If you’re a beginner and want to know recommendations for self protection in different scenarios check out my video on the topic: kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZGd30JKqc9e4lLw.html Do NOT use a pistol for HOME DEFENSE "2" kzread.infoc0raXUUWQco?feature=share Link to everything CBJ: linktr.ee/cajunboyjake

@SuperSpyderXXX

Жыл бұрын

I wanted to argue but you sold me 😂

@justicemcdonald2939

Жыл бұрын

@@jdthnt okay spelling police 🤡🤡

@theamazingjoshchannel4420

Жыл бұрын

Very smart and informational video in such a short amount of time thank you sir

@CajunBoyJake

Жыл бұрын

@@SuperSpyderXXX 😂😂 thanks for watching bro🤙🏾

@CajunBoyJake

Жыл бұрын

@@jdthnt I know the difference just probably typing too fast at the time. It’s all good 🤙🏾

Next video: "Why I'll never choose a shotgun over an rpg for home defense."

@blakelawson5862

Жыл бұрын

This cracked me up

@simono.3530

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@alejandrohernandezcarrillo2436

Жыл бұрын

Why ill never choose a tank over my tactical nuke!

@kemonoyama2084

Жыл бұрын

LOL

@robert_dawes

Жыл бұрын

Why ill never choose this lethal strain of anthrax over my tactical nuke

He missed a really good point.hitting a moving target with a 9mm isn't as easy as the movies make it out to be

@CajunBoyJake

Жыл бұрын

Agree 100%, I only had 60 seconds so I couldnt fit anymore info. Thanks for adding it 🤙🏾

@Smokey-z3e

Жыл бұрын

What. In the movies they always miss

@trump2.o152

Жыл бұрын

@@CajunBoyJake hand guns are backup tools if you were out of ammo from your other firearm or if the enemy near you and the only option is a handgun

@TheFunkyHalfMexican

Жыл бұрын

Missed another good point when it comes to moving/clearing rooms with a short compact pistol compared to a 18" barrel shotgun. Big difference between the two especially if you're not familiar with moving with your platform of choice

@MalonLabe1776

Жыл бұрын

@@TheFunkyHalfMexican He wasn't talking about clearing and attacking tho. He was talking from a defensive standpoint. You're 100% right tho

I own a musket for home defense, just as the founding fathers intended

@FiggFig

4 күн бұрын

Oh man suchhhh a good one

@faulty.nickel.69

23 сағат бұрын

But that’s not what they intended tho

Not to mention, it's way more intimidating when the homeowner shows up with one. Sometimes they don't even have to see it. The sound of a shotgun being racked at night is scary enough.

@djcubaulacia1213

28 күн бұрын

For REAL 😂😂

@russellmerritt9935

27 күн бұрын

Damn I have a Benelli m4 and it stays racked. I lost that function.

@lepton31415

26 күн бұрын

actually it's probably not a good idea to do that. you are giving away both your position and weapon you are carrying.

@didamnesia3575

25 күн бұрын

The sound of a shotgun being racked tells people you aren't smart enough to keep it loaded. Clown advice is for the circus. Keep your old wives tales to yourself

@twincities4336

25 күн бұрын

🏃‍♂️💨💨💨

"This here is birdshot. It won't kill a man...This here is buck shot, it'll kill a man." -Dave Chapel

@ryoga8170

Жыл бұрын

Get hit with bird shot and tell me you still have any ability to fight...go ahead, I haven't been lied to in at least 20 minutes!

@deking1973

Жыл бұрын

I remember that quote.

@AstroKing276

Жыл бұрын

The bird shot will just pepper em up 🤣🤣🤣

@nobleradical2158

Жыл бұрын

I think you could probably kill a man with birdshot, it might have less immediate effect though.

@ethantanner6208

Жыл бұрын

Bird shot is brutally effective from a smooth bore at close range.

“I just wanna hit the guy, not do drywall work.” Bill Burr

@landscape85

Жыл бұрын

You know it's bill Burr when u instantly just start reading this in his voice without even realizing 😂

@SuperRageing

Жыл бұрын

I doubt you will be worried about having your walls fixed when you are in a real life or death scenario. When 3 guys are hauling ass to your room with rifles the shotgun is definitely the way to go

@klanhit7141

Жыл бұрын

lmaoo it gotta good spread🤣🤣

@jeremyspencer426

Жыл бұрын

Facts

@mariomoreno535

Жыл бұрын

Or have to reframe his diploma.

Next next video: "Why I would never choose an RPG over a Tomahawk Cruise Missile for home defense."

@vanqselite8633

19 күн бұрын

There is no way I would choose a tomahawk cruise missile over a nuclear missile for home defence 😊

Bro is trying to turn his living room into a patio 😂

@scottmartin472

12 күн бұрын

better than being either hurt and have no money or dead and have no money

"If the attacker doesn't vaporize into red mist, I don't want it!"

@Ace_of_Horns

Жыл бұрын

You're looking for a gattling gun.

