Divorce Monologue

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Craigie-wood!

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  • @richardgaines9450
    @richardgaines94507 жыл бұрын

    Craig is a National Treasure.........a once in a lifetime talent ----- a perfect blend of musicality, wit, charm, charity, class and intelligence.........America is blessed to have had him on TV .........too bad he quit..........

  • @HFHalvorsen

    @HFHalvorsen

    4 жыл бұрын

    Agreed! And the only one that was so smart and rapid enough to keep up with Robin Williams :-) I have never seen RW elsewhere, laugh out loud as he did in company with Craig.

  • @HiyoruMikiyazoya

    @HiyoruMikiyazoya

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@HFHalvorsen he had robin Williams cackling. What a great interview. On the subject, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles both had him in stitches for his Whose Line Is It Anyway appearance, if you haven't seen it check it out

  • @Fee212

    @Fee212

    4 ай бұрын

    I know. We have him back where he belongs. ♥️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♥️

  • @MrMiD.Life.Crisis
    @MrMiD.Life.Crisis2 жыл бұрын

    What a legend. On any other video on KZread people would say 'was this recorded on a potato', and i would say the obvious - 'don't like it, don't watch it'. I love the fact that everyone's here for the laughs. It could be a still photo with just sound but I wouldn't care. If I can hear Craig, I know I'm going to laugh!

  • @latheofheaven

    @latheofheaven

    2 жыл бұрын

    Actually, I think potatoes get a bad rap... Especially if you try to use them as a camera...

  • @moharm09
    @moharm0912 жыл бұрын

    whenever I watch old CF videos I find it strange without geoff peterson

  • @seymourbuttz6419
    @seymourbuttz64194 жыл бұрын

    "I've been divorced twice!" *audience laughs*

  • @benadams3569
    @benadams35694 жыл бұрын

    I had forgotten Craig used Angela Lansbury for Paul McCartney lol

  • @CasssWhit
    @CasssWhit11 жыл бұрын

    He talks about Paul McCartney's wife only wanting the left shoes...then in "How To Train Your Dragon" he says that trolls only steal your left socks....

  • @fredericmoresmau4303

    @fredericmoresmau4303

    4 жыл бұрын

    I Lost in Life In Life by measuring brain health and HAppiness I am a Looser

  • @numero9

    @numero9

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's actually because Heather Mills had her left leg amputated below the knee and wore a prosthetic since 1993. Kind of an ending punch after the salvo of jokes about her greediness.

  • @TheMelbournelad

    @TheMelbournelad

    3 жыл бұрын

    I totally missed that in the movie lol a troll using trolls. So meta

  • @mmmodafoca
    @mmmodafoca3 жыл бұрын

    Only Ferguson can start a monologue talking about Divorce and end up talking shit about morning radio Dj's.. i fucking miss this sort of random talk comedians.

  • @LoveKaty92
    @LoveKaty9211 жыл бұрын

    "You're going to heeeeell, no you're going!" LOL !!

  • @staidenofanarchy
    @staidenofanarchy12 жыл бұрын

    his michael caine impression is hilarious

  • @TheHouseOffice
    @TheHouseOffice5 жыл бұрын

    I miss Craig's recurring jokes like feeding the hobos chicken. Etc. This show was a special gem for long time viewers.

  • @chrisanon2560
    @chrisanon25603 жыл бұрын

    He looked over and I expected a gay robot to answer. Nope, this was an old show filmed before gay people existed.

  • @flint9889
    @flint98893 жыл бұрын

    You can hear is strong Scottish accent in the early vids

  • @pukeyourguts
    @pukeyourguts8 жыл бұрын

    fuck he's just so so so good. damn shame he's gone

  • @amateurwave3593

    @amateurwave3593

    8 жыл бұрын

    he's on a new history show called join or die!!!

  • @philippedesaulniers
    @philippedesaulniers12 жыл бұрын

    she wants half his shoes, just the left ones. Laughed my ass off!

  • @doubleT84

    @doubleT84

    5 жыл бұрын

    Wait, after that, all the right ones are left.

