I can’t help but remember how great the Tonight Show was under Jay Leno and Johnny Carson. This is sooooo bad.

Uses of chalk: trolling trump outside Trump tower.

It's so cold...I couldn't understand the rest

@karinwolf3645

15 күн бұрын

Me neither. I was hoping for subtitles. 🤔🙄🤷

@jasonolson3133

15 күн бұрын

Me too

@EddieAces2011

15 күн бұрын

Me neither 😂

@Jckruse79

15 күн бұрын

That all the sheep are demanding their wool back.

@cuccicucci4480

15 күн бұрын

@@karinwolf3645 Subtitles usually come on 1 hr after posting. I turned them on to hear "Sheep demanding their wool back" 😂

Why didn't you talk about project 2025?

@MVK_GS

15 күн бұрын

Maybe because it is not an official policy document and also because Trump actually dismissed Project 2025 by stating that "some of the things they’re saying are absolutely ridiculous and abysmal." I mean, if you want to make it as if he wrote it himself, I guess you can do that.

@HOTD108_

14 күн бұрын

Because Jimmy Fallon is a comedian and not the news.

Wedding RSVP should be YES, NO, or MAYBE NEXT TIME.

I’m 62 I’ve never taken a picture with my iPad.

This juvenile audience participation sucks

@PhilipDeLamarter

15 күн бұрын

It's a juvenile audience, what do you expect?

@thebushmaster0544

14 күн бұрын

i thought it was funny AF, to eacht their own i guess

@BobTheBlue

14 күн бұрын

@@thebushmaster0544 you need to get out more son

To anyone dealing with depression or feeling low, don’t give up on life, no matter what bad things happened in your past, don’t let them define you or control your destiny, you are all important and loved!, there is hope for all of us! Jesus loves you all ✝️, get to know God through Christ 📖

That audience was being coached to laugh.

@soundshaper

15 күн бұрын

They all do this now, instead of canned laughter, they have a laugh brigade of about 40 people in the audience who are prompted to laugh when cued. Sometimes, when it's truly funny, the rest of the audience laughs too.

@PhilipDeLamarter

15 күн бұрын

@@soundshaper Thanks. I'm one of those people who have to be coached. Back when that show 'The Office' was on, I never heard the canned laughter, so I couldn't tell if something was funny or not. It seemed kind of strange not to have laugh track.

Glad to have you all back! Stay cool! ❤️❤️❤️

Can you please enable CC captions on all videos for scripts? thanks

@trueheart1372

15 күн бұрын

Someone said watch a hour later guess takes a hour to generate

@richstrobel

15 күн бұрын

You can enable live caption on an android phone. Press up on the volume button. There is the volume slider, a note for mute and some lines which when pressed will bring up other options. Under that is a square with some horizontal lines and a diagonal line through it. Press the square, the diagonal line will disappear and live caption will be enabled. Press it again, the diagonal line will reappear and live caption will be disabled.

@hannas4486

15 күн бұрын

@@richstrobel but I don't have android phone and like to watch them normally on laptop.

@hannas4486

15 күн бұрын

@@richstrobel It's now enabled right here.

If you know Politics you know with in all parties there are power struggles this has nothing to do with Bidens age or health. Everyone wants the driver seat

@billwalsh388

15 күн бұрын

Great point.

@blackout07blue

15 күн бұрын

Wrong. Biden is losing to Trump in a landslide right now. Everyone is afraid to kick him out, bc he’ll seek revenge. Biden is a selfish, greedy old man full of himself.

NBC actually paid a group of people to sit together in a room and write this.

💯

I can never understand what the audience is saying in that "chant-back" (how-hot-was-it?) bit.

@thebelligerentbostonian7524

15 күн бұрын

CC

That audience could use a cup of coffee, even iced would do 😅!

3:05 someone should start a band named Woolback

Thanks again for speaking the truth my friend once again!

please no more audience participation. I had to turn on captions just to understand what the audience was trying to say. Also, Mr. Pibb hasn't been a thing since 2001. Most of the people there won't even know what it is, and it showed based on the votes. It's like asking, about taking a tour to the top of the world trade center.

❤❤❤

Do you really think that people tell the truth when they're being poled

all i can see is jimmy subliminally saying "ima let them" by flicking his tongue out like a lizard

Couldn’t understand any words of the audience’s part in the dialogue😣maybe captions next time?

@trueheart1372

15 күн бұрын

Apparently takes a hour to auto generate the cc

@robo5013

15 күн бұрын

@@trueheart1372 Takes no time at all for the editors of the show to do it before they air the episode.