@ciprianb4794

Жыл бұрын

You need some slugs for that shotty then

@amberharmsen2497

Жыл бұрын

Pink mist*

@StoryTimeJamaica

Жыл бұрын

@@amberharmsen2497 piss*

@Flip11111

Жыл бұрын

May I present: PAP M1216 (Mesmerizer)

The best gun for home defense is the one you are comfortable and proficient with.

@oscar7476

Жыл бұрын

yes there is no point if the weapon can do more damage if you cant use the weapon properly and easily.

@WinterSo1dier

Жыл бұрын

😂

@reitairue2073

Жыл бұрын

💯

@DTG_LOCKETT

Жыл бұрын

45cal is my choice. Not a whole lot of people are going to hang around even if you miss them when they hear it fired inside of a building.

@PhilosophySama

Жыл бұрын

Crossbow is my go to

Another reason for a shotgun is psychological. If you ever experienced a shotgun going off in an enclosed space the only thought in your head is “get away!”

@daeone1514

Ай бұрын

Shit gonna sound like a car wreck😂😂😂

@bill6732

Ай бұрын

Actually I've found that racking a shotgun will usually freeze people.

@prind666

Ай бұрын

You should not depend on psychology to defend yourself. Get a semi-automatic rifle.

@Messup7654

Ай бұрын

@@prind666this

@Messup7654

Ай бұрын

Bro if anyone sees a gun pointed and or fired at them their scrambling 😂😂😂 if not you might be the one that needs to scramble

Ten yards? Thirty feet. There's no place in my house that's thirty feet away.

@robo5013

19 күн бұрын

My house is 38' deep. I'd have to be standing at the back door looking at the front door to be anywhere near 30' away from someone in my house.

@baxtronx5972

8 күн бұрын

Open floor concept...

@bobthebrickbuilder1876

Күн бұрын

@@baxtronx5972 Motherfucker, even with an open floor layout, we don't have that much room! Some of us live in old shacks that were made in 1916. shit has 4 rooms and a bathroom, dirt basement with cellar entrance...what's all this open floor concept shit about? I wouldn't know.

This is why I use a claymore mine instead for home defense

@joefish63

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@twirlyturd4364

Жыл бұрын

Claymore romba

@Smokeyxz

Жыл бұрын

I also keep a self rez and uav in my nightstand.

@dpmcpresident2830

Жыл бұрын

@@Smokeyxz Of course self rez is home defense rule #1 everyone knows that or at least get the "Dead Man's Hand" perk so incase the intruder takes you out their goin with you LMFAO 😎😆

@AszBlaster1802

Жыл бұрын

I use pipe bombs, much more efficient

I personally use claymores. We actually lost Fido last week.

@CajunBoyJake

Жыл бұрын

Claymores, you cant beat that! RIP fido 😂

@denissavgir2881

Жыл бұрын

Front toward enemy

@nightfall1249

Жыл бұрын

​@@denissavgir2881 Back towards enemy

@filterock

Жыл бұрын

@@nightfall1249 Back away from enemy

@coyote2239

Жыл бұрын

That's rookie stuff, I prefer clamore roombas.

Remember guys switching to your side arms is always faster than reloading

I go full Tony Montana with the M203 grenade launcher screaming "say hello to my little friend!!"

“I’m just trying to stop the guy. I don’t wanna do drywall work” -Bill Burr

@andrewsypniewski3403

Жыл бұрын

EXACTLY WHAT I HEARD IN MY HEAD!

@luisguzmanwug3044

Жыл бұрын

Dude! 😭😭😭 exactly what was going through my head 😂😭😂🤌🏽

@stuntcox5731

Жыл бұрын

“buy my parakeet a new friend” 🦜

@jermaineblalock5553

Жыл бұрын

Yup ( back stop)

@Davy_Great

Жыл бұрын

@@stuntcox5731 yes 😂😂😂

If the intruder died in the living room, you can't call it the living room anymore.

@christophersparkman

Жыл бұрын

Lol underrated comment

@MrEditor6000

Жыл бұрын

More like the Resting Room. Intruders would become sleepy in the Resting Room. Oh so sleepy.

@alegnacf1

Жыл бұрын

It’s a deading room now.

@jrbx4356

Жыл бұрын

Damn this hits different

@sergemartinez5843

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 never thought of that one it took me a second to realize what you meant.

Marksmanship and understanding what's behind your intended target is absolutely critical. - Truth

“I’m trying to protect my home not reframe my diploma “

"Pistols put holes in people. Rifles put holes through people. Shotguns at the right range with the right load will physically remove a chunk of shit from your opponent and throw that shit on the floor" -Clint Smith

@DabNaggit

Жыл бұрын

Good luck running a pump against multiple intruders without fucking up.

