No wonder the Empire fell, it's run by people like Denny and Mark.

@thePisccu

9 жыл бұрын

dantoon25 But Mark is an expert!

@vivanlascosas7652

8 жыл бұрын

+thePisccu Anyway, Hows your sex life?

@ieatsoap88

8 жыл бұрын

what a story mark!

@manco828

8 жыл бұрын

+dantoon25 Denny is a creepy bastard.

@misbehaven1237

8 жыл бұрын

Water Store Remark!

"lord Vader" "oh hi Mark"

@devinmccreery8003

7 жыл бұрын

Oh, hey Johnny what's up?

@Marcelelias11

7 жыл бұрын

darklink1017 there you go keep the change oh hai doggy

@geraldthethird3404

7 жыл бұрын

Marcelelias11 You're my favorite customer.

Someone should hire Tommy Wiseau to film a serious and ambitious remake of the godfather or schindlers list, but with full creative control from Tommy Wiseau as Writer, Director and Lead actor. The result would probably be the funniest movie of all times.

@SeinSchatten

7 жыл бұрын

Not bad, with Tommy as Oskar Schindler the scene could be like this: Nazi Bureaucrat: Can I help you? Oscar Schindler: Yeah, can I have a dozen jew workers please? Nazi Bureaucrat: Oh hi Oskar Schindler, I didn't know it was you. Here you go. Oscar Schindler: Thats me... How much is it? Nazi Bureaucrat: Gotta be 18 Reichsmark. Oscar Schindler: Here you go, keep the change Oscar Schindler: Oh Hai Hitler. Nazi Bureaucrat: You're my favorite customer Oscar Schindler: Thanks a lot, bye!

@WelshSwan1986

7 жыл бұрын

Sein Schatten You realise both of us are going to hell don't you? LOL. Oscar Schindler - I once knew a girl she had a dozen guys, then one of them found out about it and stuck her in a concentration camp on Guerrero Street.

@WelshSwan1986

7 жыл бұрын

PS the soundtrack to said film will feature remastered and remixed versions of classics like Don't Cha, now Don't Jewish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me, I've Grown Accustomed To Your Face now I've Grown Accustomed To The Aryan Race, We Didn't Start The Fire now We Didn't Start The Fire, The Nazi's Did.

@anonymousdude8747

7 жыл бұрын

+Sein Schatten That was fucking hilarious.

@Anderhils

7 жыл бұрын

This! Hollywood should do this!!! Upvote his post!!!

"If a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live." -Darth Vader

@redbulljones

7 жыл бұрын

*The wurold

@hellotherefriendss

7 жыл бұрын

redbulljones Oh your right. I hate it when people misquote Star Wars.

@andreashort310

7 жыл бұрын

*you're For example: "You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"

@hktheassassindroid

7 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is that's quite similar to a quote from Anakin in episode I

@dustinrausch5008

6 жыл бұрын

Which world? This is Star Wars, after all.

"I'm going to go upstairs and take a nap?" "Can I come to?" "In a few minutes bitch!" LOL.

@voldendream

7 жыл бұрын

lol XD

@finmetalwarrior

7 жыл бұрын

too*

@shugafoo7457

7 жыл бұрын

Brother Malachai CHIIIP CHIP CHIP CHIP CHIP CHIP CHIIIP

This is more coherent than the actual Room.

@msss126

8 жыл бұрын

+Scott Jones And without watching it, probably more coherent than the prequels.

@user-qp4nj6pg6b

8 жыл бұрын

+Ruckus Jones Anyway,how is your sith life?

@user-qp4nj6pg6b

8 жыл бұрын

Stupid2669 You"re tearing me apart,Padme!!!

@philiprobinson256

6 жыл бұрын

Stupid2669 keep your stupid comments in your pocket, lol!!!

darth tommy is like the chillest evil overlord ever

@theamelia4580

7 жыл бұрын

Flez and also came

@sharwandsouza1747

6 жыл бұрын

Not chiller than chaos

@hazycosmicjive7

6 жыл бұрын

All American guy!

