*Plants for the Southwest Nursery* 0:12 "Parry's Penstemon" _Penstemon parryi, Plantaginaceae_ *Cactus Dungeon* 1:03 _Avonia papyraceae, Anacampserotaceae_ 2:50 "living rock" _Ariocarpus restusus, Cactaceae_ 2:59 _Ariocarpus scaphirostris, Cactaceae_ 3:26 _Epithelantha bokei, Cactaceae_ 3:58 _Turbinicarpus subterraneus, Cactaceae_ 5:18 protandrous 5:25 _Ariocarpus fissuratus, Cactaceae_ 5:35 _Ariocarpus kotschoubeyanus, Cactaceae_ 5:52 _Turbinicarpus valdezianus, Cactaceae_ 7:08 _Turbinicarpus krainzianus, Cactaceae_ 7:28 spines vs. trichomes 7:59 CAM photosynthesis 8:10 "living rock" 9:03 "bishop's cap cactus" _Astrophytum myriostigma, Cactaceae_ 9:16 "star cactus" _Astrophytum asterias, Cactaceae_ 10:22 obligate outcrossing 10:33 ex-situ conservation 10:39 "bishop's cap cactus" 12:17 recessive alleles 12:28 homozygous 14:26 _Astrophytum caput-medusae, Cactaceae_ 15:36 grafts to _Trichocereus_ sp., _Cactaceae_ 15:54 _Copiapoa esmeraldana, Cactaceae_ 16:26 _Tephrocactus geometricus, Cactaceae_ 17:22 "button cactus" _Epithelantha micromeris, Cactaceae_ 18:50 "agave cactus" _Leuchtenbergia principis, Cactaceae_ 21:04 _Mammilaria sp., Cactaceae_ 22:23 "spring pygmycudweed" _Diaperia verna, Asteraceae_ 22:39 "Turbinis Carpus Dungeon" song 22:59 _Ferocactus_ sp., _Cactaceae_ 23:22 "Dutchman's Pipe" _Aristolochia watsonii Aristolochiaceae_ 24:15 _Pachypodium brevicaule, Apocynaceae_

@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks again there guy. I owe you a couple burritos at this point.

@NosebleedPolitics

3 жыл бұрын

@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt It isn't in my soul to turn down a burrito, but this is already me paying you back. This semester of college was brutal so I dropped off for a bit, but I'm back! Thank you for the videos.

@TwoPartyIllusion

3 жыл бұрын

why all the butthole cacti? makes me wonder lol

hope you don't get glochids in your urethra. you never fail to make me laugh. nothing like the mix of plants and humor. thanks for your work..

@ADDeeJay

3 жыл бұрын

Bunny ears can release glochids into the fucking air when they get hot and dry enough. Nasty fucking plants, oppuntias.

@1marcelo

3 жыл бұрын

Don't kinkshame him.

I grew up with the owner but haven’t seen him for years. He’s been into cacti and living stones since college.

This mans videos forced me to evolve. No more knuckle dragging on campus

@fucku3460

3 жыл бұрын

Guess the ladies won't be able to track you down anymore.

PEOPLE! Let’s gather our resources & send this fine mind to Japan! I’d LOVE to hear Tony’s take on all the plants in their native habitat with their native pathogens that are pushed by our horticulture industry which are actually a huge problem here for their indestructible invasiveness. Plus, it would be cool for him to meet the cactus/succulent collectors!

@katiekane5247

3 жыл бұрын

I would personally like to see how some of the species that became invasive in the US look in their native habitat. I'd contribute to send him there. I have 2 sisters adopted from Japan in the 50s so I've grown up with an interest in that country. My mom loved the time she spent there, I have the slides she took while there. Fucking spectacular landscapes!

I'm happy to report I have finally convinced my fam to let the yard naturalize. Currently a 1/3 acre of packera & erigeron in bloom at about 1 & 1/2 feet. Found asclepias tuberosa plants at my local greenhouse, bought a flat, planted half & gave the rest to others to spread around. Hope others are doing the same! Love you Joey!

I hope you'll get to take us to Japan as well.

@gepliprl8558

3 жыл бұрын

You pay the trip.

@luci_datum

3 жыл бұрын

@@gepliprl8558 Gladly

Relief from the skid marks on the under wear of life. Nice.

