Dems Secure Senate Majority | Elon’s Hardcore Sleepover | QAnon’s German Coup Plot
With Raphael Warnock’s win in Georgia, Democrats have secured a 51-49 majority in the Senate. In San Francisco, Elon Musk is making Twitter employees sleep at the office, and in Germany authorities rounded up dozens of people suspected of plotting to overthrow the government.
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Hallelujah! Way too close but I’ll take it. Congratulations Senator Warnock! 💙💙💙
@jacquelineleitch7050
Жыл бұрын
And that was with the effects of voter repression. But let’s not also forget that the Republicans in the rural communities will be effected by the negativity towards mail in ballots.
@whiskyjames4200
Жыл бұрын
Yes, a win is a win.👍🏾
@reggie8370
Жыл бұрын
First comment
@williamfaulkner8230
Жыл бұрын
😅
@AJ42K
Жыл бұрын
Close or not close, a win is a win. Time to celebrate.
Congratulations again to Georgia and Warnock. Thank you to everyone who voted and made sure Walker didn’t win.
@blkrainbow1075
Жыл бұрын
Thank you Georgia (from Washington State)!!!
@pleasetakemecanada
Жыл бұрын
Thank you to the people of Georgia from SC. Lead the way.
@aftersexhighfives
Жыл бұрын
You're welcome. I even made my boomer mom think harder. She still voted walker, but she felt dumb about it after I asked her if she really thought some football megalomaniac is really who you want to represent ga. We already have the disgrace that is MTG. Did we really need yet another embarrassment? Also SUPER proud of the counties over by Alabama. Most of the counties that are blue over there had the highest voter turn out on record.
@DaellusKnights
Жыл бұрын
Louisiana here... But I voted for Warnock in my head MANY times 😁
@Bugg...0_o
Жыл бұрын
Thank you Georgia, cause Lord know Oklahoma wasn't going to do the right thing (though we came closer than I've ever seen.)
Georgian here. I'm so glad I waited in line to cast my vote. It took three hours to get to the ballot. I'd say it was worthwhile.
@mariag.8242
Жыл бұрын
Ridiculous and I am so grateful you stuck it out!
@EdricLysharae
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for doing that, even though it's ridiculous that you had to wait for that long.
One shoul add that among those arrested in Germany were a former member of the Bundestag/active judge and quite a few members of police, army and special troops (who had already stolen and collected quite a lot of weaponry). That's terrifying! Love from Germany
@cathywethington5913
Жыл бұрын
So glad they were caught. Good luck to Germany
@ahwell9984
Жыл бұрын
Alarming. Thank you for the reminder.
Congratulations again, Senator Rev. Warnock! "The people have spoken." Amen to that!
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
Don't get me wrong: I'm incredibly elated that Warnock won. But it should never have come to a runoff! What's wrong with 48.6% of Georgians?
@kristysuggs3282
Жыл бұрын
I will amen that too.
@gaylynnpalmer4274
Жыл бұрын
and WW3! GOOD JOB! Putin is going to take over with Xi the greenback. Can you pay me back in BRICS change kids? Ja Ja JA!
@tabbyreed8925
Жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 MAGA- itis
@Wanda-fi6mj
Жыл бұрын
It's crazy that it was so close. Rev. Warnock is clearly the better choice.
Norwegian here. Concerning Walker; when seeing the amount of votes given to this guy who so obviously is needing help, it tells me that there are quite a lot more people than just him, in need of help over there 😟... I am immensely glad for everyone who voted 💙💙💙💙 Congratulations to Warnock!
@dwarfie24
Жыл бұрын
Galninger gjør det galninger vil, kan bare håpe på det beste for dette litt spesielle landet.
@Du-Masses
Жыл бұрын
You guys have free universities, right? Well, there’s your problem.
@fairyprincess911
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for your interest🙌🏽
@1brusco
Жыл бұрын
Dear Camelshit , you are correct , we are screwed over here ! This Country has been in decline since Nov. 22 , 1963 . I was 5 yrs. old at the time and by the time MLK Jr. was assassinated we were numb .
@unw0ke
Жыл бұрын
@winnienourse5492 what about the "free" 100 billion to ukraine?
Thank you Georgia for showing up and allowing us all to take a deep sigh of relief ❤❤❤❤
48,6% for an obvious joke is no cause for celebration. It's cause for panic.
@johnbrowneyes7534
Жыл бұрын
It’s Georgia.
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
At this point, I'm too exhausted from everything since the orange fart blew our way to panic. I just make sure I vote, because that's really all we can do. These midterms have proved that votes really do count.
@sammiller6631
Жыл бұрын
Only if you're a doomer. Pessimists would have given up instead of pushing forward. A celebration is appropriate for not giving up until the finish line was crossed.
@alexanderbrown4250
Жыл бұрын
Mostly white people. I think only 5% of black voters voted for Herschel.
