27:20 the way he says "and just suddenly I'm falling" will never not be fucken hilarious

"...worth it. We have so much room for activity." kills me everytime

When mark says the title : " The day I broke my ass " I'm like : " This is gonna be good "

@ianmintz12806

8 ай бұрын

So fucking hilarious!

In an alternate timeline Mark uttered 8 words “Hi I’m Mark Fischbach and Welcome to Jackass!”

These three have had so many close encounters with death I’m convinced that God will literally not let them die.

It sucks that they deleted these videos.

@baconator2484

Жыл бұрын

i wonder why tho

@damienbastings

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't say deleted, more like privated

@bryanadkins6776

Жыл бұрын

@@damienbastings The difference is largely academic unless the videos are unprivated.

@noahkline4263

Жыл бұрын

@@baconator2484 because it isn't his content. Shamelessly stealing just for free-easy views and likes. Could be why 💁🏻‍♂️

@kylefratini2833

Жыл бұрын

​@noahkline4263 this isn't about the re-uploads. They meant the episodes from the official channel were removed

Let's be honest, those sirens Mark and those other 2 guys heard were probably an ambulance that was called for the dude who shattered his ribcage.

@vasudhajaiswal3572

3 ай бұрын

That actually a great theory

@alexbowlin7044

3 ай бұрын

nah, it was the mortuary van, still for that guy though

@certifiedtrainboy

Ай бұрын

@@alexbowlin7044 LMFAO, yeah. Bro didn't make it back to his dorm. ☠

@31:50 the way Mark says “no” just destroyed me. I had to pause the video for five minutes until I could stop laughing. 😂

Bob: “talking to you college freshman!” Me (playing minecraft): 😟 *gasp* I feel seen

16:52 the way mark narrates this part cracks me up for no reason

I'm convinced that Mark put all his points into Endurance.

@kellyrajczak1087

10 күн бұрын

Endurance and Luck!!😂

I don't remember when this happened, but I was either late teens, early 20s. My parents and I were driving to Orangeburg, SC from Conway, SC, and I drove the whole way. I was in the right lane, probably going somewhere between 55-65 mph, when all of the sudden my lane ends, no warning whatsoever. No sign, no arrows on the road, NOTHING. I look around, there's a car to my left, and grass straight ahead, so I have two options, get around the car on the left, or slow down, drive into the grass, and wait until I can get back on the road. What do I do? Well, at that age, option 2 was the farthest thing from my mind, so I gunned it, and got around the other car. I gave my parents a few more grey hairs, and a heart attack in the process, but I got around the other car no problemo.

Wade: I think Mark had a story that led to another... Bob Earlier in the episode: ...Was that before, or after, your bed was lofted?

17:40 And so, we learn how and why Mark stayed so short He had an Elric syndrome, of all his weight being mashed into his shoulder, keeping him from growing

Thank you! Please upload more!

This episode was great, so funny, such great stories, but God damn Mark's announcement that he killed his Go XLR had me wheezing and i dont know why it was so funny to me. Idk, just the way he was like, "Welp, I killed it. She's dead - it's so fucking dead," had me dying 😂

7:05 - The Day I Broke My Ass 20:15 - lofting the Beds 32:32 - The Longest Coldest Shittiest Night

@gigikitty4884

8 ай бұрын

I Love The Lofting The Beds Story

Awesome! I LOVED these videos, they were easy to listen to, and it was entertaining to see these guys bob up and down when speaking. Certainly not a lot of un-neccessary ads.

Man, some episodes... I really wish we had the Spotify with video when they came out we have now. This one and Bob's Fridge are probably on the top of the list.

I feel like if there were/are parkour classes, not sure if they are a thing; I'd assume, like the first day, would be *no parkour* and just exercise Like practicing the rolls, how to keep your body from becoming a pretzel And then you start hopping over small things, fences or gardens, to eventually slow roll into curbs, windows, 1 story, and so on

@kylefratini2833

Жыл бұрын

Funny enough, on the mirror's edge episode of gametheory, they went to an actual parkour class. It was basically what you described. Although there were a few practical courses, none of it was on the level of what Mark did.

@anonymousapproximation8549

Жыл бұрын

@@kylefratini2833 Mark just built different. He needed to know how much his body could handle.

@kylefratini2833

Жыл бұрын

@@anonymousapproximation8549 and he's not a masochist, honest.

37:35 as someone who lives in Ohio, I can say that this is accurate. And also, Mother Nature can't make her mind in Ohio! It'll be warm in winter, and it'll be freezing in summer!

oh my god thank you so, so much for reuploading these to KZread. Its the only way i watch podcasts. I just hope these dont get taken down, copyright claomed, etc

Bobs fridge is amazing. I have listened to it so many times

Five hours drive between Cincinnati and Ohio University, Athens, on a good-working bike. With Bob's bike, it would have been DOUBLE that time...

*hold my beer*

1:23 3:51 4:39 18:56 21:41 27:17 31:24 38:13 49:12 50:04 50:12

What happened to the full episodes on KZread? I swear the official channel uploaded full episodes, but I can't find any now

@aurabl4ze385

11 ай бұрын

Think they are only on Spotify now

@ravenwashere1776

11 ай бұрын

@@aurabl4ze385 Damn... I miss the lil animated guys...

Mark falling from the buildings like the One Ring

Athens OH honestly rules. Great college town.

@PixelPower0615

Ай бұрын

This took place at University of Cincinnati

@djohnson2499

Ай бұрын

@@PixelPower0615 but he's talking about going to Athens. Hence the comment

@PixelPower0615

Ай бұрын

@@djohnson2499 ope, sorry, that's on me.

Why are they no longer a distractible channel

the bobanator

Any other bobcats here? #ohiounveristy 💚 #loveforathens

Hey Bob, perhaps the next time you get stuck on a motorcycle in the middle of nowhere with freezing cold conditions while trying to get to a gig, you could maybe try either calling an UBER or call a friend or family member to pick you up and take you to your gig! Hell, if you had one at the time, you could fly there with either a plane or a helicopter!

@kattriella1331

5 ай бұрын

This was WAY before Uber, my friend. Cell phones were BARELY a thing that SOME people had at the time.

@robzilla8084

12 күн бұрын

@@kattriella1331i also dont think bob has a pocket helicopter…. Who knows tho.

See i Always gps my ubers bc im scared ill get kidnapped

Where do they post the in person video

@nilfamendoza9954

Жыл бұрын

spotify

@wingandwang5634

11 ай бұрын

marks channel

@atch300

11 ай бұрын

@@wingandwang5634no dummy it’s Spotify

as an Ohioan i love hearing their in ohio stories uwu

20:41

Man I love piracy. Once they started talking about intel every 5 minutes I just stopped caring

@dabestboi7509

11 ай бұрын

Nice self like. Bro rlly thinks ppl like his Comments.