"Dragonstory youre bad at this game" * dies chasing him*

You are a king for having all this content. While the witch is dead, I crave the classic smite toxicity.

@karmaduck5098

3 жыл бұрын

Literally the only reason I'm here

Shing: "youre just as bad as me" "Shut up" "You're a joke" Anubis player: "DM wtf are you doing man?" DMBrandon: "MY CAR DRIVES ITSELF"

@DmmyV

3 жыл бұрын

I thought this was making fun of him but he legit said that wtf

@hakatapawa7115

3 жыл бұрын

@@DmmyV he said that multiple times

@DmmyV

3 жыл бұрын

@@hakatapawa7115 My car drives itself 🙄

@SlayerFan961

Жыл бұрын

I FUCKING DIED AT THAT PART HAHAHA.

@rayman2935

11 ай бұрын

DM's competence in the game of Smite due to 6 years of experience, earned him the income to afford a Tesla. You losers (like the anubis and thor) can't relate.

find the one where I camped him outside his base with loki and killed his team over and over

@LukeR1M

3 жыл бұрын

Hey man, your contribution to making DM angry will never be forgotten. I appreciate what you've done for the Smite community. You were the hero we needed.

@triggerhappy833

3 жыл бұрын

All hail the hero dragonstory1 the smite champion

@McJoshyJoshJosh69247

3 жыл бұрын

we dont deserve goatstory1

@castformer17

3 жыл бұрын

Hey! Aren't you the racist guy?

@prestongoodman1833

3 жыл бұрын

You did great things out there.

A rare video of bmbrandon playing a character designed to mimic him. The manbaby

@pratimbishnu5954

Жыл бұрын

Ayeee yo don't disrespek my god by comparing him to DM.

@SlayerFan961

11 ай бұрын

Vamana is fairly humble, tho.

'MY CAR DRIVES ITSELF!!'

LMAO "No one should have a fuckling day off" that is the prime mindset of someone who doesnt have to go to work for a living and gets to play games for his.

@dallanaclotter1257

2 жыл бұрын

Not anymore he doesn’t lmao

@keyzzz9798

2 жыл бұрын

@@dallanaclotter1257 and i couldnt be happier

@TheAverageJo3

Жыл бұрын

@@dallanaclotter1257 I hope to one day see him out in the wild working some shit job

@Dualities

Жыл бұрын

Those spl smite boossted youtubers should try that

@Dualities

Жыл бұрын

Brandon never got recognition he deserves meanwhile this other guys get to live the dream live just because they got on spl same 15 people 7 years ina. Row ehat a joke

I hate how some of his teammates listen to him when he tells them do something dumb af and then yells at them for it after they die

“Why fight when there’s nothing to fight for” immediately runs down mid to get a greed kill

@leonardmarks9039

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard

@StarvingPigeon

2 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY WHAT.I JUST POSTED

@Hamieee

2 жыл бұрын

And then calls it a 1 for 1 when it was a 2 for 1 because pos was low from killing Anubis which he just called out

Sometimes when I'm feeling down, I like to watch these videos to remind myself that it could be worse. I could be DMBrandon.

I sure hope his car do drive itself cause this man cant control shit

Love Shing. “Imagine being DMBrandon”. Classic. That comment aged well.

@Dualities

Жыл бұрын

Imagine actually caring about the game and being good at it meanwhile those spl boosted smite na youtubers got it all handed it to them

@SlayerFan961

11 ай бұрын

@@Dualities many SPL players would stomp DM all day every day, and none of them were as toxic for Smite as he ever was, not even weak3n (who's the next toxic thing).

@Dualities

11 ай бұрын

@@SlayerFan961 he knew more about the game 7 years ago then most of ya all do today so

@Dualities

11 ай бұрын

lololol@@SlayerFan961

@SlayerFan961

11 ай бұрын

@@Dualities your beloved subhuman emperor has been permanently banned for 3 years so far, if you like him so much, you can go ahead and join him in hell. Smite needs less subhuman toxic trash like him and you, and we sure as heck don't need such things in our game.

