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  • @MyMedicinalReality
    @MyMedicinalReality7 жыл бұрын

    Lord of Tenders So-Thicc the Younger Prince Crave Knight Gael

  • @wheresmycar9559

    @wheresmycar9559

    7 жыл бұрын

    Lothric the Hunger Prince.

  • @MyMedicinalReality

    @MyMedicinalReality

    7 жыл бұрын

    Ah man that's good too.

  • @bkhai1041

    @bkhai1041

    7 жыл бұрын

    MyMedicinalReality Crave Knight Kale?

  • @ryanflippinharris

    @ryanflippinharris

    7 жыл бұрын

    AKL ZEN nigga no one eats kale

  • @rafi-us5rw

    @rafi-us5rw

    7 жыл бұрын

    Prince CaLorian

  • @UltimaHeartless
    @UltimaHeartless7 жыл бұрын

    "Running from room to room in his house, shitting in each individual one of them, and sort of letting his hands take control" How the HELL do you come up with stuff like that? You just talk and gold comes spewing out of your mouth.

  • @Skidonic
    @Skidonic7 жыл бұрын

    New mic caused the recording shit to flake out, so I had to do post commentary

  • @lordofgarbageprogenitoroft4147

    @lordofgarbageprogenitoroft4147

    7 жыл бұрын

    Skidonic are you a youtube commentator now

  • @tittie_master_pope_francis3453

    @tittie_master_pope_francis3453

    7 жыл бұрын

    Skidonic you are like critikal but better

  • @mrping6495

    @mrping6495

    6 жыл бұрын

    Skidonic do the nameless burgerking

  • @matriarchofazure7607
    @matriarchofazure76077 жыл бұрын

    I love what you call everything in this game. Ashen Estus = blue powerade, Hunter charm = Oxyclean, etc. Makes me lmao every time.

  • @alexandersong5753

    @alexandersong5753

    2 жыл бұрын

    also the weapons... morne's hammer = piece of notre dame, ringed paired gs = artifacts of mordor

  • @ribbon8546
    @ribbon85467 жыл бұрын

    Fuck, this video was so fat I got here in five seconds and I'm already exhausted.

  • @nomongosinthaworld
    @nomongosinthaworld7 жыл бұрын

    Chickenfinger Leonhard

  • @lustykong7591

    @lustykong7591

    7 жыл бұрын

    LeonLard*

  • @PerfectlyLostMySanity
    @PerfectlyLostMySanity7 жыл бұрын

    Oh big papa Skid has blessed us with another tour de force of sexyness and jelly... I like jelly

  • @trey5wop199

    @trey5wop199

    7 жыл бұрын

    Lost My Sanity who are you

  • @ryanflippinharris

    @ryanflippinharris

    7 жыл бұрын

    raser abdel who are you

  • @koisj8310

    @koisj8310

    7 жыл бұрын

    Ryan Harris who are you *continues this comment train*

  • @lordoftheshadowrealm7513

    @lordoftheshadowrealm7513

    7 жыл бұрын

    kim simmons who are you

  • @PerfectlyLostMySanity

    @PerfectlyLostMySanity

    7 жыл бұрын

    Lord of the shadow realm who are you?

  • @billaros1000
    @billaros10007 жыл бұрын

    Next do the Dancer of the Irithicc Valley

  • @keiko3520

    @keiko3520

    6 жыл бұрын

    Does this look like the face of mercy? Of the thicc valley

  • @MrQuickrebuttle
    @MrQuickrebuttle7 жыл бұрын

    "I am a prestige 4 arena master, and I have a tactical UAV as my killstreak" xD

  • @earosumisu5420
    @earosumisu54207 жыл бұрын

    Alva, Seeker of Splurging Lautrec, the englazed.

  • @IgneousFrizzle2
    @IgneousFrizzle27 жыл бұрын

    "somehow it fcking missed the Goliath running at me with a piece of a cathedral." I'm dying holy god suuuuubed

  • @yugiohguyij
    @yugiohguyij7 жыл бұрын

    *Sees new Skidonic video.* *Zzzip.*

  • @mcwhooperekranami2035
    @mcwhooperekranami20357 жыл бұрын

    8:44

  • @exandil6029
    @exandil60297 жыл бұрын

    Will anyone point out his character is named Chuggernaut?

  • @fearsome-Chan
    @fearsome-Chan7 жыл бұрын

    "He just gonna run over here and cast a Bakugon "😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mikkel8618
    @mikkel86187 жыл бұрын

    Such masterfully insightful commentary, truly blessing us with your in depth knowledge of the art of Player versus Player(PvP).

