Do Couples REALLY Act Like This?

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  • @elysia4241
    @elysia42415 жыл бұрын

    Gotta have space between the fingers while holding hands to leave room for Jesus

  • @tiredlylaughing4459

    @tiredlylaughing4459

    5 жыл бұрын

    Elysia it’s not Jesus it’s Brad & Chelsey

  • @goldmarineanimal6940

    @goldmarineanimal6940

    5 жыл бұрын

    Julieta Bama excuse me don’t interrupt my prayer, rUdE!

  • @solkiyoko227

    @solkiyoko227

    5 жыл бұрын

    Me

  • @sierralansford371

    @sierralansford371

    5 жыл бұрын

    Elysia make sure it’s jesus on the cross, not praying jesus. gotta have as much room as possible in between those fingers

  • @Jesus-kz2lz

    @Jesus-kz2lz

    4 жыл бұрын

    Elysia I need room guys

  • @starsoftiee
    @starsoftiee5 жыл бұрын

    Nobody acts like this. *not even emily*

  • @soggywaffles8243

    @soggywaffles8243

    4 жыл бұрын

    Heh heh.... Get it because her name is Not even Emily

  • @JadeBee206

    @JadeBee206

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@soggywaffles8243 congrats! you got the joke.

  • @asylnn

    @asylnn

    4 жыл бұрын

    Maybe cause she’s single 😂

  • @CR_SagetheFairy

    @CR_SagetheFairy

    4 жыл бұрын

    Good one 👍

  • @axolotlsareverycool

    @axolotlsareverycool

    4 жыл бұрын

    That’s a good one

  • @giannama3417
    @giannama34175 жыл бұрын

    when she said moves too fast, i was thinking them actually, physically moving too fast, like bolting through the hallways.

  • @shadowcattt

    @shadowcattt

    4 жыл бұрын

    “Honey I think we’re moving too fast” *sprinting* “what babe?”

  • @Enkvinnasominteheterove

    @Enkvinnasominteheterove

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gianna Ma same lol

  • @user-nw3ol7fk1i

    @user-nw3ol7fk1i

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cool date idea: just fucking _zooming_ around with other

  • @ratboy2

    @ratboy2

    4 жыл бұрын

    As soon as you enter a new relationship, you and your partner gain superspeed, like the Flash or Sonic.

  • @thesleepydot

    @thesleepydot

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gianna Ma that would explain the piggyback in the forest scene from twilight...

  • @woodiechim
    @woodiechim5 жыл бұрын

    No one: Not a single soul: Absolutely nobody: Emily: *explains the entire plot of Twilight*

  • @marleythespeciesfluid7306

    @marleythespeciesfluid7306

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kitty!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Nothing-yf4ks

    @Nothing-yf4ks

    5 жыл бұрын

    Marley the species fluid so irrelevant but I love it 😂

  • @marleythespeciesfluid7306

    @marleythespeciesfluid7306

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Nothing-yf4ks yeeee

  • @Nothing-yf4ks

    @Nothing-yf4ks

    5 жыл бұрын

    Marley the species fluid 😂

  • @poetriv

    @poetriv

    5 жыл бұрын

    Correction: No one: Not a single soul: Absolutely nobody: Not even Emily: Emily: *explains the entire plot of Twilight*

  • @angeleslabonair
    @angeleslabonair5 жыл бұрын

    An old classmate was... "handholding" in the bathroom with her boyfriend. She got expelled

  • @angeleslabonair

    @angeleslabonair

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Kanya Navanathan Yeah, I didn't really know him, he was a year or two older than us

  • @thespookyvaginosisnut5984

    @thespookyvaginosisnut5984

    5 жыл бұрын

    I don't think it was just hand holding....

  • @nutellacastle

    @nutellacastle

    5 жыл бұрын

    I don't think it was his hand she was holding

  • @goldmarineanimal6940

    @goldmarineanimal6940

    5 жыл бұрын

    Haha, so, do you come here often?

  • @olliematlock729

    @olliematlock729

    5 жыл бұрын

    This couple at our school got caught having sex in the dude's bathroom, both of them got expelled

  • @marilynmalinga9008
    @marilynmalinga90085 жыл бұрын

    Emily: *does nothing* Also Emily to Emily : " I'm not attracted to you ... you have a really wide head..

