When you make a bunch of people march in a game they will eventually start singing

@comradeshadles4967

4 жыл бұрын

At this rate I wonder if some indie game can just make a "marching sim" that works like a discord call for people that like old historical cadences and ambience

@koboldparty4708

4 жыл бұрын

@@comradeshadles4967 I believe they call it "holdfast"

@comradeshadles4967

4 жыл бұрын

@@koboldparty4708 ill give you that.

@Mrcookieonyt

4 жыл бұрын

If you make a bunch of people start marching. They will start singing*

@AlexWithington

4 жыл бұрын

Lord Big Cookie true

"If I die the horse is in command!" *The troops then proceeded to kill their commander and won the war using the horse's unbreakable tactics of constant hit and runs*

@NayaChann

4 жыл бұрын

I see a Stellaris fan as well

@tr0ubledreligi0n44

3 жыл бұрын

@@NayaChann stellaris Is boolin

@mkvector9539

3 жыл бұрын

And lots of neigh neighs.

"Sir, the Zulus have us surrounded and appear to be waving their spears...Wait a minute, those aren't spears" - Frankie Boyle

"The Zulus have cannons" is probably the single most terrifying sentence I have ever heard in my entire life.

@TheWhoamaters

4 жыл бұрын

The jacobites have cannons

@brysongreen645

4 жыл бұрын

Thats when u leave

@zewasplays

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheWhoamaters oh god oh fuck

@ebinshumate3132

3 жыл бұрын

“The Zulus stole our only Gatling gun”

@torbk

3 жыл бұрын

Zulus with cannons? What is this? A game of Civilization?

When your roleplaying as a Welsh unit but, funnily enough, it ends up being composed of mostly Americans, led by an Aussie and an Englishmen. Edit: Englishman, well ain't that just embarrassing...

@KILLERMATYCZ

4 жыл бұрын

englishman*

@ethanmcfarland8240

4 жыл бұрын

In an alternate universe where The United States remained a colony of the British empire

@williewumpacheeks6975

4 жыл бұрын

aCKtUalLy The original B company Welsh Borderers wasn't that Welsh to begin with

@tenacityxl

4 жыл бұрын

Wales doesn’t exist.

@notmyrealname7738

4 жыл бұрын

And one welshman!

Rimmy: They couldn't hit anything from this distance! Also Rimmy: Killed by Zulu sniper fire.

@laurie1183

4 жыл бұрын

Its a reference to the person who said that and also got shot.

@internetfriend6701

4 жыл бұрын

Historically accurate

@Kalashinator

4 жыл бұрын

@@laurie1183 John Sedgwick was that one who suggested that Johnny Reb couldn't hit an elephant at this (800+ yards) distance, before getting dinked right under the eye. Whitworth rifles ain't nuthin' ta fuck with

@jdreyes3745

4 жыл бұрын

Only reason why most of them couldn't hit at that distance was because they treated the rangefinders on their rifle sights as some sort of "power setting".

@ethanhatcher5533

4 жыл бұрын

Nice reference to John Sedgwick

Digby: Step forward the brave man who said I was outranked by a horse! Absolute Chad: IT WAS ME! Absolute Chad: *Gets shot in face by man who is subservient to a horse*

@soldiersPL

4 жыл бұрын

And then Rimmy ends up playing as horse, so Absolute Chad was right there

@schrodingersgat4344

4 жыл бұрын

What can you say. Some horses are,just, well bred enough to be officers.

@redjive_industries3760

4 жыл бұрын

Damn you I made this joke first ;_; You did it better tho

@weldonwin

4 жыл бұрын

Digby takes his duty as Regimental Commissar very seriously

@spinetanium3296

4 жыл бұрын

Aren't there actually horses in the British Army that hold the rank of major?

now imagine being Rimmy's neightbor, walking by outside and hearing him screaming at his computer "THE FIRST IS VOLLEY FIRE!"

