I hate to say this, but Tim is absolutely at his best when there's a major tragedy.

@fahimhuq2768

10 ай бұрын

Life in the big city

@eugeniamaurajames1907

10 ай бұрын

Big time. In dark times, this channel is where those of us trying to remain sane congregate.

@kevinblue1976

10 ай бұрын

We wish him well in his pursuit of owning 3 more homes

@imemberberry

10 ай бұрын

Of course he is. He loves tent preachers.

@jaynegaston55

10 ай бұрын

I don't hate to say it - Daddy does it big when times are tough and praise God for it.

While on the phone with a suicide hotline and a noose around my neck, I saw this episode had dropped. After watching, I decided to turn my life around - I'm now married with 3 children living in a penthouse suite in downtown Manhattan. Thanks Tim!

@Dopemean

10 ай бұрын

That was two hours ago right?……I bet you successfully committed suicide and as you were slowly being asphyxiated hallucinated the rest

@cecilyerker

10 ай бұрын

It really is like that

@Aquarius_on_Fire

10 ай бұрын

I wish you well in your be fortune. I myself was listening to the podcast on my way home from work and walked out in traffic. I was hit by a car and fell on my head. But now I can smell colors and hear the opposite thoughts of people passing by echoing inside my head.. Thanks Tim!! ❤

@systemicsystems703

10 ай бұрын

It's all a lie, remember that!

@fuzzynubbinz

10 ай бұрын

@Aquarius_on_Fire congrats on your new-found superhuman abilities. We all have so much to thank Timmy D for!

I heard Tim donated the $75,000 sunglasses to Israel and wished them well. Real heroes exist.

@Aquarius_on_Fire

10 ай бұрын

I heard he broke the glasses, & collected a new pair through the lifetime warranty. He mailed the broken pair and said the post office must have broken them, but told them about the lifetime warranty. He denied selling anything, received two new pairs of glasses, and broke up an entire family in the process.... I read it on the internets.

@mattasticmattattack8546

10 ай бұрын

I wish them well 🙏

@kimbonice

10 ай бұрын

Those glasses will be used to take down the leader of Hamas

@Spankster.

10 ай бұрын

@@kimbonice We can only hope.

@brennancarter7721

10 ай бұрын

The best we can do is wish them well.

I always prefer when it’s just Tim. His stream of consciousness is incredible. I loved the callbacks to the difficult routine that he made throughout. Amazing!

Thank you Barri Weiss for letting us have a solo episode.

@tech1238

10 ай бұрын

Thanks Barry White

@Chris-ro7mn

10 ай бұрын

My darling, I, Cant get enough of your love,

@oddassembler

10 ай бұрын

Everyone on every podcast should start by thanking Bari Weiss for her absence. For it adds a little bit of value everytime.

@oddassembler

10 ай бұрын

Pakestinean Christian reporter Shireen Abu Akhlek was murdered in cold blood by an Israeli IDF sniper on the wall. They don't care about religion. They care if you are Palestinean.

@unclemandragon5670

10 ай бұрын

We wish her well

Tim risking his career by taking the most reasonably balanced take

@billyjean5934

10 ай бұрын

If tim got cancelled there would be endless riots, anarchy, chaos so he cant be touched

@jvb6961

10 ай бұрын

bring the christians back in

@kevinblue1976

10 ай бұрын

@@jvb6961it’s about time for another crusade don’t you think?

@treasurethetime2463

10 ай бұрын

I wish him well. 😂

@BurnAmazonDown

10 ай бұрын

This was a catastrophic episode of his series and i can't believe Tim actually went this serious.

"They want to eliminate the state of Israel. That is not controversial" - Tim Dillon

"You'll never see the teenage driver coming..." Tim is like a savant with these rants. His gallows humor is 😂

@txDDS

10 ай бұрын

Timmy is always able to bring it around to suicide. Murder, or getting eaten by a shark

@ivywoodxrecords

10 ай бұрын

What a fucking ending man...I mean that 45 minute drive to Lowes...But the car still runs pretty good...gas in the tank....

