Dan and Phil play BUCKET OF DOOM!

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DAN
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Пікірлер: 5 900

  • @aglstars
    @aglstars6 жыл бұрын

    “When I go, bury me with my Amazon package.” iconic

  • @julia-gorman

    @julia-gorman

    6 жыл бұрын

    Amazon Phil

  • @gianneemirarivera7833
    @gianneemirarivera78335 жыл бұрын

    dan is very witty in a more practical and realistic way, but phil is very strategic and smart because he's so imaginative and uses anything to get out of the situation. i love it, two different brains

  • @SpeedyCheetahCub

    @SpeedyCheetahCub

    3 жыл бұрын

    The left brain and the right brain. Dan and Phil.

  • @kyocera1618

    @kyocera1618

    3 жыл бұрын

    Speedy Cheetah Cub *Y E S!*

  • @mimiHTcat
    @mimiHTcat6 жыл бұрын

    ‘how would they hear you?’ phil, are you underestimating dan’s vocal chords? have you not heard his gaming channel screaming? boy has LUNGS

  • @sleepyzombiehitoshihero9321

    @sleepyzombiehitoshihero9321

    5 жыл бұрын

    Im sure phils heard it 😉

  • @jacketlady6712

    @jacketlady6712

    5 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @jazzymarzullo122

    @jazzymarzullo122

    5 жыл бұрын

    cat ✨ long lungs?

  • @user-yy4lv7pw6t

    @user-yy4lv7pw6t

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@sleepyzombiehitoshihero9321 fuckkk 💀💀💀

  • @virmaspice4482

    @virmaspice4482

    5 жыл бұрын

    Phil is probably deaf in at least one ear by now so he forgets how loud Dan is

  • @clarezammit3228
    @clarezammit32286 жыл бұрын

    Can we just appreciate Dan's hoop earrings because they are oN pOiNt.

  • @ribbon9187

    @ribbon9187

    4 жыл бұрын

    Clare Zammit I was about to say that 😂

  • @kmations4049

    @kmations4049

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes fAm

  • @saranicole5898
    @saranicole58986 жыл бұрын

    “You ruined Steven’s birthday. It was his first probing, and you ruined it.”

  • @winsomejester67
    @winsomejester676 жыл бұрын

    If Dan drank a shrinking potion he’d be normal person size

  • @etefanyt245

    @etefanyt245

    6 жыл бұрын

    Chloe Hirsch true!

  • @rivers3857

    @rivers3857

    6 жыл бұрын

    Chloe Hirsch stop this madness XD

  • @min_i247

    @min_i247

    6 жыл бұрын

    lmao XD

  • @Mary-xe2lj

    @Mary-xe2lj

    6 жыл бұрын

    Chloe Hirsch lol truth

  • @hafizaliff7329

    @hafizaliff7329

    5 жыл бұрын

    most likely

  • @jamiejo2000
    @jamiejo20004 жыл бұрын

    Dan’s better at picking reasonable answers BUT Phil’s better at bullshitting to make his answer make sense lol

  • @zhouan786
    @zhouan7865 жыл бұрын

    bold of you to assume that the amazon delivery package wouldn't have a delivery dude who knew exactly where you are and ripped his way through the soil and wood to give you your package

  • @morganadelacour

    @morganadelacour

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's what I was thinking!

  • @duckduckno

    @duckduckno

    4 жыл бұрын

    he was buried with it

  • @tylersoap6065

    @tylersoap6065

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bold of you to assume Amazon delivery people care that much about getting your package to you

  • @zhouan786

    @zhouan786

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@tylersoap6065 I have faith in their services

  • @itsumani33

    @itsumani33

    4 жыл бұрын

    This gave me a good laugh 😂

  • @kennaisnotanalien8248
    @kennaisnotanalien82486 жыл бұрын

    During Interactive Introvers, Dan and Phil will.... go to the arctic circle, hang out with penguins, have some margaritas, and have a good time

  • @ryantrue4844
    @ryantrue48446 жыл бұрын

    Poor Steven having his first probing ruined by laxatives

  • @MichiiTejeda

    @MichiiTejeda

    6 жыл бұрын

    shit... literally

  • @emma-zi5uc

    @emma-zi5uc

    6 жыл бұрын

    I read this before i saw that part and was confused as fuck

  • @largebladderboy

    @largebladderboy

    6 жыл бұрын

    ...i read this before i watched it and i'm so confused

  • @mars7609

    @mars7609

    6 жыл бұрын

    Crazy Cat I was as well

  • @peridot3849

    @peridot3849

    6 жыл бұрын

    Clods

  • @lamedragon3323
    @lamedragon33236 жыл бұрын

    "They're One Direction fandom; they'd just find out." I confirm

  • @ashleypearce3859

    @ashleypearce3859

    4 жыл бұрын

    lame dragon at times we work harder than the FBI 😂

  • @jonleftthedisco

    @jonleftthedisco

    3 жыл бұрын

    coming back to this in 2020

  • @jeanz638

    @jeanz638

    3 жыл бұрын

    Agreed

  • @Prince_S._Park

    @Prince_S._Park

    3 жыл бұрын

    free vip tickets to see ot5? I'll definitely find out

  • @bethgravelingxo

    @bethgravelingxo

    3 жыл бұрын

    me too lmaoo

  • @beckygoestogigs
    @beckygoestogigs6 жыл бұрын

    Dan definitely won with the 1D card

  • @Skye-fs7on

    @Skye-fs7on

    5 жыл бұрын

    100% without a doubt

  • @puglover7985

    @puglover7985

    4 жыл бұрын

    No doubt!