@megandzoesmom6573

15 күн бұрын

​@@f1rocks2190 obviously duhh!! Noooo they all just say same exact thing at same time!! Smfh... Your a democrat aren't you!?!?! Lmao.. 😂😂😂

@megandzoesmom6573

14 күн бұрын

​@@f1rocks2190duhhh.. are you stupid?? I bet your voting biden!! Lmao no everyone in audience all yell same stuff Coincidentally... smfh.. wwwoowwww!!

If it's Boeing Soon You'll be floating Then plummeting Screaming to your death SPLAT FLAT!!!🤣 (Satire)

05:18. Chalk is the favorite of mathematicians to develop their equations. They even favor a special Japanese brand: Harogomo.

We use chalk to mark tires in Parking violations

Wedding invitations- Yes, no, maybe next time.

😮😮😮

Oh, that's very 'funny', the audience reading up unintelligible lines 🥱

Don’t baseball/softball fields use chalk?

Stop digging into the past!! We need a better future 🤖👾

Wow, that was such a weak monologue... Maybe he needs better writers.

@joolz2305

15 күн бұрын

And those WePost jokes - pitiful!😂

@blackout07blue

15 күн бұрын

😂😂 it’s too funny watching the Biden sycophants gets triggered as people like Jimmy, Colbert, and Jon Stewart try saving our democracy from unelectable selfish Biden.

The program is finally back, why didn't they upload it?

AIPAC said to the DJ to keep the sounds Kosher.

I'm tired of everybody dumping

The audience talking in unison, doesn't work.Not funny.

@lilycalir6515

15 күн бұрын

It’s annoying lol

That settles it. Im Mr. Pibb.

3:57 IT'S CALLED SOCIAL WEDIA, AND YOU KNOW IT!!

💙💙💙💙

REALLY!!!! FACT CHECK

I would like know who they bumped to book dj Kaleb

😂❤

The audience thing is acually funny.

@lilycalir6515

15 күн бұрын

U are easily amused lol

We the voters are not divided. Get over it.

@PhilipDeLamarter

15 күн бұрын

I beg to disagree. I, for one, am sick of the Dems and I've been voting for them dutifully for over 50 years.

@shivangi6228

15 күн бұрын

Speak for yourself

Maybe he can do standup or talk show host

Yup, yall backed him up 4 years ago when it was the cool thing to do.

❤ $MOTHER ❤ provides First Comment

Joe will come on the show as Hillary in 2016 after fainting?

Stop with the Biden jokes Jimmy 💙💙💙💙💙💙🗳🙏🏻🇺🇸

@Riclmnopp

15 күн бұрын

Yes, we need to ignore the fact that the whole world saw how far gone Joe is.

@blackout07blue

15 күн бұрын

Dementia 2024! Let’s lose our democracy with dementia Biden’s 36% approval rating!!

@trueheart1372

15 күн бұрын

Some people make jokes so they don't have to cry or commit murder

Alabama

With the bad press we're getting lately I feel like you could have done ... ... "Something"... but you did not help us at all. Way to go Jimmy. Willing to jump the carpet drunk and break your finger... but not willing to actually put any effort into saving our country. Great job, Bro. Doing absolutely nothing.

@buryitdeep

15 күн бұрын

You havent got the memo? Everyone including Hollywood wants Joe gone.

@blackout07blue

15 күн бұрын

Lol. Jimmy is literally trying to save our country here. If we let Biden be the nominee, Trump wins in a landslide. Learn politics.

I'm riden with Biden!!!

good to see the audience having fun

Audience cringe 😬

...the front runner is Joe Biden...hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MadDragon75

15 күн бұрын

You follow Mr. Beast? That explains everything.🙄

@Riclmnopp

15 күн бұрын

@@MadDragon75 Mr. Beast is a good guy. Who has done a lot for less fortunate people.

This was bad

We Post feels rigged

Fallon talk about Proyect 2025 n humpy trumpy. VOTE BLUE

HRC would be an incredible POTUS. Gavin Newsom would also be a great candidate.

15 күн бұрын

HRC should have been the president in 2016. People refused to vote for her & we got trump. If I were her, I'd tell them to kiss my ass.

Thanks for all these pundits reminding us what we think. Couldn't do it alone. GAG!

Get behind Biden. He won the primaries. Jokes about his age will only create doubts and help Trump.

@ar-videos

15 күн бұрын

A putin style primary with 1 man and a nobody stooge. The fascism bootlicking by dems is a little too on the nose.

@matthewdancz9152

15 күн бұрын

The democrat party did not have any primaries for president this year. They've been doing everything within their power to protect President Biden's mental decline. Better an evil criminal than a dementia patient in the oval office, but I'm still voting for Kennedy.

We're not divided over Biden. It's the press that's sowing division. We are united behind Joe

Biden is our man. Grandpa is grandpa, amd we need a sane grandpa in the Oval Office.