  • @dontburstmybubble686

    @dontburstmybubble686

    4 жыл бұрын

    Marilyn Malinga I like this thank you

  • @whiterosesstudios6697

    @whiterosesstudios6697

    4 жыл бұрын

    WAS IT WIDE I THOUGHT SHE SAID WHITE

  • @marianaluna6184

    @marianaluna6184

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@whiterosesstudios6697 Omg, me too

  • @gameslayer404

    @gameslayer404

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well she does have a big broad square head... I'm not saying she's ugly, she is quite good looking actually. But yeah

  • @pIayingwithmahwii

    @pIayingwithmahwii

    4 жыл бұрын

    yeah i also find her very attractive. but it is wide and square. like a slab of granite if you ask me

  • @ishipitlikefedex2610
    @ishipitlikefedex26105 жыл бұрын

    In my high school, the couple who rules everything is my parents. I'm homeschooled.

  • @ilikedmyoldhandle

    @ilikedmyoldhandle

    5 жыл бұрын

    I laughed because I am also homeschooled

  • @negatedchromos2868

    @negatedchromos2868

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ha, I exhaled because I am also homeschooled.

  • @ilikedmyoldhandle

    @ilikedmyoldhandle

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@negatedchromos2868 wow we get a couple more people and we could form a (very) small army

  • @negatedchromos2868

    @negatedchromos2868

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ilikedmyoldhandle More like a neighborhood watch. lol

  • @ilikedmyoldhandle

    @ilikedmyoldhandle

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@negatedchromos2868 neighborhood watches have absolutely no power. Now a small milita on the other hand. . .

  • @the86372
    @the863725 жыл бұрын

    Emily: Maybe all the single people can mingle in the comments Me: So... you come here often?

  • @noahvidal9404

    @noahvidal9404

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hi

  • @Sarah-kp6ju

    @Sarah-kp6ju

    5 жыл бұрын

    Tyler F Well no, its my first time🤭

  • @fernandamartins9851

    @fernandamartins9851

    5 жыл бұрын

    yes, actually, I live here

  • @jenreii

    @jenreii

    5 жыл бұрын

    Let's get married.

  • @barelyfunctioning3982

    @barelyfunctioning3982

    5 жыл бұрын

    Tyler F Didya hear about Pluto?

  • @yumi047
    @yumi0475 жыл бұрын

    kids in movies: * sneaks out of home, skips class etc * me: hey! I can do that! parents: *n o y o u a i n t*

  • @stevebuscemi8224

    @stevebuscemi8224

    5 жыл бұрын

    fattest mood

  • @oanamadalinabutaru9862

    @oanamadalinabutaru9862

    5 жыл бұрын

    Me: I can. My parents: *they don't know about it*

  • @ChazWozza-xu9dm

    @ChazWozza-xu9dm

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'd be dead before I could even try skipping class

  • @edengallagher1044

    @edengallagher1044

    4 жыл бұрын

    one time a girl I know said "why would you sneak out at night when you can sleep"

  • @thejazzy6012

    @thejazzy6012

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@edengallagher1044 that's is me, tbh I'm given enough freedom as a teenager to not feel the need to sneak out at night. I also live in the country... And have no neighbours... And Ireland is cold and rains a lot...

  • @perilousheathen3437
    @perilousheathen34375 жыл бұрын

    My boss keeps taking breaks to pray so hard with his new secretary. She must really love her Bible study 🤷🏻‍♂️. Really taking that "second coming" part literally.

  • @kaylam9928

    @kaylam9928

    5 жыл бұрын

    Perilous Heathen wow can you see the bruises on her knees from praying at the alter too hard 😲

  • @iwillchangemyusernamewhenb2225

    @iwillchangemyusernamewhenb2225

    5 жыл бұрын

    What's worse is that this thread is only four comments long

  • @auhng

    @auhng

    5 жыл бұрын

    Why do they pray so hard?

  • @thesleepydot

    @thesleepydot

    5 жыл бұрын

    Perilous Heathen JESUS CHRIST 😂😂

  • @classrepannie5403

    @classrepannie5403

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@thesleepydot Jesus Christ all right :))

  • @ratboy2
    @ratboy24 жыл бұрын

    Fictional relationships be like: fictional character: *sees cute kid sitting across the classroom* "I love you, my dearest! Let's run off into the sunset together!" cute kid sitting across the classroom: *blushes intensly* "Of course! You're my one true love! Will you go out with me?" Both characters proceed to produce eight children and get married, all within third period english in freshman year.