@1ManRandom

4 жыл бұрын

Thing is, by this point, you’ve also probably heard him screaming about Orkz, the Emperor’s will, Stukas, and nuclear lolis, so this sort of thing really shouldn’t come as a surprise anymore.

@GenshinLover283

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget about Kenneth.

@Javidom14

4 жыл бұрын

@@GenshinLover283 oh kenneth, he who shall not be called upon...

@patrickdombrosky6951

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the token "SCARMU!!!!"

@zeubermensch7891

4 жыл бұрын

It’s Australia people yelled worse

Rimmy: They Couldn't Hit An Elephant At This Range! *(Instantly gets shot dead)* Did he know that would happen? Because that's apparently, exactly what happened to the originator of that quote

@chriscormac231

4 жыл бұрын

"They couldn't hit an elephant from this dist"

@joshcorbett9674

4 жыл бұрын

The original quote was more long the lines of 'They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-'

@Nyghtking

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know if it was the same guy but he got shot at 3 times, the 3rd was when he got hit, the first time the shot fired he chastised his soldiers for ducking, the second time he got shot at he chastised them again, talking about how there was no way the enemy would hit them, right before he got shot in the eye and killed.

@tau_noob7993

4 жыл бұрын

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this range. Too bad I'm not an elephant..."

@TheArklyte

4 жыл бұрын

There is a cut of several minutes between those. Rimmy edited it to suit as even better reference to the movie then he originally intended.

“Turns out they hunt down and beat zeuses to death” Talk about being a godless group

@seand.g423

4 жыл бұрын

Obviously more trouble than they were worth...

@crackedhammer4612

4 жыл бұрын

Final Advance “bunch of savages innit?”

Rimmy: They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance! Union General John Sedgwick: Hey! I’ve seen this one!

@Tinblitz

4 жыл бұрын

"Hey, I've seen this o-"

@alecmullaney7957

3 жыл бұрын

I thought about this as I was watching this

@pclone5019

3 жыл бұрын

"See" is a poor choice of words, given that he was shot in the eye.

“STEP FORWARD, THE BRAVE MAN WHO SUGGESTED I WAS OUTRANKED BY A HORSE!” “It was me!” *BANG*

@redjive_industries3760

4 жыл бұрын

Can we talk about how perfect Digby’s voice is

@PhoenixT70

Жыл бұрын

You can take Digby away from the Commissariat, but you can't take the Commissariat out of Digby.

"0/10, I find your lack of Pith Helmets disturbing" -Queen Victoria, 1879

@RimmyDownunder

4 жыл бұрын

The British hats were pasted on the heads and impossible to remove,, the rest of us used pith helmets

@The_Laughing_Cavalier

4 жыл бұрын

@@RimmyDownunder That is a shame, still great video. Have you played the Anglo-Zulu War mod for Mount and Blade: Warband? It was a bit buggy but it was damned fun. Not sure if anyone still plays it now.

@alexcc8664

4 жыл бұрын

@@The_Laughing_Cavalier yea there's 3 servers. The most you get on is 25 on a Friday or satday night

Digby: "Muh Immersion" >Wrong Uniforms >Wrong Trappings and Equipment >M1895 Mannlicher Rifles standing in for Mk II Martini-Henry's >Webleys standing in for Adams Mk III Revolvers >OG Maxim Gun standing in for Gatling Guns I get it, I'm a history nerd too. Still entertaining lol

@Garith000

4 жыл бұрын

Zulus also don't have throwing spears, the iklwa is completely a stabbing spear. There are also no isihlangu (the shields the Zulus use). (also a minor point, Rimmy refers to the Natal Native Horseman as Boers. and I don't know if he was referring the models used in the game, but the NNH were usually from the Nguni tribes)

@goldenhide

4 жыл бұрын

@@Garith000 Indeed. But after the Bridge Too Far, I've begun to wonder if Digby is another reenactor, or at the least a milhist nerd. Because he's got the right kind of "weird" to be one of us :D

@Garith000

4 жыл бұрын

@@goldenhide Rorke's Drift is traditional knowledge to me :P, but yea I would put my money on milhist nerd. If he is a reenactor then he at least does his homework well

@goldenhide

4 жыл бұрын

@@Garith000 Noice. Yeah Digby was rolling a paras uniform for "A Bridge Too Far" IRL. Hey, some of us reenactors can do it well, others (particularly certain boomers with certain attitudes) just... make it infinitely harder for the rest of us.