@rozza-tn5pn

4 жыл бұрын

Ahaha you must be kidding right?

@Pandalka

4 жыл бұрын

whatever, I don't care

The Empire sure has a lot of Marks

@missliali8321

7 жыл бұрын

lmao

@theignaciortega

7 жыл бұрын

Because they're all clones :P

@RenzoM2811

7 жыл бұрын

Ignacio They are actually not...

@H7B2ify

7 жыл бұрын

Execute Order 66 and go play some football

@aemo6996

7 жыл бұрын

ThatGuy also Lisa loves you very very much

-Lord Vader?! -Oh, hi Mark! Hilarious

@user-qp4nj6pg6b

8 жыл бұрын

+Artyom Lazarev Ahahaha,what the story,jedi?

@dweetsauce8513

4 жыл бұрын

Artyom Lazarev -Darth Vader -That’s me Lol

"wow you look so sexy." "Darth." "that's me."

@ameliafrancks2198

6 жыл бұрын

Kylo Ren turns to the light side and Luke became bad guy and kills Leia ;) your welcome

@youseff500

6 жыл бұрын

Feminazi Rein Francks Kylo Ren fights ghost Skywalker, and it's SUPER EPIC. Skywalker dies, Rey turns into the last jedi. Snoke dies, and the scene where that one chick Kamikazes at ftl speed into Snoke's ship made me shit my pants. Plus it was in 3D, and I just watched it a couple days ago

"I'm going to take a nap." "Can I go upstairs too?" "In a few minutes, bitch!" Oh lord,I can barely breath I'm laughing so hard. xD

@hassanotibie2030

9 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@kerotamahirome7869

7 жыл бұрын

This is too much lol I was laughing for a straight 5 minutes omfg!!

@tobyham3188

7 жыл бұрын

This video is amazing. :-)

@robertbaur3145

7 жыл бұрын

its a work of art

@oriondancer

7 жыл бұрын

who's calling a bitch?

Tarkin's reactions to all that's going on around him are so spot on. Poor guy just wants to find the Rebels, and all anyone else can do is argue about Lisa and talk about football

@noisyimp

8 жыл бұрын

that's great!

@Candice_Makes_Memes

7 жыл бұрын

that's life

"Only a master of evil, Darth" "How can you say this about me? I don't believe it."

-CHIPCHIPCHIPCHIPCHIP! -Enough of this! Vader, release him!

The Death Star conference room is pure gold. "Wake up, man, what planet are you on?". That question makes sense in the SW universe. lol

@Mikeab503

4 жыл бұрын

Like the Marvel Nemesis Magneto profile pic, brotha.

Fave part: Darth Vader:''I'm going to take a nap'' Star Trooper: ''Can I go upstairs too?'' Darth Vader: ''In a few minutes,bitch!''

I came in expecting one line of dialog and one line of dialog only: "Lord Vader." Oh hai, Mark! I'm glad it's there.

"the biggest problem in the universe is no one helps each other." -Anakin Skywalker "if a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live." -Johnny Coincidence?!

@noisyimp

7 жыл бұрын

FinRanomness amazing

"you're tearing me apart padme!!!"

@fatscarce3967

7 жыл бұрын

koushik raja Funniest thing is that line would actually fit in the prequels

@thekillers1stfan

7 жыл бұрын

It would fit in the originals too, Star Wars has never had strong writing

@Barrie96

7 жыл бұрын

Except Padme was the one that said it

3:36 To Grand Moff Tarkin "Anyway, how's your sex life?" That look from Peter Cushing is pure comedic gold!

When vaders talking about football it looks like the other guy has no idea what's going on

@MrOnomatopoiea

9 жыл бұрын

....which couldn't make this more perfect! ;)

@BertWeiland

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel Patten that part is amazing!!!!

Your tearing me apart Leia!

@MrOnomatopoiea

6 жыл бұрын

"Anything for my princeeeeess!"

