Dawn of War 2 Retribution - Lord Commissar Quotes

Quotes of the Lord Commissar in Retribution
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  • @OxTheHerdzz
    @OxTheHerdzz6 жыл бұрын

    Commissars don't kill Guardsmen. Retreating kills Guardsmen

  • @ferbthe2gadgetguy

    @ferbthe2gadgetguy

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Aqil Ahmad Except that blocking battalions usually captured men and put them on penal battalions but ehh. Sounds more romantic of shooting retreating troops down.

  • @VentusTyrant

    @VentusTyrant

    5 жыл бұрын

    Cowardice kills Guardsmen.

  • @roboticjanitor3332

    @roboticjanitor3332

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Aqil Ahmad no you're thinking of krieg

  • @albertluttig1974

    @albertluttig1974

    4 жыл бұрын

    Order 227 intensifies

  • @user-xyuser1488

    @user-xyuser1488

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Lord Admiral Spire You said it, PENAL BATTALIONS, not regular soldiers and commanders. Commanders were moved into PENALS, usual soldiers just got under a command of someone else.

  • @EarFarce4
    @EarFarce46 жыл бұрын

    "THEIR CHAOS LORD ATTACKS ME!" I like how instead of being scared the guy actually sounds offended.

  • @GruntSquad92

    @GruntSquad92

    5 жыл бұрын

    the proper way of being british

  • @electrohalo8798

    @electrohalo8798

    4 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @f.e.areproduce5298

    @f.e.areproduce5298

    4 жыл бұрын

    369 still has 69 in it .

  • @finaladvance5085

    @finaladvance5085

    4 жыл бұрын

    “This must be their *’greatest’* demon”

  • @f.e.areproduce5298

    @f.e.areproduce5298

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@finaladvance5085 Look at my nickname .

  • @Niinkai
    @Niinkai8 жыл бұрын

    6:00 "Engaging Chaos Predator!" "I've trained for this!" Looks like Schola Progenium has their priorities straight.

  • @Danny_Trent

    @Danny_Trent

    5 жыл бұрын

    "I'll teach their librarian!" Straight priorities indeed.

  • @tdpuuhailee8222
    @tdpuuhailee82222 жыл бұрын

    5:24 "Not as striking as Yarrick's claw but it will suffice"

  • @freddymcshreddy6586

    @freddymcshreddy6586

    Жыл бұрын

    I love how nearly all other commissars have to point out at some point how much of a gigachad Yarrick is.

  • @samuellove9619

    @samuellove9619

    Жыл бұрын

    Admiring Xenos tech?! Heresy!

  • @cursedhawkins1305

    @cursedhawkins1305

    Жыл бұрын

    @@samuellove9619 When you have the reputation like Yarrick that even the Orks fucking respect the hell out of you, yeah, you're going to be admired by all across the galaxy inside the Imperium and outside of it, well maybe except by the more obvious factions such as the Necrons and Tyranids, and the Eldar likely would have foreseen such events happening and aren't amused.

  • @viyhexe131
    @viyhexe1313 жыл бұрын

    "I am behind you" is both an encouragement, and a threat.

  • @petergreg101
    @petergreg10110 жыл бұрын

    "It's me vs a fragment of their God!" - he said, devoid of fear. Love this guy

  • @user-he9ee5ur7g

    @user-he9ee5ur7g

    4 жыл бұрын

    Adamantium balls

  • @eccoeco3454

    @eccoeco3454

    4 жыл бұрын

    Spoiler he won

  • @helsreach8954

    @helsreach8954

    4 жыл бұрын

    666th like

  • @eccoeco3454

    @eccoeco3454

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@helsreach8954 HERESY! SUFFER CHAOS CULTIST!! *BLAM*

  • @Jumbuck1151
    @Jumbuck11519 жыл бұрын

    11:09 "I'll teach their librarian" Holy shit that guy is fearless.

  • @frankg2790

    @frankg2790

    8 жыл бұрын

    Commissars tend to get killed in online matches.

  • @yaboizidov7983

    @yaboizidov7983

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Jared Stein Yep they are made of full badasery

  • @billylukito5522

    @billylukito5522

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Jared Stein librarian? this one commisar powerfist already kissed the daemon prince pretty face. librarian is nothing, he can even rip chaos marine squad by himself.

  • @claypidgeon4807

    @claypidgeon4807

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Frank G They die without fear. A lot can be said of the Commissariat, not all of it good - but let it NEVER be said that its members were lacking in balls-deep valor.

  • @Koriolis

    @Koriolis

    7 жыл бұрын

    I don't know what quality of players to play with, but I rarely ever lose a commissar lord when playing DOW2.

  • @jpthomas9491
    @jpthomas94914 жыл бұрын

    12:31 "Sir, it's Tyranids." "LITTLE MORE THAN A NUISANCE!"

  • @undulycriticalobserver2510

    @undulycriticalobserver2510

    4 жыл бұрын

    JP Thomas **angry space bug noises**

  • @blacklight4720

    @blacklight4720

    Жыл бұрын

    Holy crap, that quote. The guy is nuts.

  • @kyleh1806
    @kyleh18067 жыл бұрын

    5:57 "Chaos Lord, you're MINE!" Balls. Of. STEEL.

  • @kodan7879

    @kodan7879

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kyle H That's standard issue. This guy has the them mastercrafted from hardened adamantine.

