Danielle Cohn is the definition of “I’m not like other girls.”

@atlaswood1515

5 жыл бұрын

True that

@brandonfrankcom3455

5 жыл бұрын

Plays roblox.?😠

@nataliev846

5 жыл бұрын

*top definition

@fIusymptom

5 жыл бұрын

CamoSocks they are calling them a hypocrite.

@ididnot3063

5 жыл бұрын

"Holo"

Even if she’s “14” she still dated a 17 year old when she was 11

@metrea3179

4 жыл бұрын

bobcakes _ it’s not even the fact she dated someone who is 17, it’s the fact that a 17 year old thinks it’s ok to date someone who is 11

@metrea3179

4 жыл бұрын

bobcakes _ 11 year olds don’t know any better most of the time. 17 year olds should and it’s concerning that they don’t

@everetti8943

4 жыл бұрын

The most disgusting thing about her is that she acts like an adult, her mum is just ew too

@aepixel7747

4 жыл бұрын

Danielle Cohn when she was 11: *dates 17 y/o* Me (11): *watches yt all day*

@milcahrafon

4 жыл бұрын

Crap, that's a minor. Jezzuss, what is wrong with dizz people😕

This is the time we should start appreciating JoJo Siwa

@thesinginghufflepuff5638

5 жыл бұрын

Sally's Nuggets yes

@anaescobar8746

5 жыл бұрын

Sally's Nuggets say it louder for the Dani fans

@kissarococo2459

5 жыл бұрын

@@ethanbrown6188 as long as she desn't pull a Miley Cyrus on her fans she has my respect.

@theeggsquidzidboi7324

4 жыл бұрын

Yeaa XD

@tylerwilson3507

4 жыл бұрын

My 5 year old niece loves Jojo

Danielle: “I had A dyslexia” Me: I just lost all hope in humanity

@strawtifulbonnie9363

4 жыл бұрын

*agrees in latin african caribbean english pace

@strawtifulbonnie9363

4 жыл бұрын

@@cheyluvscats3122 Lol 😂😂😂

@BTSARMY-ec9zl

4 жыл бұрын

Omg TRIGGERED 😭😂

@zuzukram

4 жыл бұрын

I think she meant errrrrr

@anwarakkad4020

4 жыл бұрын

Just one dyslexia

“I’m always super honest with you guys* *literally lies about being pregnant and getting married*

@sarahthegrapes2528

5 жыл бұрын

*and her age*

@ethanbrown6188

5 жыл бұрын

*And about her boyfriend's parents*

@anaescobar8746

5 жыл бұрын

macie Perez and the fact that her boyfriend and her broke up because he would’ve gone to jail for dating her underaged self

@tyronetalam8488

5 жыл бұрын

And then that newer issue with her now ex

@kendallearley65

4 жыл бұрын

Oh and the house they just lied about

She said she “had” dyslexia, THERE is NO cure for it, its a lifetime thing. Wow dani, learn.

@raquelhernandez1209

5 жыл бұрын

You can grow out of it..but ya no cure. Lol. Two of my kids have it and they're teacher for dyslexia told me they will have it for the rest of their lives but they can grow out of it.

@shaloamnenja12yearsago29

5 жыл бұрын

ye, oh shit. Here comes some more dislexias

@NTheDragon0

5 жыл бұрын

How can you cure something that isn't a disease or illness? It's a learning difficulty, you can overcome it even if it takes a long time. Yes you might still struggle. But even the worst cases can learn how to read and write eventually.

@shaloamnenja12yearsago29

5 жыл бұрын

-N- Tertain, you can learn to read and write with it but dyslexia will always effect you.

@jasminebutler4321

5 жыл бұрын

learning that will take awhile XD

-Dani "Im 15!!" -Me "I swear she was 15 for like 3 years-

@Scarecrow_Crane

2 жыл бұрын

Someone: so, how long have you been 15? Dani: A while.

