This video came out before my wife and I were married, but had started dating. 10 years, two kids, two dogs, two houses, and many times later, and we still say half of these lines to each other on a regular basis

@highstimulation2497

Жыл бұрын

I do this with my best friend. jesus is a raisin. you haaaaaaave a whole bunch of fish in your bathroom WITH you!!

@neogramps

Жыл бұрын

My wife loves apple juice - every time she asks for a glass i reply "Apple juice for half price". She has never seen this video

@KG-th3cr

Жыл бұрын

@@neogramps I say that at the store when I see apple juice and my family thinks I'm a psychopath lol.

@aph0gen

Жыл бұрын

Same

@sniperslim

Жыл бұрын

is it safe to say you’re happy in paraguay?

this video was pulled from the depths of my memory when i saw apple juice that was, indeed, half price. almost made me cry, remembering how much my father loved this video

It's been a decade, and every time I pull up to a drive through and they ask me what I want, I'm still tempted to tell them "Four hundred and fifty fuckin' hard boiled eggs"

@highstimulation2497

Жыл бұрын

I'LL pay you to do that and livestream it or somethin

@phildobson5544

Жыл бұрын

I'll still randomly blurt out in public "Who painted my ass white?"

@sniperslim

Жыл бұрын

a pound of relish and an anchovy would kick ass

@DW-indeed

Жыл бұрын

@@phildobson5544 It's time to poo

@MadSpectre47

Жыл бұрын

@@sniperslim Warp me to Halifax

In my job, I used to get calls from these small businesses that I had to prospect and sell, so I’d have to get them to explain what they do exactly, which often made no sense. So in my notes, I’d type, “installs styrofoam nuns” in those cases.

@raven4k998

2 жыл бұрын

shit go the fuck away

Can't fucking listen to Tom Sawyer anymore without hearing "Apple juice... for half price!" in my head.

@TheABElia

8 жыл бұрын

Alex Lifeson wouldn't want it any other way I'm sure!

I've watched this so many times that when my boss asked me if I was happy I answered 'happy in Paraguay' without even thinking.

A decade later and this is still infinitely quotable. "I gotta piss so... real bad", "Apple juice, for half price", and "Go the fuck away... go away" are now an integral part of my vocabulary.

@JustenGC

Жыл бұрын

"I need to piss soon*... real bad"

The 'fax it to each other' and 'cheddar cheese' lines still kill me to this day

The Rush, the shotgun cocking sound with the shirt and the apple juice for half price makes me laugh just as hard no matter how many times I watch it. Pure genius.

@GeorgeTsiros

9 ай бұрын

The video is shown to be 11 years old Your comment is 13 years old Go home youtube you're drunk

I love that the last line in the video is easily the most fantastic and isn't even derived from the video - Data's offscreen, so they just put in whatever they wanted there. And what they wanted to put in was, "Fuck a fruit basket." God bless these guys.

I've watched this video at least 15 times, and I just now figured out that what Data says after Geordi says "Haiku" again is actually a haiku. Mind = blown. DJO = legendary.

"Captain, the French are about to kick my ass" still gets me after all this time.

Twelve years later, and I'm still coming back to this.

APPLE JUICE, FOR HALF PRICE

@nickcarter4006

3 жыл бұрын

I WANT A DJO SNES DRUNK CROSS OVER I DONT KNOW HOW IT WORKS I JUST KNOW THAT I WANT IT

I love that patrick stewart quoted this one!

@Ruprect44

10 жыл бұрын

Really? Cool! Link?

@Baopand

10 жыл бұрын

Ruprect44 twitter.com/SirPatStew/status/239999775171293184

@Ruprect44

10 жыл бұрын

Bailey260012 Hahaha. That's awesome!

@aMiyafuji

6 жыл бұрын

Oh my. I clicked that just as the line came up.

@negascoot23

6 жыл бұрын

Sir Patrick is just that fucking awesome💗 He's one of those serious, respected, Shakespearean actors who nobody realizes is also a comedic genius... Watch him as a gay interior decorator in Jeffrey, or his VO work on American Dad--he's got better timing than most professonal comedians.

"We'll put on Zeppelin an eat cheddar cheese." is the line that got me hooked. Mad props.