@0rangecray0n

Жыл бұрын

​@@DabNaggit or it goes through the wall and kills your daughter I'll stick with my revolver

@SVD63Ninja

Жыл бұрын

@@DabNaggit the shotgun is one of the easiest guns to use since it's a more simple loading and priming mechanism and with it's spread you REALLY have to fuck up in order to miss. Plus like he showed one pellet is similar to a 9mm so it can take just one or two good pellet shots to kill someone. However,the extra pellets make ABSOLUTELY sure that the guy you shot is not getting back up or is FUBAR. As for multiple intruders... Just load multiple shells and practice your racking. With enough practice you can rack that thing extremely fast to take out multiple opponents with little time.

@robbarber7253

Жыл бұрын

​@@DabNaggit Unless you live in a fkn stadium they'll all be in a tight space so the spread of a shotgun will do far greater damage than a pistol

@ericksummerose1544

Жыл бұрын

Home defense? Who wants to kill you?!

It’s not about the amount of damage, it’s about not shooting into the room next to you and having to say goodbye to grandma.

@viktorthevictor6240

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment Not anymore I guess

@garythepoolboy905

Жыл бұрын

That’s why I believe . 45 is better for home defense than a 9mm. The .45 won’t penetrate thru grandmas walls etc as easily

@joemeier659

Жыл бұрын

maybe it's time for grandma to say bye bye

@MasterPoIsoN1

Жыл бұрын

That's what I was going to say.

@bigbill4368

Жыл бұрын

Or a pc 9

This granny got her shotgun cause without my glasses my vision is a little bleary!!! That bad boy is always by my side!!! 😂

I agree. I have a ‘judge’ as my home defense weapon… but also a bunch of other guns too 🤣

'GET OFF MY PROPERTY' sounds a lot better when you are holding a shotgun.

@871jamie

Жыл бұрын

Agreed but I’m not saying anything.

@beauabbott7154

Жыл бұрын

@@871jamie lmao if you see me it’s already too late 😭

@ArchangelMichael.

Жыл бұрын

Sounds even better when you’re holding a fully loaded ar15 with 5.56mm ammo though

@docchocobo

Жыл бұрын

​@@ArchangelMichael. yeah, but my shotgun is semi-automatic I can deploy nine rounds with every trigger pull if it's double-ought

@daltooinewestwood6380

Жыл бұрын

@@ArchangelMichael. I’d still choose a shotgun for home defense over an AR. Rifles are designed for medium to long range, you’re better off with a close range weapon in the close quarters of a home

In UK we are legally allowed to throw tomatoes

@kenhill5713

6 ай бұрын

I’m still recovering from a horrible tomato incident!

@RightonRonColorado

6 ай бұрын

You can't throw tomatoes.....you'll get jailed for the wrong pronoun usage let alone vegetable violence

@tonyzero8496

6 ай бұрын

😂

@grimthreeper1173

6 ай бұрын

Lol, that's also why I moved back to the US from Canada. It's pretty much the same shit.

@Mrmidtown1

6 ай бұрын

Our colonial cousins need a revolution of their own. Your laws on home invasions are shocking 😢

I have used a 12 gauge shotgun for small game hunting since I was a kid (birds, rabbits, squirrels, etc.). During my US Navy enlistment, the same weapon was my favorite as a Ship's Security Team member, and can't be beaten in the confines of a ship while repelling boarders. I now rely on my 12 gauge (18.5" barrel) slug gun for home protection. There is nothing more terrifying to an intruder than the sound of a homeowner racking a shotgun. The only problem I have is the cleanup after the cops leave. Rural residents/farmers also often prefer the shotgun for home protection.

It's why the sheriff in the old west carried a shotgun. Multiple gunmen, one round. Crowd out of hand, that big bore makes it look like it's pointed at you. Intimidation is half the battle.

"It'll put a hole on a goddamn truck if you wanted to..." Dave Chappelle 😂😂😂

@kidjames6875

Жыл бұрын

**Proceeds to shake box**

@Remembering0never

Жыл бұрын

Where the box with a white dude trespassing

@zxoko

Жыл бұрын

the fuck i deadass scrolled past this like twenty minutes ago 😂

@xivan8rx554

Жыл бұрын

​@@zxoko same... youtube is playing with us

@shivarampersaud6799

Жыл бұрын

@@zxoko bro same 💀

"It's got a Goooood Spread!!!! The further away you are the more shit you hit!"- Bill Burr on shotguns!🤣🤣🤣🤣

@thalion3410

Жыл бұрын

put on a duck bill. and yea dude. that spread lol

@shelldie8523

Жыл бұрын

I don't wanna do drywall.

@tipology

Жыл бұрын

........you need a shotgun lmaooo

@hokageazeal3605

Жыл бұрын

U ain't gonna have time to really use a shot gun in a home invasion hand guns are still superior

@jescollo

Жыл бұрын

@@hokageazeal3605 that doesn’t make any sense

What about an apartment?? The neighbor might catch some flack too😂😂

@headshot4508

17 күн бұрын

Use birdshot in that case

@OneSvT

15 күн бұрын

@@headshot4508don’t play with peoples lives saying use birdshot lmao

@headshot4508

15 күн бұрын

@@OneSvT birdshot penetrates less and has a lower chance of going through multiple layers of drywall. Better chance of saving your neighbors with stray pellets. Buckshot, not so much.