  • @ericmansmith6423

    @ericmansmith6423

    5 жыл бұрын

    Some people didn't get it

  • @ashabdrah
    @ashabdrah10 жыл бұрын

    Love you Craig.... Please don't leave the show.... #CraigFerguson

  • @1TrueJuliet

    @1TrueJuliet

    9 жыл бұрын

    Aishah Abdul Rahman I discovered him too late. I first found him in 2011. He left 3 years later, just when I was really starting to love him. How could you _doo_ this to me, Craig?!

  • @Puss1man

    @Puss1man

    7 ай бұрын

    hey man he left

  • @imok999
    @imok99912 жыл бұрын

    That's an awesome michael caine impression.

  • @zombenut
    @zombenut4 жыл бұрын

    Wish he was still doing this way more than Colbert or Kimmel.

  • @IMakeEpicSAMmiches
    @IMakeEpicSAMmiches12 жыл бұрын

    When he said he was competing against dolly parton I was waiting for Geoff to say "my favorite is ms. Dolly Parton" sadly this was in the pre-Geoff era

  • @phaysyk
    @phaysyk9 жыл бұрын

    Suck that he is gone....

  • @JustusPaul1

    @JustusPaul1

    7 жыл бұрын

    +RUMBOOM England was only good under the stewarts anyways

  • @indigosubmarine8138

    @indigosubmarine8138

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ya know I won't suck that he is gone where you want me to suck you power drunk ass

  • @737mg
    @737mg11 жыл бұрын

    Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney ?

  • @2HRTS1LOVE
    @2HRTS1LOVE8 жыл бұрын

    Michael Caine was quite the hottie in his day, tall and blond. And I miss Craig! I wish he would come back somehow, maybe he just got tired of the grind and wants to enjoy his money, can't blame him, but he's in a class by himself.

  • @robm1639

    @robm1639

    8 жыл бұрын

    +OGSpaceCadet He has a show on the History Channel, I think.

  • @ronanphillips708
    @ronanphillips7083 жыл бұрын

    I hope you’re glad to know that i am your 1000th subscriber

  • @CrazyBlonde2393
    @CrazyBlonde239311 жыл бұрын

    Craig, a lot of people are obsessed with you

  • @mahiligsainit
    @mahiligsainit11 жыл бұрын

    while waiting for new uploads by onechrime2 . tnx for this

  • @peticco
    @peticco15 жыл бұрын

    nice! Please put up more.

  • @UKISOCIETY
    @UKISOCIETY11 жыл бұрын

    Frosty, Bingo and Wheeze!

  • @danielmatlock4674
    @danielmatlock467410 жыл бұрын

    Craigywood.

  • @NotStuckJustResting
    @NotStuckJustResting13 жыл бұрын

    I would so go to Craigie-wood!

  • @Apipoulai
    @Apipoulai11 жыл бұрын

    Court TV FTW!

  • @jedcauffield1858
    @jedcauffield18588 жыл бұрын

    So who wants to build Craigywood with me? :D

  • @SGTBizarro
    @SGTBizarro6 жыл бұрын

    5:44 I thought my computer was making noises.

  • @ShieldsJustice

    @ShieldsJustice

    3 жыл бұрын

    SGTBizarro Even worse - I thought it was my iPad 😂

  • @mguerra79
    @mguerra79 Жыл бұрын

    «Graigywood!» «I might have it right now!»

  • @carvermckay
    @carvermckay7 жыл бұрын

    3:34 back in my day I plucked more birds than Col. Saunders

  • @ginberryblue
    @ginberryblue12 жыл бұрын

    Michael Caine --"Back in my day I plucked more birds than Col. Sanders." XD

  • @heydaygirl12
    @heydaygirl1212 жыл бұрын

    "Do not judge me! I am just reporting!"

  • @Webotec
    @Webotec11 жыл бұрын

    5:46 fucking "windows bing" tripped me as balls. Thought someone was doing something nasty from inside.. BTW.. Craig-o'Scotch-ish Ferguson is da man!

  • @benadams3569

    @benadams3569

    4 жыл бұрын

    I had to back it up more than once to make sure I heard it

  • @johnzengerle7576
    @johnzengerle75763 жыл бұрын

    The moment of silence in the strip clubs is hilarious.

