She's got to be the thickest MP that has ever lived.

@arktomorphos

4 жыл бұрын

And she's really stupid too

@MOGGS1942

4 жыл бұрын

@ray foskett I think she jumped ship before being dumped.

@andrewpredeth8459

4 жыл бұрын

The thickest human

@arktomorphos

4 жыл бұрын

@ray foskett she's incompetent and unfit for her job. What else you got?

@arktomorphos

4 жыл бұрын

@ray foskett she's a blabbering moron and also racist against Native English people, as her interviews shows. She's only in this position because of nepotism and the Ethnic Vote.

low intelligence + high confidence = worst combination.

@BelloBudo007

5 жыл бұрын

It reminds me a lot about when I tried to convince my Primary School teacher that I really had done the work instead of watching TV, which was of course what I really had been up to.

@Bullfrog377

5 жыл бұрын

It's 'cos she went to Cambridge

@roadhound101

5 жыл бұрын

@@Bullfrog377 I've been to Cambridge on a day trip, which degree do i get?? ;)

@nicksim1602

5 жыл бұрын

= danger

@robdlaidler

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like her ex-boyfriend Jeremy Corbyn

That Smile from Portillo is all that is needed. Brilliant

@ladysouthwold

3 ай бұрын

He is such an intelligent guy…

The gift that keeps giving.

@johnb6749

2 ай бұрын

That's about the best comment I've seen re the idiot DA - never fails to be comically stupid on camera....

She is the Tories biggest asset

@philldavies7940

5 жыл бұрын

and Labours biggest ass.

@MrYorickJenkins

5 жыл бұрын

So true. Every time I think of voting Labour I think of this ludicrous individual and think better of it

@thelawenforcerhd9654

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, you totally don't sound like a racist.....I mean look at all those brilliant WHITE politicians that made such a success of Brexit. Nah, let's pick on the black girl...

@howyouknowthat

5 жыл бұрын

TheLawEnforcerHD she is a dumb arse. Black or white.

@thelawenforcerhd9654

5 жыл бұрын

@@howyouknowthat There's nothing particulary exceptional about her other than that she's black and a woman. There are far worse parliamentarians. It is pretty obvious what your motivation is, but by all means try and pretend otherwise, it is comical watching the faux outrage you people exhibit when someone touches a nerve.

Daine Abbott is what you get when selection by gender and race is allowed to take priority over competence.

@camperera8112

5 жыл бұрын

That's left wing politics sadly

@grrr.9998

5 жыл бұрын

Churchill died for your sin.

@thenameplus431

5 жыл бұрын

Sjw politics innit

@danb2450

5 жыл бұрын

Daine

@davidkane1658

5 жыл бұрын

Yep 🙂

The absolute greatest example of a box ticker

@Isleofskye

2 ай бұрын

Now we all know why she is suspended by the Labour hierarchy until AFTER the Election:)

I didn't think I'd have enough storage on my phone to cope with the amount gaffes Dianne Abbott has done in the past 😂🤣😂🤣

Love how portillo is smirking, desperately try not to laugh out loud. 😂😂😂😂

@markd1516

24 күн бұрын

You'll find that Portillo is a personal friend of Abbott and that his disagreements with her are cordial and frank, unlike the sneering in this comments section.

@MickAngelhere

18 күн бұрын

He did remind her gently to the truth, he’s a real gentleman he is.

Michael Portillo's face in that last segment is priceless: just sitting back and enjoying the show!

@banjopete

3 жыл бұрын

What a Gentleman! I couldn’t have done it.

@jbiehlable

Жыл бұрын

She has nothing more to say.

@Steve-in-the-uk

3 ай бұрын

Yes. I completely agree with you. Michael Portillo's expression and silence was thunderous!

@user-to3yx3ih3o

3 ай бұрын

She be dumb even by dem ni#### standards. 😮

I’m keeping this for a bad day at work……..😂

During the darkest days of lockdown and with nothing but bad news this is my go to video. Eight minutes of laughter works wonders.