  • @Blackrockmore

    @Blackrockmore

    5 жыл бұрын

    Their Farseer is mine. That Ranger is mine. I'll slay that warlock! Is me versus a sherd of their god! Damn Commisar is a badass!

  • @simenhartford7206

    @simenhartford7206

    5 жыл бұрын

    "I'll teach their librarian" Badass

  • @cyberdiver7076

    @cyberdiver7076

    4 жыл бұрын

    Challenging a half mad 500 year old superhuman purposely built for war, Bad fucking ass dude.

  • @Glory264

    @Glory264

    4 жыл бұрын

    Commissar-Generals are badass

  • @karlmeisner99
    @karlmeisner998 жыл бұрын

    4:42 "Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword" Almost the sole reason I play this guy is because of his quotes

  • @Superschokokeks

    @Superschokokeks

    6 жыл бұрын

    a meme made into the game :D

  • @warlerker

    @warlerker

    4 жыл бұрын

    He immediately sais "i'm getting bored, leaving vehicle.

  • @tttc

    @tttc

    4 жыл бұрын

    Holy LOL! I cant believe they put that into the game!

  • @HerrHoppenstedt

    @HerrHoppenstedt

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@warlerker that'd be awesome. But sadly it's two lines: "getting aboard","exiting vehicle".

  • @robhalfordfan8925

    @robhalfordfan8925

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @Handles-Suck-YouTube
    @Handles-Suck-YouTube7 жыл бұрын

    "It bears no bloodstains - I am insulted." Lord Commissar Badass.

  • @Khorothis
    @Khorothis8 жыл бұрын

    I like how he says "That Chaos Lord is attacking me!" with so much indignation that the Chaos Lord comes across more like a bother than an actual threat. What a badass.

  • @KillerOrca

    @KillerOrca

    8 жыл бұрын

    "YOU DARE STRIKE ME CHAOS LORD!?" (Pimps slaps the poor bitch with his power fist)

  • @scrin883
    @scrin8839 жыл бұрын

    *Guardsman gets head blown off by lascannon* 1:59... "Your wounds mean Nothing! STAND!!!!!!!!"

  • @LordVader1094

    @LordVader1094

    8 жыл бұрын

    Derek Mitchell *decapitated Guardsman immediately gets up*

  • @RaawHax

    @RaawHax

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Derek Mitchell "I haven't given you leave to die coward, so on your feet"

  • @corvusification

    @corvusification

    8 жыл бұрын

    And he fucking stands

  • @TheAtomicGoliath

    @TheAtomicGoliath

    8 жыл бұрын

    +LordVader1094 Nurgle Heresy!

  • @billylukito5522

    @billylukito5522

    8 жыл бұрын

    +TheAtomicGoliath hah. that guardsman dont need nurgle pussy power. commisar bern revived that guardsman with his manly voice.

  • @Retales
    @Retales9 жыл бұрын

    "Follow my example, or I will make you one!" Oh, I like that.

  • @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit
    @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit6 жыл бұрын

    7:50 - "Its me vs a shred of their god!" You know, you have to give Lord Commissar Bern major credit. The avatar is the equivalent of a Chaos Greater Daemon, towering monstrosities that give, even the Grey Knights and Chapter Masters a run for their money. Then he goes out and challenges it to a one-on-one fistfight.

  • @kodan7879

    @kodan7879

    5 жыл бұрын

    Rei no he just says it with a tone of a high school teacher close to retirement.

  • @vanguard9015

    @vanguard9015

    5 жыл бұрын

    "HES A FUCKING LAD WHAT DO YOU EXPECT

  • @ottovonbismarck7646

    @ottovonbismarck7646

    4 жыл бұрын

    Faith is mightier than any weapon!

  • @axios4702

    @axios4702

    4 жыл бұрын

    And wins...

  • @kelvintorres6142

    @kelvintorres6142

    4 жыл бұрын

    and wins it too

  • @whisperseraph1192
    @whisperseraph11923 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact... Daemons are beings of belief. Therefore, the harder you believe that you'll utterly erase a daemon, the more likely it is to happen. Hence why Commissar zealots and the Sisters of Battle are so terrifying and incorruptible.

  • @SuperGoliath56
    @SuperGoliath568 жыл бұрын

    "Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword" So it does exist.... this is a good Commissar

  • @inquisitorthomasdefinitely536
    @inquisitorthomasdefinitely5363 жыл бұрын

    “Fight on with out me” Guardsmen “OUR COMMISSAR IS DEAD FIGHT HARDER HE MIGHT BE FAKING IT”

  • @lordcommissaryarrick8472

    @lordcommissaryarrick8472

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nice that funny because my commissar died and my guardsman started to kill all my Enemy units

  • @Mancboy2000
    @Mancboy20008 жыл бұрын

    This guy gives ZERO shits... He's fucking metal

  • @frankg2790

    @frankg2790

    8 жыл бұрын

    Khrone Berserkers gives even less shits than that.

  • @Mancboy2000

    @Mancboy2000

    8 жыл бұрын

    Frank G I'm aware.

  • @cem3891

    @cem3891

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Mancboy2000 this is why he is commiser

  • @kodan7879

    @kodan7879

    8 жыл бұрын

    That's why he is the Commisar lord.

