“Doing a 65 in a school zone” is one of the coolest ways I’ve ever heard someone say that they’re being a little too extra, and I NEED to enlist it into my vernacular!! 😂

@captain_CandleStix

17 күн бұрын

REAL

@MagicZ_YT

17 күн бұрын

Vernacular? 😂

@raizeprime

17 күн бұрын

vernacular is such a good word, i really need to add it to my vernacular

@TimeIsImportant

17 күн бұрын

Buddy has a spectacular vernacular

@Wowakabrainrot

17 күн бұрын

in your what.i love this word now

8:09 "Who came up with this dude" - JayMoji after purposefully picking only Squid Beakons

(0:57) bless you jay

@JayMoji

17 күн бұрын

You’re a real one

@user-qh4gi6qv1f

17 күн бұрын

True

@theheatstun

17 күн бұрын

You the real one here ​@@JayMoji May you get blessed in every sneeze.

@vernstern6364

10 күн бұрын

0:59 bless you jay (Btw yer the best KZreadr in all of history)

@Lilmickey69ify

8 күн бұрын

​@@JayMojiBLESS YOU

Great Mario impression at 13:10

@Mediocreshake-08

17 күн бұрын

Hmmmmmmmm

@problemsfan4132

16 күн бұрын

LMAOOO

Jay to the octopus: your intestines are gonna be in your head. Me: I’m pretty sure they already are.

12:20 the voice of a broken man 🥲😭☠️

i am fully convinced jay is a masochist

0:57 I'll have you know I was eating at the time, so I said bless you internally thank you.

14:36 feels very much like "I did some off camera mining" to me, but I trust you jaymoji. Just so you know I have full trust in you.

The idea is simple:

@plushguy3862

17 күн бұрын

@@benmarks6385it’s still simple mr Denmark

@user-dj4nv8uu3u

17 күн бұрын

Beat splatoon 3s hero mode but completely randomized

@scaraptor2106

11 күн бұрын

The problem:

@TrueColours8

10 күн бұрын

You wake up:

@rwkplay

9 күн бұрын

I'm feelin' in a pretty good mood today:

“I adapt to any level I’m in” Ok mahoraga

0:57 I'm sorry I had food in my mouth.

@hasbruh2987

7 күн бұрын

I thought it said foot 💀😭

@Real_E.M.Entertainment

7 күн бұрын

@@hasbruh2987 💀

The idea is simple

@Kirbyfan7209

17 күн бұрын

30 squats…

@GoldieLupizSphiaraSilvarae

17 күн бұрын

every time Jay laughs

I don’t play Splatoon but I’ve been genuinely enjoying your content lately. Thanks for the laughs, JayMoji.

(0:57) bless you, Jay

@potatogamerrrrr

14 күн бұрын

Bless you Jay

@AHHGHHHGGG

5 күн бұрын

god bless jay

This is basically rainbow Alterna but without rainbow colours

@_Mayoz_

16 күн бұрын

Homophobic alterna during pride month /j

@5up3r_n0v4

16 күн бұрын

It's like the rainbow expansion 😭

Return of the Mammalians is my favorite slideshow

11:48 So the funny thing is they don't have any fingernails.

@SpectacleSpark

11 күн бұрын

you'd think squids would have these......

9:20 Mr. Grizz: Hey! That's my line!

9:10 yes squids have intestines and octupi do as well. For octupi the intestines are actually one of their only 3 organs being intestines, brain and *explodes*

bro 12:20-12:30 got me BUSTED Laughing (uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh "that's what i sound like when i have to spend money"uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh "me at my local wawa uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh manager: sir are you ok? hotdogs are 2.50$ manager yea that's actually are sale price today AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-🤣🤣🤣

love how this starts as a splatoon randomizer let’s play and halfway through we’re talking about hot dog price inflation

this video truly encapsulates the inklings construction plans

Kacero needs a raise. Managing to make eating a basic ass sandwich interesting is top-tier editing.

“Gas, $5.60 a gallon, uuuuuuaaaaagggghhhhhh”

@hasbruh2987

7 күн бұрын

Valid complaint tbh

WOOO new jaymoji video, perfect thing to watch with a bowl of macaroni

"I know I'm doing 65 in a school zone right now-" no Jay, ur doing 100 in a church parking lot my guy

This randomizer makes it like your playing splatoon on a samsung

2 Jay upload in one week??? We’re so back!

@Ralseideltarune384

17 күн бұрын

Haha its a refrence to the splatoon 3 music video😂

@RayDragonM

17 күн бұрын

@@Ralseideltarune384 That was not intentional 🤣

0:57 Bless you jay

0:57 bless u

that sandwich looked really delicious

12:20 me having to wait get splatoon 3 for Christmas a year after it released and only being able to play splatoon 2 keeping the lobbies alive and it taking as long as the randomizer waiting screen:

After Alterna would have been the funniest first level.

It feels like yesterday where me and my lil bro were playing splatoon 1 on the local 1v1 thingy fighting for baloons and killing each other. Its been like 5-7 years since then.