@Echo81Rumple83
Жыл бұрын
better seek out those voters and have an intervention. they've clearly drank the kool-aide and need an out unless they get rubbed out O_o
Say what you want. I still appreciate that he had the decency to concede. Yes, I realize that’s a low bar but I didn’t set it.
I’m terrified….. because it was such a close race 😅
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
This election should've been a landslide! What is wrong with this country?
@kimberlycornelius7911
Жыл бұрын
I agree
@claressalucas8922
Жыл бұрын
It wasn't actually that close. Warnock won by almost 95K votes. Trump lost in 2020 by 11, 779. A 2.6% win by Warnock when Kemp won (against Stacy Abrams!) by 8%, is pretty significant.
@Marijuanifornia
Жыл бұрын
@@claressalucas8922 It's entirely irrelevant who won. There are microplastics in the rain. The entire planet's water supply is toxic, and it's only becoming more and more polluted day after day with no end in sight because no one cares. So, fucking hooray for Warnock and Georgia and Democrats. There is a US government video called *Hemp for Victory* on an official US government website that teaches Americans how to grow Cannabis Sativa to defend our country during World War II. It was banned from history books and public broadcasts for 45 years after World War II and has been ignored for over 30 years since it became public, all to wage the war on drugs and turn police into soldiers against the American people. Barely anyone knows about the film, and even fewer people care. But the video proves that Republicans and Democrats have lied to all of us for our entire lives. I'm 44. The film became public before I was even in high school. I've been hopelessly telling people about it for 15 years. One worthless politician, Democrat or Republican, should tell you about this so that maybe you'll listen, but they won't. They've had 32 years to say the words *"Hemp for Victory"* into a tv camera or microphone. They won't. There was even a bill in Congress titled HR 3652, the *Hemp for Victory Act of 2019.* There is an official US Congressional link to that bill on everyone's cellphones. Not a word about it from any of them. There is absolutely no hope at all.
@claressalucas8922
Жыл бұрын
@@Marijuanifornia I think you're a bit crazy but you're not entirely wrong. Which party listens? Don't get me wrong, I've voted for Republicans in the before times (like Johnny Isakson), but the modern GOP has really made every effort to push me - an educated black female with non gender conforming kids in the suburbs - as far away as possible. Y'all seem to think we're demographically silent when it comes to vote counts.
I am thrilled with true joy and relief.....that Warnock won!! I’m in Georgia. God....we need a million Warnock and other noble Souls supporting us. We love Stacy Abrams and support her wholeheartedly!!! She will win for us....somewhere! ♥️♥️♥️ Carry on noble Stacy!!!! Ahna
"The state that broke Trump" I WANT THAT TITLE!! Sincerely, a Georgia native.
I can't believe the race was so close against a guy who played with Happy Meal toys during a debate and rambled about vampires on live TV.
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
Those same people will line up to vote for a reject from the Macy's Thanksgiving parade!
@faithlesshound5621
Жыл бұрын
Clearly more vampires than werwolves voted in Georgia.
@PEGASUSleadmare
Жыл бұрын
Scary just scary
@oldschoolman1444
Жыл бұрын
Vampires are cool people 😎
@dondivadaboss7678
Жыл бұрын
That's sad I know
In Germany they arrested the insurrection's leader before the coup attempt. In the US the insurrection's leader is still free after his failed coup attempt.
@davidlundquist1979
Жыл бұрын
Fair enough, but do you REALLY want to start a contest of worst decisions made by the US government versus worst decisions made by the German government? ...Actually, if you include the 19th century as well as the 20th, that would be fairly competitive. Wow, that's depressing.
@AndyM_323YYY
Жыл бұрын
@@davidlundquist1979 Going back to the Nazi era would be unfair: that's not today's German government. But Angela Merkel made serious errors with her policy of becoming dependent on Russian fossil fuels that funded the rebuilding of the Russian military, and her declaration of an open door for immigrants that set columns of migrants marching across Europe.
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
And is allowed to run once again for the office he so treasonously betrayed!
@sammiller6631
Жыл бұрын
@@davidlundquist1979 What if you only include the 20th Century German government? Anyone can cherry-pick if they look far back enough.
@martavdz4972
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, but the leader in Germany isn´t the president, so it´s much less complicated
Warnock is just so nice. Kind and thoughtful. A senator should be like this.
@miapdx503
Жыл бұрын
He has all the qualities of sound leadership. We truly dodged a bullet. I can't imagine a "Senator Walker." We would be a laughingstock. Like him.
@sylvialawrence4431
Жыл бұрын
And I recall the time HE was put in handcuffs just for praying in the Capitol building!!!
@5610winston
Жыл бұрын
Warnock is not without his faults, but Walker is totally without any merits.
@velmaholland5673
Жыл бұрын
Give us a congresswoman like Nancy Pelosi. We have lost true leadership and political skill as she takes a back seat.
The fact that this was a close race is scary!
@jlsabinas8578
Жыл бұрын
I'll see your scary and raise you terrifying...