James: She is either 12 or 14 Also James: She is 3 weeks old

James:‘I am a nonce’ Also James: ‘no I’m not’

@brandonfrankcom3455

5 жыл бұрын

Kk

@michaelastandridge8617

5 жыл бұрын

James again: But I am The. Again: NO IM NOT

@estherp1335

5 жыл бұрын

“I don’t really feel like grooming children today, not today anyway”

@cancerousfetus9889

5 жыл бұрын

“Im not a nonce, im just a nonce”

@alexiscarmel4082

5 жыл бұрын

“Well yes. but no”

"This is the laundry, like... room where you do your laundry" I had no idea

@vladaling219

5 жыл бұрын

same thing as- This is the bedroom.. like, a place called a bedroom where there is a room and a bed

@alyviaplaysroblox9216

5 жыл бұрын

THesE ArE My FaViRoTe StAiRs ThEy Go Up

James: *you all have dirty minds don’t you?* June 2019: *69k likes...*

@mallikb2446

4 жыл бұрын

August 2019: *76k likes*

@s.s5120

4 жыл бұрын

Sep 79k

@that_girl4527

4 жыл бұрын

80k

@grimsrana

4 жыл бұрын

81k likes

@weather6508

4 жыл бұрын

82k likes

So.. she’s 11 and got held back ONE year, how’d 11 get to 15??

@susansanborn5686

4 жыл бұрын

she did say after that she got held back more times after that... but kids in elementary school don’t get held back more than once, if at all lmao it also wouldn’t explain the fact that her mom uploaded a video in 2012 saying her daughter was 6 years old

@beefoster7623

3 жыл бұрын

@Susan Sanborn I think they can be held back multiple times I don't know anyone who has, but I do know 6 other people+me that have been held back once.

@TMonster1206

3 жыл бұрын

Well at the moment shes 14 so....maybe she did get held back a bunch? But if she did she wouldnt be in 10th or anything, I dont know how to do the math but if she kept getting held back she would be in like....8th grade or some shit idfk

@monomakesmecrystill1252

3 жыл бұрын

@@TMonster1206 you can only be half back one year in school in the USA by law like her audience doesn't know because they are kids but girl is making shit up

@monomakesmecrystill1252

3 жыл бұрын

@@beefoster7623 By law in the USA where Danni is you can be held back once anything more is illegal

*"Having followers does not make you a better person."* *-James Marriott 2019*

@PhillipKunze

5 жыл бұрын

It might make you feel like ome but it dosent make you a better person

@joytutherworld4224

5 жыл бұрын

Phillip Kunze honestly facts

@jaejaehyunnie_bequietdontc7997

5 жыл бұрын

yes pls😂😂👏👏 it's a fact👏👏👍👍

"you're barley out of the womb" *I'M DEAD*

@aroojaslam9159

5 жыл бұрын

you're reading this in your head ‘barely’

@basicallyme8205

5 жыл бұрын

*wheat*

@michaylac.9277

5 жыл бұрын

you're reading this in your head . And now she apparently has a baby in her own womb

@lainsupremacy7372

5 жыл бұрын

*barely

@certifiedsploink

4 жыл бұрын

“barely” but lmaoo

Danielle: I have over 3 million fans who love me That’s the biggest lie I’ve ever heard most of her “ Fans” are “haters”

@erica450

4 жыл бұрын

Amateur Artist lmao if she was actually thirteen then all her haters are worse for bullying her

@BladeMichaelisTHEBANANAQUEEN

4 жыл бұрын

xXiTs a me eRicAXx hey she wants to pretend to be an adult and yeah I say adult cause she wears lingerie and thongs on her channel but hey we’re bullies honestly I don’t care if I’m going to be considered a bully or not but I’m just waiting until she tells the truth at least once. But uh anyways yeah I’d hate on her in public cause uh she’s done a lot of things that if she really was 15 even if she’s 13 my family would say is a choice and a sin but uh hey fake a pregnancy and bash on other people’s parents even though yours have raised you to show off your body. 👌🏼👍🏼

@Nothin2seehere-e4z

4 жыл бұрын

Blade Michaelis Well why aren’t you targeting her mother?

