Death: It is time to go. Diamond: Was i a good resource? Death: No! Death: You were the best!

@warpey5632

4 жыл бұрын

But iron will live forever

@paulswale6342

4 жыл бұрын

Ha get it 😐🔫

@jeffjefferson2043

4 жыл бұрын

Death: Note I said WERE not ARE.

@pixelatedpiez706

4 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure it’s “I’m told you were the best”

@nepoznatistranac4684

4 жыл бұрын

@@pixelatedpiez706 nope

Me: *prepares for a sneeze coming up* Sneeze: *cancels itself* Me: _I have been backstabbed, I have been betrayed, and I have been quite possibly bamboozled_

@criminalalphagacha4575

4 жыл бұрын

A Deer yep so true just like *wut the duck just happened*

@1skitty139

4 жыл бұрын

Omg so true I’m sick rn and that keeps happening

@MasterHall117

4 жыл бұрын

Sarge’s version from red vs blue or somethin else? Other than that I know that pain

@theearthburner6159

3 жыл бұрын

Fail memes to watch before you're dead kzread.info/dash/bejne/nX5_2beppbraedI.html

@theearthburner6159

3 жыл бұрын

Fail memes to watch before you're dead kzread.info/dash/bejne/nX5_2beppbraedI.html

When you discover that it takes 17 muscles to cry: Fitness is my passion

@noobmaster-yh8or

4 жыл бұрын

relatable...

@yurimezurashi

4 жыл бұрын

89.

@OptimisticSturmtruppen

4 жыл бұрын

@@largemonkey1895 Oh well it's gone. Not nice.

@jackepicspeederwolfaj2294

4 жыл бұрын

i didnt know it took 17 muscles to cry

@zangooey7915

4 жыл бұрын

Good meme, 9/10 E’s

People who live in California: exists Daily Juicy Memes at 12AM: allow me to introduce myself

@78jeldre

4 жыл бұрын

For me it comes out @12.pm so if I kept sneaking my phone into the cafeteria and not get caught I could keep watching it during school. I've done it before and I'm in 4th grade so I just have to keep it away from girls,employees,and unpopular kids to not get caught

@kv0n822

4 жыл бұрын

I know right!!

@alissa2791

4 жыл бұрын

Splish Splash not a boomer you are

@GamerB2022LikesTugs

4 жыл бұрын

Relatable.

@coolsped69

4 жыл бұрын

I live in Az so im dealing with your pain

Redstone engineer: *IQ > 160* Commandblock coder: "Those are rookie numbers"

@246bro9

4 жыл бұрын

Guenther Steiner are you kidding me? thats insultingly low

@ledocteur7701

4 жыл бұрын

minecraft moder : Old my beer

@Park_Place

4 жыл бұрын

@@246bro9 >160 means _any_ number *greater than* 160.

@MyShortsAreWet_

4 жыл бұрын

@@ledocteur7701 *O L D*

@pixelatedpiez706

4 жыл бұрын

@Eduardo S. If the sign were facing the number that would be true, but since it isn’t, that is false

Me when I get a bad grade: ,,oh sht!" My cool and rich uncle: *not stonks*

@Woomiasty

4 жыл бұрын

parents when u get bad grade: VERY STONKS

@Marco-ib4ql

4 жыл бұрын

@@Woomiastymum: looks at me badly Me: *not stonks*

@yallukami

4 жыл бұрын

69th like *_nice_*

@Marco-ib4ql

4 жыл бұрын

@@yallukami *Stonks*

@Imperio_Otomano_the_realest

4 жыл бұрын

when i understand physics at 1st grade: *_Stonks_*

Corona virus: * reaches Africa* Ebola: You dare oppose me, mortal.

@ryan_69420

4 жыл бұрын

Bubonic Plague: Ok guys I’m the boss here

@Oliver10327

4 жыл бұрын

ebola is gonna have an epic virus fight with coronavirus

@the_flappy_boi9372

4 жыл бұрын

Ebola:Ho,you're approaching me?

