I'm so disappointed, that Blue Apron isn't this episode's sponsor.

@LogieT2K

5 жыл бұрын

Jakub Gruda 😂😂

@markmeadows7093

5 жыл бұрын

I wear a blue and gold apron on the second Tuesday of every month.

@jackwhite8999

5 жыл бұрын

That was great comment

@foamy_vertex9722

5 жыл бұрын

Same though

@14gears55

4 жыл бұрын

If they did sponsor it, I think I’d have to skip testicle day

You have to wonder... what's happening in Idaho that they're the only place that feels they need a law against cannibalism? More so, why isn't it Florida? It's always Florida.

@glizzygladiator8055

4 жыл бұрын

We gotta thin each other out somehow man, can’t make it illegal.

@localjuicebox9026

4 жыл бұрын

No one talking bout SWEET HOME ALABAMA

@Prosper_Dean

4 жыл бұрын

I live in Idaho and youre right. I now HAVE to wonder 😱

@stevenhargis1513

4 жыл бұрын

Im pretty sure even thought its technically legal here youd still go to prison for it and you absolutely would for the murder

@TheRealRusDaddy

4 жыл бұрын

Steven Hargis but what if they died in an accident with you and it was life or death?

I saw the canabalism hook and thought, "I'll bite".

@annebruecks7381

3 жыл бұрын

After Stupid Show I see what you did there

@sambaggins2798

3 жыл бұрын

Appears to be more of a nibble lol.

So if Jimmy suddenly falls off a cliff it's _perfectly legal..._

@davidking3922

5 жыл бұрын

Desecrating a corpse, interfering with an investigation probably, and Not allowing the body to be buried are some of the crimes you might catch

@tiffanywelton5116

5 жыл бұрын

That won't be so easy because eating corpses would cause cannibalism borne illness. Whether it be traumatizing and cause mental or immune system illnesses.

@davidking3922

5 жыл бұрын

@@tiffanywelton5116 the only real issues that arise from eating human meat is when you eat the brain. Our brains contain prions, a bacteria that cannot be cooked out no matter the temperature. it essentially unravels the proteins in your body. Most animals brains contain prions but it only seems to effect when you're eating in the same species family tree. Mad cow disease was from cows being fed other cows brains among their feed

@davidking3922

4 жыл бұрын

@Kristie C supposedly loosely tastes like pork

@Aeririn

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidking3922 Even with prions there is cases of ppl growing resistance to prions over generations of ritual cannibaliism, so given enough generation could probably grow completely resistant if not immune to prion dieases causing to do barely any deteration or make it so long a process they'd take an entire life time to die before the prions killed them if they even died from the prion dieases itself. And on that, prions do not naturally occur in our brains. They are a mutation much like cancer that spreads through others of the same species consuming the brain. If prions occured naturally litterally everything with a brain would either be immune to deteriation effects of prion dieases (and by extention to the dieases itself), or we'd all die painful deaths from prion dieases regardless of whether it's a cat, dog, fish, human, or any other animal with a brain. That's why mad cow diease died out. They stopped feeding unaffected cows the brains of infected ones and the infected ones naturally died out and were cremated.

So Hannibal's only crime was murdering the people he ate?

@swordstrafe

5 жыл бұрын

khartog01 murder, desecration of corpses a few other things but yeah

@SgtNicholasAngle

5 жыл бұрын

Baldrick!

@bsteven885

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty much.

@timhuber2814

5 жыл бұрын

khartog01 ...no

@carpenoctem3257

5 жыл бұрын

Meat is meat dude, you’re not hurting anybody by eating them, what do they care? They are dead. They are physically incapable of feeling anything.

"I don't want that, you don't want that, nobody wants that..." -Simon Whistler

@livedandletdie

5 жыл бұрын

He obviously doesn't know us. And frankly the lack of pictures for the live cytoplasm consumption is disturbing...

@datfisheboi6519

5 жыл бұрын

The Major You’re disturbing

@notinusesoon4975

5 жыл бұрын

Hey, no discrimination! The pictures of the limbs are sooo fake, I wish there were more pictures of real innards.

@Nobody-iz1qd

5 жыл бұрын

No I dont

@charlesq7866

5 жыл бұрын

Don't tell me what I want!

This video spirals slowly but resolutely into madness. I can't believe Simon actually managed to finish all 13 minutes.

When I got my gallbladder removed I asked if I could keep it in a jar or even see it and the people at the hospital said no. I was sure I had the right to keep it but apparently not...

@bedrantje

4 жыл бұрын

Soak ur galbladder in hot water with soap, and pound away. Better than 80 dollar fleshlight. Animal bladders also work but human best

@Mogijup

3 жыл бұрын

wassuup what did I just read lmao *he said he wasn’t allowed to keep it!*

@annasquared27

3 жыл бұрын

I at least was able to get a picture of my gallbladder (still inside my abdomen even) as well as a pic of the gallstone next to a ruler

@amariherman6332

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigamateur9055 idk man it's kinda of unfair how inconsistent these laws are

My take: Starvation medically leads to an altered state of mind, and so does survival. Ultimately, even if a law existed, ruling would still favor not guilty by temporary insanity.