@militantman

3 жыл бұрын

Most of her "fans" are 40 yo divorced dads.

Danielle: bullies someone Oh well, it doesn’t matter, i have over 3 million followers who will still love me

@viktorialiskova7111

5 жыл бұрын

ppl that follow her are only: 1. perverts 2. brainwashed kids 3. haters that want to be the first one who will dislike her video 4. ppl who forgot their password for their old account on youtube

@moonsunismarried

5 жыл бұрын

@@viktorialiskova7111 HAHAHAHA SO TRUE! Psychopaths too😈

@user-ns1np7um2y

4 жыл бұрын

@@moonsunismarried Lets not insult psychopaths now...

@moonsunismarried

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-ns1np7um2y I'm sorry dear hooman🤣

@elmariajin9857

4 жыл бұрын

@@viktorialiskova7111 😂😂😂😂so trueee...

As a proud dyslexic person. I give you James Marriott of KZread the permission of taking the mick of dyslexia.

@sam812010

5 жыл бұрын

COMRADE SNAIL I SALUTE YOU

@vvebis6447

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@starstreakalex7372

5 жыл бұрын

was gonna do it anyway lmao

@dulloldrob5857

5 жыл бұрын

Hi max

@Bread_4225

5 жыл бұрын

SKateboard yo

Danielle: *gets "pregnant"* Also Danielle: *iT dOeSnT mAtTeR bEcAuSe I hAvE 3 mIlLiOn FoLloWeRs*

“I am the alcohol of KZread” -James Marriott 2019

My best friend has dyslexia and she’s passed all her classes and with honors... hmmm

@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario

5 жыл бұрын

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT

@zuzu6864

5 жыл бұрын

One of my classmates also has dyslexia and he also passed all classes.... So... Double the *hmmmmm*

@theirs5461

5 жыл бұрын

I got dyslexia and I’m passing me mocks no problems

@lifewithme1417

5 жыл бұрын

Grecia Nardulli same I had it 2 Nd I did just fine I’m a A B student😂

@duckilyart7429

5 жыл бұрын

Disabilites affect people differently??

Thicc papi has returned

@evie_8063

5 жыл бұрын

Your Mum we have the same fucking user name 🤠

@okokok44

5 жыл бұрын

JajJjajsjahd papi

@skye3943

5 жыл бұрын

@@evie_8063 What about me?

@myst_zed9703

5 жыл бұрын

*No homo tho"

@meanieeheart4236

5 жыл бұрын

your mum has entered the chat

If ur the alcohol of youtube then im always drunk

“oh look a butterfly.. i wanna strip” im dying rn 😂😂

She "had dyslexia" Where did it go, you can't fokin cure it.

@Hi-ge7hr

5 жыл бұрын

phoebe yea boi is it bad i was thinking she was going to say "i had dyslexic" 😂

@Isabella-bt9xg

5 жыл бұрын

phoebe yea boi You can grow out of it

@minimuminimum

5 жыл бұрын

Isabella Eisenbach I’m not disagreeing but she said she had it rlly bad, and it kept her back a couple years, so therefore I’m gonna think that her dyslexia is gonna take a long ass time to get to the point where she isn’t gonna struggle badly.

@franticpug6310

5 жыл бұрын

I’ve had it since brith if this kid found the cure I want it

@phoebe9712

5 жыл бұрын

@@franticpug6310 same

*why James is better than Danielle* 1. He’s actually funny 2. He doesn’t play the same freaking background music every *video* 3. He’s the definition of real thicc 4. He don’t lie to us (actually who knows but who cares) 5. He’s still thicc *why Danielle is better than James* 1. Jk, no ones better than James

@vvjuliesgamingmore4296

5 жыл бұрын

i nEeD yOu

@broseidon1658

5 жыл бұрын

He is the definition of thicc.