@Scalladosis1234

4 жыл бұрын

Ebola: Are you challenging me?

@siregg8528

4 жыл бұрын

Malaria: *UNLIMITED POWER*

“Screens are bad for ur eyes” Me, using three screens at once: Pathetic.

More like Karen: my child is perfect Her child: enderman in water

@aspicymeatball4026

4 жыл бұрын

Enderman in water holding bedrock in the nether riding a chicken! 😂😂

@theearthburner6159

3 жыл бұрын

Fail memes to watch before you're dead kzread.info/dash/bejne/nX5_2beppbraedI.html

Me: Tries to talk to a hot girl My Brain: ight imma head out

@veerlehacking50

4 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't care if someone is nevous to talk to me😂

@josephharrison8354

4 жыл бұрын

I've just stopped trying. Embracing that single life.

@gingercheesecake7357

4 жыл бұрын

Social skills: ight imma head out

@bitingicecream

4 жыл бұрын

fuck off you joke stealer

@michaskolimowski9351

4 жыл бұрын

True :(

My anime when I'm watching it: 😊😀😁😂 My anime when my mum comes in: *You see that necklace on my chest?*

@memetasticvondank131

4 жыл бұрын

*Oh no! Quickly! Switch To PH, it’s easier to explain!*

can we all take a moment to appreciate how this guy does the thumbnail meme first in his videos

I sneezed so hard in class, EVERYONE stopped and was silenced. It was like I was the best "silencing" protocol for the teachers. And I have to tell you, the class was ALWAYS loud

Google: 10.45: How to become the Senate 11.03: How to kill an angry black guy with his gang of aliens 11.17: Plastic surgery

@KangarooFam

4 жыл бұрын

You gotta dew it.

@memetasticvondank131

4 жыл бұрын

*How to fix but also nerf crippled burned guy.*

@barracudabossman1786

4 жыл бұрын

it’s 0:45 11:3 11:17

@theearthburner6159

3 жыл бұрын

Fail memes to watch before you're dead kzread.info/dash/bejne/nX5_2beppbraedI.html

When you can't think of a good meme: ...

@phantom-106

4 жыл бұрын

lol😉😉

@crazykokebroz

4 жыл бұрын

And it becomes a good meme: I have several questions!

@phantom-106

4 жыл бұрын

@Antôniothegamer gacha e brawl maybe i am anakin Skywalker

@wObBlE73

Жыл бұрын

90L

Me: *rolls over to get comfortable* The person who murdered me: *•-•*

Nobody: My new chemistry teacher:*tells us methods of cheating in a test* Literally everyone at the chemistry test the next day:*cheating* Teacher:*doesent even care, and gives us good grades* Everyone:*happiness noise* Based on a true story

@marihah.

4 жыл бұрын

Reka Korponai OMG really?!???!!!?!!?!?

@neonlight1214

4 жыл бұрын

Wow don't post such lame memes everyone knows and already happened to us

@Euromans_left_braincell

4 жыл бұрын

@@marihah. every single word! 😂 I know it's hard to belive but shecs like ,,They won't need that stuff on the exams anyways" so why not😂😂😂😂

@libraeevee9467

4 жыл бұрын

Tell me this class so I can succeed in math

@jointhecommunistpartywegot9415

4 жыл бұрын

@@Euromans_left_braincell How much is your teacher my starting offer is 2.000$. I want him....now!

Karen: My child is perfect. Her Child: Not vaccinated, not bathed, spoiled, commits crimes, *likes Fortnite*

@Miraj1006

4 жыл бұрын

that gives me shudders, *likes Fortnite* ... Plz no

@fireinthehole_727

4 жыл бұрын

And ice age baby

@RH-bp7zt

4 жыл бұрын

Liking fortnite is a war crime

@jacobraynemercado6450

4 жыл бұрын

No no no!