@TommyD546

10 ай бұрын

Was dying at that part. The whole "working at Lowes" was the best. 😂

@josephcamacho7238

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 the best part of his entire rant. 😂😂😂😂

@TommyD546

10 ай бұрын

At least youre not bleeding out in the Gaza Strip....

I wish the Israeli and Palestinian citizens well.

@MrIrish1

10 ай бұрын

You must be a big shot

@hlumelomrali4081

10 ай бұрын

What are you gonna do? Life in the big city 🥤

@derekgray1633

10 ай бұрын

A true fan of the show

@HashbeanSC2

10 ай бұрын

The Palestine's who elected Hamas? How about not supporting them maybe?

@seraph6758

10 ай бұрын

Someone teach the feds to pull out..

The real tragedy in all of this is that Tim's vacation plans were ruined 😔 😢

@Dom_721

10 ай бұрын

Pretty sure that was a nodd to joy behars comments when russian invasion happened

@sam-the-man8500

10 ай бұрын

I know MUDDERFUCKER poor Timmy 😭😭😭 DAMN U PALESTINES

@goranbrajkovic9925

10 ай бұрын

🤣😅

@terjehansen0101

10 ай бұрын

The buffé at the Beverly Hills Hotel thought they were out of the gutter - then this happened.

@jonny_codphilo7809

10 ай бұрын

use fire fox with ad blocker to avoid ads if you run into problems clear cookies and cache the moment this stops working give up on the service entirely

This man never fails to make tragic events disrespectfully funny and revealing at the same time. 😩😂

That ending really was brilliant. Bravo Tim you stuck the landing. 👏

Tims new producer is the laugh track we deserve. We do not see him as a human, we don't know his story, we don't know his name, he doesn't complain. Perfection.

@Kirkwoodclay

10 ай бұрын

I miss what’s his name though. Tim always verbally attacking him was pretty funny.

@aedanryan

10 ай бұрын

Sounds like Devin Costa

@jebedial

10 ай бұрын

True. It’s a great addition I’m so glad it’s not muted.

@erensupporter

10 ай бұрын

Video quality and sound quality have greatly improved too, it was for the best.

@jusreign4086

10 ай бұрын

I think it's Richard Simmons glad to see him back on his feet

Watching Tim put things together in real time is one of the greatest joys in my terrible life

@plnkfloydian7814

10 ай бұрын

Lol

@morningstar9233

10 ай бұрын

That and crack?

@adamgardener8624

Ай бұрын

He's right. On this side of the camera is a disaster.

“And you’ll never see the teenage driver coming.” Yet another absolute masterpiece

@adamspielholz4200

3 ай бұрын

I died when he said that, not unlike the teenage driver’s victim

Banger ep. A LOT of people are exposing themselves as monsters and spineless shills over this war.

Tim's obsession with princess Diana is why I love this show 😂

@mindsigh4

10 ай бұрын

do ya think he woulda little timmed her if she hadn't died?

@Logan-eq3ln

10 ай бұрын

@@mindsigh4no I would think he would go a little harder in hopes she see's it

@johnf120

10 ай бұрын

I mean he is a gay man from Long Island lol

Free, yet controlled. Powerful, yet delicate. Tim Dillon ladies and gentlemen

@dudikapanteric1141

10 ай бұрын

The "controlled" really shows up in this episode.

@davidlambaugh6856

10 ай бұрын

​@@dudikapanteric1141 yeah I'm only like 12 mins in but he is definitely very cognizant of his career opportunities in this one

One of my favorite things about the Tim Dillon podcast is that his voice is loud enough that I can draw a hot relaxing bath and still hear his voice over the running water.

