- D E S P A R A T E - Your turn!

@RoughSmoothie

3 жыл бұрын

Desparate

@CaptainLumpyDog

3 жыл бұрын

@@RoughSmoothie Desparate

@megid0rino

3 жыл бұрын

Desparate

@CaptainLumpyDog

3 жыл бұрын

@@megid0rino DESPARATE

@kingwaffleton1774

3 жыл бұрын

Desperate

Pistol Untrained 🔲 Rifle Untrained 🔲 Swimming Untrained 🔲 Kazoo MASTER 🔲🔲🔲🔲

@epsteindidntkillhimself69

3 жыл бұрын

How dare you neglect your swimming skill?

@SeptemberManHey

3 жыл бұрын

wp man except for the swimming skill ofc

@unwantedvoid1678

3 жыл бұрын

Swimming skill is OP. So, don't play with it, unless you want to have legal cheat.

@Ezio999Auditore

2 жыл бұрын

Swimming: GRANDMASTERY

@norouziman8748

2 жыл бұрын

Or Environmental resistance

"You aren't actually going to play that at night?!?" "My kazoo is augmented."

@TyrannoWright

3 жыл бұрын

_"My new partner, JC Denton. Don't tell me you're going to play that kazoo during a night operation."_ _"My kazoo is augmented."_

@enclave_here

3 жыл бұрын

@Gaming York IT GAVE ME LEMON LIME

@ncsupi

5 ай бұрын

The Kazoo would not make a mistake.

Played this near my 3d printer. Now it's a Universal Constructor.

@AshleyPomeroy

3 жыл бұрын

Are you properly trained in its operation?

@PhobosTK

3 жыл бұрын

@@AshleyPomeroy No. *Not yet*

@guyincognito5663

3 жыл бұрын

@@PhobosTK Maybe you should try getting a job.

@PhobosTK

3 жыл бұрын

​@@guyincognito5663 okay, where?

@guyincognito5663

3 жыл бұрын

@@PhobosTK At VersaLife, they are the ones making money off the plague.

I must admit that I am somewhat impressed by the performance of the kazoo unit.

@dannylamb456

5 жыл бұрын

The secondary kazoo should be online soon. It's currently undergoing drumming and honk training and will be operational within 6 months.

@kabob0077

5 жыл бұрын

dannylamb456 What about the MOUTHS unit?

@serberus5233

4 жыл бұрын

Aquinas spoke of a mythical kazoo on a hill...

@Vonias

4 жыл бұрын

@@serberus5233 soon that kazoo will be real and we will be crowned it's owners, or better than owners... MASTERS!

@ChanologyAgent

4 жыл бұрын

@@Vonias Just imagine....Kazoos...running the world. A new age!

he was a good man *lip smack* what a rotten way to DOOT

That's terror.

@sorokabeloboka8818

4 жыл бұрын

Kazoo music is where it belongs - on it's way back to the people.

@kirkhammer9612

4 жыл бұрын

Terur bult imto teh sistehm

@5persondude

4 жыл бұрын

Niko0902 When Kazoo Process fails is we really do live in a world of terror

@Ezio999Auditore

4 жыл бұрын

@stg Number 3 A bomb?

@SideBurns

4 жыл бұрын

I AM the people

"When kazoo process fails us, we truly do live in a world of terror"

_You've got ten seconds to beat it before I start playing this kazoo._

I'm not gonna stand here and listen to you make a mockery of the greatest soundtrack the world has ever known.

@RoughSmoothie

3 жыл бұрын

All soundtracks are social engineering, that's always been the real purpose.

@CaptainLumpyDog

3 жыл бұрын

@@RoughSmoothie I think the government made the sound track!

@Canama139

2 жыл бұрын

@@CaptainLumpyDog Do you have a single fact to back that up?

@CaptainLumpyDog

2 жыл бұрын

@@Canama139 Number one: That's kazoos.

