*DIPLOMACY SUPREMACY!* Hello HELLO! Part 1 out 5 of my challenge/guide series on Crusader Kings 3 Lifestyles! Make sure to leave a like and a comment to appease the algorithm god! It really helps out the channel!

@dantewehkamp884

2 жыл бұрын

U actually can do the entirety of Sweden, Norway and Denmark in 5 years

Poor Bjorn Ironside, died from lethal castration 🤣 10/10, will be missed

@Grivehn

2 жыл бұрын

What we learned happens when Björn takes the peaceful route: He either gets castrated, or his own wife becomes Morathi from Warhammer and cucks him with his son behind a mask, Malekith.

@ajstevens1652

2 жыл бұрын

Such is the consequence of recreating Prawnhub!

@DIEGhostfish

2 жыл бұрын

Your minecraft axe PFP makes this so much better.

I for one welcome our new viking overlord. Because he is an outstanding diplomat, of course.

@roenie3010

2 жыл бұрын

Good idea, getting on his good side before he makes the "killing everyone" episode.

Sooo...you're basically a viking palpatine XD i love democracy

@Koifish

2 жыл бұрын

I AM THE SENATE!

@wolffrdu6463

2 жыл бұрын

@@Koifish but, they don't have a senate @koifish

@beanos8024

2 жыл бұрын

@@Koifish no, no, you ARE the LAW SPEAKER eh, doesn't have the same ring to it

@Sawcon4

2 жыл бұрын

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagius the wise?

@Arbaaltheundefeated

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sawcon4 Don't you mean Darth Plaguisson?

6:06 this is the best meme material I have heard. Perfection

@jagothegamer5750

2 жыл бұрын

I like 12:42 better lol

I used to hate diplo but it's powerful. Between forced vassalsation cb. Ducal conquest CB and discount on title creation. Increased diplo vassalation chance and your vassals are less likely to revolt. So like super OP

@50-FIFTY

2 жыл бұрын

all trees are really powerful and have their own situations where theyre best in but overall innovations is going to bottleneck you if you play till late game so learning is the best imo

@Arbaaltheundefeated

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, my only issue with this strategy really is that there's so much instability especially after successions, when you have so little control and connection with your vassals. I remember forming the Empire of Scandinavia this way and while I certainly succeeded it never felt very unified as I'm pretty sure there was at least five wars going on between my own vassals at any given time for the entirety of my campaign excluding the early-game :D

I love breaking games without breaking them

The spymaster is so good at his job, he turn over himself.

I have watched a lot of your videos lately since I recently got CK3 myself and what happens between 6:05 and 6:25 is probably the hardest I have laughed in a long time 😂

This is always a fun playthrough. Easy way to form the North Sea Empire as well. With that you can reform your faith (with communion of course), be feudal for free, and become stronk af.

Finally a man who teaches me how to pronounce the names right. You should do a full video in swedish, just for our auditive pleasure 🍿 Now, where can I find an Irish CK3 player who can actually read them unpronounceable names? 😂😂 AFTER watching koifish's video, of course 😊

This is really cool. I always seem to end up using the same focus trees. Get golden obligation the build cheaper stuff then flip to learning scholarship tree to learn on the job then flip to family up to patriarch. You get mad stats but interesting to see different paths!

I followed what you did and speed run an empire under one reign. The lucky factor for me is one Norse ruler was so successful at his adventure at East Francia and literally rules the whole kingdom as a duke while my vassals slowly eats Uppland. After three generations, I reformed the Astaru religion while having the sacred sites at Germany, Sweden, and Norway. Put the communion tenet and while being a temporal head of faith, easy money!

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue." -Chiefton Hroflr

Didin't know diplomacy was this powerful. Love the video idea

By Odin I'm really pleased about you making more ck3 videos. My day is delighted by the quality of both production and jokes just as usual. Thank you!

"YOU CUT OFF MY PINIS" FISH, Koi. 2022.

I dont know how I have never stumbled into your channel before, this was amazing! Great work.

I'm having a great time on this channel! These videos are very entertaining AND educational!

Love it, and I love the pronunciation too! It's cool to watch a Scandinavian play a Norse character!

Thank you for this video series! I've seen plenty of good videos about how to play the game mechanically (how to make claims/warfare/marriage) over the years. But to be able to see how to utilize the strengths of each lifestyle, and what is possible to do between wars--or instead of them, is exactly what I needed to help unlock the RP flavor of the game instead of just "trying to win or paint the map"

First time in my 200 hours of CK3 I saw a wife eating the PP"s hubsband. What a great achivement !

it seems they have fixed this somehow. i actually managed to play 2 games just vassalizing norse petty chiefs, but just today when i went for a 3rd game, suddenly i cant even vassalize varmaland or any of the other petty chiefs. what bullshit man, this was so much fun

I’m looking forward to this series!

great playthrough, hope to see more soon

You're the best! Love your videos so much!

Great video, keep it up!

Another awesome CK3 chanel !

Absolutely loved that bit about the big chonky berserker XD Awesome, funny vid ^-^

I am such a huge fan of you, Spiffing Brit... I mean Koifish. I just love learning how to exploit, I mean optimize, my gameplay.

@jacobmoitt8395

2 жыл бұрын

Too bad he stole the video from @Ottawa Welshman so he’s more exploiting smaller KZread channels rather than the game

@spiritorange8325

Жыл бұрын

@@jacobmoitt8395 I think your high my dude yes these videos are similar but they focus on two different areas in the game and two different types of skills in the game even then it’s not like this is a novel Idea either

NICE GOOD VID. THAT ENDING THO.definitely watched it to the end

@Koifish

2 жыл бұрын

You watched it on 2x speed!