Colbert! Myers! Kimmel! Fallon? I want to enjoy this show. Sometimes I do. Biden deserves better from you. Duck Fonald Trump!

@blackout07blue

15 күн бұрын

Oh, dork. Biden gives us Trump. Dementia-Biden is unelectable now as all the polls and data shows.

This monologue sucks so bad. HOW BAD DOES IT SUCK. It sucks so bad I had to give it a thumbs down and stop watching after 2 minutes.

I love Biden but it’s time for VP Harris!! She should become a democrat party nominee. I love to see her becoming first African American Asian president ❤❤❤

@eb4676

15 күн бұрын

Noo she is terrible woman. Absolutely not. Get her out.

@KathyDNJ

13 күн бұрын

Sorry, Kamala won't beat tRump....and everyone making jokes about Biden are only helping tRump get elected....sickening thought!

Finally, a judge with integrity and honor!! Take him down Judge Chutkan!! Vote President Biden!!

No funny moments?

TOLD YA (This is how it starts)🙄

Convince Hilary to run, glad that you support the president

@Riclmnopp

15 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@gchriskonrath09

15 күн бұрын

@@Riclmnopp it could happen 👌

@johndonovan5752

15 күн бұрын

Hillary did defeat Trump (popular vote) in 2016, but with the electoral college, who knows?

@blackout07blue

15 күн бұрын

@@johndonovan5752 she’d lose even worse than last time, altho not as bad as Biden loses this time. Biden polls absolutely awful now.

@gchriskonrath09

15 күн бұрын

@@johndonovan5752 yes, true, but drump paid off the electoral college

TRUMP 2024. WE KNOW WHO WE WANT. RED WAVE TIME BABY

15 күн бұрын

Yeah, like the Red tsunami in 2022? 🍊🤡🦬💩

Even joe is 100 yrs old I will still vote him as he is not dictator in day 1 lol

Vote RFK JR #2024 #Kenedy2024 🇺🇸

Please vote for democracy, vote blue

Eww so corny.. let's have the audience yells stuff that no one can understand what their saying.. 😂😂😂😂😂 smh.. how does anyone think this is funny?!?!

Fallon should stop trying political comedy or get a different writer for those jokes. The rest of late night approaches political subjects with at least decent outcomes.

@blackout07blue

15 күн бұрын

You poor baby. You gonna cry?

Typical weak kneed Fallon. While his other late night hosts are properly roasting Biden, he middle lanes it

I. Goi g to guess your show have lost some viewers. Biden jokes are not funny. There's enough of Trump/ Ebstien in the news you can jije about. & in so doing save the country

@blackout07blue

15 күн бұрын

😂😂 Biden loses to Trump in a landslide. Jimmy is trying to get us a nominee who can actually win. Stop propping up Dementia Biden.

I like both candidates, but can we get someone even older? What's the Crypt Keeper doing these days?

@billwalsh388

15 күн бұрын

I'm voting for the qualified old guy, not the convicted felon old guy.

@blackout07blue

15 күн бұрын

@@billwalsh388 the guy with dementia? Yikes. Biden should step down. Who is even running the country?

I am so scared. Can someone please tell me if I'm supposed to support Biden or not for president?

@SumNutOnU2b

15 күн бұрын

You're supposed to support whoever ends up on the ballot. Until that happens you can make any suggestions you think make sense

@nenew1666

15 күн бұрын

VOTE BLUE - it does not matter who the nominee is…JUST VOTE BLUE TO SAVE OUR COUNTRY

@trueheart1372

15 күн бұрын

I won't tell you who to vote for but I will tell you where to get your news beau of the fifth column

@icesseh

15 күн бұрын

Google Project 2025🗳️💙 Democracy or Autocracy???💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

@Riclmnopp

15 күн бұрын

@@icesseh The project 2025 that Trump doesn’t endorse, that one? I get it, you have to act like he does, because you want people to focus on that instead of how far gone Joe is.

I want Jeffries and AOC, for President and VP!

I'd vote for anyone other than Trump. where did we hear Hilary would beat Trump before? deja vu?

@eurech

15 күн бұрын

This time it'd be different because Trump has a terrible record as president.

sick to death of the Biden Debate jokes.

I agree with Trump, let Biden continue to run. 😂

@lg7014

15 күн бұрын

We agree that Trump should continue to run...orange toast

@blackout07blue

15 күн бұрын

@@lg7014lol. Trump is currently winning in a landslide over Biden. This race is over. If you keep Biden as nominee, you get 4 more years of Trump.

Hillary Clinton 2024 🎉🎉🎉 The Simpsons predicted it

Joe spoke at the NATO summit and did a good job. Too bad no one is reporting that.

@Riclmnopp

15 күн бұрын

Teleprompters and writers sure do help a lot don’t they?