I have depression, about the only thing that puts a smile on my face is watching dianne abbots interviews

@davidenko2468

4 жыл бұрын

hope you are feeling better russell and our diane has been at it again

@Robfnord

3 жыл бұрын

Weird watching her makes me depressed, on a serious note though all the best

@jackc6506

3 жыл бұрын

Lol same

@CanadianMonarchist

3 ай бұрын

I struggle with depression too- take care man!

21 күн бұрын

@@CanadianMonarchist Need to cut the past out. The past is the evil that stops you from healing.

She talks like she’s at a job interview that’s she’s done no preparation for, and winging it

@ScottH-ot8id

4 жыл бұрын

Assoluta perfect description.

@hootsmon4723

4 жыл бұрын

Bet she didn't get the job .......oh she did wonder if the casting couch was used ...🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MarkLsixtyseven

4 жыл бұрын

@@hootsmon4723 Well she has shagged Corbyn, and she does have a top job. Just sayin.

@tingtong8781

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@pen2199

3 жыл бұрын

add a couple of gin n tonics to it, lets just say pissed

There is reality, then there is Diane Abbott

Only 8 minutes, 20 seconds. You must've done some serious editing there 😂

just think this woman is paid to be an MP - How scary is that

@toxichazard5015

4 жыл бұрын

@@KrisPbacon42 Thought this comment was BS until I went and looked. I didn't even know she appeared on 'This Week' and that the BBC paid her £110,000 last year. That's crazy.

@vordman

4 жыл бұрын

@@toxichazard5015 That's the BBC bubble. And that's why it is doomed to extinction.

@somyod2u

3 жыл бұрын

@@vordman She ticks three of the BBC boxes straight off - she is female, she is black, and she is the MP for a London constituency.

@dryflyman7121

3 ай бұрын

Not as scary as those idiots who elected her

@thermion7869

3 ай бұрын

"I want a Refund"!

Quite scary that a person like this is in a position of power

@anghinetti

5 жыл бұрын

PasteyWhiteboy: Fortunately, she is not in a position of power but simply a member of Comrade Corbyn's Shadow Cabinet, although heaven help us if ever she did fall into a postion of power.

@henrytheeightheist8091

5 жыл бұрын

Plenty more similar dummies in all parties ..... and the reason the UK finds itself in the position it is today.......

@alisonhilll4317

Жыл бұрын

They have to have a box ticker.

@newyyykkll

Жыл бұрын

But I can list out the names of 100000 more politicians who are like this if not worse. They may not have gaffes on TV but they could be just as bad if not worse.

@C-eo1rt

9 ай бұрын

shes an MP that is a position of power@@anghinetti

Is this what a university education gets you 😂😂

Her privately educated son who has just been arrested for assaulting 2 police officers

@princeofdenmark9142

4 жыл бұрын

And flashin his junk. 11 charges in all. Best money you can spend, private school.

@MarkLsixtyseven

4 жыл бұрын

But its not been reported on BBC.

@MOGGS1942

4 жыл бұрын

@@MarkLsixtyseven And it hasn't been dealt with by the courts yet.

@johnsassoon7115

4 жыл бұрын

Crystal rampage🤯😡

@vordman

4 жыл бұрын

@@MOGGS1942 It has, he was found guilty and will be sentenced in July. Not that the BBC has bothered reporting it. Attacking doctors and nurses will get him a good helping of porridge I'd have thought.

She tends to start each sentence with “Well” when her remaining brain cells scramble frantically around her so-called brain lol.

@neilbower9052

3 ай бұрын

and what have you achieved in your life little fella? dissing people on youtube? is that the most you have accomplished in your life? How sad.

@sandragray3951

3 ай бұрын

​@@neilbower9052Oh Neil, you sucker. What a plank!🙄

@Isleofskye

2 ай бұрын

@@neilbower9052 Whatever anyone else has or has not achieved should not distract from her total incompetence which is why she is still suspended by the Labour hierarchy and won't be unveiled until Keor Starmer is , safely,in Number 10.

The perfect example of how a degree can mean absolutely nothing.

@MickAngelhere

18 күн бұрын

Who says that did the work for the degree herself?

@martinraxyz

16 күн бұрын

A degree on how to say nothing of value in interviews.