  • @iEatPancakes4Free
    @iEatPancakes4Free7 жыл бұрын

    never laughed so hard at a DS3 pvp video, really enjoyed the post-commentary!

  • @zaddyb1455
    @zaddyb14557 жыл бұрын

    another thiccessful meme Skidonic

  • @user-js8jh6qq4l
    @user-js8jh6qq4l7 жыл бұрын

    Skidonic this is pure gold, thank you!

  • @manatanks
    @manatanks4 жыл бұрын

    "He's using a piece of Notre Dame Cathedral" Clever. Real clever.

  • @memondayz
    @memondayz7 жыл бұрын

    this has t be one of the funniest dark slouls video i ever watched quality stuff m8

  • @stefanjackson8203
    @stefanjackson82037 жыл бұрын

    Semen demon. That's usually what my victims have called me in the past

  • @Alpha_beef

    @Alpha_beef

    3 жыл бұрын

    Typical faith user

  • @spookytoucan9847
    @spookytoucan98477 жыл бұрын

    Father Skid, the new mic is sounding pretty clean! I think the Discord might be having some trouble though, I'm not well versed with it, but I'm pretty sure I was in before and now I can't seem to see the server? Maybe something with the Patreon bot? Anyway, another great video! :)

  • @spookytoucan9847

    @spookytoucan9847

    7 жыл бұрын

    Awesome :) I've got a buddy who's done a few servers for our old guilds, if you can't find anyone in your circle I can check with him if need be.

  • @grekain1
    @grekain17 жыл бұрын

    The commentary is absolutely hilarious, love it

  • @HavokGeometryDash
    @HavokGeometryDash7 жыл бұрын

    So according to this video the actual lore of the abyss watchers is one of the watchers got sick of the other watchers killing eachother so he ate them all, carrying their weight with him and thus forever making him the weight watcher. Godspeed Weight watcher, because we know you'll sure as hell need speed

  • @scytze
    @scytze7 жыл бұрын

    This kinda of autism i need, subbed.

  • @BobofWOGGLE
    @BobofWOGGLE7 жыл бұрын

    solid name

  • @leomorales6912
    @leomorales6912 Жыл бұрын

    Coming back to DS3 videos, it's weird not seeing people constantly spamming jump attack

  • @isaiahhatch6372
    @isaiahhatch63727 жыл бұрын

    this guy has the best commentary

  • @Vamuree
    @Vamuree6 жыл бұрын

    These videos are the most I've laughed in months. Thank you sir hahaha

  • @dougdimmadome8347
    @dougdimmadome83477 жыл бұрын

    Who the FUCK is my imposter?

  • @mcwhooperekranami2035

    @mcwhooperekranami2035

    7 жыл бұрын

    is Doug Dimmadome?

  • @HalvoPlays

    @HalvoPlays

    7 жыл бұрын

    You rang fuccboi?

  • @dougdimmadome8347

    @dougdimmadome8347

    7 жыл бұрын

    Dylabee I should've known all along

  • @HalvoPlays

    @HalvoPlays

    7 жыл бұрын

    You understand, I cannot have my clones running rampant *Teleports behind you* You're reign of Dimmadestruction ends here.

  • @secondpath5148

    @secondpath5148

    7 жыл бұрын

    Dylabee *Teleports Behind You* Nothing Personnel, Kid.

  • @Penoreo10
    @Penoreo107 жыл бұрын

    Delicious stain-ridden content delivered by your favorite Papa. I normally hate post-commentary, but you didn't script it, which made you keep the magic of your delicious rants. This may be my new favorite vid of yours. #getdownwiththethiccness

  • @UrsineBloke
    @UrsineBloke7 жыл бұрын

    I've been waiting for this since I commented with the idea, thx for remembering to use that chespiece.

  • @diesal_one
    @diesal_one7 жыл бұрын

    Just found your channel, this is amazing.

  • @the_goob
    @the_goob7 жыл бұрын

    When you take a picture if yourself wearing this set, and call it the same name 3 months before this video was made, great minds think alike, papa skid.

  • @derekschatz7694
    @derekschatz76943 жыл бұрын

    5:44 Skid finally cracks

  • @chrissalsop6673
    @chrissalsop66737 жыл бұрын

    That last guy. Using healing in a duel. Either Miyazaki is crying or smiling at this.

  • @bazethespade6500
    @bazethespade65007 жыл бұрын

    More than a PvP master, Skidonic is effectively a Fashions Mentor

  • @kingdro8544
    @kingdro85447 жыл бұрын

    dude you are way too funny i cant even watch the vid cause of all the tears in my eyes

  • @jockringer6437
    @jockringer64377 жыл бұрын

    This is so brilliant.

