6:56 “Holy cow they survived, that’s amazing” The three brave soldiers: *become human pincushions* Apollo:😮

@galbert117

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite part is when one of them, with at least 25 javelins in his back, does the slow fall death.

@arturoelosudietz7086

4 жыл бұрын

It's amazing jajaja best moment of the video

@ptolemymccappin5212

4 жыл бұрын

they went full Aragon from two towers

@formam1022

4 жыл бұрын

@@galbert117 he was trying to decide if the nap was worth the time

@dylancan69

4 жыл бұрын

Duuuude he had a der der Dee arm with like 26 javies in him I cried laughing I thought it was the game auto correcting their survival

6:56 3 of the men who were up on the walls survived. Mercenary Celtic warriors: hold my beer

@jameskandosii240

4 жыл бұрын

Im dead!!! I laughed so hard

@yolfio3873

4 жыл бұрын

Anton Riise Jeppesen *hold my pillum

@desertranger1095

4 жыл бұрын

That takes the cake.

@josephdavis8253

4 жыл бұрын

That was the craziest thing I've ever seen in this game!

@kyletran1119

4 жыл бұрын

Beer*

Low level matches are a must see, there's no point in watching someone do good, when you don't know what NOT to do, some very questionable tactics were displayed today

6:58 oh that would make for such a good life of a sold... Nevermind

7:00 oh my god, they survived! Three men that were up on the wall surv........

I'm one of the Pontus players, we saw that they were slow on the reaction and thought the sally out would do enough damage to finish the match. I wouldn't do it against more skilled players but i was a fun battle to play.

@hitler1263

4 жыл бұрын

The sally out is definitely a good idea. But what I would do would be just standing there and avoid engagement, which can delay the attackers. Because you stand no chance against those noble fighters and Macedonians

@Ark9278

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but do you have any PrOoF

@daviddowney1933

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry to say but you mustve been damn stupid or crazy to try that. You are playing literally one of the weakest factions and you give up your biggest advantage, the walls, to try and best a superior infantry force with more reinforcements nearby and more cav support in a battle over open ground? I understand that the goal was to kill enemies before they even got to the walls but you also pushed out pikemen, which are only truly effective in checkpoints, and exposed them to withering arrow fire where they got absolutely mowed down. That is NOT, what we here call a pro gamer move. From a tactical standpoint, it was hands down one of the stupidest moves Ive seen in this game. But it looks like it worked in your guys favor, which I DEFINITELY was not expecting. As a viewer, I havent seen anything quite that entertaining in awhile! Good game!

@HardBassManiac

4 жыл бұрын

@@daviddowney1933 I agree that pushing out the pikes in the open was a mistake but the idea of a sally out was not. At that moment we had lots of reserves left. Based on how the battle was playing out, a sally out was not a bad idea. Pontic swords are a real cost-effective unit and i had archer fire from the walls. Even though the sally out got wrapped up, the enemy team didn't had the troops or ammo left to win. Pontus is IMO not a weak faction (great cav, celtic units, cheap but good infantry). Again, i would't do it against good players but even then Pontus can take on strong factions with good players (as a defender).

@vh8542

4 жыл бұрын

​@@HardBassManiac I think the sally out wasn't really needed, but it was a good move if those units just held there, either in a line or found buildings or something along the coast to hold a defensive position. Would have taken a lot of attacking troops out of the seige. When they pushed up, that was when it became ill advised.

Those 3 glorious survivors of the wall: "we are invincible!" *hail of arrows pincussions them immediately*

@swolepopelifts

4 жыл бұрын

Anthony Santos javelins but close enough

@dujon

4 жыл бұрын

That Mickey mouse sound though

@joaopaulofrotavieira7816

4 жыл бұрын

Hold my javelins

@Jinisinsane

4 жыл бұрын

Activate hedgehog mode.

@destroyerinazuma96

4 жыл бұрын

Watch Hero with Jet Li, man, he took it like a champ lol

7:00 When that 1 kid in class reminds the teacher of the homework due.

14:50 Apollo :"an elephant general" Me: " what ? General Babar ! Apollo: "nop it's general Dumbo of the carthaginian airborn division" xD

@STRZB001

4 жыл бұрын

Ironfrog Trollhunter There actually was a general named Barbar who they named the cartoon after! Just an entire different story :P

@kureh9479

3 жыл бұрын

What

6:55 funniest moment in the intire video I have to give it to the celtics swords tho that volley of pillers was so harsh😂😂

@TheAngelobarker

4 жыл бұрын

That last dude who stood there stunned😂

@kureh9479

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was funny

"It has come to triarii" - an ancient saying meaning basically "It all went to sh#t" since the triarii were in the 3rd (and last) line and barely used. So, of course, send them first!

@Keksde

4 жыл бұрын

That's not negative though. Triarii were the most wealthy and experienced soldiers in the early Roman Armies. So of course, you would only use them when needed. That saying means that the Triarii now need to clean up the shit the Hastati created.