@HQ_Default

Жыл бұрын

_I'M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND LISTEN TO YOU BADMOUTH THE GREATEST INSTRUMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN_

You mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got kazoos of steel.

@KneelB4Bacon

3 жыл бұрын

"A kazoo's a bad choice for close-range combat."

@vladyslavponomarchuk2692

3 жыл бұрын

BAAAAAAALS OF STEEEEEEEEEL!!!!

@lm9029

2 жыл бұрын

You do not own a kazoo. You do not know what it is like.

@omni0414

Жыл бұрын

i wanted a recorder. it gave me kazoo.

"If there was no DOOT, it would be necessary to invent it." - Voltaire

I was expecting like a "shitty recorder cover" type of meme with this, but the execution of this is actually amazing.

@oz_jones

4 жыл бұрын

Augmented kazoos

@TheEmpressNyx

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHHJSNSNAJA

@jussomdude8506

Жыл бұрын

dont underestimate the ppl who do kazoo covers theyre all like this

@Ezio999Auditore

11 ай бұрын

He’s seriously going to play that kazoo at night?

Guess I'm gonna reinstall Deus Ex.

@MrPolluxxxx

4 жыл бұрын

What?! That mean you uninstalled it at some point.

@deadfishy666

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrPolluxxxx Sadly yeah. The game is so broken with things like item duping and infinite inventory that I just got bored halfway though the game.

@TammoKorsai

4 жыл бұрын

I recommend trying out Give Me Deus Ex and The Nameless Mod.

@pkk78104

3 жыл бұрын

Why uninstall it? It's cool.

@Ezio999Auditore

3 жыл бұрын

Why contain it, install Revision, let it spill into your steam library.

Our kazoo corpus is far in advance of theirs as are our tin cans and their... musical inflexibility has allowed us to make progress in areas they refuse to consider.

@_Irrelevant

3 жыл бұрын

Matthew9444 The 10 hour loop project?

@hajimeokajima

3 жыл бұрын

@@_Irrelevant Among other things, but I must admit that I've been somewhat disappointed with the performance of the primary KAZOO.

@_Irrelevant

3 жыл бұрын

@@hajimeokajima A secondary KAZOO should be online soon. It is currently undergoing preparation and should doot within six months. My kazooists will continue to report on it’s progress. If necessary, the primary will be terminated.

@hajimeokajima

3 жыл бұрын

@@_Irrelevant We've had to endure much, you and I, but soon there will be the 10 hour loop again - a new track. Aquinas spoke of the mythical doot of the kazoo. Soon that doot will be a reality, and we will be crowned its kings, or better than kings : GODS!

@Ezio999Auditore

2 жыл бұрын

UNATCO?

1:42 my music taste is augmented.

@musicalneptunian

4 жыл бұрын

When man becomes Prometheus, this is the music of Man as God!

@KingLich451

3 жыл бұрын

451 likes (⌐■‿■)

@valorkaizen

3 жыл бұрын

yo

Official theme song of InfoWars

@craigmoye2322

5 жыл бұрын

I screamed when I read this comment lol

@Nabo00o

5 жыл бұрын

so this is what the inside of Alex Jones's head sounds like, not surprised

@basedjulius4565

5 жыл бұрын

Based comment

@jcdenton4813

5 жыл бұрын

rofl

@Clero77

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, this one's too great for this shitshow

Patrolling the near dystopian future sure makes you wish for a *lemon-lime soda

@tomtheconqerur

5 жыл бұрын

Orange soda is the only clean drinking water in the future.

@DrewFr33m4nn

5 жыл бұрын

*_Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuka cola_*

@olivius8891

5 жыл бұрын

Orange soda is what I exclusively desire.

@dpfrazao32

5 жыл бұрын

I vanted ohange

@PhantomLink16

4 жыл бұрын

@@dpfrazao32 "I do not make mistakes of zat kind!"

Asked Google voice assistant to play this. It now wants to merge with me and take over the world.

