Disney Villains: Evil to Most Evil - bit.ly/3jx8xrs

@Alfie_chat

2 жыл бұрын

Video idea: Which diary of a wimpy kid characters could survive squid game?

@amaadjamesmadison6350

2 жыл бұрын

I like to stay clean

@Showtunediva

2 жыл бұрын

Do this for Dreamworks & Pixar movies please & for Holliday movies.

@HIHOSILVER15

2 жыл бұрын

@@Alfie_chat None of them Greg is too prideful of himself Rowley is a happy go lucky chuckle nuts Susan is too overbearing of Greg and Manny to worry about herself Manny is... A baby Roderick is a heavy metal jerk sometimes The teenagers would probably be killed out of sheer annoyance because, who wouldn't want then dead? Freggley is weird and probably be gotten rid of.

@Alfie_chat

2 жыл бұрын

@@HIHOSILVER15 ok 👌

You cover Hercules and totally miss the part where Hercules is talking to the Centaur and checks between the legs before addressing him as "sir".

@tornadodee148

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@Jaheartsjonas

2 жыл бұрын

Well they did say only one per movie lol

@fandomonium3789

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jaheartsjonas Right, but the centaur dick joke is a LOT dirtier.

@michaellaflotteron7665

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention megs suggestive leg movements with Hercules

@fandomonium3789

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaellaflotteron7665 right. both of those jokes are dirtier than the one chosen for this list. At this point, and Oedipus joke is tame. If he'd gone to see it with his mother, that'd be entirely different. Otherwise, it's a fairly tame reference. Hardly a filthy joke at all.

Another from The Little Mermaid: when Ursula tells Ariel that she doesn't need to talk, she can just use body language.

@kieranstark7213

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, The Little Mermaid (1989), a kids’ movie that is jam-packed with adult content (it has two erections (or 2 x 2 or more if counting those from THICC muscle men like Prince Eric and King Triton) including Princess Ariel being naked THRICE (or more if counting the face that merpeople have no bottoms to cover their mertails unless you count submersion because some people think that water actually covers skin, I think it only moisturizers it but I think only fur, feathers, clothing or anything else non-liquidy can cover skin)

@ethcal3195

Жыл бұрын

Are you counting the preacher at the wedding, lol?

@prototype3779

Жыл бұрын

For that scene, it's not really the wording that makes it sexual but the way Ursula moves her hips then promptly laughs afterwards.

@CharlieFlemingOriginal

Жыл бұрын

"and don't underestimate the use of-a BODY LANGUAGE HA!" The hand placements and body movements seal the deal. Yeah we know what she means...

@noorbohamad5796

Жыл бұрын

@@kieranstark7213huh?what?

What's funny about Naveen that there's more Adult Jokes than we think. When talking to Tiana, Naveen croaks while flirting with her and saying "That's new". For those who don't know the "Croaking" is a male frog's "Mating Call" so to put it lightly... Naveen quite literally said F### me when speaking to Tiana. Have a goodnight folks.

@theofficalsilentraven

2 жыл бұрын

Ugh...!! 😭😭😭😭

@ChibiProwl

2 жыл бұрын

Um…ok.😝

@bruh-hs3vx

2 жыл бұрын

Great. Now when I hear frogs croaking at night all I'm going to think is frogs screaming "f*ck me" in my yard 😭✋

@ShosuCeladon

2 жыл бұрын

@@bruh-hs3vx sorry

@kyliechaneditzzz

2 жыл бұрын

You just ruined my childhood like wth

I do have to say, the Genie's dirtiest joke ("I thought the Earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon...") was one of the most underrated adult jokes in history.

@chelsealopez8641

2 жыл бұрын

I thought the earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon?

@RedRoseSeptember22

2 жыл бұрын

It wasn't even that dirty lol.

@fizzy69o.0

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao i never noticed that one tbh

@kyliechaneditzzz

2 жыл бұрын

I understood that one perfectly lol😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kyliechaneditzzz

2 жыл бұрын

@@fizzy69o.0 same

Frollo wasn't even hiding the adult content in a joke

@fizzy69o.0

2 жыл бұрын

Frollo literally had the "i'm THIRSTY" song

@tsharabrown3719

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, his is less of a joke and more like, the much darker tone of his entire song, which given that it ends in "Either let me r*** you or burn you to death, is less of a joke and more of a major "yikes." (I still adore Heaven's Light / Hellfire though.)

@kelsey2333

2 жыл бұрын

@@tsharabrown3719 hunchback is such an underrated disney movie. It's my favorite disney movie and it has been since I was a kid.

@annasolovyeva1013

2 жыл бұрын

They shouldn't have even tried to adapt a book which's plot is based on sexual passion of a priest and a police officer to an underage street dancer girl, into a kids movie. Frollo and Phebis - they actually wanted her as a sexual object. Not to mention it ends up with a torture, an execution and a suicide. The story itself definitely has an R rating at least, and adapting it into a cartoon resulted in serious tone issues.

@williambarnes5023

2 жыл бұрын

@@annasolovyeva1013 But I'm going to give them a pass for some DAMN good songs.