@MadDragon75

15 күн бұрын

💙👍

@AndrewPruteanu

15 күн бұрын

😂😂😂 no way you said that

@metalgearstud1

15 күн бұрын

Your joking right

@IMeMineWho

15 күн бұрын

No one is reporting on the fact that Trump is on Epstein's list 70x and that he was sued in 16 by a woman who said he and Epstein raped her in 94 when she was 13 either. According to the L.A. Times in 16, Jane Doe aka Katy Johnson withdrew her lawsuit days before the election according to her atty, because her family had been threatened.🎤

do people really find this funny

To the person reading this, even though I don't know you. I wish you the best of what life has to offer 🙏🙌❤️😊

@christytrogdon4038

15 күн бұрын

Right back at ya 💕

@visariosorino8034

15 күн бұрын

❤️😊👋​@@christytrogdon4038

@bryannguyen8440

15 күн бұрын

Post something that is related to the video

We post sucks.

God help us, I pray 🙏 for anyone other than trump to win. He should not even be allowed to run, he should be in prison. Prayers 🙏

Fallon proves hes communist like his trump supporting boss

@pango-y8j

15 күн бұрын

Do you know what the difference between communism marxism fascism and socialism not to be confused with a Social Democracy.? It doesn't seem like you do? 😢

@TrueMithrandir

15 күн бұрын

@@pango-y8j most conservatives don't know these things, they are low educated people for some reason

@blackout07blue

15 күн бұрын

If anyone supported Trump, they would be propping up Biden right now. Polls show Biden loses in a landslide.

I hope Hillary Clinton will be the president ❤

I wouldn't trust biden behind the wheel of a car, but american presidency... that should be okay.

15 күн бұрын

Biden drove an electric F250 @ the plant in MI. trump played in an 18 Wheeler.

0 visualizações, flopou!!

I wouldn't vote for a convicted felon. And, I'm not even American. If you're truly a patriotic American, vote blue 💙🔵💙🔵💙🔵💙💙💙💙💙 whether it's Biden or Harris!!! God bless your America 🙏🙏🙏🙏

@matthewdancz9152

15 күн бұрын

I think you should stop trying to interfere in American elections. America sees it as a criminal action.

@megandzoesmom6573

15 күн бұрын

Well you said your not American so keep your bs to yourself.. you want people to vote blue.. why so our country can become shit like whereever your from .. no thanks!! America is #1 and we will vote trump back into office and be better then everrrr!!!

Really Jimmy, you gotta bring in a Fox News Pole where they're so desperate that they got a throw one Obama and Hillary Clinton, give it a rest already the American people are done hearing about a bad debate night, the media and that includes you Jimmy and your corporate owners, make a debuck a lot of everything in this country and people are sick of it

I would vote for President Biden even if he were one-hundred-years old, confined to a wheelchair and couldn't even remember his name. You must be crazy if you think we're going to vote for Trump!

@blackout07blue

15 күн бұрын

Write a book about it. Meanwhile, anyone nominating Biden is literally giving us 4 more years of Trump.

@trueheart1372

15 күн бұрын

We did it for Roosevelt why not biden

@Riclmnopp

15 күн бұрын

@@ulyssesgrant2782 “party over country. Imagine feeling no shame in admitting that. Sad

@ulyssesgrant2782

15 күн бұрын

@@Riclmnopp I'm voting for morality over immorality. You're voting for cult over country. Imagine that. Despicable

@Riclmnopp

15 күн бұрын

@@ulyssesgrant2782 You are using 3 different accounts spamming this same comment in every video on here.

I would vote for President Biden even if he were dead. I am not about to vote for Trump!

@blackout07blue

15 күн бұрын

I’m not. It’s disrespectful to run a candidate who has dementia. Who is even running the country? This is insane. Replace this dementia patient who has a 36% approval rating already.

@ashupashu5559

15 күн бұрын

That is the dumbest most retarded thing I ever heard in my entire frick fracking life pls tell me you are being sarcastic.

@Riclmnopp

15 күн бұрын

“Party over country”. Most people would feel shame in admitting that, but not you.

@gilly9281

15 күн бұрын

Jesus Christ help us all from people like Jason riddle. We must not be living in the same country

@Riclmnopp

15 күн бұрын

I see you have 3 differs accounts you are using making the same 2 comments everywhere.

Support Biden 🙏💙🫶

@pss7035

15 күн бұрын

and let Trump win. Yeah!!

@metalgearstud1

15 күн бұрын

Trump 2024

@buryitdeep

15 күн бұрын

Life support Biden you mean.

@Riclmnopp

15 күн бұрын

@@mm7846 Trump said today, that he supports and wants Biden to stay in the race as well. 😂

Rotflmao 🎉