  • @Jessica0709
    @Jessica070914 жыл бұрын

    Please join my Facebook group "Give Craig Ferguson an Emmy for The Late Late Show!!" ;)

  • @mattmattmatt6700
    @mattmattmatt67004 жыл бұрын

    Miss ya.

  • @tapiten
    @tapiten2 жыл бұрын

    They have us drunks going and coming.

  • @annabrown9670
    @annabrown96703 жыл бұрын

    TRUST ME I'M A LAWYER 😉

  • @idkyetdou
    @idkyetdou11 жыл бұрын

    But Denver is before Philly...

  • @Zetsuke4
    @Zetsuke43 жыл бұрын

    lol michael caine

  • @degeneral1
    @degeneral13 жыл бұрын

    is that a window air conditioning unit in the set window? 3:57

  • @unloveableandre

    @unloveableandre

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, so weird.

  • @joebryant5537
    @joebryant55378 жыл бұрын

    Craig on a stick lol

  • @misstigermilk
    @misstigermilk2 жыл бұрын

    I had a relatively easy divorce because I decided not to be greedy and vindictive and use my energy to move on. Not always possible given a person's unique circumstances but I have probably made more money in my career after the divorce freed of a bad relationship than I ever would have made in a divorce settlement.

  • @It_is_Tyler
    @It_is_Tyler8 жыл бұрын

    Why did he leave 😫

  • @Lzuniga317

    @Lzuniga317

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Tyler D He had come to the amount of time he had wanted to do the show for, he lasted 2 more years because they asked him to stay.

  • @brendar9363
    @brendar93638 жыл бұрын

    I don't think Drew Carey ever followed through on that engagement. And I loved his comment. When the relationship ended, he stated he still planned to enhance his son's life. Yuck. Just yuck. Watch Craig's tribute to his Dad and learn.

  • @potmki6601

    @potmki6601

    4 жыл бұрын

    Maybe I lose ability to speak English, or just can't grab a context, but I don't know what it means

  • @calfd983
    @calfd9838 жыл бұрын

    so funny

  • @LeoniaCunha
    @LeoniaCunha11 жыл бұрын

    Shit.... we can't see it anymore :/

  • @jqyhlmnp
    @jqyhlmnp2 жыл бұрын

    Drew Carey is single

  • @ljplexus
    @ljplexus16 жыл бұрын

    ahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

  • @manningpaul
    @manningpaul3 жыл бұрын

    Fun Fact: Emanuel Swedenborg was actually born in Sweden. Download his latest book “Heaven & Hell” for free at swedenborg.com. You no it makes NO cents.

  • @Zetsuke4
    @Zetsuke43 жыл бұрын

    did he have a divorce?

  • @allanmoncrieff5579

    @allanmoncrieff5579

    3 жыл бұрын

    3 in total

  • @m_tias
    @m_tias4 жыл бұрын

    When there were 69 comments until I commented...

  • @nicetry1183
    @nicetry11833 жыл бұрын

    BAD PLAYBACK

  • @swtsngr85
    @swtsngr859 жыл бұрын

    He's correct. Heather was a b_tch!

  • @loftinsmith
    @loftinsmith8 жыл бұрын

    They didn't give him 11:30

  • @wii2050
    @wii205011 жыл бұрын

    Divorce lawyers don't always go to hell, because god's moral compass is broken. God is mercyful and saves even the most horrible people if they repent before they die. Mercyful god is not just god.

  • @vaxx9922

    @vaxx9922

    7 жыл бұрын

    And God is not real

  • @potmki6601

    @potmki6601

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Vax, metaphorically speaking

  • @sblack48

    @sblack48

    4 жыл бұрын

    God doesn't exist. The universe was created by The Great Pumpkin. I know. It's in a book and the book says it's true so it must me.

  • @cw1294
    @cw12943 жыл бұрын

    The laugh track is cringe, love CF though

  • @WeeFreeMan78

    @WeeFreeMan78

    3 жыл бұрын

    No laugh track mate, he had a live audience, 110 people a show

  • @lucyhurst2534

    @lucyhurst2534

    4 ай бұрын

    Idiot.

  • @alangee7290
    @alangee72903 жыл бұрын

    Jesus, that was tasteless, unlike Ferguson.

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