David Mitchell Rants - QI

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Rants: Sign writers - Bees and honey - Washing teapots - Sinking the French fleet
Dara O Briain, Rob Brydon, Alan Davies, Stephen Fry
QI - Series G, Episode 1

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  • @Deathonater
    @Deathonater3 жыл бұрын

    David's shirt is so unnoteworthy, it's actually noteworthy.

  • @Hellwyck
    @Hellwyck9 жыл бұрын

    "...also you don't get many opportunities to sink the French fleet..." What a glorious line!

  • @Mike-gu4qc
    @Mike-gu4qc5 жыл бұрын

    "It's like showing a very tired mason a whole cathedral!" might be one of funniest analogies David Mitchell has ever made.

  • @bobs_sa8480
    @bobs_sa84803 жыл бұрын

    David: “You must never clean a teapot??” Stephen: “No!” David: “Under *any* circumstance??” Stephen: *realises what he’s just walked into*😂

  • @WolfiKurisu
    @WolfiKurisu10 жыл бұрын

    I love how when David says "under no circumstances", Stephen knows that David's about to rant and his face goes "Oh no...", hehe..

  • @oenrn
    @oenrn9 жыл бұрын

    Mitchell should be a regular on this show, it's perfect for him.

  • @peterjoyfilms

    @peterjoyfilms

    6 жыл бұрын

    oneeyednarn It is but Would I Lie To You is also perfect for him

  • @byrne8509

    @byrne8509

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@peterjoyfilms yeah but would i lie to you is a bit ehhh....pg..

  • @twot2224

    @twot2224

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@byrne8509 That applies to pretty much every panel show.

  • @coasternut3091

    @coasternut3091

    Жыл бұрын

    He's pretty regularly on it

  • @christianboehlefeld5168

    @christianboehlefeld5168

    5 ай бұрын

    The Unbelievable Truth does well by letting him rant. Two at least for nuts and at least one for berries.

  • @throwabrick
    @throwabrick3 жыл бұрын

    "The taste you get is--if anything--TOO characterful."

  • @judgedeathplays837
    @judgedeathplays83710 жыл бұрын

    come on its a french fleet its just there

  • @wrylysmiley
    @wrylysmiley10 жыл бұрын

    2:41 thats a face we don't see often on mister Brydon. It is the face we wear when Mitchell is particularly brilliant

  • @gendertoads
    @gendertoads6 жыл бұрын

    In which David Mitchell accidentally invents kombucha

  • @antster1983
    @antster198310 жыл бұрын

    My favourite rant is the bee - mason comparison :o)

  • @Kyermemehtar
    @Kyermemehtar10 жыл бұрын

    I've definitely had to wash a moldy teapot before.

  • @eVaNdaguitar
    @eVaNdaguitar10 жыл бұрын

    David Mitchell went to the show that night just to rant

  • @caro1ns
    @caro1ns10 жыл бұрын

    People who use apostrophes in plurals are not allowed to comment on David Mitchell videos. It's the law.

  • @ekin4260

    @ekin4260

    6 жыл бұрын

    apostrophe's*

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle3 жыл бұрын

    Any show that requires not just quick, but sharp wit, requires the immediate booking of D Mitchell.

  • @nostalgia2458
    @nostalgia245810 жыл бұрын

    Since Mitchell is always brilliant I would think you would see it quite often.

  • @SquirrelFromGradLife
    @SquirrelFromGradLife8 жыл бұрын

    on fire... owned that episode

  • @kwakekamdivasi591
    @kwakekamdivasi5916 жыл бұрын

    haha, this guy is my hero!

  • @tomimpala
    @tomimpala3 жыл бұрын

    Oh my god, I forgot Rob was here hen he said this, David just brought it back on Would I Lie To You this past series lol

  • @junbh2
    @junbh211 жыл бұрын

    They usually DON'T call the sign writer back, though! They leave it there for years and years.

  • @Guiguiwan
    @Guiguiwan Жыл бұрын

    I'm French and I absolutely LOVE the last one

  • @nisuli
    @nisuli11 жыл бұрын

    Ah. Those stripes. My favorite!

  • @nikobrown1990
    @nikobrown199011 жыл бұрын

    2:37 - i was crying with laughter!