Frozen 2 has a line just as worthy of crossing the sequel stream as Genie. Kristoff wearing a fancy suit to Anna's coronation: One hour. You get me like this for one hour. Anna: That's okay. I prefer you in leather.

@KatherineXIX

Жыл бұрын

Even dirtier… Olaf: I’m surprised you can LAST an hour!

@tulipallium

Жыл бұрын

that was ABSOLUTELY worthy too put in with Genie.

@animegirl76155

9 ай бұрын

I don't get it. Can someone please explain? 😅

@OminousOnyx772

9 ай бұрын

stay young my child@@animegirl76155

@iamsushi1056

9 ай бұрын

@@animegirl76155nope

Disney: "We like to call them 'parental bonuses.'"

@slanderman3296

Жыл бұрын

Disney =dicks in side newly energized youth

@abigiasamson3685

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂.

@fluffsquirrel

11 ай бұрын

Disney: "We like to call them 'parental bonuses' but be real, the animators here are all perverts making kids content."

@fluffsquirrel

11 ай бұрын

Think about the scenes they had to cut out of the Incredibles. Anybody seen the bonus rom?

The church guy in Hunchback LITERALLY sings a song about lusting after Esmeralda, and THIS was the dirtiest thing you could find? Hitting below the belt!?!

@Tacticslion

2 жыл бұрын

I think it's a case of dirtiest *jokes*, rather than "most adult content." (Frollo's song was *not* a joke! Hah!)

@Tacticslion

2 жыл бұрын

(I mean, you have a point, I'm just trying to explain the video's choice.)

@PrincessSnowbelle

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tacticslion True. It wasn’t.

@elderkyst2386

2 жыл бұрын

Joke vs rape innuendos. Not much of a joke..

@sayba6766

Жыл бұрын

yea...

Fun fact: in my country Italy, alcohol is considered a WAAAY lighter topic than in America - and no, it's not because we just give it to our kids as you would tell by watching the Simpsons. We're just not interested in it, maybe because food, sun and seaside give us alternative entertainment. I have never, ever heard alcohol jokes in my high school, let alone consider it an "adult" topic xD But for dirty jokes about sex... Gosh!! Those were basically the punctuation in the speech.

@yourfriendlyneighbourhoods4527

2 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact: OMG, i also live in italy.

@Bellalovespaxton

2 жыл бұрын

Most of Italy loves alochol

@yourfriendlyneighbourhoods4527

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bellalovespaxton Fun fact: I don't.

@Wurfenkopf

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bellalovespaxton Yup, but most of Europe likes it way more

@KanyeTheGayFish69

2 жыл бұрын

It’s just that alcohol isn’t usually associated with kids movies

The phallic-shaped tower on The Little Mermaid's VHS cover was actually unintentional. Instead, it was the result of a rush job from an artist who wasn't even a real Disney employee. He was only commissioned to design the art for the movie's 1990 VHS release. He didn't notice the mistake he had made until someone called him for questioning and pointed that out to him. So it was just an accident.

@RedRoseSeptember22

2 жыл бұрын

I heard it was intentional because the artist had a falling out with Disney so he added that there to get back at them.

@1992disney

2 жыл бұрын

@@RedRoseSeptember22 I did some research online and none of the articles about it claimed that it was intentional. Where did you get your source from?

@fizzy69o.0

2 жыл бұрын

@@RedRoseSeptember22 the artists: so u have chosen.... co*k

@almamadrigal8511

2 жыл бұрын

@@1992disney They visit disney.

@eshbena

2 жыл бұрын

@@1992disney My source for that was a Disney employee. Disney stiffed the artist for the reworking of the painting and he put that in deliberately. It wasn't an accident and Disney has worked hard to cover that up.

I am honestly EXTREMELY surprised with the scene choice from The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I almost figured he would have went to the scene where Frollo was singing about possibly r*ping Esmeralda

@debymello4756

2 жыл бұрын

Because it's just the jokes, not opera-worth-nightmare-fuel

@calliemyersbuchanan6458

2 жыл бұрын

@@debymello4756 yeah but there is that one scene where he's holding her from behind, sniffing her hair and grazing her neck saying in a deep groan that he's "imagining a rope around that pretty neck", to which she replies in disgust "I know what your IMAGINING..." That to me is the winner of this whole video! It's about as overtly sexual as it gets! And the r-word vibes make it so much worse! Even if you don't get the sexual overtones, you still understand that he intends to take advantage of and misuse her body in some way like he's gonna literally eat her or something which no matter how you interpret it, it's depraved AF!

@debymello4756

2 жыл бұрын

@@calliemyersbuchanan6458 it's not a joke, it's nightmare fuel

@blankblankness2971

Жыл бұрын

How did that film even get rated G? It’s full of extremely dirty jokes and other content that’s only suitable to older audiences.

@metademetra

Жыл бұрын

​@@blankblankness2971 Gargoyles. Gargoyles is how it got a G rating. They literally only exist to distract the people in charge of the ratings.