@mysteriouswatcher3347

4 жыл бұрын

The last one is the best reason the child’s not perfect

Me: relaxes Mom: chores

Memenade: "I'm not a boomer for saying this" Literally everyone: "Ok boomer"

@jainamhandleisntavavailable

4 жыл бұрын

Crypstic Pel ok boomer

@roguezero3427

4 жыл бұрын

Crypstic Pel same

@MasterTwitch45

4 жыл бұрын

Right before he said "I'm not a boomer for saying this" i was already like "OK BOOMER OK BOOMER OK BOOMER"

@PGATProductions

4 жыл бұрын

Crypstic Pel At least he tried to improve our gaming success

@pain2737

4 жыл бұрын

memes take it too far sometimes tbh...this could be the case

Kid:(dies) Oompa loompas:🕺

Grandma and Grandpa: exsist Literally every grandson and granddaughter: STONKS

*Me:* returns to Plague Inc. after 3 year break *My fails:* ah sh*t, here we go again

@ledocteur7701

4 жыл бұрын

*Corona virus* : let me be your model

@user-uj7qn5px8g

4 жыл бұрын

@@ledocteur7701 no, i prefer neurax worm

@ledocteur7701

4 жыл бұрын

​@@user-uj7qn5px8g It's also work.

@Emm1lyn

4 жыл бұрын

*Anti-Corona Virus Potion:* I'm gonna stop you right there

@ledocteur7701

4 жыл бұрын

@@Emm1lyn *Corona virus* : NANI !?!!

Me: *Goes to bed at **21:00** PM because I'm tired* My hyperactive brother who forgets his toy : "Hello there "

@aaronrojas5343

4 жыл бұрын

You were first and you didnt say "first" You got my respect

@1223-apples

4 жыл бұрын

Nice first

@musliemitdermilk3822

4 жыл бұрын

@@aaronrojas5343 thanks 👍🏼

When people say they’re early Me: * that’s interesting but I sure don’t care*

@Z3R0F1V3

4 жыл бұрын

im not early and that doesnt matter, im still a fan of him.

@KangarooFam

4 жыл бұрын

@Z3R0F1V3 It’s only been 15 minutes.

@Z3R0F1V3

4 жыл бұрын

@@KangarooFam you get the idea

Me: *playing Minecraft* Every mob în a 10 mile radius: Hello there!

@memetasticvondank131

4 жыл бұрын

*Eh..*

@KJsuperior

4 жыл бұрын

No

@ThePopuliarkidWithfollowersoni

4 жыл бұрын

Not really

@user-hr6lx9uc6r

4 жыл бұрын

General Kenobi...

@ThePopuliarkidWithfollowersoni

4 жыл бұрын

Тортяныч dude this one sucks really

4:20 OMG!! GERMAN WORDS FOR A ENGLISH COMMUNITY!!! INCREDIBLE!!!!

Karen: My child is perfect. Her child: *-ĐŖÊĚÈÅM-*

@BasicallyBasil0w0

4 жыл бұрын

George the dream hunter

Me: breaks leg in several places School nurse: have an ice packs

Teacher: Why are you late? The bell rang five minutes ago! Also Teacher: The bell does not dismiss you, I DO

@eyesofthecervino3366

4 жыл бұрын

Homeschooler here. . . . So, I've always wondered about that: how *do* you get to the next class in time if your teacher won't let you go?

@dr.vanilla9017

4 жыл бұрын

@@eyesofthecervino3366 You don't.

@trashignited6275

4 жыл бұрын

Just say "No me do" then leave

Girls when they sneeze: Boys when they sneeze: ELEPHANT DYNAMICS

Me: puts 4 socks in washing machine Washing machine: *Three, take it or leave it.*

Me: Puts 6 socks in to the washing machine. Washing Machine: 3 Take it or leave it!

Karen: my kid is perfect Her kid: corona virus

@egg9709

4 жыл бұрын

hello

What I like about Memenade is that the thumbnail is the first meme.

@yurimezurashi

4 жыл бұрын

Same here.