  • @philhibberd3789
    @philhibberd37892 жыл бұрын

    I once had to install some etched windows that had appartments on them. Also, see the apostrophiser in Bristol

  • @PhillipTheBrandon
    @PhillipTheBrandon7 жыл бұрын

    Are these all from the Gardening episode?

  • @jerricho11
    @jerricho1111 жыл бұрын

    Hey, that sounds like a David Mitchell rant. I am sure if he were reading this he would be very proud of you tommyrathbone. On that subject, would it be correct to capatlize the "T" in your name? Despite the fact that you have unjustifiably demoted it to a lower case letter?

  • @QueerElisabeth
    @QueerElisabeth11 жыл бұрын

    Which episode is this from?

  • @Efreeti
    @Efreeti11 жыл бұрын

    Your angry logic, David.

  • @PLxFTW
    @PLxFTW10 жыл бұрын

    Why does Engladn have so many panel shows?

  • @OmegaSoypreme

    @OmegaSoypreme

    10 жыл бұрын

    Well, it's a good formula if all you really want to do is put a bunch of funny people in close proximity and wait for comedy gold. No need to waste too much time and effort coming up with new gimmicks.

  • @PlasmaMongoose

    @PlasmaMongoose

    9 жыл бұрын

    It's cheap to make like reality shows but with more substance and far less brain-rot

  • @TristanCooper17

    @TristanCooper17

    9 жыл бұрын

    They're mainly BBC who don't need advertising to make money and so don't have to worry about how much money their programmes make, because panel shows don't really generate much profit for networks.

  • @dextrodemon

    @dextrodemon

    9 жыл бұрын

    Tristan Cooper lol bullshit, they're the most popular shows on tv.

  • @TristanCooper17

    @TristanCooper17

    9 жыл бұрын

    It doesnt mean they make a lot of money though as the BBC doesnt generate revenue from ads :)

  • @intergalactic92
    @intergalactic9210 жыл бұрын

    But most of them don't work without context.....

  • @hajeral-motairi4351
    @hajeral-motairi43517 жыл бұрын

    عجيب

  • @msmithmitchell1604
    @msmithmitchell16044 жыл бұрын

    Ok. I live in America. When I make tea, I always rinse the tea pot out or wash it. Do folks really drink tea from a pot with mold in it? I am kinda disgusted by this.... Is it true? Yikes....

  • @TheRCScotsman

    @TheRCScotsman

    4 жыл бұрын

    No. He was kidding.

  • @trwroberts
    @trwroberts4 жыл бұрын

    David Mitchell would make a good voice for the book...you know The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

  • @GlennHughesFan101
    @GlennHughesFan10110 жыл бұрын

    Pause at 1:23. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • @joeskatamari
    @joeskatamari11 жыл бұрын

    No, the french fleet was simply "at risk" of coming under influence/control of the Nazi's and the Brit's didn't trust the French to resist if Hitler made a move on it. Otherwise the fleet hadn't left port since the Vichy government took control.

  • @tris421
    @tris4219 жыл бұрын

    pretty sure he was on loads of coke in these times ha he's mellowed out so much more these days!

  • @FH-rp6zs

    @FH-rp6zs

    9 жыл бұрын

    These days he's happily married rather than miserably single, according to his autobiography. :)

  • @witardedphuc

    @witardedphuc

    9 жыл бұрын

    Faye Haymond Lucky guy! I'm quite jealous. His wife is funny and brilliant on top of being drop dead gorgeous.

  • @giteausuperstar

    @giteausuperstar

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** Mitchell's wife is NOT "drop dead gorgeous", what is wrong with you?! Megan Fox is drop dead gorgeous, Mitchell's wife is ok for a guy who look like him.

  • @jazztom86

    @jazztom86

    8 жыл бұрын

    +giteausuperstar hahahahaha, that was really a David-Mitchell-kind-of-answer to an Alan-Davies-kind-of-comment

  • @strzaskanyalf2928

    @strzaskanyalf2928

    8 жыл бұрын

    +jazztom86 that was actually more or less something that Mitchell said in one of his Mitchell&Webb shows where they had a wedding and the monologue of the bestman.

  • @Henry-kz4gn
    @Henry-kz4gn3 жыл бұрын

    People should stop trying to interrupt David, what they have to say wont be nearly as funny anyway.

  • @romeedee
    @romeedee10 жыл бұрын

    Pander elsewhere, kid.

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