The fact this woman holds a position of power in this country is absolutely terrifying!!!

Is it true Micky mouse has got a Diane Abbott wrist watch !

@nicholasbrookes3728

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah. The little hand is up her nose and the big hands up her arse...

@johnny6476

5 жыл бұрын

Pko Tranny I’ve Also heard Mr Bean has one too. 😂

@howey935

5 жыл бұрын

@@nicholasbrookes3728 that cant be right she doesnt know her arse from her elbow

@Cassidon12345

5 жыл бұрын

This actually made me lol. Bravo.

@marclimax1346

5 жыл бұрын

No, the £30 policeman is guarding him

Apparently, Abbott went to Cambridge University. I can only assume it was to empty the bins, and clean the toilets.

@shamteal8614

4 жыл бұрын

Your assumption was correct, she caused a big stink whilst there.

@jamieforrester2857

4 жыл бұрын

Emptying bins and cleaning toilets takes some intelligence so I doubt very much she could have done that,

@williamtaylor874

4 жыл бұрын

To be fare it was closed lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@stevemccann4166

4 жыл бұрын

moggs It wasn’t to study mathematics I know that🤣

@davidclark2932

4 жыл бұрын

@benter1978 So are you. Tell me which of the eight words, you cannot spell?

She definitely sits on her TV and watches the couch. 🤪

Someone hasn't done their homework and failed to read the report 😂

Me thinks she has been helping herself to her sons meth.

3 жыл бұрын

On top of the superstrength weed she’s been using over the years.🤣

@hellowaves

3 жыл бұрын

Sharing is caring.

@darthpepe2994

3 жыл бұрын

If she wasn't such a racist man hating socialist vying to get into one of the most important offices in our government I might have wanted everyone to vote for her just for the comedy factor 😂😂

@ozzie1299

3 жыл бұрын

She's permanently pissed as well!🥂🥂

@darthpepe2994

3 жыл бұрын

@Simon Robson Funny how the people who want socialism so bad are the people who benefit from capitalism the most lol

The scary thing is she's just been re elected. The people of hackney north and stoke Newington have honestly just elected some one who wears odd left shoes 😂 proof you could put a labour rosette on a goat and some people would vote for it

@rjjcms1

4 жыл бұрын

Ah,well,some Conservatives boasted in the 80s about certain constituencies that you could put a blue rosette on a donkey and they (the constiutuents) would still vote for them. I think it was somewhere in Kent or perhaps along the south coast specifically. Died-in-the-wool Tory heartlands v Labour heartlands.

@richardhutchinson6578

4 жыл бұрын

@@rjjcms1 that's was the 80's before the internet, now it's easy to look up and research just how useless she is theres no excuse

@nuggetbunny5551

3 жыл бұрын

She was elected to be the mascot that we see tied to the front of bin lorrys.

@philluckwell617

3 жыл бұрын

Was the goat called Jeremy?

@tech9auto223

3 ай бұрын

I'd wager the people voting for her are not from hackney they may live there at the moment but they don't come from there theyre all foreigners from God knows where

What a scary thought ... Diane Abbott as Home Secretary

@johnbailey8012

2 ай бұрын

Have you seen David Lammy on mastermind...He's nearly as thick as her and will soon be Foreign Secretary....

Get her on Question Time. We could all do with a laugh 😂

Diane Abbott: "Andrew I have nothing more to say." Portillo: My smile tells it all.

@tarync6539

4 жыл бұрын

Dont you mean.... Andweeeww

@peterfitzpatrick7032

4 жыл бұрын

She has nothing intelligent to say... Portillo is lovin it... 🙄😂

I hope Ms Abbott remains by Corbyn's side forever. They deserve each other.

@Rayblondie

6 жыл бұрын

Yes she will be his trusty shield to fend off all the incisive questions.

@richardjones3096

5 жыл бұрын

Mark T imagine if they had children!! They would be ugly and stupid!

@roadhound101

5 жыл бұрын

@@richardjones3096 ....and that's just Abbotts genes in the mix!

@anghinetti

5 жыл бұрын

@pammens miss: Indeed, back in the late-70s but by the look of them both one would be forgiven in thinking that was the 1870s.

