Whenever a patient's large family would ask me where they would all sleep, my answer, without flinching or turning away from whatever I was doing, would invariably be, "elsewhere."

@TheVillainOfTheYear

3 жыл бұрын

@Rach The secret is not engaging with bad behavior. It always hurts you more than them. At my last job, whenever a patient was yelling and screaming at the nurse and I was in charge, I would step in, guide the nurse by the arm out of the room, and close the door (glass doors). The patient would be too shocked to continue engaging in verbal abuse, the nurse would feel like a human again, and management was happy because what's the patient going to say? "The nurse didn't stand there and listen to me screaming at her?"

@jacobmclaughlin3246

3 жыл бұрын

@Rach to jj in j jk lol jk p Ll

@929er13

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheVillainOfTheYear iconic

Every time I hear about parents believing vaccines cause autism, I can't help but laugh. Because I have a friend whose parents thought the same thing and didn't get him vaccinated, and then later on he was diagnosed with autism. Needless to say, they couldn't exactly continue sticking to that claim. They still tried for a while, though.

@nickywal

3 жыл бұрын

Its funny a friend who legitimately cannot be vaccinated, long history of reactions, a insane list of medical issues, one of which includes autism. She's pro vax, all her pets are up to date, clearly its through "shedding" or some such bullshit

@bwenspwinnenhever5757

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickywal im so confused what you just said.

@unholyheretik

3 жыл бұрын

@@bwenspwinnenhever5757 People are still blaming vaccines for someones autism from someone who can't even have vaccines due to horrible reactions to them

@bwenspwinnenhever5757

3 жыл бұрын

@@unholyheretik what was the shedding part about or am i being stupid.

@rud5101

3 жыл бұрын

@@bwenspwinnenhever5757 I think they said she caught secondhand autism from her vaccinated pets after they shed?

Had a renal patient who was on a strict fluid balance. He disappeared from the ward and returned hours later drunk. He had gone to the pub and had about 10 beers and got angry with me because he was sick of us telling him what to do. I pointed out that I wasn’t the one who was going to die, so all good.

"Oh, that's Nelson. He lives up there."

@KnakuanaRka

3 жыл бұрын

Sounded like he needed a psych eval too! O_o

@stephmont625

3 жыл бұрын

I died🤣🤣🤣 when i heard that one!!!!

I had a diabetic customer who thought they couldn’t eat sugar. Like actual sugar, soda, syrup and all that was fine.

Allergic to water? Man his body must be at war with itself every day.

@JDLupus

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, he probably looked like his body was at war with itself.

Omg I thought that one kid with the lice had found a drug lab or something. "(Chemical smelling white powder)"!!

@Ambipie

3 жыл бұрын

I thought they covered him in detergent soap flakes and they activated when he inevitably sweated.

My mom had to be rushed to the ER, too many times to count, for asthma attacks. They insisted it was from secondhand smoke because paedophile pop smoked. But, both my mom and paedophile pop thought they HAD to be wrong, because paedophile pop NEVER smoked inside. He would go outside to smoke, then come back inside. The doctors educated all of us on what secondhand smoke is and that it can linger on items, such as clothing, for days, still being just as dangerous as direct smoke. Her constant asthma attacks finally went away when they split up. What an odd coincidence, right? 🤔

@jeaniebird999

3 жыл бұрын

@Me We Just Google the definition, but you'll have to spell it correctly, first.

@jeaniebird999

3 жыл бұрын

@Me We Go play games with someone else, weirdo.

Some of these patients need to go to the HOSPITAL

5:51 Two things. First: The nonchalant "Oh, that's Nelson, he lives up there" just sounds cute. Second: Should've been "Oh, that's Horatio," but...

Once when my mom was in high school she started exhibiting signs of a cold/flu so she went to the doctor thinking that she had a neuromuscular disorder and made them test her for myasthenia gravis.

1:12 - So she was close enough to going into labor that she thought her water might break while she was working and then she ended up with broken glass right where it was liable to cut the baby if she did go into labor... I'm just cringing here. I don't know her situation so I shouldn't judge, but it seems to me that if she was that close to delivery maybe it was time to take a break from showing houses until after the baby was born.