I have to say my favorite one that didn’t get brought up is from Emperor's New Groove when Kuzco is talking to Yzma about Kronk (when he's off saving the spinach puffs) 'He seems nice... So, he's what? In his late 20s?' Heavily implying that he thinks Kronk is Yzma's new boy toy. 🤣

@adamwill2161

Жыл бұрын

"every decade or so she gets a new one. this years model is called kronk."

@dwaynejones243

Жыл бұрын

Also Cronk-related is the scene where he is sleeping outside Yzma’s tent, with only a small tent placed over his belt line. Sight gag of Cronk pitching a tent.

The bare butt of a bird is definitely not the most adult joke in Peter Pan.

@morphingninja

Жыл бұрын

did it involve the Indians' princess? (not saying Native Americans because Neverland definitely wasn't America)

@Alex-gc8fw

Жыл бұрын

Covering the complete face with a razor in hand kinda sends a bit of a darker meaning. The only thing seen exposed was the neck.

@Vomitperson

Жыл бұрын

The mermaids and Peter Pan?

@MarcPantojaFondevilla-ru2xs

11 ай бұрын

Have you thought of tinkerbell looking at her thighs

@Ididnotwanttojoin

10 ай бұрын

Did they say it was? I'm genuinely asking. I don't feel like watching it again. They had it ranked in the lowest category.

I think when Tinkerbell gets stuck in the jewelry box and notices her ‘juicy’ derriere is way dirtier than the shaved sea bird.

I got a request: Disney Couples: Healthy to Toxic! You know like you did with Pixar Couples! I said “least healthy” because I don’t think these couples are 100% toxic! But anyway, I hope you consider it!

@zacattac43

2 жыл бұрын

Great idea! I think that would be interesting to see

@JonnyDarko602

2 жыл бұрын

But they'd all be 100% unhealthy

@nm-cp4ck

2 жыл бұрын

@@JonnyDarko602 I dunno about that. Beauty and the Beast was pretty wholesome. Tiana and Nadeen, Flynn and Rapunzel, Shang and Mulan, Tarzan and Jane, and Kida and Milo also make pretty good couples

@theboundingman1598

2 жыл бұрын

I mean Yzma and Kronk have a pretty toxic relationship I'd say

@giovannanetto7682

2 жыл бұрын

@@theboundingman1598 They are not romantically involved dude!!

The SI joint "joke" from The Jungle Book could also just be in reference to how low back pain is often centered on the SI joints. I would bet they're more saying that Kaa's back hurts from that whole ordeal. Also, "I've been burned by your before"... baby, they didn't just previously hook up, they're still hooking up, just this time his candles have literally burned her

After watching the entirety of this video and reading the comments, I can safely say that the people who made this compilation couldn't identify a dirty joke if it slapped them in the faces.

My favorite wasn’t in here, there’s a scene in the lion king where Puumba is being chased by Nala and gets stuck in the roots of a tree. Timon goes to get him unstuck and says ”Why do I always have to save your- AAHH” and his sentence gets cut off by a scream when he sees Nala. (For those of you that don’t understand, this implicates the word “@ss” was cut off by Timon’s scream.) *edited because I realized the grammar was terrible

@jennifertelfer6837

2 жыл бұрын

I thought something was a little...🙂

@jennifertelfer6837

2 жыл бұрын

I thought something was a little...🙂

@ashcan6

2 жыл бұрын

*I just got a kick from the little factoid that conservative who had hate for “The Lion King” had the last name “Wildman.” I get the feeling that behind closed doors, a home boy named “Wildman” would turn red and then crash through the wall anytime he heard “The Lion Kong” playing in the family den. Did SOMEONE SAY S E/F ?!?!??? “Oh, YyyeeeeAAHH!”

@kstormgeistgem461

Жыл бұрын

good gravy, the Majority of lion king could have taken up spots all through this list. mostly by Timon n Puumba. XD

@Maevola

Жыл бұрын

Oh noo he almost said ass. Who will think of the children? Who btw all got that joke, so why is it "adult humor" again? "Save your ass" is a common enough phrase.

"Moana notices Maui's face" How? He was laying face down on the boat.

@Paramount-px3to

Жыл бұрын

I think a better example would’ve been when Tamatoa mentions his grandmother’s fate as a response towards Moana

In Disney's "Descendants," when Doug, the son of Dopey of the Seven Dwarves, meets Evie, (the fairest of them all) the background music turns, ah, suggestive. Doug clears his throat and stammers, "Hi, ho!" An obvious reference to the Seven Dwarves song "Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work we go" and absolutely no other inference could be made from that, right?

I think the best adult joke in "Brother Bear" involves the two moose, Rutt and Tuke. After they fight and reconcile, Rutt tells Tuke the moment called for a pile of barley and amber weed, on a cool bed of malted hops. Barley, amber, and hops are all key ingredients in beer. Rutt and Tuke were voiced by Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas, respectively. They were best known for playing fictional brothers Bob and Doug MacKenzie on the Canadian sketch comedy series "SCTV", as well as in their movie "Strange Brew". They had also put out an album titled "The Great White North". Bob and Doug were often depicted drinking beer in all of their skits/sketches.

