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@GigaCantaloupe

Ай бұрын

🍈

@Bot_IsNotRealLore

Ай бұрын

real!1!!1

@iyarithenonormalonexd8821

Ай бұрын

No

@YahiamiceLIVE

Ай бұрын

Ok, so I was playing the hit game Among Us the other day, and when the game started, a red bean-shaped character that appeared to be wearing a spacesuit told me "shh," while having his index finger in front of where his mouth should be. I believe this act made this red bean character extremely suspicious. To understand why this red bean character is suspicious, we first must understand how the game “Among Us” works. The game consists of 10 bean-shaped characters, called crewmates, that are given tasks for them to complete. As these characters do their tasks, they may witness abnormal things that are not supposed to happen, such as the lights turning off on their own, sudden reactor meltdown and other crewmates dying. These acts show that there is an imposter among the crewmates that is sabotaging and is trying to kill everyone. Now why is this important to determine why the red bean is suspicious? Well now we know how the game works, now we must analyze the red bean’s actions. At the beginning of the game, the red bean tells us “shh” while having his index finger in front of where his mouth should be. This action suggests that the red bean wants us to be quiet, or keep our mouths shut. Now why would the red bean want us to do this? This could be because the red bean wants to limit our communication in order to prevent us from spreading information. What information does the red bean want to prevent from spreading? We can assume that the reason why the red bean wants to prevent us from spreading information, is because he is actually the imposter, and he is planning on committing the crimes mentioned earlier. He does not want others to find out about actions he will cause, therefore he does not want us to communicate with each other. This concludes the reason for why I believe the red bean from the hit game Among Us is suspicious. So if you happen to see a red bean-shaped character wearing a spacesuit, please be careful.

@sefetrk

Ай бұрын

Capitalism 👍

jschlatt couldn't have described it better with "looney tunes ass shit"

@Yayo30007

Ай бұрын

the fact he MISSED the first time 💀

@Phill_andhissmallgang

Ай бұрын

​@@Yayo30007 *FR‼️*

@thecatacombhimself

Ай бұрын

@@Yayo30007 TRUE

@TailsKid62

Ай бұрын

"I saw this in a toothpaste ad once!"

@thecatacombhimself

Ай бұрын

@@TailsKid62 "Ta-da!"

Yahiarice its me the GigaCantaloupe 🗿🍈

@Speh_

Ай бұрын

no, you're the cantaloupe followed by an ellipsis

@Roommate420

Ай бұрын

ITS HIM!!!111!!

@ThatguyZechariahLol69

Ай бұрын

Ahhh yess yahirice the popular minecraft KZreadr. What's next canatenoloupe?

@Fillinnamehere

Ай бұрын

🍈

@Thatonemetalsonicfan

Ай бұрын

Ain’t no way man, is that a cantaloupe?

The "Schlatt's Inner Monologue" bit elicited the most laughs from me. I must see more.

@arthurschoembergeralves2330

Ай бұрын

Same lmao. Pls yahi if possible, do it again

@yazidefirenze

Ай бұрын

@@arthurschoembergeralves2330 "Pls yahi if possible do it again" (i like identity theft)

@ShadowFlash-ke1yn

Ай бұрын

Schlatt needs to wake up and take his meds!

@frownyclowny6955

11 сағат бұрын

The fact it looked randomly organized by like 3 people and then Poke added to the bit made me lose it

I’m so “happy” to see “Yahi of ice” featuring “smaller” creators like “schlart”

@pixelpulsegoofballs

Ай бұрын

Dan "Schneider" really needs to take his meds

@Cool_Name-idk

Ай бұрын

hi so “happy” to see “Yahi of ice” featuring “smaller” creators like “schlart”, I'm dad

@thecatacombhimself

Ай бұрын

@@Cool_Name-idk no

@KugelWasHere

Ай бұрын

@@thecatacombhimself why no?

@mr.infernal1380

Ай бұрын

@@KugelWasHere He knows a fed when he sees one

that fucking looney tunes duplicator is the most brilliant practical joke i've ever seen i swear to god

6:26 that fucking tune being replaced with megalovania gave me a fight-or-flight response

@Niamh9902

Ай бұрын

I immediately had a mental breakdown

@SirCleric

Ай бұрын

The Skeleton (E)

@lolkin3k

Ай бұрын

​@@SirClericthe skeleton (You're gonna have a bad time!)