I have been assaulted by my opuntia. And I mean bad touch assault, too. His name is Frank, after the rabbit from Donnie Darko. I hate him so much I bought three more.

@nomdeguerre7265

3 жыл бұрын

Had a buddy once who got thrown by a horse right on top of a 'Teddy Bear Cholla'. Two whole rolls of masking tape only helped to take the edge off his agony.

@mollysimmons2960

3 жыл бұрын

@@nomdeguerre7265 🔥💀🔥. 🔥🌵🔥

@joefization

3 жыл бұрын

@@nomdeguerre7265 that's fucked

@katiekane5247

3 жыл бұрын

@@nomdeguerre7265 worst day EVER!

I love the aggressive reminders to pause and look up terms I've heard before from your videos but don't quite remember what they mean exactly lol. Helps me learn more actively, so I really appreciate the kick in the pants.

@whatabouttheearth

3 жыл бұрын

I suggest buying a physical copy of 'Plant Identification Terminology' by James G Harris and Melinda Woolf Harris, and binge on it. I had the pdf but it wasnt helping, but constantly keeping the physical copy around me really sped up my learning alot

No way in hell the people at Plants for the Southwest are going to 86 you. What great advertising! I'm an hour away and hardly wait to get in there.

@evilsharkey8954

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, someone probably recognized you and was like “let the man botanize; he’s making people less homicidal”.

Somebody with plenty of $ send this man to 🇯🇵 please that would be awesome . Still want him to check us out here in southeastern 🇺🇸

I live for the day I see you stomping around the Namib looking at all those freaky bastards and telling me everything I always wanted to know about 'em

Have you ever done a video showing us the whole plant kingdom branches of the Tree of Life? I'd watch the shit outta that.

@treahugger5939

2 жыл бұрын

Has he? I wanna see where the families fall, I feel like I have a ru fragmented picture in my brain from my classes and I’ve been trolling in the gaps with weird lineages like pereskioideae that fascinate me but I gotta learn how all the families play out

It’s 1:50 am, I’m sleep deprived and I should be asleep but am I? No... I’m going to go ahead and just binge watch the videos on this channel lmao I’m enjoying the vibes 😌

@psyencefiction6974

2 жыл бұрын

3 months later, it's 1:38 am and I find myself in the same position.

Don't you go and get arrested! I hope your urethra takes great care to only have objects inserted in there for pleasure purposes . I love how you describe the plants. you have a gift for improv!

Let's get together and jam out "Take me to a Turbinicarpus Dungeon". Lyrical genius, thx.

@evilsharkey8954

3 жыл бұрын

So I don’t attack somebody and end up on the news

@ellium1147

5 ай бұрын

Same!

I grow veggies and flowers on my 2 balconies every summer, I'm stuck in a cities suburb. Thanks for sharing these videos of plants and stuff from all over the place and explaining stuff, its awesome. *Stay safe and have fun*

An opuntia releasing its glochids anywhere on your body could ruin your day. But still, I can't stay away from them. I've got a small gold set of tweezers that are always at hand!

Woah early gang. Good morning from Australia.

glochidia: Latin for 'just throw those gloves away'. I once worked a summer school archaeology dig of a paleo-Amerindian seasonal food processing area and we found a few coproliths. They were full of glochids. Amazing! Those folks must have had cast iron alimentary tracts.

@katiekane5247

3 жыл бұрын

Oh ouch! Folks was hungry I guess.

8:07 a plump ariocarpus really gets me goin - gneiss stuff

They sell Welwitschia at that nursery. I am obsessed. They'd never kick you out, all the nursery folks in Tucson recognize my CPBBD shirts. Fan girling and shit.

@JessHull

3 жыл бұрын

They do? what nursery is it? I have 6 one Year old W. mirabilis that I've grown from seed, but I'd like more....lol

@aghost1283

3 жыл бұрын

@@JessHull Plants for the Southwest off stone between Ft Lowell and Glenn

hot tip for anyone reading... if you plug yourself full of glochids, put some pva glue on them and when it hardens it will pull them out. like waxing hairs.

@swayback7375

3 жыл бұрын

Just make sure not to try a dozen different ways to get em out first. Once you snap them off too low it’s really hard for anything to grab them. I love opuntiod cacti, some look great, others kinda bland but they’re basically all packing a dose that you don’t want!

@mrslinkydragon9910

3 жыл бұрын

Liquid soaps work too

@swayback7375

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrslinkydragon9910 how does that work? I’m having trouble imagining it.