@honeywhiskey2557

2 жыл бұрын

It's just too bad they never referenced having a Jelly. I had to watch Strange Brew after watching seeing Brother Bear

Honestly you probably could have done a whole video on the subject with Hercules alone.

@FaerieWithAHalo

2 жыл бұрын

It’s Ancient Greek mythology. What else would you expect?

@happylad7765

2 жыл бұрын

@@FaerieWithAHalo yea but its a disney movie so

@abbymango3452

2 жыл бұрын

Honey, I think you mean HUNKules

@turtlejeepjen314

Жыл бұрын

YES!!! I COMPLETELY agree!!! Hahaha!!🙂….PEEPING TOM” creeper “Phil !!

You forgot the line from 101 Dalmatians when all the dogs came home in which roger said “Pongo you old rascal” or something along those lines referring to the amount of puppies.

@jennifertelfer6837

2 жыл бұрын

Oh. I get it. 👁️👄👁️

@turtlejeepjen314

Жыл бұрын

I KNOW, right??! I remember being pretty young when I saw 101 Dalmatians, & THAT scene where he called him a rascal really stuck out to me as being adult humor!!! (Like, that was one of the parts I remembered!)

DreamWorks Adult Jokes: Cleanest to Dirtiest Pixar Adult Jokes: Cleanest to Dirtiest

@alphinmesa9945

2 жыл бұрын

Yes we need a series

@jaymeslanske1234

Жыл бұрын

The DreamWorks one would easily be won by Shrek, while the Pixar one would most likely be won by The Incredibles

@sarammauricio

10 ай бұрын

@alphinmesa Nope. El Dorado would def be nr 1 (Tulio and Chel getting… intimately acquainted).

I gotta say, as a grown adult with kids of my own who thought I was familiar with "Tall Drink of Water" I'm not entirely sure why it ranks higher on the naughty list than, say, being super-drunk. XD

@timetraveller1233

2 жыл бұрын

Could you please translate? I seem to be too stupid to do so.

@Tacticslion

2 жыл бұрын

@@timetraveller1233 As far as I've ever known and grown up with my whole life, a "tall drink of water" is simply a slang phrase for an individual who is tall with a positive connotation. That's its. With the tone it's used in, it's flirtatious, but that's hardly unique.

@timetraveller1233

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tacticslion I didn't know that. Thx

@cakefrosting6451

2 жыл бұрын

Nah they just mean that man is so thirsty he’ll drink that tall drink of water right up

@kittykorner8987

Жыл бұрын

I've always heard "tall drink of water" being used in the context that the guy thinks that the girl is hot...... Maybe I'm wrong but that's what I've heard from my 5 older brothers

I love adult jokes in family movies and shows

@Lawtoncro

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@jazzykingjack2846

2 жыл бұрын

Aren't they fun as all hell they make a movie or show great if done the right way

@fizzy69o.0

2 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@aalloy6881

2 жыл бұрын

Especially ones PG-13-ish at most explicit that will most likely fly over the heads of the wee ones until they're old enough to know, like they did with me, yes?

“I thought the Earth wasn’t supposed to move until the honeymoon” The Genie in Aladdin Returns RIP Robin Williams.😭💔

@cassandraspoelhof3752

2 жыл бұрын

Oops. Wrong Aladdin sequel. Well at least I got the joke right. Never seen that sequel but I know about the joke. Is the movie itself good and should I give it a watch?

@chelsealopez8641

2 жыл бұрын

@@cassandraspoelhof3752 john rhyes Davies is Aladdin's father, good songs, wholesome plot. I love it

"For those who are not anatomy buffs (like the guy narrating this video)" the main job of the sacroiliac joint is to carry the weight of your upper body when you stand and walk. It's got nothing to do with protecting your junk.

For the longest time, in the pink elephant scene I thought that the bubbles from the champagne were soap bubbles, and that if you drank soapy water you'd hallucinate.

@kstormgeistgem461

Жыл бұрын

well, i s'pose eating soap could do that, i guess... if you ate enough of it... Maybe?

@allisonjuby9047

Жыл бұрын

@@kstormgeistgem461 I feel like you'd probably just unalive, since soap is made with lye, which is super toxic. But if it was fun you'd hallucinate, then keel over I suppose lol

@ilenastarbreeze4978

Жыл бұрын

Those gave me nightmares as a kid

@fluffsquirrel

11 ай бұрын

@@ilenastarbreeze4978 Same, I had no idea what it was supposed to be.

I know you said no sequels but what about the lion king 2 where Kovu tells Kirara they can run away and start a pride all their own 😳

@jennifertelfer6837

2 жыл бұрын

😏😳 Oh wow

The Hercules one is from an actual Greek tradegy one of the first ever Greek plays were Oedipus kills his father and marries his mother and then goes and has 4 kids with her

@jennifertelfer6837

2 жыл бұрын

That's messed up af

@sakiezekiel2572

2 жыл бұрын

Dang 😂

@MinecraftssakTM

2 жыл бұрын

wait so there are people who dont read this in school?