3:45 actually I’m left handed and this happens after 3 minutes.

Teacher: That’s a big cockroach The kid named roach: *strarts dancing*

@billchism2935

4 жыл бұрын

this is so wrong its funny

When You re the first: Something's wrong,I can feel it

@ahren7741

4 жыл бұрын

When youre the first what

@mattheworsumn888

4 жыл бұрын

@@ahren7741 When You re the first commenting(sry for bad english)

@ahren7741

4 жыл бұрын

@@mattheworsumn888 Oh aight i see now

@Auburn_the_Red_Panda

4 жыл бұрын

I doubt your first

He attacc He protecc But most importantly He cares about our Eyes.

@user-en4om4pn6b

4 жыл бұрын

It's KZread black thing?

My dad: how many school assignments do you have left My brain: Zero, i did all of them Me: there are three, actually

Nobody: Literally nobody: That one annoying kid in P.E: I am speed

@scottalexander504

4 жыл бұрын

Mini Insane 555 ? It’s so funny but I don’t understand

@theinsaneone8975

4 жыл бұрын

Eh it’s maybe for my school, but basically they would run a lot and annoy everyone trying to run there laps

@drummerreviewss377

4 жыл бұрын

Mini Insane 555 the annoying ones are the fat fucks who take 20 minutes to run half a mile

@aduckwithagun2888

4 жыл бұрын

@DrummerReviewss you mean the p.e teacher

@rookie9309

4 жыл бұрын

Yes and no

6:46 to the guy that made that meme I'll be there for you bro

These memes just keep on getting better. 😂

Me who can’t remember the last time I heard my grandpa sneeze, “I don’t think I have ever heard him sneeze”

When Asian kid fail the test IGHT IMA BOUGHT TA JUMP

me when my mum let me drink a fizzy drink my brain: I know I'm cool but this makes me EVEN cooler

When someone says a good joke. Me: Not funny didn't laugh. When someone yells *"ELEPHANT DYNAMICS!"* Me: _Exhales air through nose._

Herobrine: *normal spongebob* Disc 13 and 11: *big spongebob* Cave ambient sounds: *ultimate spongebob*

Me: gets coronavirus Mom: it's that damn phone!!!

3:20 and it your grandma

I’m sick of trying Tired of crying Yeah I’m smiling But inside I’m *obama prism*

Me leaves door open Wind slams door Mom: so you have chosen death

What gives people feelings of power Money Status Having the higher ground

My cousin’s had to put their dog down... can we get some F’s please

@twotuneslaxy5997

4 жыл бұрын

f

The freaking Lefty meme.. Oof Lefty's up!😂

When even Memenade tells you to manage your addiction: *CHUCKLES* I'm in danger.

*cure for cancer is discovered in australia* James Charles: *motherfu-*

@MyShortsAreWet_

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@stainlesssteelruler143

4 жыл бұрын

Pls explain

@ziggythemiggypiggy6930

4 жыл бұрын

@@stainlesssteelruler143 I think he's trying to say Charles is cancerous

@stainlesssteelruler143

4 жыл бұрын

@@ziggythemiggypiggy6930 ahh that makes sense, just was confused as to why they mentioned australia.

Boarding a red airliner in 2019: Oh cool, this plane is awesome! Boarding a red airliner in 2020: *Frick frick frick frick frick*

@yurimezurashi

4 жыл бұрын

Coronavirus? Understandable, have a great day.

nobody can: -outpizza the hut -burn netherite -*out obama the prisim*

HAPPY BIRTH DAY MEMENADE

Americans: “other countries holidays are weird” Also Americans: **groundhog appears** *”THE MESSIAH IS HERE!”*

@blades9152

4 жыл бұрын

Organic Bananas it’s popular around the world so get off your high British horse

@Auburn_the_Red_Panda

4 жыл бұрын

r/wooooosh

@blades9152

4 жыл бұрын

Organic Bananas shut up imbecile. That is not what “r/woooosh” means. I got it but you could have just said people idiot. And r/ihavereddit