  • @fairyanakin

    @fairyanakin

    4 жыл бұрын

    Skye period and especially now with this month being the 10 year anniversary 😳😳

  • @sophialambropoulos5579

    @sophialambropoulos5579

    3 жыл бұрын

    as a member of the 1D fandom for 10 years i can confirm that he is fact correct we would kill for vip tickets

  • @natashaO-O

    @natashaO-O

    3 жыл бұрын

    oh absolutely, i learned a lot about the 1D fandom in 2020 and i can confirm

  • @KellieValentine
    @KellieValentine6 жыл бұрын

    Dan seemed so convinced of his yoga mat snowman logic and it was the worst plan ever 😂😂😂

  • @Lionhearted626
    @Lionhearted6266 жыл бұрын

    I thought dan had it with the skinny jeans and phil totally swept it away.

  • @nevershoutemma3637
    @nevershoutemma36376 жыл бұрын

    Honestly Dan's interpretation of the 1D fandom is valid

  • @Charmynox
    @Charmynox6 жыл бұрын

    Phil, you are using the knitting needles and wool incorrectly. You're supposed to knit all the snakes a little sweater and then the danger noodles will be warm and happy and not bother anyone.

  • @josie5073

    @josie5073

    5 жыл бұрын

    wholesome

  • @silverrraven5349

    @silverrraven5349

    4 жыл бұрын

    So wholesome... how has the phandom not killed or corrupted you yet?

  • @user-yp2ms8dj2u

    @user-yp2ms8dj2u

    4 жыл бұрын

    Danger noodles ......... I love you lol

  • @skullfr4gments

    @skullfr4gments

    3 жыл бұрын

    can i hug the snakes i love snakes

  • @twentyonediscoboys9729

    @twentyonediscoboys9729

    3 жыл бұрын

    Or you could just stab the snakes( sorry for snake lovers I am one to but if it came to my life I would kill one)

  • @eliek.5611
    @eliek.56116 жыл бұрын

    Phil: "I'm a fragrant lad..." 😂😂😂

  • @chimpjo9528

    @chimpjo9528

    6 жыл бұрын

    Good job you were able to write down what you saw in the video

  • @savannah4541

    @savannah4541

    6 жыл бұрын

    up until that last card

  • @stellajobe565

    @stellajobe565

    6 жыл бұрын

    The adorable little smile he did after he said that

  • @andrewdiedfromasolarflare

    @andrewdiedfromasolarflare

    6 жыл бұрын

    Then he was even more fragrant... just not a nice fragrance

  • @incognito_0-028

    @incognito_0-028

    6 жыл бұрын

    When I read this comment, I could only think of one thing: *PRAGANANANT*

  • @sarahdowling4798
    @sarahdowling47986 жыл бұрын

    Dans answers:logical Phil’s answers: random , yet he won twice

  • @KT-ki8ik

    @KT-ki8ik

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sarahneedstostop only in the phandom is a ferret shagging a plane full of snakes to death labeled "logical"

  • @sarahdowling4798

    @sarahdowling4798

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kuljeet Thind agreed

  • @aurora5092

    @aurora5092

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kuljeet Thind Or absolutely indestructible skinny jeans

  • @lunchsire

    @lunchsire

    6 жыл бұрын

    Pretty much shows who's the Left and who's the Right Brain.

  • @moperkp7868

    @moperkp7868

    6 жыл бұрын

    1D fans digging him out from his grave

  • @ChicknLord
    @ChicknLord6 жыл бұрын

    “Ruined Stevens birthday” Poor Steven

  • @yaboimagnus4776

    @yaboimagnus4776

    5 жыл бұрын

    my brain went to steven universe

  • @FnegThomin

    @FnegThomin

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@yaboimagnus4776 Same

  • @Samshoutsadventure
    @Samshoutsadventure6 жыл бұрын

    I could make anything my door L a d y d o o r

  • @wickedwitchofpeterickloves410

    @wickedwitchofpeterickloves410

    6 жыл бұрын

    yes

  • @thatonepancakecoveredinsyr4124

    @thatonepancakecoveredinsyr4124

    6 жыл бұрын

    Samshoutsadventure flash backs

  • @saturn._.9975

    @saturn._.9975

    6 жыл бұрын

    *war flashbacks*

  • @marshmellobunny5112

    @marshmellobunny5112

    6 жыл бұрын

    **War flashbacks**

  • @nope.2657

    @nope.2657

    6 жыл бұрын

    I was thinking the same thing and honestly it is not okay

  • @JustaPhan
    @JustaPhan6 жыл бұрын

    wow if the shade were any thicker I could've sliced it with a knife LMAO

  • @katelyn13579
    @katelyn135796 жыл бұрын

    Dan is right about the 1D fandom tbh

  • @ietjesiobhan

    @ietjesiobhan

    6 жыл бұрын

    Katelyn Murphy and I am proud to be a part of it tbh

  • @jayden6885

    @jayden6885

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ietje Siobhán Same

  • @lovebotcalum

    @lovebotcalum

    5 жыл бұрын

    and i’m prouddd yes dannnnn

  • @ajs_sam

    @ajs_sam

    5 жыл бұрын

    As a part of the fandom I can confirm he was

  • @alorah8648
    @alorah86486 жыл бұрын

    "Did they have that...in the...20s?" *cough* The Titanic sunk in 1912.