@anghinetti

5 жыл бұрын

@@blackphilip8936: It's a fact - back in the late-70s.

Rumour has it this video was actually 35 years long but they had to cut it down to 8 minutes

The scariest thing, is that people vote for her

@andysmith9836

17 күн бұрын

Some people would vote for Mr Blobby if it was wearing the right coloured rosette

Every picture I ever see of her she always looks confused. 🤣

"Anyone who knows the history of the British Empire knows this..." The Absolute gall of that woman

It’s actually quite scary how thick this women is

@wildnfrantic1015

4 жыл бұрын

I think scary is an understatement - and to think she could've been in charge of our police, borders and security services

@Jakestreet

4 жыл бұрын

*woman

@WildlifeObsessed

4 жыл бұрын

And you can’t tell the difference between ‘woman’ and ‘women’ !

@iftkhin3317

4 жыл бұрын

@@WildlifeObsessed Yeah, but 'jason miles' wasn't a hair's breadth away from becoming Home Secretary!

@MrWackozacko

4 жыл бұрын

*Thicc

Just another of the 1000 reasons I left the UK nearly 25 years ago……………….and yes…I NEVER looked back !

These aren’t Diane Abbot’s gaffes; this is just Diane Abbot.

Imagine if she was Home Secretary and meeting representative's of other countries, they'd just take the absolute piss out of her and Britain would be the laughing stock of the whole world.

@roadhound101

5 жыл бұрын

You could just imagine at a state dinner, if she was introduced to more than 3 people at one time, she would go into a full melt down trying to remember their names and who was who!!

@briancuthbertson6448

5 жыл бұрын

It's the Foreign Secretary who meets representatives of other countries, and that was Boris. How do you mean 'would be'?

@antonyhewson4412

5 жыл бұрын

Already is a laughing stock..we gave absolutely everything away, even our culture is being killed off by these people.

@MariaLopez-hc2nm

5 жыл бұрын

Lmfho... Lol 😂😀😀😀😀

@marcusmurphy3640

5 жыл бұрын

we already are

I miss Diane. She always made me smile when I was feeling a bit low

@sunnygirl1826

2 ай бұрын

😂😂

Jeez, a conversation with Diane Abbot is like pulling teeth! 😂

Best video on KZread. Ever. Can't believe I've never seen it before.

Whether Dianne Abbott is actually alive or dead has baffled the medical profession for years

The gift that keeps on giving, comedy gold 😂😂

@mrdojob

4 жыл бұрын

She's natures unintended comedian.

@ciaranmarsh255

2 жыл бұрын

It’s not comedy

Whenever I have a bad day and feel inadequate, I just watch this. It cheers me up no end. 😊

I love how she keeps looking upwards to see whether her brain is still there or not.

And this is the calibre and intelligence of Labour’s front bench. No wonder they lost the election big time.

Diane Abbot has the intellectual capacity and Integrity of a 3 year old child telling you they havent been in the biscuit tin with chocolate smeared all over their face

@marknorthcott1728

4 жыл бұрын

Chocolate ....ooooooo

@heli-crewhgs5285

3 жыл бұрын

Chocolate! 😂😂😂

@taxslave5906

3 жыл бұрын

Is that a racial joke?

@thewengerinn5555

3 жыл бұрын

@@taxslave5906 I have white choc biscuits in my biscuit tin.....so i think youre a racist for suggesting that its racist 🤷‍♂️ Youre like those strange people who somehow think dressing as a gorilla at fancy dress is racist too....

@thermion7869

3 ай бұрын

There's no test for what you are thinking, - Yet@@taxslave5906

It’s like watching an English version of my GCSE french verbal exam. Teacher throwing me so many bones and I’m just basically repeating their words to keep afloat 😂

The face on Michael, l can't stop 🛑 laughing 😂 😅

This is what you get when minority quotas become more important than competence.

@randyvines1497

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@nmatavka

4 жыл бұрын

No, this is what you get when you slept with the leader of the party.

'Well, um' sums her up!

Enjoying this channel!

Surprised this video is so short.