@jeaniebird999

3 жыл бұрын

I feel so bad for that child! Its mom is too dumb to be raising children!

@KnakuanaRka

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, if she was that close, take a damn break! 🤦🏻‍♂️

@pokemagetech

3 жыл бұрын

@@KnakuanaRka Some people can’t afford to; however, you’d expect a fucking REAL ESTATE AGENT to be able to afford to.

@imofage3947

3 жыл бұрын

@@pokemagetech Real Estate Agents work on commission. The average agent sells 1-2 houses a year, which would leave you in abject poverty without a second source of income. Source: both parents have worked as REAs.

@ShadowSkyX

2 жыл бұрын

And I thought I was bad waiting til the last minute or thinking "I can do this or that right quick, I still have time" when I don't. 5 minutes goes fast as shit.

Sometimes I wish Executioner was still a job so that I could be one

@osirim5725

3 жыл бұрын

omg youre such a badass

@raulw858

3 жыл бұрын

Be the change you want to see in the world

@justsomepandawithinternet

3 жыл бұрын

, i meant to do that

@profwaldone

3 жыл бұрын

It is in atleast the united states and poland? I think? Might be wrong on poland. But wherever the death penelty exists, so does that job.

@hampter4001

3 жыл бұрын

nice name

Not a doctor, but a medical technologist. Called a result for a patients test; patient had an elevated potassium. It was unexpected, and the nurse asked me what I did to the specimen. I told her I like to randomly add potassium or glucose to specimens so that I have the pleasure and joy of calling her.

The one with the water allergy is in every single patient reddit video.

24:08 Yes it is. I now have an gastroesophageal disease (aka something that affects my esophagus, its called GERD and is relatively common) because my parents (or my mom, at least) smoked literally all the time when I was a kid, and I have asthma but I've sort of trained myself to work around that. It's manageable because all that really happens is stomach acid manages to enter my esophagus, but at the same time it's a chronic condition.

@lisachiappetti6092

2 жыл бұрын

Hey I have GERD too but my parents didn't smoke. My best friend's mom smoked and some of my dad's family smoked and I was around them occasionally, but I don't think that's what caused it. I think what caused it is when I was born my esophagus wasn't fully developed.

I know a person with COPD and was recently in hospital for pneumonia. During that stay they chose to leave the ward to see friends and family and smoke. They also left long enough to travel to the next city over where someone they were with overdosed on some type of narcotics and had to be resuscitated. This meant they were classed as having self discharged and had to wait until hours later to be readmitted. They continued to leave the ward to see friends and family while also smoking and taking narcotics. Yesterday they were discharged (?thrown out?) and immediately went to meet their supplier. Yup. This all took place during the pandemic! I like them and consider them to be a friend (their mother is a neighbour and also a friend), but this is another level of stupidity!

Obligatory not a doctor, but was somehow really smart in biology, anatomy and common sense regarding health care. I have no idea how some of these people manage to gain adulthood.

That button battery up the nose reminded me of a story my parents told me of when I was 2. Apparently, I had figured out how to reach and disassemble a key-chain laser pointer to eat the battery. Apparently, it passed right through me completely harmlessly after about three days.

That last one about vaccines accurately describes my friend's cousin. I feel bad for her kid

Not a Dr., but my Mom thought she could spray Windex on wounds (like the dad in the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding). The Dr loved that.

@KnakuanaRka

2 жыл бұрын

Ouch! 😖

one time I had a tic on my left hand's thumb and my grandpa overeacted and wanted me to go get an ultra-sound on my hand and if this does not show anything go to a cardiologist because he is afraid I may have heart problems.

@ashhhyyyy

3 жыл бұрын

videakias3000 like a tick, the insect or a tic like tourette’s

@videakias3000

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashhhyyyy a tic when your finger starts moving on its own. These things are called tics right?

I'm not a doctor or anything, but I was talking to a friend the other day and she said she just found out her 8 year old is nearly blind in one eye. She is convinced that it's because he favored one breast when he was a baby and laid on that side all the time.