Yeah, but with Home Defense, you're not trying to kill the attacker unless you're a psycho. You're trying to DEFEND you, you're family and your home. Defense ≠ Vaporising your target

@mumbles215

27 күн бұрын

That’s what I always felt in my heart…till my Vietnam vet cop uncle told me that a dead man doesn’t have a story. Yours will be the only story. He also said when he was working as a detective, to NEVER tell the police WHY the body is on the floor. Don’t hinder investigation, like I’d there was another perp In a Red hoodie who ran down the block, tell them that, BUT when they ask about the body on the floor you have to tell them “speak to my lawyer about that”. Never tell them on scene what happened. He said he’s seen home owners get screwed like that. I agree with you tho, neutralize him not kill him if done have to. I am a Christian lol

Bro I want to defend my home, not make burglar burgers.

@CajunBoyJake

Жыл бұрын

😂

@yorkstylecartrends3085

Жыл бұрын

Smash burgers you mean 😂

@Midnightcrawler5790

Жыл бұрын

just aim for the legs you can't miss😅

@genosmith-cb6vq

Жыл бұрын

I'm trying to make burglar burgers 😈😈

@Prince_Unknown1

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Minigun mounted in the hallway has saved me countless times

@andrekeefer2034

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/eIOc09mplbLVmJc.html

@eduardo-px8dq

Жыл бұрын

who are your opps 💀

@mrsolo8639

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@joshmeier3792

Жыл бұрын

If I was having to defend myself countless times, I'd be finding a safer neighborhood. But that's just me...

@MOETtelevision

Жыл бұрын

Please tell me where you live so that I can avoid that area 😳

Bill Burr:”its got a good spread"

“Because you’re incompetent with a fire arm and shouldn’t have you” there saved everyone’s time

@jonosterman2878

27 күн бұрын

😂 that’s what I said. It’s because they’re not confident with a handgun. I remember that feeling, after buying my first handgun and before training with it. You don’t feel confident with. You can’t even really imagine using it if you had to, like accurately and all. But then you get proficient, and then you shouldn’t be like “hmm, I better grab the shotgun for this instead” when at home.

Gun store owner, with southern accent, to Bill Burr : It’s gotta nice spreaaadddd

@santiagoespinosa1229

Жыл бұрын

Looks at birdshot: “this won’t kill a man *wink wink”

@slimreaper1911

Жыл бұрын

@@santiagoespinosa1229 that one’s from Dave 🤙

@notaheretic6675

Жыл бұрын

A two for one deal

@noxnyc23

Жыл бұрын

Lmao. You won’t have anymore problems in that corner after that.

@p.gin3955

Жыл бұрын

​@@noxnyc23 now you gotta reframe your diploma

If you fire a shotgun in your house, especially in a hallway, you’re never going to hear much ever again except for ringing.

Home owners insurance adjuster: what the fuck

When you use a shotgun for home defense, the intruder is unlikely to testify against you.

@Astelch

Жыл бұрын

And the house damage you have to repair😂😂😂. It’s easier to fix a couple of holes than you literally unwalling your wall

@jwcfive7999

Жыл бұрын

@@Astelch id rather have a hole in my wall than a hole in my brain

@Astelch

Жыл бұрын

@@jwcfive7999 with that logic use a rpg. Blow up the dude at the cost of your house 😂

@GregLemons

Жыл бұрын

@@jwcfive7999 You usually have neither in a home invasion. They’re not the boogeyman 😂

@jaewhite2462

Жыл бұрын

​@@Astelchdon't have kids I see. Had a case where someone shot thier little girl in the chest while trying to protect her from an intruder. Went through the intruder, through the wall, through the dresser, and Into her. Fuck the walls, shotgun isn't carrying through.

"Where's your handgun?" "In the safe." "Where's your shotgun?" "Next to my bed."

@justdumpit9789

Жыл бұрын

Opposite for me.

@deluxe_bulgaria

Жыл бұрын

Bigger safe mate

@thatshowyoutravel

Жыл бұрын

What safe? 😂 if you have it in a safe, you already lost that fight.

@badbrad025

Жыл бұрын

My hand guns under the pillow

@larayleverett6663

Жыл бұрын

Hand gun next to the bed shotgun rounds loaded

He talks so Calm and delivers the explanations well. Seems like hes a good man. I must say

As big Bill Burr once said "Dude I just wanna shoot the guy I don't wanna do a bunch of dry wall work" lol.

@teegleason6345

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀

@keithstone8693

Жыл бұрын

IT'S GOTTA GUD SSPREEAD

@boogie8586

Жыл бұрын

​@@keithstone8693 gotta pro'lem over there? Just turn and WAPAH, whatevers over there ain't gone be a problem no more

@ImTheMan0fSteel

Жыл бұрын

Or hit the person on the other side of the wall or in the room....

