions to the ridiculousness of everything around him is funnier than the actual jokes. And the jokes are already funny as hell, so just think about that.

@WhenTheLeveeBreaks70

7 жыл бұрын

Bro, you just articulated the best part of this movie. Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

@hikingbird42

5 жыл бұрын

Vince manages to pull facial expressions that convey the absurdity of what's happening around him. Best qualities in his films

@lewiscarter1229

4 жыл бұрын

I actually think his performance is pretty lazy and boring

@icantthinkofaname1009

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly the line "is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?" isn't what makes me laugh, it's Vaughn's understated "probably not" that gets me

@TerranGuy93

4 жыл бұрын

"Hey, he's a better pirate than you'll ever be" is delivered in a solid straight man performance.

*You couldn't hit water if ya fell off a boat!!*

@DHynes5

5 жыл бұрын

I've got better runs in my shorts!!

@ajcope7151

5 жыл бұрын

Nakano Miku that’s my favorite joke hahaha in this movie

@gr8myndmuzic

4 жыл бұрын

Nakano Miku LOL!!!

@spencerbowden2979

4 жыл бұрын

Nakano Miku plot twist the boats on land.

I see I'm not the only one who decided to watch some memorable Dodgeball moments in remembrance of Rip Torn.

@hitchslap8254

4 жыл бұрын

And the Larry Sanders Shiw

@jimlahey988

4 жыл бұрын

Me too ! ❤️

@BOZOKILLER_

4 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah.

@michellerosejacksoncomedy

4 жыл бұрын

This and Payday.

@Hero_of_Legend

4 жыл бұрын

I mean..it just showed up in my recommended feed. Probably because I was watching clips from Freddy Got Fingered the other day...

Rip Torn just passed away today. R.I.P. to a truly talented actor.

@jonnypayne598

4 жыл бұрын

He is throwing wrenches at angels now.

@dougbull3230

3 жыл бұрын

Hd really passed away why isn't that big news he was not a leading movie star but he was hilarious.he did every kind of movie and was great in all of them.i didn't expect him to be this funny though.he wasn't known as a comedian but should've been

"Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine!?" 😂

@JemsKomang

8 жыл бұрын

No, but I do it anyway, because it is sterile & I like the taste

@SageVaughn

7 жыл бұрын

LOL

@mikeyd.3259

7 жыл бұрын

Okay. >_>

@geocross237

6 жыл бұрын

So... is it necessary to have wrenches thrown at you to train for dodgeball? (did Patches actually bother answering)

@crashpal

5 жыл бұрын

bear grylls: "hand over the piss and no one gets hurt"

Fun fact: Although the wrenches are rubber, they're still quite a lot harder than Justin was prepared for. His reaction was genuine. That is Justin Long, writhing on the ground, in legitimate pain.

@kgunitkeese17

3 жыл бұрын

It actually cut his eyebrow, according to the director, who was the one who threw the wrenches.

@chefboiardeeznutz9881

2 жыл бұрын

That's what I'm talking about

@14714623

2 жыл бұрын

That makes it even more funny.

@the1Nonly43

2 жыл бұрын

It isn't rip torn whipping the wrenches either, it's the director and he played football as a quarterback so he knows how to throw them.

@jmann6368

2 жыл бұрын

I think he got a mild concussion from the wrench and He wasn't supposed to get hit in the face.

"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball."

@VincentHarold

8 жыл бұрын

+Denton Warren "If you can dodge an RPG, you're Jesus."

@Tony-112

8 жыл бұрын

LOL

@geocross237

7 жыл бұрын

First Order Stormtrooper If you can dodge stormtrooper fire, then you're really nothing special 😝

@spacedust3479

7 жыл бұрын

Donald Trump yep

@kingmoorer3853

7 жыл бұрын

I was crying from laughter when he got hit by the wrench

Just noticed Steve the Pirate got his eye patch only after being hit in the eye with a wrench!

The way he straight up nails him in the face with a wrench is hilarious 😂

"QueerBate, Go Ahead" That was a great insult when I was growing up. HAHAHAHHA

@PeterSellers22

5 жыл бұрын

They didn't really mean it

@golden-sun

5 жыл бұрын

"..me, or..?"

@giantnamekiandende8988

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I always thought he said Queer Bag, lol Queer bag is even better

@TheScribe1.0

4 ай бұрын

@@giantnamekiandende8988me too. I actually had to listen to it again, after my brother told me it was actually “queerbait” and not “queerbag.”

@giantnamekiandende8988

3 ай бұрын

@@TheScribe1.0 haaaaaaaaa

Ultra Instinct

@mrnukes797

5 жыл бұрын

No mastered ultra instinct

@ishmaelprimeaux3564

5 жыл бұрын

JAXBLADE !!! I swear this is just another instance of me finding you on some video. So cool!

@Daquan0394

3 жыл бұрын

Far from it

@matepavic6929

3 жыл бұрын

How did you end up on here, man?

