never thought i’d be hearing about the Heisenberg uncertainty principle in a vlog about a minecraft youtuber

@dhruvg550

3 жыл бұрын

A workout vlog nonetheless

@bobbygreb1813

3 жыл бұрын

420 likes, can’t ruin it

@vincentchou9866

3 жыл бұрын

I think that he was talking about the observer effect, which is where a system is disturbed simply by the act of observation. The Heisenberg uncertainty principle talks about how the more closely observed a particle is, the lower the accuracy of the predictions of the momentum from initial observations. All the same, I agree, never expected to see that kind of information here.

This video is extremely Jordan. I can't explain it any other way lmao.

@makaron369

3 жыл бұрын

But it's accurate

@zwch_

3 жыл бұрын

Very accurate

@Celty.Sturluson

3 жыл бұрын

Especially 29:50 😂

@pigsteel3342

3 жыл бұрын

@SnickersEngineer Thanks for clarifying. Really needed that

Once Jordan revealed his clothing storing methods, I think I realized how relatable he can be lol

@domanickharper

3 жыл бұрын

My clothes go strait into an empty basket unfolded , they get folded eventually. . . eventually

@UnknowinglyDerpy

3 жыл бұрын

The state of my week is determined by wether i end up folding my freshly washed laundry

@tamerahdortzbach8804

3 жыл бұрын

I have a similar method XD I just switch the storage methods of clean and dirty clothes 😅 dirty clothes are just a pile (at the foot of my bed instead of a basket) and the clean clothes are in baskets on my bed heh

@domanickharper

3 жыл бұрын

@@tamerahdortzbach8804 My dirty pile sits in a nice cozy nook in my room lol

@rudrohasan6330

3 жыл бұрын

Thr only thing non relatable are his cars

“I am a normal human male adult doing normal human male adults things” - Jordan “Normal Human Male Adult” Maron (A.K.A - JNHMAM)

@fishey8257

3 жыл бұрын

John Hamm

@evileyemcgaming

3 жыл бұрын

jordan is real boy lol

@navyblue2398

3 жыл бұрын

I still doubt the word “adult” when it comes to Jardon xD

I’ve never related to anyone more than Jordan just throwing his clean laundry onto the counter next to his dryer and washing machine

*Jardon has more than just a black shirt in his closet* Me: *Shocked Pikachu Face*

@DarkFlames3

3 жыл бұрын

zguida09 remember when black shirt and green shorts was a thing?

@jacooplax

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty weird seeing a color purple piece of clothing in there That was a surprise for real

"Oh you thought you were coming with me." That gave me a chuckle.

@sarafalk2962

3 жыл бұрын

Dude when he was like 'no its okay I'll be right back' I was like *sniffle*

I’m glad we can see this mans life

@supermoonwalker8053

3 жыл бұрын

Also when doing the laundry it makes him look so short i love it! (I’m also short)

@kittybunny231

3 жыл бұрын

@@supermoonwalker8053 also when hes changing the lights, idk what it is but short guys be cute

It takes 2 and a half Jardon’s to fix a lightbulb

I love that Jordan can clearly afford a lot of very nice cars and has a very nice house but chooses to use that cheap college student pop-up laundry basket

@HedraInLove

3 жыл бұрын

Knowing Jordan, he’s probably had it since he was in uni and living with his mom

@Con.Air.78

3 жыл бұрын

Either that or he has his priorities in order

@hisokasmain

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget his off brand cereal lmaooo

@johanfw2471

3 жыл бұрын

How do you think he was able to afford the nice cars and very nice house?

this man got a McLaren and he's out here eating expired value brand cheerios, incredible

@chef_Jeremy

3 жыл бұрын

How else do you think he was able to afford the McLaren, and the Ford GT

@GarrettKeith

3 жыл бұрын

@@chef_Jeremy but I also eat expired value brand cheerios and I can barely afford my 20yo subaru

@chef_Jeremy

3 жыл бұрын

@@GarrettKeith well you also need the income of a legendary minecraft KZreadr, sorry forgot to mention that

@GarrettKeith

3 жыл бұрын

@@chef_Jeremy ahh i knew there was a catch

@chef_Jeremy

3 жыл бұрын

@@GarrettKeith there always is my friend, there always is

I'm going to start doing that thing with the toothpaste, even if only to make Jordan less self conscious about being the only person on the planet to do so currently. xD

@scorpius1401

3 жыл бұрын

My dentist just has me put water on the brush and then the toothpaste

@DaftFader

3 жыл бұрын

@@scorpius1401 I'll put toothpaste on the brush, then put it straight into my mouth an spread it around my teeth. Then I'll put water on the brush an start brushing each section of my teeth one by one (possibly changing out for fresh paste half way through, depending on how dirty my teeth are - like if I've been eating sweet food or drank coffee since the last time I brushed).