I still want to know what allergic reaction the guy had to water.

I didn’t get my first eye exam until 6th grade and I had to beg for it

@Ambipie

3 жыл бұрын

I got my first exam at 2, i had recently began to read. It wasn't in fact a B. It was the biggest E they had on file. Diagnosis, my family tree. Not being able to see is genetic.

Until my junior year of HS, I actually thought that circumcision was a maths concept.

17:55 Well, yes... As far as I understand it, it's the point of chemotherapy to try and poison the cancerous cells to death.

@KnakuanaRka

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the point of chemotherapy is that it’s supposed to affect cells that divide rapidly (like cancer cells) more than the rest of the body. kzread.info/dash/bejne/hJuLs6WAiJazf84.html

"Derp" lmao

How is this new? I heard all of this months ago.

I had MSSA, the MRSA that's more easily treatable, from a long hospital stay. Those who diagnosed me didn't find it strange at all and just dumped a bunch of antibiotic in me, and I was all good.

i literally had to force the doctors to not discharge me because they thought i was fine, but i still hadn't fully recovered. WHY

“Oh that’s Nelson, he lives up there.”💀

To be fair, I didn't know about circumcision until 11th grade 😅 when my mom was pregnant with my brother. She and my dad had a brief discussion on whether or not to have him circumcised. It's been all girls in my family until my little brother and my dad's not circumcised, so that was an interesting bit of information for me. Also, I didn't know men had foreskin 😖 I didn't pay much attention to the sex ed lessons in middle school...

Some youtuber who put nurses in the thumbnail and doctors in the title

6:00 (ish) eyes off screen** "her 3 year old kid came into a mug"

some of these patients are literally getting killed by their own family

@paulfuray8557

3 жыл бұрын

Listen to doctors ffs. They got where they are because they studied hard and earned it. That one where the parent ignored the optician where optician said kid needs to wear glasses all the time, she ignores them, then goes on a rant about how they’re trying to sell glasses and kid can “see fine” Some parents shouldn’t have kids.

@Joey-xy9qw

3 жыл бұрын

Paul Furay agreed! the optician one stands out particularly to me cause i’m a student studying to be an optometrist and even though it’s not my patient, i do hv friends complaining about theirs being stubborn.

Not a doctor but ;) a co-worker is utterly hysterical about chemikills, anti-vax etc etc. He'll tell you this while bragging about how he got black out drunk yet again this weekend. This was a man in his mid-30s not a teenager

Crohns and ulcerative colitis runs in my family and even I had to Google if you could have symptoms in your mouth because I did not know that I Was told by family members many times that Crohn’s disease was in the small intestine and ulcerative colitis was in the large intestine and that is why you can remove the large intestine with ulcerative colitis so it’s not as dangerous but Crohn’s is a lifetime disease

@evasmiljanic3529

Жыл бұрын

Ulcerative colitis only attacks the large intestine, so if shit really hits the fan (literally and figuratively) you can operate. Crohn's can attack the entirety of the GI tract, including the mouth and aesophagus.

Granted, using a small amount of diesel kills lice pretty well lol

@TyeDyeEyes

3 жыл бұрын

It kills the adults, but not the eggs/gnits. And if those survive, the cycle starts all over

Welp, my genitals just went on a very long vacation.

As a diabetic... these people embarrass me.

Dunno about combing diesel through your hair, but kerosene is pretty good at getting rid of fleas and keeping sandflies at bay.

This sounds good

@faded_red9373

3 жыл бұрын

Yea

first story been posted so many times since I can remember

These stories show us we are walking (more usually driving) amongst stupid people all day everyday. Not a comforting thought.

@jenniferjoseph1560

3 жыл бұрын

Good god..right?? I live in AZ and have work in healthcare for 26 years. The way some folks live (and how they have survived this long) is mind boggling! The push for people becoming DIY enthusiasts should come with disclaimers! Lol

Ngl, when I was a kid I had an idea that I was the only circumcised man because my grandpa wasn't circumcised. I didn't know my dad and haven't seen anyone else naked... then I found out porn existed and then I was aware I wasn't the only one circumcised.