  • @donachakravarti9180

    @donachakravarti9180

    4 жыл бұрын

    LMAO

  • @okami9385

    @okami9385

    4 жыл бұрын

    LMAOO

  • @FaizatheTempest

    @FaizatheTempest

    3 жыл бұрын

    THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES 😂

  • @butterflybeehive8345

    @butterflybeehive8345

    3 жыл бұрын

    *dies laughing*

  • @lre863

    @lre863

    3 жыл бұрын

    This comment is so underrated I - *Dies laughing*

  • @shibahacking
    @shibahacking5 жыл бұрын

    that was the best freaking sponsorship segue i’ve witnessed on the internet thank you emily

  • @BH181

    @BH181

    5 жыл бұрын

    I didn't even realize until I read your comment😂

  • @aakashsky3790

    @aakashsky3790

    5 жыл бұрын

    Segue*

  • @skamadafilm

    @skamadafilm

    4 жыл бұрын

    c'est parfait! But he does the same but every time...? Landlord: I need money Drew: okay. I’ll do a brand deal *looks at camera like in the office*

  • @tamaramikam5636

    @tamaramikam5636

    4 жыл бұрын

    Go to daniel thrashers KZread channel he makes really funny sponsored clips

  • @rustyspoonesk2787

    @rustyspoonesk2787

    4 жыл бұрын

    holy CRAP, this isn’t relevant to ur comment but i’m a jasmin with no e too omg

  • @anhvu9686
    @anhvu96865 жыл бұрын

    emily you don't have a wide head at all

  • @pingnixon-hermansen5046

    @pingnixon-hermansen5046

    4 жыл бұрын

    She had quite a normal head

  • @nickv.3573

    @nickv.3573

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@pingnixon-hermansen5046 Had?

  • @hello_world2767

    @hello_world2767

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nick V. before the accident...

  • @hello_world2767

    @hello_world2767

    3 жыл бұрын

    Kaleela Edwards the accident

  • @redheartsunglasses

    @redheartsunglasses

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hello_world2767 wdym

  • @anisia3575
    @anisia35755 жыл бұрын

    In 'To All The Boys I've Loved Before', didn't they date (or "date") for quite a few months before the ski trip, though? In highschool time, that's basically years

  • @thejazzy6012

    @thejazzy6012

    4 жыл бұрын

    In my secondary school (it's like highschool for Ireland) there are at least two relationships just in my year which have lasted longer then a year. Maybe longer realtionships are more common in my school because it has a smaller sudent body

  • @sofia_rms

    @sofia_rms

    4 жыл бұрын

    True, I commented that and now I found another comment about it lol

  • @reomoloabi7272

    @reomoloabi7272

    4 жыл бұрын

    my girlfriend and i are probably the longest lasting relationship. we've been together for 1 year and 2 months and everyone is always so shocked to hear that we haven't broken up

  • @danielleknight9280

    @danielleknight9280

    3 жыл бұрын

    That’s what I was thinking

  • @adenine6189
    @adenine61895 жыл бұрын

    THE QUEEN HAS ARRIVED MOVE PEASANTS

  • @adenine6189

    @adenine6189

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Calvin Hayne jsksksksksks

  • @andreponniah9900

    @andreponniah9900

    5 жыл бұрын

    Are you talking about Emily or Chelsea?

  • @adenine6189

    @adenine6189

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@andreponniah9900 Emily

  • @whiterosesstudios6697

    @whiterosesstudios6697

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ahhahahshahahahahahahhahaha LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • @mediciki602

    @mediciki602

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Calvin Hayne **Some Nicki Minaj Stans:

  • @saramartins95
    @saramartins954 жыл бұрын

    Emily:"no one is interested in the talking part of the dating" Me, thinking about all the slowburn fanfic i have bookmarked: ... haha, yeah totally...

  • @scarlettskipper9352

    @scarlettskipper9352

    3 жыл бұрын

    LMAO.

  • @gabbs_giss1871

    @gabbs_giss1871

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's about the yeaaaaarning. That's usually the best part since a lot of the times, when the couple gets together, they become really boring. Of course that's a flaw of the writer/director but it happens too often

  • @aikotitilai3820

    @aikotitilai3820

    3 жыл бұрын

    The yeeaaaaaaarning is so good better than smut for me

  • @Mandy-bb4xc

    @Mandy-bb4xc

    3 жыл бұрын

    Relatable asf

  • @miraculoustalesofobliviousness

    @miraculoustalesofobliviousness

    Жыл бұрын

    Meeeee I like reading about the yearning but experiencing it in real life is painfullll

  • @stephenford3359
    @stephenford33595 жыл бұрын

    Emily is in a relationship with Audible

  • @justrcd

    @justrcd

    4 жыл бұрын

    I ship it

  • @lennoxbonnie5210

    @lennoxbonnie5210

    4 жыл бұрын

    *AUDILY* !!! *I* *SHIP* *IT* *TOO*

  • @javi_blinkuniverse

    @javi_blinkuniverse

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@lennoxbonnie5210 You had all the space to choose Edible, and you failed 😂

  • @locallance1529

    @locallance1529

    3 жыл бұрын

    someone write that fanfic or i will

  • @firebirdlego855

    @firebirdlego855

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@javi_blinkuniverse It's funny because they are both edi-

  • @Andrew-bs2ww
    @Andrew-bs2ww5 жыл бұрын

    I used to think that Emily was insanely pretty while she was on vine and I still do I stand by myprevious statement that she’s a beautiful, hilarious and an intelligent human being

  • @callmecoconut70

    @callmecoconut70

    4 жыл бұрын

    Your profile is from Holes?