@jaymeslanske1234

Жыл бұрын

I would have guessed that

@johnhenley7349

Жыл бұрын

Herakles is Greek, Hercules is Roman, thanks a lot, Disney

Funny enough, with Pixar, they would use the Yellow Snow joke as well, when the Abominable Snowman welcomed the two in his cave. He offers Mike snowcones, which were yellow. Mike looked disguested while Abominable Snowman tried to reason with that is lemon flavoured.

@louisatrow4933

Жыл бұрын

Also in ratatouille when linguini is trying to tell collette about remy and he says "i have a little.." and she looks down lol, if yk what i mean yk what i mean

@michaelrue1400

Жыл бұрын

Simply a reference to Nanook of the North by Frank Zappa.

That one about Stitch is a stretch. That old lady was just shocked the a "dog" kissed her

I'd say for hunchback, Esmeralda's stripper pole dance would be first, especially with Frollo's and Phoebius' comments Frollo: Look at that that disgusting display 😠 Phoebius: Yes sir! 🤤

SpongeBob Adult Jokes: Cleanest to Dirtiest

@justinvanveenar2953

2 жыл бұрын

Scooby Doo Adult Jokes Cleanest to Dirtiest

@Me-ph1xw

2 жыл бұрын

The sponge bob would be really hard

@jacerivera4729

2 жыл бұрын

maybe if he did that topic it will be the worlds longest video

@Opheebop-Productions

2 жыл бұрын

Doubloons

I’m surprised Ariel’s bare assed scene didn’t make it. Even though it wasn’t a joke, but a product of her transformation, they definitely showed a zoomed out view to see how far they could take it.

"the jokes that will make even a sailor blush" hahaha

The pink elephant part scared me so much as a kid.

Also, with Runt having a good time screaming the song even after it ends. Just makes it more wholesome because of it.

You forgot the elephant with the "suspicious" plant and red eyes from mogli. It's clearly implied that he was high

Funny thing about The rescuers is that when the movie was made, you really didn't think people could one day pause a movie from home 😆

Disney is not as family-friendly like people think it is. There's plenty of hidden inappropriate references snuck into films that some people can notice, and some that don't.💁‍♂️🤰

@kstormgeistgem461

Жыл бұрын

oi, don't get me started! but the truth is, they do it on purpose. because how else could they expect the kids to get their parents roped into watching the things hundreds of times if there Wasn't something in there for them.

@ilenastarbreeze4978

Жыл бұрын

@@kstormgeistgem461 why as an adult do i wana see most of these anyway?

@lordshenfan6625

Жыл бұрын

Disney has mature storys from time to time and themes like death, loss, relationships etc. It depends on what film it is.

You guys were definitely reaching with the Cinderella one lol

@bird_obsession

2 жыл бұрын

They stated the joke was most likely unintentional, so this is forgivable

The "no sequels" rule is a shame, because one of the filthiest jokes I ever heard from Disney was in An Extremely Goofy Movie, wherein Bobby responds to the news that Goofy was fired from his job by saying "Why, was his pink slip showing?"

@jameswoodard4304

Жыл бұрын

No, you just have a dirty mind and are probably younger than the guy who wrote the joke. "Your slip's showing" had to do with an embarassing occurrence where a woman's slip (a long underskirt that used to be worn under ladies skirts) would stick out and be visible. It's on the same level as a guy's fly being open. Embarrassing, but not risqué. A pink slip is what you get when you're fired. This wasn't dirty. It was just a bad pun.

@mangaanimefan3089

Жыл бұрын

Well, they did say if enough people asked for it, they'd do a list for the sequels and Pixar. Which they absolutely should! And the first adult humor that comes to my mind in a Disney sequel is in Lion King II when Kovu VERY suggestively implores Kiara to run away with him so they can, "Start a pride all our own" and he was literally making this face!! 😏

@animegirl76155

9 ай бұрын

I don't get it. Can someone please explain the Goofy Movie joke? 😅

@Storel79

8 ай бұрын

@@animegirl76155 One meaning of "slip" is an undergarment with a skirt that's worn under a dress or skirt outfit. Back when dresses and skirts were more commonly worn than they are now, it sometimes happened that a woman's skirt or dress would ride up, allowing the slip underneath to be seen, and another woman would whisper to her that "your slip is showing" so the other woman could adjust her clothing.

@animegirl76155

7 ай бұрын

@@Storel79 Ohhhh. 😆 Thanks for explaining it.

21:28 is no one going to question how Tarzan is holding that vine behind his back while both hands are holding Jane Infront of him?

@raydar2877

2 жыл бұрын

.... WAIT-

@sharaburton6987

2 жыл бұрын

I imagine it is twisted around his leg and in the crook of his elbow. But thats just me

@user-bl2qe3gq5u

Жыл бұрын

Man just Watch the original clip he holds the vine with his toes

@illandreidelorpha4774

Жыл бұрын

The rope is clenched in his muscular butt crack? Lol I don't know.

I would definitely watch the 2 hour mega cut of ALL THE DIRTY JOKES without limiting it to one per movie

2:12 "Shortly before *Goob* uses Mini Doris to mind control one of Franny's frogs..." This has got to be one of the strangest sentences I've ever heard, and I've seen the movie.