@mrslinkydragon9910

3 жыл бұрын

@@swayback7375 i think it just helps pop them out. I donno, all i know it works for microdaisy

@nomdeguerre7265

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve heard of folks trying glues or wax. We always just hit em with adhesive tape, then soap & a pot scrubber pad. After that, if they were bad enough, the only remedy was tequila and a bit of Vicodin. That was for when ya fell into an old pack rat burrow or something like that and just had the damned things everywhere! 😉

This episode is eye candy for me

@22:39 was really what i needed. the transformative power of music goddamn

yo why do i feel like humans are evolving backwards. love your vids man

@IzackN

3 жыл бұрын

well, evolution doesn't go forwards or backwards, but we sure are in a slump, huh

@avalonpage5985

3 жыл бұрын

It's because we are, our sedentary lifestyle is the cause!

@nomdeguerre7265

3 жыл бұрын

Evolution is adaptive, not progressive. ;)

@ChromeStryder

3 жыл бұрын

@@nomdeguerre7265 adapting backwards

new 'scriber here...and an old begonia lovin' grandma type who also adores cactus and succulents. Be still my heart. All hail Mother Nature!

A pleasure to watch your videos as always

Thank you, Joey!!!

I said to the c o once " the key to being in jail was moisturizer " ( She agreed ) Killa channel my friend ✌️

@PlayMoGame

3 жыл бұрын

You mean s o? As in significant other? Who the shit would your c o be?

@Somethin_Slix

3 жыл бұрын

@@PlayMoGame corrections officer

@bethbloomer5951

3 жыл бұрын

@@PlayMoGame you should develop your own personality brohaim.

@bethbloomer5951

3 жыл бұрын

@@PlayMoGame you should develop your own personality brohaim.

Refreshing honesty on botany and humanity. I love hearing your knowledge of plants and mountain tops.

I love it.... thanks for sharing

This is the best plant video I’ve ever watched in my life

After watching i feel mellow, very cool ,Thanks for the Great video

I'm really trying to love cactus...just not there yet, but love hearing your enthusiasm!

@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt

3 жыл бұрын

They're so cool. The camouflage thing especially is pretty mind-blowing. Really it's just the morphological flexibility of those spines (which are really just axillary leaf buds) to act as camouflage as well as defense.

@thesilentone4024

3 жыл бұрын

I like trying the different fruits before I plant the seeds so I know witch to keep and what to send out to the wild oh I feed the birds cactus seeds to. Its funny seeing a finch attack a dove for seeds 😆

@nomdeguerre7265

3 жыл бұрын

@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt Camouflage, defense, shade, and even propagation (Chollas attaching to passing animals that relocate potential clones)....absolutely AMAZING!

LET'S GOOOOO, CACTUS DUNGEON!!!!

👍👍👏👏👏👏👏 Thank you! I love cactus!!! so much diversity...

If you ever have the chance go to Desert Survivors Nursery just west of the Old Pueblo. A great business model with disabled employees and a great selection of Sonoran plants. The Mission Garden is on the location of the oldest continuously farmed spot in the Country - over 4,000 years.

Thanks babe, I enjoyed every minute as always!

Hey, Joey speaking of Japan. I've always wondered what are your thoughts on Banzai trees? I kind of figured you'd hate them

@LukeMcGuireoides

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, good question

Thx for the info (and the laughs!!) 😂💚🤘

Great Job

Wish there was someone with a YT as cool as you on the East coast/Appalacia. Thanks for posting these, so relaxing compared to all the other shit I'm bombarded with

@lg8463

3 жыл бұрын

You could try the Learn Your Land channel

Thank you

Wish I had money to help send him to places all over the world to have him show us all sorts of things. The PNW rainforest, the permafrost in the north, jungles in Africa, and bamboo forests in the east.

very nice...

Thanks for your work dude, love from France

You're f'n awesome bro! Ty

Thanks for the video my guy

thank you!! your videos are great

Love your channel bro

Master´s class on cacti and on how to curse. Awesome job, thanks bro!

look, listen and quit complaining. this man will save your life

Plants for the Southwest! Love that place. The guys are nice. I don't think you'll get locked in the Cactus Dungeon

Thanks Joe

Def go to Japan, you will miss the food for the rest of your life... Would love to see CPBBD travelling the world, bringing us treats, dissing the human scourge.