  • @hello_world2767

    @hello_world2767

    4 жыл бұрын

    Call Me Coconut *I can fix that*

  • @soullesscadmium30

    @soullesscadmium30

    2 жыл бұрын

    The human being at the end scares me. All most as if she was a wood sprite or something before

  • @j7055
    @j70554 жыл бұрын

    Peter: dont tell your mother Laura: kiss one another.. Peter: *DiE fOr EaCh OtHeR*

  • @noonebossesthegarnet2890

    @noonebossesthegarnet2890

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean Lara Jean’s mom is dead so.

  • @MiraculousDisneyILadybug

    @MiraculousDisneyILadybug

    3 жыл бұрын

    We're cool for the summer

  • @NiiGHTBURN
    @NiiGHTBURN4 жыл бұрын

    I'm really confused as to why she isn't at 1M. She's better then most big KZreadrs *cough* the Paul Brothers *cough*

  • @allendefamily9864

    @allendefamily9864

    3 жыл бұрын

    We don't speak of the Paul Brothers

  • @hallaavery8498
    @hallaavery84985 жыл бұрын

    No one: No one at all: Emily: "tO hOld HaNdS"

  • @mackenzieayon2539
    @mackenzieayon25395 жыл бұрын

    Trust issues - NotEvenEmily ft. Beyoncé and Eminem 6:42 Now available on spotify and will be going on tour summer of 1999 (cause 90's kids amirite)

  • @moonbyulismama8100

    @moonbyulismama8100

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's my jam... Love that song 😂

  • @snakes7303

    @snakes7303

    4 жыл бұрын

    mackenzie ayon Honestly if someone sampled that in a song I’d like..Really like that

  • @freethinker8966
    @freethinker89664 жыл бұрын

    Audible is hunting me I swear my funeral will be sponsored by Audible

  • @mifdy1537

    @mifdy1537

    3 жыл бұрын

    HAHAHAHA LMAO 😭😭

  • @paranoiid_corpse

    @paranoiid_corpse

    3 жыл бұрын

    This funeral is sponsored by Audible-

  • @lillyloulijia
    @lillyloulijia5 жыл бұрын

    emily flirting with emily is my new favorite thing

  • @johncoleman1930
    @johncoleman19305 жыл бұрын

    "Excuse me, don't interrupt my prayer that's very rude, Thank you!"

  • @ninagruban1039
    @ninagruban10395 жыл бұрын

    no one: not even emily: emily: or....do *other* *things*

  • @jacobigunsalus5061

    @jacobigunsalus5061

    5 жыл бұрын

    *like hold hands*

  • @mariapelzer8005

    @mariapelzer8005

    5 жыл бұрын

    Like pray

  • @lennoxbonnie5210

    @lennoxbonnie5210

    4 жыл бұрын

    *or* *fuck*

  • @hello_world2767

    @hello_world2767

    4 жыл бұрын

    *like each other*

  • @klor6929
    @klor69294 жыл бұрын

    I think the taking "it slow aspect" is portrayed a little bit more realistically in Kdramas compared to western romance films. In Kdramas usually (not always) the main couple start kissing in the later episodes in a season and normally don't even intimately touch in the first few episodes.

  • @peachycream4785
    @peachycream47855 жыл бұрын

    “They’re always going off into break rooms and storage closets to.... *hold hands”*

  • @christina4012

    @christina4012

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol same

  • @princeastral2983
    @princeastral29835 жыл бұрын

    It's honestly super annoying that Emily is so creative and funny but doesn't get as much views/likes as some talentless youtubers🙄🙄🙄

  • @irlneilcircirega9344

    @irlneilcircirega9344

    4 жыл бұрын

    FiatDuster music is very subjective people have very different opinions and they vary. But Cardib and drake because of the many collabs/cameos they made with already established celebrity’s also the many controversies that they were involved in

  • @tobiasamandy7941

    @tobiasamandy7941

    4 жыл бұрын

    @FiatDuster he never said he was surprised(? Wth...