@jaymeslanske1234

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, it kind of is, but it makes sense due to Disney being that old

@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like an AI generated sentence

Ice Age Franchise Good to Evil Most Good: Roshan’s Mother Neutral: Scrat Most Evil: Captain Gutt

@jaymeslanske1234

Жыл бұрын

What about Soto from Ice Age 1?

Some of these were a stretch and the ones you did pick weren't always the dirtiest! My fav is the Hercules centaur dick joke. One that really did go over my head as a kid, and cracked me up as an adult.

31:25 That's the only reason my family still has the VHS copy of Little Mermaid 😂😂😂

My personal favorite is in Stitch the Movie when Jumba said "Right up his Afterburner!" Idk why, it just cracks me up everytime.

Kristoff: “..foot size?” Anna: “foot size doesn’t matter.”

Imma be honest, while I agreed mostly with this list, I think Genie's earth moving joke should have been a tad higher. Oh well, solid list overall.

I'm kinda sad you didn't include dying from eating "chorizo" in coco.

The rescuers scene was so hard to catch. My brother, 2 cousins and myself spent an hour looking for it. It is crazy that somewhere in the world some poor sap with kids in the room paused the movie at that EXACT frame.

@davidsenra2495

11 ай бұрын

I don't believe that was ever discovered in a regular screening, it's basically impossible. I'm guessing this has spread by word of mouth from the person responsible herself for the insertion. As "dirty" as it is, this is actually harmless, as it's impossible to notice.

@fluffsquirrel

11 ай бұрын

I knew there was something wrong with the rescuers. That movie had my mind working overtime trying to remember what felt so wrong about it. Now I know. My poor dreams.

@ict113090

11 ай бұрын

@@fluffsquirrel it was one of Disney’s darker movies. Having revisited it after 20 something years of not having a VCR thanks to Disney plus I’d say this one deserves more love than it got. Much better than it’s sequel

Honestly any reference to Brother Bear in any video makes me so happy, its such an underrated gem and deserves so much more content ❤ 🐻

@kittykorner8987

Жыл бұрын

I absolutely love both brother bear movies always have and always will. When I was in high school I took advanced art and my teacher let us choose our subject matter just so long as we used what he taught us in it, and I did a drawing of Koda sitting on a cliff with mountains in the background along with a river and an eagle in the sky. What made me the happiest about that one though is I didn't even get to open my mouth when I turned it in before he said "oh you put Koda with Sitka in the background".

being that Robin Williams was brought back to voice the Genie, and how he is known for his adult jokes, it makes it all the more hilarious

The fact that they showed every part of Maggie and finished by saying "She's a model!" (Which she is, since she won several prizes) is simply the best scene every created

Actually, The Sacroiliac joke has to do with the Lower Spine, which is what the joint connects. Snakes are ALL spine. Get it?

I think this video is the first time yellow snow has been fully said why it's yellow. Every time I've seen it brought up its always assumed we know(which admittedly we all usually do)

Jasmine in Aladdin saying “twisted” still fires up my engines. Some of us are just over-hormoned I guess.

@fluffsquirrel

11 ай бұрын

What? Twisted?

@adamloverin231

11 ай бұрын

@@fluffsquirrel Yeah. She’s playing up to the vizier and she says his mustache is “so… twisted.” All day hawt.

I’d suggest that you do a list of dirty jokes in Dreamworks, but I think a lot of us would know what would take the #1 spot. If you know, you know.

@coolnerdlll6053

2 жыл бұрын

Does it involve a certain god being lucky?

@aequitad4411

2 жыл бұрын

@@coolnerdlll6053 Yup.

@thequietkid4887

2 жыл бұрын

In the first Shrek movie, in the already sexual scene where Lord Farquaad is looking at the magic mirror’s image of Princess Fiona, the sheet slips down and he pulls it back up, ashamed. It seems that Shrek’s comment about his castle ‘compensating for something’ might have been untrue.

@annabellhowell5871

2 жыл бұрын

A certain god? I’m blanking on this

@tareecaldwellthorpe

2 жыл бұрын

@@annabellhowell5871 I want to say 'El Dorado', but I could be wrong...

Encanto had two dirty jokes in it, both related to alcohol -The first is when Mirabel tells her family at Antonio's gift ceremony that there were cracks in the house and the magic was fading. Abuela tries to calm everyone by saying "the magic is strong! And so are the drinks!" -The second is during Isabela's engagement dinner when Dolores tells Camilo about Bruno's vision, causing him to panic shapeshift and getting his face stuck. Abuela sees this and immediately begins refilling Mariano's mother's wine glass while smiling awkwardly, as Felix asks Camilo to "fix his face"

@cloudiiblossom

2 жыл бұрын

how is alchohol dirty?

@robinnico7702

2 жыл бұрын

Drunkenness isn't something that one would typically see in children's programs and movie

@cloudiiblossom

2 жыл бұрын

@@robinnico7702 wow really? i must have had a wierd childhood if i picked up all of these alchohol jokes then XD

@robinnico7702

2 жыл бұрын

@@cloudiiblossom were your parents heavy drinkers? Because if they were that might have something to do with it

@cloudiiblossom

2 жыл бұрын

@@robinnico7702 no.. my mom doesnt drink but she has worked at a bar since she was 19 so...