@evilsharkey8954

3 жыл бұрын

But do they have burritos?

@joefization

3 жыл бұрын

@@evilsharkey8954 tragically no... but he could bring tortillas to a sushi joint and have em make a custom roll!

@snowstrobe

3 жыл бұрын

@@joefization I would be there just to see their faces when he asked...

I love the onzuka cultivar of astrophytum. Truly a beautiful cultivar

Now that finals are finishing up I'll be catching up on all your recent videos Also would love some suggestions for how to change up a personal garden in a positive direction away from the current horticultural nightmare.

Good stuff!

i just really enjoyed that

So glad I found you. Subbed

Ah, you're in my neighborhood again! Ever heard of Pajarita wilderness? Lots of unique flower species in the Sonoran - Sierra Madre transition. Worth checking out before some pissant tries to reignite the border wall construction.

I like your style of teaching. I have for many years put off getting into something I really want to, plant breeding. I don't really know why. Maybe felt I couldn't do it. Well, whether I can or not, I'm going to try.

"I dunno. We'll see where life takes me." Words we can all take to heart.

I do a lot of Pereskiopsis spathulata grafting and agree 100% with spines > glochids. Awesome job from another Bay Area reform schooler turned plant biologist 😜

Nice.

I have been visiting the little Arizona Garden at Stanford University, and it has some nice stuff, some of the plants over 130 years old. It includes both New World and Old World plants of arid environments. I love a garden where you can come out with some serious puncture wounds.

That's some beautiful baby San Pedros in the beginning

My favorite nursery

Love it. Nudie shots!!

OH GOD, THATS SO FUCKIN NICE❕❕

So rad man I'ma go there

That's the coolest penstemon I've ever seen

I love thik kind of garden

Omg I had a feeling you were in town. Did you come on the train? And welcome to our beautiful home! Don't tell anyone how great it is here.

The astrophytums are gorgeous! I see why people will pay good money for a specimen :O

What a trip...

Fuck yeah dude. This was awesome.

greetings from a cacti-grower from germany

Please head to South Africa! Don’t get arrested but for goods sakes let’s see some of those wicked arid loving plants in situ! Sanseveria, haworthia, aloe, euphoria... the good stuff...

OMG that Tephro 😍😍😍

Nice, really enjoyed this one! I love all those lumpy, weird, geometric fuckers 😍 I have two tiny tephrocactus geometricus seedlings that are barely hanging on, I hope to god they survive!

Takin a bath in the cacti.....I will with my favorite botanist...

what a garden of gods

I love your videos!! If you come near the Northeast I could show you some great spots...I'm extremely interested in wild edibles, (my 4 acre yard Is one big botanists dream!) My thick Boston accent and your chicagoan accent would meld perfectly. Keep on keeping on my friend!!

@TwoPartyIllusion

3 жыл бұрын

you've taught me a lot with with a smile on my face guy!!

so many species I didn't know, they are beautiful. I had a little trip to the sierra madre occidental this weekend and I had to look to every rock wall looking for cactáceas (because your fault) and I found some. How do they get there? Is it because the birds hide fruits in the gaps or what? Amazing!

Have you done a video about sedums? I’d love to hear your thoughts about them!

This guy right here is my favorite botanist 🤣

We really enjoy your videos, Prick. Just kidding. Actually wondering if you are planning any visits to Africa. Would love to know more about aloes. We learn a lot from you. Keep strong, Jose and Karen

Dude you're in Tucson area? I was just out hiking around Mt Lemmon. Dang.

You are in my back yard!

homeboy got a ruler tattooed on his middle finger 🤣 24:04

Do a kick-starter to fund a tour of Japan! Would be some great content!

he should be giving lectures!

I've got to watch this twice

What's the cactus next to the leuchtenbergia, around 20:26? Huge fan of your work. GFYB

I would really enjoy your new merch some day in the future..... to say “ pure cactus porn!”

if you ever find yourself out that way you should check out rocky glen in peoria, the ravine and prairie there have some pretty unique geology and botany

How have I lived here my whole life and never been to this place!! If you're here again and want a place with a whole Lotta weird plants to check out (less of a nursery but they pretty much specialize in the weird ones and have lots of em too) ecogro llc. Have more plants than I can count from them and get my coco from them too for damn good prices got their own brand you can find in some other stores too for twice the price or more lol