“What about black people?” “Yeah, they don’t like you either.” Dead 😆

Dave has to be the most oddly endearing Chauvinist on the planet.

My fav Dave line: Watering can tied to a hose. The cops show up....Whats that, Officer? No, just watering the geroniums.

his greatest wisdom moment is this: "i think it's great you guys are together despite the fact that you're from Austria and you're from someplace no one's even fuckin' heard of. it's like that movie 'Interracial Holdings 2' she was white and they were black, but it didn't matter because they were in love!"

@cartersauce1344

4 жыл бұрын

*interracial holestretchers 2

"What about Eugene"..."He knows what hes doing"

That "Watership Down" line is pure gold!

"I was just pumping away in this thing the other night" 🤣

"I don't know how you guys do things in Europe" "New Zealand" "Yeah, probably" lol

@slugdgoz

2 жыл бұрын

As someone from NZ who has travelled a lot I can tell you for a fact that people think I'm from England. Literally every country I have been to that isn't in the UK people just think I'm from England. It's insane how accurate this show is.

"i never understood a fuckin' word that guy said"

"They were like swedish. Or korean." ROOOOFL.

When Dave is explaining the "what" thing to Bret, you can see at the last second that Bret breaks character and smiles at Arj. It's fucking hilarious.

"Hey, will you marry us? Excuse me, I don't think monogamy is legal in this country"

-"i was thinking something like prince." -"kinda erogenous, huh?" lmao he's such an idiot. i love him!!!

@IAmTheDoctor00

2 жыл бұрын

He's a genius it's just a psychological analogy bro.

"Women love that kind of sensitive Nautical shit" ROFL!!!

The croasians. 😄

@neildurbin

2 жыл бұрын

I always thought of him saying “crow asians”

@rajeeb3500

8 ай бұрын

😂

the ending's the best. When he's all. "how do you think I eat so well every day at lunch"....."hey mrs. chang" classic conchords

Mrs. Chang was thinking, no thanx for your egg rolls!!!

"Because, you Scottish freak..."

@evanabbott2737

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha that’s my favorite😁👍

@evanabbott2737

5 жыл бұрын

I love how he picks every other English speaking country except for New Zealand...😁

Dave is such a great stand in for the Phony streetwise NYC native schooling the newcomers. Especially his dating advice. It’s actually a really accurate caricature.

How do you think i eat so well every lunchtime? Hey mrs Chang, thanks for the egg rolls! .... what...

This show is AWESOME!!! I watched it all the time in HBO, and I never get tired of it. I can't stop myself from LauGHING apparently. its great really

thanks for this! "casual prince"

"I think they make them on the computeeer" xD

Watership down is about rabbits. LOL

I love Arj Barker! His stand-up is hilarious!

women love that kind of sensitive nautical shit!

arj barker is so funny saw him do standup in melbourne...i laughed so hard i cried

Dave is the man

"you know, i never understood a fuckin' word that guy said"

you forgot dave's best one! "Hey Murrey, nice shorts"

I love that guy. Arj Barker! Whew hew!

Omg "Water Ship Down" was referring to Titanic. Rewatching these clips makes me realize just how many jokes went over my head when I was younger.

@heysatan8

7 жыл бұрын

What? No, the joke is he thought Watership Down had something to do with ships b/c of the name, when in fact it's a cartoon about rabbits...

@TheTruthiest

7 жыл бұрын

It's actually both. It works on multiple levels.

@samillyroy

6 жыл бұрын

TheTruthiest I really don't think it has anything to do with the titanic..

@erectopatronum6750

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha literally the furthest thing from sensitive nautical shit. Can you imagine sitting down a girl to watch Watership Down with her thinking that you were about to see Titanic. Can't imagine how that would play out.

he may be did.

@nunyabidness4655

7 жыл бұрын

He maybe did what?

@propername4830

3 жыл бұрын

No he may be did

@blueconversechucks

3 жыл бұрын

Are you guys fuckin with me?

you're a legend dave

He knows what he's doing...