Always an perfect explanation for when he dies but when someone else dies, there's no excuse lmao gotta love it

18.51 "What are they fighting for?" *Immediately dashes in a dies*

@thgkkdeehjk

3 жыл бұрын

Love it

@TDoK54

3 жыл бұрын

Uhmm. You obviously don't know this but uh... his car drives itself so... get wrecked scrub

20:31 He literally says "Where the fuck is my whole team" Then follows the King Arthur who he also said built wrong and doesn't know how to Play Arthur, into their speed buff, like ten seconds later and dies full well knowing his team aren't there. He literally states it HIMSELF. I also love to assume the Cern has zero clue who tf DM or Shing are so he just sees these two arguing like this with the Anubis throwing an occasional one liner at DM, its funnier this way

Im getting depression from how long he keeps buying power pot instead of the speed potion

Man I love Shing. He's so chill even after being one of the best players in the world. Back in the days he and DaGarz were the Thor kings. When Bart and Kelly were still streaming smite. Good old days.

@saranoma6910

7 ай бұрын

boomer

"You're fucking bad at this game dragonstory." As dragonstory escapes what should have been a kill by DM. Then DM dies. Lmao you can't make this up.

DM Lost the chat argument as soon as he referenced the Tesla lol

He tried so hard to justify that blink at 1:30 lmao

@taylordomy3982

2 жыл бұрын

he is actually right there, he did force the issue but only because they are like wtf he blinked?

44:49 You can tell dragonstory (hades) really enjoyed laugh spamming there.

Its funny cuz DS1 actually gets to gm every season by doing off meta strats. The current split pushing meta with apollo is like DS1 signature playstyle

@justinharris2272

3 жыл бұрын

Just like all the shit he said about Frost just for him to make Masters. Theres something sad and interesting about watching a sociopath work their BS

@Bobin10101

3 жыл бұрын

@@justinharris2272 this comment isn’t talking about dmbrandon

@PumaPants248

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bobin10101 He’s comparing how DM was a toxic fuck and said the same shit about DS1 that he did about Frost

@Dualities

3 жыл бұрын

@@justinharris2272 Frost and half the other content creators are a joke anyway. Frost made some videos about DM jsut because it was popular to hate on him so he got them sweet ezz views off of him. Smite ranked is a joke too. why? ranked is mostly time investment...also since Hirez still sleeping on EU and Arena players ranked doesn't mean much anyway. also when u are 4 levels behind u gonna get frustrated. that is how it is. but one thing i blaming and another working oj yourself to be better and giving advice to the team. I don't mind blamers that actually lay the game well. but if you hold the team back and also blame fck you. SPL is basically NA content creators gathering..let's see who can snwoball first...who can get carried by numbers first...but when it comes to the real deal...playing on even playing field...that is a different story. consistency, coutnerbuilding, knowing your weaknesses...resetting fights in Arena, contesting middle in Clash so you can soak experience from booth lanes...

@josephl.4142

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dualities arena is a joke game mode. Figures I’d find DMs lackey sucking him off still on the comments

18:45 "why are you fighting there's nothing to fight for" proceeds to fight seconds later and die

@KillaManReaper2

Жыл бұрын

I feel like there isnt ever a reason to not take a 1v1 in any given lane, at least early. "You arent fighting for anything". You are fighting to kill the other team and put them behind so they dont have the chance to contest objectives, or if they do they are all just dead.

Crazy it’s never Brandon’s fault lmao dude will blame everyone and Jesus before himself🤣

“You’re bad at smite” “No, you’re bad at smite” “I have a Tesla” Grade-A certified dmbrandon moment

Dm saying lets get to the reporting is equal to a karen asking to see the manager

I dont miss this guy

tells the arthur to build into genji's when they have a terra, hades and pos the later two also having bancrofts. He is smart for going anti heal while DM doesnt.

all of a sudden im a shing stan

35:11 insane blink play

Every time he died and had no one to blame for. "It's good that I died because..."

Brandon the type a guy to tell his friend to hop in the driver seat when the cop pulls up.

Lol I love at the beginning where he's like no one should get a day off from school, go to school learn shit...he should take his own advice and actually learn smite LMAO

@user-nz4zq8xd3m

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe he’s that much of a male Karen he actually recommended we eliminate weekends and make school 7 days a week

@TDoK54

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-nz4zq8xd3m just to "improve" his smite experience no less

18:00 a rare instance of DM actually trying to give advice instead of just yelling at people

@Dualities

3 жыл бұрын

way more common they you think. even tho sometimes he gets off as a jerk who wants to blame xd

@captainchaos5705

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dualities True. Watching the videos I definitely see a side of him that pokes through a decent amount of the time that's genuinely helpful. It's just that's so often over-shadowed that it feels sparse

@Dualities

3 жыл бұрын

@@captainchaos5705 or misunderstood. he was a dick sometimes...but to take away his love for the game? that is too much

@captainchaos5705

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dualities I'm not sure about all that. I mean maybe a lifetime ban was a bit much (just taking into account his behavior in game. I've heard some stuff about allegations and all that, but I don't know anything about that situation so I'm ignoring it for the sake of this discussion) but I think he deserved to get some kind of punishment.

