One of my favorite memories is staying up late with my mom on Saturday nights waiting for one of these skits to air on SNL. I'll never forget those times.

@jasonbarlow1448

2 ай бұрын

same same. happy memories. (ps: tell your mom hi for me. ;))

The first I ever heard and remains the best: "If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lave, just let 'em go, 'cause, man, they're gone."

@gregwright5704

3 жыл бұрын

HA! I just quoted this exact one a moment ago! I came to KZread to find it. It was in response to a meme with a kid who lost a frisbee in some high tension wires. The caption was "Jimmy's next job could be as a conductor (He just doesn't know it yet.)"

@amyparra1881

9 ай бұрын

❤ yes!!!! I've been trying to find that one!😅😂

@amyparra1881

9 ай бұрын

​@@gregwright5704my teenage child always loses his keys. I was trying to find that skit to play to him.

@markmac2206

4 ай бұрын

When you're right, you're right.

@bryceanwhimsey

18 күн бұрын

Your first is always your best. For me, it was, "It's a shame that whole families should be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs."

This is always the Deep Thought I think of when I think of Jack Handey.

Whenever someone drives off a cliff, they're always pumping the brakes. Hey buddy, try the EMERGENCY brake!

it was very funny when it aired. very funny.

Jack really really got me thinking about things. I ama dee p thinker now cause of him

Truly, this is a masterpiece.

@nintendo9231889

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of animaniacs when they did good idea/ bad idea

Keep them coming, Jack.

Jack! Always was a Hero of Mine... Alien Artifacts from, oh. long ago now From Eastwood the Time Traveler. YOU KNOW THE ONE.

This is my kind of humor.

@7beers

4 жыл бұрын

No, it's my kind.

@YoshsWorld

4 ай бұрын

mee to

@LateBloomah

2 ай бұрын

It’s actually MY kind, bro!

@YoshsWorld

2 ай бұрын

@@LateBloomah Mine!

This was the best one.

This is one of the best. Did someone redo the text though? I don't think it originally looked like that. 🤔

LMBAO!

So I am assuming they didn't wind up going?

@shinebrightcreations

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

I wonder if he's the same guy that did some with Justin Clinton Rowe our of Orlando. I think around 2004 maybe a little earlier? I used to be part of the Electric Cow Comedy Theater

@jaxsun72

2 жыл бұрын

No his name is Jack Handy he was a writer for SNL and also a published author .

@YoshsWorld

4 ай бұрын

How did they power the cow?

Air dare?

What⁉

They stole this from wmmr morning zoo skit called brat x

@davidvogler5764

4 жыл бұрын

More like thirty.

@GibusGang

3 жыл бұрын

the wmmr morning zoo skit was from 1985.

@jasonmoran5152

Жыл бұрын

im sure they did something similar but they probably dot it from somewhere else.

Such a great metaphor for everyone who elected Trump.

@OPRYVIDS

5 жыл бұрын

Do you ever not think about Trump?

@videotampa

4 жыл бұрын

You're a dumb ass.

@nintendo9231889

4 жыл бұрын

He's referring to the Democrats who got trumped

@nintendo9231889

3 жыл бұрын

And for everyone who voted for the clinton crime family

@ellismarquez8410

Жыл бұрын

The real Disneyland should burn down, along with all the child-grooming pedophiles who support it.

Wow, this final "Deep Thoughts" just ruined the whole skit... ;(