@imadesmond

Ай бұрын

Song?

@destroything

Ай бұрын

@@imadesmond The [Word that will cause my comment to be autodeleted] (Eek!) x megalovania and bonetrousle

I can never get tired of Yahi's ItemAsylum-ass humor.

@sfosac

Ай бұрын

nah man this is def infinitewelfare-ass humour

@Strange_Traveller

Ай бұрын

Fr

@goobzze

Ай бұрын

this shit is so *random,* yahiamice just like to *rumble* and tussle with the others

@redfoxlol101

Ай бұрын

prjoect rmeix

@vhproductions

Ай бұрын

GOLF

I'll be the first one to bid off the Schlatt-worn Golden Timberlands off Depop.

@ahyesbacon

Ай бұрын

Lcdirects does it jiggle

@RedSensed

Ай бұрын

oh my god guys is this yahi ice friend

@LuckyTheMotherFan

Ай бұрын

Lc does it fart

@justv1bin

Ай бұрын

Take your hands off it and shake that shit

12:08 Moroccan A-Train moment.

@vhproductions

Ай бұрын

I can't stop...

35:05 “I am convinced we are not in a simulation, BECAUSE NO COMPUTER COULD COME UP WITH YOU!”

32:31 this whole interaction is like sans and papyrus talking about jr jumble and crosswords

@ghostyc04

Ай бұрын

That's why snas undertal asks for your balls😭

@fire3619

Ай бұрын

"YOU THINK THE POPE GOT A CUT DICK!?"