@basevegeta9424

5 жыл бұрын

That's good mate, I'll remember that one.

@Vgamer311

5 жыл бұрын

Possibly, but insanity pleas are incredibly difficult to get. It’s nothing like the law shows where someone gets off on insanity because they were mad or depressed. Typically you have to be in such a mental state that you literally don’t understand that you’re doing something wrong in order to actually get it.

@wschippr1

5 жыл бұрын

Brad As someone else pointed out, that's not how insanity pleas work.

@richtheunstable3359

5 жыл бұрын

anybody high or drunk would be free to commit crimes if insanity was judged that way.

@sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287

5 жыл бұрын

True, insanity pleas are hard to get. However, I think if you went through a very detailed description of what it felt like to have your body begin to digest itself and the madding effect of hunger on your psyche, the uncertainty of rescue and your own survival, and the paranoia as you begin to suspect the other people will turn on you, you could convince a jury of letting you plead insanity. It's a lot different than being drunk.

Your url for your sponsor is particularly amusing on this video.

@patf1288

5 жыл бұрын

You need to do a video on Donnie Dunagan! He was a Marine Intelligence Officer and Drill Instructor who did 3 tours in Vietnam and also did the voice of baby Bambi in the original Bambi movie. He never told any one though because he was too embarrassed.

@xxXthekevXxx

5 жыл бұрын

“Brain food” hahaha

@MrEdrftgyuji

5 жыл бұрын

Forward slash brain food

@bryntendo

5 жыл бұрын

Really shouldn't eat the brains though, that's a good way to get a prion disease and die horribly lol

You can’t tell me Vsauce, Babish, and this guy are not related.

@jacrispy3275

4 жыл бұрын

Lol.

@shamerzaihan8638

4 жыл бұрын

Mathew Santoro too

@odinson5911

4 жыл бұрын

His name's Michael, not Vsauce.

@jacrispy3275

4 жыл бұрын

@@odinson5911 - were well aware, Mr. Holmes.

@anthonyr1416

4 жыл бұрын

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"Today, you found out" ...boy, did I ever

Wait so there was actually a German bloke who put up an ad searching for a person to be eaten willingly? I thought that was just an "IT Crowd" episode.

@christyshultz6443

5 жыл бұрын

No it's a real thing.some are still angry about it thinking that his rights were violated... their rights were violated.

@klmeyer9907

5 жыл бұрын

Yep. More than one guy answered the ad. The first guide chickened out.

@Richard_Nickerson

5 жыл бұрын

He even looks like the real guy

@vicky248123

5 жыл бұрын

What blew my mind was that an actual IT guy was the one to agree to it

@Emperor_Palpatine_66

5 жыл бұрын

Well we know who the people that backed out are now

Well... I bit my tongue... Does that count?

@janaebert3059

5 жыл бұрын

Self cannibalism seems ok

@martinkuliza

5 жыл бұрын

no, it's not ok i'll notify the authorities

@blackjackrose605

5 жыл бұрын

You're constantly swallowing some of your own cells. Autocannibalism happens all the time.

@Pynaegan

5 жыл бұрын

Did you swallow?

@bryntendo

5 жыл бұрын

How much did you bite, did you bite it off, and did you do it on purpose? ... Not to determine whether it's legal or not, I'm just curious for... Science

Me at midnight: do people get in trouble for cannablism?

@nathangeise2009

3 жыл бұрын

Same here

@asopher

3 жыл бұрын

Brings a whole new meaning to “midnight snack”

I’m surprised you didn’t mention the Donner Party

@IoEstasCedonta

4 жыл бұрын

Or Leningrad.

@kamranemin5356

4 жыл бұрын

Sodium FTW what is that?

@Annelise-Ho

4 жыл бұрын

The donner party was a party of people traveling to what is now Sacramento California unfortunately when they arrived at what is now known as donner summit or something like that it was winter and they’re horses and stuff got stuck in the snow and they were unable to pass they sent our scouts ahead to look for help but they took a long time. They ran out of supplies and had to resort to eating people they did not however kill the people they only ate them after that had died. What remained of the party was eventually saved and settled at sutters fort which you can visit in Sacramento

@silverstarthehybrid8122

3 жыл бұрын

@@Annelise-Ho Well, there was that ONE guy who I believe DID kill the others. I forgot his name but I was reading about it a while ago.

@infamous1857

3 жыл бұрын

Ask a mortician has a good video on it if you wanna know more.

> Makes anything regarding obtaining a corpse and preventing a burial illegal > Doesn't make cannibalism illegal

@SanityVideo

5 жыл бұрын

Which makes it basically illegal to the point where there's no point bothering with a law against it. It also messes with a lot of traditional or religious funeral practices but profits for the funeral industry are more important than the cultures of grieving families.