  • @evajo910

    @evajo910

    5 жыл бұрын

    no one in particular the 1900’s is the twentieth century.

  • @laurenwhite2121

    @laurenwhite2121

    5 жыл бұрын

    Evaya Gonzalez yeah but when people say the 20’s they’re referring to the 1920’s

  • @overlyemotional1186

    @overlyemotional1186

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact my great grandfather had a ticket for the titanic. Luckily something came up at his furniture shop he was selling and he had to miss it.

  • @naomioflinn1779

    @naomioflinn1779

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah thats the 20th century so they almost got it right

  • @fazedlocseryu5093

    @fazedlocseryu5093

    4 жыл бұрын

    Overly Emotional so if he went on the titanic you could have not been born?

  • @natsumielena8843
    @natsumielena88436 жыл бұрын

    Honey, This Piano Ain't Big Enough For The Two Of Us, DiCaprio by My Chemical Romance

  • @lavendermoonart7036

    @lavendermoonart7036

    5 жыл бұрын

    By Fall Out Boy*

  • @mayablooom

    @mayablooom

    5 жыл бұрын

    By Panic! At The Disco **

  • @saritab28

    @saritab28

    5 жыл бұрын

    This is a masterpiece

  • @paypalroyale1995

    @paypalroyale1995

    5 жыл бұрын

    What just happened????

  • @moontaeilspersonalyn7008

    @moontaeilspersonalyn7008

    5 жыл бұрын

    Natsumi Elena YAS

  • @JustaPhan
    @JustaPhan6 жыл бұрын

    Phil: "There's a bunch of grannies going to Bingo Island who can knit the snakes together for us!" Dan: *"I'LL hAve A fErreT ShAg THeM aLL tO deAth!"*

  • @brianlion2776

    @brianlion2776

    6 жыл бұрын

    If you think about it they both are really dark

  • @Tara-ys3ft

    @Tara-ys3ft

    6 жыл бұрын

    Dan: “YoU’rE gOiNg To KnIt ThEm ToGeThEr?”

  • @AJPlayinGames

    @AJPlayinGames

    6 жыл бұрын

    I honestly thought he was gonna say the grannies would knit tube sweaters for the snek friends...

  • @miralostinwords9703

    @miralostinwords9703

    6 жыл бұрын

    Two types of people...

  • @lizspratley6129

    @lizspratley6129

    5 жыл бұрын

    yass gurl

  • @justicemarie3675
    @justicemarie36756 жыл бұрын

    I love how unbothered Dan is to be probed. He just shrugged.

  • @darklight1543

    @darklight1543

    6 жыл бұрын

    *Dan voice*I CANT BE BOTHERED!

  • @lillymoore3360
    @lillymoore33605 жыл бұрын

    “Honey, This piano isn’t big enough for the both of us” the new hit single from My Chemical Romance

  • @mckayla1609

    @mckayla1609

    5 жыл бұрын

    honey this piano isnt big enough for the both of the new hit single from my chemical romance by fall out boy

  • @haydenmicheal7891

    @haydenmicheal7891

    5 жыл бұрын

    Did you just use "new" and "My Chemical Romance" in the same sentence?

  • @mckayla1609

    @mckayla1609

    5 жыл бұрын

    ....by panic! at the disco

  • @--shotgunsinners--1634

    @--shotgunsinners--1634

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@haydenmicheal7891 crying now

  • @aaronbowman9367

    @aaronbowman9367

    5 жыл бұрын

    Why do you have to do these things to me?

  • @sin9346
    @sin93466 жыл бұрын

    Main flaw in the shrinking potion is that smaller things have less body heat, so you'd freeze much faster

  • @luciacowen3894

    @luciacowen3894

    5 жыл бұрын

    Shush don't be smart

  • @marianaanastasiei3519

    @marianaanastasiei3519

    5 жыл бұрын

    r/nobody asked

  • @fazedlocseryu5093

    @fazedlocseryu5093

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks didn’t actually know that

  • @peepeecrusher5765

    @peepeecrusher5765

    3 жыл бұрын

    nerddd

  • @michaelfixedsys7463

    @michaelfixedsys7463

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your metabolism wouldn't slow down, so you'd actually generate MORE heat if you shrunk.

  • @palmadennise
    @palmadennise6 жыл бұрын

    Welcome to DanAndPhilGAMES! Where we arrive at the arctic circle hang out with penguins and have some margaritas

  • @5tarshaped
    @5tarshaped6 жыл бұрын

    *”WHY WOULD THEY WANT THE CORPSE OF YOUR HUSBAND?!”* Daniel Howell 2k18

  • @macy3262

    @macy3262

    6 жыл бұрын

    TheyCallMeJewels 👌🏻

  • @pestoisnice3827

    @pestoisnice3827

    6 жыл бұрын

    I read this as they said it...