@LiewLmao

4 жыл бұрын

Raul it all went to shit and now they need to use their elite

@kharnthebetrayer8251

4 жыл бұрын

@@Keksde Roman tactics were. The young inexperienced guys go first, so they can get stuck in with gusto, tire themselves out, then hand over to the Principes, who were more experienced and better soldiers. They were generally expected to carry the day after the Hastati weakened them up... The Triarii stood in a line at that back, and, as Lindbeige has said, any Roman in front of them who might think about running, would turn to see a line of older, experienced men, standing in a line holding spears pointing in their direction.

@davidwilliams658

4 жыл бұрын

@@kharnthebetrayer8251 you are correct but they were also used as a sacifice unit if the battle was lost, so the rest of the army could make a withdrawal

@ErtaiCZ

4 жыл бұрын

@@LiewLmao Exactly

7:00 They brought tortoises AND porcupines!

7:00 min was the best lmao

6:56 Mercenary Celtic Warriors: He's too dangerous to be left alive **Immediately throw entire javelin volley**

@Rogue_Centurion

2 жыл бұрын

Ahh that should do the trick

7:00 *HE DEAD* PS. The Carthage and Macedonian player were both drunk off granola. Or am I drunk off granola just watching this battle? Both the attackers and defenders confused me... with their “tactics”?

@garygrandy9443

4 жыл бұрын

You sure?

@STRZB001

4 жыл бұрын

Gary Grandy Either that or it’s a sleeping porcupine?

@STRZB001

4 жыл бұрын

Khaki Shorts Why dem shorts so KHAKI?! 🩳

@STRZB001

4 жыл бұрын

Khaki Shorts Beverly Hills Cop 90210 PI Sister 🩳

@IPendragonI

4 жыл бұрын

Macedon literally kills an entire Carthaginian unit on the walls...

That dramatic pause after those 3 soldiers died was priceless.

Wow what a privilege to have the great man him self commentate on a battle that I’m playing in. I was Rome. I’ve still got my L badge on.

@pringlecantpvp6446

3 жыл бұрын

Scott Ball I know this video is pretty old but why the hell did you send in the Triarii first!?

@Chris-hq7mb

3 жыл бұрын

@@pringlecantpvp6446 why the hell did he even bring triarii??? Maybe bring 2 against cav charges, but u choose the faction with the best sword infantry and bring 3 or 4 Triarii. WTF!

@Sabarsttv

7 ай бұрын

@@Chris-hq7mbthis is really late but lmao he sent praetorians first and they got clobbered and then he had no good units left lmao also sent spears in

My snack and drinks? Gotten My walls? Bare and disgusting My justice? Fiery and ball shaped YUP, IT'S PIXIETIME

@Jamiro_Van

4 жыл бұрын

Haha true

@josephharrison8354

4 жыл бұрын

Hotel? Trivago.

@chaseanderson6374

4 жыл бұрын

Lol you nut!

6:50 hands down the best part

Hedgehog: ''I'm the spikiest thing there is.'' 6:58 Libyan Infantry: ''Hold my beer...''

The Roman General Blunderous Maximus couldn't even fall on his own sword.

7:00 omg really lol

7:00 is a classic! I laughed so hard. Never seen that before.

Imagine your friends that you’ve trained with, gone through hell with, all suddenly are killed while fighting for a wall. All except you and two others. You feel invincible, chosen by the Gods, and suddenly you’re a human pincushion. Now you have 6:45 Also 9:15, I’m so sorry, but Apollogize

I love how unorganized these attackers are and how bold the defenders are on the sally out. Way entertaining.

7:03 clip it

3 men survive the fall of the wall, Three seconds later... They become pin cushion

I love it when Rome is in a battle

I just want to say that you are pumping out some amazing content lately. Keep going

One thing I've learned in life: the worst action to take is no action. You're spot on about the attackers being indecisive.

Javi trow on three man who survived the wall was insane

Rome sees pontus taking cartage and Rome was like hey that's our job and then fought pontus to give back carthage so rome could invade it again

We need an instant replay or life of a soldier at 7:20

Might not watch you as much as I used to but you're still the best out there!

Those 3 guys were the most amazing thing i`ve ever seen in any total war

It was a Roman saying that “it’s down to the triarii” because they were the most veteran back line Units. Generals in battle Actually had to make them sit down sometimes so they wouldn’t charge him

Defense first, that's how you win, send those triarii in.

Apollo i respect you because you're the only one who still does rome 2 battles after all these years.

@LowryYT

4 жыл бұрын

Ehem, joe

Dude this story Apollo tries to put together for the factions on the same team just made me laugh so hard! "Rome we got bigger fish to fry right now cause Pontus is gonna take me out then they coming for you" LMFAO BEST fake storyline!

@AstroTheBalancer

4 жыл бұрын

P.S. Little trick that works a lot, when your units glitch on a tortoise like Macedon did, try having them drop the siege equipment and pick it back up, I have had that work many times for me.