@miapdx503
Жыл бұрын
It's a really big kkkult
@5610winston
Жыл бұрын
The fact Walker was on the ballot is scary.
@Lmy976
Жыл бұрын
Truly scary that so many Republicans in Georgia don’t care to have goofy Walker for senator. These people have no class and no morals either.
It is appalling that it was that close.
@markusbrauns4274
Жыл бұрын
48% of Georgians had lobotomies. Let's pray that no more occur, before 2024
@altrag
Жыл бұрын
Its the state that put the space laser lady in Congress. Twice. Take the win.
@fairyprincess911
Жыл бұрын
The final count was 60/40
@justmeonly986
Жыл бұрын
Close but no cigar!
I'm willing to acknowledge Herschel for his concession speech. He's a troubled man, but he showed more class by doing that, than Trump ever has.
@seanbrown9048
Жыл бұрын
They’re both slime
@marvinmartin4692
Жыл бұрын
I’ll give him that.
@Tao_Tology
Жыл бұрын
'doing better than trump' is not an achievement.
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
And he even admitted that "I'm not that smart." Bless him. He was basically Forrest Gump in the army!
@audreymuzingo933
Жыл бұрын
I've always felt just sllllliiiightly sorry for him because he's obviously got extreme cognitive disabilities and was used by slimeballs in this race. Seeing him concede immediately was the first time I actually felt a grain of respect for him. It used to be the norm, now it's a miracle. With Republicans I mean.
Behaving badly enough to get kicked off a SPIRIT flight is actually kind of impressive.
Got a good laugh when Steve did the siren sound. As an Army medic stationed in West Germany at that time I would drive the ambulance going to emergencies and just loved that sound. Sure made a lot of drivers get out of my way !!! 😊
6 more years! Congrats to Warnock & every Democratic Senator for maintaining their seats. Also, congrats to Biden for being the 1st President since FDR to not only maintain every 1 of his Party's seats in the Senate but also expanding their majority. This means if either Thomas' or Alito's seats on the Supreme Court open up Biden will be able to nominate a 2nd Supreme Court Justice that the Democratic majority Senate will vote on.
@MrPhotodoc
Жыл бұрын
It's actually not Biden's win totally. The GQP had a lot to do with handing him the trophy with their absolute lack of leadership.
@stanbyme7874
Жыл бұрын
Thinking of ways to open those seats up makes me happy happy happy
@charlesbridges3991
Жыл бұрын
Let's hope 🙏 and pray thomas is the 1st to go
@bsing2u
Жыл бұрын
Pack the courts
@Vimlan123
Жыл бұрын
Thomas and Kavanagh should be fully investigated by senate judicial committee Durbin and impeach them
Thank you Senator Warnock and citizens of Georgia, who overcame every obstacle that the Republicans threw at you. You didn’t quit. Our country and the Senate are stronger and better because of your hard work and the triumphant changes you made in Georgia. So proud of you 🥰, Love from California
@Spartacus-pq5yp
Жыл бұрын
Not so fast. More than 48% voted for low intellect Hershel. It speaks more of the intellect of those 48% than of Hershel.
@viewer0ne
Жыл бұрын
Now Herschel can go back to Texas where he really lives.
@JWrenison
Жыл бұрын
Georgian here. You're welcome. 😁😁
@celestef9727
Жыл бұрын
Yeah my registration wasn't updated from my move 6 months ago and I had to drive an hour and 20 minutes to my old polling location to vote for Warnock, twice. WORTH IT!!!
@robertcrocker901
Жыл бұрын
Thought maybe Colbert would make a joke about that but he didn't. Glad you pointed that out.
“We will have to tell him where babies come from, from You Hershel , they come from you “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
don't worry, Steven we are arresting them! greetings from Germany!
Warnock’s win isn’t just a win for Georgia or America, it’s a win for democracy!
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
That should wipe the smile off Joe Manchin's face!
@devonlockwood1477
Жыл бұрын
And a win for sanity!
@iamJROD
Жыл бұрын
“In democracies, the 51% rules over the 49% and has total control. The 51% can do whatever it wants, because in democracies there are not structures in place to protect individual rights. If 51% vote to steal your bike, you are without a bike. If 51% vote to kill you, you are out of a life. It does not matter if it is right or not, what the majority says is what happens… A republic is different though, and it operates for the protection of the individual against the majority when they get out of control. It is very important to protect the rights of the individual in a political system, for that is how governments are limited in their power and scope. Democracies provide arbitrary power to governments, giving them prerogative to do anything as long as “it’s what the people want.” In a free society, this is unacceptable.
@ariaafshar4212
Жыл бұрын
We won Georgia. Now let's flip the Wisconsin supreme court blue in April 2023 for abortion rights and replace the gerrymandered maps with fair ones. Also, the VA senate legislature race is in 2023.