  • @tealwashablemarker8886

    @tealwashablemarker8886

    6 жыл бұрын

    i don’t know dan, why wouldn’t they want your corpse?

  • @dino-nq4kh
    @dino-nq4kh5 жыл бұрын

    phil: im a fragrant lad /giggles at his own joke/ dan, unfazed:

  • @jaclynduellman5126
    @jaclynduellman51265 жыл бұрын

    8:58 “and I say” *shrugs*. DAN!!

  • @escandalu

    @escandalu

    3 жыл бұрын

    Slaps alternatively

  • @astridgalindo7885
    @astridgalindo78856 жыл бұрын

    How to get out of tricky situations, just violantly shit all over the place

  • @bloomwrites

    @bloomwrites

    6 жыл бұрын

    Mood

  • @Summer-ko4qt
    @Summer-ko4qt6 жыл бұрын

    “ I could make anything my door” Even Phil’s *lady door* ?

  • @phanicattheblackparade1254

    @phanicattheblackparade1254

    6 жыл бұрын

    Summertimepanda no because ... I think you know what I'm going to say

  • @aleciswatching4260

    @aleciswatching4260

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lmao it makes me laugh that he couldn't maintain eye-contact when he said that

  • @grace-dilaradavey6215
    @grace-dilaradavey62156 жыл бұрын

    my life goal: *•clinging on to my butch for dear life* *•titanic sinks* *•i have my floatation device* *• arrive at the arctic circle* *•hang out with the penguins* *•get my margarita* iT's aLL gOoD!

  • @zahxu
    @zahxu6 жыл бұрын

    can we just take a moment to appreciate dan's single earing

  • @besia3776
    @besia37766 жыл бұрын

    ''I'm flying Jack, I'm flying'' flashbacks to first PINOF

  • @FriendlyHamroll

    @FriendlyHamroll

    6 жыл бұрын

    SECOND PINOF! HOW COULD YOU!

  • @FriendlyHamroll

    @FriendlyHamroll

    6 жыл бұрын

    But same tho! :)

  • @besia3776

    @besia3776

    6 жыл бұрын

    OH MY GAWD, SHAME ON ME! Thanks for correcting me ;)

  • @FriendlyHamroll

    @FriendlyHamroll

    6 жыл бұрын

    NO problem shister gotta help.

  • @lillibellehanes5836
    @lillibellehanes58366 жыл бұрын

    Q: What would you do if you were gonna get probed? Dan: I would wear tight clothing Phil: *I would shit all over their spaceship :)*

  • @booperdooper9892

    @booperdooper9892

    6 жыл бұрын

    Omg same they are both hilarious😂

  • @rencatVT

    @rencatVT

    6 жыл бұрын

    I thought Dan had it with that round but I was clearly mistaken! :)

  • @hologeist7284

    @hologeist7284

    6 жыл бұрын

    Had me crying

  • @pan-cake8534

    @pan-cake8534

    5 жыл бұрын

    Shitship

  • @hearts4gyu
    @hearts4gyu6 жыл бұрын

    Cards against humanity who?

  • @incognito_0-028

    @incognito_0-028

    6 жыл бұрын

    Tbh that game is so fun

  • @beth7132

    @beth7132

    4 жыл бұрын

    Incognito _0-0 it’s fun until the youngest (me) gets the “how did i lose my virginity” card and everyone in the family at christmas has to suspect how i lost my virginity and i had to sit there in silence whilst they threw hetero cards and me and i’m a lesbian. anyways yes it’s fun

  • @ameliamueller302
    @ameliamueller3025 жыл бұрын

    thIS piANo aIn'T Big eNouGh FOr ThE BotH oF uS diCaPRiO

  • @jakebello7988

    @jakebello7988

    3 жыл бұрын

    GO FRICKIN ICE POP

  • @gabis736
    @gabis7366 жыл бұрын

    I'm gonna watch this video, head to the Arctic Circle, chill out with the penguins, and drink a margarita

  • @kel9455

    @kel9455

    6 жыл бұрын

    YAS

  • @KatieReganuk

    @KatieReganuk

    6 жыл бұрын

    Be careful not to get shagged by Dan's ferret

  • @hufsa239

    @hufsa239

    6 жыл бұрын

    This reminded me of Dan's iconic margarita blog😂😂👌

  • @saturn._.9975

    @saturn._.9975

    6 жыл бұрын

    I’ll see you there

  • @bee_bch
    @bee_bch6 жыл бұрын

    They protecc They attacc But most of all The eclipse is bacc

  • @lettucetypepokemon

    @lettucetypepokemon

    6 жыл бұрын

    Beth xxx YEESSS

  • @tadhgknight3484

    @tadhgknight3484

    6 жыл бұрын

    KarenFeodora Shirt

  • @aditibiswas3121

    @aditibiswas3121

    6 жыл бұрын

    YEA BOIIIIIII!

  • @graciepar9039
    @graciepar90396 жыл бұрын

    Dan said Hiatus.... Clique: "NeVeR aGaIn WiLl We HeAr ThAt WoRd!"