@Garith000

4 жыл бұрын

@@goldenhide Really? We have the opposite problem here. It's usually the younger members of the clubs who pretend its a CoD match and make it less fun. Maybe thats just because we have conscription here until the early 90s, so most of the older gentlemen have 2-5 years actual military experience and take it as a return to the "glory days"

"I'm inside of an engineer" Ah, solid unit cohesion tactics there.

"Does the piper know any Deathgrips?" You player base is outstanding

A platoon of Preatorian guard deal with a uprising on a feudalist world - circa 999.M41

@bumblingbureaucrat6110

4 жыл бұрын

*Feral*

@guardsmengunner

4 жыл бұрын

Hansel I’m honestly surprised that someone made this connection. A surprise, but a pleasant one.

@thedyingmeme6

3 жыл бұрын

*you're saying this isnt originally a WH-* oh wait nvm digby isnt wearing a Commisar outfit

Rimmy, I am warning you now. If Rorke’s Drift by Sabaton is not used at all in this video, I will be disappointed in you. Edit: you have failed me Rimmy.

@Someone-lr6gu

4 жыл бұрын

This is disappointing indeed, I actually expected it in teh video.

@RoyalFusilier

4 жыл бұрын

Bruvas, we have fehled.... the empra.

@Neon-zq5of

4 жыл бұрын

I just commented this and I judging by the edit he did not

@wesleyfravel5149

4 жыл бұрын

Fusilier why are speaking like a green skin? Are you an ork?

@alexmoore1546

4 жыл бұрын

Man needs to eat lamo

oh wow my old (napoleonic) mod is still being used/played... I feel flattered :). This was more proof of concept than anything. With some real model editors this would be much more awesome. The soldier models are reskinned ArmA1 civilians and I did their gear in Oxygen 2, so not the best modelling solution (it's all I ever used for modelling, really). The pouches are cannibalized from the ArmA1 SLA soldiers.

@danyael777

4 жыл бұрын

You really should work on this again.

@hawkthetraveler6344

2 жыл бұрын

very cool to see your work :)

Ah, yes, I remember reading about when the American-Sounding British sang Take Me Home, Country Roads at Rorke’s Drift 😂

Not gonna lie, I was expecting Hueys to fly over the hill at the end blaring Fortunate Son spraying the Zulus.

7:30 Narrator: And here, you can hear a fearsome Zulu war cry. Zulu warrior: YEET

I thought I was getting into a video of Arma 3 Flusterclucks but it appears I watched Highschool Musical. They even incorporated the guns that were missing in the original. 10/10 in terms of realism.

Men of Tanith, do you want to live forever? Men of Cadia, let it be known that a planet broke before you did. For VENGEANCE, For GLORY, FOR THE EMPEROR, CHARGE!

@sebastian114

4 жыл бұрын

Men of tanith live forever

@mckenziecoulson1842

3 жыл бұрын

Isnt that "do you want to live forever" from starship troopers? (1997 version aka the good one)

@sammillington3996

3 жыл бұрын

@@mckenziecoulson1842 No Its from the Gaunt's ghosts books by Dan Abnet, real good books if you like Warhammer

ZULU: THE ARMA III MUSICAL

@jobreau1725

4 жыл бұрын

And the di not sing Rorke’s Drift

RORKE'S DRIFT FUN FACT: the British soldiers at Rorke's Drift fired approximately 19,100 bullets, resulting in the outright deaths of ~300 Zulus. Upon learning this, comedian Sean Riley had this to say: "Three-hundred deaths is what you expect from 19,100 rollerblade rentals, not 19,100 _bullets_ ."