@Galaxyjelly99

3 жыл бұрын

I use water to spray it onto the brush

@scorpius1401

3 жыл бұрын

DaftFader interesting

@rubyneo9674

3 жыл бұрын

its really a big brain move move tho

He's just a himbo, and I love him for it

@satansmaiden

3 жыл бұрын

this comment made me chuckle

@NBNJNB_

3 жыл бұрын

how is he unintelligent?

@serentique

3 жыл бұрын

Kuroimizu fr he mentioned the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, that's not himbo shit. Though he may be a bit Sherlocky, as he asked if hummingbirds were the sharks of the sky and other such oddities

This is actually just a Jordan Lifts video in disguise

jardon has never looked shorter then stacking stools to reach his ceiling

@benjabaccabean2103

3 жыл бұрын

It's really shocking to find out he's actually tiny.

@lavender3609

3 жыл бұрын

@@benjabaccabean2103 Shocking? Really?

@maggieskr5299

3 жыл бұрын

@@lavender3609 Yeah, at first I only saw him down to his shoulders and when people were saying he's short I didn't believe it. He doesn't seem short when you don't see his whole body or other people for comparison.

@lavender3609

3 жыл бұрын

@@maggieskr5299 Ah.

"were going to be moving into some very light deadweights of 145 pounds" - jordan maron 2020, forgetting the meaning of 'light'

30:20 - Oh no, now I have to awkwardly wait in Jardons house by myself wondering if I’m even allowed to go into any rooms or touch anything in the kitchen.

There are legit going to memes from this from, jumping out to door exclaiming "GYM TIME" to "Wait there, no I promise I'll be back."

@lavender3609

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness, true.. I'LL BE WAITING

Jordan with the cereal brand nobody knows

@Eve_Night97

3 жыл бұрын

What ya meannnnn. Toasted oats are great dude. Just the best I say.

@hotsaucexo

3 жыл бұрын

signature select? its the store brand of the store i work at!!

@Ratkill9000

3 жыл бұрын

GM Honey Nut Cheerios are better.

@MCatwar

3 жыл бұрын

safeway store brand?

ngl, the toothpaste thing is kinda smart

me: ok let's watch a normal vlog by a gamer and fitness enthusiast jordan: "the heisenberg uncertainty principle"

KING FINALLY UPLOADED

@dodiezero

3 жыл бұрын

Always has been

@udaykresna6157

3 жыл бұрын

Hi Bridget

12:04 Okay for a split second I thought he walked out in his underpants... 😂

@makaron369

3 жыл бұрын

Jardon walked out pantless, call him Captain Sparkly Underpants

@ventral3961

3 жыл бұрын

Didn’t we all

Pretty sure even if cereal "Expires", it just means it tastes a bit funny.

@Andrew110

3 жыл бұрын

it's like a little stale but doesn't really have any odors unlike milk for example

@danniejacob8573

3 жыл бұрын

Your stomach won't think it's funny.

@thymythymyth

3 жыл бұрын

That’s why it says, ‘Best before’, so the cereal won’t be at their best that’s all

@matthewmoody3330

3 жыл бұрын

Just goes a bit soft like crisps (chips) or cookies

@draikoanimations1370

3 жыл бұрын

@Colin Lawlor why must you say things like that

he simultaneously lives the most and least relatable life ever

big props to the editors, this looks really professional!

@maazqasim1639

3 жыл бұрын

Especially the workout parts, the quality was amazing

@bajeebies

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah what an enjoyable video to watch

Jardon: Get some Terro gel. You don't have pets, so it's even less of an issue, but just put some at their little hole entrance thing to kill a bunch. Then clean it up, and either fix the caulking, or, since you're wealthy and have the home life skills of a grapefruit, hire someone to come in and redo the caulking in your bathroom.