@sunflowertheog

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dualities you're delusional

Him finding a way to complain about his team getting a free gold fury is the most insane mental gymnastics I've ever seen.

I'm subbing due to all of the hilarious DM content.

"7 days of school"... Ah yes more reasons to hate him

You're bad at this game dragon story.... you're bad at this game dragon story.... blink hades? .... blink hades gets away, lives....dm dies because he blindly chases and blame team.

It’s just extremely frustrating knowing if someone else was playing vamana and dm was watching he would of instantly been like “this idiot doesn’t even level his ult and loses kill secure because of it, he should never play the game again “ while he does an instant f6 before remembering he’s not in a custom game with his sub groupies . Tool

The legend of BMBranDumb lives on.

one of the very very few people who actually talked shit back and stood up for themselves. WHILE simultaneously fucking DM up. A justified revenge

"this is just bad player bullshit, they're fighting for nothing and dying" proceeds to tower dive the mid and die for no reason and then tries to justify it

"MY CAR DRIVES ITSELF" LOOOOOOOL

40:44 all he had to do was use beads. HE would lived, so focused on other peoples play

@garyoakler6043

3 жыл бұрын

I was wondering why he didn't use beads.

@Josh-cn5yp

3 жыл бұрын

@@garyoakler6043 dm has very slow reactions. Have you seen him He Bo ult into an already-existing ymir wall?

@garyoakler6043

3 жыл бұрын

@@Josh-cn5yp I haven't lol. Just started watching him lol.

@Josh-cn5yp

3 жыл бұрын

@@garyoakler6043 im sure you'll come across it

"No one should have a day off" Says the guy who has 7 days off every week

Hates weekend gamers but now he's gonna have to be one since he's gonna need to clock in those extra hours at mcdonalds during the weekday to try and make those Tesla payments. No community will want him and his channels and social media have been dead for a long time. Good luck with the weekend gaming my dude.

"Nothing to fight for" Dives tower and gets ult killed

I just find it funny that DM is complaining about people trolling yet he keeps trying to run down Poseidon with no Magical Defense...

Keep these coming

please for the love of god post more of these. PLEASE FUCKING GODLY

No guys i didn't miss my blink That blink does so much

WHAT ARE THEY EVEN FIGHTING FOR!? Proceeds to dive a tower just for a kill

Damn people actually watched this guy

"my car drives itself" man really had an ego.

Back when I played Smite in the glory days - we called him “BMBrandon” cause all he would do is talk shit and complain and he could never make a mistake it was always others. Borderline narcissistic - but definitely patronizing. He just thought he was the ultimate authority on Smite because of how involved he was.

@brett3165

7 ай бұрын

not borderline, textbook.

I love how whenever he doesn't have a comeback he just says "I have a tesla" like that is a huge flex or something. What a clown

Dm Brandon actually had a reason to be mad at the anubace never thought I'd agree with him

@MasterChief-dj4bq

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a very creative spelling for Anubis

@xinfinity1147

3 жыл бұрын

@@MasterChief-dj4bq look man my spelling isnt the greatest as u can see😂

@jaredstrange4623

3 жыл бұрын

@@MasterChief-dj4bq this reply has more likes than the comment

@andresyepez8368

3 жыл бұрын

I honestly agree. In the FG fight, Anubis could've secured the FG way before the enemy team got there. He didn't ult the FG...

He is right about one thing. Dragonstory is very annoying to play against lol

who else just rushed to the comment section

@Dualities

3 жыл бұрын

yeah love it. toxicity, competitive spirit, a bunch of misinformation...trying to decide if it is advice or blame...well I don't mind people that know what are they doing to blame...but if you sux at the game and also blame...fck you

left smite due to toxicity and tryhards. watched this video of DM and i feel like i want to puke

@misfortune7448

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@GameSteph

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to any MOBA

DM thought Smite is life of dead situation.

Spends a minute dead and still doesn’t remember to use gold like 5 times

dude hates the weekend but never stood dogged duty weekends that ell make you reconsider

39:40 what the fuck was he doing with that ult? he literally just walked around the phoenix twice.