@nathansims8809

4 жыл бұрын

The British were up against 3000 Zulu warriors but still managed to kill about 300 and wound 500 while still only losing 17 men.

@electricbayonet2

4 жыл бұрын

​@@nathansims8809 Not sure why you're volunteering that information, but okay.

@Nyghtking

4 жыл бұрын

If they were using muskets it has been shown that muskets were kind of shitty and inaccurate, thats why to use them effectively you needed to form up into a firing line so that you could blast a wall of bullets since there was almost no way to tell where the bullets would go when fired since rifling wasn't a thing yet.

@smugly6793

4 жыл бұрын

Nyghtking They weren’t. They were using martini-Henry rifles. Rifled barrels, very accurate at the time.

@draconianwarking

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nyghtking here's a video of a guy firing a martini henry and it's predecessor kzread.info/dash/bejne/pWFspsOGZqXaoqQ.html

"No one likes a forgein invader" He says as he invades a forgein country

@OptimisticPessimist

4 жыл бұрын

That’s the joke

@justinfourie3422

4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact, the Zulus weren't even indigenous to what is now modern South Africa they were technically also foreign invaders into Khoisan country. The Khoisan were the original inhabitants of Southern Africa (Today's Namibia, Botswana, Zimbabwe, South Africa, Lesotho, Mozambique, Swaziland, Angola and Zambia.) The Zulus came from the north of now South Africa and settled in the east known as Kwa-Zulu Natal these days. The boers were a mixed race of various countries in Europe of which most were Dutch. I'm mostly sad they didn't have actual South African people in the game to play as the Natal Riders and actual players to play as the Zulus. It would have made for an amazing battle. As a South African myself I really liked this video.

@playboicartiismydad4842

4 жыл бұрын

@@justinfourie3422 Saying the Zulus arent indigenous to South Africa is like saying Anglo-saxons aren't indigenous to the UK. The Khoi-san were never as far north as Zambia,Angola and as far east as Mozambique

@justinfourie3422

4 жыл бұрын

@@playboicartiismydad4842 I said "what is now modern South Africa" since the zulus came from the north of it. Which in turn means that if they are considered indigenous to south africa then the white people who also moved to south africa are indigenous too, the only real indigenous peoples are the khoi-khoi and the san people.

@playboicartiismydad4842

4 жыл бұрын

@@justinfourie3422 Well no pretty much everyone considers the Zulu to be native South Africans. They came from slightly further North on the continent and occupied the east of South Africa. Although contact with Khoi-San people was frequent (this is how the Xhosa language developed) it was hardly the mass displacement and genocide many talk about. But then the European came hundred of years later, displaced and genocided the Khoi-San through slaughter, slavery and diseases. Then moved further and further inland until they encountered bantu people's who they then conquered or made unfair deals with and then continued to oppress these peoples all the way up till the 90s. So yes "Bantu" people are indigenous to Africa before Europeans came from a different continent and invented the borders.

"they can't hit an elephant from this distance" history relives itself

Ever since I first heard his name and voice as a commissar, I always imagined Digby as being this: an officer representing her majesty’s glorious empire.

@thedyingmeme6

3 жыл бұрын

Her??

This was goddamn amazing! Digby and Rimmy are literally the only people in the world I would trust to pull Shit like this off!

@Crybaton

4 жыл бұрын

Also the impromtu choir! With Digby level singing and Motivation! All of it was just perfect!

This was the first fustercluck video i ever saw, a gift from the KZread gods, and it introduced me to both Rimmy an the good Commissar Digby. It broke me, body an soul. This is crack for nerds.

Hearing the piper play "Scotland the Brave" as someone in the line ACTUALLY sang the lyrics brought a proud tear to my eye.

Last stand in the Temple of Emperor Accendant, huh? *I HAVE DUG MY GRAVE IN THIS PLACE, I WILL EITHER TRIUMPH OR DIE!*

I actually live in KwaZulu-Natal (Natal) and the history behind rorkes drift is something we actively learnt about

Can we talk about how unironically awesome hearing rimmy barking volley orders and stuff like that is? I feel like if he was born in that time he'd have gone down in the history books as the guy who won rorke's drift with no casualties.

