Dairy Leigh "My Spreadable Triangle" 1945.
Dairy Leigh "My Spreadable Triangle" 1945.
Lyrics
Oh they used to line up, handsome guys around me, all the time
Fawning and swooning over me so merrily
They used to call me the princess Dairy Lee
Because I used to spread my soft cheesy triangle for all to see
Gently would I unwrap the special foil casing , with the plastic red tab thingy that you have to pull, which never seems to work, and then your left with creamy cheese fingers
Oh gentlemen and jesters, dukes and princes
Wanted to try my soft baps, and my spreadable soft triangle
But alas these days my triangle is dry, and turned to dust
And any man who comes near me, complains that they can smell some kind of must
And then must they go, so
Oh my , unforgettable, truly delectable, badly infectible, pork syringe injectable,
appetite wet-able, insert any type of vegetable, where is my spreadable, soft cheese triangle
Oh someone please
Help me find, that which melts in the mouth, and has no rind, that you can Rub on to some bread, or stuff straight into your head
It doesn't really matter to me
I do it all
And if you think I'm talking about my snatch, well I'm not
I'm just talking about soft cheese rolls
You dirty dirty bastard
You filthy rotten old shit
Why don't you wash you filthy mind with a bar of pervert soap
But wait!
not really ,I was only joking,
And I actually was singing this innuendo filled song
All about my snatch
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"And any man who comes near me complains that they can smell some kind of must" Pure poetry ✏️
All these new AI dirty songs make me want to set up a clandestine AM pirate radio station out of a car in a Walmart Parking lot and spread the word to tune to 1000khz
@LewisFCR
21 күн бұрын
That would be so good!
@mizuhoamvs
20 күн бұрын
Do it! I'll advertise on the station!
@pioneercynthia1
12 күн бұрын
That'd be the best reason to go to Wal-Mart!
@dysnomia-anarchia
12 күн бұрын
Would you sit in your car at Walmart after you bought ice cream sandwiches on Food Stamps and listen to a dirty pirate AM radio station? Ice cream tastes better when the state paid for it.
@dysnomia-anarchia
11 күн бұрын
@@mizuhoamvs You can only advertise for fictional or ludicrous products that would get someone killed or ostracized from soceity... but it's free to do so! Pervertin, Lead Paint, Radium Dial Watches, Cancer Sticks, Asbestos, Agent Orange, Lawn Darts, Bullet Bras, you get the picture! Tell Sora or Udeo to make a catchy 1950's jingle for your favorite disturbing consumerism obsessed Western society product!
Man I can imagine myself putting dime after dime into the jukebox at the bowling alley, to keep this number playing.
It was said an entire regiment of the Afrika Korp surrendered, on condition they got to meet Dairy Leigh. They felt a bit of good German sausage would go down well with a good soft cheese triangle. All they got was a cell with lonely big Hermann.
@LewisFCR
23 күн бұрын
😂
No matter which angle you try, this is a great song. Spread the word...
@LewisFCR
23 күн бұрын
I love how much her music resonates with people, I hope it will spread far and wide ❤️
This is like the music playing in the piano bar in The Naked Gun 2 🤣🤣🤣
I think she's singing about Geometry.
That triangle had too much traffic.
While singing in Benny Goodman's band in the 1940's Daisy married Freckles McGee and quit show business to raise their sons, Iggy and Scabby. When asked if she missed singing she told the interviewer that assisting her husband in his sheet medal business and raising two special-ed kids wasn't really as much fun as it sounded and admitted she had made a horrible mistake.
@LewisFCR
27 күн бұрын
Such a sad loss for music, what an incredible woman she was
@Kroonerguy
25 күн бұрын
The special ed kids were a result of her dusty musky-smelling cheese.
Sure, only currently 481 views. However, 26 likes already. Why? Because this is Fscking Brilliant.
That's Stinky Fingers Magoo on the keys. Get combo Dairy had.
@LewisFCR
29 күн бұрын
Definitely! In my opinion, of all of the big guys that played with her, this line up is my favourite! So tasty the way Magoo enters in at the front. One of the best right hand spreaders of the time imo☺️
@rtt1961
29 күн бұрын
@@LewisFCR Dude, U really know your Dairy!
@TheVideoLounge
19 күн бұрын
And of course Mike Coxbrown on the drums, providing all the great rhythm from behind.
@LewisFCR
19 күн бұрын
@@TheVideoLounge Ah the great Coxbrown, one the big swingers of the time
@TheVideoLounge
19 күн бұрын
@@LewisFCR Indeed, and certainly knew his ride from his finger cymbals.
Good Point...they would NEVER play this over the radio! Especially back in the day!😂❤
Love it
@LewisFCR
3 күн бұрын
@@earlygail ❤️☺️🙏
Wow that was nasty!🤣🤣🤣
Lovely and refined.
LOVE THE ART
@LewisFCR
15 күн бұрын
@@SeaGullArt 😊🙏😊
Congratulations, you somehow made me more gay. ❤
@LewisFCR
27 күн бұрын
I am so glad to hear that! I hope it spreads far and wide🤗❤️
Killer voice ❤
Got Dairy?????😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
The years have not been kind to me..... I went from having a soft cheese spreadable triangle to Having a hard egg prybarable rhombus.
@LewisFCR
25 күн бұрын
😂 That's really sad 😢 it doesn't sound like it would be nice on a water biscuit?
This was done with AI? If so I'm disappointed. I was imagining a nightclub act raunchier than Marilyn Monroe.
Bermuda triangle in my ex's case.
@LewisFCR
16 күн бұрын
@@CapAnson12345 😂🤣😂
Gold
Whaaaaaaat? Sounds like Patsy Cline and Patti Page
Salut les Amerloques ! Alors, on s'amuse comme des p'tits fous... En France, c'est pas la joie, nous n'avons pas ce genre de chansons...
@LewisFCR
21 күн бұрын
🙏😊🙏
@kukipett
17 күн бұрын
Ben, y a La Bite à Dudulle !!
This is AI,,, right ??? Does anyone know what software they are using ??
@LewisFCR
3 күн бұрын
@@Limeaid33 Hello! Thank you for commenting, All the songs on this channel are made using Suno, with the occasional bit of human intervention ☺️
I love songs from ASCAP publisher members ,such as the Robbins Music Corporation and the Miller Music Corporation.
Has the original audio been edited digitally in any way?
@LewisFCR
24 күн бұрын
I believe there may have some splicing toward the end of the original ;) But only to extend to arrangement a little
@welfarebeast8576
23 күн бұрын
THIS IS AI-GENERATED DAMMIT, presented as real from 1945, KZread should BAN THIS SHIT!
over the yrs you both have made me believe it
🤙❤️😇😎🌺🤙❤️😇😎🌺 0:48
i always knew what was real what i knew didn't make any sense
🤙❤️😇😎🌺🤙❤️😇😎🌺 0:38
This is fake /AI-generated. -- prove me wrong
@kukipett
17 күн бұрын
Of course it is and it doesn't make it cheesy
😂 🤔 🤮
You people all ought to be ashamed of yourselves with all this crap!
@LewisFCR
23 күн бұрын
🥰
Hmmm