@Marijuanifornia
Жыл бұрын
Democracy failed a long time ago but none of you want to see video proof from the US Federal government, so you go on believing the lie that you're a free country based on principles and ethics. There is a US government video on a US government website that teaches Americans how to grow "Marihuana" to defend our country. It's called *Hemp for Victory.* It was made by the US Dept of Agriculture in 1942. The license to grow Cannabis that is shown in the film reads, "Producer of Marihuana." This was only five years after "Marihuana" was outlawed. The US government and corporate mass media banned the film from history books and public broadcasts after World War II in order to brainwash everyone with anti-marijuana drug war lies. No one voted for that. *Hemp for Victory* has been available to the voting public from the US National Archives since 1990, but your teachers would be fired for telling you about it, your parents have never heard of it, and every politician and media pundit is a God-damned liar, so how is anyone supposed to learn about this or figure out why it's important? Police have been beating and killing Americans over the same "Marihuana" plant that was legalized to stop the Holocaust, and video proof of this is on everyone's cellphones at an official US Federal government website, and no one notices or cares even while millions of Americans across the country are voting to "legalize" Cannabis (but only for corporate profit) while complaining online about the rise of right-wing fascism. The answer is just a click away at an official government website, paid for by your tax dollars, but no one cares. So, whoever gets elected, everyone lost before we were even born. There are microplastics in raindrops. The entire planet's water supply is polluted and will be for thousands of years. No matter who wins any election, the only habitable planet in known existence utterly lost. Welcome to reality. You're not free and your votes don't make any difference.
Thank you, Georgia. You have saved America, twice!
@davidlundquist1979
Жыл бұрын
Three times, if you count when they were mercilessly pillaged by General Sherman. But, let's focus on the more recent two.
@Txepsiyu
Жыл бұрын
Now if Georgia can just take MTG back...
It's almost like Walker did not want to run but was talked into it. Now his relief that it's over shows.
The ppl who voted for hershel will be the same ppl who will vote for kanye for president..smh
Thank you, Georgia voters, for doing the right thing! And thank you, Herschel, for giving a gracious, eloquent concession speech. You at least left with a shred of dignity, unlike the guy who endorsed you. And thanks for the years of material you've given comedians!
@kenbrown2808
Жыл бұрын
or at least a concession speech.
@jacquelineleitch7050
Жыл бұрын
It was so impressive that it takes a ball player to teach a creep ghetto mafia dude how to lose with intelligence. Trump is too stupid to know to lose. Like Putin is too stupid not to threaten to nuke because if he can’t win no one may. Age three.
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797
Жыл бұрын
I agree with everything except “eloquent”.
@ChildlessCatLady13
Жыл бұрын
Agree. Thank you Georgia. Thank you Herschel for being mature enough to concede. Now, Georgia, what to do about that creature with the blonde hair thats been summoned for yet another term? How the hell did that happen, again?
@marybeth1644
Жыл бұрын
@@ChildlessCatLady13 Bottle blonde!!!
48.6% of Georgia voters would vote for a vegetable if it has (R) next to it.
@SpaceForceCommander
Жыл бұрын
Oh wait, they did!
@suehowie152
Жыл бұрын
Yep...
@LostInSC
Жыл бұрын
I feel ya. SC is the same.
@SandraJane-ym4tl
Жыл бұрын
yah go rutabagas
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797
Жыл бұрын
@@SpaceForceCommander Damn! You “beet” me to it.
It's embarrassing that the race in Georgia was so close. I listened to an interview with one of Walker's supporters who said he voted for Walker because he was "honest and a Christian," which is laughable, since Walker was caught lying so often and his opponent was a literal pastor. It reminded me of those who said they voted for Trump because he was a Christian, when it was obvious he had never willingly opened a bible, while his opponent used to teach Sunday school.
@jensraab2902
Жыл бұрын
He doesn't need to open a bible since he's friends with two Corinthians! 😂 In all seriousness, you are absolutely right. It's truly sad (not to say pathetic) how a faux-Christian veneer apparently is enough to dupe these folks. Or how they have so massive partisan blinders on to not realize that the actual pastor is the better option. Hell, I'm an atheist and I'd gladly vote for Warnock because he seems to be one of the most decent politicians I've ever seen!
@05Matz
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, my own father has insisted that Trump is 'more Christian' than Biden, but when pressed can only point to the R next to his name as evidence; however, he seems very confident that that is self-evident proof that brooks no further discussion. Essentially, Republicans (and those in their snare, I'm actually in Canada) consider their candidates to be good, moral, and religious _axiomatically_ merely due to their party affiliation, and the reverse for their opponents, creating a completely circular justification for their partisanship ("...they're good because they're our candidates because they're good...").
Its still eerie that it was a close race given the candidates.
“World’s Most Dad” made me spit out a perfectly good mouthful of coffee. Thank you 😂
@tiki_trash
Жыл бұрын
I resemble that remark.
@cybercat29
Жыл бұрын
That is exactly why I don't drink anything while watching Stephen Colbert.