@agentnuwumo9591

3 жыл бұрын

He’s culked before, so slightly better than a grapefruit lol

@briankindy7790

3 жыл бұрын

@@agentnuwumo9591 did do it good apparantly

@MattAF0414

3 жыл бұрын

Terro will not kill the colony. It kills too fast for a full transfer of bait to the larvae/pupae from the workers.

@TacComControl

3 жыл бұрын

@@MattAF0414 (shrugs) Always works just fine whenever I've had to use it. Works a lot faster than anything else I've tried in most cases.

Jordan next to the washer is the first time that really cemented his height to me.

Does Jardon realise that ants need water, and that why they’re hanging around the sink

I trust mr. sparklez to hold my drink at a party

He considers 145 pounds with a 40 pound vest light???

@lostitem

3 жыл бұрын

he is very swol

@shaunleib8926

3 жыл бұрын

that is pretty light for deadlifts

@soltrice

3 жыл бұрын

the man works out

5:29 You should grow it out for the tenth anniversary of Villagers being added to Minecraft. And attempt to play Minecraft with your arms in the sleeves of a Hoodie.

@billg1308

3 жыл бұрын

That was something where I was like ‘hey me too’, but then I see the 4 hairs he calls a unibrow

holy crap this video was very very well edited and the shots were just phenomenal, great job jardon and whoever edited it, (maybe jardon)

@MrMinecraft1328

3 жыл бұрын

fax brotha

8:42 Note; he doesn't mention unsafety, just that he doesn't want to. I feel that, Jardinglidoodlipopidan. I'm an introvert too!

I cant believe I grew watching Maron doing lets plays on minecraft only to find out that he horrifyingly does his toothbrushing backwards. Everybody knows its water first then toothpaste

everybodys going to ignore the fact that jardon was driving a carrera GT? the car hes been talking about buying?

"My interdet is down I can't do anything." horseshort, you can record singleplayer minecraft maps. Those are fun.

@squishyprincess1975

3 жыл бұрын

Only if he already downloaded them

This video is %100 proof that people watch Jardon for his personality and not just because he's Mr. Minecraft.

15:37 was such a smooth non-diegetic to diegetic audio transition

So we all gonna avoid the fact Jordan was eating expired cereal that expired 4 months ago

@MitgliedT5

3 жыл бұрын

Dont know the guidlines in the us but in Germany the expire date only means that the quality now is not guaranteed (but mostly also that the product might get bad for you) and cereals are really dry (like the climate) so i dont think anything bad is growing on the surface^^

@captainrobots1

3 жыл бұрын

@@MitgliedT5 it's the same in America but we have so many types of bioms its different from one side of the USA than other. So things like cereal could go bad faster in one place than the other even if the date is the same.

Jordan has a cowlick on the side of his head and frankly that’s adorable bc it’s so out of place compared to the rest of his image

Half expected him to put some of the GNC powder into the cereal

27:29 Oh. My. God. Your editor outdoes themselves with every upload

@solarsail

3 жыл бұрын

Legit, was he rotoscoped over a copy of himself? How does one even do this

The editing style around 19:34 for that last set was really well done.

Show us the Carrera GT you got...

@Patient_Lion_BS

3 жыл бұрын

Dude no way, I was trying to figure it out, the screaming engine, the manual, 2 seats but they're so pricey that I was like, no chance Jardon gets one right?

20:25 that was so satisfying when they all finished at the same time 32:22 WHAT IS THIS MAGIC

This is one of the best edited videos I've seen in a very long time.

More vlogs would be pretty cool really enjoyed this quality content can't wait to see some more

"Face is burning". For that kind of house I'm surprised it doesn't have UV protected windows.

@bajeebies

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t even realize there was such a thing

@tmdosu

3 жыл бұрын

@@bajeebies I have 3 layer glass panels with UV protection and 50% mirror effect. Good to keep the heat out in the summer and the cold out in winter. The UV protection means the sun no longer heats the interior(only a little bit), just like cars have.

27:20 Oh my god he added the nate robinson meme in the video😂😂

@PigBeams

3 жыл бұрын

Wouldn’t have expected that but that’s funny asf.

Stop hiding the clones jardon.