  • @leynabennett6530

    @leynabennett6530

    4 жыл бұрын

    *cough cough* LILLY SINGHS

  • @bethanyyoung7900

    @bethanyyoung7900

    4 жыл бұрын

    I just randomly found her the other day! So happy I did. She’s awesome

  • @nyakitty5172

    @nyakitty5172

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ikr

  • @Illegalsaltkid
    @Illegalsaltkid5 жыл бұрын

    When i clicked on this video there were zero dislikes but then i refreashed the page and saw 1 dislike and i was *APPALLED*

  • @goldmarineanimal6940

    @goldmarineanimal6940

    5 жыл бұрын

    ABSOLUTELY LIVID

  • @jilliannalisebackup2600
    @jilliannalisebackup26005 жыл бұрын

    I wouldn't know anything about couples ... Cuz I'm single as all hecccc

  • @Catmum1998

    @Catmum1998

    5 жыл бұрын

    Same!

  • @goldmarineanimal6940

    @goldmarineanimal6940

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oh? Were you in a massive accident recently? Because ICU and I spending a lot of time together

  • @Catmum1998

    @Catmum1998

    5 жыл бұрын

    Gold Marine animal 💃🕺

  • @goldmarineanimal6940

    @goldmarineanimal6940

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jessica Francis I don’t have legs

  • @Catmum1998

    @Catmum1998

    5 жыл бұрын

    Gold Marine animal my bad 🧜‍♀️🧜‍♂️

  • @juleona
    @juleona5 жыл бұрын

    These two girls from my school were “holding hands “ on the SCHOOL bus and everyone could hear them. And nothing was done about it.

  • @acherine

    @acherine

    4 жыл бұрын

    “holding hands” huh?

  • @legrandliseurtri7495

    @legrandliseurtri7495

    3 жыл бұрын

    On the school bus?!! This lack of respect smh.

  • @acherine

    @acherine

    3 жыл бұрын

    legrandliseur tri agreed smh

  • @hellokitty11123
    @hellokitty111235 жыл бұрын

    You are one of my favorite KZreadrs!!! Thank you so so so so much for making videos! I love your sarcasm and your wit and how you apply them to your videos! - a fan

  • @stevebuscemi8224

    @stevebuscemi8224

    5 жыл бұрын

    *you come here often?*

  • @Stella-iW123

    @Stella-iW123

    4 жыл бұрын

    You’re a fan? How can you talk?

  • @Stella-iW123

    @Stella-iW123

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Voldemort Sorry, my bad. But, as far as I know, fans don't have hands either?

  • @Stella-iW123

    @Stella-iW123

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Voldemort They can? Well that's interesting.

  • @SergeantBacon
    @SergeantBacon4 жыл бұрын

    Omg! All the shows that portray teens just skipping class and shit. I was always like, “Am I the only person who doesn’t and doesn’t know anyone else who has school at such a low priority?” Most teens are always thinking about the next step and college. Therefore, no one is going to sacrifice their academics and stuff just to hang out with their romantic partner that they could always spend time with after school.

  • @Man-ej6uv

    @Man-ej6uv

    Жыл бұрын

    i did skip classes in school, like a lot. because i hated the teachers or didn’t want to go to gym class gym class is so boring. i went to the bathrooms to chill out or the playground to smoke with a friend. or like went to the lunch room. most people i know have done it a few times.

  • @Cheiriko
    @Cheiriko4 жыл бұрын

    Emily: maybe all the single people can find true love in the comments Me: Romeo where art thou Romeo ✊🏻

  • @ketchiepaws6313

    @ketchiepaws6313

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm a Juliet.....will that work? No, oh ok....what was I even expecting 🙂

  • @bluebells4541

    @bluebells4541

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm here Juliet MY LOVE !!!! Thou must not weep. For now I romeo is present before u❤

  • @juliakolbe511
    @juliakolbe5115 жыл бұрын

    Why did I not even realize how quick these romances in movies develop 😂😂😂 I knew they were unrealistic but never thought of them being fast. This is hilarious 💖❤️

  • @casmccracken7422
    @casmccracken74225 жыл бұрын

    No one: Emily and her comments section: I’M SINGLE

  • @oiskypoisky2674
    @oiskypoisky26745 жыл бұрын

    "so wether you're a couple or you're living the single life"- Yes thank you for acknowledging that I am a couple. By myself. I text myself back so fast it's unbelievable. And you know the dates are really, really good. We have the exact same taste in food, it's crazy. Match made in brain, uhhh in heaven.