@100nitrog
Жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure Walker is going to lose that award to Nick Cannon though.
@Dan-nt2yb
Жыл бұрын
Did it…..really?
I can go to bed knowing Georgia came through- once again ! Thank you 💙 & watching Colbert, of course🥰
the “world’s most dad” trophy is a gift of a punchline
That's quite right. How can nearly half of people who voted in Georgia actually believe that Walker will make a good Senator?
Terrifying that that many people wanted Walker to represent them.
@ekdaufin1485
Жыл бұрын
And all the voter suppression!
@fairyprincess911
Жыл бұрын
It was white folks, people-
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
They'll thank us later, I promise you.
@jetsamperes5762
Жыл бұрын
They didn't want him to represent them - they wanted him to say 'Yes boss' when told how to vote. Here's today's agenda Herschel... 'no, no. no. no'.
@Styphon
Жыл бұрын
@@ekdaufin1485 Well,.thanks to Georgia's voter suppression failing to produce the desired results, Republicans in Ohio want to pass legislation that legally-cast mail-in ballots must arrive by 7pm Election Night. They've seen how effective early mail-in can be and have decided they can't win if it keeps up.
Way to Gooooo Georgia!!! With all those clowns have done to try and silence you, you SHOWED UP and did the Damn Thing!! 👏 👏 🎉 💕 Big hug from CA
Person of the year he absolutely deserves it
It was crazy when Walker voters were interviewed asked why they voted for him they said "He's such a spiritual man, he's trustworthy" at that point SMH I realized they'd vote for anything with an R after their name
@benn454
Жыл бұрын
More spiritual than an actual reverend?
@anthonylong9067
Жыл бұрын
Only Republicans can be spiritual. Democrats who are spiritual dont count. (Sarcasm)
I have been waiting for your monologue all day Mr Colbert! You never disappoint 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
New word for 2023: gratiferrifitude. Happy to be alive, scared of what craziness tomorrow will bring.
@sammiller6631
Жыл бұрын
@@POPCORN_BRAWL Every year is crazy. The only difference is how aware you are of it or how sheltered you are from it.
@cybercat29
Жыл бұрын
I second that!
This guy's writers and his deliveries and new band are easily the best!
The fact that Walker got 48.6% is baffling
@suzanne9150
Жыл бұрын
Old WHITE Republicans in Georgia knew he was unfit but didn't care,,,....they'll vote for any Republican. Same as the Old WHITE Republicans in Alabama who voted for pedophile Roy Moore.......Doug Jones beat him but it was one hell of a fight. It should never be that hard to beat an unfit, bad candidate.
Thank you German law enforcement for stopping those terrorists.
Huge thanks to Georgia! You guys did it again
Stephen, you blew dust towards my screen and I sneezed! The power of the internet!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Simply saying you're a Republican is what it means to be Republican today. They don't even care that they're faking their entire "thing". A brand with no product except nonsensical random hatred, violence and racism.
@bonnierobinson8684
Жыл бұрын
Blind obedience never makes for true followers!
@ldfreitas9437
Жыл бұрын
And tax cuts for the haves and have mores. Then Zuck Face, Musk Rat, and Bezos the Clown make themselves centa-billionaires because they don't pay their fair share.
@wizardsuth
Жыл бұрын
You left out greed and a lust for power.
@rblover2466
Жыл бұрын
The same qualifications it takes to claim being a Christian.
@lisagulick4144
Жыл бұрын
@@rblover2466 The difference being that if someone claims to be a Christian, but then acts badly, they will be ridiculed and rejected. Whereas, calling oneself a Republican and then acting badly gets them a committee appointment when their party is in power.
I'm terrified... because the guy who rambled on about werewolves and vampires was somehow a viable canidate. Georgia was clearly out of ideas if *that* was the only other option. Walker, Texas Loser.
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
This is the state that gave us MTG, so we shouldn't be too shocked.
@evandaymon8303
Жыл бұрын
Not mentioned he doesn’t even live in Georgia a tactic used by dr oz as well. Both candidates sucks for pretty much same reason they aren’t politicians they don’t understand how being in charge of public service works and they assume name alone will get there votes which didn’t work ether ask kayne who announced he is running for office yet again. Just shows we need people who know how to do the damn job then someone dipshit who goes on rambling bullshit and using there celebrity status to gain political power
@alterego6075
Жыл бұрын
The "party line" is not crossable for these people. They put EVERYTHING they have behind the big red "R"...regardless who/what it's attached to.
@MarcDavison01
Жыл бұрын
they're just voting party over candidate regardless of how incompetent.. they'd have voted in a rock with a face just to "own the libs"
@erichancock6815
Жыл бұрын
The level of support MAGA loons had across the country is a sad testimony to the current state of our educational system nationwide: not to mention dwindling morality, integrity & actual love for this country or civilized society.
It just hit me how many ups, downs, traumas, trials, tribulations, and triumphs Stephen Colbert has held our hands, hearts, and sanity through in the last 6 years... He'll never know who I am, but I'll never forget his light and humor guiding me through the darkness...