@tonyc.0451

3 жыл бұрын

Google Voice Assistant: _"A corpse, yes. You feel something. I must know what you are feeling."_

@Joshniper

3 жыл бұрын

This was pinned when it had one like.

@marisseandgale5365

3 жыл бұрын

What have you done?

@PhoenixAriel

3 жыл бұрын

if i had read your comment two days ago i wouldn't have understood, i finished the game today, at 2am and now me and cortana are lovers

@VeryMelonCB

3 жыл бұрын

It's all fun and games until it starts activating itself for no reason even though you set the damn thing to "Off" in the settings.

To whoever made this, you deserve an op bonus of at least 1,000 credits ... or candy bars.

@Abdega

4 жыл бұрын

Denton: You can have this soy food

@MrBrassBalls

4 жыл бұрын

I'll take the candy bar

@kingbyrd.1512

4 жыл бұрын

How about 1,000 credits worth of candy bars?

@gergoantal1066

4 жыл бұрын

How about a soda I'll take a candy bar

@tonyc.0451

4 жыл бұрын

@@kingbyrd.1512 JC Denton: _"Hold on. I gotta drop some gear."_

This is actually pretty damn good. Nice work. Your op bonus is 300 credits.

Aquinas spoke of the mythical city on the hills

@enclave_here

3 жыл бұрын

And soon that city will be a reality and we will be crowned its kings, or better than kings... Gods!

@guyincognito5663

3 жыл бұрын

@@enclave_here Maybe you should try getting a job.

@enclave_here

3 жыл бұрын

@@guyincognito5663 OK, where?

@guyincognito5663

3 жыл бұрын

@@enclave_here At VersaLife, they're the ones making money off the plague.

@enclave_here

3 жыл бұрын

@@guyincognito5663 maybe you should join VersaLife... in a body bag

I think the kazoos actually make it sound even more conspiratorial than the original. The buzzing is an audible metaphor for the incessant “buzzing” of the warning signs of Deus Ex becoming our future coming together in concert to form something greater than just raw noise.

@augmentedkazoo357

4 жыл бұрын

Congrants on getting pinned.

@rabbitcouch15

4 жыл бұрын

Augmented Kazoo my commenting is augmented

@augmentedkazoo357

4 жыл бұрын

@@rabbitcouch15 I augment you now

@deltarion7238

4 жыл бұрын

Your mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your knowledge of vocabulary, but I have words of steel.

@augmentedkazoo357

4 жыл бұрын

@@deltarion7238 Maybe you should get a job, at Majestic 12

Imagine being a roman soldier and in a misty morning right before battle the hills in front of you resonate with a thousand celts valiantly kazooing this, hitting on their shields.

@sernoddicusthegallant6986

4 жыл бұрын

Can confirm, kazoos are just bagpipes that have yet to reach maturity

@kingbyrd.1512

4 жыл бұрын

I would join them

@CassiusFA

4 жыл бұрын

@@sernoddicusthegallant6986 celts where famous for their tootie tootie hornerinos

@burgerbro34fullstreamarchi82

4 жыл бұрын

The Celts would never made that much noise, after all: They'd like to make a silent take-down.

@jozinek876

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine being a UNATCO soldier on a gloomy night in the empty streets on NYC, and you see a squad of NSF terrorists approaching while bums play this tune on kazoos, cardboard boxes and tin cans.

I think this theme sounding amazing even when performed only by kazoos is a testament to how awesome this game's sountrack is.

I love how the percussion sound is quite audibly just a pot lid.

A Kazoo is a poor choice for close-range combat

@Wavemaninawe

4 жыл бұрын

You clearly should have picked the increased ammo mod over the scope. Never play scoped kazoo.

@cinnamontoast1586

2 жыл бұрын

A kazoo is the best way to eliminate manderley

@tohopes

Жыл бұрын

*an excellent

This music is like ambrosia to my ears

@MonMalthias

2 жыл бұрын

"Is he infected?" "Oh yes, most certainly."

