"But I thought he said he had a certificate for swimming!" "Oh yeah, he has. But it ain't his."

@Jackomac43

5 жыл бұрын

Love how the bodyguard on the right laughs at that too.

@rorymckernan502

5 жыл бұрын

Jackomac43 He’s like ‘Jackpot’

@Britishtheatre

3 жыл бұрын

@Terrance Milo what does this have to do with Only Falls and Horses?

I went jet skiing the other day for the first time and this was literally all I could think about 😂

@richierich8334

4 жыл бұрын

Did you shout "Lovely jubbly" as you went on your merry way?? :D

@gavinpowers1217

3 жыл бұрын

Had a day in Scarborough yesterday and saw a bloke out there on one of those ski jet things and that is EXACTLY what I said to my dad lol.

@Jessebella1

3 жыл бұрын

@@gavinpowers1217 Way you say jet ski things lol Its funnier when you say Jet boat things cos it gives the impression you do not know the name or what it is, you know it is a jet ski and said it, stop trying to sound like you are in ofah lol

@theculturedthug6609

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jessebella1 ffs

@briggsmalcolm1102

2 жыл бұрын

I know Im randomly asking but does anyone know of a way to get back into an instagram account..? I somehow forgot the account password. I appreciate any tips you can give me.

🌴😁 Miami, my hometown! Love this show. Watched it back in the 90s on our local PBS station. Wish they'd play it again.

@shonamcwilliam2842

3 жыл бұрын

PBS Station. What's that? We've not got them in Scotland UK

@johnpaulson4750

10 ай бұрын

US TV broadcaster@@shonamcwilliam2842​

@jimmykray9583

6 ай бұрын

@@shonamcwilliam2842it’s like channel 5 basically

This put me off jet skiing for years. I went to Brazil and finally got on one and was nervous as hell (I refused to show it of course) but as soon as I got moving I absolutely loved it.

These guys are hilarious. Thankfully, my best friend turned me onto them. We are from the U.S, and didn't know about their comedy, until finding it on KZread. Now I'm hooked. Comedy Gold this show is. "But it ain't his", Hahahahaha!

@billygiles3276

5 жыл бұрын

I’m a Londoner and was born in lewisham which is only about 5 miles from Peckham and I’m so proud that we are known worldwide because of the trotter brothers haha

@ANTLORDH760

5 жыл бұрын

Americans loving only fools!! The greatest comedy tv series in global history and this proves. You must watch all of them detonate pal

@Paul-uw3oi

5 жыл бұрын

@Astuteous Maximus ...Minder as well. Blackadder is one that gets better with each series. I now look at series one and though fond of it it wasn't brilliant.

@darrenbrogan5328

4 жыл бұрын

Astuteous Maximus father ted ain’t British

@paulmcdonnell8304

4 жыл бұрын

Watch series one to understand the characters

1:39 where are the brakes for this bloody thing ah Gordon Bennett

That’s funny, there’s a bloke down there on one of them Ski Jet things. 😂😂

@rorymckernan502

4 жыл бұрын

Cool Waters they’re 25 miles off the coast

@admiralackbar9307

4 жыл бұрын

Nice to see Del Boy having such a good time :)

Miami Twice is my favourite one, mostly for the end with Boycie and the camera.

@markorollo.

3 жыл бұрын

I forgot to kiss you goodbye at Gatwick!

Top British comedy, lubbly jubbly.

@archieindoorschallis2885

2 жыл бұрын

*lovely jubbly

1:03 "Lovely yes....Lovely jubbly....thats about far enough now"! I love that bit haha

I like how Lurch is kind of Florida's 'Trigger'. Nice touch.

This is my favourite bit on only fools and horses Miami twice

Hearing that young guy who was jailed for going on a jet ski to Isle of man all could think was this

One of the best moments in TV history

My brother went jet-skiing on holiday and he was scared s-less

“Those ski jet things”😂

here we go

When watching this full on dvd the engine on the jet ski that Del Boy is on does eventually run totally dry.

One of the funniest episode

sat here laughing loads.

haha epic scene !! love em !! I see lots of people here dont know bout Only fools and horses,little beliebers.

Gold

Don't work without the laughter track.

hehe end of the video is the best xd xd :)

Lovely jubbly jubbly haha that's about far enough now 1:05 lol

Cushty 😁

@greatjmondo Yes, I agree that we must all keep our interest in it very tight and not at all loose :)

Poor old del , that must be frightening

100mph is some places. hell even the states has 90mph places.

as funny as it is, imagine if you couldn't swim, would be terrifying

Pity this episode has been ripped to pieces on home video releases and even on repeat showings on UKGold (and even ITunes) they now cut bits out. It's almost impossible to get hold of an uncut version of this underated OFAH episode, unless you happen to have an original broadcast recording or a repeat broadcast shown during the 90s (I once had but it's been taped over long ago). However, I did come across an upload of this episode that seems to have been stitched together using various audio clips from different versions, some of the ep has a laughter track whilst other parts don't and these are very random. No idea how they managed to edit those parts together.

@jimmykray9583

3 жыл бұрын

What parts do they clip out?