Me and my friend delivering a note to the teacher's office: 0:42

Sith: * has evil golden eyes * Tai Lung from kung fu panda: * also has evil golden eyes * Me, an intellectual: *TAI LUNG IS SITH LORD CONFIRMED*

4:19 Es heißt: "Du würdest es nicht verstehen", nicht: "Du wördesdest nit verstän"

@sulivan7144

4 жыл бұрын

Ja Isso. Aber ist trotzdem lustig wie der bot das ausspricht 🤣🤣

@Arda_.y

4 жыл бұрын

Das stimmt halt

@mrjolibee7973

4 жыл бұрын

*Sorry, i don’t speak N A Z I*

@user-wf9sz4qd9b

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrjolibee7973 obviously you speak a language which mindset is not that far away from nationalsocialism by saying the N-word in your videos

@hawksnabybird__

4 жыл бұрын

Als ob die deine Nachrichten hier verstehen können! xD Die sprechen doch eh alle nur Englisch lol

Me: “Mom, I donated your old jewelry so other people could wear it. Isn’t that nice?” Mom: “You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?”

That one with the sneezes was soooooo true!!!

I watch these memes all the time and it isn’t just for 7pm at night it’s also really good when you are sad when am sad I watch some fresh memes like this

KZread: 7 likes 4 comments No views

Commenting on Memenade’s videos until he makes Turkey Memes (day 103)

These memes make me laugh internally

Fresh Juicy Meme everyday in the Morning

Bruh that thumbnail, that video is from “dream “

@TheNewGuard

4 жыл бұрын

"DrEEeeEaaaAAAammM"

Day one of commenting on my favorite youtubers until i get recocnised #memenade

The mystery section got me.

I just discovered a small meme format “ I am the walrus Kookoocachoo, trees breathe and so do you.”

Dude you should stop drinking Why? Remember last night? Yeah, but I wasnt really drunk... Dude u almost jumped down from the 15th floor singing I believe I can fly!!

Me: Ha! I'm first. Hate comments: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

@suckomodedrake9188

4 жыл бұрын

Allow me to introduce myself

When u finally defeat the boss at 3am and u hear ur parents clapping *happiness noise*

Diamond: I'm epic Netherite: **gets released** Diamond: sad ore noises

@kristofladanyi3671

4 жыл бұрын

Still, you need diamond to make Netherite stuff.

@Emm1lyn

4 жыл бұрын

@@kristofladanyi3671 its a meme r/wooosh

Can we appreciate how he used the first meme as the thumbnail

Not to brag or anything, but I'm the 69th like

0:36 Wood:You both will be useless without me!

Me: roasts someone Everyone else at the barbeque:

5:11 well obviously you aren't going to do well if you are studying math for a history test.

Damn this was good. Had to giggle out loud several times XD

When you throw a jar of peanut butter at the peanut free table 24 streak kill

Thank you that your meme on the thumbnail is the first meme you show on the video

When u beat the boss at 3am and u hear ur parents clapping. This, does put a smile on my face

Me: *dies* My nurse: here's an extra small bandage

THIS DUDE SAID AYN-STAIN🤣🤣🤣

7:04 I LITERALLY CAN'T RELATE ENOUGH

Girl: I want a tall, rich and handsome- *ad plays*

I was at the barking meme, that's when my golden retriever Ginger started wit his own.

So true about the grandpa sneeze thing

Side of pillow your using: Australia wild fires Other side: WelCOmE tO DoWNtOwN cOOlsVilLe

Class:**cusses** Principal:*comes in* we were bad but now we are good

everyone:the flex tape is a dead meme me:BY THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE I COMMAND YOU TO RISE FROM THE DEAD

The end of this video: Get cool gamer glasses Me and other people with glasses: chat cha real smooth

7:00 my computer every minute

Teacher: Can everyone show me how high you can count on your two hands? The kid from Chernobyl: *"There's three, actually"*