  • @kaneslives

    @kaneslives

    8 жыл бұрын

    He is also....Lord Hater... DUN DUN DUN! XP

  • @Muglosx
    @Muglosx8 жыл бұрын

    "Your insignificance is writ upon your face." lol burn

  • @EpsilonNPC

    @EpsilonNPC

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Muglosx Followed by BLAM. :P

  • @awayforlong

    @awayforlong

    7 жыл бұрын

    "lol Bernn"

  • @FoolYourself
    @FoolYourself4 жыл бұрын

    At 10:55 when the music changes, the commissar successively takes on and defeats: 1. some orks 2. A space marine apothecary 3. An entire squad of assault marines 4. A devastator marine 5. A dreadnought 6. A force commander 7. A librarian (who got schooled) 8. A razorback 9. A scout marine 10. A tech marine 11. some more space marines, assault marines, apothecary, devastators, dreadnoughts, a force commander, land raider, librarian, predator tank, razorback, scout squad, tactical marine squad, tech marine and terminators all at once Then they call in an orbital strike .

  • @shoulderpyro

    @shoulderpyro

    Жыл бұрын

    It might very well be Commissar Yarrick with that kind of record

  • @_Eternos

    @_Eternos

    Жыл бұрын

    @@shoulderpyro *cue sobbing*

  • @markandrew207

    @markandrew207

    Жыл бұрын

    What is the name of the song

  • @MyViolador
    @MyViolador7 жыл бұрын

    7:51*"Its me versus a shred of their god"* His level of badassness is godlike

  • @dazmaz1269
    @dazmaz126910 жыл бұрын

    FASTER, HARDER, MEANER, BETTER!

  • @MT-jx6ti
    @MT-jx6ti5 жыл бұрын

    "Chaos Lord your mine!" He said as he ripped the still beating heart from a Chaos terminator

  • @TheKatamariguy
    @TheKatamariguy10 жыл бұрын

    Imperial seniority is dependent on lack of peripheral vision.

  • @robinbrobjer2594

    @robinbrobjer2594

    6 жыл бұрын

    TheKatamariguy there is no need to be watchful of your flanks when your battle line spans the entire continent

  • @Mekaniac

    @Mekaniac

    4 жыл бұрын

    Good comment. 6 years ago but still damn good.

  • @mojewjewjew4420

    @mojewjewjew4420

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@robinbrobjer2594 Better than the main comment

  • @bibohoang7590
    @bibohoang759010 жыл бұрын

    This game has absolutely the best voice acting for an RTS ever.

  • @kodan7879

    @kodan7879

    5 жыл бұрын

    Bibo Hoang Fact

  • @furiousfinch1587

    @furiousfinch1587

    5 жыл бұрын

    IT IS THE BANEBLAAAAADE

  • @osamodeusoftheblacktemplar6174

    @osamodeusoftheblacktemplar6174

    5 жыл бұрын

    *BOREALUM*

  • @cyberdiver7076

    @cyberdiver7076

    5 жыл бұрын

    *STEHL RAIIIIIN*

  • @mojewjewjew4420

    @mojewjewjew4420

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@osamodeusoftheblacktemplar6174 FOR TEH BAWD AND FOOLESH

  • @EpsilonNPC
    @EpsilonNPC8 жыл бұрын

    6:32 CHAOS EXISTS TO BE SLAIN!!! O_o Wow

  • @mr.meadman

    @mr.meadman

    6 жыл бұрын

    I lOVE it!!! We must PURGE the Heretic!!!

  • @SilverPrince_

    @SilverPrince_

    10 ай бұрын

    THESE HERETICS FORGOT WHAT THEIR BLOOD LOOKS LIKE! REACQUAINT THEM, MEN!!!

  • @MyViolador
    @MyViolador8 жыл бұрын

    This Commissar is actually inspiring unlike the killer psicopaths of the first dow

  • @Psychic42

    @Psychic42

    8 жыл бұрын

    +MyViolador "Those who will not serve in combat shall serve in the firing line!" not inspiring enough for you? *BLAM* Heresy

  • @taylorbanks9148

    @taylorbanks9148

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Zach Rojas I WILL HAVE SOMEONE'S HEAD FOR THIS!

  • @Subsandsoda

    @Subsandsoda

    8 жыл бұрын

    +MyViolador *sniff sniff* do I smell...HERESY??

  • @unter9982

    @unter9982

    8 жыл бұрын

    +MyViolador "GLORY FOR THE FIRST MEN TO DIE ! CHAAAAAARGE !" Isn't that inspiring enough ?

  • @TimmyTheNerd

    @TimmyTheNerd

    8 жыл бұрын

    +MyViolador Except the ones in the first DoW is actually how Commissars are in Warhammer 40,000's fluff. The one in DoW II sounds very forgiving and way too nice.

  • @schwkrls
    @schwkrls9 жыл бұрын

    "I haven't given you leave to die you coward, on your feet" I would follow his ass to any trench.

  • @claypidgeon4807
    @claypidgeon48077 жыл бұрын

    "If this one must die to push the rest of you, SO BE IT!" *Commissar BLAMs a random Guardsman, the rest of them are now buffed* "You die on MY command, not before!" *Commissar revives the BLAMmed Guardsman by shouting at him, buffs now apply to revived Guardsman too* "Let us show them Imperial might!" *Commissar repeats the process until he has an entire regiment of invincible megaguardsmen literally capable of one-hit-destroying an Imperator Titan by lightly bitch-slapping it* "Nothing can stop you now!" *regiment embarks on a crusade and kills every single enemy of the Imperium* P R O F I T R O F I T

  • @Xspy70
    @Xspy709 жыл бұрын

    1:43-1:46 Daft-Commissar

  • @Xspy70

    @Xspy70

    9 жыл бұрын

    Shoot it, Purge it, Burn it, makes us - Faster, Harder, Meaner, Better.