LMAO, this has no business being as good as it is. Well done.

OH MY GOD, JC, A DOOT

@KHlb_

5 жыл бұрын

*A D O O T*

@polish_hat

4 жыл бұрын

There relax.

@danteinpuro319

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god JC a bomb!

@durandol

4 жыл бұрын

A DOOT's a bad choice for close range combat.

@CaptainLumpyDog

4 жыл бұрын

Stick with the doot. *DOOT WITH THE DOOT*

- Don' tell me you're going to play this ridiculous kazoo during a night operation. - My kazoo is augmented

"You're too late. It's on its way back to the people, and you can't do a damn thing about it." "Except send YOU back to the people -- with a kazoo."

You've got ten seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of NSF kazoo-alties.

It's a difficult theme, very well executed.

Funny and everything but I am genuinely amazed by the meticulous precision of this cover. Every single note in every track is spot on. Producers with decades of experience would make a worse cover than this.

@RoughSmoothie

5 жыл бұрын

I can't say that myself, for example, from the start to the end of the cover, I went up by almost a half-tone, but thanks :D

@Androidonator

4 жыл бұрын

@@RoughSmoothie yeah pretty shameless

@seriousgranpa

4 жыл бұрын

@@RoughSmoothie what a shame.. (smack lips)

@drmikegallant

3 жыл бұрын

@@RoughSmoothie I mean... you did tell us it was augmented! :)

@cosmicpanda7043

3 жыл бұрын

@@drmikegallant Damn, that's actually a good one

Bob Page: "if you stop doing your Kazoo you can have all of Europe!"

@redrevanantarcdemon441

3 жыл бұрын

JC Denton : Not going to stop the kazoo. What a shame.

@musicalneptunian

3 жыл бұрын

@@redrevanantarcdemon441 Bob Page: "No Ops Bonus for you! You are demoted to UNATCO toilet cleaner! Hand back your weapons now!"

@redrevanantarcdemon441

3 жыл бұрын

@@musicalneptunian JC Denton: I am afraid I can't clean toilet. Bob Page : Why not? JC Denton : I was told not to go to Ladies Washroom. It would be more embarrasses UNATCO more than it embarrasses me.

That like trashcan lid you're hitting for percussion is just perfect.

I'm not going to stand here and listen to you badmouth the greatest instrument the world has ever known.

2:04 Ascending to GOD.

@lukaskubinec9608

3 жыл бұрын

Kazooing to GOD

You will soon have your god, and you will make it with your own kazoos.

@Andyilmatto

4 жыл бұрын

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

@musicalneptunian

4 жыл бұрын

Kazoo mania is a side affect of Ambrosia exposure...

"If the kazoo did not exist, it would be necessary to create it."

1:28 onwards had me dying. It's too perfect.

@followingtheroe1952

4 жыл бұрын

Listen to the delay at 2:04, it really is perfect

@lred1383

3 жыл бұрын

@@followingtheroe1952 Not trying to be an asshole here, but it's delay, not reverb

@followingtheroe1952

3 жыл бұрын

@@lred1383 Ah ok thanks, corrected

@lukaskubinec9608

2 жыл бұрын

Ascending to Kazoo God

I spill my drink!

This is accurate to the point where I'm starting to get concerned as to the amount of time that was likely put into this

@RoughSmoothie

4 жыл бұрын

Quality over quantity :D

@gergoantal1066

4 жыл бұрын

@@RoughSmoothie True that!

I thought you were a GEP gun!

@RoughSmoothie

6 жыл бұрын

The GEP gun takedown is always the most silent way to eliminate Manderley.

@vicvegas3527

6 жыл бұрын

By the way, JC, my three daughters turned up dead. Here's your ops bonus, 1000 credits.

@st.zahren5683

5 жыл бұрын

Paul I....I...

@undefined6512

4 жыл бұрын

They're in the women's bathroom. The mole people keep me out because they don't like women.