LOL! "Like prince if he was going to the zoo or supermarket..."

Dave is such a G!

"...because you Scottish freak..." Aaaaaaahaha😂

I love when Murray says “He did say ‘Whut’ a lot “

Dave's awesome lol he never gets their nationality right and it always cracks me up.

That's gotta be the best of Dave's lines

"CAN ATTACK!!"

i love dave

Season 2 just started filiming... it is scheduled to air in January of 09.

@riley5722

4 жыл бұрын

Are you still there?

@Martian74

4 жыл бұрын

How is season 3 coming along? Have they finished filming yet?

@rajeeb3500

8 ай бұрын

'09 ..I remember that (I don't really)

'cro-asians' lmao, i love dave

He is a fookin legend, ur dead rite!

Dave gives the worst advice possible and yet I always want to hear more.

@Youngmantime Murray is my favorite character, followed my Dave and Jermaine. Everyone is great is that show though.

This is well edited

How do you say that line at 3:55 with a straight face?

Dave is hilarious

"maybe he did. maybe he didn't....what did he maybe do?"

@rajeeb3500

8 ай бұрын

☝️ have you turned notifications off for this reply? 😮‍💨

"are you guys fuckin' with me?"

Dave: "I don't know how you guys do things in Europe" Bret & Jemaine: "New Zealand" Dave: "Ha. Yeah probably" I forgot how funny this guy is

"What about black people?" "They don't like you either."

"I don't know how you guys do things in Europe" - I say this ALL the time

Casual Prince lmao

lol "the weird thing is they look like me"

Casual Prince

HAHAH oh my god that is gold there at the end.

Hey Mrs. Chang! Thanks for the egg rolls huh!

It reminds me of the time I saw a puppy being born. Just to see it's little head just...coming out of that dog's pussy. What an incredible moment man...beautiful.

Watership down, scary as fuck haha

I fuckin love this guy

Lol I was just about to put that down here. Oh man that's funny...Yeah! Probably!

FINALLY! Someone else finds that funny :D!

casual Prince

ARJ!!!!!!!!!!

"I dont know how you do things in europe..." "New Zealand" "Yeah, probably!" Hahahaha, classic!!! :D

I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

crow-asians. LOLOLOLOL

dave, arj, you fuckin rule man

i think they make them on the computer!

2007. When 240p was unironic.

Yeah, probably!

-Dave: "I don't know how you guys do things in Europe --" - Bret & Jemaine: "New Zealand." -Dave: "Yeah, Probably."

I want that mouse t shirt.

@5:45 is genius!!!

@zenlee1109 i wholeheartedly agree

Nice! 1 minute, 32 seconds!

"you scottish feak!" LOL...DAVE FTW

So witty and clever

"I dont know how they do things back in england"..."New Zealand"

" Thanks Ms. Chang " GROSSS

Yeah... sometimes.

That remind me of when I saw a puppy being born....

Has to be murray for me but dave is a very close second.

He knows what hes doing hahaha!

(RE: Dimebagdave120804) Bigamy means married to 2 people, polygamy is married to three or more people. (in dave's case it's 4) GREAT CLIPS!

Everytime I see Dave, it makes me think that his only mission in life is to bullshit these two dudes as long as possible with a totally straight face to see how long it takes for them to catch on that he's just flippin with them - except they never do catch on. :D

casual prince :P

lmao yeah watership down has almost nothing to do with "sensitive nautical shit". dave owns.

@rajeeb3500

8 ай бұрын

The joke is - it has absolutely nothing to do with ships.. Or the sea... ;-)

prince just going to the zoo or the supermarket

@heysatan8

7 жыл бұрын

Kinda erogenous, huh?

@hannaa9089

4 жыл бұрын

Rip

"and then i gave it to 'em... HARD..."

@Youngmantime ...Murray

i *know*.... i think the make them on the computer...

haha gold

It's basically just a joke about how Dave never listens to them. The response, "Yeah, probably" fits in nowhere with the context of the conversation, showing that he wasn't listening.

The crow-asians lol

he reminds me of dante from grandmas boy