@Embracing01

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimmykray9583 The DVD version (and VHS version) have edits/cuts to: the music heard at the the beginning on the plane from Del, instead of Rocking All over the World by Status Que it's now Everybody Wants to Rule the World by Tears for Fears. The Baby Baby song by Amy Grant when Del and Rodney go to the nightclub has been changed to something else (can't remember what). A few scenes are cut from the nightclub scene after Del and Rodney meet Ricco, no idea why they have been cut.

@jimmykray9583

3 жыл бұрын

@@Embracing01 maybe the music scenes were changed because of copyright but I have no idea why they cut other scenes out.

@_Ai_Angel

2 жыл бұрын

You need to buy the movie if it says the movie is the entire thing I know that this was a long time ago but this is for other people reading this

@_Ai_Angel

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimmykray9583 Here you go guys all the things that I've been cut out list below 1 on the plane when they say no more girls 2. The nightclub has to be about Dell being a hot cutout after looking at a girl's bum the bum 3. When dale and Rodney are out to dinner Rodney says but you don't go anywhere that has been cut 4 The flat scene between the shooting and the beach where they say that they are worried and they have found the van 5/6 the certificate for swimming if you cut it out once you have to cut out the second one as well 7 when the police rescue Dell they just return him the bit about them knowing the plan and about him escaping on a boat gone 8 Dell boy and Rodney on the tennis court when Rodney accuses dell of cheating The bit where Rodney gets fed up is still there but the reason why he's fed up is not shown 9. I'm pretty sure something was cut in Rodney's phone call camera shorts flicker too much for me to really be bothered to look into exactly what was 10 back in the flat where Albert tells people they are Safe and sound 11 Tyler spotting dell and Rodney this thing are personally don't mind it is a bit of a pointless scene because Boise also spots them that bit stayed 12. The cops reacting to the shooting And finally there was a lack of music here and there and no laughing these were added to the movie despite their not being laughing in other extended episodes like to hull and back I saw somewhere that their apparently was a version of that with laughing on but I can't find it and in my version the bit where Dell is on TV is in it but according to Wikipedia their versions without it that might be for the American version apparently they cut bits out for ads but I am in the UK

LOL at 1:42.

Watch Friday the 13th best ever episode of fool's and horses I still cry with laughter now

WHOOO

😂😂😂

@CallumN02 That IS fast on a jetski.

Legal limit in UK is 70mph, U.S. legal limit varies between 60-75mph but some highways in Texas and Utah have 80mph but no state as far as I know has higher than that! if you have hard evidence to prove this wrong.............!

😂😂😂where is the rest of this piece?

Did he say something then I didn't hear a thing rodney

no, not really. that only a tad faster than most highways.

Ricco stole the show on that episode

Can't make the full feature of this on DVD when there's no bits taken out no audience laughing cos that's the original version please hope they've written release this in the original version

@_Ai_Angel

2 жыл бұрын

It was the other way around those versions were actually released first and then the movie came out after

Didn't this just happen to DJ Kahled

Cos back home Rico I'm a Yuppie, ain't I Rodney?

Funny though his hands would fall of after 20 min

@mikehunter2844

2 жыл бұрын

They're not real hands.

@vania1013 so roughly 2miles a min to get 25miles from the coast thats not even that fast..

In what country? It's almost double the UK speed limit!

@mrnobody4676

5 жыл бұрын

Erm, Miami?

@dazzybabe really?

2 miles a min is 120mph! not that fast eh?

melonlady and ben

1:33

whats this series called

@jimmykray9583

3 жыл бұрын

Some mothers do av em

because he cant swim.Next time watch the video all the way.

CushTy))))))))))

What series is this from ?

@Cazkumali

Жыл бұрын

Its From the Special Miami Twice of a 2 part episode and this is from the second part (Oh to be in England)

Can someone please explain why the image suddenly goes that brownish colour at the end?

@klesarhr-bz5of

10 жыл бұрын

obviously because Del ski till the deep dusk, 25miles from the coast :)

I have no clue what this is XD

@traimitchell5043

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

25 miles off the coast yet you can see land in the background!

Bradley Walsh bought me here

This is so much funnier without the stupid laugh tracks.

@billygiles3276

5 жыл бұрын

They never ever used a laugh track, they used a live studio audience it was real people laughing watching it live

The hanglider scene recycled again, lazy writing

@jimmykray9583

10 ай бұрын

The writing went downhill after little problems episode

The BBC built this episode up during the run up to Christmas. The episode was over ambitious and sadly not funny.

@southlondon86

7 жыл бұрын

Merry Jerry This is one of the best! You must be joking..

@garymitrovic2503

7 жыл бұрын

You are right. I only like to remember the first 5 seasons of Only Fools and Horses, it was a pale imitation of itself afterwards.

@garymitrovic2503

6 жыл бұрын

Amir Perreg we'll agree to disagree. It had it's sporadic moments after season 5, but it became ridiculously far-fetched at times and a lot of the writing felt laboured and contrived. The early seasons with grandad was some of the best TV ever produced in Britain. The writing was solid, the characters were utterly believable, the chemistry worked. I didn't have much time for Cassandra or Raquel, I felt they were weak characters.

@slothfromthegoonies8201

6 жыл бұрын

Fact is that the show was at its most popular and critically acclaimed during the later seasons and specials. Unfortunately some people will always take the contrarian view in a desperate attempt at appearing edgy.

@garymitrovic2503

6 жыл бұрын

Sloth from The Goonies so because I disagree with you I'm attempting to be edgy?

Worst episode ever 😪