@SJMORG

3 жыл бұрын

Or won will 99.9% casualties

@bonogiamboni4830

3 жыл бұрын

@@SJMORG admittedly that's more likely given his 40k addicted brain.

@SJMORG

3 жыл бұрын

@@bonogiamboni4830 yea

9:50 "cannon fire, the zu...DEAR GOD THE ZULU HAVE CANNONS!!!" i nearly spat up my ramen noodles 🤣🤣🤣

I love all the references to the film Zulu. Honestly an underappreciated film and one of my favorites.

100% Historically accurate.

@dirkbrand9859

4 жыл бұрын

As a South African myself I can 100% approve of this message.

Love how it all went to shit real quick at the end but unfortunatly no alternate ending wear all the red coats got shanked in a church

@aaronbaum54

4 жыл бұрын

In the stream, some of the soldiers actually survived by throwing a grenade at the Zulu's I believe? Albeit, it was only 2 or 3 of them, so a bit less impressive than historically.

The only reason people know my home exists is because of this song

@BanditoBurrito

4 жыл бұрын

country roads?

@noremak9664

4 жыл бұрын

Harlech?

@brandimason331

4 жыл бұрын

Country roads

@brandimason331

4 жыл бұрын

I mean my profile picture should explain itself

@korbetthein3072

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, people forgot my home state even existed untill our former Governor ran for vice president and said a bunch of moronic garage. Everyone still thinks we ride polar bears and live in igloos.

"Does the regimental piper know any Death Grips?" based and DGpilled

The guy singing along with the bagpipes made the immersion better for me.

Out of all the Fusterclucks shown on this channel, this is the one I came back to often. Maybe it is just the setting, how funny the skits are, or just how professional everyone appears to act compared to some others, but still, Good Show Old Bean.

Rimmy’s got a nice set of pipes on him. 10/10 would listen to again.

There is no metric that can describe how epic this is. Especially when they start to sing Men of Harlech.🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

All the fun jokes aside, this came across as a suprisingly faithful re-enactment of life and combat during that era

Should've gone with "I am become Stando: "Crazy Stallion!""

The amount of pure energy Rimmy puts into saying "FIRE!" is fantastic...

News that came that morning told that the main force had been slain, Chance for peace and justice gone, and all talks had been in vain A prince had been offended and he had gone the path of war Now that 1500 men are dead, and the Zulus at the door

@exeldofcanadia3461

4 жыл бұрын

Zulu's attack! Fight back to back! Show them no mercy, and fire at will! Kill or be killed, Facing awaiting! A hostile spear; a new frontier, the end is near, There's no surrender! The lines must hold, their story told, rorke's drift controlled!

Spontaneously Singing "I want it that way" while marching along. Just gold!

I don't know why but there's something just...really really cool about seeing volley fire. The historic significance of volley fire combined with the background of rorkes drift just is really freaking cool

Me: My Praetorian Guard are good for now, I dont need any more Perry Brits. Rimmy: Arma Zulu Me: I'm gonna need another box of figures and a cannon or 2

15:49 “yes I know how to reload a revolver! I’ve seen plenty of movies!”

"What better place to die than in the house of God?" Honestly, that would have been a great place to end the video, but I guess you did need the end of the movie.

When they had the Orthodox priest standing in for the missionary and that soldier walked up to the door to listen to him, I nearly spilled tea all over my desk. I was laughing so hard.

I came across this by accident. Having had a sh*tty few weeks this vid made me roar with laughter - thank you gentlemen, much appreciated

Smh I knew Rimmy was a colonialist all along.

@benceklock4831

4 жыл бұрын

he's living in the British Commonwealth, it's not all that surprising

@frenchsoldier8485

4 жыл бұрын

@Aspiring Marauder Or C: insane people who thought " Australia sounds nice "

Even though this was a classic Fustercluck, it made this welsh man proud

This was a great video, and all the singing was wholesome as hell. What a great bunch of lads to play with.