@lordandsavior6726

Жыл бұрын

​@@ImTheMan0fSteel well hopefully you know where people are in your house

" i just want to shoot the guy! i don't want to have to do a bunch of drywall work" - Billy 'booze bag' Burr

@basilmcdonnell9807

Жыл бұрын

"You'll have to wait a week to pick it up." "Aaaaw. I want to kill someone now!" -Homer Simpson

@cineva-wb1pk

Жыл бұрын

I just want to talk with him -Peter grifin

@enriquecabrera2137

Жыл бұрын

You still have to actually land the shot.

@TF_Maverick

Жыл бұрын

Hollow point

@TheRealWinner1

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 perfect comment my boy!!!

Shotgun is like a Long Island iced tea.

The Algorithm : "well now you like guns enjoy"

Your son standing behind the robber:🧀

@CajunBoyJake

Жыл бұрын

😂 Swiss

@blyatsuke2759

Жыл бұрын

It's dangerous if your parents are Asian and you got low grades

@jaredking4246

Жыл бұрын

the spread was about the same

@DS..69

Жыл бұрын

Know your backstop.

@yanodgh2656

Жыл бұрын

​@@jaredking4246 lol lmp2 you don't get it🤦‍♂️

Terminal Ballistics: Pistols: Put holes in people. Rifles: Put holes thru people. Shotguns: With the right load at the right range, will physically remove a chunk of shit from your opponent and put it on the floor and you will need a shovel to pick it up. -Clint Smith

@MegaRugby2

Жыл бұрын

Remington 870 for me

@SPDRACR4

Жыл бұрын

🤣👍🏼

@Mitsurugi2424

Жыл бұрын

Rifles only "put holes though people" if you're firing 22lr at them.

@EchoSigma6

Жыл бұрын

Smith is a national treasure!

@_Gart_

Жыл бұрын

my wife prefers shooting shotguns. My home defense gun is going to be a shotgun

I was waiting for him to scream yeeeeaaaah!

15" chef knife has always served me well enough for home protection.

"I would never ever choose a shotgun over a 84mm rocket for home defense... look how much more damage the rocket does!"

@_cpdchua

Жыл бұрын

BROOOO HAHAHAHA 😂

@written_and_recited

Жыл бұрын

I would never choos an 84mm rocket, over a FOBS (Fractional Orbital Bombardment System), see how the single shot from the FOBS has blown up the whole city!

@tmacfan2132

Жыл бұрын

The thing is though that's exactly what this guy did with his video trying to sound smart.

@JCTheSniper15

Жыл бұрын

@@tmacfan2132 I think that was his point. Lol

@JCTheSniper15

Жыл бұрын

Why not a 122mm Katyusha?

"Why I will never choose a aircraft carrier over my tactical nuke for self defense"

@King_O_Diamonds3

Жыл бұрын

Copied someone in another comment reply🤣

@jaxg5537

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the chuckle this morning

@silotx

Жыл бұрын

I have planted c4 all over my house , the second I hear something weird at night I'm blowing the place up.

Bill Burr said It's the spread😂

Whatever weapon you choose to use for home defense, most important thing is to train with it.

@GTA_6_Clips

Жыл бұрын

only actual idiots keep a gun a home for defence.

@maddawgzzzz

Жыл бұрын

I only have a samurai sword. It's very sharp and I paid a lot for it because I didn't want a gun in the house with kids. Hopefully I can learn to use it or plan attacks around corners etc

@FenexDragonis

Жыл бұрын

Not entirely, if your using large caliber or high velocity ammo, you dramatically increase risk of collateral damage, In a home defense situation

@aaronhendrickson450

Жыл бұрын

​@@FenexDragonis what are you responding to here?

@siouxperion9786

Жыл бұрын

​@Nico Melia nice man I plan on getting a Ninjato like yours but a little shorter so I can conceal it

In England we just make a cup of tea, hide in the broom cupboard and wait for the police to show up. Which they don't.

@MartindaleTV1970

Жыл бұрын

So are you not allowed to own ANY firearms in the Motherland?

@Johnnyjawbone

Жыл бұрын

@@MartindaleTV1970 Techinally, you are allowed to own a gun. It's highly regulated though. It's not like in the US where you can go to school and on the way back buy an automatic machine gun, and ammo, along with a pint of milk.

@jffry890

Жыл бұрын

@@MartindaleTV1970 You can acquire basic bitch firearms like bolt guns, shotguns, and muzzle loaders but you have to keep them on opposite sides on the house from the ammo and both in locked safes. Not that it matters because you'd never be allowed to use them against an intruder unless they were actively firing shots while invading your home. Even then, I'm sure the first thing the prosecutor would ask is, "Well why didn't you just flee?" assuming you had enough time to get all that previous bullshit done and kill the guy.

@jayprimo

Жыл бұрын

​@@Johnnyjawbone British people criticizing America's gun laws always makes me smile, even if just a little.