The inner Schlatt monologue was pure gold Help I'm dying

This video has hit me like a truck - in just about every way imaginable a truck could. The ups and downs of this video kept it close to being like a rollercoaster (an especially emotional one.) It all starts with the Yahia Mouse entering this strange server which he had been invited to prior. The beginning of it all is here and is mostly natural, which is not reflective of what is to come. The Mouse quickly adapts and interacts with the strange men coming to him; it was quickly clear that none of these people were very normal at all. While frolicking around, the Mouse stumbles upon the civilization, which he quickly shifts the tone of by using advanced technology to mimic the voice of the suited man in charge of them all. I was unsure of how to feel about all this. The Mouse continues interacting with the men, until he eventually decides to construct his humble abode once and for all, cementing his temporary domination and control of the territory, which made me go on the edge of my nonexistent seat. While I was edging on this imaginary seat, I was taken aback by a mighty flaw in the grandieur genius of this media; the chapter denoting the building had a fatal spelling mistake in it (most likely being a typo): "buildiing". I was showered with negative thoughts and became extremely depressed temporarily, as I did not know what to think. "How could this extremely disheartening mistake have been made? It surely must have been intentional..." and so I pretended for the rest of the runtime of this work of art, which ultimately worked out well for me as I had instantaneously lost all my depression. With this recovery, I proceeded with my watching, ready for whatever's next, in this case being the chapter "Fish! (Poke Sells Me His Soul Arc)", possibly referencing the "FISH!" meme of the fish laying on the floor blurrily as the plea for help "FISH!" is heard, or just the excalamation of "Fish!" by the Mouse, and the topic the chapter contains, which is the story of the soul selling. I became depressed anew once I saw this youthful man have his soul sold to this omnipotent Mouse for the mere prize of a golden plaque, but my sanity was instantaneously restored as soon as I saw the wonderful art about it made by "radicalphobia" seen at the timestamp 8:57. Unfortunately, my depression is nearing a return due to the aforementioned Poke being called an idiot by the artist. Poke is not doing very great, and I hope for a miracle to happen to him soon. After this encounter, the Mouse seems to brutally murder a woman's Felis silvestris catus companion, but in fact, the murder was not intentional and the feline was in fact not owned by the woman. This is all caused by the Mouse's temporary lack of knowledge about Creepers and Felis catus silvestris, of which he escapes the blame for by escaping the woman mid-conversation. The Mouse jolts back over to the Diamond Duplicator, where he ends up stealing more diamonds from the suited man in charge of them all using a fishing rod. (Or at least I think so, as the timeline is unclear as the first footage of the Duplicator appears prior to the Mouse entering the server, somehow?) The suited man in charge of them all remains clueless, while the other men keep exploiting this ignorance and nonchalantly rise in riches, despite their own cluelessness. The next few minutes consist of a Rags to Riches story for the Mouse, ultimately gaining an insurmountable amount of wealth, which he then taunts some men with using the ocean. His riches are then Realisticified, as the next footage all comes from donations and sponsors. I skipped this part as all people do, so I have no clues. After having a mysterious encounter with a Hunter, the Mouse even further magnifies his riches by selling entry to the wild man running in circles, monetizing it, and attracting one rather clueless customer. The Mouse then visits the Diner of the mysterious Hunter after reading an advertisement for it, but getting distracted by an Enderman Boss. The Boss is immediately hospitalized by the Mouse using a boat, and being hit over and over again. The men get hit hard back, but then the Mouse realizes that he can just make the Boss die of suffication and reap the rewards by hitting it once it's nearly dead, and so he does. The Mouse yearns for the rewards the Boss would offer, but is then wholly disappointed by the terrible rewards it did offer. The Mouse then goes on a rampage of trolling the men, by replacing bricks with knockoff bootleg ones and creating fake paintings to the level Bob-Omb Battlefield from the hit Nintendo 64 game Super Mario 64. Some nipple-related activities happen, but the information was too scarce to describe, and some say men went missing. The Mouse then returns to Hunter's Diner, this time ordering a "mchorse that helps censor videos". on the house. After getting it, he yearns for another one on the house, so he goes on the house to ask the Hunter for an on the house mchorse that helps censor videos on the house while on the house. The uproarious comedy of it all leads to an on the house mchorse that helps censor videos being given on the house to the Mouse. Wow... Banger rhymes. The Mouse has not interacted with the Poke for a prolonged amount of time, and thus his yearnenment of the Poke leads the Mouse to put up posters searching for the Poke all over town. After finding out he can't do that, he goes on to give it to everyone instead, as propaganda. My eyes hurt making this... Anyways the Mouse checks back at the Poke's home to see if he is there, and he is. The issue is then resolved while the Poke laughs at the poster. After going back to town, the Mouse converses with the Lancer and other men about jobs. KZread has a ~9000 character limit, so I'll have to keep the rest of this short. The Mouse returns to the Diamond Duplicator, which is unfortunately fully derilict and has been replaced by text confirming it to be a study. The view is switched to the suited man in charge of them all, which reveals that he and the Nope are conversing about if the Arial font used for the study message is better than Papyrus and if Papyrus is Serifed or Sans serifed. The topic returns to the Mouse, which is insulted while in a conversation about simulation (more rhymes), prompting him to laugh for the longest time many have seen him laugh desoite the insult going against his inital vision of the world indeed being a simulation. He then travels to the Jawsh's cathedral, containing a very funky spinning dancing villager which he plays music to if spinning. The Mouse then overhears a mention of fruit gummies, prompting him to furiously search for them, ultimately MLG bucketing to survive the wrath of the suited man in charge of them all. He then belittles the "little man... LITTLE BABY MAN" with insults and imagery. The chapter title may be a reference to the little man Friday Night Funkin' mod stream he did a while ago, featuring some raining tacos and the titular little baby man. He then brings the Hunter down to earth, reasoning himself by saying that he should have been down to earth. He then performs the ultimate heist along with the Hunter by using Kevin MacLeod's "Sneaky Snitch" song to bypass all security measures and steal CaptainSparklez's McLaren. This does not go over well for them as they later get caught stashing the vehicle inside of the Diner. Finally, and ultimately, the Mouse manifests himself as the suited man in charge of them all's inner monologue, causing confusion to all, and also fun and laughter. Once and for all, the Mouse is finally banished from this strange server through the command /ban yahiamice, as it ends after all. My thoughts on this video? Yeah, pretty good.

@YahiamiceLIVE

Ай бұрын

holy fuck

@jamzee_

Ай бұрын

Holy shit

@timstudem8852

Ай бұрын

Lame

@Thegameguy2482

28 күн бұрын

What is bro blabbin about?

@aidenxiong2945

23 күн бұрын

I too was edging on my imaginary seat. (My eyes hurt from reading this, but not as much as yours)

i love the part where دکتر حیوان said its دکتر حیواننیگ time and دکتر حیوان'd all over the place

@KirbyPoyo

Ай бұрын

edit: dr havin is mr beast.