I'm fond the way all you guys are deeply immersed in each cession, whatever the setting

Hey Rimmy, ever thought of a Siege of Jadotville op? seems like something up the Cadian XXths alley

@jacobmuraco4276

4 жыл бұрын

No Irish soldiers died in the siege, so it wouldn’t be historically accurate.

@pretzelbomb6105

4 жыл бұрын

The Brits only lost 17 men at Rorke’s Drift. And, you know, won.

@bno6156

2 жыл бұрын

Get abandoned, and then surrender? Sounds fun.

12:59 I literally did that song for choir. So as soon as I heard "aint nothing but a heartache" I shouted at the top.of my lungs *_TeLl mE wHy!_*

Man all them referances where pure gold! ( :

What a coincidence i was literally just listening to Rorke's drift by Sabaton minutes ago

I am highly impressed by the quality of singing on this channel.

Huh so this was how the Praetorian Guard in 40k was founded

Don't leave it at that! We missed the heroic last stand and/or embarrassing slaughter! (Loved this by the way)

So well done was a blast to watch.

As someone from Wales I have to say thank you for the video

men of harlech stop your dreaming , can't you see their spear points gleaming !

That brought back so many memories on the movie. Great job guys.

One of the best uploads so far...keep up the good work buddy

Just as I was listening to Rorke's Drift by Sabaton, Rimmy uploads a video about it.

CLICKED SO FAST WITH MY HERESY FINGER THAT THE MOUSE EXPLODED

As a volunteer at the museum of the regiment that defended Rorke's Drift, this hurts me on so many levels.

Not gonna lie, this was probably the most realistic demonstration of company/platoon tactics I've seen gamers use in ARMA3, albeit, those used in historic times.

Great to finally see some of my countries past wars being rein acted, but it would be more entertaining if they taught this battle instead of the real battle in history.

Love it how rimmey dose a certain voice every different video....

This video was absolutely amazing, please do these kinds of ops more!

I just stumbled upon this video. I never knew this was a thing. Great job guys, I like how you're well into it!

@kungfuasgaeilge

4 жыл бұрын

Oh wow, It's a mod! I was wondering how a mainstream game like this could fly under my radar. Excellent work, lads!

It helps that Rimmy has the voice of a Greek god

Rimmy has a good commanding voice I would love to hear more of it Edit: I fucking said Timmy

I just discovered this channel, I love it when a server is orderly and neat.

to be honset this is a great video you produce a musical battlefield is really cool and refreshing

I never thought I would come across a role play of my country's history 🤣🤣 #SouthAfrica

Ready aim ...... *advertisement* Great video man wish I could have joined

Ya know, that was actually done surprisingly well. A clusterfuck to be sure, but a damn entertaining one.

As a Welshman, I almost shed a tear at the "Men of Harlech" rendition ... for many reasons. Good job boyos.

Rimmy you sexy bastard!! Love this film an an a great rendition, "no such thing as a Welsh accent"

ITS TIME FOR COLONISING FOR THE QUEEN AND FOR BRITANNIA !!!!!!! "" heavy british grenadiers anthem START ""

This is by far and away your best video

15:35 - "Will you be Cain?" I loved the quotes of Father Otto Witt.

God bless South Africa

The lack of pith helms, martini henrys and sabaton rorkes drift disappoints me

If I didn't hear Men of Harlech by the end of this I think I would've screamed. Thank you.

The Mount & Blade Napoleonic Wars vibes are strong here. Every time you fire a volley everyone's nuts get just a *little* bit bigger

Didn’t enjoy this one Rimmy mate, it was a boer of an experience.

@Shitbird3249

11 ай бұрын

What a queer comment

Moments like this is what makes gaming litt

This was fucking awesome Rimmy. I love seeing your Arma videos they’re always great.

You breaking out in laughter was the best part of the video. But the battles were awesome.