  • @autumnhayes5713

    @autumnhayes5713

    4 жыл бұрын

    The combo of your name and picture is perfect

  • @skullfr4gments

    @skullfr4gments

    3 жыл бұрын

    this didn’t age well .

  • @georgiastratton3278

    @georgiastratton3278

    3 жыл бұрын

    At least he didn't specify how long said hiatus was

  • @phanicatthedisco5693
    @phanicatthedisco56935 жыл бұрын

    they should have tied because everyone knows what he 1D fans are capable of

  • @elizabethx1139

    @elizabethx1139

    4 жыл бұрын

    I.. your username.. I live

  • @christopherthiel6627

    @christopherthiel6627

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh my god your username. I am LOVING it

  • @Gloria-ey3tn
    @Gloria-ey3tn6 жыл бұрын

    Phil is the reason why aliens won't come to earth. such a fragrant lad:^)

  • @jessnevermind3397

    @jessnevermind3397

    6 жыл бұрын

    I was eating when he said his answer I laughed so much I chocked on my food

  • @Gloria-ey3tn

    @Gloria-ey3tn

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jess Nevermind 😂😂

  • @Momo-bu3le

    @Momo-bu3le

    6 жыл бұрын

    Crybaby Fan Ol Phil IS the alien

  • @Gloria-ey3tn

    @Gloria-ey3tn

    6 жыл бұрын

    LIyre MIND BLOWN😂

  • @kaitlin5941

    @kaitlin5941

    6 жыл бұрын

    3

  • @stopgerardthatswaytoofar8286
    @stopgerardthatswaytoofar82866 жыл бұрын

    Hang out with penguins Get a margarita

  • @MP-xv3qn

    @MP-xv3qn

    6 жыл бұрын

    Olivia Rose life goals tbh

  • @Blink182bae

    @Blink182bae

    6 жыл бұрын

    And have a good time.

  • @thisisme5911
    @thisisme59115 жыл бұрын

    8:57 DAN'S REACTION!!!! KEEP IT PG MAN!!!!

  • @PicklesAndThings
    @PicklesAndThings6 жыл бұрын

    THE EARRING YES

  • @VictoriaPutinski
    @VictoriaPutinski6 жыл бұрын

    Dan describing having a VIP ticket to 1D Literally what's happening with VIP ticks to II lol

  • @duhhjax5210
    @duhhjax52106 жыл бұрын

    phil's underestimating the one direction fandom

  • @morganabananabug
    @morganabananabug6 жыл бұрын

    As a member of the one direction fandom I can confirm that we would be able to sense that ticket and dig Dan out 😂

  • @gachajames5481

    @gachajames5481

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @abbynormal7981
    @abbynormal79815 жыл бұрын

    How iS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT DANS SNIFFLE AT 5:57

  • @kirishimaw3725

    @kirishimaw3725

    3 жыл бұрын

    I didn’t even notice it but HOLY HECK IM CACKLING😂😂

  • @ohmystars8618
    @ohmystars86186 жыл бұрын

    Phil: Its full of dilemmas me: Same bucket, same

  • @kaytanna
    @kaytanna6 жыл бұрын

    as a snake owner, i can say that knitting needles and wool was a good idea, make a cozy sweater for the snakes and then they will just snuggle up and be a good danger noodle

  • @Elena-kg8tz

    @Elena-kg8tz

    6 жыл бұрын

    A good danger noodle

  • @cosmiclasagna

    @cosmiclasagna

    6 жыл бұрын

    This is amazing.

  • @colleentaylor2308

    @colleentaylor2308

    6 жыл бұрын

    that’s so cute wtf

  • @mysticashes5384

    @mysticashes5384

    6 жыл бұрын

    "danger noodle"

  • @zwinny0408

    @zwinny0408

    6 жыл бұрын

    I have a question... Have you ever thought about how snakes are just dragons who lost there legs... That was a stupid question I'm sorry.

  • @adriascott3327
    @adriascott33275 жыл бұрын

    With the 1D ticket description, you basically just described my reaction if mcr got back together.

  • @michaelinthebathroom7560

    @michaelinthebathroom7560

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well, it's a good thing I found this comment when I did.

  • @jocelynlucas9670

    @jocelynlucas9670

    4 жыл бұрын

    *_hits different, huh?_*

  • @kisbored2189

    @kisbored2189

    2 жыл бұрын

    little did you know

  • @adriascott3327

    @adriascott3327

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@kisbored2189 oh my god I forgot all about this 😭

  • @kisbored2189

    @kisbored2189

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@adriascott3327 fair enough

  • @quinn9037
    @quinn90375 жыл бұрын

    I literally burst into laughter with Phil's last answer

  • @weirdestalien4571
    @weirdestalien45716 жыл бұрын

    Phil: I'm flying Jack Dan: *war flashbacks*

  • @siyanageorgieva514

    @siyanageorgieva514

    6 жыл бұрын

    Weirdest Alien 👽 your user name was perfect 👌🏼 for this vid. I’m proud you commented!

  • @weirdestalien4571

    @weirdestalien4571

    6 жыл бұрын

    Siyana Georgieva OH MY GOD NOOOO 😂😂😂

  • @softfie
    @softfie6 жыл бұрын

    ‘a sweaty yoga mat’ *flashbacks*

  • @nemdot_

    @nemdot_

    6 жыл бұрын

    *oh god*

  • @eva-kp6jh

    @eva-kp6jh

    6 жыл бұрын

    *i remember*

  • @spyderleota4228
    @spyderleota42285 жыл бұрын

    "They're the One Direction fandom, they'll find out" Daniel, don't expose us stalking everything related to One Direction!