@kellyweingart3692

6 жыл бұрын

“Oh hi Han”

@kellyweingart3692

6 жыл бұрын

“Good story Chewie”

@kellyweingart3692

6 жыл бұрын

“It seems to me like you’re the EXPERT Threepio”

@kellyweingart3692

5 жыл бұрын

“Oh hi Lando...how’s your sexlife?”

Hang on. If Tommy Wiseau is Darth Vader that makes Lisa the Empress. The galaxy's doomed.

@burmiester1

8 жыл бұрын

+Xehanort10 It makes sense because the Empress betrayed Darth Wiseau.

@davidshan1231

8 жыл бұрын

+Xehanort10 She can't support herself.

@Xehanort10

8 жыл бұрын

burmiester1 Empress Lisatine.

@ninjamacia72

8 жыл бұрын

"You are tearing the galaxy apart Lisa!"

@idowiseman3207

8 жыл бұрын

Danny Wan Kenobi

The world is a better place because of this.

@theresasnakeinmyhiney994

4 жыл бұрын

Not really.. the audio and editing is terrible.

@trevorphilips9065

4 жыл бұрын

@@theresasnakeinmyhiney994 No it's not

"Darth Vader.." "That's meee!"

"Don't worry about it. I still love you." (Cut's off his head) (Steps on the empty robe) "Are you OK, Denny?" Lol :)

@MarcoKlammer

6 жыл бұрын

Tyrant Gregcag "Bye, Denny"

Oh hi, Mark Hamill!

@MrOnomatopoiea

7 жыл бұрын

It seems to me like you're the EXPERT, Han!

@kellyweingart3692

5 жыл бұрын

“Oh hi Threepio”

@kellyweingart3692

5 жыл бұрын

“What a story Chewie”

@kellyweingart3692

5 жыл бұрын

“You are tearing the galaxy apart Leia!”

Darth Wiseau is the greatest Darth of all.

4:46 "Oh hai denny". That bit killed my insides.

@GendoorM2023

7 жыл бұрын

Master Yoda Two, Jedi Mind-Trick Boogaloo this was hilarious 😂😂😂😂

@Boby9380

6 жыл бұрын

"Denny" should have replied: "Hello there."

You know, the dialouge actually makes way more sense in this context.

This really needs to combine the "Where's my f#@king money, Denny?" scene with Han/Greedo or Jabba.

Honestly Tommy Wiseau as a sith lord would be the most dangerous of them all, why because he would come across as some sort of unpredictable madman, kinda like the joker.

@aemo6996

7 жыл бұрын

TheNemisisx And also football

@namegoeshere5220

6 жыл бұрын

TheNemisisx That would literally be Darth Jar Jar. ...headcanon accepted.

@sci-fiweekly4710

6 жыл бұрын

TheNemisisx he should be in episode 9 😂

Still more intimidating than Kylo Ren

@MartianManHunter2258

8 жыл бұрын

+Tareltonlives and Darth Maul.

@moviemastervevo1848

8 жыл бұрын

Not true kylo ren is worse then vader and is a much more well designed two sided character!

@michaelburke7742

8 жыл бұрын

+Tareltonlives A Kylo Ren version mashup would be too much to bear. It almost seems like a huge setup.

@Tareltonlives

8 жыл бұрын

I'd totally watch that. It would be so hilarious

@HUDJ0679790

7 жыл бұрын

Oh my god... And then when he fight Finn he is all like 'Chip Chip Chip Chip Chip Chip Chip Chip'.. That's it, i'm gonna have a nightmare...

DOAN TAHKK LIKE DAAAATTTT

Darth Wiseau "What a story, Mark! Hahaha" Imperial officer:"Yessir!" Greatest mashup I've ever seen!

3:36 "Anyway, how's your sex life?" and Grand Moff Tarkin just looks at Vader like "What the fuck did you just say to me?"

@youwanagethi

8 жыл бұрын

Haha, what a story mark

I like how some of Darth Vader's council happened to be named "Mark". :)

"The senate has been disbanded. The regional governors will now have direct control." "Uh, ok. Sometimes unexpected things happen and you just gotta deal with it." "Whatever, I don't care. Anyway, how's your sex life?" I love it!!

