"You ruined Lisa’s life, and on that day, THE BEAST WAS BORN!!"-Penelope/Lisa Simpson
"Let me tell you a story. Me and Johnny go way back to MU. We were practically joined at the hip...besties. He saved me from those Swamp people, so I owed him one. You see, FearCo. had a problem, scream power was kaboute and Johnny needed to protect his family legacy, so we cooked up a brilliant scheme. We pretended to invent a scream amplifier that would save the scaring industry. Meanwhile I use my very particular set of skills to sneak into Monsters Inc. in the dead of night and nab the MIFT's key to their holding pen, steal those dummies laugh energy and then pass it off as our own. I even rewired the empty canisters, so no one noticed the missing laugh energy. Those clowns didn't have any idea what was going on, ha! Then I tipped off the clueless media about the leaky canisters. Suddenly, Monsters Inc. couldn't meet the energy needs of the city and cause a catastrophic blackout. And along the way, I had some fun sticking it to that oneeyed cretin Wazowski. But I wanted nothing more than to wipe that smug grin off Sullivan's stupid blue face. And we found some pour schmuck close to him to help us out."-Randall Boggs
"I am the crusher of crime, the demolisher of disorder, and the eliminator of evil! I am…MAJOR MAN!"-Major Man
"Watch out, Total Drama nerds, the new guy is going all the way to the top."-Alejandro Burromuerto
"Scrappy Dappy DIE!!!"-Scrappy-Doo
"I told you, you can't escape who you are."-Johnny Worthington III
"Well, well, Mr. George of the Jungle. You may have stopped me from making deep fried do-gooders out of you, but this volcano is just GETTING WARM!"-Mr. Pendo
"This can't hold me."-Demon
"How sweet. Hmmm, coming to visit your old poppa in the joint, huh? You love your poppa, don't you? You'd hate to see him suffer even more than he already is. You watch your ass, Marsh, or I'll have you sent to the quiet room."-Beatrice McGullicutty
"Whatever."-Vice Presidential Cat
"Just you wait, LarryBoy. Soon, I will rule Bumblyburg. Me, Awful Alvin! EHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"-Awful Alvin
"For thousands of years I served Ra, but now my time has come to rule the world and have others serve me!"-Set
Song: Falling Sky by Red