@irispark1381

5 жыл бұрын

I mean. You could argue that I am cannibalizing myself when I lick my blood off a wound....technically. we don't want that kinda lawsuits to start happening right?

@jerotoro2021

5 жыл бұрын

Technically you would be cannibalizing yourself if you lost weight at all. Your body is consuming it's fat for sustenance.

@robertmonroe6434

5 жыл бұрын

There is a term for a person eating or drinking a part of themselves, it's referred to as "autocannibalism". There.... That's a thing you know now.... Lol

@jamesbizs

5 жыл бұрын

Nazareth kinda like gun laws. “No. Guns are perfectly legal. Here’s your $2000 bullet”.

So how about the story behind how they got the cannibalism law on the books in Idaho, eh?

@q345ify

5 жыл бұрын

it might be like that bestiality law in Washington that was implemented after a guy died after having sex with a horse, one of those "no it's not technically illegal but only because we shouldn't have to legislate something like that" situations.

@bryntendo

5 жыл бұрын

tbarry12 I often find myself wondering how those kinds of hyper specific laws and rules came about when I stumble across them and they just seem so... Totally bizarre =/ What happened to provoke this apparently needing legislation?? Hahaha

@Ryan-jb3xl

5 жыл бұрын

@@bryntendo anytime I'm interstate driving I'll see signs saying "beware: falling rocks" and I always wonder 'How many cars have been hit by them enough to necessitate a sign?' Hahaha

@bryntendo

5 жыл бұрын

Ryan Kole Lmao, or warning notes on a hair straightener saying 'do not insert into anus', a toaster saying 'do not operate toaster in bath or shower', or a restaurant with decorative fruit having signs saying 'this fruit is not real, do not eat' hahaha. When I was a kid I drove with my dad over a bridge that had a sign stating the bridge's weight limit... So I asked my dad, how do they know the breaking weight limit? To which he answered 'well, they build the bridge then drive bigger and bigger trucks over it until it breaks, then they weigh the last truck and rebuild the bridge' 😂😂 What a shit stirrer lmao

@bryntendo

5 жыл бұрын

I read it as Ohio instead of Idaho at first glance, and was like 'is it... Dahmer?' hahaha. That's actually really weird though, since Jeffrey Dahmer was such a high profile case of cannibalism, you'd think there'd be laws on the books there because of him, but nope, just Idaho =/ I don't actually know why Idaho has cannibalism laws but not other states.. What happened? My Google-fu is lacking today apparently, but I still wanna know hahaha

Be advised when flying over the Andes should the plane crash passengers in business class get to eat the passengers in the economy section if they find themselves stranded.

@JamesRichardWiley

4 жыл бұрын

Promise the selected person that everyone will chip in and send his/her kids to college.

@faraway-2009

3 жыл бұрын

Wait fr?

@GrEaTDemOnBlade

3 жыл бұрын

Id like to see them try

@ahleenah

3 жыл бұрын

In a case where everyone survives the crash I, too, would like to see them try

@Virgil38

3 жыл бұрын

Business class is more likely to die in a crash.

THAT IS THE MOST FREAKING HARDCORE ASEXUAL I HAVE EVER HEARD OF. MY WORD....

@L3raje

5 жыл бұрын

It still was a waste of a perfectly good penis.

@sarahtammi222

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr, I didn't see that coming and I am now feeling like a very inadequate asexual

@thisname6738

4 жыл бұрын

As an ace I vote to not claim him

@Gabo-wg3dv

4 жыл бұрын

@Heather Ivie Stfu

@zemorph42

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gabo-wg3dv To be fair, it was botched and probably not good.

Personally if I die first in a survival situation with a loved one, I would want them to eat me to survive. At least I could help them that way.

@GigawingsVideo

5 жыл бұрын

Sadly in that kind situation the young usually can't survive. Unless you willing to chop part of your body and let them eat it. So you're still alive, just a bit less :/

@damiangrouse4564

5 жыл бұрын

Kitana Kojima if the wife is the survivor it may be the only way the guy would get a blowjob...

@heymansupman1595

5 жыл бұрын

@@alkatraz706 retweet my guy.

@miaouew

5 жыл бұрын

Clicked on the comments just to see the obvious and yes of course it was there. Edit: and down there...

@stsk7

5 жыл бұрын

@@alkatraz706 stfu

I had a friend who was a descendant of _those_ Donners. His forefather and foremother were among the survivors. They started a restaurant in San Francisco, which proved to be very successful.

@aquamelon0087

5 жыл бұрын

IKEA: here, have a horse meatball, it’s not made out of horse meat... definitely... Donners restaurant: here, have a meatball. There’s no human meat in it, sure, that’s what the old cookbook says, but I don’t like that recipe

@Ohmloud

5 жыл бұрын

Did Donner restaurant serve kabbab?

"He describes himself as an asexual individual" well he is now

@riggs20

4 жыл бұрын

I could handle the other ones, but that story made me nauseated!