@irontomato3835

4 жыл бұрын

I have contamination and mutants in m'brain.

"What good's an honest soldier if he can be ordered to behave like a dooter?"

The arpeggio at 1:30 is pretty impressive. Nerves of steel.

@RoughSmoothie

2 жыл бұрын

I must admit I made two tracks for that one, I *wish* I could handle my falsetto that well!

@craig3077

11 ай бұрын

​@@RoughSmoothie all hundreds comment and you decided to reply only one with female organism picture. I add you to list of S.I.M.P.

@RoughSmoothie

11 ай бұрын

I suggest you get to know one @@craig3077

@craig3077

11 ай бұрын

@@RoughSmoothie simp pls

@badgermcbadger1968

8 ай бұрын

​@@RoughSmoothiedid you use a metal kazoo or a plastic kazoo? This video is really amazing by the way, it inspired me to get my own kazoo

This needs to become the official theme of the Malkavian mod!

I came here after the one played on an accordion. I did not think my joy could be greater, but... here I am. Awestruck. Stunned. Enthralled. Splendid job, you magnificient composer of high art.

@misfire33

3 жыл бұрын

Don't you have an ore processing station to run? Get back to work!

@Ezio999Auditore

2 жыл бұрын

Dukat did nothing wrong.

We never asked for this, we needed this.

Best thing i ever found in steam discussions

@Random-bj3gf

5 жыл бұрын

link the post please.

@chessemchesse3676

5 жыл бұрын

@@Random-bj3gf welp that will be hard to find but ok

@chessemchesse3676

4 жыл бұрын

@@Random-bj3gf nope sadly couldn't find it

@adriansinke7164

4 жыл бұрын

@@chessemchesse3676 tragic

@lukaskubinec9608

3 жыл бұрын

@@chessemchesse3676 what a rotten way to die

When doot process fails us we really do live in a world of terror.

I haven't smiled this hard in years. Maybe I should go get a job...

Dude, you’ve only made two of these kazoo covers but they’re actually really good. You should start making more.

@RoughSmoothie

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks! I've had my hands full with work this year, but summer I should be able to get some alone time with the kazoo

@clydemarshall8095

5 жыл бұрын

​@@RoughSmoothie Well, if you're taking requests may I suggest you look to Halo, MacGyver, and Ace Combat for inspiration? Plenty of good tracks to cover.

@clydemarshall8095

3 жыл бұрын

Rough Smoothie think you’ll be uploading any new kazoo covers any time soon?

In the next Deus Ex game they should have street performers-maybe augmented clowns or mimes- playing the original theme on kazoos on a street corner.

20 people never made it past the security bot on Liberty island..... 🤣

@HuyGaming96

2 жыл бұрын

This game sucks. This game is shit of the most shitty games in the world

"Oh my god JC, a KAZOO!" "KAZOO?!"

Not gonna lie 1:40 sounds even more awesome then the original somehow. I'm not joking. This is amazing.

Denton is putting his mouth on the wrong end of the Kazoo, expected from the brother of Paul.

@musicalneptunian

4 жыл бұрын

Paul : after you put your kazoo in your mouth it turns on weapon functionality. Your kazoo can freeze mechs, make them attack each other, or make them catch fire. This mission on Liberty Island is non hostile, I repeat non hostile! YOu are to freeze the mechs or make them attack one another. But any other form of hostility towards them is not needed and could bring Unatco sanctions! This is serious JC! I want you to return to UNatco HQ with the maximum possible OPs bonus!

Denton's NEW Liberty Island for the Nintendo 3DS

@maximkonechno8742

4 жыл бұрын

Dong Wiener for the new newtendo newDS

1:37 - 1:58 I'm picturing a very serious and dramatic spy action movie trailer with this as the background music.