  • @evanhunt1863
    @evanhunt18634 жыл бұрын

    "These storm troopers are frauds!" Love that line.

  • @elbolainas4174

    @elbolainas4174

    2 жыл бұрын

    Perfect for an SW/40k crossover. Let's show those dirty xenophiles what a true stormtrooper looks like

  • @vothbetilia4862

    @vothbetilia4862

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@elbolainas4174 for the emperor sir, ever onward.

  • @TheAtomicGoliath
    @TheAtomicGoliath8 жыл бұрын

    Just get threw barely holding out against an Ork Onslaught, another gigantic wave approaches... "REJOICE for you have been given a 2nd chance to please your Emperor!" For some reason I always laugh when I hear that...

  • @emperormarcusaureliusanton5995
    @emperormarcusaureliusanton59959 жыл бұрын

    Yes, I use this as workout motivation

  • @TheAbaddon01

    @TheAbaddon01

    8 жыл бұрын

    As do I 😂

  • @ori7647

    @ori7647

    5 жыл бұрын

    Same with me.

  • @midshipman8654

    @midshipman8654

    5 жыл бұрын

    Emperor Marcus Aurelius Antoninus Augustus Glad I’m not the only one. It’s something about the voice and demeanor, a mix between inspiring and threatening, as any commissar should. Kind of like having a drill Sargent in your ear that you don’t absolutely hate.

  • @robinbrobjer2594
    @robinbrobjer25945 жыл бұрын

    “The perfect man doesn’t exi-“

  • @tylermcniece574

    @tylermcniece574

    3 жыл бұрын

    Or woman Brother. The Schola picks from the best regardless of our fleshy bits !

  • @Joetime90

    @Joetime90

    2 жыл бұрын

    A female Commissar like this... Yes mommy

  • @thisisaname5589

    @thisisaname5589

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Joetime90 Sexy commissars are heresy. They're all grizzled, scar covered and wearing heavy armor. Carnal pursuits are unworthy of a faithful servant of the Emperor.

  • @kriegertechpriest7011

    @kriegertechpriest7011

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@thisisaname5589 IT DOES MAKE US FIGHT HARDER....Female commisars are bad ass.... Lucky Third company.. though our commisar is pretty rad

  • @BaranZenon
    @BaranZenon5 жыл бұрын

    1:43 - I can just imaging that the guardsmen are doing their morning drills, like runnig around or doing push ups, and the commisar is just right at their side doing the same thing with them and motivating. Commisar LORD Bernn is such a badass.

  • @littleregg3164

    @littleregg3164

    4 жыл бұрын

    The best leader is one who would not ask what they would not do themselves

  • @KyussSpeed-sg5je

    @KyussSpeed-sg5je

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's far too noblebright for the 40k tbh

  • @Lazarultos

    @Lazarultos

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@KyussSpeed-sg5je Gaunt, Cain, and Yarrick would like a word with you

  • @kriegertechpriest7011

    @kriegertechpriest7011

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Lazarultos He`s asked for a shoveling

  • @Slayer398

    @Slayer398

    9 ай бұрын

    @@KyussSpeed-sg5je running drills and such with them, no. Fighting on the front line with everyone else, yes.

  • @lukecornNL
    @lukecornNL8 жыл бұрын

    ''These stormtroopers are frauds'' hilarious

  • @speedstriker
    @speedstriker9 жыл бұрын

    What a bloody badass. I'd follow this man over the trench any day.

  • @mamushiiakai7427

    @mamushiiakai7427

    2 жыл бұрын

    *nodding with excited gas mask noises*

  • @revan4638

    @revan4638

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mamushiiakai7427 There is only one way to play Imperial Guards, with krieg skin. For The Emperor!

  • @thegrandpotato6014

    @thegrandpotato6014

    9 ай бұрын

    You wouldn’t really get a lot of choice in the matter 😂.

  • @zillafire101
    @zillafire1019 жыл бұрын

    This guy would make an awesome teacher.

  • @satannstuff

    @satannstuff

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yes but how do you explain to the parents that he shot little Timmy as an example to the other kids?

  • @zillafire101

    @zillafire101

    7 жыл бұрын

    satannstuff Timmy should've had more loyalty to the Emperor! Or, had been a Catachan.

  • @lonecolamarine

    @lonecolamarine

    7 жыл бұрын

    +zillafire101 THIS INSOLENT LITTLE BRAT IS UNTEACHABLE!!! I WILL MAKE AN EXAMPLE TO ANY OF YOU THAT CHOOSE TO FOLLOW HIS PATH *BLAM*

  • @andrewzhu5394

    @andrewzhu5394

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@lonecolamarine oof

  • @BaranZenon

    @BaranZenon

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@lonecolamarine Nah. Commissar LORD Bernn would take countless free hours to tutor THE SHIT OUT OF LITTLE TIMMY if he wanted it or not to make him one of the best scholars of the Imperium! ...as long as little Timmy would not try to run, becouse... you know :)

  • @Detson404
    @Detson4048 жыл бұрын

    Very inspirational, actually. "It's me versus a shred of their god!"

  • @Labyrinthian-
    @Labyrinthian-8 жыл бұрын

    Enemy titan? EQUIP BAYONETS!