The editing on the fourth quarter of the workout was Top Teir~

When he went to the store it felt like it was the first time at someones house and I was to shy to just wonder around the house so I just sat there the whole time like 🙂 “this is fine” Even when they are there so you just follow them like a lost puppy lmao

i learned more physics from this vlog than I did in my AP Physics 2 class

I really enjoyed the editing style of letting the audio of the next clip overlapping the video of the previous. It serves as a nice transition. Thanks for a great video!

Honestly the best day in the life vid I've seen and I haven't seen many but funny/relatable/ honest. Thanks for the content Cap.

Only OG’s remember when he sang “eye of the tiger” before his last episode during his first survival series.

would love to see more day in the life : ) love you jordan

Loved the editing!!!!

When talking about the osha light, Jardon finally revealed to us his clones

Dude I’m so happy for u, congrats on the CGT!!

I loved this! Also, the transitions for set 4 on your workout were extremely well done.

Would be fun to see more vlogs like this! Also the editing is really good, adds a lot to the video!

This is pure gold. I love it

Jardon, you bring me so much joy everyday :D Thank you for all you do. You're amazing, Captain!

From another Jordan, this is the best video released on my birthday that I've ever seen! lmao I loved this whole thing. Not many videos that came out gave me as much laughter and happiness after a really crappy day.

Finally the house tour we've all been waiting for ✨

Wait, Carrera GT?? Since when?

@quintnlasky2143

3 жыл бұрын

where

@8BitMonty

3 жыл бұрын

@@quintnlasky2143 10:02

@calvinbawesome7715

3 жыл бұрын

He posted about it on Twitter

@Patient_Lion_BS

3 жыл бұрын

Damn son, must be the most expensive thing he's ever bought... Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure they're like 800k min Plus, HE ACTUALLY DRIVES IT

@8BitMonty

3 жыл бұрын

@@Patient_Lion_BS apart from his house, probably yeah

this was incredibly entertaining, granted the amazing editing helped

Happy New Year captainsparklez :)

Bro get some curtains or something for the windows so its not constantly letting light through Edit: but legit tho, why was this such a funny video

Editing is on point as usual. Fantastic

Jordan - "I'm not fancy" * Has a room with a giant window instead of a wall *

It's pretty cool seeing you just chilling around

I feel like we need more of these types of videos. Highly entertaining quality content!

I love the (i think they are shelves) and the mirror and the light at 1:41!! Much Swickness!! And I enjoyed this so much!! The editing was fun and it was fun seeing you take that wall down for just a few moments

Hey Jordan, glad to see you here again

I've never before willingly watched a workout video in my life, and never thought I would, but here I am, good job, Jordan!

Love the editing on the 4th circuit 😌👌🏼

I love the editing in the vlogs. The nate Robinson KO had me rolling 😂😂😂

Yo Jordan actually not going to lie one of the best blogs I’ve seen do more plzzz

this vlog was very fun to watch ngl

Such a good video. Would watch again

11:40 "she will fold" GhOst CloTheS FoLdEr

Capt'n should collaborate with Juji on a workout series. I know, it would mean a few days of no gaming videos being made, but he would have fun getting ripped with Juji. lol

@jamescuttance7503

3 жыл бұрын

Was thinking this too

29:56 Jordan speaking To Baby Yoda... 😂

Omg i feel the ant problem!! Also i love these blogs!! I makes me remember how relatable you are!

MORE OF DAY IN THE LIFE!!

I enjoyed this chill video

30 minutes long and I didn’t question it at all

10:02 you bought a Carrera GT???😳😳😳

@calvinbawesome7715

3 жыл бұрын

He posted about it on Twitter

@pellebrannvall6521

3 жыл бұрын

@@calvinbawesome7715 nice

man i love the editing

The editing on this one is extra fire 🔥

Jordan went to the store and to the store and my first reaction was actually: pls dont leave me

Omg i am soooo in love with this video Especially the light bulb part lmao

Please make more vlogs! It's been 8 months since the last one and quarantine has subsided enough for people to be able to go out and meet others.

I want more of this lmao idk I liked it

A+ for the editing. 10/10 loved it

I really enjoy Minecraft, but man, I’ve missed this IRL playthroughs a lot. Glad to see them back!

okay but the editing in this is so good