  • @Faith-zt3pq

    @Faith-zt3pq

    5 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @LaineyGdoesart
    @LaineyGdoesart5 жыл бұрын

    All the single ladies, all the single ladies. NOW PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

  • @justray8841

    @justray8841

    5 жыл бұрын

    ✋✋

  • @ratboy2

    @ratboy2

    4 жыл бұрын

    ✋✋ CALLING TO OTHER HIGH SCHOOL AGED GIRLS- preferably my friend i met in bio *cOUGH* WHAT HAHAH-

  • @howtoshibe1715

    @howtoshibe1715

    4 жыл бұрын

    ayy TWT

  • @FaizatheTempest

    @FaizatheTempest

    3 жыл бұрын

  • @legrandliseurtri7495

    @legrandliseurtri7495

    3 жыл бұрын

    ✋ Wait no, that's incorrect... Social pressure makes you dumb, confirmed.

  • @valentinahouston221
    @valentinahouston2214 жыл бұрын

    I feel like when companies partner with KZreadrs for sponsorships they expected more of your fluid and subtlety sliding into the ad presentation rather than the "hi here's the sponsorship at the beginning or end of the video to get over it" feel. I never skip your sponsorship plug ins because they're (without fail) entertaining. 20/10

  • @minibean1989
    @minibean19894 жыл бұрын

    No one: Not Even Emily: Highschoolers in my country:*MAKE OUT IN THE TOILETS WHILE I DESPERATELY NEED TO PEEEEE*

  • @rhiannon175

    @rhiannon175

    4 жыл бұрын

    mood

  • @ratboy2

    @ratboy2

    4 жыл бұрын

    Man. And I thought the boys and girls smushing their faces together in the hallways was bad. I've never seen kids taking up bathroom stalls to do it. That really sucks. Sorry y'all have to deal with that bullshit.

  • @hello_world2767

    @hello_world2767

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kalli Xoxiketzalli oh yeah the 6th grade dance had an interesting, *hand holding* incident, loadddsss of fun

  • @ratboy2

    @ratboy2

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@hello_world2767 Oh.

  • @partiallypanduh2807

    @partiallypanduh2807

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hello_world2767 6TH GRADE?? HOW WOULD THEY EVEN-...uh- hold hands?!-at that age..

  • @mackenzieayon2539
    @mackenzieayon25395 жыл бұрын

    I DONT MAKE DEALS WITH PHEASANTS - Emperor Kuzco (llama)

  • @skylarg5233

    @skylarg5233

    5 жыл бұрын

    Quac amole ...a pheasant is a type of bird. Do you mean peasant?

  • @freida_wang
    @freida_wang5 жыл бұрын

    Spicy handholding™

  • @ll-xv1tx
    @ll-xv1tx5 жыл бұрын

    What kind of a second name is as you may or may not know

  • @Cethical
    @Cethical5 жыл бұрын

    Have you watched Netflix’s Love? It’s a show that pretty much goes through the mundane, non-Hollywood details of relationships. Recommend it.

  • @deseuryderia
    @deseuryderia3 жыл бұрын

    Emily: nobody can have a fast relationship- lesbians: *chaotic laughing*

  • @kevaunthesunflower
    @kevaunthesunflower5 жыл бұрын

    I was looking for Emily's channel. Guess this is *NOT EVEN EMILY*

  • @Valkyrinn
    @Valkyrinn5 жыл бұрын

    Did she really make fun of herself for having a wide head? How is that a bad thing? I don't understand. Anyway, hello comment section. Fancy meeting you here.

  • @Jadenbunny1
    @Jadenbunny14 жыл бұрын

    Emily: mingle in the comments? Me: knowing when I read the comments everyone’s gonna fake flirt.

  • @88kiwisinatrenchcoat5
    @88kiwisinatrenchcoat54 жыл бұрын

    Us single people are meant to mingle down here...? Okay then... Anyone wanna sacrifice a goat to our lords and saviors Brad and Chelsey?

  • @oscarwilde3670

    @oscarwilde3670

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not unless you sacrifice your heart to me first ;)

  • @Asmaa_9052

    @Asmaa_9052

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@oscarwilde3670 AWWW

  • @r.7530

    @r.7530

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@oscarwilde3670 your username suits you lmao

  • @bigyikess3400
    @bigyikess34005 жыл бұрын

    I said Yay not even emily posted! And my mom was like wouldnt you be mad that no one posted? Im weakk

  • @nicoleavalon936

    @nicoleavalon936

    4 жыл бұрын

    Omg lmao

  • @wheredayokokogodokutah285

    @wheredayokokogodokutah285

    4 жыл бұрын

    Her name is very amazing Not even Emily is great!

  • @howtoshibe1715

    @howtoshibe1715

    4 жыл бұрын

    lmao ur mom is funny

  • @PSL09
    @PSL095 жыл бұрын

    "my parents would find out and I'd be dead" BRO SAME

  • @marsooutoftheflesh3625
    @marsooutoftheflesh36254 жыл бұрын

    *what do you mean people hold hands before they get married*

  • @ivyg1515

    @ivyg1515

    4 жыл бұрын

    murder

  • @thimeabucescu9473
    @thimeabucescu94735 жыл бұрын

    Why do I know everything about twighlight yet I haven't seen it.