@taralyoth51

4 күн бұрын

I miss it.

New Jay splatoon video?! 🤯

@JayMoji

17 күн бұрын

More likely than you think

I've juste wasted 20 minutes of my life watching Jaymoji waste 2 whole days in front of never ending loading screens and it was the greatest thing I've done today. Thank you Jay

0:57 bless you

7:32 is my fav part

this is just Splatoon 3: The Illusion of Choice

i'd just like to say your commentary is very entertaining

I wanted a splatoon 3 randomizer since the game came out. I had no idea how i would want it but this is probably one of the best ways it could be

If there was a Splatoon warriors game. That would be so weird. But they can make some cool multi weapon combos.

Hello Jaymoji this is probably your best video yet

finally, we get to see a jaymoji mukbang

Knock knock. Nintendo is at your door with a baseball bat

WOOOO MORE JAYMOJI CONTENT 🔥🔥🔥

"perfect execution" and that it was (and bless you jay)

You know it’s a good day when both Jay and Dan upload on the same day

I couldn't say bless you I had a toothbrush in my mouth :(

No, you're definitely bad

@Mediocreshake-08

17 күн бұрын

How did you gain the sentience nessesary to type

7:21 which editor is calling him out in 4k, I owe you a slice of pizza😂

this looks like hell but also hella fun (praying for you rn)

17:43 that sandwich looks so good but it's 12 am in a small town as im watching this and i can't go get one like it

I would love to see the unedited video of this

Bro accidentally activated his slow-motion action replay.

this is the fastest ive ben to a jaymoji vid

Where to throw them, how to throw them, how to NOOOOOOO -jaymoji 2024

we stan kacero editing

I wonder what it would be like in side order… *p a i n*

Funny moment 8:51 *BEGINNING!* 9:07 to 9:17 *SKULL* 10:16 MOOD 12:06 to 12:31 *AAAAAAAAAAAAA*

imagine failboat just busts through the door and yells: "HOLY CRAP JAY YOUR IDEA ISNT SIMPLE YOU MONSTER!"

@MK8MasterJunjie

15 күн бұрын

Is that what he’s like? I haven’t watched him in years so I don’t know if he’s any different.

@doglover5591

15 күн бұрын

@@MK8MasterJunjie well to start his videos, failboat says: "the idea is simple." ans hes also doing more videos with jaymoji

@MK8MasterJunjie

15 күн бұрын

@@doglover5591 I need to start watching his content again. I stopped watching it because of something he did to me.

The tent just got me laughing❤ 12:56

You know what would better fit here The mod with retranslated texts But of course need another version with even more translation cycles

Bless you Jay

15:23 imagine if this is actually in the game map thing and the loading screen is actually just clipping geometry in the screen.

Bless u Joymaji

0:58 Bless you Jay

9:08 best jaymoji quote

0:57 bless you 😂

Fire video

Bless you jaymoji

Jay make another andi video! The subscribers love your Splatoon andi projects! Project andi is the most by far funny videos you’ve made. Please make more.

Kacero cooked on this one

are there any splatoon mods with an enemy randomizer yet? i think that would be really fun

7:16 jaymoji just casually roasting himself

17:49 I have no offense against it, I’m eating too. Pasta, chicken, red pepper… don’t remember which red pepper, cheese, sause, etc.

bro this was hella funny

Jaymoji my savior, my lord, my liege 🙇🙇🙇👑

YES! Peoples, Jay is BACK!!

Jay I don't watch your vids that much but today I actually watched some and PLEASE I'm begging you PLEASE upload more 😭(if you can) especially Splatoon vids

Have a good rest of your day jay!!!

0:52 Because the first level you played was in world 6 in the normal game, but in the mod it's in world 1 but the mod doesn't register that

0:57 bless you bro

0:57 bless you!

Jay mo is back

dang, $2.50 for a hot dog on sale? economy's gone down the drain 😔

Reports coming in Jaymoji slowing goes insane saying he's going to drive 65 in a school zone

@Andres-rr4ei

17 күн бұрын

Meant slowly

10:53 is my favorite part ohh splash wall.

Bless you!CREATURES

Okay, but time for the REAL question: What’s in the After Alterna kettle?

@riddlemesilly

17 күн бұрын

hell

Jay HAS to do this again but only with the "Try this" guns! edit: this is before i finished the video, so if it's impossible he doesn't have to

10:30 "so we're in copper" -that rainbow six kid

@user-zk6nu7zl9u

17 күн бұрын

Cringe

thank you for suffering for our enjoyment

Don’t let the nintendo ninjas aka the fun police find out

10:41 Pov: *David Attenborough in blue planet*

16:48 I’ve seen longer loading screens… AHEM AHEM SKYRIM SPECIAL EDITION…

0:56 bless you 👍

LIMBUS COMPANYYYYYYYYYYYYY

@Sinner_5_Meursalt

17 күн бұрын

WHY IS THERE TWO WHO IS DOING THIS AAAAAAA

I feel like a text randomizer would do this challenge a huge favor too