@lalicornepayete7114

5 жыл бұрын

Cakey Wakey you talking about being thick as a compliment makes people unconsciously associate thick with beautiful and makes people wanna Photoshop and do this even more

@cakeywakey5605

5 жыл бұрын

La Licorne Payete i deelpy apologies sir/miss. I didn’t mean it like that. It was Never my intention to make anyone feel self conscious about their image . I hope you’ll accept my apology - Cakey wakey

@lalicornepayete7114

5 жыл бұрын

Cakey Wakey I don’t know if that’s second degree or not but if it isn’t then You don’t owe me anything but I hope your understand what I mean I am not trying to be that annoying person who corrects everyone on everyythey do

"I am the ALCOHOL of KZread. Lets all get *cRUNK* " -JAMES MARRIOTT 2019 That's actually iconic-

This guy makes me proud to be British 🔥😂

@chi2153

3 жыл бұрын

You and me both 🇬🇧

@girlbossgirlrotgirlmoss

3 жыл бұрын

_colonialist noises_

“I’ve been tracking her progress over the last few months” *FBI OPEN UP!*

@ryandeane427

5 жыл бұрын

I subbed

@ttvrexisucks4844

5 жыл бұрын

CozyHi 😂😂

@CozyHi

5 жыл бұрын

Ryan Deane thanks Ryan!

@Yes-qf9dv

5 жыл бұрын

69 dislikes on the video wow

@weirdcucumber8925

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

Danielle: I have 3 million people who care about me Me: Then why do you keep lying to them?! You’re not pregnant, you’re most likely 13.

@ashleighcollins8207

5 жыл бұрын

This comment aged pretty well haha well predicted my friend

@anaescobar8746

5 жыл бұрын

PhanIsMy SpiritAnimal SHE IS

@th69quantum99

4 жыл бұрын

@Acid Cotton there's something fishy about a yt employee.

@libbywalsh7725

4 жыл бұрын

When you want to make a meme but your a parent

@euphoricren9309

4 жыл бұрын

You can be pregnant at 13 though?

You’re the FUNNIEST KZreadr I’ve EVER watched! Not exaggerating! 👏🏻

@uncultureddog5226

4 жыл бұрын

Sure it's not because it gave u a 4 inch growth 0:53

I watched this in front of my mom... *OOPS.*

@uncultureddog5226

4 жыл бұрын

YoU dId An OopsIE

"The Umbrella AcadeME" honestly yassss

@matthewdefreitas3704

5 жыл бұрын

Do you know when seoson 2 is coming

@genesisesquivel9121

5 жыл бұрын

@Josh Dun is stealing Tyler's pet Cheetah Jason FIRST OF ALL I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC and same

@genesisesquivel9121

5 жыл бұрын

@Josh Dun is stealing Tyler's pet Cheetah Jason I LOVE PALAYE ROYALE

@genesisesquivel9121

5 жыл бұрын

@Josh Dun is stealing Tyler's pet Cheetah Jasongirl yes ua got an insta?

@genesisesquivel9121

5 жыл бұрын

@Josh Dun is stealing Tyler's pet Cheetah Jason yes we love making friends over the Internet

'i have a balcony and im IN the closet' I LOVE JAMES OHMYGOD

@jacklott48

5 жыл бұрын

anxious rainbow FINALLY SOMEONE MENTIONED IT

@mariabarker-young3685

5 жыл бұрын

What does this mean?!

@leahdoherty2090

5 жыл бұрын

anxious rainbow skskks

@Swedishkittyshots

5 жыл бұрын

@@mariabarker-young3685 oh you poor,innocent kid...