@brandonanderson6691

3 жыл бұрын

We showered together, you see I lived with my grandparents all my life so they raised me as if I was their own child. My grandpa helped me move from the bath phase into the shower phase then after I got into I think 8 or 9 I would take showers on my own.

@brandonanderson6691

3 жыл бұрын

@moi aussi yeah it sounds worse but just a parenting thing. Lol

Why did I listen to this at lunch

@superevilscientistgamer5939

2 жыл бұрын

Because you're hardcore

The dong one got me. That was nasty

23:47- 2. made from aborted babies. There was a sweetener in soda (pepsi and dr. pepper) that comes from the kidney cells of aborted babies ( it was in their products for a couple of years; they try to deny it but I remember the site saying they did; it's, of course, been taken down). The company that supplied it, is Senomyx. I can't remember what it was called unfortunately, it was at least 4 years ago when I saw it.

@ashhhyyyy

3 жыл бұрын

Pat McCann do you think it’s out of pepsi now? i don’t drink it anyway i just wanna make sure

@KnakuanaRka

3 жыл бұрын

You meam HEK-293? A number of problems I have with that: First, HEK-293 was derived from ONE aborted fetus' kidney cells about FORTY YEARS AGO, and the cell line has reproduced by itself since; it's not like people are constantly dumping in more cells to feed it. If abortions stopped tomorrow, we could keep on using HEK-293. Second, said cells have also been altered and hacked to bits to serve pretty much every cellular purpose imaginable as a common lab workhorse; the ones Senomyx were using apparently were modified to imitate human taste buds or something. Finally, no cells ended up in the finished product; the cells were just used to test the sweeteners more efficiently than with human test tasters. www.snopes.com/fact-check/senomyx-flavor-additive/ A lot of similar things can be said about the cell lines used to test vaccines.

@KnakuanaRka

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashhhyyyy Check my comment. Even if it was, Pat is seriously misrepresenting it.

Allergic to water but drinks Sprite and sweet tea, how did they make the tea without water?

He lives up there 😂😂😂😂😂. Wtf 🤦🏼‍♀️

The woman with cancer was probably in denial

2:00 artificial sweeteners are a lot worse then regular sugar anyway so they are right

This looks like a reupload. I have seen this same content at least 5 times.

No one cares if you are first

4:50 it smells of anti vaxx there

Hey!! My A1C is 14!!

Who the hell dies of finger cancer

Five times the size? Sorry. The imagine limit is 3 times. I cant visualize something that necrotically large.

@KnakuanaRka

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe 5 times in volume instead of diameter; hard to tell.-v(“/)v-

The woman smoking around diesel fuel is quite safe. I’ve watched furnace repair guys working on a furnace and put their cigarettes out in a small pool of diesel fuel.

Repeat

LUNACY

RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fourfth

@faded_red9373

3 жыл бұрын

Fifth

𝐓𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐥 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐘𝐓 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞

If my future kids have head lice then I'm mixing raid with powder to make a paste and they're getting that in their hair for 5 minutes before I comb their hair clean. I have a bad phobia of bugs to the point I would get a respirator mask to then spray raid all over my own hair after cutting it into a layered bob at home. Fuck that shit I will even get the bug killing gel in a good enough amount to completely cover all my hair then comb out the head lice. I will deal with the hair damage later with a hot oil treatment and rubbing vitamin oil into my hair. But fuck bugs, sleeping, imaging those lice crawling into my ears or my nose or mouth........NOPE!

@lisachiappetti6092

2 жыл бұрын

You're gonna hate hearing this then I'm so sorry but it's important info. You might wanna just burn your house down and move if your kids gets lice, then, because you have to literally cover everything in plastic to stop the lice from going anywhere else because they're contagious.

i hope the 1% that sees this will follow their dreams and never give up. my dream is to become a successful KZreadr. god bless🙏

@spoopy3408

3 жыл бұрын

No

im your 666th like lol looks like this vid is cursed now