Did the NECRONS invent JURASSIC PARK? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben
Did the necrons invent Jurassic Park or is there a planet sized human that eats Space Marines and poops them out as Chaos Space Marines?
Did Lucius the Eternal possess a munitions factory worker after stepping on a landmine or is there an Inquisitor locked in an eternal battle with himself to save a shrine world?
Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of Warhammer or 40k Lore, one is true Lorehammer and one is made up Yourhammer but which one is it?
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Lucius the Eternal is the ultimate example of the Worf effect in 40k. His entire special power revolves around people beating him, a so-called 'unbeateble duellist' in combat.
@falleithani5411
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly somewhat realistic. Nothing murders duelists faster and more messily than putting them on a battlefield. Dueling and soldiering are vastly different skill sets.
@TheDrCN
3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that getting Worfed is literally the first canonical appearance of Lucius in anything. The very first time we meet him in the Horus Heresy books he's kicking the shit out of like scrub marines in the training room or whatever, and then he challenges main character guy to a duel just so he can job it out and make the other guy look cool.
@woof5082
Жыл бұрын
@@falleithani5411 nothing kills a duelist better than a landmine
@josgretf2800
Жыл бұрын
@@woof5082 classic Fencing 101. If you can, landmine
@cage6145
Жыл бұрын
Too be fair I think canonically he hasn't got that many faces on his armour and for a guy that's lived that long is pretty impressive
I see the next phase in the Tom and Ben takeover is coming along nicely.
@junglejournalist2507
3 жыл бұрын
haha
Ben: Deception exceptional. Execution...also exceptional.
"It's a literal *and* figurative minefield, Ben!"
Atlas Infinitum needs to be a real thing, that was amazing premise for a story
@RenegadeMercury
2 жыл бұрын
It is an amazing for a story. If you're interested, it bears some similarities to the TOS episode Lazarus. It's certainly not the same, but similar vibes
@DefaultFlame
8 ай бұрын
I was sure that the Inquisitor story was the true story. I'm kinda happy it wasn't, because I love the landmine story.
I now imagine a story about some dude whos father were possessed by Lucius and dedicate his life to killing him. He learns all about the curse and decides to make his own armor and weapon. He managed to defeat Lucius and then kills himself by destroying his own body in order to stop the cycle before the curse takes full effect.
@oscarpines7927
2 жыл бұрын
Dude this would actually be a VERY good story.
@InterrogatingTheCat
Жыл бұрын
Then whoever mined the metal for his armour dies, or whoever transported him there, the curse is bullshit
"That's a cool setting. Now tell me the one about the Chaos guy with the pooping curse" made me laugh so hard I had trouble breathing.
Ferrus Manus is the epitome of 40k names
Honestly, Ferrus Manus is one of the dumbest names in any fictional setting
@willis32
3 жыл бұрын
And he's chronically underused. Change the name and give me more mechanical fighty boy and I'd love the Iron Hands
@Ali-ey9sz
3 жыл бұрын
I mean, it is when you think about it. It's really stupid. That's why I don't think about it.
@ParadoxNerdHLM
3 жыл бұрын
I don't get why, but it just makes me so angry. Probably because it doesn't really fit in with the other Primarch names, which are all fairly normal, at least for 40K
@Ali-ey9sz
3 жыл бұрын
@@ParadoxNerdHLM I will say, the name is bad but I did love him as a character and unlikely friendship with Fulgrim. That was great. I definitely prefer his moniker of "The Gorgon" to Ferrus Manus.
@RAFMnBgaming
3 жыл бұрын
@@ParadoxNerdHLM Great the Red? Raven Raven? Bloody?
YES FINALLY A TOM AND BEN CHANNEL
@junglejournalist2507
3 жыл бұрын
I Know Right!!!
Necrons could EASILY kill Lucius. The mindless Necrons, like Warriors and Flayed Ones feel only hatred and are incapable of satisfaction, and especially Scarabs and other Canoptek units are totally unfeeling. Even the Necrons who DO feel satisfaction could casually kill him, because Necrons as a whole are totally immune to Chaos because they're soulless.
@ieyke
3 жыл бұрын
@Mikhail G That literally shouldn't be considered canon, because there are a couple levels on which that is canonically impossible. Plus it's additionally extremely stupid on a at least 3 levels. Feeling satisfaction is the ONLY part of it that meets the requirements. There's some shit in 40k that's SO DUMB that it should just be ignored. Like the novel version of Uriel Ventris, and Nemesis Dreadknights.