  • @N1t3Owl

    @N1t3Owl

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Scoutthomson lmao

  • @captain959

    @captain959

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Scoutthomson guardsman, i feel sorry for them. the people in the titan.

  • @transformandconquer9981

    @transformandconquer9981

    8 жыл бұрын

    Anything on the ground? EQUIP BAYONETS!

  • @wojszach4443

    @wojszach4443

    8 жыл бұрын

    feeling inpired

  • @kabob0077

    @kabob0077

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Wojszach Wojciech EQUIP BAYONETS!

  • @Blunderbussy
    @Blunderbussy9 жыл бұрын

    GLORY IS LOYALTY PERFECTED

  • @gryphonbotha1880
    @gryphonbotha18807 жыл бұрын

    "Engaging Chaos Predator!" Oh. Wow. "Engaging Plague Champion!" Oh. So. Those Tempestus-Pattern Mastercrafted Artificer Adamantium Powerballs must've been quite the drop.

  • @FMirage2000C

    @FMirage2000C

    11 ай бұрын

    You can add the “Chaos Lord, you’re mine!” to those badass quotes.

  • @Lalle524
    @Lalle5247 жыл бұрын

    4:41 I assume this is what you came for.

  • @shitstickstomyass

    @shitstickstomyass

    7 жыл бұрын

    Jasper Daugaard DAMN STRAIGHT

  • @halflifeger4179
    @halflifeger41799 жыл бұрын

    He just makes this so epic. I love this Voice-Actor!

  • @HellmanakaUselessTeamakaDevad

    @HellmanakaUselessTeamakaDevad

    2 жыл бұрын

    This is Keith Ferguson. Bloo from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends and Reaper from Overwatch.

  • @Dimovuha222
    @Dimovuha2227 жыл бұрын

    Bloodthirster! FIX BAYONETS!!!

  • @claypidgeon4807

    @claypidgeon4807

    7 жыл бұрын

    It's so much fun to pimpslap incredibly scary monsters with Commissar LORD Bernn's power fist. Easily one of the most satisfying parts of Retribution.

  • @mannofdober873

    @mannofdober873

    7 жыл бұрын

    Chaos Titan! FIX BAYONETS!

  • @mariscalbresnev1725
    @mariscalbresnev17258 жыл бұрын

    he only opens his mouth to speak awesomeness

  • @Thecommander248
    @Thecommander2489 жыл бұрын

    APC Driver: B-but sir, you're using a power fist. Commissar: BAM HERESY!

  • @daneilfranklin

    @daneilfranklin

    9 жыл бұрын

    APC gunner: sir, he was the only driver in the regiment.

  • @Thecommander248

    @Thecommander248

    9 жыл бұрын

    Commissar: Well requisition a new one! APC Gunner: B-but sir that will take weeks! There are none on the planet and no one can train them here, the nearest resupply port is- GUN: *click* APC Gunner: SIR, YES SIR!

  • @daneilfranklin

    @daneilfranklin

    9 жыл бұрын

    Thecommander248 random gaurdsmen: are all commissars like this. another gaurdsmen: *nods*

  • @Thecommander248

    @Thecommander248

    9 жыл бұрын

    Except Cain. All hail Commissar Cain! HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!

  • @daneilfranklin

    @daneilfranklin

    9 жыл бұрын

    Thecommander248 oh ok *get eaten by a nid.

  • @TomCarter777
    @TomCarter77710 жыл бұрын

    06:32 Chaos exists to be slain !!! this is awesome :D

  • @britsboy2967
    @britsboy29674 жыл бұрын

    "I'm behind you guardsmen " I'm not joking I got a shiver and turned round

  • @josephstalin7353

    @josephstalin7353

    2 жыл бұрын

    **immediately gets shot for turning away from the enemy**

  • @CommissarGamza
    @CommissarGamza8 жыл бұрын

    THEIR CORPSES WILL PAVE OUR ROAD TO VICTORY!!!!!

  • @LordVader1094

    @LordVader1094

    8 жыл бұрын

    Commissar Gamza Good to see you here, Gamza.

  • @CommissarGamza

    @CommissarGamza

    8 жыл бұрын

    LordVader1094 ty my good man! We must conquer the 40k section of youtube!

  • @LordVader1094

    @LordVader1094

    8 жыл бұрын

    Commissar Gamza Aye! Together, we can rule the comment sections as Commissar and... petty minion.

  • @frankg2790

    @frankg2790

    8 жыл бұрын

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

  • @matthewmiller2242

    @matthewmiller2242

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Frank G MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES

  • @blaxicanx
    @blaxicanx10 жыл бұрын

    Be like General Tarsus of yore! Bullet-proof and free of fear!