  • @user-pc1uk6rn5z
    @user-pc1uk6rn5z5 жыл бұрын

    "Phil, the one direction Fandom, they just find out" YHEA WE DO DJDJJDHDJD THAT'S ACTUALLY A SOLUTION DJDHDHDH

  • @bloomwrites

    @bloomwrites

    5 жыл бұрын

    Idk the 1D fandom trends things that aren't even confirmed so im pretty sure Dan has the last 1D ticket underground would be trending too

  • @feefee221100
    @feefee2211006 жыл бұрын

    'I could make anything my door'....lady door

  • @thedemagorgon7361

    @thedemagorgon7361

    6 жыл бұрын

    Albert the Pug my thoughts

  • @siyanageorgieva514

    @siyanageorgieva514

    6 жыл бұрын

    Omg Phil is shook in his grave with his Amazon package

  • @KallianaCorus
    @KallianaCorus6 жыл бұрын

    Dan definitely won the coffin one w/ the 1D fans... (sorry Phil)

  • @maobear

    @maobear

    6 жыл бұрын

    KallianaCoru i was gonna say this, we know everything hahah

  • @Melissad-gj7dp

    @Melissad-gj7dp

    6 жыл бұрын

    ...yes we do...😂

  • @bloomwrites

    @bloomwrites

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hehe. Don't doubt the Directioners

  • @crankismyratfatherdontfact6295

    @crankismyratfatherdontfact6295

    6 жыл бұрын

    Wouldnt they kill him tho 😂😂😂

  • @crankismyratfatherdontfact6295

    @crankismyratfatherdontfact6295

    6 жыл бұрын

    Dez i would cuz hes already dead inide 😂😂😂

  • @-caitlin-1895
    @-caitlin-18955 жыл бұрын

    8:53 dan just outing himself 😂😂

  • @xxmusicornxx7947
    @xxmusicornxx79476 жыл бұрын

    This the first Dan and Phil video I've seen so far and holy shit I love them.

  • @gnabnahc948

    @gnabnahc948

    6 жыл бұрын

    Holographic Bts :3 hello fellow ARMY!!

  • @ashebenton7173

    @ashebenton7173

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hope you've been enjoying your stay:D

  • @akras_a

    @akras_a

    5 жыл бұрын

    *ive been here for 3 years please send an escape plan*

  • @dipper7109

    @dipper7109

    5 жыл бұрын

    amazing existential danosaur LMAO SAME

  • @akras_a

    @akras_a

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@dipper7109 *did you figure out a way to escape?*

  • @JustaPhan
    @JustaPhan6 жыл бұрын

    So Phil said he'd be Rose in the Titanic movie? I can imagine how that'd go... Jack: "Look for something floating. Some debris... wood... anything." Phil: "Jack, I found something! Come on my ladydoor!"

  • @x4leiy

    @x4leiy

    6 жыл бұрын

    oh my god

  • @x4leiy

    @x4leiy

    6 жыл бұрын

    ily

  • @mateapranjic1134

    @mateapranjic1134

    6 жыл бұрын

    This deserves to get pinned I swear 😂😂

  • @niamh9034

    @niamh9034

    6 жыл бұрын

    L0l

  • @neveelizabeth3391

    @neveelizabeth3391

    6 жыл бұрын

    YES BLESSED CHILD 🙌🏻🙌🏻😂

  • @violetsnotviolence
    @violetsnotviolence6 жыл бұрын

    "I'm Rose in this situation, at least I lived." That was cold, Phil, ice cold.

  • @pushpadesilva655

    @pushpadesilva655

    6 жыл бұрын

    violetsnotviolence omfg You're good

  • @ghosh_tea4847

    @ghosh_tea4847

    6 жыл бұрын

    Haha nice joke, but that means dan is jack 0w0

  • @ghosh_tea4847

    @ghosh_tea4847

    6 жыл бұрын

    Cozy Inferno let it oof

  • @sionednortheast9524
    @sionednortheast95245 жыл бұрын

    being buried alive is actually one of my biggest fears

  • @miawade2182
    @miawade21825 жыл бұрын

    The 1D answer was more likely to happen. 😂

  • @chark2271
    @chark22716 жыл бұрын

    “Bury me with my Amazon package” Phil Lester 2018

  • @ellen3626

    @ellen3626

    6 жыл бұрын

    I loled

  • @dankdannie8442

    @dankdannie8442

    6 жыл бұрын

    DaddyHowell Even when he said that he would shit on everyone to avoid being probed you still chose that to quote. I'm proud

  • @shaniya7914
    @shaniya79146 жыл бұрын

    I'm hoping none of these things actually happen to Dan or Phil, as there is no way they would survive. Unless, of course, Dan is stuck in an air tight coffin with his VIP 1D tickets.

  • @mj7087

    @mj7087

    6 жыл бұрын

    that was the only realistic solution to these dilemmas ;)

  • @shaniya7914

    @shaniya7914

    6 жыл бұрын

    M J Exactly. Always carry around VIP tickets with you and you can get though anything.

