Did the NECRONS invent JURASSIC PARK? - Lorehammer or Yourhammer with Tom & Ben

Did the necrons invent Jurassic Park or is there a planet sized human that eats Space Marines and poops them out as Chaos Space Marines?
Did Lucius the Eternal possess a munitions factory worker after stepping on a landmine or is there an Inquisitor locked in an eternal battle with himself to save a shrine world?
Lorehammer or Yourhammer is a silly game where we each tell two stories of Warhammer or 40k Lore, one is true Lorehammer and one is made up Yourhammer but which one is it?
Tom and Ben are live every Wednesday at 5PM GMT at twitch.tv/yogscast

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  • @zoelea9609
    @zoelea96093 жыл бұрын

    Lucius the Eternal is the ultimate example of the Worf effect in 40k. His entire special power revolves around people beating him, a so-called 'unbeateble duellist' in combat.

  • @falleithani5411

    @falleithani5411

    3 жыл бұрын

    Honestly somewhat realistic. Nothing murders duelists faster and more messily than putting them on a battlefield. Dueling and soldiering are vastly different skill sets.

  • @TheDrCN

    @TheDrCN

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm pretty sure that getting Worfed is literally the first canonical appearance of Lucius in anything. The very first time we meet him in the Horus Heresy books he's kicking the shit out of like scrub marines in the training room or whatever, and then he challenges main character guy to a duel just so he can job it out and make the other guy look cool.

  • @woof5082

    @woof5082

    Жыл бұрын

    @@falleithani5411 nothing kills a duelist better than a landmine

  • @josgretf2800

    @josgretf2800

    Жыл бұрын

    @@woof5082 classic Fencing 101. If you can, landmine

  • @cage6145

    @cage6145

    Жыл бұрын

    Too be fair I think canonically he hasn't got that many faces on his armour and for a guy that's lived that long is pretty impressive

  • @That__Guy
    @That__Guy3 жыл бұрын

    I see the next phase in the Tom and Ben takeover is coming along nicely.

  • @junglejournalist2507

    @junglejournalist2507

    3 жыл бұрын

    haha

  • @mungobaggins8197
    @mungobaggins81973 жыл бұрын

    Ben: Deception exceptional. Execution...also exceptional.

  • @andrewrobinson4019
    @andrewrobinson40193 жыл бұрын

    "It's a literal *and* figurative minefield, Ben!"

  • @MyKoira
    @MyKoira3 жыл бұрын

    Atlas Infinitum needs to be a real thing, that was amazing premise for a story

  • @RenegadeMercury

    @RenegadeMercury

    2 жыл бұрын

    It is an amazing for a story. If you're interested, it bears some similarities to the TOS episode Lazarus. It's certainly not the same, but similar vibes

  • @DefaultFlame

    @DefaultFlame

    8 ай бұрын

    I was sure that the Inquisitor story was the true story. I'm kinda happy it wasn't, because I love the landmine story.

  • @engilaru
    @engilaru3 жыл бұрын

    I now imagine a story about some dude whos father were possessed by Lucius and dedicate his life to killing him. He learns all about the curse and decides to make his own armor and weapon. He managed to defeat Lucius and then kills himself by destroying his own body in order to stop the cycle before the curse takes full effect.

  • @oscarpines7927

    @oscarpines7927

    2 жыл бұрын

    Dude this would actually be a VERY good story.

  • @InterrogatingTheCat

    @InterrogatingTheCat

    Жыл бұрын

    Then whoever mined the metal for his armour dies, or whoever transported him there, the curse is bullshit

  • @JRFreeman
    @JRFreeman3 жыл бұрын

    "That's a cool setting. Now tell me the one about the Chaos guy with the pooping curse" made me laugh so hard I had trouble breathing.

  • @carlogamble2174
    @carlogamble21743 жыл бұрын

    Ferrus Manus is the epitome of 40k names

  • @ParadoxNerdHLM
    @ParadoxNerdHLM3 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, Ferrus Manus is one of the dumbest names in any fictional setting

  • @willis32

    @willis32

    3 жыл бұрын

    And he's chronically underused. Change the name and give me more mechanical fighty boy and I'd love the Iron Hands

  • @Ali-ey9sz

    @Ali-ey9sz

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean, it is when you think about it. It's really stupid. That's why I don't think about it.