@olliewaller3416

5 жыл бұрын

what a FAT mood right tho

so then that means her dyslexia is “severe” because i have dyslexia quite badly and i haven’t been held back at all.... if your doing shit at school, go to a specialist school🤦‍♀️😂

“I have a balcony and im in the closet” ... o h?! Is james ok?!! X’D

@urgayuncle6082

3 жыл бұрын

James is apart of the LGBT i believe

“I’m waiting for Danielle Cohn to make a mistake” oops she already has 🤰🏽

@kermitsuicide1174

5 жыл бұрын

Bet its fake

@maykell7027

5 жыл бұрын

shes mistake herself

@ashanticlarke5706

5 жыл бұрын

Daz no she hasnt

@claudiastewart6512

5 жыл бұрын

Thank god she was lying

@simoncollignon4437

5 жыл бұрын

Her parents made a mistake 11 years ago

“imagine ur brain had testicles... well it doesn’t get better dickheads” i can’t

Danielle Chon a girl. Girls:We don’t own her I-

7:10 threw on is my favorites 😂 Are you a f*** VEGTABLE😂

"this is our mansion" "we live here" *closet isn't filled, everything's empty* "GotCHa!!¡!¡"

@jecd4298

3 жыл бұрын

double check the closet, i think i’m there

Dani: “I’m anorexic.” Me: Do you even know the definition of “anorexic....”

@jasondean4451

4 жыл бұрын

Jadelyne22 ikr

@annaf2091

4 жыл бұрын

The goose ate my flip flops she’s claimed to be anorexic because she didn’t eat dinner once. 🙃 anorexia is a mental disorder (not a weight disorder, not everyone with anorexia is bone thin, however it’s common.) with 2 different subtypes, restrictive and binge and purge. either way, both subtypes are characterized solely by an unhealthy relationship with food, yourself, and low self esteem. you develop obsessive, and competitive behavior over nutrition, diet, exercise, and the way you look. take me for example, i eat less than 1000 calories a day, i restrictively measure my food, i weigh myself multiple times a day, i’m very competitive to see if i weigh less than other people, and i get very happy if i do, i obsessively exercise, pretty much all of my behavior is textbook restrictive subtype anorexia behavior. but i’m still overweight, due to hypoglycemia. she’s really stupid if she thinks skipping dinner is anorexia. just ask the people who go into cardiac arrest due to severe anorexia. 🙃

@ashelyhuizar4849

4 жыл бұрын

@@annaf2091 yeah I used too eat 400 calories a day

@ashelyhuizar4849

4 жыл бұрын

@@annaf2091 and I went to a eating recovery center

@annaf2091

4 жыл бұрын

Ashely dusty i’m sorry glad you got the help you needed, i know how hard it can be to recover. proud of you💕

Daniel in milion dollar mansion Daniel:Laundry room is where you do your laundry Me in average house Me-shining from dignity and not being brainless

@mariag2056

4 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of this one time when me and some other kids were presenting for STEM. This girl and her group had a project that was at least 1000 dollars worth of plastic, wood and other useless shit while my group had a pathetic woodwn box with a plastic coke bottle sticking out the side. At the end, both of us got a 98% grade on the presentations. And everyone clapped lmao

@kamranhussain7221

3 жыл бұрын

*Danielle lol

Last time I checked she had 1.3M followers .. And that was a minute ago😂😂😂

If James is the alcohol I need to go to rehab

@darchenie-4752

5 жыл бұрын

@@mechykb8624 i see ur comments everywhere

@Tee-cm1pp

5 жыл бұрын

darchenie - LITERALLY SAMEE

*porky pies* how British can you get James 😂

@walterclements3433

5 жыл бұрын

He Was Born In Switzerland Surprisingly And He Is One Of The Most British People I’ve Seen

@walterclements3433

5 жыл бұрын

@Stella Kennedy uhh....uhhh You Get Gulag

@13bot.