@LumosX

9 жыл бұрын

Moff Tarkin couldn't even believe what he was hearing.

ironically enough, i get the most giggle fits out of the parts where someone's talking and vader goes "uh huh" "that's the idea"

Now THIS is a movie I would pay to see.

This is the greatest thing ive ever watched

That music at the beginning...I don't know why but it made me laugh hard

@zardox78

9 жыл бұрын

Because it looked like the guys in the hallway actually heard and reacted to it. And "What the hell is that?!"

Grand Mark Tarkin

I only truly lost it when Vader and the other 2 pilots started cheeping

7:31-7:33 I love how Darth Wiseau screams as he is about to fire on Luke.

"Can I go upstairs too?" "In a few minutes bitch!" Had me in stitches.

"I did not hit her" No you blew up her planet killing about a billion sentient beings.

@PhilipWester

5 жыл бұрын

No. That was Tarkin.

@jcvdmantas

5 жыл бұрын

"Sentient" beings. Funny how humans define themselves as sentient.

@junejuly6060

4 жыл бұрын

@@jcvdmantas Oh, we got an edgelord in our hands!

@alonsaurio8928

4 жыл бұрын

BEANS *

@tommyl.dayandtherunaways820

11 ай бұрын

⁠@@jcvdmantasWell gee, I didn’t realize you weren’t human :P. Please enlighten us on what planet you’re from.

This is gold.

This is actually pretty funny.

@Staygold1999

8 жыл бұрын

+Darrell Low oh hai darrel

@kodyamend7721

6 жыл бұрын

That's the idea

@ReadySetRudy

6 жыл бұрын

It is naaaaht

r2 cheep cheep cheep thing was hilarious!

@anemia94

6 жыл бұрын

Green Djinn was dope haha

Why am I only just finding this video?!?!?

This video is like my anti-depressant! I swear, everytime I'm in a bad mood, I just watch this and I instantly feel better! Thank you, noisyimp for this work of genius!

This Vader is fucking terrifying... 'Oh, hi Danny!' *withdrawn fucking lightsaber glaring*

That's pretty much Kylo Ren now.

@Tareltonlives

8 жыл бұрын

+Insidious One YES!

Out of everything in this video, the one fucking thing that got me the most was 4:45. The way it was delivered is just, oh my God XD

@missliali8321

7 жыл бұрын

That Greaser Guy It cracked me up so much. He sounds so nice

@lindgrenland

7 жыл бұрын

Yep I lost it on that one too, anyway how's your sex life?

@GendoorM2023

7 жыл бұрын

That Greaser Guy its absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂😂

I kept waiting for the "Don't touch me motherfucker."

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LEIA!!!

This is the best thing of all time.

- Lord vader will provide us with the location of the rebel forces by the time this station is perational - That's de idea!

It's not creepy at all that he calls his daughter sexy, right? :P

@deltahalo241

9 жыл бұрын

Robert Lythgoe Well Luke thought very much the same.

@user-ok8yq6nc6x

6 жыл бұрын

That's Lisa

@zacharytomes5202

6 жыл бұрын

Robert Lythgoe Vader didnt know at this time.

@vasiliypupkin3239

4 жыл бұрын

If she looks like a 40 yo virgin nun then it’s not

6:18 Funniest thing I've ever witnessed in my entire life

@tyrstark8673

8 жыл бұрын

-I'm getting really tired of your shit, Vader.

@HugoStiglitz88

8 жыл бұрын

TyrStark ROFL

@rickdeckard1075

7 жыл бұрын

The side TIE fighters going "cheep cheep cheep" was great too

@tyrstark8673

7 жыл бұрын

-Can I go upstairs too? -In a few minutes, bitch!

@missliali8321

7 жыл бұрын

Same! Never laughed so hard before. I prefer this sweet Darth Vader over the original. he just wants to play foot ball

2:10 IM LAUGHING SO HARD

"Aye did naht- LORD VADER oh hai mark!" Fucking. Lmao. Fucking gold.