This made me realize that 1:37 is really my favourite part of the original song, this makes me appreciate this musical piece even more because its arranged so respectfully

It's terrific, I like it as much as the original and it feels as powerful too! There's hard work behind that

That percussion is great

I wasn't expecting something so elaborated and well done, 10/10, my ears are now augmented

Man dropped the best kazoo cover I've ever listened to, the crescendo, the insane speed and accuracy of the notes, the drumming, the sound quality, the layers This is the kid in school that plays every instrument in the band

I never asked for this.

@VexWerewolf

6 жыл бұрын

I never asked for this but I wish I had.

@janesmith1840

4 жыл бұрын

Adam? You're not supposed to be here until the sequel

"No, i wanted a recorder, it gave me a kazoo."

I asked for this. I asked for this so damn much. Thank you.

I was expecting audible cancer, why is this actually good? lol

10 hours, I could listen to this for 10 hours, its been in my head all day.

Should be sleeping but instead im listening to kazoo cover of DX. Totally worth it, as this is a gem of a find.

JC, you should probably tske a secondary. Gimme the Kazoo. Never know when charming the rats to have them over power my enemies can come in handy

The world needed this.

This is the most beautiful thing I ever heard.

A Kazoo reproduction has no right to sound this good

This theme is augmented.

OH MY GOD, JC, NO ONE DISLIKE! A KAZOO!

@buddyguy4723

5 жыл бұрын

Going strong this one

This theme song could be covered by a toilet and I would still listen lol.

@RoughSmoothie

4 жыл бұрын

Deus Ex Flatus

5th time this week I 've come back to listen to this song!

@TheWorldBroadcast

2 жыл бұрын

7th :)

@TheWorldBroadcast

2 жыл бұрын

8th :D

"You mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got a kazoo"

The kazoo solo at 2:04 is amazing

The theme of getting caught and shooting up an entire room during your non-lethal ghost run

This cover was way better produced than it ever needed to be. Kudos.

"Nice 400lb squat bro." *lip smack* "She just let me hit cuz I'm goofy."

There's a lot of videos on youtube, but this has gotta be one of the best for excitement and fun.

Jock: Oh my God JC! A Kazoo!! JC: A KAZOO!!!

Square Enix should put this as the title music on april fools

great now we need a kazoo cover for dxhr icarus

@RoughSmoothie

6 жыл бұрын

Shez Alas, I don't think I can do a convincing cover of that piece yet. Also, there are lots of classics that don't have a good kazoo cover yet :)

@GamingJoseThe

6 жыл бұрын

meh you could always do a different one

This has no right to be as good as it is.

Jesus Christ it actually sounds good! HOW?

I don't know what I expected when I clicked on this video, but it definitely does what it says on the box.

Damn, this was so good that when it was finished I played it again

@unatco1148

4 жыл бұрын

Now all we need a shitty flute recorder cover

Stay out of the Kaz', bro. Bad shit goin' down. (this is good shit)

Imagine JC, Alex and Jensen marching to this.

I was expecting a lazily made kazoo joke, but you made every melody in the theme perfectly, which makes it even funnier.

This is so good. I really hope you make some more covers in the future because you put a lot of actual craft into this. Thats how you elevate something from just silly to actually something great sounding. On a damn kazoo no less.

Your appointment to K.A.Z.U. should be finalized within the week, I have already discussed the matter with the senator

@oldstoffire

4 жыл бұрын

Has he played Kazoo?

@oldstoffire

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yes, when I mentioned we could put him on the priority list for the kazoo he was so willing it was almost pathetic

@Uragan00829

3 жыл бұрын

@@oldstoffire This kazoo-space for it in storage rooms is so low that we may not be able to contain it.

@oldstoffire

3 жыл бұрын

@@Uragan00829 why contain it? Let it spill over into the churches and the schools. Let's the kazoos ring through the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to save them.

@Uragan00829

3 жыл бұрын

@@oldstoffire I've received reports of armed attacks on trucks. There's not enough kazoos to go around, and the underclasses are starting to playing on banjos.

IDK why YT dug it up for me just now, but it's quite entertaining to listen.

The attention is detail is staggering.