She's the political equivalent of Baldrick !! 2 beans and 2 more beans makes 10,000 police officers...hilarious !

@roadhound101

5 жыл бұрын

LMFAO!!

@iftkhin3317

5 жыл бұрын

She has a cunning plan!

@fozzy127

5 жыл бұрын

She was planning on paying the police officers with turnips.

@iftkhin3317

5 жыл бұрын

@@fozzy127 Lol! Is that the cunning plan? 😉

@jacksonirving4594

5 жыл бұрын

" how dare you". Comparing her too poor little baldrick. Atleast he had a cunning plan. She's just daft.

She is tremendous value. Makes me smile every time I see her on National or International media. A unique talent.

Only 8.20 mins really should be longer than war a peace

Not only does it surprise me that she keeps getting elected as an MP but always seemingly with a considerable margin!

Michael Portillo's face is priceless.

@davidmichael3189

4 жыл бұрын

Portillo has a big nose.

@kennyf1993

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidmichael3189 diane is that you with a fake account

@TheJohnCooper

4 жыл бұрын

David Michael not As big as Diannes

Interviewers must love it when they drag her in..

She went through Cambridge on the back of a motor bike!

How? Just How did she get into a position of power?! Scares the crap out of me

The shadow home secretary, MY GOD, WHAT A MESS THIS COUNTRY IS IN.....

@Rayblondie

6 жыл бұрын

Like a Mickey Mouse film or Alice in wonderland tea party.

This woman graduated from Cambridge university , let that sink in for a few moments

@bobrobertson9547

3 ай бұрын

They have a policy of letting in some people who meet a specific criteria. Not sure what that criteria looks like, but maybe she got in on that ticket?

@gordonferrar7782

3 ай бұрын

She graduated in not running in corridors and sitting quietly.

6:56 - wow, its not even a joke how patronising she comes across in this. that whiny, drawn-out 'aaaaandrewwww' is the stuff of nightmares.

Love the sound effects 👍👍👍👍

"I've got nothing more to say, I've got nothing more to say ". Let's hope so

I want to scream, the patronising way she talks to anyone - Andrew, Andrew Andrew - I have got nothing more to say! EEEEH!

@return2earthvideochannel

5 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, Ms Abbott isn't bright enough to be patronising, she probably doesn't even know the meaning of the word. She has developed an 'educated' (i.e. posh/intelligent) sounding tone in her voice that people mistake for being patronising. She is the most ridiculous, uneducated and ignorant person ever to be elected as an MP. What has this country become?

@JV-vh4jq

5 жыл бұрын

"I've got nothing more to say".. it's like when a guilty person keeps saying "no comment". The "Andrew Andrew" tone of voice was reminiscent of someone speaking to a tense cat...

@johnnymeringues987

5 жыл бұрын

Milf

@masada2828

5 жыл бұрын

So... how did she, manage to get elected, who are the dick heads who voted for her? Who are you going to blame?

@masada2828

5 жыл бұрын

I bet she is just as capable as she is good looking.

The hesitation in saying how much the extra police would cost is because she was struggling to take her shoes off so she could count passed ten.

@markfox1545

27 күн бұрын

*past. You were saying...?

It was the photo in the press of her wearing ...... DIFFERENT SHOES ON EACH FEET that did it for me. Thick as a brick!!!?😂😂😂😂

Sad she's gone. She was comedy gold and brought laughter into our lives.

@0saintclark0

2 ай бұрын

She's still an MP, still fucking up, just not on the front bench anymore so not as visible.

She keeps saying, 'I think'. When clearly she can't.

Michael Portillo must have been crying inside listening to the Muppet next to him.

She makes my day a lot brighter 😂

Now, imagine the people that voted her

@MOGGS1942

4 жыл бұрын

MP for Hackney, which has the highest knife crime in U.K.

@jackrobinson9403

4 жыл бұрын

i imagine they all look like various colours of Kermit the Frog

@MadameButterfly800

4 жыл бұрын

60% population of her constituency are WHITE, 19% black, 7% Asians.

She's the real life Ralph wiggum

@yhanwotm8669

5 жыл бұрын

Spot on

@jessex443

5 жыл бұрын

Best comment ever. Love it.