@kateshiningdeer3334

2 жыл бұрын

Frankly, sounds like a fun date night to me...

@cannedcatfood

Жыл бұрын

Did you water your airport, Jim?

This is one of the greatest things that the internet has ever spit out in my direction. The best part is that you've actually watched TNG enough to get their voices right. I can't believe it's only been 10 years, honestly it seems like I've been laughing at this for twice as long. Thanks for the joy!

This is still the best thing on the internet! :P

@esaedvik

9 жыл бұрын

Can't argue with that :D Love misheard lyrics stuff too :D

@dr1096

9 жыл бұрын

My IQ dropped 10pts watching this

@patronsaintofpoison

9 жыл бұрын

I wholeheartedly agree. As does the Fruit Basket.

@MrxDeeds

9 жыл бұрын

is that mom

@GROENAASMusic

7 жыл бұрын

Totally agree, Jerry. Even though your comment is 2 years old. :p

It's the middle of the stupid COVID-19 pandemic, and I need to laugh so freaking bad. This never fails to bring me to hysterical tears. Thank you SO much for making this.

@ArcMedicalResearch

2 жыл бұрын

"it's the middle of the stupid COVID-19 pandemic" posted 2 years ago I wither

We uploaded this on December 2, 2009 at 6:44 AM

The way he says "You're crazy" matches up so well with his body movement, I end up looping that part at least 3 times per viewing it makes me laugh that much.

years later this is still the shit APPLE JUICE!

@KG-th3cr

7 жыл бұрын

At half price!

Ok, so its been like 10 years since I first saw this. I just watched it again and yes, its still hilarious

years later - this is still hilarious - love me some DJO

Two things: One, don't watch these while eating. I almost suffocated. Two, I work at a grocery store and every time I walk by the apple juice I bust out laughing hysterically and I can't properly explain why to my coworkers.

I've watched the majority of these TNG videos but keep returning to this one. It does have a certain charm. My favorite parts keep changing. I really like how angry the feringi is when he says "you have a whole bunch of fish in your bathrOOM" although Jesus is a Raisin revolutionized my spirituality altogether.

Somebody in my Facebook feed had asked her Facebook friends "Can someone send me a link to something that'll make me laugh" and I of course came to this video immediately to grab a link. Hopefully, she'll love me forever :-) I decided to come back over and watch this video again and BOY does it still hold up!! Indeed, still one of the very best videos on all of KZread (and I mean that)!

ok well after research that line picard says at 0:24 - 0:28 is from the song hero by Mariah Carey feat. Luciano Pavarotti and the line he says is "E vuoi dimenticare" which translated from italian to "and you want to forget"

@trenttrent3228

3 жыл бұрын

My hero!

All these years later and I’m still watching this. Top quote for me has to me “You and me in Japan. Watch me Dance”

i can never hear the song tom sawyer or look at apple juice without saying APPLE JUICE FOR HALF PRICE! damn you!

@TheRainblossoms

5 жыл бұрын

It's a very real problem. You're not the only one who has it.

@kellyweingart3692

5 жыл бұрын

🎵apple juice🎵

@kellyweingart3692

5 жыл бұрын

“Fuck a fruitbasket” 😂😂

@SRSOS

5 жыл бұрын

lol

It doesn't matter how many times I watch these, I still laugh my ass off every time.

five years still watch this every day and i love it. not every day but. a lot. i still laugh. always

“Warp me to Halifax !” In 2020!! 😎

"Ever scratch yourself til you have a hole in your bag?" Gets me every time. hahahahahahaha

I have not seen this in maybe about a year and going back to it I realize this is my favorite DJO video! I'm amazed at how many of the DEEPLY classic DJO lines this one video contains!

@OrangeRangerVideos

7 жыл бұрын

This is widely considered their best work. This is the one that got noticed on Attack of the Show (which in turn led to their AotS video).

@voicetube

7 жыл бұрын

I'm absolutely not surprised. Although for me, there are a lot of other favorites that come pretty close.

I still come back periodically to rewatch. This is one of my old school favorites 🍎

@richardgadberry8398

2 ай бұрын

"Captain, the French are about to kick my ass."