  • @mitsunesama6604
    @mitsunesama66047 жыл бұрын

    Best commentary of 2017

  • @SirNikurasu
    @SirNikurasu7 жыл бұрын

    I dont know why but I find the title way too funny I paused the video, and the first thing i heard when unpausing again was a burp 10/10 subscribed

  • @ferretprince4054
    @ferretprince40547 жыл бұрын

    i forgot how awesome your commentary is. nice vid.

  • @Sammy-rb1mu
    @Sammy-rb1mu7 жыл бұрын

    skid your by far my favorite dank souls KZreadr

  • @simpleargonain
    @simpleargonain7 жыл бұрын

    your commentary is all that I life for fight now it's too funny

  • @knoll8971
    @knoll89717 жыл бұрын

    Holy heckles you're name is Chuggernaut! That was my main PvP characters name till my save files got corrupted and I had to revert back to my last save which was a long time before. Was already thinking about subbing cause I love the humor, but now I'm subbing for sure.

  • @DiviCaesarAugustus
    @DiviCaesarAugustus7 жыл бұрын

    At " he's coming at me with a piece of Notre-dame Cathedral" I laughed so hard I scared the shit out of my girlfriend and cat! xD

  • @jarrarwinks8470

    @jarrarwinks8470

    2 жыл бұрын

    You lauhed so hard you started a fire in the cathedral.

  • @ChuloInYourCulo
    @ChuloInYourCulo7 жыл бұрын

    At the end there, holy shit was that doug dimmadome? Owner of the Dimmsdale dimmadome?

  • @davidaguayo6629
    @davidaguayo66297 жыл бұрын

    Gotta love those thicc builds.

  • @Lafreshidon
    @Lafreshidon7 жыл бұрын

    Fidget spinning is the new beyblade.

  • @FusionComet
    @FusionComet7 жыл бұрын

    Your post-commentary is hilarious.

  • @MichaelSmith-sl5rv
    @MichaelSmith-sl5rv6 жыл бұрын

    "He pulled out 2 pieces of Mountain Doom on me"

  • @d.robinson6262
    @d.robinson62627 жыл бұрын

    Papa Skid. - Unsateable patches - Anri of Applebees - Horace the Hungry - Chosen Unfed I'm dry I know those were weak

  • @TheManeymon
    @TheManeymon7 жыл бұрын

    Papa Skid knows what bakugan is.... life complete.

  • @constellarnova6782
    @constellarnova67827 жыл бұрын

    It was funny that around my friends I was joking about the Watchers calling them the Weight Watchers or Artorias Fan Club Weeaboos weeks before this video even came out.

  • @fearsome-Chan
    @fearsome-Chan7 жыл бұрын

    That OxiClean joke had me dying

  • @OcarinaGuy978
    @OcarinaGuy9787 жыл бұрын

    *S* *E* *M* *E* *N* *D* *E* *M* *O* *N*

  • @SeanHrecho
    @SeanHrecho7 жыл бұрын

    Skid, you're my favorite comedic DS KZreadr, and I will pledge to your Patreon account. If I was wealthy I would pledge to TakeuchiDS, Rehvion and Otzdarva too, but you have my sweaty factory dollars to yourself.

  • @alfonshedstrom9859
    @alfonshedstrom98597 жыл бұрын

    I must admit, the commentary is 👌

  • @impluto4497
    @impluto44977 жыл бұрын

    Or the "Onion Ring Knight" while duel wielding the Ringed Knight Greatswords :D

  • @matriarchofazure7607
    @matriarchofazure76077 жыл бұрын

    'Weight watchers'. This is exactly what I called them before this vid. Nice XD

  • @arrax8241
    @arrax82417 жыл бұрын

    ''Weight watchers'' fuckin hell man dunno why but this really cracked me up xD

  • @BackstabberVuk
    @BackstabberVuk6 жыл бұрын

    lol, the commentary, kkeep the good work! :)

  • @BloodRavenSkull
    @BloodRavenSkull7 жыл бұрын

    Fat Iron Tarkus next.

  • @unknownuser-ff2xx
    @unknownuser-ff2xx7 жыл бұрын

    what does the 2nd group of symbols that are below the stamina bar mean?

  • @lizmccullough6533
    @lizmccullough65337 жыл бұрын

    beautiful

  • @ApocalypseForeseer
    @ApocalypseForeseer7 жыл бұрын

    Add Shiva of the Feast to the list of future videos.