  • @letyourselfrest8932

    @letyourselfrest8932

    6 жыл бұрын

    Better yet: An MCR VIP ticket

  • @shaniya7914

    @shaniya7914

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kayla Hawkins What's that sound? Oh, it's the MCR fandom, coming to destroy us.

  • @peytoncooley8778

    @peytoncooley8778

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @devwhite5412
    @devwhite54125 жыл бұрын

    Me: **watches video with friend** Me: lets make a religion Friend:what religion Me: **plays **9:28** -**9:30**** Friend: im in

  • @bloomwrites

    @bloomwrites

    5 жыл бұрын

    What religion

  • @jazmyn7117

    @jazmyn7117

    5 жыл бұрын

    you could make a religion out of this!

  • @anemoia3154

    @anemoia3154

    4 жыл бұрын

    we could make a religion out of this

  • @beebupp
    @beebupp5 жыл бұрын

    "So while everyone's going, 'oh get off my table this piano ain't big enough for the both of us DiCaprio" *shove* I'm ded I lost it I had to pause the video so I wouldn't actually die from choking

  • @jaesugr8077
    @jaesugr80776 жыл бұрын

    Dans one earring is giving me LIFE!👍👌

  • @madelynhostetler4117
    @madelynhostetler41176 жыл бұрын

    If that was true, the one direction fandom would actually find him. That's the sad part lmao

  • @Chloe-wq1hs

    @Chloe-wq1hs

    6 жыл бұрын

    Madelyn Hostetler I actually would 😂😂

  • @humanbean4037

    @humanbean4037

    6 жыл бұрын

    It'd be a race between them and this fandom

  • @DragonTail77

    @DragonTail77

    6 жыл бұрын

    Madelyn Hostetler yeah we’d just know

  • @wayjae

    @wayjae

    5 жыл бұрын

    Tryste Lmao, it's mostly the same people

  • @_agamh

    @_agamh

    5 жыл бұрын

    i would deffently find him

  • @user-zm3zx2ll6r
    @user-zm3zx2ll6r4 жыл бұрын

    ‘They’re the one direction fandom, they’d just find out’ As I directioner, I can confirm that detectives have nothing on us

  • @brunette2235
    @brunette22356 жыл бұрын

    ''Rose had one, in her trunk...'' HAhahahahahHaHHAhaHAHAHah

  • @julia-gorman
    @julia-gorman6 жыл бұрын

    "yOu KnIt ThE sNaKeS tOgEtHeR????????"

  • @fayewettstein6536
    @fayewettstein65366 жыл бұрын

    watching a dan and phil video takes about 7 times longer than it should because i constantly have to rewind *did they really just say that*

  • @callieperkins

    @callieperkins

    6 жыл бұрын

    sAME or i just listen to certain parts over and over to watch their expressions but also SQUEAL

  • @colin8159

    @colin8159

    6 жыл бұрын

    _SAME_

  • @gacha_vxbes3715
    @gacha_vxbes37155 жыл бұрын

    7:49 till this day I still think Dan and his 1D way to get out of a coffin should have won 😂

  • @XSimplyCleanProX
    @XSimplyCleanProX6 жыл бұрын

    the laxatives *OMG*-the fact that would work...I can't-😂

  • @mikahan00
    @mikahan006 жыл бұрын

    Ferret = Mongoose According to Dan

  • @urielectric6305
    @urielectric63056 жыл бұрын

    Phil looks so good what the fruck

  • @faith6833

    @faith6833

    6 жыл бұрын

    Urielectric He really does 🔥🔥🔥

  • @ishipitlikefedex2610
    @ishipitlikefedex26105 жыл бұрын

    snakes on a plane. wait, no. no, that doesn't sound right. Snapes on a plane. much better.

  • @georginanemeth568
    @georginanemeth5685 жыл бұрын

    “I’m a fragrant lad” -Phil Lester 2018

  • @bloomwrites

    @bloomwrites

    5 жыл бұрын

    Protect him

  • @ellieinprogress4180
    @ellieinprogress41806 жыл бұрын

    We all know that Dan won with that VIP One Direction ticket answer

  • @elisecode2212
    @elisecode22126 жыл бұрын

    *questions whether they had blow-up dolls in the 20s but not whether they had magic shrinking potions*

  • @dreemurrdelm7865

    @dreemurrdelm7865

    6 жыл бұрын

    Everyone knows that magic potions were all the rage back then. Sadly they were made illegal by the FDA and most snake oil salesmen have since gone out of business.

  • @juliamae5035

    @juliamae5035

    6 жыл бұрын

    The Titanic didn’t even happen in the 20s, it happened in 1912

  • @tacosmexicanstyle7846

    @tacosmexicanstyle7846

    6 жыл бұрын

    Even more awkward because there were no icy "waves" that night either....