@giraffeman326

2 жыл бұрын

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

no matter how many times I see that it's still cracks me up hands down one of the funniest things I've seen in my entire life

@mrnukes797

6 жыл бұрын

FoxDemonMaster same here bro

@NazriB

2 жыл бұрын

Lies again? Revolution Patriots

"If you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball"

@purpleglitterladette

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely 👍

@kevino1489

4 жыл бұрын

@@Firefox-vz8cy if you can dodge a bullet you can dodge a ball

@faithwright4533

4 жыл бұрын

@@kevino1489 Now *that* makes perfect sense!

@tonyhodgin1158

3 жыл бұрын

I’m ok then a car hits him

@zac3194

3 жыл бұрын

If you can dodge a bullet, you can be "The Flashball"

One of the most underrated comedies ever. RIP Rip Torn

@Njbear7453

2 жыл бұрын

The best comedy ever made

@psychedelicfright85

2 жыл бұрын

It was a pretty big hit back in the day.

@XYZ_55

8 ай бұрын

I don't think this was ever underrated

R.I.P. Rip Torn. Thank you for teaching us to play dodgeball. 😥

"You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop."

@MissLeopard28

5 жыл бұрын

OMG!!! I laughed so hard I was crying!!!!

@Seiko180

4 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for that part in this video :(

Turns out agent Zed didn’t die, he just retired from Men in Black so he could pursue a career as a Dodgeball coach

@dakkuri1

3 жыл бұрын

Or they blank his memories and made a crazy,wheelchair bound man.

@hbsavage0387

2 жыл бұрын

@@dakkuri1 and then became a dodgeball coach

@elijahvigil7467

Жыл бұрын

And then got killed by a sign 😂

0:43-0:50 That startling realization that one of your friends just got clocked with a fucking wrench by a dude in a wheelchair.

RIP Rip Torn aka Patches (1931-2019) Remember his Quotes: "If you can dodge a wrench, You can dodge a ball."

Where's the leak ma'am?

@nikdifiore2390

6 жыл бұрын

Metal Zombies Inc. Not enough likes on this comment, Mr. Star.

@jhrisado

6 жыл бұрын

Metal Zombies Inc. Finland!

@joncarr1200

5 жыл бұрын

You ok Patrick?

@edicus1899

5 жыл бұрын

@@joncarr1200 FINLAND!

0:40 never fails to make me laugh

@eskimoassasin6764

5 жыл бұрын

Memorex996 still gets me lol

@blakehammerpack4710

5 жыл бұрын

Every time 😂😂😂💀

@SxTx831

4 жыл бұрын

When hes in pain makes me laugh 🤣🤣

Had to come see this great scene again. RIP Mr. Torn. Thanks for the memories.

“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.” *NEVER WERE TRUER WORDS SPOKEN*

10 people couldn't dodge a wrench

@allelitetyler9526

6 жыл бұрын

They can't dodge a ball

@squilliamfancyson5313

6 жыл бұрын

now it's 64

@jasondyrkacz8270

5 жыл бұрын

It's at 66.

@LilyZerep

5 жыл бұрын

They probably couldn't dodge traffic either 🙁

15 years later and it's still funny! :-D RIP Rip.

Rip you Magnificent Bastard.

I saw this movie for the first time with my parents last night and we cried laughing at this scene 😂

1:00

Patches was the greatest dodgeball coach ever! I still practice the 5 d’s before I start dodgeball. RIP MR. Torn

"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball" - Walder Frey

@mindxcircus

6 жыл бұрын

Ohh but that's not Walder Frey, that's Denethor son of Ecthelion! And he will not bow to any balls from the North!

@deeya

6 жыл бұрын

yeah, no. That's the late Z, former head of MIB.

@sans_killer2344

5 жыл бұрын

If u can doge a bullet you can dodge a ball

@frydsaman6857

5 жыл бұрын

thats freddies dad in freddie got fingered

“I get better runs in my shorts.” 3rd best quote IMO, after the wrench one & not hitting water if you fell out of a boat.

The way justin reacts to the wrench is so accurate I love it! Nothing but pure agony haha 😂

Hearing the Mac Guy groan in pain brings tears of laughter to my eyes

lol I love the "Oh my God!" part

My favorite line..."If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball" lol 😂 I laugh so much... Rest in peace, Rip Torn

The pirate getting hit in the eye and then wearing an eyepatch later is genius

@aaronbischoff721

Жыл бұрын

I think the 2000’s had the better group of writers for comedies than what they have now

"If you can dodge an RPG you're Jesus." -Wildcat

@NNinja1255

7 жыл бұрын

Cody Boutdy xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

@iamtheworm1327

5 жыл бұрын

Cody Boutdy yes I that's my favorite youtuber back then now its THERADBRAD

@DerpySeal_

5 жыл бұрын

Me

@jonathanoxlade4252

4 жыл бұрын

If you can dodge a bullet you can dodge a ball lol

@mrnukes797

4 жыл бұрын

If you can dodge being drafted you can dodge the military

I literally just saw someone walking down the street with a shirt saying “dodge dive dip duck dodge” on it, screamed, and almost gave my driver a heart attack 🤣 that is why I am here now. Dodgeball is now one of my favorite movies!