@3arthQuak

Ай бұрын

dr havin

@Derdre

Ай бұрын

dr havin

@theepicgoosedude

Ай бұрын

pretty sure its dr haiwan not dr havin

@generalgongthehawkeye557

Ай бұрын

dr hayawan

pppLEASE TELL ME THIS IS NOT THE LAST TIME U'LL BE IN THAT SERVER 💀

22:01 yahi opening the doors moist placed was funny

* this is the first YAHIAMICE LIVE video that’s YAHIAMICE *LIVE* premiere

@nootmarethefunni4706

Ай бұрын

no way its sans underswap

16:32 "i have been on this server and have triple your loot what is this?" Pulls out entire diamond set "Nevermind"

@underbro6627

Ай бұрын

bro switched up real quick

6:27 Bro has a taste in music lol

@mattgroening8872

13 күн бұрын

😨. 😐

love how yahi’s humor is the exact shit that makes schlatt laugh

the fact that schlatt just continued to play along with the inner monologue thing is just pure gold

22:15 the way aztro laughs will never not be funny to me

@eret3

Ай бұрын

I think I know what you are reffering to, since she does make that wheeze sound when she laughs, but in the timestamp you mention I cannot distinguish a single sound from how much is going on lol

@Argemia

Ай бұрын

@@eret3 She has an autotuned scream laugh

@eret3

Ай бұрын

@@Argemia wait that computer crashing ass sound was HER????

@Argemia

Ай бұрын

@@eret3 yeah

35:03 that is such a good defense XD

7:48 Deponia OST made me cry

*302 missed calls from Schlatt*

9:05 love when he turned into omegatronic

THIS WAS GENUINELY THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE I AM WAS LAUGHING LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT AFTER AFTER THE VIDEO ENDED HOLY SHIT 😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀

3:37 i know where you got that mp4 from Mr Yahia-Mouse. You cant hide away your sins

35:02 the accent makes this so much better 😭

2:15 as a latin american dude i can say, its pretty much a slur in almost every latin american country, say that to someone and its a death sentence, since that word has no sense in spanish and was made up by people of the united states that never touched a latin american country.

@FiredCashier

Ай бұрын

que chido soy un latinx

@hangedking4588

Ай бұрын

​@@FiredCashiercon eso no se jode Papu 🐎

@coalblacksburg7229

Ай бұрын

Womp womp

@hangedking4588

Ай бұрын

@@coalblacksburg7229 boowomp

@GavenJr

Ай бұрын

Confirmo

Yahi, your insane level of on-the-spot wit is not enough to absolve you of your sins.

"I AM CONVICED WE ARE NOT IN A SIMULATION BECAUSE NO COMPUTER COULD COME UP WITH YOU!" thats actually such a good line lmfao

35.05 Thats gotta be the most funniest insult/compliment i have ever heard lmaoo.😅😅

That entire bit of jschlatt’s monologue at the end was so damn funny oh my god

21:06 bouncy boi

"Dr. Beast" 💀☠️🔥

@adamsacsoqui9365

Ай бұрын

No he actually said dr.animal

@BALL_EATER1964

Ай бұрын

@@adamsacsoqui9365 mfw i misinterprete my own language.

@adamsacsoqui9365

Ай бұрын

@@BALL_EATER1964 am telling the truth am not joking

@BALL_EATER1964

Ай бұрын

@@adamsacsoqui9365 dawg i know, i was talking about myself.

@BALL_EATER1964

Ай бұрын

@@adamsacsoqui9365 also thanks for correcting me.

this was so funny I almost forgot yahi commited identity theft twice

Even though I've been subbed for a couple years now, I think I'm falling in love with your channel all over again, this was just so well edited and funny 😆 so many banger uploads recently 👍👍👍

@DeltaSGPGIV

Ай бұрын

Is your refrigerator running

@badthej

Ай бұрын

​@@DeltaSGPGIV unfortunately

@bumpersincapped

Ай бұрын

it has captured 9 of us as of april 14th​@@DeltaSGPGIV

25:25 I don't even have a doorbell, I thought it was irl

I could make a yahoo yahi joke and stuff which implies mature concepts and stuff but I am going to sleep.