@MmeIncroyable
Жыл бұрын
❤️
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
The man is an international treasure!
@BigTash
Жыл бұрын
correct because I was twitching
@jessicanewell7775
Жыл бұрын
I agree. No idea how I would have survived without Stephen.
@louannwaters6691
Жыл бұрын
Late night comedy is the only way I could cope with the insanity!!! I don’t and can’t watch main stream news. Thank you Stephen🫶
Steven is quick off the mark with that single clap from the audience.
Zelenskyy putting an extra "y" in "sexy" has got to be the funniest dumb joke I've heard in a very long while.
Credit owed to Walker - he gave a gracious concession speech. It should be listened to in full. While he was terribly unqualified for the senate, he set the example on how to lose nobly.
@flyrobin2544
Жыл бұрын
It was his best speech ever, makes me wonder if he wanted to lose the race.
@michaelccozens
Жыл бұрын
Walker also threatened to have the mother of his child *and his own infant* assassinated if she didn't get the abortion he was forcing her into. Fascism thrives on low expectations. Don't help it.
@l.howard7140
Жыл бұрын
NAW, NO CREDIT FOR THIS JOKE!
@bumblebootwiddletoes5185
Жыл бұрын
I hope I never lose my nobly
@bumblebootwiddletoes5185
Жыл бұрын
@@l.howard7140 that's a bad way to look at things
Hopefully they won't let the German coup plot leader write a book about his struggle during his prison stay.
@evandaymon8303
Жыл бұрын
Ah not to worry probably wont even be allowed to release that around and his own family disowned him for what he done
@telebubba5527
Жыл бұрын
He belongs in a nuthouse. The dude's completely bonkers. He's lost all sense of reality.
@harrybruijs2614
Жыл бұрын
@@telebubba5527 like Trump? Who by the way has been chosen president in your country.
@lenawagenfuehr53
Жыл бұрын
He's a 71 year old entitled snot. Everyone knows he's delusional
@davidlundquist1979
Жыл бұрын
Oh, no one reads books anymore. But I'm sure he'll pop up on Fox News within a week.
Walkers concession speech sounds like a football coach trying to console a team.
It was obvious Zelinsky was gonna be Person of the Year. Good for him 👏
Italy’s newest far right leader was elected almost exactly 100 years after Mussolini and this German coup attempt happened 99 years and 1 month after Hitler’s attempt. We might wanna keep an eye on any painters in that coup group.
@danielgehring7437
Жыл бұрын
That's why art colleges will let anybody in these days.
@Marijuanifornia
Жыл бұрын
"The Conestoga wagons and prairie schooners of pioneer days were covered with hempen canvas. Indeed, the very word 'canvas' comes from the Arabic word for hemp." - *Hemp for Victory,* US Department of Agriculture 1942 All of those famous paintings in all of those museums all over the world were painted on hemp canvas. The US federal permit to grow Cannabis Sativa that is shown in *Hemp for Victory* reads, "Producer of Marihuana."
@dawggonevidz9140
Жыл бұрын
@@danielgehring7437 and yet it's the trumpists and proud boys throwing all the nazi salutes, chanting jews will not replace us and waving the swastikas around. Funny how reality just shits on your lies like it doesn't care what you think.
@andrewbloom7694
Жыл бұрын
@@Marijuanifornia oh...kay? Was there another comment that got deleted or something lol
@lenawagenfuehr53
Жыл бұрын
@@danielgehring7437 but the art school didn't actually reject Hitler. They said he had talent as a draftsman and should try architecture...but Hitler didn't want to go to school...
Herschel Walker is a good sport. He conceded with civility. At least you got to give him that.
@michaelgreenwood3413
Жыл бұрын
prize for basic decency?
@IanAlcorn
Жыл бұрын
@@michaelgreenwood3413 It's a low bar nowadays.
@debralynch8312
Жыл бұрын
Politicians should be good sports right?
Before Stephen even said it I wondered how is was possible that 48,6% of georgians votes for Walker
48.6%: truly terrifying.
@oldrrocr
Жыл бұрын
proof that cults really work (but sad) on human weakness
I suspect we once again owe a HUGE debt of gratitude to us Black Woman voters and the youth.
@garfield2439
Жыл бұрын
Thankyou to every voter who voted for Warnock
@CJA32able
Жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@silvasilvasilva
Жыл бұрын
To be fair, it's in their own interest. I can't think of groups that would be worse off had the outcome been the opposite.
@cc1k435
Жыл бұрын
People who vote in their own best interests! What a thought, America! 😆
@stanbyme7874
Жыл бұрын
Thank you. Women. Especially Black Women on the East Coast are what is saving the Democratic Party . From the West Coast-We See You!
As an outsider, I still find it absolutely bonkers that _48,6%_ of Georgia voted for a candidate unqualified to cross the street, let alone be a Senator.