This movie is legendary. There will never be another one like it

Steve the Pirate looks like a natural! A real leaf in the wind

@chadburns8147

6 жыл бұрын

mccabber24 who the hell is Steve the pirate? Lmao

@romacechina

4 жыл бұрын

Chad Burns ... the only guy on our team that’s dressed like a pirate.

Thank god those tools are props That medium size adjustable wrench flying at you and headshot??damn.... definitely broken something

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!

@ladyfire44

6 жыл бұрын

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball

I wish I watched this in the cinema!! Watching this in a packed studio for the first time with others would have been EPIC!!

@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn

Жыл бұрын

It was pretty awesome, but it did that thing where the theater got hot because everyone was laughing throughout the entire movie

"Any other questions?" "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

0:36 Skull fracture with epidural hematoma. Justin is dead. *1up sound*

@spencerthompson8888

3 жыл бұрын

marv is dead

R.I.P. RIP Torn

RIP Rip Torn

R.I.P to the greatest dodgeball coach of all time

@Tom531Cat

4 жыл бұрын

Gaming Moments He will be missed... But that legitimate statement about dodging wrenches will be forever remembered.😔

@gamingmoments1584

4 жыл бұрын

Tom531Cat facts bro it truly will be forever remembered 😔

R.i.p RIP TORN ..MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH WATCHING THIS ..BLESS U I HOPE UR WITH BIGGIE N 2PAC N ALL THE REAL ONES

"Queer bait! Go ahead."

Such an iconic scene

RIP Sir

Person: “How do you keep homeless people from approaching you?” Me: 0:27

"Queer bait, go ahead!" "Me, or...?" 😂

1:59 - I never noticed before Steve the Pirate has an actual eye bandage under his eye patch from when he got hit at 1:38 lol

Rest up now torn thank you forever

1:36 when Steve gets hit in the eye lmfao

Had to come back here after Rip Torn’s death today. Rip well...Rip.

Literally best comedy in my opinion. Not top 10 not top 3. BEST

RIP Patches O'Hoolihan you will be missed

One of my favorite movies ever

RIP - Rip Torn aka Patches O’Houlihan

1:35 I love how that's the origin story of the patch

RIP, Rip. Will forever be a dodge ball champ.

R.I.P. to Rip Torn. His performance made Dodgeball as memorable as Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller. If you can dodge a wrench, You can dodge a ball!

R.I.P Rip Torn. Passed away today, 88 years old.

Watched this as a farewell to Rip Torn!

I met Alan Tudyk yesterday, now it’s my profile pic lol

I just noticed the guy who plays patches also plays Zed in Men in black the head of MIB 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

@spartangoku7610

4 жыл бұрын

Ray Zed’s dead baby, Zed’s dead. RIP.

1. Dodge 2. Duck 3. Dip 4. Dive 5. Dodge

This was one of my favorite movies. Patches was hilarious 😂 RIP Rip!

I love how he was “wha???” Then got hot in the kisser with the wrench..comedic gold

Back when we actually had real comedy. They knew we’d be dying so they left a few seconds on Justin in pain to allow us time to breath from laughing our faces off.

R.I.P. Rip Torn

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?! No but it's sterile and I like the taste!😂😂😂

@ethanium9280

5 жыл бұрын

I will drink yours

@efancording6363

4 жыл бұрын

@@ethanium9280 What a freak

@ethanium9280

4 жыл бұрын

@Beef 99 Thats my man !

@grayninja9958

3 жыл бұрын

Why ya'll drinking piss up in here

@user-yc4mn9fm8h

3 жыл бұрын

Привет

RIP to my man Rip Torn you were a king

This is my favorite part of the movie lol

R.I.P. Rip Torn-GSH

"Thats what this sack of wrenches is for" xD this movie is gold

Rip patches. Your dodgeball advice will prove forever useful to us and future generations

“ come on , I get better runs in my shorts”

Bruh all these og movies bring me back to real comedy.

RIP rip torn

0:35 Always love this part, makes me laugh 😆

Rest In Peace, Torn

RIP rip torn... i quote his 'necessary' bit all the time

Poor darry, he can't catch a break.

@markcraft

2 жыл бұрын

Haha, I see what you did there

"Queerbait... Go ahead.." ... "Me or..." hahaha 💀

RIP Rip Torn, absolutely amazing in this scene.

0:35 classic line

This scene never fails to make me laugh. I remember this scene from when I was a kid as though it was yesterday. Recently found out he passed away, RIP Torn. Thank you for the memories.

RIP to one of the greatest actors of our time