@Lenonios

2 жыл бұрын

@@Koifish always

My favourite thing about Ragnar Lothbrok is that everyone is his son, even those from other centuries, and he may or may not have existed! 😂

Can't wait for the learning playthrough

The things AI children get up to sometimes, it's really shocked me. There was one time I had a female ruler who had several children. Sons and daughters. One daughter was an alcoholic and drug addict. One son kept coming on to me (his mother). Another daughter was a deviant and I had an event where I walked in on her in bondage being beaten by someone dressed in my clothes. My other son was fortunately normal, but he died quite early.

@JH-zs3bs

Жыл бұрын

Lol, thats cursed ^^ You must have been a terrible mother :D

@Zaire82

Жыл бұрын

@@JH-zs3bs How dare you, I was a _great_ mother.

@PraiseJ-Pope

Жыл бұрын

What the hell...

Nice video Koifish!!!

Thumbs up simply for the Sims 1 music in the intro.

These are great!

Never pick the second treatment option unless you get a life threatening illnesses like cancer or leprosy

Excellent video.

6:02 This needs to become a meme

We must elevate the Fish within the algorithm. Go forth you glorious bastard.

can't wait for intrigue!

I love your videos been watching for 2 years

best ck3 youtuber ever man

Well, I hope the vid gets even more popular

"Something down below" Happy to help koi-dude!

@Koifish

2 жыл бұрын

Very good! :D

This is so cool!

10:07 I actually had to pause the video after that, because I had to recover from laughing so much! 🤣

I'm not gonna lie, I'm hoping to hear intense music when he gets to marshal. Especially when he starts a war.

It's not even funny how much better Befriend is for dealing with troublesome vassals compared to murder, though title revocation is always the best

@Amy_the_Lizard

2 жыл бұрын

Truth! I took over Khazaria as Dyre the Stranger and proceeded to befriend every vassal that had much power. Made managing the empire surprisingly easy, and have been taking a war free approach and just vassalized people after that one big war

"Are you really gonna take it from *insert county here*!?" - Swedish History according to Koifish

@Koifish

2 жыл бұрын

Or replace it with DANES!

Peculiar details

Better than most tutorials.

Another playthrough let's gooooo

I need more CK3 videos

11:49 Fan fiction writers be like

Nice!

Diplo be like: Create title for cheaper so people accept subjugation for less, and they won’t revolt because of diplo. Free land, cheap titles, and no risk of land loss.

THE BEST KZreadR IN ALL OF SCANDINAVIA

10:05 made me lose my shit and laugh for 5 minutes straight

Rewatching this video just for the hilarious event chain at 6:00

this is gold

I like your stile! Im still laughing

Bjorn always has been the most chad of the sons

i love your roleplaying

Nice one

best part about the video is seeing Danmark belong to Svearike. as it should

I came here for tips on playing diplomatic, but I stayed because I couldn't stop laughing

Koifish could you try playing the Magyars and migrating to hungry.

This video made me realize how good diplomacy is

are you going to start as jarl haesteinn for the martial game, becuase he has one of the highest martial for the time, about equal to the husband of the woman you start as for the 'mother of us all' achievment, except haesteinn is a fudal viking and more interesting.

It really is infuriatingly idiotic that Paradox still thinks that being across the ocean is "distant".

EU: "Write that down right that down!"

Ivar keeps declaring war on me for Uppland xc

Liked and commented ;)

Nice

Hope this really really helps out!

You are the best bro 😘

@Koifish

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks my dude!

wow when said "click the like button" it lit up in rainbow colors. this must be some new ai thing since that wasnt a feature when this vid was uploaded

du är bra på crusader kings

guys.. i have question.. if you are go into diplomacy and got 2 empire. can i just go with elective succession for empire while everyone love me? and add more empire and absorb more?

hmmm... when I play this today, just one month after you played the same strategy to take the coast, the base reluctance was 50 instead of 45 and the True Ruler perk only gave +20. have this been nerfed recently or am I doing something wrong? some rulers get to just 3 even with 100 relations and all of the diplomacy trees picked.

@sdfgvfbg

Жыл бұрын

yea the bastards have nerfed it. cant have shit in ck3

I enjoyed watching this video. It was helpful. I like Crusader kings 3. Diplomacy Is yummy.

Voll gut

Before alol I used was martial then Intrige but diplomacy absolutely destroys everyone else

Cool

Cool video luv u big fan from Pakistan

Please play the Robertien ^^ and create the capetien dynastie

*sways the algorithm*

I tried to form Sweden.And then someone who has double my troops declared war for all my land.

12:04 World of Tank land 😈

Vey good

Gotta say. Love how much pride and spirit you have in your nationality and embrace the SVEDISH POWAH! (or danish in your case, i think)

"Peaceful" :)

Watching you choose Drastic Measures with the physician every time makes me cringe 😂 I have literally never taken that option

@ajstevens1652

2 жыл бұрын

He wants more mechanoids is why.

@the_tactician9858

2 жыл бұрын

A good physician can cure the Black Death with drastic measures. But for curing normal illnesses? I doubt you even need a doctor.

for the next challenge go for no peace sweden

Koifish

here's comment for our algorithm overlord

''I will drink from you Skull''

Yeah yeah, diplo stronk and all, but can we talk about that Italian Saxony first...?