@daveconrad6562

10 ай бұрын

😂

@tsedubgyatso

10 ай бұрын

Underrated comment 😂

@pranzata

10 ай бұрын

@@tsedubgyatso lol ; it was 100 percent true too … I like to listen to podcasts in the bath and it’s annoying to hit pause when the water runs … not a problem at all with Tim Dillon 😂

Flawless dismount

Hundreds of years in the future, humans will remember things the way they really happened thanks to this docu-series

@harristiller9631

10 ай бұрын

Tip of the hat, sir/ma'am! 😊

@roodborstkalf9664

10 ай бұрын

Lets hope so.

@deigamohamed707

10 ай бұрын

Yup💯👏🏾

@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping

10 ай бұрын

based

@nedrobinson7490

10 ай бұрын

And 20 years from now, people won’t remember the Holocaust, they’ll all be dead. But we WILL remember, because we will have seen in real time over social media, the horrors and siege and genocide carried out before our eyes. They’ll all do well to remember that if they want public opinion in their side going forward

That ending brought a tear to my eye. Tim's a literal poet

@ZiggaRats

10 ай бұрын

Idk if you meant to write 'rear' instead of 'tear', but the image made me lol. you sir are also a poet

@EmmyTheAdult

10 ай бұрын

@@ZiggaRats 😅 fixed it, thanks lol

@biggringus5499

10 ай бұрын

@@ZiggaRats thats definitely how you get pink eye

Tim's awareness of himself and of these times is nothing short of superhuman.

This is exactly what I needed after this shit week. Tim is a cultural phenom

@rocketrose

10 ай бұрын

honestly.

@atomicalien4

10 ай бұрын

Yeah I really needed this after seeing everyone and their grandmother's talking about "I stand with Israel" or "dont believe everything you read- i stand with Palestine!" Like you don't stand for anything your literally tweeting from ur mothers basement 😂😂😂 how bout standing for a job application

I’m sitting here with my Pizza Hut order and watching the Hamas war; it’s life in the big city

@UniMatrix_1

10 ай бұрын

Same, it feels good to be an American in times like this

@pin65371

10 ай бұрын

Do you live in Chicago?

@Downs-Indroam

10 ай бұрын

​@@pin65371He said big not windy

@oN3xShOtxkilL

10 ай бұрын

@@UniMatrix_1 I’m gonna go to my job today with a smile now

@Kirkwoodclay

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 So true! True American patriot brother. 😂

I can't believe there is unrest in the Middle East. I hope this doesn't start some kind of trend over there.

@End_Zionism

10 ай бұрын

All unrest in the Middle East is due to the stranglehold of ISRAHELL and will end once they collapse

@dysay

10 ай бұрын

This too shall pass

@Maria..Carina-y6x

10 ай бұрын

It never stopped being a trend. Turkey and Siria are conducting drone attacks against each other, as we speak, while condemning bombing of gaza in the same time😂😂

@Good_Horsey

10 ай бұрын

Maybe the ADL can go after BLM and we can have some of that action over here. Pay-per-view conflict.

@myfightstyle991

10 ай бұрын

As a famous band once said 'fuck the middle east, there's too many problems'

His rants are top tier. They go through peaks and valleys and various interconnected topics but keep you glued in with attitude and sarcasm.

tim is an absolute genius i don't think anyone could have done a better job explaining this conflict

Thank you Bari Weiss for vacating the podium so Tim could give us this gold-medal performance.

It's a real knife fight out there.

tim does it again, absolute genius should be played 24/7 on repeat on all the major news networks channels

The last 10-15 mins were a work of art. True masterpiece

Tim Dillon is the voice we desperately need in situations like this.

@jusreign4086

10 ай бұрын

And he desperately needs statins

@eoinsweetman9263

10 ай бұрын

Statins melt your brain, don't do statins.