  • @MrCahelion
    @MrCahelion10 жыл бұрын

    The music used here is "Epic Music Mix I - Game Music" by DragonstarDT. Tracklist: #1 0:00 - 0:33 - Dungeon Siege - Main Theme #2 0:33 - 0:59 - Enclave - Light Ending Theme #3 0:59 - 1:54 - Soul Calibur III - Hour Of Destiny #4 1:54 - 2:15 - Advent Rising - Canyon Encounter #5 2:15 - 3:05 - Shadow Of The Colossus - The Opened Way #6 3:05 - 3:38 - Devil May Cry 3 - Vergil Battle 3 #7 3:38 - 4:01 - Final Fantasy X - Enemy Attack #8 4:01 - 4:27 - Final Fantasy X - Summoned Beast Battle #9 4:27 - 4:49 - God Of War - Zeus' Wrath Divine #10 4:49 - 5:26 - God Of War 2 - Phoenix Rising #11 5:26 - 6:08 - Advent Rising - Bounty Hunter #12 6:08 - 6:32 - Lineage 2 - After The Storm #13 6:32 - 7:10 - Lineage 2 - Final Conflict #14 7:10 - 7:26 - Lineage 2 - Battle At Sundown #15 7:26 - 8:07 - Resident Evil Outbreak - The Extermination #16 8:07 - 8:45 - Final Fantasy VIII - Liberi Fatali #17 8:45 - 9:23 - World Of Warcraft - Wrath Of The Lich King Main Title #18 9:23 - 9:53 - Soul Calibur II - Under The Star Of Destiny At 9:54 it starts again with track #1

  • @halflifeger4179

    @halflifeger4179

    9 жыл бұрын

    You are awesome!

  • @Arabesquian

    @Arabesquian

    8 жыл бұрын

    +mizakh1219 Vote the comment to the top, the Emperor demands it!

  • @Vanzgars

    @Vanzgars

    6 жыл бұрын

    This should be pinned.

  • @Qulize

    @Qulize

    5 жыл бұрын

    MVP!

  • @antonikuak2740

    @antonikuak2740

    5 жыл бұрын

    That WoW Isn't the Death Knight Arthas theme dating back to WC3?

  • @USERZ123XD
    @USERZ123XD7 жыл бұрын

    No...FEAR!!!..."die"... I can only imagine the feeling of the commissar, his only last regrets must be he can't smash any more enemies for the Emperor... Man this guy just scream glory and fearless. and heroic last stand!

  • @inquisitormarcus4526
    @inquisitormarcus45266 жыл бұрын

    Guardsman : "Sir reporting enemy tanks attack ...your orders?!" Commissar: " FIX BAYONETS ! GLORY TO THE FIRST MAN WHO DIES ! "

  • @kriegertechpriest7011

    @kriegertechpriest7011

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me, somehow here: SHOVEL!

  • @robertcurry389
    @robertcurry3894 жыл бұрын

    “I haven’t given you leave to die you coward, on your feet...” That reminds me of what the Marines say. Marines cannot die without permission.

  • @laca103
    @laca10310 жыл бұрын

    "I haven't given you leave to die Coward, ON YOUR FEET!"

  • @jacksonbowns1087
    @jacksonbowns10875 жыл бұрын

    A Lord Comissar once entered the Warp. For the next three thousand years in real space, not a single warp storm could be manifested.

  • @MrDoomfighter
    @MrDoomfighter10 жыл бұрын

    the moment you realise how much effort was put into the game so many quotes geez

  • @Luxai
    @Luxai6 жыл бұрын

    Level up Bernn's brain enough and he realizes that shooting enemies in the head to instantly kill even traitor marines is damn inspiring and that leading by example is the best way. If only we could do the same for all commissars.

  • @InchonDM

    @InchonDM

    3 жыл бұрын

    God, I love that power. Nothing compares to enabling Inspire Courage to target enemies.

  • @serioush
    @serioush8 жыл бұрын

    "Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword" I know it's an ascended meme, but fuck if it doesn't sound exactly like something a commissar would say with the way it's voiced.

  • @foureyeddragon9376
    @foureyeddragon93768 жыл бұрын

    "FASTER! HARDER! MEANER! BETTER!"

  • @Thebluesniper477925
    @Thebluesniper4779257 жыл бұрын

    These lines should be played at Motivational seminars.

  • @alexthehopeless3778
    @alexthehopeless3778 Жыл бұрын

    Love how he lectures chaos space marines "space marines should be *loyal* "

  • @tf2redpie
    @tf2redpie8 жыл бұрын

    For some reason I imagine this is how Commissar Yarrick would sound like, that's just me

  • @FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs

    @FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs

    8 жыл бұрын

    +tf2redpie I personally always thought Ciaphas Cain would sound like this. Or Ibram Gaunt.

  • @Erreul

    @Erreul

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Fiend Matador Slayer of a Thousand Noobs If I'm not wrong Guant would be more American with a tribal accent if I read the books correct.

  • @claypidgeon4807

    @claypidgeon4807

    7 жыл бұрын

    I always imagined this combined with Sturnn's voice to account for the age (not like mere age will keep the likes of Yarrick down), and much more importantly the grit.

  • @Davesknd

    @Davesknd

    7 жыл бұрын

    Cain always sounded a bit like Edmund Blackadder in my mind.

  • @HyperfixationWizard

    @HyperfixationWizard

    6 жыл бұрын

    tf2redpie Nah this sounds more lile Cain. Yarrick would rant about orcs more.

  • @SusieDeltaruneVRC
    @SusieDeltaruneVRC4 жыл бұрын

    that just burns deep down.. “Space Marines should be loyal.. Fall in dishonor Space Marine!”