5 жыл бұрын

Yes He Does Get Good

@jan_kest

5 жыл бұрын

Still Waiting For Him To Say "Juicy Bits".

@goodjobeli

5 жыл бұрын

I'm Joining This Thread Just To Say.......Beans.

Nobody: Middle School boys at sleepovers: 5:53

No one: Literally no one: Danielle: "This is my favorte part."

@mayormayo1853

3 жыл бұрын

Me when I’m showing someone a video and they don’t laugh

I have dyslexia and I was honestly so prepared for you to make a dyslexia joke. I wanted it to happen.

Dani Cohn:*exists* James: im about to end this Mans whole career

@emmaagreste532

4 жыл бұрын

she doesn't have one 😩😩😩😂😂😂

@elmariajin9857

4 жыл бұрын

@@emmaagreste532😂HA! On point..

@elmariajin9857

4 жыл бұрын

So truee 😂😂

@mortimer4544

4 жыл бұрын

Girls* 😂😂😂

@SlowedAesthege

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm about to end Danielle's existence"

"I'm not going to make a joke about dyslexia..." *george memeulous has entered the chat*

The mansion isn't even up to code you cant have a fireplace in a bedroom

@aliioana8586

3 жыл бұрын

Yes you can but it depends on the state (since Dani is from the US). So many homes have fireplaces in the master bedroom. They’re usually (if not always) gas, not wood burning.

umbrella acadeME That's the most relatable tuning you've said

Right when he made a unbrella academy joke I subscribed

@ClungeWizard

5 жыл бұрын

Suuuure it definitely wasn't because your peenid would grow 4 inches

@ryanlock1101

5 жыл бұрын

yeet tyy umbrella*

@kirby9422

5 жыл бұрын

You’ve made the right choice, I promise he’s not a nonce

@mayacskn

5 жыл бұрын

It sucks

@kitb6052

5 жыл бұрын

Your new Welcome to the shit hole that is James mariott

When I was 11 I was not allowed to paint my nails and she has these freaking long acrylic nails. My mum would die.

I swear she brags and lies about everything.. Dani- "I have 3 million followers" Also dani- "I dont photoshop" And also dani- "im getting married" Dani again- Im 15!! Dani...- "im pregnant" And also she has a boyfriend like every month I really wonder when she will stop Dont take this seriously and go at me, im jus speaking fax 👀

bang energy isn’t for people under 18 but they’re paying a 14 year old to promote them

@DaHomie-tm5eo

5 жыл бұрын

And her viewers are still on the sperm cell race so barely any sales will come either

@colekavanaugh4559

5 жыл бұрын

@@DaHomie-tm5eo If you've seen the screenshot she posted of her Instagram stats page when she hit 3 million followers, you'd have noticed that almost 2/3 of her followers are 18 - 24 years old.

MY EVENING PLANS ARE SORTED, IM SO HAPPY YOU POSTED, POPCORN IS READY

@jadezini4676

5 жыл бұрын

I stopped studying for this shit. I love this man

@dangusmangus7878

5 жыл бұрын

Jade Ross that’s no good

@jadezini4676

5 жыл бұрын

Dangus Mangus I got back to working right after (;

@rubybellestone5684

5 жыл бұрын

Jade Ross ^^^mood bro ;)

i like how when danielle said "i could literally walk on here" mikey responded with "yeah, until you die ahaha."

“Look a butterfly!” :o “:O *mixed Dani noises and child noises*”

James: FRASER! Fraser: *ʰᶦ*

@mariag2056

4 жыл бұрын

Do they live with each other? I'm asking because I always see him in his videos

@amanhasni3783

4 жыл бұрын

Akire they used to!! recently fraser moved to his own place i think!!