Why doesn't this have more views? This is like.. The best thing ever!

This might just be the best video on youtube.

Why can't I get enough of Darth Vader saying, "I fed up with this whurlld!"? XD

9 minutes of pure gold

This was uploaded 10.10.2010, before all the memes blowed up. Gratz

This is the best fucking mashup ever, great job fam

I did not hit her... I deed naaaught!

@corrinflakes9659

8 жыл бұрын

+SkrootNissu Yoctomind But Denny did hit first, not random drug dealer.

@jasper470

8 жыл бұрын

naht*

"Anyway how's your sex life?" Peter cushing's reaction!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Oh Hai Mark Hamill

@sulfur7082

8 жыл бұрын

vry punny

Tarkin's reaction at 6:18 fucking killed me. It matched up way too perfectly.

When the lines are put in this context, it creates a more emotional and interesting story than all of the room

The random shot of the city was genius.

I would love to hear James earl jones say every line in the room

@JediMasterSp0ck

8 жыл бұрын

"you are tearing me apart, Lisa" might actually sound not to bad

Im fairly certain this is why the internet was invented

this is genius

wow, great editing especially with "hi mark"

This is Hayden Christensen's performance in a nutshell

@AugmentationsTV

10 жыл бұрын

Better, actually.

@oliversmith4548

10 жыл бұрын

Oh, come on! Hayden had scenes where he definitely was intimidating in a few scenes in Revenge of the Sith. Well, when he didn't embarrassing dialogue to say...

@redactedredacted6656

9 жыл бұрын

He was good when he didn`t have to speak.

@MrOnomatopoiea

9 жыл бұрын

Oliver Smith You mean when he was actually acting? He did get better towards the end of the movie, at least!

@redactedredacted6656

9 жыл бұрын

MrOnomatopoiea I blame the script .When there was no dialogue you can tell there's a good performance trying to get out.

I love how everyone's called Mark lol.

I loved the "cheep cheep cheep" from Artoo.

@Driven2Beers

10 жыл бұрын

I'll tell you wtf is wrong with U... it's wedged in between T and V. God damned alphabet.

5:44 ''Don't worry about it, I still love you. Are you ok Denny? Hi Denny.''

For some reason that Vader sounds much more menacing and crazy.

what the fuck am i doing i have an English exam tomorrow

@noisyimp

7 жыл бұрын

subscribe log off revise come back and watch tomorrow to unwind after the exam

@lindgrenland

7 жыл бұрын

Oh hi Loudmouth How did the english exam go?

@johnbazy

7 жыл бұрын

Loudmouth I'm supposed to have an exam right now.

@DjPhil94

7 жыл бұрын

Madolite before you were trying to spell your name, Loudmouth was trained to conquer exams!

@aemo6996

7 жыл бұрын

How was the English exam

oh my god i could not control myself while watching this its just too much

Wtf, this is the best video I've EVER seen! Everything works perfectly and the quotations fit soooo well! I really cracked when he said "oh hi Mark" xDDD

"That son of a bitch told me I wu get o in 3 months"

the "tearing me apart" scene had me in tears lmao

This is almost certainly the hardest I've ever laughed in my life. I have to keep pausing it to stop from dying. God bless you.

Two of the greatest films of all time mashed up into one! someone give this man an award!!

"Now, Lord Vader will provide us with the location of the rebel fortress by the time this station is operational." "That's the idea~!" XDDD

This IS amazing- I laughed so much at R2-D2 =D

this is the best thing i've seen all my life

This is literally thebest video on KZread I've ever watched.

Its a jedi, he's on the ship JEDI? WHICH JEDI DENNY WHICH JEDI look it doesnt matter anymo- WHICH JEDI DENNY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

The Snatch mashup is far superior.

GOD BLESS YOU! THIS DESERVES SO MANY MORE VIEWS

I love these videos. Everything is better with Tommy.

4:19 is actually really creepy. Completely insane, psychotic Vader.