@CaptainCarling

5 жыл бұрын

Chewing a glue brush pmsl

@westnerrs2084

5 жыл бұрын

You sir have just insulted Ralph Wiggum. Shame on you!

@rideoutlondon

5 жыл бұрын

Ralph has more sense

Given her own sons history and behaviour, she obviously did not "GO TO THE WALL" for her own son. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Micheal Portillo is wishing he was on a nice train journey 😂

Obviously she's got learning difficulties.

@geoffbray6099

5 жыл бұрын

Deep House Groover people with Down syndrome have more intellect than her.

@philcosgrove6823

5 жыл бұрын

@@geoffbray6099 She is dumb as hell I don't understand how she got so high up in the shadow cabinet

@johnkennedy8795

5 жыл бұрын

How the heck did she get where she is,Its mind blowing she was Shadow Home Secretary its actually scary

@SRPC21

5 жыл бұрын

I have a learning disability but it made me excel; For every interview I prep the hell so I know exactly what I’m talking about and prepare myself for every question

“Lots of black boys doing extremely well”. I’m sure there are, pity your privately educated son isn’t one of them.

@reg10x

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, her son the violent, racist, meth addict thug who keeps getting sectioned. Clearly as excellent at parenting as she is at being a "politician."

@priestfan81

3 ай бұрын

There aren't.

Two short planks come too mind when i hear her 😂😂😂😂

Portillos smile is hilarious 😂😂😂

Dianne Abbot ~ One of our BEST Stand Up Comedians, still can't understand why she chose to pursue her second career in politics ~ a great loss to the world of comedy !

@paullogan5240

5 жыл бұрын

Not really a loss look at all the material she provides for working comedians

She does have very racist views but gets away with it because of her colour

@MarekzAnglii

5 жыл бұрын

The same applies to MP David Lammy!

@gregorydoran5631

5 жыл бұрын

Could not be put better !!!

@vordman

5 жыл бұрын

@@MarekzAnglii But Lammy IS Diane Abbott when she takes off her wig. They're the same person. Have they ever been seen in the same room together? Surely there can't be 2 such dullards in Parliament.

@roadhound101

5 жыл бұрын

@@vordman LOL...doing a "Doubtfire"

@barryhomeowner1032

5 жыл бұрын

Please elaborate until you say what you really mean

Andrew I've got nothing more to say,,, she speaks slowly because she can't think fast

Portillo's face says it all. He doesn't even need to open his mouth. 😂😂😂😂😂

Lee Evans used to be my favourite comedian until Diane Abbott came along 😀

Portillo is thinking about his next train journey.

She should have a comedy gig. This woman is a box ticking joke

Amazing! You'd think that being made a fool of once would make her do thorough research going forward, but no, she just brazenly continues to be totally unprepared. 😂

“Have you read the report?” “Yes” 100% of viewers think she’s more likely to have won the London marathon than that she’d read the report.

She'd be a good character in an episode of Scooby Doo

Portillo's face priceless 😮

Hackney residents must be the thickest voters ever

I love the way she has to look up(into her mind) to find the answer she's looking for, this is something my 4 year old does. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@grrr.9998

5 жыл бұрын

After your 4 year old is deciding her dad is a numty but can't bring forth the word quite yet.LOL

@jonathonsmith6831

5 жыл бұрын

@@grrr.9998 Nice to add lol as one needs to know that you was attempting humour but failed miserably.

@yan4524

5 жыл бұрын

@@grrr.9998 Yet, you spelt numpty wrong ?? Checking your spelling and adding the P, would have been a good idea, before trying to take the pee !!!! 😂🤣😂

@roadhound101

5 жыл бұрын

@@grrr.9998 Rudeness is the weak person's imitation of strength......rig a bell?

@roadhound101

5 жыл бұрын

@@grrr.9998 ....i'm assuming your name is "Greg" or "Gray" or are you just having trouble spelling it?

Thank Christ she was a major player in the Labour party. She helped them lose . Well done.

The sound effects! 😂😂😂

How - HOW has she been allowed to proceed as a politician....???!!!