@sacredcobra155

4 жыл бұрын

@@riggs20 I thought "the custom of the sea" was pretty morbid

@williamkee51

4 жыл бұрын

Asexual means you can re-produce by yourself. He's not even an asexual at this point

@williamkee51

4 жыл бұрын

@ArsonistDeer no, join us at Manning National Zoo, we do recruitments every 3 weeks, enlist and be a part of our team today and bring back Order to Washington DC

@GoodVibes-nn6gb

3 жыл бұрын

BTSU-CptHusky I- dude, that’s asexual reproduction. Being ace is just not liking sex

I love that. "Today you found out." Rarely do I laugh out loud while watching videos but when Simon uttered that line, and in the manner he said it. Priceless ❤️.

@stuarthill794

3 жыл бұрын

He died inside right then.

@nathanwardlow1342

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe you should watch business blaze

brings a hold new meaning of "Brain food"

@AuskaDezjArdamaath

5 жыл бұрын

Dominic Esquivel whole

@willow7610

5 жыл бұрын

If you eat a human brain you will die. No exeptions

@FishFind3000

5 жыл бұрын

Willow why?

@martinkuliza

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine led zep wrote a song HOLD lot of love or ACDC wrote HOLD Lot of Rosie hehe,, sort of isn't the same huh ?? in saying that, metallica did write eye of the beHOLDer hehe

@davidbjorkman2206

5 жыл бұрын

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prion Quite literally your brain starts to eat itself, causing your brain to look worse than swiss cheese.

vsauce but with accent

@natenobles4372

5 жыл бұрын

Nah it’s vsauce in cursive

@zaya5360

5 жыл бұрын

V sauce But sane

@ICECREAMan2991

5 жыл бұрын

Don’t disrespect Michael like that. Michael is one of a kind.

@peytonhorn2833

5 жыл бұрын

Bruh 😁

@nathankeane7615

5 жыл бұрын

Expect for the fact that V-Sauce’s videos are on a whole other level and this guy just reads wiki pages

"I got some to eat for you" Gibson: ooh what? "Deez nutz" Gibson: *BET*

You’ve earned a like for A: genuinely disturbing me B: finding some way to make me think even worse of humanity

but if you eat the evidence who's to say it was murder?

@kitsunekid16

5 жыл бұрын

Bones

@maxscott3349

5 жыл бұрын

Make Jello

@KaraKobold

5 жыл бұрын

@@kitsunekid16 bones? jello anyone?

@tomcruisesmiddlefronttooth9221

5 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture is perfect with this question

@wolfcub1835

5 жыл бұрын

Urban Kitsune cut the bones to look like chicken wings and ribs

I’m shocked he didn’t mention the infamous Donner dinner in 1846- 1847.

Slow braised...”Today you found out” “ I Don’t want that, you don’t want that, nobody wants that”

"Donner table, party of four, ready to be seated..."

@jasonbrowning8414

4 жыл бұрын

Donner, party of three...

Clicked notification after just sitting down to lunch.... bad idea... be back later...

@yuxinyang928

5 жыл бұрын

LOL, same here but dinner, be back later...

@yodaslovetoy

5 жыл бұрын

Fresh meat is back on the menu

@KevinMCadet

5 жыл бұрын

I did the exact same. My stomach is churning and I feel like passing out lol

@lockergr

5 жыл бұрын

This one made me feel physically nauseous as well. 🤢

@anarchyantz1564

5 жыл бұрын

Funny enough I am eating a sausage sarnie while watching this.

Clickbait! Simon doesn't even eat an ear.

@GigawingsVideo

5 жыл бұрын

I wish Simon is eating a steak while talking about this.

I find it very telling that it's always the cabin boy. I'm weirdly way more on board with the guy who ate a willing participant rather than the guy who was held down and had his throat slit. One guy ate his own nephew who was also a cabin boy. Often they are not actually starving but dehydrated like the peeps at Lake City.

I regret watching this.... I was only curious about the survival situations i really could have lived my whole life without hearing about the rest🤮🤢

@JamesRichardWiley

4 жыл бұрын

People have this strange notion that we are not part of the animal kingdom. Pity.

@SykotikShadow

4 жыл бұрын

Well today we all found out. 😅

welp; thats enough internet for me today.

Two cannibals were eating an explorer who stumbled upon them, One started at the head & the other at the feet, as they were eating the one cannibal says to the other, “Hows it going?” He says, “Iam having a ball”, The other cannibal says, “Slow down, your eating too fast”

@robertmonroe6434

5 жыл бұрын

Two cannibals where eating a clown one day, the first cannibal looked at the second and asked "does this guy taste funny to you?"

@massawassa115

5 жыл бұрын

Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says 'I think we got this joke wrong...'

@rubenleal4821

5 жыл бұрын

Two cannibals walk into a bar. One asks for a bloodied brain. The other for a bloody Mary. The first one asks the second: Didn't you have enough at lunch?

@JiveDadson

5 жыл бұрын

Why do cannibals not eat philanthropists? You can't keep a good man down.