@mariag2056

4 жыл бұрын

@@amanhasni3783 really? I knew they were both European, but I never knew they were directly associated

@amanhasni3783

4 жыл бұрын

Akire yeah! they’re friends!! :)

@confusedslamon

3 жыл бұрын

I read it as eraser-I-

I'm dyslexic and dyslexic jokes are fun lol

@moonshroom5632

5 жыл бұрын

Cheyenne Is My Name lol me too

@kerryporadek7065

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@judeabbas2986

5 жыл бұрын

IDEN - No they actually spelt everything right

@kerryporadek7065

5 жыл бұрын

@@judeabbas2986 iden doesn't get the joke

@kerryporadek7065

5 жыл бұрын

@@mooma10 oh my bad I was totally not joking

who's here after she was exposed

"news flash it gets worse" Well. Time to throw myself off my balcony 😊

James: Waiting for her to make a mistake Dani: IM PREGNANT 🤰🏼 😂 What a coincidence

@sk8heada571

4 жыл бұрын

KIM TAEHYUNG INFIRES MAN! Nobody new it was totally faaaakkeee🤡

@lnbdofficial7140

4 жыл бұрын

Sa- Cri- Fice !!!! 😤😤😂💀

0:12 James : I’m always ready for Daniele to make a mistake Danielle: married and now pregnant

@crispysalads

5 жыл бұрын

She’s not pregnant. It’s all fake,

@elisabettadeangelis1444

4 жыл бұрын

@@artdeco777 How do you know?

@sk8heada571

4 жыл бұрын

KIM TAEHYUNG INFIRES MAN! Are you stupid? Of course it would be fake😂ain’t nobody that stupid to believe it was true and if you thinks someone did think it was tru then you are just insulting their intelligence

@user-gp3pk2tb4j

4 жыл бұрын

@@elisabettadeangelis1444 watch all drama about her :)

@user-gp3pk2tb4j

4 жыл бұрын

@@sk8heada571 ikr

You're a louder version of pyrocynical, but you're just as entertaining

Dani: this is the laundry room where you do laundry Me: ah dani here the floor is made out of floor

I heard a rumour that James made an umbrella academy reference

@whatthefrank5941

5 жыл бұрын

I heard a rumour that James is a honey bear in disguise

@emilys.j4768

5 жыл бұрын

Can't wait for seiries 2!! Number 5 and klaus are 😍😍😍

You’ve grown so much holy shit, so proud of you x

She’s 13 like me, but I know my age, act my age, dress my age ( do hoodies count) , and I haven’t dated before

@laureng.8759

4 жыл бұрын

Im actually 15 but instead of acting older I act 12 lol

@farods8playz755

4 жыл бұрын

I'm ten and play with lego

@kamjam7627

4 жыл бұрын

I'm 12. I sometimes act like at least a mature 20 year old and sometimes with friends I will act like a god damn 8 year old. However, I have dated. Though in my opinion, 5 year olds are more mature than Daniel; because at least 5 year olds don't pretend to be a grown up unless they're playing house or something.

@rjstudios21

4 жыл бұрын

I'm glad you act your age. Hopefully that helps you to be very successful someday :)

“I got a balcony and I’m in the closet.” I’m dead af

Best part of the vid was finding out James watches the Umbrella Academy too

@aquarius_aaliyah_1033

5 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeessss

@abijohnson3231

5 жыл бұрын

Isabella Klaus obvi

"who the hell is behind the camera?are you a fucki*g vegetable?" That had me dying😂

@igiveup5585

4 жыл бұрын

Judita are you from balkan maybe?

@juditastimac1178

4 жыл бұрын

crazy goat yes,Croatia

James: *makes tua joke and says he loves the show* Me: *YES*

james: im not going to judge her age or talk about it. also james: sHeS onLy tHrEe wEeKs oLd!!!!!

She is like a real life Roblox girlfriend

@pixelplatformer2964

4 жыл бұрын

Um, ok. I don’t know if you’re into that but I’m not gonna judge..