@jusreign4086

10 ай бұрын

@@eoinsweetman9263 so in certain cases, like let’s say, if diet doesn’t work, and your cholesterol still returns high that means it’s likely genetics in which case taking them is better than not taking them, even low-dose works at times If you get in touch with a good cardiologist, because once plaque gets built up in your arteries, it never goes away. in which case you end up with heart disease at an age earlier than you should have, and now you’re stuck with regret and man, that regret sucks

@eoinsweetman9263

10 ай бұрын

@@jusreign4086 does it suck as bad as dementia?

@jusreign4086

10 ай бұрын

@eoinsweetman9263 if it's linked to that then it doesn't suck as bad as that, but I'm just saying let's say your 50 years old you go and get a calcium the score scan and it shows that you have a lot of blockage. Blockage that warrants starting a Statin. At that point it's better to go that route. But bro I completely understand you I used to think like that it's just that I got a scan done with showed how much luck there was and now I'm filled with regret. If there's cholesterol floating around in your bloodstream that means it's going to turn into plaque and stay in your arteries. Unfortunately there's nothing available right now that can remove plaque hopefully in the future maybe Nanobots or some crap

If only we had more dual citizen Israeli insider traders pretending to be American politicans to throw at this problem. Tim Dillon for SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE

@stashtrey1

10 ай бұрын

Lindsey Graham and Chuck Schumer need to go enlist in the IDF. They're needed on the front lines.

@outdoorloser4340

10 ай бұрын

I won't rest until we get those duel citizenship numbers above %90, and I don't care that they are only %2 of the population!

@daveconrad6562

10 ай бұрын

​@@stashtrey1be about it, don't talk about it

@drownthepoor

10 ай бұрын

@@stashtrey1 They're already enlisted in the legions of hell. Why would you ask more of them?

@CHINESE_PRIDE

10 ай бұрын

Rahm Emanuel is a terrorist

With everything going on in the world, it’s nice to have a timely episode from Tim.

The only hope for our youth is they put Tim Dillon on GTA's next talk radio channel.

all colleage students should be given a scholarship to syria, lebanon and gaza

@topdhen

10 ай бұрын

Drag Queen War Story Time

@tiffanykeorkunian7092

10 ай бұрын

@@topdhenomg

@drownthepoor

10 ай бұрын

It's a follow-up to the Holdays In Cambodia their parents should have taken.

@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping

10 ай бұрын

​@@topdhen Sounds like the next hit Netflix series

@MisterK-YT

10 ай бұрын

I’ve put forth the recommendation to the LGBT community to hold their next pro-Hamas rally in Gaza

Finally an expert weighs in

@1MinuteFlipDoc

10 ай бұрын

about 300 pounds, yes or yes?

Ahhh once a week I get my coffee & laugh my ass off for an hour & all the stress from the week melts away. Thank you Tim 🙏

It’s Tim’s unrivaled humility and humanity that keeps me coming back

Tim Dillion looks like a BUDS instructor

@shockadoom

10 ай бұрын

It would be the funniest sketch

I’m surprised Tim was even able to get up on the balance beam

As a comedian, Tim shouldn't be the guy with one of the better takes during these trying times..😂that's wild great episode, good work😂

Yes, episode 365 now I can watch 1 episode per day all year lol

I love Tim Dillon.

Tim is a genius; love his mind and ability to express thousands of emotions with wisdom

@jackminghoff8437

10 ай бұрын

Tim gave me herpes and we've never met.

@OneCash

10 ай бұрын

Free Palestine

@FizBich32

10 ай бұрын

@@OneCash destroy Palestine 🇵🇸

@jeffmccloud905

10 ай бұрын

Pump the brakes. He's just a funny gasbag

@aodigital9421

10 ай бұрын

Those "thousands of emotions" are only going down in 1 of 2 ways, for Israel or For Palestine. What are you saying right now? Get off the drugs if you're seeing this as anything close to "wisdom".

Tim is an intellectual colossus, towering over us.

Thank God that Bari ghosted Tim and we got a solo rant!!