Still as hilarious today as it was when new ♥️ I used to have the ‘put on zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese’ line painted on the wall of my party den. Ah good times…

This may be my favorite.. it's the one I always seem to come back to when I need a DJO fix.

I love the "gun noises" that occur when Picard adjusts his clothes. Brilliant.

I love DJO's Star Trek Next Generation videos. They crack me up. I remember seeing this one when it first came out. Its still funny 10 years later.

I saw the actual episode on tv to day and quoted along to it, I was dying! Still my favorite video on the internet!

Bad lip reading ain't got shit on this.

@BlazeHedgehog

6 жыл бұрын

Bad Lip Reading is some of the same people tho

@toastyplatters70

6 жыл бұрын

BLR is from Los Angeles and DJO is Canadian. They don't sound the same, either. Makes me wonder...

"I have a business installing styrofome nuns" this is the most epic thing anyone has ever said lmfao

My wife and I still can't say "Apple juice" without one of us yelling "FOR HALF PRICE!" Also we can't listen to Tom Sawyer without yelling it.

"Why don't we have some fries? Buh, buh, check me out, I'm obviously made of fish...abdomen and some dried fish..."

@raven4k998

2 жыл бұрын

I need to go piss really soon very bad

I have a business Installing Styrofoam nuns Fuck a fruit basket It's actually a haiku! Genius.

@dasoulfoodbuffet

6 жыл бұрын

Holy shitbags, I never realized that till I read your comment just now LOL! Damn, these DJO dudes are some magical fucking bastards

Even in 2020 the worst year in the history of ever this still warms my cold dark heart.

Oh god, I've been watching this every day for like a week now and I still get teary eyes from laughing ... It's just brilliant.

Remember when "Top Comments" meant top fucking comments? Fuck this Orwellian secret math, there are FOUR LIGHTS!!!!

@deathgnomes

8 жыл бұрын

Three.

@mef1975

8 жыл бұрын

it's apple juice! 1:02 please fax me some... 2:38

@Michael_Smith-Red_No.5

7 жыл бұрын

It's not Orwellian. It's Cardassian. Now give me that fucking egg.

@TheReaverOfDarkness

7 жыл бұрын

"So tell me, are there five lights or four?" "Go fuck a fruitbasket man, nobody cares about your goddamn lights, geez!" (Picard sticking it to the man)

" have a sheep... doing roofing... over at my house.... doing roofing.... drop in sometime.... we'll put on Zeppelin and eat Cheddar Cheese." Definitely my favorite line of the whole thing I give this video a 5/5.

Thanks to DJO for the hole in my bag.

Lines that still live rent free in my head to this day: -Warp me to Halifax -Happy? happy in Paraguay! -You and me in Japan, watch me dance -I like haiku!

I wish there was a full version of the "Apple juice for half price" song lol

@rainbowbrite6046

7 жыл бұрын

someone could probably take the apple juice lines and make a song starting with that XD i cant fucking breathe XDDD

The fact that this video has only 17K likes is criminal. This is STILL the best thing on the internet!

This is always the one that makes me laugh so hard I cry. Every fucking time. Also whoever does your Worf is my hero.

watch me eat 450 fuckin hard boiled eggs

@ThatGuyBrian

9 жыл бұрын

+Sarah Law A pound of relish and an anchovy would kick ass.

@fallenseraph3256

9 жыл бұрын

+That Guy...Brian There are too many penguins eating lunch-shiit...

@fallenseraph3256

9 жыл бұрын

+That Guy...Brian Ebwoi-yeemen-tikareh~ (my best rendition I can manage...)

@ThatGuyBrian

9 жыл бұрын

Gabrielle Townsend Whuzzhappenin'?

@fallenseraph3256

9 жыл бұрын

That Guy...Brian END GAMES

That is perhaps the best thing I've seen in a long time. Amazing, poetic nonsense. I can't stop watching it. Apple juice! For half price!

Everytime someone burps: "I can smell that, my van's in pieces"

Love these Trek dubs. Whenever I get interrupted by my phone ringing at work, before I answer I always say “Go the f*ck away” like Geordi does on this one 😂

"Captain, the French are about to kick my ass."