Great Video, Apollo. Can you make a video maybe for newer player in Rome 2? Because of you i love this game and there is no real beginner friendly video. Ty

Amazing battle even better commentary great work love it!!!!!

6:57 Wow, 3 men that were up on the wall survi- Akward silence Funniest moment on your channel without a doubt

Man, I wish you & Jackie Fish would spend some time going over what mods you use for your favorite campaigns cuz I'm sure I'm not the only one who is looking for the best campaign/mods and you guys have some killer combos.

Other people: Attack -> Rome, Carthage, etc. Defense-> whatever they feel like. Me: ATTACK OR DEFENSE, ALWAYS SPARTA!!!

@ryanswaney5762

3 жыл бұрын

Sparta is excellent for defense if used correctly. Attacking with Sparta is only worth it if you have torts

7:00 - Well that was an over reaction

RIP those brave 3 🤣 actually laughed out loud at the timing of those javelins 🤣

Been being watching your channel since I found you recently. Great content. Hope your lifes been good to you

Great battle ! The defender's sally out was a blast haha

Honestly I missed a few moths of your stuff. But I’m glad I’m back cause your honestly a legend

that rome total war soundtrack though

Pontus: Just a prank, bruh!

That was the funniest thing I have EVER Seen!!!

Love your content, made my day :)

Great battle apollo!!!! Good stuff as always

Another problem was that the attackers made too many breaches in the walls, which was why they were overwhelmed in the center

That was one of the most hilarious surprises ever....

That scene at 6:48 must enter the Hall of Fame for the Heroes of Hilariousness and hang there for eternity. That was just too good. Pure gold.

@RichfoxCapital

4 жыл бұрын

"three men, who were up on the wall, survi..." Nope.

I did actually learn something from this, and I am gonna put it to good use.... Thanks Pix!

Me: *sends the triarii as a vanguard troop in the assault instead as a reserve troop* apollo: what in the world is your malfuction?!!

You are a great spectator Apollo, let’s go Rome. Those three men

7:01 holy shit he was lookin like a damn porcupine😂👍🏼

06:53 definately made my day :D

wohoo new video!!!! Great videos apollo

Wow the three amigos became porcupines really quick that was fricken amazing

"Do you have a bare disgusting wall..?"

6:55 That is mega BRUH moment

Minimalistic city builder was very relaxing and awesome . If you can please make one more video♥️

I want all our javelins to fire on that unit! Totally obliterated them 7:13

“Don’t get cocky kid”

How many holes do you want in the wall? Carthage: Yes

Literally the funniest thing i may have ever seen.

7:02 lol

@7:00 was brutal af lmaoooo

Literally died laughing at 7:00

The attackers started out really good with the initial assault, Rome and Carthage hitting at the same time, but Macedonia taking to long and Carthage pulling back caused them to drop the initiative and left Rome to dry. Really liked the defenders aggression, where able pick up the ball and moved on the attackers, as soon as the fumbled the defenders dictated the tempo of the battle, while the Pontic Sally failed, it diverted troops and attention from the main push and allowed the defenders to really dig in and hold that ground, even doing cheeky encirclements.

7:00 lol

@6:54 kills me lmaooo

Can't get enough of this map :)

7:00 omg like for real that looked like a heros death from game of thrones

What's up guys! Its a random commenter!

@alimohammad1934

4 жыл бұрын

Zup

Agreed, Carthage and Macedon were drunk and high

7:10 lol they got speared lol bro dang

Alternative battle set up Pontus declared war on macedon. Rome comes to their allies aid.Pontus take control on macedon and makes no progress agents Rome. So they try a North African campaign and take Carthage do they can have a port to supple their troops. Pontus takes Carthage then Carthage beats back Pontus on the battle fields backed by Rome and What is left of the Macedonian army. They then force a siege to take back Carthage. So for reinforcements they call Iceni to help

Keep up the awesome work

Nice to see the mighty Romans once in a while!

I am a big fan apollo You should do a meme where it's a 4v4 siege and all of the attackers bring an absurd amount of tortoises so they can annihilate the wall.

Rome Total War Classic soundtrack ❤️

now this is the most aggressive defenders of the decade

The poor three men who survived the falling wall. But the last one was so bad he stayed alive but then he fell.

great video! keep it up

i almost choked on my food when i seen those guys get hit with the javs looool

Triari-i, Apollo! Triari-i! You accentuate the final i 😩😩😩

Life of a soldier for the last pincushion standing

6:56 I was about to request life of a soldier, but I don’t think that’ll be necessary

I liked the sally out and I think it was a good idea, so long as they didn't engage, and I didn't expect the attackers to attack them.

Very well spoken my lord! It gets a like!

Those Celts aint taking no chances no more!

These kinda games are fun to watch cause u never know what they'll do

best KZreadr ever

This video proves that the players matters more than the factions