  • @godot9407
    @godot94077 жыл бұрын

    You have inspired me

  • @zackral34
    @zackral347 жыл бұрын

    I honestly love Valorheart, it's such a cool weapon

  • @ohthehorror4278
    @ohthehorror42787 жыл бұрын

    I love this

  • @ninjaboylaoprime
    @ninjaboylaoprime6 жыл бұрын

    "fidget winning" IM CHARLEY SHEEN

  • @mizoudelavega6441
    @mizoudelavega64417 жыл бұрын

    what you need to win in ds3 -some extra thicc fashion souls -high ground

  • @duhokstar1441

    @duhokstar1441

    7 жыл бұрын

    Mizou DeLaVega and shit ton R1's

  • @salahad-din9168
    @salahad-din91687 жыл бұрын

    Aw fuck I wanted to do this ages ago when the mad phantom invasion worked.

  • @luizantonio2907
    @luizantonio29077 жыл бұрын

    straight out of fatorias training camp, the obese watchers

  • @Eirikar_
    @Eirikar_7 жыл бұрын

    I thought I was the only one who said blestus. I'm not alone (Blessed infused Caestus)

  • @servit0r
    @servit0r7 жыл бұрын

    good stuff

  • @DenDrake5722
    @DenDrake57227 жыл бұрын

    Skidonic your freaking hilarious

  • @jm5887
    @jm58875 жыл бұрын

    1:10 guess we now know how he got a piece of Notre dame

  • @Teeny_Sanguini
    @Teeny_Sanguini7 жыл бұрын

    subscribed just because of the title

  • @Redex208050
    @Redex2080507 жыл бұрын

    Papa skid my body is ready

  • @razzbunare445
    @razzbunare4457 жыл бұрын

    thats some nice art oh wait

  • @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo6305
    @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo63057 жыл бұрын

    "Piece of a cathedral" "Quasimodo'd me" Send help, I can't stop laughing

  • @wojciechogloza6428
    @wojciechogloza64286 жыл бұрын

    When people ask me what do I️ get off to I️ link this video. Hehe

  • @QuarterMasterGaming
    @QuarterMasterGaming7 жыл бұрын

    need to do a fat cosplay with the pitchfork being a big dinner fork

  • @TheRPGentleman

    @TheRPGentleman

    7 жыл бұрын

    +QuarterMasterGaming And the butcher knife in the other hand or perhaps the dinner plate shield.

  • @Vrael7777
    @Vrael77777 жыл бұрын

    Fuck man, I love those.

  • @CEOofDontCareInc
    @CEOofDontCareInc7 жыл бұрын

    "BOOGIE2988 CUMIN AT YOU ONCE AGAIN WITH THE POWER OF THE INTERNET"

  • @zazollo
    @zazollo7 жыл бұрын

    So when can we expect vaati's new video on the lore connection between farron GS and fidget spinners?

  • @jarrarwinks8470

    @jarrarwinks8470

    2 жыл бұрын

    Still waiting :(

  • @godot9407
    @godot94077 жыл бұрын

    Armor set?

  • @CS-er3ib
    @CS-er3ib7 жыл бұрын

    piece of Notre Dame Cathedral

  • @halalvatron9917
    @halalvatron99177 жыл бұрын

    hefty knight Hodrick or Horace the heavy.

  • @NineMillyKitty
    @NineMillyKitty6 жыл бұрын

    oh, my god! you didn't just reference a cavity creep!! take my sub!!!

  • @infamouse2627
    @infamouse26277 жыл бұрын

    Can w have a compilation of Skid saying "Eat ass" over and over.

  • @uruburus5203
    @uruburus52037 жыл бұрын

    hmm there are 2 dark souls youtubers who use ornstein as thier logo why no one gives smough a little credit...

  • @patches2221
    @patches22217 жыл бұрын

    can you tag channels on KZread?

  • @paxbaldurexe6590
    @paxbaldurexe65907 жыл бұрын

    did you do a grill glove voice over by chance master lord skidonic

  • @yugiohguy
    @yugiohguy7 жыл бұрын

    How did they taste like?

  • @xander3491
    @xander34917 жыл бұрын

    10/10 commentating xD

  • @mitsunesama6604
    @mitsunesama66047 жыл бұрын

    What amines do you watch senpai

  • @henryalbrecht2930
    @henryalbrecht29307 жыл бұрын

    Skids you're fucking hilarious. You should consider a career in comedy. I can see you doing comical commentaries on a range of topics, from sports to news, and I'm sure it'd be funny.

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