"im convinced we don't live in a simulation cus no computer could come up with YOU" goes SO HARD

dude i LITERALLY almost joined jschlatt's minecraft SMP until i saw the title 😭😭

41:54 Cat: Meow Yahi: Hello bruh

15:26 NO GWAY

@randomguy-kq4qy

Ай бұрын

Hi @ItsJoko ☑️ • 2h ago 15:26 NO GWAY Translate to English

@fedethegreat88

Ай бұрын

Hi ​@randomguy-kq4qy • 20 h ago Hi @ItsJoko ☑️ • 2h ago 15:26 NO GWAY Translate to English Hi @ItsJoko ☑️ • 22 h ago 15:26 NO GWAY Translate to English

So nice of "Yahiarice" to make a video featuring "Jschlungus"

>Be me >Wait for Yahiamice to update the discord link >Canteloupe walks in

WOW this video is so cool. It must've been SO fun to make!!

gnarly

@ReikiMeiki

Ай бұрын

indeed rareblin indeed

3:00 after two years of simply uhm… looking at beef respectfully… its odd to see him playing a videogame again. its my money… i do what i want with it.

43:09 this is gold

One of the best minecraft videos I've ever seen it's just back-to-back incredibly funny bits it just keeps getting better

I so need more of this dude

the schlatt's inner monologue bit is actually the funniest but the sdmp has ever seen

Yo I need more of this. This was hilarious keep up the work cantaloupe man

the inner monologue stuff was so funny i havent have laughed this hard in a while

The Bob omb battlefield bit was hilarious, Amazing video.

Best story line at the end! 😂

18:07 i know Arabic and he said: doctor animal 💀💀💀 edit: HOLY A MOROCCAN GOT A HEART FROM A NOTHER MOROCCAN

i love how yahiamice's icon is the peace symbol but instead his videos are just complete madness

@CanalDoPhillipeMEME

Ай бұрын

wait what yahiahorse hearted my comment

This is a certified schlatt classic.

I chose watching this instead of watching tommyinnit doing a smash or pass on minecraft mobs

I appreciate the chapters a lot

“hell yeah” they all screamed in unison

I find it hilarious how both slimecicle and Yahi make it seem that schlatt is someone who is a menace (or a god), as seen in the thumbnail for this video and mostly every slimecicle video starring schlatt. *what am i yapping about*

truly one of the yahiamice's moments of all time

normally i put on a suit for a yahi upload but i think im gunna put on a fancy dress this time to celebrate SDMP WOOOHOOOOOOOOO

That stuffed pumpkin joke at the end was the best part of this whole video

The entire Jschlatt inner monologue part is absolutely fucking hilarious PLEASE and I mean PLEASE make another one of these videos

Maaan, I've watched 20hours of streams, just to rewatch this again. Perfect

Comedy pure at the end there. Even more funny than sir beef conquerer of mount kibble

Thanks Yahiamice, very cool!

"Yoshimace" is the funniest human being

so glad that “yahiamice” is collabing with smaller creators like “jschlatt”

That first bit ended me 😂😂😂 "What is this Looney Tunes a- shi- goin' on the server today"

Awesome video Yaha Mouse!

Im soo happy for new video

3:39 nahhh bro this got me 💀💀💀

you're honestly on of the best additions to that server

PLEASE I NEED MORE CONTENT LIKE THISSSSSS THE ENDING ALWAYS HAVE ME LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

we always love when yahi the heist fills us up with his warm, creamy minecraft videos!

Bro flawlessly pulled off that looney toons ahh melody

After watching this video, im not joining the jschlatt's smp anymore.

The friendship from Pokay and Yahiamice its incredible

34:16 YAHI WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?!?!

the diamond duplicator lore made me cry

Haven't had so much fun watching Minecraft highlights since 2019.

22:14 dx gets taken straight to hell by Satan himself, letting out a final gutteral scream as a plea for help 😔😔

Yahiamice has recently been arrested for causing 93,282 deaths for making them laugh too much for 43 minutes.

0:21 This is straight out from a Looney tunes scene 😂😂

I REALLY LOVE THE THUMBNAIL, BOY

Holy shit, the two funniest people on the internet at the same time. I am so happy right now, it's insane.

I nearly "choked" to death during the "Jshart" section of the "video". My "lawyers" will be contacting "you" "shortly".

Oh my gosh the beginning was perfect lol 😂

The only server where schlatt is not the most insane person

jshlatt just accepted you as his inner voice lmao

We need part 2 of that😂😂

NO WAY HOLO THUMBNAIL ART THATS SO SICK!!!!! 😮

12:12 wanna see me run to that rock? wanna see me do it again?

I have a structured settlement and I need cash now