@drivesthecar3247

5 жыл бұрын

Cannibal wife says, "My mom's coming over for dinner." Cannibal husband says, "I don't like your mom!" Cannibal wife says, "That's OK, you can just eat the vegetables."

Your voice would be fantastic for audio books

I’d honestly rather die than eat another human

@saltyitalianguy3243

3 жыл бұрын

if they're already dead and it's the only way to survive I don't see an issue with it tbh.

@diyimprover6887

3 жыл бұрын

I agree, sitting here 10 feet from a well-stocked kitchen. I'm pretty sure, though, it's not a question one can truly answer unless put in the situation of "eat or die". I like to think I could resist and I really think I could and sure as hell hope I never have to face that test.

@bm337

3 жыл бұрын

Until you go mad because of starvation that is.

@three7446

3 жыл бұрын

I’d hope I’d die of from like a rock smashing me before I could eat someone because the will and urge to live at all costs is really high. I think that’d be the only thing to stop us. I just know if I lived after Eating someone I’d forever be fucked up mentally. What’s the point of living if I’d be tortured forever mentally for what I’d done to live

I truly regret watching this just before bed

When I cover the necessity cannibalism legal cases in my Torts course, I compare the British approach to the American approach. In England, the sailors were found guilty of murder but then the crown pardoned the sailors. In the United States, there are a couple of spelunking cases where victims were murdered to save the remaining people trapped in a cave. In the American cases the defendants were found not guilty by reason of necessity. I believe the British approach is better because it recognizes the sanctity of human life, but then shows mercy through the pardon process.

@hay7501

5 жыл бұрын

Well if we are being honest the America justice system is beyond broken and corrupt

@GermansLikeBeer

5 жыл бұрын

Or the British approach is inferior because it wastes time by pardoning people after the fact whereas in the US they cut through the bullshit and get to the point right away. If they were going to be pardoned anyway don't waste people's time and temporarily rob people of their freedom for something that was necessary.

@zach2000king

5 жыл бұрын

Its pretty hard to get pardoned in america tho so i think our law is better because it covers every case not just high profile ones

@joshualeonard9702

5 жыл бұрын

oh That’s asinine. You have to draw the line somewhere.

@zach2000king

5 жыл бұрын

oh humans are way smarter than anything else on this planet and your just being a edge lord lol

*0:10* - "Brain Food" in an episode dedicated to cannibalism. Blue Apron missed a *GOLDEN* opportunity to sponsor you for this one.

Well, Life sentence in Germany: After 15 years you are able to get out of Prision.

@Hubilicious90

5 жыл бұрын

... With the option of security custody afterwards for the rest of his life.... It's just a definition/ semantics thing in Germany. Yes, life sentence is technically only 15 years, but most inmates who still oppose a real threat to society will never the less be never free again.

@orrixgirl

4 жыл бұрын

A but is a prison year 9 or 12 mts in ireland a prison year is only 9 mts..but if you get a life sentence it is for life even if you get released you are still on licence for the rest of yore life meaning if you fart crucially they can lock ya up no trial needed .........

@1IGG

3 жыл бұрын

Simply not true. "ein Blick ins Gesetz hilft der Rechtsfindung". Lebenslang is not 15 years.

@timburger4754

3 жыл бұрын

@@1IGG wenn keine Sicherungsverwahrung angeordnet ist kann man nach 15 Jahren vorzeitig entlassen werden

What do you call a man boiling in a pot of vegetables? Stew

@livedandletdie

5 жыл бұрын

I'm not fond of eating Vegetables, I always found the wheelchairs hard to swallow.

@babablacksheep3950

5 жыл бұрын

@@livedandletdie If you find the wheelchair too hard, you are not cooking it hot enough.

@looming_

5 жыл бұрын

@@livedandletdie good they don't resist tho

@HotelPapa100

5 жыл бұрын

Spell that "Stu"; it's funnier that way.(Good jokes only take shape in the mind of the listener; that's true even - and especially - for puns.)

@Slicerwizard

5 жыл бұрын

@@HotelPapa100 Yeah, he blew it by writing Stew.

I’ll be honest, I never saw cannibalism as taboo as it is made out to be. If I’m dead, then I’m dead. I don’t care what happens to my corpse. Bon appetit!

@TheRibofJESUS

5 жыл бұрын

I don't care what happens to my body either, but anybody who is a cannibal has been given over to a reprobate mind.. It is against nature for a human (created in God's image) to want to eat human flesh unless God has rejected them.

@EllaKarhu

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheRibofJESUS I don't believe in any god but since you're Jesus' wife, i think i'll take your word for this.

@che3se1495

5 жыл бұрын

@@EllaKarhu It's evolutionary beneficial. Cannibalism is known to accelerate the spread of diseases.

@nickstav08

5 жыл бұрын

@@che3se1495 did you mean that its not evolutionary benifitial? Because the people of papua new guinea have dealt with the problems of cannibalism.