@vtboomer
Жыл бұрын
...And a resident of TEXAS to boot! But sent "Running back" there!
@amypattie7004
Жыл бұрын
Remember that’s the percentage of people who voted, not percentage of those who wanted him. Rich neighbourhoods are made considerably easier to vote - walk in booths in 15 minutes etc, where as other districts might have to wait hours without food or bathroom breaks. There’s probably a larger proportion of people who are glad he voted. Edit: source: I used to live in a rich neighbourhood and it took me 15 minutes to vote. Not in Georgia, but the wait difference between the wait times was staggering.
@Bouzsi
Жыл бұрын
Welcome to America! Home of the [lying, cheating politicians], land of the [white men who've made a system that benefits white men and their female humans]!
Herschel Walker: "Everyone is a winner! Everyone get's a trophy!
"World most Dad" 😂😂😂😂 I choked on my food when he said that.
Herschel at least conceded the election. Now I do have some respect for him.
@RabblesTheBinx
Жыл бұрын
He's an athlete. Losing gracefully is part of the job.
@JusticeAlways
Жыл бұрын
Maybe others in his political party that lost can take note...
@StoneE4
Жыл бұрын
Yeah... Let's declare our respect for people for doing what *EVERYONE* should be expected to do when they lose an election. 🤨
@davidlundquist1979
Жыл бұрын
A key part of the Republican strategy: Set the bar as low as possible, and people will be overjoyed when you accidentally stumble over it.
@Joepoe20041
Жыл бұрын
He can now go home to Texas after losing the Senate seat.
I’m going to keep saying this. Walker’s concession speech was very nice. That’s the athlete in him overriding the politician. Athletes are experienced at speaking graciously about a loss.
@bryanspindle4455
Жыл бұрын
He is not a politician. He has no experience and was never elected to an office.
@cmw12
Жыл бұрын
@@bryanspindle4455 Good point, but he did spit buzzwords like a politician.
@bryanspindle4455
Жыл бұрын
@@cmw12 True
@samziegler4957
Жыл бұрын
It's a low bar these days.
@Soylntgrnisppl
Жыл бұрын
It would have been even "nicer" if he had personally called Senator Warnock to concede and offer his congratulations. Instead, Walker, as reported by the Atlantic Journal Constitution, had one of his Staffers call Warnock and the Staffer was the one who told Warnock that Walker was conceding --- an absolute Bush League move. I guess Walker only had "so much" niceness to mete out.
Love the Cosmo at 6:42 with the side articles like “How to put an extra ‘Y’ in ‘Sexy’!”
Congrats to Warnock, sucks we didn't have a decent candidate. That's right, I'm one of those "RINOS", and if that means I'm an anti-Trump Republican who respects my fellow Americans across the isle, I'm a proud Rino. I would've preferred a more evenly split senate, but all votes count. We don't ALL suck. 🇺🇸
@michaelgreenwood3413
Жыл бұрын
You're an actual Republican. MAGA are RINOs and always have been.
@the_united_republican
Жыл бұрын
@@michaelgreenwood3413 Thank you, and yes they are the true RINOs. Trump's playbook: call them what we are before they can call us out for what we are. That's why he launched his "fake news" brand pre-2016 so he could control the news, like Putin. You can actually tell what he's going to do by listening to what he's warning his enemies will do soon. It's his tell. He always sets that shit up, but he is a one-trick pony.
4:43 "World's richest lump of nougat..." Nawww... no one want to put that in their mouth.
@TechNextLetsGo
Жыл бұрын
He actually has lost a lot of weight since everyone body shamed him...
What is really sweet is not the "European" sirens sound, but the fact that Americans think Europe has a requirement for the sirens all over the continent to sound the same.
So now with Twitter employees, "I'm having to work late" is code for "I'm being held hostage".
Steven you and all of the crew at late night have lightened this couples 😳, through all this crazy whhhattt?!!!??? Thank you to all of y'all. Signed liberal couple in Missouri #didyoucheckthemap Love y'all
Kudos to the intern who aged the cards.
@trentfowler1335
Жыл бұрын
The unsung hero
@tiki_trash
Жыл бұрын
Yes, but can we all just take a minute to appreciate "8 of the hottest identical green shirts?"
My oh my! Thank you Georgia! Particularly Clayton, Dekalb and Fulton Counties!! ❤️💙❤️💙
ohhh stephen you make me laugh and laugh so much at 6:00 a.m. it wakes up my dogs ❤
Puts bedrooms in offices, employees not woke...Brilliant....lmao... can't stop laughing
I look forward to this show every night... thank you for putting a smile on my face
@merrigalebeddoes1921
Жыл бұрын
Especially at a time when it can be so hard to find something to smile about.
@cybercat29
Жыл бұрын
Same here.
BIRDLAND!! What a great band! Go Louis!