“Get em all out! The Christians are coming back!” 😂

Tim should set national security threat levels. I like “not good”, less pandering than orange or yellow. 🤷‍♂️👍

@seraph6758

10 ай бұрын

@21:10 🤣🤣🤣👍

@seraph6758

10 ай бұрын

@36:00 😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍

Tim. We do not deserve your brutal honesty in this fallen world.

Thank you, Tim, for making me feel a bit better about my career with Lowe’s and my abusive second marriage

Tim perfectly expresses and embodies why I don't get involved with politics or current events. I'm no gymnast, after all

@rocketrose

10 ай бұрын

hahahaha top shelf comment dawg!! @greyforge27

The first five minutes is the most manic monologue since march of 2020, grateful to yahweh and allah for the solo episode

Tim talks like a fed

Tim unironically with the most sane take on this

Right on both counts Tim. I'm a miserable dullard, and you are a literal fountain of knowledge. You are the Nancy to my Tonya. Way to stick the landing, big fella.

@jeffmccloud905

10 ай бұрын

Did you know Doug Stanhope boxed Tonya Harding?

@mindsigh4

10 ай бұрын

@@jeffmccloud905 she ko him?

@jeffmccloud905

10 ай бұрын

@@mindsigh4 it's on YT, from the Man Show with Joe Rogan with hair

@giddy-jv9gr

10 ай бұрын

there were times when he almost fumbled, but that only elevated the viewer experience. what skill what artistry.

@jeffmccloud905

10 ай бұрын

@@mindsigh4 oh, and his mom was his corner man. RIP

Honestly, I never believed Tim was gay until he did that perfect gymnast fist pump. What a brave performance

Tim- we love you here in Israel!! Please keep the content coming!!

@Stbuster31

10 ай бұрын

Free Palestine you damn imperialists

@agu6053

10 ай бұрын

We wish you well@@Stbuster31

"Was it allowed to happen" The Simchat Torah readings and Haftarah for the weekend of the attack are very interesting.

we wish them all well.

Buckle up, folks 😂. Its wild that for whatever reason the comedians are the only ones able to tackle the nuances of this situation. Just simply stating that there is a difference between Humas and Palestinians seems extremely difficult so i commend Tim for doing that very basic acknowledgment

@peppino1961

10 ай бұрын

I feel exactly the same. You know something is wrong when the real news comes from comedians and not news corporations.

@greenburg2276

10 ай бұрын

Yeah, but what needs to be said is there would be no hamas without Israel, not only in its inception as a cudgel against socialists, but in its continuation, they would have no support in Palestine in the modern day if there wasn’t a genocidal apartheid happening and they’re their only hope of emancipation. The avg age is 18 for fucks sake.

@sam-the-man8500

10 ай бұрын

Well Tim grew up rich and sold sub prime loans lol

@golfinguru11

10 ай бұрын

Gaza voted for Hamas though lmao

@peppino1961

10 ай бұрын

@@golfinguru11 Yes because the other party Fatah was very corrupt. Did not solve the problem obviously. However, you think Netanyahu is a great humanitarian. He tells Palestinians to leave before the bombings. Oh what a great man. He's a terrorist as well.

Thank you Tim. Thank you for your time and service

The only explanation of the Middle East conflict you need

Im on Grindr searching for Tim

Not very much more to ask for once Timmy uploads.

Tim thank you for an amazing show in Australia on Friday 13th. I literally had stitches I laughed so much. Again, thank you.

Why did we ever give up on the phrase: STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES, BUT WORDS CAN NEVER HURT ME.

Bens giggle replacement is doing well

Thank God Tim's arriving down under, to sort out the aftermath of the referendum... Not a moment too soon

@rbrookeb

10 ай бұрын

♥️

You are the only person I’m willing to listen to in regards to war. Funny but true.

It's a real rocket fight out there.