@rocketforthree4479
3 жыл бұрын
@@ieyke I mean that dumbness is the very reason for making LoreHammer-YourHammer. We all know its stupid that its canon.
@ieyke
3 жыл бұрын
@@rocketforthree4479 I mostly agree, but there's still a difference between dumb and just flat-out impossible in the canon.
@rocketforthree4479
3 жыл бұрын
@@ieyke You're probably right. Also, I looked it up. That Necron story is in the 8th edition Chaos Codex. To quote it, "not even the Necron's body of living metal can prevent [the strange curse] because it takes a cold pride in victory". Yeah, its bonkers. *_shrug_*
@TheStormingmonkey
3 жыл бұрын
@@rocketforthree4479 so by that logic the curse made the necron enjoy the kill... so he should of possessed the landmine not the land mine maker XD
there is actually a homebrew someone wrote where lucius gets eaten by a swarm of tyanids and then because they are all connected and the smart ones have sort of emotions, like the norn queen is proud of her babies and also proud of how efficient her splinter fleet is, and so he resurrects as sort of an entire splinter fleet that is slanesh aligned and has his general vibe of waring skin and nasty tentacles.
It amazes me watching these how bad Ben can be at lying in TTT and how amazing Tom can be at it.
I absolutely adore both of these yourhammer ideas. One is just stupid enough for 40k and one is just soooo cool
According to this flow chart the person that killed me is the emperor... Whelp. gg!
I was wondering how long it'd be before Lorehammer was its own uploaded segment
This is a whole new way to experience warhammer and i love it
Im sorry, but the most ludicrous Part of those stories is that, A CHAOS SPACE MARINE, A CHAMPION CHOSEN BY SLAANESH FUCKING D I E D T O A L A N D M I N E
@lithobreak3812
2 жыл бұрын
I love to picture it, he swanining about all full of himself then he takes a step, hears a "click" and is popped into a cloud of red mist
this is definitely my new favorite segment
I knew Atlas Infinitum was fake. The writing was too good for GW.
This is very difficult because every inconsistency in the fiction is just business as usual for the black library.
how did I not know this channel existed
I think the true way to kill Lucius is to beat him and then commit suicide by venting into space. Who's he gonna possess? The vacuum of space?
I am so glad that these are up as videos. These are so enjoyable to watch and just feel that _"Oh god, Jimmy Space"_ feeling.
The Inquistor story seems like something that might come up in an Eisenhorn novel, when Eisenhorn is musing to himself.
This exists now one wish granted next up tom and ben podcast also if they want to take over the world thats cool too. Just dont doom born it guys
I would love the dinosaur/Necron team-up to make a tabletop appearance.
I wanted Jurassic Park to be true so badly, but as soon as I heard "Giant Fat Man Planet" I knew it was false XD (I too watched Simons video so knew of it)
Shit, I missed the fact that there was now a Tom and Ben channel. Guess I'll go through and comment on and like all the videos for that all important SEO
I love lorehammer or yourhammer so much
WHOOT TOM AND BEN
As soon as I heard that fucking sentence of this planet is very meaty. I immediately knew what he was talking about
The planet next door is a bit more slim and is called Jake.
I'm running out of ways to say these are good boys
Yaaaay! It's Here!
BOM! TEN!
10:22 Look at the image to the right of the one that the mouse pointer is on; read the caption of it *smiley face*
Gotta comment on every video to make sure engagement doesn't go down despite the mass video dump
so if an emotionally dead null kills lucious and literally cannot feel pride?
Is it possible that the death korps of krieg could safely kill Lucius?
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ALGORITHMS!!!
I hope to see all of this in a few days on r/grimdank. Well done lads
Lorehammer or Vorehammer
They do make poo lore in herds
Algorithm I offer up to you this offering of a meager comment
What the hell... Ben is a goddamn amazing liar in this.... They should play ttt on a Warhammer map...
lorehammer, yourhammer, or vorehammer
ben's made up story this time, how far management can and will go to avoid accepting responsibility.
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Still confused as to why you’d dump all these videos up at once
just pleasing the algorithm
Surely if this channel's content is so engaging I have liked and commented on every video it should be higher in the youtube algorithms. Pewdiepie Minecraft Among Us Spiderman Elsa.