I'm proud of my home state Ga. I was born in Atlanta. Pulled our asses outta the fire. No help here. Capt.Bob, SV ( Sailing Vessel) 27th Chance, Tampa Fl, USA 🇺🇸
So it turns out that a werewolf can beat a vampire, but a Warnock can beat a werewolf.
@davidlundquist1979
Жыл бұрын
Not a huge surprise. WoW players complained for years that Warnocks are overpowered.
@HeyTash
Жыл бұрын
nice
@michaelgreenwood3413
Жыл бұрын
@@davidlundquist1979 Hah!
Woot woot, let's pass some bills 😄
Mr. Colbert, I honestly had to pull over and congratulate you. I was worried about the late night fellas I enjoy during Covid. You have been hitting grand slams constantly. I enjoy you. Keep up the good work 👍 From, Nobody of significance. I just see you breaking a bat everytime you swing
Anyone who voted for Walker is one of our country's biggest problems.
Truly, one of the concession speeches of all time.
@HeyTash
Жыл бұрын
😂
Only after he lost, Walker realized he ran for the Senate instead of the House (from his concession speech).
@fairyprincess911
Жыл бұрын
Really?
@SpaceForceCommander
Жыл бұрын
@@fairyprincess911 Yes. He said the House was tied, so he was running for the House. He only mentioned the Senate in his concession speech.
@sammiller6631
Жыл бұрын
@@SpaceForceCommander Which one of Walker's multiple personalities was that?
Thank you Georgia. God bless Senator Warnock
Love hearing bird land at the end.
I was surprised Hershel conceded, unlike Kari Lake.
@telebubba5527
Жыл бұрын
Kari who?
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
The difference is, Kari Lake knew exactly what she was doing. She had a plan, though a failed one.
@Markus_Andrew
Жыл бұрын
I think he may actually have been relieved to get out. It's possible that he realized he was out of his depth and the experience may have turned him off ever running for office again, but we'll see.
I am just stunned that it was that close, I can not comprehend how people thought walker was qualified. The psycho wing of the gop keeps popping up somewhere
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
They didn't think he was qualified; they just voted for him because he had an R next to his name, and to prove they weren't racist by voting for a black man.
@wheeliebeast7679
Жыл бұрын
Yup - just someone who would be a total simp for the R-tard agenda
@BluePatriotWinner
Жыл бұрын
It was a party vote. A black rock with a painted smiley face would have got same number of votes as walker.
That woke joke was too good 😂
@vrt6545
Жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaand that little honk of a laugh just after: Louis C., was that you?
Walker got some respect for acting like the only one adult who wasn't a selfish demanding child , his parents did well on that much ,the speech wasnt focused on making a enemy or slander ,did well 👍🖖
"If we learn to care for others, to respect others we'll learn how to care for, to respect our country" - Bob Crane on patriotism.
@sirjer73
Жыл бұрын
Hogan???,
@BobPagani
Жыл бұрын
Did he say that in one of his infamous sex videos?
@davidlundquist1979
Жыл бұрын
"Yes, I'm Bob Crane, lecturing on how to be a good person."
@marvinmartin4692
Жыл бұрын
That fly’s into the face of capitalism. Not compatible.
@kenwittlief255
Жыл бұрын
Who is this Hoogan?!
Applaude the family for having the restraint to not slap them in the face.
Those month-old Hershel jokes aged well 😀
Omgosh ..... Stephen delivers soooo awesomely!!
At least Walker gave a positive and true concession speech. It was surprisingly good.
@michaelmorningstar8645
Жыл бұрын
Literally the only thing he understood in this process was how to take a loss. That's sports.
@bensonwilson519
Жыл бұрын
He spent long enough in sports growing up to know at the end of the game you shake the other guy's hand and say "good game" at the end.
Way to show the world how competent law enforcement is done, Germany! It sure would be nice to see some of that rub off on the States.
@ATEC101
Жыл бұрын
Yeah. It only took an assassination, 2 world wars and the rest....
@harrybruijs2614
Жыл бұрын
@@ATEC101 they always have been very competent. So it didn't need that. And before you spout stupid remarks like that read up on history in books written by experts and not internet.
@chickenmanman1015
Жыл бұрын
Too bad Germans are so easily subjugated
@lenawagenfuehr53
Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be so sure...a lot of police were involved in the Reichsbuerger movement.
Four words: The Senator Raphael Warnock!!!!!!!
ELON MUSK. "the richest hunk of nougat" best quote this month....thank you Colbert....
Anybody who saw what transpired to this country then still votes Herschel is beyond Hopelesss
@ce7768
Жыл бұрын
This country is beyond help TBH..
@thedon9670
Жыл бұрын
Half of Georgians apparently.
@Gurl-5150
Жыл бұрын
The state that voted MTG in will vote for ANYTHING.
@stoodmuffinpersonal3144
Жыл бұрын
But at least he actually conceded. Good precedent for GOP to follow.
@carlossantin7718
Жыл бұрын
Shows how the Republican Party is becoming more and more authoritarian