I wish i could play with brandon. My ganesha adc would be peak

@CornRaked

3 жыл бұрын

Lol sounds like fun too bad he can't play shit anymore

@zackt3904

3 жыл бұрын

@@CornRaked I know, so sad

@Dalterino

3 жыл бұрын

@@zackt3904 i've seen you on that ganesha ADC, sick with the sticks fo sure. DM would have an aneurysm

@mattlukco3717

3 жыл бұрын

I think he’d appreciate my Ah Puch jungle for sure.

@zackt3904

3 жыл бұрын

@@mattlukco3717 haha drop your gamer tag and I’ll run one with you like that 😂

this blink is gonna do alot

Wow so him and Shing have been friends for like years, since 2012 as far as i know.

I wonder what he does now.

and saves shing if he just dashes the kali blink at 25

Scott we love you on behalf of the smite community

Did he say I hate the weekend people should go to school 7 days a week does he not understand how inefficient that would be

I missed the part were he ever corrects himself or let's others do it?

“gg I was the loki” Absolute fucking legend

@CumSmuggler

3 жыл бұрын

@Deucalion Ray bro at the end of the match, in post-lobby

He thinks its better to leave gold fury down, than just take it? How does that make anysense in his odd shaped tiny little head? 😂 wtf

What is more funny is that he calls out shing for playing for 6 years without acomplishing anything,wich is quite ironic considering that shing made SPL(while not ever considered being one of the best) while dm never touched it,nor was DM ever in the top 1% of players or even considered of being there

Omg the only come back he has is my car drives its self lmao

Next time im getting ulted by Hades, I will ignore him!

he could have full killed daji in the jung at 20 mins if he just fulled kitted her with his dash, then hes not 10%hp and still ulting, still gonna lose the fight

I knew about DM and how he was thanks to Weak3n's video roasting him but i didn't know the full extent of degeneracy that is DMBrandon. Banning from Smite isn't enough give him the Hunter Moore treatment.

@Dualities

3 жыл бұрын

they took away his love for the game and career over 2 days of sexual accusations. sad

@guitargodxbox22

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dualities for sure

@danisfrogs180

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dualities they took away his love for the game and career over 2 days of sexual accusations. sad

@Dualities

2 жыл бұрын

@@danisfrogs180 pretty much yea

@Dualities

2 жыл бұрын

@@danisfrogs180 stupid hirez ,olympians and social media youtubers. Frost that made 5 videos about him was literally her boyfriend lmao.a sn the girl eho started this literally post her own nudes on twitter

This man dies so then wishes his team to die with him lol

Was this guy ever happy playing? Bro responded to being called a joke with: “MY CAR DRIVES ITSELF”

32:25 he blames Anubis for losing them a team fight who died 30 seconds before he decided to dive their whole team 😂😂

Lmao thank you for this

Its so goofy how hard he prioritized mid camps

Whatever happened to Mikhail. Guy said he was suicidal to me in a ranked lobby and I havn't seen him in 2 season Sadge

@Streetzzz

3 жыл бұрын

Probably stopped playing or lost interest

they lost cause he decided to go push lane when whole team doing fg and nobody zoning. talking abt builds, he got creamed by pos late game lmao. trident doing 1k plus damage and even then missing autos. haha dm oh dm.. he played 20mins well then he decides to go farm instead of fg. if he had zoned or go to fg and help team do fg while shing and arthur zoned would have collected two kills and fg and end game. and whts up with his build ? getting half creamed by a daji who was feeding earlier.

@andresyepez8368

3 жыл бұрын

I think so too but Anubis should've melted that FG, that's like the one thing Anubis is good at smh.

I fucking love shing lmfao

My car drives it’s self

My car drives itself, lol

.....hades terra and doesn’t rush brawlers.....

yo shing kinda murdered him there, lmao

My car drives itself 38.06 Well, not anymore cuz he is broke now...

This dude has no freaking chill. It’s a video game guy. Not everyone plays this as religiously as you do. People play for fun. They don’t memorize every iota of information. Brandon has some serious issues

I thought I had problems lol

He’s so toxic it’s funny asf

good on shing taking the L for the team

This dude 3 way split duo wave and stole creeps off of a fat wave after they had gotten ganked and then wonders how they couldve fell behind. 11:30

Not shing

bruh the shit after 20:00 is priceless

35:04 I think he kills him if he kept boots. lol

@karmak8685

3 жыл бұрын

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