@xZenth

Жыл бұрын

@@jayprimo there are a lot of firearm related crimes in america So better not call these "gun laws" like a good thing And making the firearms hard to get would be a very good choice

Dave Chappelle has a great skit about using a shotgun for home defense:

No ones entering bro's house without calling him 5 days before coming 🗿

Bill Burr: “I just want to shoot the guy, I don’t want to have to do a bunch of drywall work afterwards.” 😂😂😂

@Jansen33

Жыл бұрын

Legendary.

@joefrank133

Жыл бұрын

Bill Burr: "You don't want a .44 Mangum. It's like you're gonna shoot through the guy, through the wall, blow your dog's brains out, and drop the engine out of your car. It's way too much."

@darkellthepiercer

Жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@Dredgen-Yor

Жыл бұрын

It's got a good spread.

@jamaicanjoe

Жыл бұрын

Then get a 4buckshot instead of 00buckshot

"Why I'll never choose a handgun over the Death Star for planetary defense."

@Eden_yt2620

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 I dfhdgcbvdhzhzbhxhxhxhbbdhbdhhshhsbsbshsvhs6uui27uu4uwiuw HAHAHA

@scottypippinjohnson9539

7 ай бұрын

Alderan wouldve never been caught lacking if they had a death star of their own instead of their Lazer pistols. 😂

“S’got a good spread”-Bill Burr

Reminds me of that a Bill Burr bit 😂. " ... I don't want to do any drywall work..."

“It’s got a good spread.” -Bill Burr

@zane386

Жыл бұрын

So glad I saw this comment lmao

@pedrolopes1564

Жыл бұрын

Yap, but the dry wall work required after that... 😂

@tree01house

Жыл бұрын

Most home defense shootings happen at a distance of less than 12 ft

@jrsanchez2629

Жыл бұрын

Its got a nice spread😂

@aaizner847

Жыл бұрын

"it's got a GOOD spread"

'If he dies, he dies'- Dolph Lundgren

@tjbooker9948

Жыл бұрын

Dolph Lundgren stole that line from Madame the puppet.

@Picarodeplaya2021

Жыл бұрын

Nice 🤣

@kalebnolan8343

Жыл бұрын

If? Nah, homie making sure

@wildcardartsent

Жыл бұрын

Hit the one in the middle

@Sal-we5ck

Жыл бұрын

Actually Ivan Drago says that

I would never chose a telephone pole as a backstop when you have an entire desert right there

Next “why I would never choose handgun over hiring John Wick for home defense”

“Why I would never choose a gun over a GRENADE for home defense, here’s why”

@EvilSpookyMan88

Жыл бұрын

Why I would never choose a Grenade over plastic explosives for home defence

@MASTERJJ1995

Жыл бұрын

@IgnoranceisBliss "Why I wouldn't ever choose a gun over Tsar Bomba but first this Bomba wouldn't be possible without Raid Shadow Legends..."

@goosnavslakovic4908

Жыл бұрын

Eastern European guy brings a grenade to a fistfight

@zakariyyaibrahim3160

Жыл бұрын

Hhhh

@wxua5859

Жыл бұрын

Americans

In the words of Bill Burr, “I don’t wanna have to do a bunch of drywall work after”

@swissy6608

Жыл бұрын

It’s got a nice spread !

@robertmason7553

Жыл бұрын

Drywall or your life????

@Opowl2468

Жыл бұрын

​@@robertmason7553 drywall

@bunby5133

Жыл бұрын

Reframe my diploma

@myburritoz

Жыл бұрын

it's about the spread

I know damn well I ain't the only one waiting for him to say eeeyeaaah, oookay

Nothing makes you shit yourself like breaking into a place and hearing someone load a shotgun

I like how he assumed I had like 10 yards of space in my house. 😂

@sting5546

Жыл бұрын

Exactly haha

@theradiant_child

Жыл бұрын

@@lonnieadams7841 you ever been to NYC?

@lonnieadams7841

Жыл бұрын

@@theradiant_child In 1983, I was in 5th grade,

@lonnieadams7841

Жыл бұрын

Doesn't everybody, though? LMAO...

@bigbully1928

Жыл бұрын

Would matter how big your house is and how good you are at going around corners with a shotgun, there’s definitely methods to do it but yea prolly just go with a pistol if your house is supper small or has like A lot of corners

"I use a shotgun for home defense because I don't want to just 'damage' the robber, I want to tear out chunks of flesh from his body"

@samuelluria4744

Жыл бұрын

No shit.

@SicSemperTyrannis-333

Жыл бұрын

No but actually, if you're in my house, I mean to kill you as quick as possible. That's how this shit works

@kellengibbs11

Жыл бұрын

Don’t rob someone’s house and you won’t have chunks of flesh torn out

@rogue_cosmic

Жыл бұрын

@@kellengibbs11 I feel like having your arm blown off by a maniac is too harsh of a punishment for just a robber. Well, what do i know, I'm not American 🙃

@MrMarkeZG

Жыл бұрын

Lol man.. Its like Hulk is robbing your ass. 9mm is more then enough for soft human body.