  • @ellafaie

    @ellafaie

    6 жыл бұрын

    Julia With a Book it happened in 1919

  • @ratgirl5167

    @ratgirl5167

    6 жыл бұрын

    Mylifewouldsuckwithoutphan 98 it began sinking April 14, 1912 and was officially underwater April 15, 1912

  • @31nic
    @31nic6 жыл бұрын

    2 seconds in and the homestucks are triggered

  • @moocifer_8996

    @moocifer_8996

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ah so true. -.-

  • @xjay2a

    @xjay2a

    6 жыл бұрын

    It didn't even cross my mind until you brought it up

  • @leoavalos4882

    @leoavalos4882

    6 жыл бұрын

    Don't think it crossed our minds till ya pointed it out -x-

  • @adrianaduke9897

    @adrianaduke9897

    6 жыл бұрын

    I don't get it, why are so many people commenting this?

  • @The_Zap_Bug

    @The_Zap_Bug

    6 жыл бұрын

    That one person my thoughts exactly

  • @mylifeismylaptop8529
    @mylifeismylaptop8529 Жыл бұрын

    1:04 I love when Phil says something weird and then Dan gives a horrified reaction but it’s even better when Phil says something weird and Dan doesn’t hear him and instead Phil reacts to the weird thing he just said 😂

  • @shannonmahla2908
    @shannonmahla29086 жыл бұрын

    Am I the only person who really enjoys when Phil says yee

  • @Kunoichify
    @Kunoichify6 жыл бұрын

    I love how we’ve gotten to the stage where nobody is surprised that Dan is willing to be anally probed by an alien

  • @TheLuuuuuc

    @TheLuuuuuc

    6 жыл бұрын

    shannon marie right? Nobody is talking about that! At least phans should be collecting this as proof!

  • @MP-xv3qn

    @MP-xv3qn

    6 жыл бұрын

    shannon marie just put a condom on it amiright (oh Dan..)

  • @phanicattheblackparade1254

    @phanicattheblackparade1254

    6 жыл бұрын

    shannon marie I would legitimately be worried if he wasn't fine with it

  • @kathrynvanwaart

    @kathrynvanwaart

    6 жыл бұрын

    Luca Moriconi guess there is something as to much prove 🤷‍♀️

  • @21phantasticfandoms63

    @21phantasticfandoms63

    6 жыл бұрын

    shannon marie I know. I love it

  • @malcifer9950
    @malcifer99502 жыл бұрын

    Dan is such a creative story teller lol the descriptions of ferret and the 1D fans had me crying

  • @nayd.k.4364
    @nayd.k.43644 жыл бұрын

    That One Direction ticket scenario is brilliant. So is shitting violently on Steven's birthday (I laughed so hard I didn't know Phil can be that enthusiastic about diarrhea). But Dan. The jeans? That one pair that exposed all the colors of every underwear item you own to us? You're gonna be so probed.

  • @tiredkristine6033
    @tiredkristine60336 жыл бұрын

    “I could make anything my door” hmm makes me think of LADYDOOR 😂

  • @laurenmarsland7599

    @laurenmarsland7599

    6 жыл бұрын

    Y E S

  • @gnatlan

    @gnatlan

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kristine give it up already.

  • @masonm2134

    @masonm2134

    6 жыл бұрын

    NO MORE LADY DOOR

  • @afirstandlastname

    @afirstandlastname

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kristine IT'S TIME TO STOP

  • @laurenpryor1947

    @laurenpryor1947

    6 жыл бұрын

    ACTUALLY SAME WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH US

  • @Luneroz
    @Luneroz6 жыл бұрын

    “I’m fragrant lad” ~Phil Lester 2018

  • @cutieplushtrap
    @cutieplushtrap6 ай бұрын

    dan only wearing an earring on his right ear.. this was his coming out video

  • @exokai3298
    @exokai32986 жыл бұрын

    Prepare to be E N T E R E D

  • @gnabnahc948

    @gnabnahc948

    6 жыл бұрын

    BtsTrash :D hello fellow ARMY!!

  • @exokai3298

    @exokai3298

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kpop is my life hiiiii

  • @mrwhovian4178

    @mrwhovian4178

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hello yall

  • @nuraseo6263
    @nuraseo62636 жыл бұрын

    Dan’s One Direction answer is the most realistic answer in this entire video. Fight me.

  • @giliyaarendofera3344

    @giliyaarendofera3344

    6 жыл бұрын

    Nura Howell If it was MCR Dan would be dead after ten seconds.

  • @plutoniiums

    @plutoniiums

    6 жыл бұрын

    Dan- "I have tickets to the BTS concert in London..." ARMYs-"OMFGGG GIMMIIIIEEE" Dan-*ripped to literal shreds* 😂🌝🌹

  • @carmen2190

    @carmen2190

    6 жыл бұрын

    You are right! 😄.

  • @niallhoranisbae9420

    @niallhoranisbae9420

    6 жыл бұрын

    I won't cause I agree

  • @sam-li8zs

    @sam-li8zs

    6 жыл бұрын

    I see no lies

  • @rainbowshivlers12
    @rainbowshivlers126 жыл бұрын

    Phil is underestimating the power of fangirls....haven't you guys experienced this first hand? i'm truly shocked he would underestimate their abilities.....rip naive Phil.

  • @harshitasrivastava
    @harshitasrivastava3 жыл бұрын

    Phil, that last one was terrifying....

  • @rebeccaseal6438
    @rebeccaseal64386 жыл бұрын

    I haven’t laughed that hard in a while, so thanks from the US

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