@normdeeploom5945

10 ай бұрын

😂

With all the nuisance and confusion surrounding this very serious issue I finally now after listening to Tim, feel like I have received all the facts. The way Tim took this incredibly complex situation and perfectly accounted for all the facts and explained them clearly with the perfect balance of logic and diplomacy is nothing less than stunning and graceful. One of the greatest orators and political commentators of our generation or possibly the history of the country

"We need a gun that shoots it." Pure fucking genius

Tim comes alive during a crisis

That ending was like a perfect landing on the mat. Absolute grace. Nearly put me in tears.

Tim is about to spit facts.

@KooKie-Monster

10 ай бұрын

But never semen.too yummy

@milesbronson-in9ts

10 ай бұрын

@@KooKie-Monsterit taste good not yummy don’t be ghey about it

@SoarLong

10 ай бұрын

@@milesbronson-in9ts hahahaaaaaaaaa

Just the slop I needed

35:54 😂

Sounds like a real knife fight out there in Israel. Bless their souls.

We need Tim as the leader of Wisconsin - he truly feels we should all be at peace and see all other humans as equals! I wish em well

Glad to know this is now "The War Hour" with Tim Dillon. Thanks bro

While laying on the sofa with a .45 in my mouth I got a notification for this episode, after listening I’m now a successful entrepreneur and make over 100k/year Thanks Tim Dillon

Lol that ending, this man writing movies.

A nice surprise to hear from the man, the myth, the wacky yet knowledgeable ranting Expected he'd skip the pod this week, considering he's now touring Down Under. But Tim's a pro. He knows when the shit hits the fan his loyal fans want to hear the big man's take

This is peak Tim Dillon and I'm here for it

And he sticks the landing and the crowd goes wild 👏👏👏10/10

Tim Dillon… the hero we never knew we needed !!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

a reboot of Bastard Radio would be so amazing!

Kanye smiling rubbing his hands

It’s a real knife fight out there

@ohmmohmm5891

10 ай бұрын

Ww3 is the war for your mind

Had a shitty day, but the night got a whole lot better. Love you timmy

I'll be getting my Israel news from here from now on 🙂

You are so unique, the best for me to listen to any event, even though is a "comical show", is something else.

We went from the summer of love, to no justice no peace, to what these college kids are screaming.

Little tip for Tim - the socially easy way to address this dispute is to blame the British, which, at least in part, is fair.

@GreenManGrowing

10 ай бұрын

I'm British and I'd actually prefer that to blanket blaming "white people".

@nikko.lottsahcocc6917

10 ай бұрын

Technically it was the British who invented “white” people (meant for themselves) Anglo and Protestant hailing from the British isles… Originally just them… Everyone else from mainland Europe were not blessed with that title.. they were just filthy immigrants, and in some cases like with the Sicilians and southern Italian immigrants they actually got hunted down and lynched by the KKK in southern states from the 1880s to early years of the 1900s… not until the national uprising of activism during the 1960s when suddenly anyone with a European background even those of Eurasian heritage were now all White people.. the point is that RACE IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT… not gender… because technically nobody is actually White, OR Black… just varying shades of Brown from the very lightest to the darkest of the color spectrum.

@GreenManGrowing

10 ай бұрын

@@nikko.lottsahcocc6917 "technically" SNOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEEEE

Hello Timothy, from Gaza. It’s beautiful over here. Come get some sun and fresh water. Allahu Akbar 🙏

@illuminahde

10 ай бұрын

Come have a drink with me bro!!! I'm at the Aloha Snackbar.

That ending monologue.. a masterpiece

That ending was electric

ShipStation & a Law Firm Advert right after Tim hilariously pointed out a yogurt in between bombing schools & hospitals was geniusly planned lol

@MazelTAVO

10 ай бұрын

I saw a tweet saying KZread was going to end the channels ability to put the ads where they want them. And that's gonna eliminate so many hilarious ad breaks, this podcast and Take Your Shoes Off use them so well