This is well done and makes sense esp when comparing a 9mm slug to the buck shot on the target

"Why I always choose a claymore mine over a shotgun..." --this guy

I always remember a scene in “Bowling for Columbine” where a gun store owner was asked about the best firearms for home defense… dude said the sound of you racking your shotgun is probably the most frightening feelings

@susanmenegus5543

Жыл бұрын

👍

@collinthegamer510

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@billyyank5807

Жыл бұрын

That sound alone will stop many people, if they don't know what it is....they're about to find out.

@nunyabusiness896

Жыл бұрын

implying a thief in the middle of the night, one that probably knows shit-all about guns, knows the difference between a shotgun rack and a pistol rack. Anyone hearing a "chk chk" sound is going to fight or flight in that moment, there's not going to be a "well, I don't know, that pitch was a scant too high to be a shotgun, I believe it was more likely a semi-auto handgun, indubitably"

@d.s7741

Жыл бұрын

Someone drugged up isn’t going to differentiate that sound. But he might see a laser in his eyeball

i ain’t gone lie, i might be able to ward off the voices in my head in the shower if i kill someone with a pistol, but after seeing the mess I made of a man with a shotgun? i’ma be haunted.

@CajunBoyJake

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 no lie

@meditativeconsciousness6793

Жыл бұрын

Literally took the words right out of my mind, but phrased it 10x better. Exactly bro, lol

@shanewiesen6441

Жыл бұрын

I'm trying to paint the walls next round is gonna be a one nasty slug

@JWALKTRILLCEO

Жыл бұрын

Practice on a pig

@ramenaru6727

Жыл бұрын

Gonna make 7 trays of ground beef in one shot 😤😤😤

"Birdshot, this won't kill a man...but it'll pepper him up nicely" - the guy that sold Dave Chappele a shotgun

Bill Burr is watching you... XD

Robber: * breaks in * Me: **click clack** Robber and my drywall: “ *Awe fuck me* “

@soazqv7600

Жыл бұрын

Sometimes all u need is that click clack nd the robber is out

@Elucidus4

Жыл бұрын

Yeah mine doesn't click clack, it's semi auto though so I have 6 shots

@mustangdemon87

Жыл бұрын

Certain states just racking but not firing gets you a felony

@timmyneutron7411

Жыл бұрын

@@sonnymiles If I *click clack* at you and you’re in my home, just know it’s already locked in at you so no need to worry

@ajtoofly7315

Жыл бұрын

@@sonnymiles if you’re hearing *click clack* you’re not gonna be hearing much longer after that

I'm just trying to protect myself, not repaint my walls with the dude's brains.

@ieatpercs

Жыл бұрын

Might as well get your free kill tho.

@necro3678

Жыл бұрын

But that's half the fun of it!

@StormGod-X

Жыл бұрын

have the best of both worlds.. lol

@southernlineman

Жыл бұрын

Get the -1 AND a decap, all in one yank of the trigger.

@codyschroeder5488

Жыл бұрын

Let's be honest you've never been a huge fan of the paint in that room and have always thought an accent wall would be nice

It's got a good spread.....Life ain't a movie....Bill Burr

As a non US citizen and never owned a gun in life I would say shotgun is better choice for Home defense

If you use a shotgun, better call the coroner, plasterer and painter.

@mravocadoman2904

Жыл бұрын

In my case, just the coroner 😆

@michelleqs78

Жыл бұрын

😂 you forgot a carpet cleaner. Brilliant comment

@TheAnnoyingBoss

Жыл бұрын

I just think the shotgun is bad if the intruder is stealing one of your kids. It gets harder to hit just a headshot the farther they go away bro. And also, a pistol shotgun is even better for the home but youll surely hit the intruder, the kids, the fish tank, the dog. The pistol is much smaller and you can hold it close to your body and it doesnt get in the way and you can fit it into different spots easier. Maybe two glocks at the sams time? Dual weild? Is this actually a good time for one to dual weild? Maybe, maybe not. What if you need a hand, and have to drop a gun and you come back and its gone. Now you armed your enemy. But if that doesnt happen then you have two guns and you dont have to reload for a while

@mjso

Жыл бұрын

@@TheAnnoyingBoss the chances of hitting the body at all in a home defense situation are already pretty low considering the stress levels you’re experiencing, the small hallways and rooms, the fear of not knowing if the person is armed, and probable darkness. Most videos of home invasion self defense shootings end with multiple shots fired (sometimes with return fire) but the invader runs away with no damage, or WORSE they run away wounded, meaning they can press charges against you. Imo there is no other viable option than a shotgun because you don’t have to be precise and it will likely end the threat with minimal legal battles afterwards. Regardless of what you use you will go to jail for killing someone in self defense. But, if the court finds that your actions were justified, then you will not be convicted of a crime.