@theresalwaysanotherway3996

5 жыл бұрын

+Nicholas Stavinoha it's evolutionary beneficial to be opposed to cannibalism.

Thank you for your videos.

This is so nasty! I cant imagine some creep cooking me and eating me

Great video as always, Simon. But, I have to echo something a great man once said: "Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"

I always thought the Monty Python sketches about cannibalism were just funny but, now I realize they were based in fact. Thanks Simon, now I'll never be able to listen to them the same again. lol

You know the subtitle “feed your brain” is darkly in place here

If I was in a survival situation and I had to resort to cannibalism, I would start with the most annoying people than I would move on to the redheads.

@chrisj197438

5 жыл бұрын

Redhead pussy tastes awesome

@xthatghomiex2939

5 жыл бұрын

I would eat the people who can't tell "than" apart from "then" first.

@deselby9448

5 жыл бұрын

@@xthatghomiex2939 right because you have never made a typographical error in your life. Right? uh oh, you just moved yourself into the annoying category. Guess I need to go buy some bbq sauce.

@RequiemPoete

5 жыл бұрын

I would eat a red head.

You guys out did yourselves today!!!! 📖😂😂😂😂

@leiannesw4926

5 жыл бұрын

Lol 🤣

Yall should make a video on the time PepsiCo became the 6th largest military force in the world.

@blakebiermann4316

5 жыл бұрын

I think he did. Either that or it was the History Guy

@1TopGunPaintballer

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck Bill Clinton I learned of this from a KZread video. Wouldn't be surprised if it was this channel to be honest

@1TakoyakiStore

5 жыл бұрын

@@blakebiermann4316 It was. I think the video was called a Soda Pop Navy and had a picture of Khrushchev drinking a can of Pepsi.

@TheRealRusDaddy

5 жыл бұрын

Dont forget the guy who they owed a fighter jet to aswell

I was thinking about this yesterday and this popped up in my feed!

6:14 He starts talking about the legality of survival situations here

@Mogijup

3 жыл бұрын

No, we all must suffer together, or you shall be the one sacrificed.

Rammstein - Mein Teil was inspired by the German cannibal.

@TheRealRusDaddy

5 жыл бұрын

I always wondered what the fuck was going on in that video

Note: "Life Sentence" in Germany is 20 years, and usually they get out early.

@drudeinateacup6255

5 жыл бұрын

Not quite. It’s true that most people who receive a life sentence in Germany only spend an average of 20 years in jail (first chance of parole is after 15 years), but that’s not the official limit. A life sentence can indeed mean life and currently Germany’s longest-serving prisoner is Hans-Georg Neumann who was sentenced in 1963 for a double murder.

@leviroch

5 жыл бұрын

@@drudeinateacup6255 whats the point in getting 3 life sentences then? I know here in australia life sentence is something like 20-25 years, so 4 life sentences is enough to make sure someone never sees the outside again. . .

@drudeinateacup6255

5 жыл бұрын

@@leviroch Interesting, but we don't do that. Here in Germany you can only get one life sentence at a time. If you've committed several serious crimes, though, your chance for parole will be postponed (so you're definitely in prison for more than 15 years) or you're denied parole altogether.

@leviroch

5 жыл бұрын

@@drudeinateacup6255 love learning stuff about other countries. . . Always fascinating

@Anniecravens

4 жыл бұрын

Levi Roch not sure about other countries, but here in america getting multiple life sentences is just a way to show how extreme the crime was and ensure a parole board won’t let them out early. here people who get a single life sentence usually serve most of the sentence

This question ghost braid up there with a similar question. In an extreme survival situation where 1 person is badly injured and without the possibility of medical attention and ask the other guy to kill him and later when rescue does come and the surviver tells the story to the police and even when they 100% believe the guy why should he still have to do time even though it was only a mercy killing under extreme circumstances?

That picture of the severed foot with no leg bone coming out is really annoying

“… is absolutely legal in the United States with the exception of the state of Idaho as well as the UK, much of Europe, Japan, etc.” It was unclear here that the “as well as the UK…” was carrying on the “absolutely legal” and not the “with the exception of”. Also of note, Idaho explicitly allows for the affirmative defense that it was necessary as “the only apparent means of survival.” So, for instance, the Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 incident would likely have been found not guilty by affirmative defense of survival, even if they had crashed in Idaho.

@kjk7611

5 жыл бұрын

puellanivis I think they w/d still rather have crashed in South Amer. 😞Have you been to Idaho?

When growing up, my mum always told me at the dinner table to try new things.