  • @weesalikesmilktea4829
    @weesalikesmilktea48293 жыл бұрын

    Imagine a movie where there is the one couple who everyone worships but they are actually just chillin and tbh are kinda weirded out that people are digging their used tissues out of the garbage but y'know it's cool if it makes them happy they guess

  • @aahimbored4368

    @aahimbored4368

    3 жыл бұрын

    YES- netfix needs to pick up on this idea

  • @tonguebarf
    @tonguebarf5 жыл бұрын

    Queen got hit with that sponsor 😩😩😩

  • @andromedagalaxy4268
    @andromedagalaxy42685 жыл бұрын

    Thank you so much, I've been so annoyed with TV romances for so long 😂😂 I hate how fast everything goes but I think the worst thing is when they absolutely hate eachother at the beginning, then suddenly in the next two hours they love eachother and are living their perfect lives happily ever after??? Like, uhhh????? Not sure if that's?? How that? Works???? But hey, I'm single hmu ;3 😂😂😂

  • @aribahossain6234
    @aribahossain62344 жыл бұрын

    I seriously like the name "Emily Asyoumayormaynotknow" cool surname!

  • @rosem2760
    @rosem27604 жыл бұрын

    “Because I have..(cue the lights).. mild to moderate trust issues.Yaaass.” The mood is real with this one👌🏼

  • @djdixjfncclsiks2619
    @djdixjfncclsiks26195 жыл бұрын

    "Ah shit here we go again."

  • @agamvir5664
    @agamvir56643 жыл бұрын

    The only person who actually manages to make sponsorships interesting.

  • @nunyabusiness7858
    @nunyabusiness78585 жыл бұрын

    Your first sponsor? Nice one Em!!!

  • @girlprophetic9466
    @girlprophetic94664 жыл бұрын

    I've never had a "take it slow" kind of relationship. Super super intense has always worked for me, anything else is too boring for me

  • @alibolink0719
    @alibolink07194 жыл бұрын

    Remember Kids: No Premarital handholding 😎🥳

  • @hiyouriinu
    @hiyouriinu5 жыл бұрын

    I can just imagine Emily waking up in a cold sweat, and write down this video idea. Explaining the entire plot of Twilight

  • @the.legit.batman
    @the.legit.batman4 жыл бұрын

    Low-key, my high school didn't have a hall pass system so coming in class late and not getting in trouble was easy. It all depends on the school...

  • @sakshinandan261
    @sakshinandan2614 жыл бұрын

    And then there is that show that has the relationship start at the end of the series and everything before that was just every fan intensity shipping them hoping it would become cannon soon

  • @theturtlefred2806
    @theturtlefred28062 жыл бұрын

    I feel like in books, tv shows and fandoms they play around with the word love very loosely

  • @shakaibmumtaz
    @shakaibmumtaz5 жыл бұрын

    You are gorgeous, Emily. Keep roasting people girl 😍😍😍

  • @corvid0
    @corvid05 жыл бұрын

    I M N O T D O N E T A L K I N G

  • @illusion9358
    @illusion93584 жыл бұрын

    The reason you are so underrated is because no one understands your beautiful language- Sarcasm. And your humor

  • @keilaromero4533
    @keilaromero45334 жыл бұрын

    Honestly I used hall passes to skip class and pray 👁👄👁 I was too scared to actually skip but too religious to go to class

  • @lainebug0018
    @lainebug00185 жыл бұрын

    And in my school as the couples go up a tier, they become braver. Only the few legendaries dare to make out right in the hallway. In front of everyone. All the time. They have no shame lmao

  • @stantwice2756
    @stantwice27565 жыл бұрын

    Emily is literally so iconic we stan

  • @sunnyigwe878
    @sunnyigwe8784 жыл бұрын

    The best sponsorship thing ever

  • @edengallagher1044
    @edengallagher10444 жыл бұрын

    5:43 ugh I know, in the book he says "I think I started liking you" and they don't say I love you until the end of book 2 and it's so much more special. Like Peter really wouldn't say it that fast

  • @radhikanikam8357
    @radhikanikam83575 жыл бұрын

    Re: the talking phase, I highly recommend the Before Sunrise Trilogy!! 2 people just talking but very well made and not boring!