So the judge said "Let me get this right Mickey you want to divorce your wife Minnie Mouse because she's crazy." He said "I didn't say she was crazy I said she was FUCKING GOOFY.

@kstormgeistgem461

Жыл бұрын

now That was adult humor! XD

Ya know in Beauty and the beast Gaston’s friend started to pullout plumette’s(fifi) feathers (she is a duster). Her feathers acts as a dress and pulling out her feathers seems like a way to ‘reveal’ her before lumiere punches Gaston’s friend for trying to reveal his girlfriend (or crush)

@sarahwade6720

2 жыл бұрын

LeFou is his name lol

@rachelmcclain5367

Жыл бұрын

Wife And LeFou means "the crazy" in French

@lemurlover7975

Жыл бұрын

I feel he is tearing her apart or plucking out her feathers as he rips them from her skin like how the Chinese do to get down feathers to sell to us from live birds that they abuse. They don't kill them. They pluck them while they are alive and held upside down. Then they grow more feathers after being tortured in this way. And it happens again, until they are dead. You should become a vegan and not use things made from down. It's evil. Buy synthetic sleeping bags and coats. Not down.

@Nobody17706

Жыл бұрын

@@lemurlover7975 Plumette is a duster 😂😂 not a bird

You've done Disney villains in Squid Game, so how about which Disney heroes survives Squid Game?

Bill Murray Characters: Good to Evil Good: Bob Wiley (What About Bob) Neutral: Peter Venkman (Ghostbusters) Bad: Frank Cross (Scrooged) Evil: Ernie McCracken (Kingpin)

@nicholasstansbury6848

2 жыл бұрын

Wanted Thumbnail Bob Wiley- Peter Venkman- Ernie McCracken

I think the scene in the second emperors new groove when Yzma try to get Cronk to help her, is worse. I mean it is SOOO obious now that I am older. I reacently watched it with a friend, and when those lines came I was like "WTF?", turned to my friend and was like "that was an adult joke, right?", and she was like "yup.". Like "this is a childrens movie, not here!"

Good video. However you forgot crucial moment- You already included "The Little Mermaid" and talked about the castle which I have never noticed that. But you didn't talk about Ursula's "body language" which was shocking for a so called kids movie.

Yea, the whole scene in Nightmare Before Christmas where the townsfolk (especially the ladies) were basically fanboy/girling over him. That just delivered a tension of which I don't blame Jack wanting to get away from.

Should be upset, or glad, that I didn't understand quite a few of the jokes mentioned, at the age of 21?

THEY WENT THERE! THEY FINALLY WENT THERE! Sorry kids time for your innocence to disappear.

Actually, the thing about hands being a measurement to genitalia isn't a myth. It's just similar to how the foot is roughly the length of your forearm, or how your arm span is roughly the length of your height. Also, in The Lion King, the letters don't spell S E X, they spell the initials S F X.

@cdogthehedgehog6923

11 ай бұрын

My feet aint even close to my forearms nor is anyone elses ive ever seen. You live with clowns or something?

@SmartAlec86

11 ай бұрын

@@cdogthehedgehog6923 How often have you seen someone with their feet next to their forarms to compare with? I'll bet you've never even tested that theory on yourself. If fair if you haven't, because it's not easy to contort your body that way. But it's true. And don't blame me, blame the actual scientists who confirmed this. It surprised me just as much as it does you. The difference between us is that I actually did test it for myself. And I doubt that the scientists and I just happen to have similarly proportioned feet/forearms. What you perceive as not being the same size is just an optical illusion. My shoesize is a size 11 1/2 men's. There's nothing unusual about that size now is there? In fact, test it for yourself that way. Take one of your shoes and compare it to the size of your forearm. Yes, the shoe will be better than your foot. But only be a couple of inches.

@Storel79

8 ай бұрын

The thing is, the foot-to-forearm and armspan-to-height rules only work because they're comparing one set of bones to another set of bones. Whether someone has large bones or small bones, the proportions will still come out the same way. The reason hand size or foot size indicating male genitalia size *IS* a myth is because the male genitalia contains no bones (despite the term "boner"), and soft tissue is not obligated to have any relationship to bone size.

@SmartAlec86

8 ай бұрын

@@Storel79 Comparing male genitalia to foot size is a myth, since there is nothing indicating anything. But soft tissue has a limit to how much it can expand. And the male genitalia can in fact be determined by hand size. I'll grant that it's with a margin of error larger that the other measurements, but the tip of the thumb to the tip of the index finger is approximately the length of the genitals, and the index and middle fingers together is approximately the width. But you have a point about the soft tissue thing. the male genitalia has muscles. And like any muscle, it can be excersized, or even atrophied. But that's what makes the hand-to-genital comparison more interesting than the others, because of the lack of bones in the latter. And it's vestigial to the point where it's uncommon, and it's small and only at the base of the male genitalia. But some people do in fact have bones in their genitals.