  • @tommycat1993
    @tommycat19937 жыл бұрын

    "Faster. Harder. Meaner. Better".... what are you, Daft Punk?! :)))

  • @TakonanLP

    @TakonanLP

    7 жыл бұрын

    xD

  • @joshfrew3628

    @joshfrew3628

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rip daft punk

  • @Donnerbalken28
    @Donnerbalken284 жыл бұрын

    4:42 HE'S IN BOYS, HE DID IT, HE SAID IT

  • @TheLastEchelon
    @TheLastEchelon7 жыл бұрын

    0:50 "I am behind you, go forth with confidence" Guardsman: Sir i think these space bugs are sca.*BLAM*

  • @Tarik360
    @Tarik3607 жыл бұрын

    That fucking collar, like fuck peripheral vision mate...

  • @claypidgeon4807

    @claypidgeon4807

    7 жыл бұрын

    That collar is formidable archeotech. It grants him a 3+ Invulnerable save.

  • @DeepestDankest

    @DeepestDankest

    7 жыл бұрын

    Imperial hierarchy is judged by the how much you lack peripheral vision

  • @darthralin

    @darthralin

    7 жыл бұрын

    Collars and pauldrons are important status symbols in the Imperium.

  • @roger5555ful

    @roger5555ful

    7 жыл бұрын

    His job is to stay behind the guardsman ,there is no way back only forward

  • @claypidgeon4807

    @claypidgeon4807

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Kurt 104 Gameplay-wise, Commissar LORD Bernn's job is to transform basic Guardsmen info utterly terrifying ultramegadeathcommandoes just by being near them. Well maybe that's a bit of an overstatement but seriously the troop-buffs that this guy brings to the table when leveled up enough are nothing short of awe-inspiring. Having a nice handy (haha, pun) power fist doesn't hurt either - unless you're the enemy, that is.

  • @BabyGreen162
    @BabyGreen1628 жыл бұрын

    THIS IS OUR DAY, THIS IS OUR PURPOSE! SCATTER OR PERRISH, HERETICS!

  • @forkysh.9089
    @forkysh.90895 ай бұрын

    2:18 hits different.. "We shall fight here to the last, this is your last stand. No doubt, no fear."

  • @johnyyonehand
    @johnyyonehand10 жыл бұрын

    I want to serve under this Commissar!

  • @RafaDiablo

    @RafaDiablo

    9 жыл бұрын

    johnyyonehand No you dont! xD

  • @crowblessed3403

    @crowblessed3403

    4 жыл бұрын

    @toplinefool444 Well said Guardsman , you shall be deployed with the Death Korps of Krieg , FOR THE EMPEROR !

  • @shycybermouse2066

    @shycybermouse2066

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’d serve under him in more ways than one lol

  • @danielstephenaguilos9346

    @danielstephenaguilos9346

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@RafaDiablo ooh, fuck you!

  • @RafaDiablo

    @RafaDiablo

    3 жыл бұрын

    @toplinefool444 He does sound better than the others Commissar

  • @amirhaikal6672
    @amirhaikal6672 Жыл бұрын

    This voice is an improvement over the DOW1 voice. It's intimidating, a little psychotic, and inspirational. As every commisars should be.

  • @talscorner3696
    @talscorner369611 ай бұрын

    "Chaos Lord! You're mine!" Excu- "Engaging Chaos Predator!" Now we're talking!

  • @helloidharbl6753

    @helloidharbl6753

    10 ай бұрын

    Baddest MoFo

  • @talscorner3696

    @talscorner3696

    8 ай бұрын

    @@helloidharbl6753 I love the absolutely *ungodly* amounts of snark, sass and outrage this voice actor managed to put in some of those lines xD

  • @RichterBelmont2235
    @RichterBelmont2235 Жыл бұрын

    3:07 Hearing Lord Commissar quotes with Vergil Battle 3 in the background... Now I'm motivated!

  • @zenosebeth4173
    @zenosebeth41733 жыл бұрын

    8 years on and this guy still has the best quotes of any video game characters I've seen.

  • @ahmadgaleev8891
    @ahmadgaleev88913 жыл бұрын

    Lets be honest here, even on his last breath he still devoted to his duties and giving his last order. With such commander people can follow in to the water and fire

  • @TheWarhammerJunkies
    @TheWarhammerJunkies10 жыл бұрын

    sorry if you guys want to know the music, I remember simply adding music that fit his character and voice

  • @psmt1234

    @psmt1234

    10 жыл бұрын

    you are valorous certainly...skilled perhaps less so...but that is all that the emperor would have of all his servants.

  • @Hypoo

    @Hypoo

    10 жыл бұрын

    Around 2:20 I hear Shadow of the Colossus music, if it helps.

  • @ChukN0rris

    @ChukN0rris

    10 жыл бұрын

    3:07-3:38 Vergil battle theme 3 from Devil May Cry 3

  • @jiggu

    @jiggu

    10 жыл бұрын

    First song is from Dungeon Siege

  • @kervin1693

    @kervin1693

    10 жыл бұрын

    Liberi Fatali around 8:00

  • @anondescriptbullet
    @anondescriptbullet4 жыл бұрын

    every line this man says is iconic.

  • @philipzahn491
    @philipzahn491 Жыл бұрын

    "I haven't give you leave to *die* you coward, on your feet!" 👌

  • @MyViolador

    @MyViolador

    Жыл бұрын

    Said to the downed force commander

  • @EvilBakaCat
    @EvilBakaCat10 жыл бұрын

    "Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword" but sir we're in a tank "HERECY!"

  • @VitunVatiVille

    @VitunVatiVille

    10 жыл бұрын

    And then he shot the Imperial Guard.