This is incredible. "I have a sheep doing roofing over at my house. Come and drop in. We'll put on Zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese." I can't stop watching this.

This video is over eight years old, and my wife and I STILL turn to each other and say the lines. We can never say “FIVE!” In a normal voice. Thanks for the memories DJO.

These are the best re-dubs I have ever seen! Subscribed!

Can’t believe it’s been 11 years since I stumbled upon this! Been loving your videos ever since, f*** a fruit basket!

Still cracks me up

It's called "DJO Theme" - imaginative name, I know. The full version is only 1 minute long so we never posted the audio anywhere. We made it to go with the intro animation. You can hear a better version at the start of "Eat That Thing". Apple Juice.

@smiththers2

4 жыл бұрын

ever do any more of these with startrek? this is so funny!

Years and years later I still love this video

These videos are my favourite memory of spending time with my dad lol. We had gotten high for the first time together (weed) and could not stop laughing until tears were streaming from our eyes.

There is so much here that still kills me. "...Cheddar cheese", the random Worfism @0:35, the shotgun racking each time Picard fixes his shirt (& Tom Sawyer), the whiny Ferengi (Heeeeey....), the belch...

Behold, pay respects to clearly one of the best vidyas on the Tube. PS. Someone must create ringtone of "apple juice, for half price"

i love that people still love this. i saw it back in '09 and its still just as funny

One of the best videos on the Internet. Enjoy your stay.

Still faxing apple juice 10 years later

APPAJOOCE

@AnotherPostcard

10 жыл бұрын

FO HAF PRICE

@kellyweingart3692

5 жыл бұрын

“You and me in Japan...watch me dance”

@kellyweingart3692

5 жыл бұрын

“KILL GEORDI!”

@kellyweingart3692

4 жыл бұрын

“Mind if I...fuck around in your attic?”

@kellyweingart3692

4 жыл бұрын

“Jesus is a raisin”

you're awesome, please never stop making these videos

LOL - I'm just amazed at how synchronized the dubbing is, and it's still really funny - good job! :)

"how many fish heads?" "five!" "you're crazy..."

2019 anyone??

@MirrorMonolith

4 жыл бұрын

yep, still the best one

@Thespanglerangler

4 жыл бұрын

You crazy woman?

@MirrorMonolith

4 жыл бұрын

You shut up!!

@danmcdaid

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck a fruit basket

@pronstorestiffi

4 жыл бұрын

2020 represent.

I have watched this so many times. It never gets old.

I never get tired of these....

Sometimes when I visit people in their home I'll ask "Mind if I... Fuck around in your attic?" on the off-chance they get the reference. Nobody yet. Someday.

I have a sheep doing roofing at my house too!

I probably pissed my pants laughing when I watched this.....thank you...that's the best laugh I've had in a while!!

The thing that still does it for me is the cracking sound effect every time Picard tugs on his tunic, and ESPECIALLY in the Tom Sawyer intro.

DJO has made me obsessed with drinking apple juice IRL

you can disable the subtitles P to the S

@leifkvenvolden4076

3 жыл бұрын

hello

@i9incher

3 жыл бұрын

Woah. This is a rare find

@Circuitssmith

3 жыл бұрын

Ohhhhh, random incorrect dubbing is TIGHT!

Nearly eight years old and still awesome.And i nearly choked to death on my yogurt watching this

You are a man of one book, one giant compilation of books ;)

"we'll put on zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese" CLASSIC

this is so fucking quotable

This video still makes apple juice and faxes it to me.

Seriously, I watch this every day at least once. No matter how bad life can be at the time this just cheers me up :D

Did you water your airport, Jim?

FYI, Patrick Stewart has seen this. He's quoted it on twitter. How amazing is that?

I watch this video 10 times a day while sitting at my day job..

this will always be relevant in my heart

Discovered you guys back in '06. You still make me laugh. :D I'm not sure if BLR directly copied you, but either way I think you guys are funnier and better overall.

Goddamn. At least 50% of the views on this video are from me. Also, for those interested: Star Trek: The Next Generation "Force of Nature" Season 7, Episode 9

The first time I identified the beginning scene during a Next Gen rewatch, I was elated and naturally quoted this video over the dialog.

Still on my mind years later