@SA-yz3kj

Жыл бұрын

No need, I have a burn pit out back.. dry wall and paint is a lot cheaper than a layer 😂

The difference basically is “damn he’s fucked up” to “God damn this mf been through the meet grinder”

@CajunBoyJake

Жыл бұрын

😂

@vendetta178

Жыл бұрын

This one 😂😂

@WholeWhiteBaby

Жыл бұрын

What if you miss with that shotgun? What object in your house just got blasted? Was it an object? Was it a family member? Did it help or hurt the scenario? Hell of a thing to find out, too late...

@davidhernandez2683

Жыл бұрын

@@WholeWhiteBaby it’s hard to miss with a shotgun

@WholeWhiteBaby

Жыл бұрын

@David Hernandez it is really easy to hit multiple, unintended, targets also. The spread is both the problem and the benifet...

Ma man wants to make sure the home invader cant testify 💀

"Just fire two shots from a shotgun" Me: "don't mind if i do"

I ain’t bussin no shotgun in this 2 bed room apartment💀😂

@mrmoreno1917

Жыл бұрын

For my life and my families hell yea I would

@johngatesiii1688

Жыл бұрын

Right!!!😅😅😅😅😅😣😣😣😞😞😅😅😅😅😅😅

@OriginalCharmazing

Жыл бұрын

​@@mrmoreno1917 good chance a stray goes right into your kids room or hits the neighbors apartment.

@user-ty5di3ku6o

Жыл бұрын

​@@mrmoreno1917 when those pellets go straight through the wall and hit people you didn't mean to ... 😅

@NTM2009

Жыл бұрын

​@@user-ty5di3ku6o think that 9mm is going to stop at the wall magically

"Works well in a crowded area"! - San Andreas AmmuNation clerk

@laars2233

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely genius.

@ishmael_03

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that is a major drawback for me on shotguns.

@darkskinwhite

Жыл бұрын

lmao you bringin back memories

@emce3imeanon356

Жыл бұрын

The choice of ah professional

@emce3imeanon356

Жыл бұрын

If the cop asks you didn’t get it here okay. Take it hold it and love it

Very true! Be prepared to buy a new set of ear drums when you fire the shot gun inside a house

I think the most important part is stopping power too. A buckshot will stop anything in its tracks but a 9mm unless hollopoint realistically wont, at least in the moment

if someone breaks in, I'm using a handgun. I'm not clearing rooms with a shotgun.

@olidouze8022

Жыл бұрын

Way less walls to repair after too

@stevenschulz2920

Жыл бұрын

Handgun is obviously more maneuverable around corners and through hallways.

@slugboy4

Жыл бұрын

@@olidouze8022 even less to repair if you're using a screwdriver

@yournumberonepal

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't use that particular shotgun.

@TastyFood726

Жыл бұрын

That guy is just click bating for views

"I'm not just trying to stop em, I'm trying to drop em" 😂

@blacksmith44

Жыл бұрын

Excellent point! That's my objective all day.

@TacDyne

Жыл бұрын

Anything less is uncivilized.

@jdsparks100

Жыл бұрын

If you just stop em, they can sue the shit of of ya…

@sabrixdarkart1625

Жыл бұрын

hell yea exactly my thoughts brother

@jaceeh9954

Жыл бұрын

Stop.. drop...

The perfect home defense, just watch a Dave Chappelle skit to understand

That’s pretty amazing he had to shoot the 4 corners first so he could use the tape dots to hold the target up 😂

"Now this is why a flame thrower is better for home defense against spiders than a news paper."

@mikekaczkowski5575

Жыл бұрын

Bro we been on this lmao

@reneek7721

Жыл бұрын

A flare gun would work.

@domgo349

Жыл бұрын

fr

“I’m like dude I just want to shoot the guy, I don’t want to have to do drywall work, re frame my diploma” - Bill Burr

@ohnoonline

Жыл бұрын

read this in his voice lmao

@michaeldodd3563

Жыл бұрын

“It’s got a good spread!”

@APDaBaron

Жыл бұрын

Like I mean that's fine if the Terminator is coming after you, but I think the average person will be down and out.

@dr2377

Жыл бұрын

@@michaeldodd3563 “I’m like what does that mean, he’s like It means you don’t gotta be that accurate” 😂

@davidthedude5752

Жыл бұрын

I came to make this very comment, and it's the 3rd comment down. Nice! Bill Burr is classic!!

When you break into a dark house and hear CHHEERRK KRAARK, of a shotgun being racked, you generally leave after shi#tting yourself.

True, also the cocking sound gives a added pucker effect to the intruder LOL

Buckshot buckshot buckshot. “Dave Chappell “

As the joke goes "With a shotgun I don't have to be accurate. I just have to be close".

@gwackles

Жыл бұрын

guess what you don't even need to be close a shotgun has good range

@gabe8168

Жыл бұрын

@@gwackles that's not what he meant by close, he means he need to be aiming close to the target

@pokehaiku

Жыл бұрын

My AV teacher would say that but about nuke instead, he’d call our names for roll call and gave no f’s if he said the name wrong haha