  • @nobby3265

    @nobby3265

    3 жыл бұрын

    BLAM

  • @cursedhawkins1305
    @cursedhawkins13053 жыл бұрын

    I just noticed that the Commissar actually sounds afraid if he spots the "Relic" unit for the Tyranids even going as far as to allow Guardsmen to retreat from the area its in so "they" can work which I can assume the "they" the Commissar is referring to are the Space Marines.

  • @Sorain1

    @Sorain1

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm picturing 'they' being artillery or heavy armor myself, but it's a real testament to how nasty he knows the Tyranid relic unit to be that he will happily take on a chaos lord, but this one thing makes him suggest backing off.

  • @user-vy9mk7um1b

    @user-vy9mk7um1b

    2 жыл бұрын

    Quite a proper show of intellegence, since it's better to strike nids from range if possible, either way they'll eat their losses back. It's like a Kryptmann strategy but smaller and less self-destroying.

  • @hithertoipa3204

    @hithertoipa3204

    Жыл бұрын

    "Leave this area! Let them work!" is his line when an allied Tyranid player casts the Tyranoform global in multiplayer, so "them" refers to the allied 'nids. (Previous line, "Beware the great Tyranid horror!", is when an _enemy_ 'nid player casts that global)

  • @WormsMaster100
    @WormsMaster1008 жыл бұрын

    "More guts, more glory" - before attacking a cyberdemon. It only lacks "RIP AND TEAR" or more accurate "BLAM AND TEAR"

  • @nwerner3654
    @nwerner36546 жыл бұрын

    Ik that original DoW commissar was hilariously hammy but this feels like a much more legit rendition of one.

  • @DarthCruciare87
    @DarthCruciare875 жыл бұрын

    "More guts, more glory!" An underrated masterpiece of a line.

  • @centurionzen1005

    @centurionzen1005

    11 ай бұрын

    It's the delivery that makes that all the more perfect. You can tell he's loving it.

  • @eccoeco3454
    @eccoeco34544 жыл бұрын

    Space Marines should be *loyal* He said with algid disgust in his voice as he raised his blaster to meet the terrified chaos marine face.

  • @kaynpai1714

    @kaynpai1714

    3 жыл бұрын

    total *b a d a s s*

  • @friendlytalbot4050
    @friendlytalbot40504 жыл бұрын

    7:58 Subtitles going "Farseer! You found your phone!"

  • @jordansedlacek5627
    @jordansedlacek56272 жыл бұрын

    "Dont fear it, just get clear" he makes it sound absolutely badass

  • @Jaimas
    @Jaimas Жыл бұрын

    The thing to remember about Commissars is that their clearance to execute is one aspect of their duty; their biggest one is to lead by example. "Kick ass, so you may accomplish deeds as awesome as this man."

  • @ToozdaysChild
    @ToozdaysChild9 жыл бұрын

    "Valorous, certainly... Skilled? Perhaps less so."

  • @kodan7879

    @kodan7879

    5 жыл бұрын

    Toozday's Child *Reviving Generals Castor*

  • @helloidharbl6753
    @helloidharbl6753 Жыл бұрын

    5:58 6:39 7:51 8:24 10:13 This man I would follow.

  • @psmt1234
    @psmt12349 жыл бұрын

    This is your last stand no doubt! no fear!

  • @frankg2790

    @frankg2790

    8 жыл бұрын

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

  • @psmt1234

    @psmt1234

    8 жыл бұрын

    Frank G CHAOS LORD! YOUR MINE!

  • @justinfrazier9555

    @justinfrazier9555

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sir, 122nd Imperial Rifles, we just arrived to the front! We received your orders 4.5 years ago! FOR THE EMPEROR!

  • @REgamesplayer
    @REgamesplayer10 жыл бұрын

    It's pity that Commissar's girlfriend was deleted. I would love to listen some Inquisitor quotes again!

  • @drakethe87th
    @drakethe87th9 жыл бұрын

    Wow they mention Yarrick's Claw. Never heard that in the game

  • @TheStargateNerd

    @TheStargateNerd

    9 жыл бұрын

    He can say it if you equip him with a Power fist.

  • @johnisaacfelipe6357

    @johnisaacfelipe6357

    8 жыл бұрын

    correction: with a power claw

  • @TheStargateNerd

    @TheStargateNerd

    8 жыл бұрын

    No, that's a different weapon. Or faction. The Dawn of War 2 Commissar equips a Power fist, not a claw.

  • @johnisaacfelipe6357

    @johnisaacfelipe6357

    8 жыл бұрын

    ***** true, but the commisar can also equip a claw.

  • @kodan7879

    @kodan7879

    5 жыл бұрын

    TheStargateNerd He can equip both (in Elite at least)

  • @31dollarburnphone38
    @31dollarburnphone384 жыл бұрын

    The Lord Commissar = one of the best motivational speakers ever *bam*

  • @libertusprimus
    @libertusprimus2 жыл бұрын

    "Follow my example or I will make you one" Love it

  • @Blarce
    @Blarce9 жыл бұрын

    7:12 best.

  • @Blarce

    @Blarce

    9 жыл бұрын

    Alright, 6:20 also pretty good.

  • @splitjawjanitor5369
    @splitjawjanitor53693 жыл бұрын

    A good Commissar does not hesitate to make an example of those who would desert their duty. A great Commissar inspires such confidence that he never has to.

  • @von4411
    @von44114 жыл бұрын

    I feel strangely motivated, like I could accomplish anything. LEAD ON LORD COMMISSAR!