@jaidenoptional8761

4 жыл бұрын

gasp

@jynxcey2841

4 жыл бұрын

Phineas and Ferb

@GreatTasteMurder

4 жыл бұрын

YEAH LOL a girl who always wear crop top A girl who lies about her age A girl who is trying to be "thicc" A girl who is perfect

@markermemer6010

4 жыл бұрын

Coco Melon coco melon bad

"I've got a balcony and I'm in the closet, two can play that game" 😂😂

"I am the alcohol of KZread" -James Marriott

"I'm the alcohol of youtube" that is amazing

"MATE, YOURE BARELY OUT OF THE WOMB" had me crackin

“Porky pies” as if you weren’t British enough

I love how Fraser just pops out from behind you very adorable

I binged all yours and Alex's Danielle Cohn vids yesterday and then this appears in my sub feed. Good timing.

Danielle Cohn: bang energy Me:”spits out bang”😑 Edit: and she can’t even drink it! It says that it’s an 18+ drink because it has so much caffeine😕

“Growing up I had very bad dyslexia...” Me: Weird flex but ok

@jamie7237

5 жыл бұрын

Faithy Booo i love ur profile picture

@pavneet05

5 жыл бұрын

Yayyy Grayson

@HarriWasHere

5 жыл бұрын

*_G R O W I N G U P_*

@harveyvalentine3818

5 жыл бұрын

besides, its incurable and a lifetime thing i HAD very bad dyslexia

@joeebiden_

5 жыл бұрын

no no she had A very bad dyslexia

*i had dyslexia* *hunty, where tf did it go*

@mabby69

5 жыл бұрын

it went to alaska

@tirzxh

5 жыл бұрын

Dyslexia is to good for her

@mia-qd7ym

5 жыл бұрын

bella thorne took it

@mmg6379

5 жыл бұрын

I was just about to say😂. I think you can manage it, but it DEFINITELY won't go away.

Someone: I don’t about you! Dani: But I’m feeling 22!

Old video but this made me laugh out loud so many times! Loving it

Hey James, are you the one that gave Alex his hickey?

@quackkith

5 жыл бұрын

Abby the Dancer it was george lololol

@edenm6822

5 жыл бұрын

Is that even a question

@applebeezez5142

5 жыл бұрын

Oh Yeah Yeah George who? Like what's his last name?

@applebeezez5142

5 жыл бұрын

Oh Yeah Yeah ohhh TRUE

"either way 12 or 14 you shouldn't be wopping out your baps on the internet"

7:52 Ah yes the man of my dreams. Such a gentleman

Just hit that 1inch thx so much James!!!

8:15 when you win the lottery and your dad who left 3 years ago suddenly returns home

@nnif4519

5 жыл бұрын

This is proper funny

@kawaiichan2707

5 жыл бұрын

XD

When her English was good *dyslexia has leave the chat*

@failinggaming9717

5 жыл бұрын

Left*

@lendavkanguru3520

5 жыл бұрын

@@failinggaming9717 r/woooosh

@carb7089

5 жыл бұрын

@@failinggaming9717 r/woooosh

@ponokin2532

5 жыл бұрын

@@failinggaming9717 r/woooosh

@bonk8316

5 жыл бұрын

Suz A r/woooooshie

Ah I just started following this channel and I love it so much😂💕😂

We aren’t talking about the TUA reference enough in this comment section

My face when Daniele said “this is where we both sleep” 😧🤯

Thanks for uploading. I’ve been crying for a good two hours

@morganmcbride6213

5 жыл бұрын

but the video is only 10 mins long

@knaloxone4986

5 жыл бұрын

ᏠᏗᏕᎷᎥᏁ wow you too?!

@fro4734

5 жыл бұрын

You okay ?

@skiddadle8245

5 жыл бұрын

Hashtagger relatability

@FormulaLibby19

5 жыл бұрын

Morgan Mcbride omfg stfu

That thing about dyslexia piss me of because she lied about dyslexia when I have it

Thank you James I was at the Doctor when I subscribed.....