Thank you it was very educational and interesting

I keep thinking you’re vsauce and every time I see your thumbnails

4:00 Heute treff' ich einen Herrn Der hat mich zum Fressen gern Weiche Teile und auch harte Stehen auf der Speisekarte Denn du bist, was du isst Und ihr wisst, was es ist Es ist mein Teil (nein) Mein Teil (nein) Da, das ist mein Teil (nein) Mein Teil (nein) Die stumpfe Klinge gut und recht Ich blute stark und mir ist schlecht Muss ich auch mit der Ohnmacht kämpfen Ich esse weiter unter Krämpfen Ist doch so gut gewürzt und so schön flambiert Und so liebevoll auf Porzellan serviert Dazu ein guter Wein und zarter Kerzenschein Ja da lass ich mir Zeit, etwas Kultur muss sein Denn du bist, was du isst Und ihr wisst, was es ist Es ist mein Teil (nein) Mein Teil (nein) Da, das ist mein Teil (nein) Yes, it's mein Teil (nein) Ein…

@Kostas_Ountsis

5 жыл бұрын

RAMMSTEINNNNNNN

@ZuluComander

5 жыл бұрын

Dworshi A I though this song was referring to this

@yodaslovetoy

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, I also like pot noddles, especially if they're bacon flavoured

@thehoodybadger3402

5 жыл бұрын

Ahhh.... Ahoy...

@amandajmorse4359

5 жыл бұрын

Now I am going to have this in my head for the next week.

Stephen King wrote a short story about auto-cannibalism ones, i can't remember the title but it;s a very good one.

@CsykKrit

5 жыл бұрын

Survivor type

Of all the parts of the human body that would be disgusting from a moral perspective, he decided to eat slimy, wrinkly throat orbs, a part that would be disgusting without the taboo. What a madman

Why is eating a human placenta cannibalism, but every mammal who eats their own placenta for safety is not considered a cannibalistic species?

When I was about 5 or 6 I had my tonsils out and asked if I could keep them. They certainly did not give them back. And if I spelled that wrong, don't care.

8:24 out of nowhere a cup with a liquid substance appears on the bottom middle right of the screen! I am scared!

@artchic528

4 жыл бұрын

He probably needed to throw back a stiff drink (or a few) just to get through the video. Or maybe he wanted to drink his mind and body into oblivion in hopes that he would forget the stuff he said while recording this (or at the very least make the memories of it as fuzzy and indistinct as possible).

This is by far the most information series i have ever seen!!

Additional fact, Richard Parker is the name of a cabin boy who was eaten alive in an Edgar Allen Poe story, The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym of Nantucket, in 1838, 46 years prior to the incident mentioned in this video. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Narrative_of_Arthur_Gordon_Pym_of_Nantucket

6:13 when he actually starts talking about the title

Donner party I never heard of the ship wreck

Dear God, that dude ate human tonsils in public on my 28th birthday. And I thought it was bad sharing the day with Lizzie Borden.

These are questions I need answered....for a friend...

Can you do a video on naval law? That murder for survival you mentioned got me thinking: “what if that had been on international waters?”, so essentially, is murder legal on the open sea?

@rsjabba

5 жыл бұрын

generally a ship at sea is required to fly a national flag and while in international waters, the laws of flag nation apply on that ship at sea. could be wrong but i'm pretty sure that's how it works. seeing as you can't really be stateless in this day and age (major goal of the UN), everybody is under some national jurisdiction at any given time and in any place conceivable.

@carpenoctem3257

5 жыл бұрын

Fun fact, if you commit any crime while in international waters you are technically a pirate.

@essayearth1354

5 жыл бұрын

rsjabba that seems plausible. I suppose it is after all the captain’s right to punish, but he has to abide by some standards. I’ve been on international waters though and there was always a sign warning that there was a strict no drugs policy, which would lead to immediate detention and offenders being handed to the police.

@essayearth1354

5 жыл бұрын

Carpe Noctem in that sense I am quite literally a pirate, because I’ve taken thousands of songs and movies from public servers on board a ship.

@aquamelon0087

5 жыл бұрын

International human rights would probably stop murder from being legal... because denying an innocent persons right to live is breaking some sort of human right... I think. That makes sense. Right?

Hold up so this isn't Vsauce?

@Leroset

5 жыл бұрын

It's his British twin brother.

The shave butter was delicious! I especially liked it on a slice of toast. 10/10 would recommend to anyone looking for a delicious breakfast slather!

8:23 glasses suddenly appear on the desk, lol

I don’t know why I thought it would be a good idea to watch this while eating lunch 🤢

@LindaGailLamb.0808

4 жыл бұрын

Strangely, I'm hungry after watching it. But then - apparently I laughed at the movie Jaws when I was small.

MY Executive Office would include a _Desk made of _*_MAHOGANY_* *......Mmmmahogany* *..........Mmmmmmahogany*

I could not finish this video. However your research is very good as always

I love the added captions on this video :D

Meiwes is pronounced "my-vis" just for future reference ;)

@CourtneyHammett

5 жыл бұрын

Came here to say this 😂

That said don't eat your placenta. And even more Don't feed it to your baby. It's one thing to do it in a survival situation but just doing it because is a good way of passing communicable disease to your child.

@speedy01247

5 жыл бұрын

When someone has to tell others not to eat shit that comes out of their own bodies.