Most of these are pretty chill…

Little Mermaid...wedding scene. The Priest is a little "too" excited about the performing the ceremony.

4:42 That's the most adult thing in Peter Pan? How about children smoking, and Tiger Lily dancing in front of an obviously aroused Peter Pan?

So sad that the “I’d like to make some sweet music outta him” from Hercules wasn’t here

29:50 "Honestly, there are probably UDDER reasons" - my brain

Hades totally talking about a one night stand gets me every time

@animegirl76155

9 ай бұрын

I don't get it. Can someone please explain? 😅

@JayAshBranAudioScripts

9 ай бұрын

@@animegirl76155 he said to Hercules when agreeing to free meg, “We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we go home after - whaddya say? C’mon!”

@animegirl76155

9 ай бұрын

@@JayAshBranAudioScripts Wowwww. I had no idea that was in the movie. Lol. 🙄

Ummmm, the sacroiliac is on the spine not protecting the groin. Kaa was talking about his back.

FWIW, the instrument the bard is drinking from isn't a guitar. I believe it's a mandolin.

@MsMarvelDuckie

2 жыл бұрын

Actually, it's a lute. Lutes are medieval precursors of guitars.

Tramp doesn’t mean what you think it means. Simply replace “tramp” with “rolling stone” and you have the definition. I just listened to the song and all she is saying is that he’s unreliable, he doesn’t stick around, but she still loves him. I don’t understand what’s dirty about that.

@noorbohamad5796

Жыл бұрын

maybe then it kinda depends on what’s meant exactly by dirty?

or you know stitch is literally a monster

The weak ankle joke in Hercules.

@famousnobody4380

11 ай бұрын

I love that joke ! Surprisingly a lot of people don’t get it 😅 I’m a ancient history/mythology nerd but i thought more people would understand the reference 🥲

1 point,. Perhaps a better candidate from Fantasia would be the Centaurs showering in the waterfall, where the girl is topless,or Chornibakh's released damned souls from Hell, stark naked.

Victorious Sinner Medals Darwin- Tori Greed- Trina Gluttony- Cat Lust- Sinjin Envy- Robbie Wrath- Jade Sloth- Trina Pride- Sean Quincy’s Daughter

@michaellaflotteron7665

2 жыл бұрын

What’s Darwin? That’s not a deadly sin

@PrincessPieGirlRotation

Жыл бұрын

I love Victorious so much 🤣😹 also, I think Beck should be “pride”

iCarly: Good to Evil 🖥 The Good 😇: Carly Shay The Grey Area: Sam Puckett Bad to Evil 🔥😈: Nevel Papperman

Lemon Party from Cars? A bit obscure but worth a spot on this list IMO. Thank you for the vid!

Just wanna say Tramp was a term in the early 20th century for a drifter or homeless person. Particularly in the late 20s and 30s during the depression

@kstormgeistgem461

Жыл бұрын

[nods] yes. not sure when it started being used to defame women of a less than sterling reputation.

@fluffsquirrel

11 ай бұрын

That's true, but then again it could've been more of Disney's double ententreds (I forget the word, I'm not French) because of the 'no count' thing. I hate finding out these kinds of things, but I also hate being made fun of for not knowing it. Ugh, the internet, a slight blessing and a massive curse. GOODBYE SWEET CHILDHOOD!

Gag with the seagull is that Smee rubs aftershave onto her so she squawks off in pain from the burning.

The pinck elephant thing is also refered to delirum tremens worlds best beer and a condition you get when you are an alcoholic.

I love adult jokes. I'm not even gonna say anything more

Ice Age Sinner Medals Darwin- Scrat Greed- Fast Tony & The Shangri Llama Gluttony- Flynn Lust- Scratte Envy- Manny Wrath- Captain Gutt Sloth- Granny Pride- Crash & Eddie

@chopsuymatus9349

2 жыл бұрын

The weasel Buck should be pride instead of the possum brothers they are just naive and a little stupid.

@kaiumeda3690

2 жыл бұрын

@@chopsuymatus9349 you sure? Cuz they seem to be proud of their stupidity

About Aladdin, in translation on my language, he literally says a horse with two asses.

"That two faced son of a jackal!" I saw Aladdin before I started kindergarten, and I was in high school before I realized Aladdin meant "That backstabbing son of a bitch!"

King Of The Hill Adult Jokes: Cleanest to Dirtiest.

Still none of these beats Jessica Rabbit going commando

@lemurlover7975

Жыл бұрын

She's not bad, she was just drawn that way. It's like when pedophiles take your underwear and then you don't have any to wear when they send you off to elementary school in your dress that you are required to wear. Happened to me. The men did that to her. It was not her choice.

what abt cars? i can’t remember perfectly but there was a convertible bar, aka topless bar

13:08 Fine, I'll do the honors then. A' tall drink of water' is someone who is both tall and visually attractive.

@kstormgeistgem461

Жыл бұрын

...? how is that "naughty", "dirty" or anything Vaguely adult? not nay saying you. that's what i had always thought that meant too. i just don't understand why it's on the list. i thought maybe it had a meaning i wasn't privy to.