  • @ParadoxNerdHLM

    @ParadoxNerdHLM

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don't get why, but it just makes me so angry. Probably because it doesn't really fit in with the other Primarch names, which are all fairly normal, at least for 40K

  • @Ali-ey9sz

    @Ali-ey9sz

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ParadoxNerdHLM I will say, the name is bad but I did love him as a character and unlikely friendship with Fulgrim. That was great. I definitely prefer his moniker of "The Gorgon" to Ferrus Manus.

  • @RAFMnBgaming

    @RAFMnBgaming

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ParadoxNerdHLM Great the Red? Raven Raven? Bloody?

  • @jessiahcouch
    @jessiahcouch3 жыл бұрын

    YES FINALLY A TOM AND BEN CHANNEL

  • @junglejournalist2507

    @junglejournalist2507

    3 жыл бұрын

    I Know Right!!!

  • @ieyke
    @ieyke3 жыл бұрын

    Necrons could EASILY kill Lucius. The mindless Necrons, like Warriors and Flayed Ones feel only hatred and are incapable of satisfaction, and especially Scarabs and other Canoptek units are totally unfeeling. Even the Necrons who DO feel satisfaction could casually kill him, because Necrons as a whole are totally immune to Chaos because they're soulless.

  • @ieyke

    @ieyke

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Mikhail G That literally shouldn't be considered canon, because there are a couple levels on which that is canonically impossible. Plus it's additionally extremely stupid on a at least 3 levels. Feeling satisfaction is the ONLY part of it that meets the requirements. There's some shit in 40k that's SO DUMB that it should just be ignored. Like the novel version of Uriel Ventris, and Nemesis Dreadknights.

  • @rocketforthree4479

    @rocketforthree4479

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ieyke I mean that dumbness is the very reason for making LoreHammer-YourHammer. We all know its stupid that its canon.

  • @ieyke

    @ieyke

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rocketforthree4479 I mostly agree, but there's still a difference between dumb and just flat-out impossible in the canon.

  • @rocketforthree4479

    @rocketforthree4479

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ieyke You're probably right. Also, I looked it up. That Necron story is in the 8th edition Chaos Codex. To quote it, "not even the Necron's body of living metal can prevent [the strange curse] because it takes a cold pride in victory". Yeah, its bonkers. *_shrug_*

  • @TheStormingmonkey

    @TheStormingmonkey

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rocketforthree4479 so by that logic the curse made the necron enjoy the kill... so he should of possessed the landmine not the land mine maker XD

  • @xavier84623
    @xavier846233 жыл бұрын

    there is actually a homebrew someone wrote where lucius gets eaten by a swarm of tyanids and then because they are all connected and the smart ones have sort of emotions, like the norn queen is proud of her babies and also proud of how efficient her splinter fleet is, and so he resurrects as sort of an entire splinter fleet that is slanesh aligned and has his general vibe of waring skin and nasty tentacles.

  • @oscarpines7927
    @oscarpines79273 жыл бұрын

    It amazes me watching these how bad Ben can be at lying in TTT and how amazing Tom can be at it.

  • @saltystrip8761
    @saltystrip87613 жыл бұрын

    I absolutely adore both of these yourhammer ideas. One is just stupid enough for 40k and one is just soooo cool

  • @Zyrdalf
    @Zyrdalf3 жыл бұрын

    According to this flow chart the person that killed me is the emperor... Whelp. gg!

  • @powercore2000
    @powercore20003 жыл бұрын

    I was wondering how long it'd be before Lorehammer was its own uploaded segment

  • @cainrevenant5208
    @cainrevenant52083 жыл бұрын

    This is a whole new way to experience warhammer and i love it

  • @alchemispark7751
    @alchemispark77513 жыл бұрын

    Im sorry, but the most ludicrous Part of those stories is that, A CHAOS SPACE MARINE, A CHAMPION CHOSEN BY SLAANESH FUCKING D I E D T O A L A N D M I N E

  • @lithobreak3812

    @lithobreak3812

    2 жыл бұрын

    I love to picture it, he swanining about all full of himself then he takes a step, hears a "click" and is popped into a cloud of red mist

  • @xavier84623
    @xavier846233 жыл бұрын

    this is definitely my new favorite segment

  • @ninja34744
    @ninja347442 жыл бұрын

    I knew Atlas Infinitum was fake. The writing was too good for GW.

  • @RAFMnBgaming
    @RAFMnBgaming3 жыл бұрын

    This is very difficult because every inconsistency in the fiction is just business as usual for the black library.