@WatchingMyLifeFlashB

5 жыл бұрын

Jay Cie Cats & animals eat their placentas. Many postpartum women has an almost uncontrollable urge to eat the placenta. Whatever, don't eat blood.

@SomeYouTubeGuy

5 жыл бұрын

What a ridiculous comment. How can a child aka a just born baby get a communicable disease from the placenta that has literally been keeping them alive for the past 9 months? If there was a disease they would already have it!

@WatchingMyLifeFlashB

5 жыл бұрын

Nathaniel Offer Communicable diseases can be passed from mother to baby. That is the very reason that silver drops are placed into drops of almost all newborn's in Western Civilization. While inside of the amniotic sac the unborn child is not exposed, but after the water bag breaks the child is definitely exposed to sexually transmitted diseases, if present, while passing through the birth canal. Whether or not the placenta would actually contain communicable disease is debatable. Syphillis does affect many body organs including the brain. Can't remember off hand if babies can be born with syphillis, etc. Either way, don't eat blood. Alone, that would bar eating a placenta. Newborn babies are geared to drink mammary gland colostrum then later milk from the same source. No babies chewing & swallowing raw or cooked placenta. As far as moms, I know that some have the strong urge. But I don't see any of them capable of getting up & cooking it either. Blood prohibits the eating of it raw. So yuck, yuck, & double yuck! Not judging the mothers' urges, just grossed out at the idea of anyone acting on it.

@wibbleshnautz

5 жыл бұрын

@@WatchingMyLifeFlashB dont eat blood?

Smooth transition there Simon. Also, I almost didn’t recognize you without your glasses!

Lmao the closed captions crack me up "best to have some video footage of kittens playing loaded up on another tab at the same time to cleanse yourself after"

I have to admit: I had trouble listening to this one.

Through much of the episode, he sounds like he’s about to vomit.

Idaho wants you to eat their potatoes, not their people.

I used to say there was no way that I'd do that and that I'd rather die first. But twice in my life I've been in situations of extreme hunger, and it is in a whole different category than regular hunger. It's like a primal part of you kicks in and you realize that you will do whatever it takes to eat. This urge overrides any intellectual or moral objections you might have. It no longer becomes an issue of if you want to do it or not. Kind of like going into labor, your body is going to force you to do it whether your brain is on board or not! Luckily both times I was able to get food and didn't come close to having to make the horrible decision these other people had. But I did finally get a better understanding of the body's undeniable need to survive by any means necessary.

How do ppl just find out what a good way is to cook a member 😂😂😂

@leviroch

5 жыл бұрын

Curiosity in less developed countries lol. . . Or just cooking animal cock. . . I mean horse dick could probably feed a family of 4 for like a week lol

@guthax30

5 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure people have always eaten pig, horse, goat genitals etc. probably not that difficult to imagine what a human dick is supposed to taste like when you've had well-cooked pig-dick.

@leviroch

4 жыл бұрын

@Kristie C we call our sheeps balls 'mountain oysters' aswell lol, didnt know we shared that with the US. Here in australia most food you get in restaurants and food stores are stereotypically 'multicultural yet tame', but if you travel off the main tourist spots you can come across some amazingly odd cuisines. . . Aussie haggis is a thing to behold, slow cooked feral cat pies with local mushrooms, deepfried emu fingers, croc tail stew. . . We are tge only country in the world that eats BOTH animals on our coat of arms lol. Personally i dont eat beef anymore, i only eat kangaroo, lamb and pig for my red meat (it wasnt until i started hunting with mates did i realise that beef is well and trully flavourless compared to just about every other source of red meat)

No mention of the Donner party? Assuming I didn't just miss it :p

@JohnnyV_Val

5 жыл бұрын

Even though the party was called "Donner Party" none of the Donner family ate human flesh

Great video you really are a good content creator!

at 7:40 cup suddenly appears on Simon's desk lol :)

I never thought I needed to know if I ate someone in order to survive I could go to jail. LoL honestly if I'm in the position of resorting to cannibalism, I think I'd be wishing for prison. LoL at least you don't gotta other people there lololol you know, unless you in to that kinda stuff. LoL I'm not judging you, Do you baby 😂

How did the Donner Party not get talked about in this video? It is one of the most relevant, and most well known, story of cannibalism in the US. I'm honestly surprised it isn't a part of this story.

@dart2475

5 жыл бұрын

It’s more about the legal consequences of canibalism. While the donner party is famous it doesn’t really apply to the subject of the video considering that the area where it happened was pretty much lawless

@heronimousbrapson863

5 жыл бұрын

I think it may be that people might misinterpret the term "party".

@lizzytaq7292

5 жыл бұрын

The United States are not the center of the universe.

Thank you Simon. This was very informative and educational. Have you covered the topic of the Donner party? As a fellow gentleman who is follically challenged. Do you get good results from the shave butter, as far as keeping your scalp conditioned?

"Most countries don't have a law against cannibalism". *Everyone* - Well, yeah. Some things don't need to be said out loud.