  • @christina4012

    @christina4012

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oohh What's it about

  • @faygoliker2375
    @faygoliker23755 жыл бұрын

    You forgot lime green for weird kiss on the forehead

  • @gracekline4629
    @gracekline46294 жыл бұрын

    emily is such an underrated youtuber wow

  • @paloma3095
    @paloma30954 жыл бұрын

    not sure wether i should: a) mingle in this comment section b) socialize with my family

  • @musicperson3162
    @musicperson31624 жыл бұрын

    During one time during lunch, in my current time in grade 10, I was just sitting there with some friends in the cafeteria when we smell weed. Then I get up to ask my other friend if she could also smell it and she tells me she could and she also tells me she was walking around the school and when she was going downstairs to the cafeteria and saw a couple, on the stairs. She found the source of the weed. She also found something else. The principal and some staff in the office, and the rest in the cafeteria, and a thing going down on the stairs with a boy and a girl. The couple was probably from whitney pier. At least the boy mostly. Welcome to cape breton. Just fuck on the school stairs and no one gives a shit. Staff will never find you and theyll even let you let then smell of weed travel through the whole school. This did happen in like december so it happened in the grade im still in.

  • @Faith-zt3pq
    @Faith-zt3pq5 жыл бұрын

    That's the best sponsorship skit I've ever seen. Love your videos btw

  • @maureennguni6105
    @maureennguni61053 жыл бұрын

    Thank you so much Emily for making quarantine so much better.

  • @caydi4392
    @caydi43923 жыл бұрын

    no one: no one at all: *Not Even Emily*: the ad during Emily's sponsorship: get audible for-

  • @angelkook972
    @angelkook9725 жыл бұрын

    If I had one chocolate chip cookie left, I would give it to Emily.

  • @kyledsouza1286
    @kyledsouza12864 жыл бұрын

    2:36, that was too specific to not be true

  • @oanamadalinabutaru9862
    @oanamadalinabutaru98625 жыл бұрын

    I skipped classes a lot to see my boyfriend because I wouldn't learn anything in those classes. And it is highly possible for teenagers to skip classes, it's not like someone will punish you for that, you only get an absence, and then you can ask a classmate to give you the lesson you missed. And just so you know, I didn't end up in any trouble and my teachers wouldn't even realize I wasn't there. And it was a good college!

  • @rbuni5300
    @rbuni53004 жыл бұрын

    She is so funny to the point I don’t skip the adds she deserves it I love you

  • @karolwithaz
    @karolwithaz3 жыл бұрын

    For me it went like this: Middle School - I just want to get my education to GTFO from here High School - Crushing on you BUT my education comes first University - Let's date BUT as soon as I graduate I will disappear in order to get my shit together Young 20s - I'm dating around in order to distract myself from my crippling massive student loans that I probably will have to work 2 jobs for the next 10 years to pay off Early 30s - Good news is I no longer have student loans and I can take a vacation any time I am able to BUT bad news is my youth is gone

  • @thelucifero1342
    @thelucifero13424 жыл бұрын

    When someone thought that high schools are like massive wolf squads with one alfa couple? *imagines school full of wolf furrys* Oh f no!

  • @caitlinjopepe541
    @caitlinjopepe5415 жыл бұрын

    I really love your sense of humor, I'm subscribed!

  • @lwtoodleypips580
    @lwtoodleypips5804 жыл бұрын

    6:25 *If my movie was like that.....it would literally be a never ending movie*

  • @gdragonsbiggestfan4006
    @gdragonsbiggestfan40065 жыл бұрын

    Emily I was sad and frustrated but this video made my day. Thanksss

  • @uglyasswhiteboy5082
    @uglyasswhiteboy50824 жыл бұрын

    “TV and movies... are made up.” Me: What? My whole life is a lie..l

  • @polliwog5281
    @polliwog52813 жыл бұрын

    I watch your channel and do my zoom work thanks for keeping me from dying of being bored

  • @priscilamenjivar6741
    @priscilamenjivar67412 жыл бұрын

    I felt that when she said…I’m kind of tired.

  • @MravacKid
    @MravacKid4 жыл бұрын

    Watch more anime, they usually take the "taking it slow" angle to a whole new level. :)

  • @imnotanagitokinnieiswear3845

    @imnotanagitokinnieiswear3845

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ikr have u seen Fruits Basket? They do it really well

  • @someone-jf7vj
    @someone-jf7vj5 жыл бұрын

    Where are my single people??

  • @jemimawebster3905

    @jemimawebster3905

    4 жыл бұрын

    im single

  • @biandanxious3438
    @biandanxious34384 жыл бұрын

    Pause at 10:40 to see the face your dad probably always makes when he’s disappointed.

  • @RicardoMoralesMassin
    @RicardoMoralesMassin4 жыл бұрын

    Okey secodn video I watch, second perfect segue into the AD. It's like a highlight of the video. Impressed. Also I like creators that shut themselves down in a possible relationship with themselves.

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