  • @Valsorayu
    @Valsorayu3 жыл бұрын

    how did I not know this channel existed

  • @ratchettheloreboi841
    @ratchettheloreboi8413 жыл бұрын

    I think the true way to kill Lucius is to beat him and then commit suicide by venting into space. Who's he gonna possess? The vacuum of space?

  • @PierceArner
    @PierceArner3 жыл бұрын

    I am so glad that these are up as videos. These are so enjoyable to watch and just feel that _"Oh god, Jimmy Space"_ feeling.

  • @Colenelnelson
    @Colenelnelson3 жыл бұрын

    The Inquistor story seems like something that might come up in an Eisenhorn novel, when Eisenhorn is musing to himself.

  • @mreclectic913
    @mreclectic9133 жыл бұрын

    This exists now one wish granted next up tom and ben podcast also if they want to take over the world thats cool too. Just dont doom born it guys

  • @librarianseth5572
    @librarianseth55723 жыл бұрын

    I would love the dinosaur/Necron team-up to make a tabletop appearance.

  • @kezmsfilms1300
    @kezmsfilms13003 жыл бұрын

    I wanted Jurassic Park to be true so badly, but as soon as I heard "Giant Fat Man Planet" I knew it was false XD (I too watched Simons video so knew of it)

  • @DrFilch
    @DrFilch3 жыл бұрын

    Shit, I missed the fact that there was now a Tom and Ben channel. Guess I'll go through and comment on and like all the videos for that all important SEO

  • @whocares317
    @whocares3173 жыл бұрын

    I love lorehammer or yourhammer so much

  • @fightinjack
    @fightinjack3 жыл бұрын

    WHOOT TOM AND BEN

  • @dragonswrath1890
    @dragonswrath18903 жыл бұрын

    As soon as I heard that fucking sentence of this planet is very meaty. I immediately knew what he was talking about

  • @kimmatzen6504
    @kimmatzen65043 жыл бұрын

    The planet next door is a bit more slim and is called Jake.

  • @ellapaddington6599
    @ellapaddington65993 жыл бұрын

    I'm running out of ways to say these are good boys

  • @kingkuma4112
    @kingkuma41123 жыл бұрын

    Yaaaay! It's Here!

  • @dermathze700
    @dermathze7003 жыл бұрын

    BOM! TEN!

  • @jonathanspeaks5889
    @jonathanspeaks58893 жыл бұрын

    10:22 Look at the image to the right of the one that the mouse pointer is on; read the caption of it *smiley face*

  • @shynarcissist
    @shynarcissist3 жыл бұрын

    Gotta comment on every video to make sure engagement doesn't go down despite the mass video dump

  • @IndigoWhiskey
    @IndigoWhiskey Жыл бұрын

    so if an emotionally dead null kills lucious and literally cannot feel pride?

  • @bdana7848
    @bdana78483 жыл бұрын

    Is it possible that the death korps of krieg could safely kill Lucius?

  • @asshat551
    @asshat5513 жыл бұрын

    More

  • @GergusTV
    @GergusTV3 жыл бұрын

    ALGORITHMS!!!

  • @Shortdwarf11
    @Shortdwarf113 жыл бұрын

    I hope to see all of this in a few days on r/grimdank. Well done lads

  • @PsychShrew
    @PsychShrew3 жыл бұрын

    Lorehammer or Vorehammer

  • @TheZombiemofo
    @TheZombiemofo3 жыл бұрын

    They do make poo lore in herds

  • @Scaggler
    @Scaggler3 жыл бұрын

    Algorithm I offer up to you this offering of a meager comment

  • @alecolson8360
    @alecolson83603 жыл бұрын

    What the hell... Ben is a goddamn amazing liar in this.... They should play ttt on a Warhammer map...

  • @soulcrusher929
    @soulcrusher9292 жыл бұрын

    lorehammer, yourhammer, or vorehammer

  • @IndigoWhiskey
    @IndigoWhiskey Жыл бұрын

    ben's made up story this time, how far management can and will go to avoid accepting responsibility.

  • @someperson8641
    @someperson86417 ай бұрын

  • @ribby9069
    @ribby90693 жыл бұрын

    Still confused as to why you’d dump all these videos up at once

  • @emilchristensen146
    @emilchristensen1463 жыл бұрын

    just pleasing the algorithm

  • @JinglyJohn
    @JinglyJohn3 жыл бұрын

    Surely if this channel's content is so engaging I have liked and commented on every video it should be higher in the youtube algorithms. Pewdiepie Minecraft Among Us Spiderman Elsa.