"Do you think you can resist these moves, Sweet Nerevar? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!"

@ViViVex

3 жыл бұрын

How sweet it is to not resist the sweet moves

@somewhat._.damaged

2 жыл бұрын

10/10 Quality comment.

@bon-bonsavour3002

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, I can and will resist.

@ViViVex

2 жыл бұрын

@@bon-bonsavour3002 Did you get the false sense of resistance? Hahaha! *Shame on you!*

@bon-bonsavour3002

2 жыл бұрын

@@ViViVex no u.

I can't explain it, but there's something about this concept that's endlessly hilarious to me. The main villain of the story spends most of his time just gyrating in a steamy volcanic cave. The main threat he poses to the main character is his aggressively sexual aura.

@terraneaux

3 жыл бұрын

I mean... that's the plot of Morrowind, right?

@TheGreenKnight500

3 жыл бұрын

@@terraneaux I haven't gotten to that part of the game yet, so it's possible.

@TheGreenKnight500

3 жыл бұрын

@Mihailo Ćulum "Come Jojo, to this place, where stand users are made."

@istivanp8747

3 жыл бұрын

This is weird, I keep seeing you pop up in the niche places i frequent on KZread

@TheGreenKnight500

3 жыл бұрын

@@istivanp8747 I guess I'm just drawn to niche places.

The Red Mountain was never a volcano. All the heat and ash were just stirred up by Dagoth Ur's sweet, steamy moves.

@DefaultDerrick

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@jackakakreanxx5587

Жыл бұрын

Then would the red year have been the aftermath of indoril “sweet” neravar and vorygn dagoth ur “welcums you neravar” “wrestling” in the heart chamber

Before anyone asks, yes, this IS lore accurate.

@planescaped

2 жыл бұрын

Using the Heart of Lorkan gets you _PUMPED_ The Dwemer couldn't take the scene and all split.

@azuurasmr7937

2 жыл бұрын

XD

Brings a whole new meaning to “come Nerevar”.

@goddamnpavuk1099

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sure that the first word is spelled with three letters

@snape539

2 жыл бұрын

and it appears to be lacking an "u".

@-r-3542

2 жыл бұрын

CUM NEREVAR!

@Elfcheg

2 жыл бұрын

Sweet Nerevar ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@lifesucketh4923

2 жыл бұрын

you son of a *beep*

"Come, maid" But my lord, the road is so hard and long.

@kawabatayuri

3 жыл бұрын

PLENTY OF TIME SWEETHEART

@denizmetint.462

3 жыл бұрын

Plenty of time.

@ARokanten

3 жыл бұрын

That's what she said!

@gordoll-

3 жыл бұрын

Cleaning eh 😂

@orangeismyfavoritecolor

2 жыл бұрын

@@kawabatayuri *my sweet

Which way to the Red Mountain? Asking for a friend.

@denizmetint.462

3 жыл бұрын

Through the Ghostgate and to the left.

@breendart134

3 жыл бұрын

Pick a direction and levitate. You will come to Lord Dagoth sooner or later

@Tomattoism

3 жыл бұрын

Don't ask me, I've only been at the foot of it only to be lost again an hour later.

@kiryokazooma

3 жыл бұрын

Boulder punching asshole

@tudeptrai69

2 жыл бұрын

Two blocks down

*DAGOTH UR WELCOMES YOU NEREVAR, MY OLD FRIEND. BUT TO THIS PLACE WHERE DESTINY IS MADE, WHY ARE YOU BACKIN' THAT ASS UP*

@denizmetint.462

3 жыл бұрын

You're a stubborn thing, Nerevar. Yet, it is not too late for my mercy.

@maomaomi5434

3 жыл бұрын

*why AREN'T you backin' dat a- s up already?

I'm glad Morrowind memes are increasing in quantity.

@robertharris6092

3 жыл бұрын

Morrowind has been getting a lot of attention lately. And new vegas it feels like.

@peterlane7128

3 жыл бұрын

Quality, too

@denizmetint.462

3 жыл бұрын

It's destiny.

@Keys879

3 жыл бұрын

The scrolls are awakening. A new Golden Age of Memes is upon us.

@tonyjohnsen3160

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertharris6092 i have noticed that too, why is that?

Come to the Heartchamber where love is made.

@markokrstic8795

3 жыл бұрын

"Come in my Heartchamber, Sweet Nerevar"

@thebusiness8212

2 жыл бұрын

If only Dagoth didn’t go crazy and just opened an all-male Dunmer club in Vivec City called The Heartchamber.

@markokrstic8795

2 жыл бұрын

@@thebusiness8212 Dagoth Ur did nothing wrong

@ackthegreat6697

2 жыл бұрын

@@thebusiness8212 dagoth ur owning a gay strip club is something I never expected to hear

@safwanshuhaib9968

2 жыл бұрын

I feel sorry for dagoth cuz all he did was defend the tools against the tribunal and ended up dying after they murdered nerevar in their past life.... Wish we could have sided with him in the end instead.

Daddy Dagoth just got even sexier.

Last words of Dagoth Ur as the Nerevarine runs the Oblivion out of there: "MOON AND STAR, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!!"

I like this hi-res rendering of his normal idling animations

@tjwadsworth6967

2 жыл бұрын

There is no escape. kzread.info/dash/bejne/lJ2d1ZJ8qMq2oLA.html

This is canon and you can’t tell me otherwise

@seronymus

3 жыл бұрын

CHIM makes it Canon

"Get your groove on soldier, these boys work hard and they play harder"

@nobodyimportant4778

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe we could invite some imperials?

@kaphizmey6229

2 жыл бұрын

ah, a fellow gamerpoop fan

@MajinObama

2 жыл бұрын

How about some *WOMEN* ?

@tylerchambers6246

2 жыл бұрын

@@MajinObama Let's get to bashing butts, as well as DEEZ nuts.

@henrytownshend38

2 жыл бұрын

@@MajinObama NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

The fact that the Health bar depletes and you can just hear screaming lol

I never thought Dagoth Ur would make me question my sexuality

@breendart134

3 жыл бұрын

You don't know Dagoth Ur very well, do you?

@michealforguson5317

Жыл бұрын

His design points to him being a nudist. He's a Dunmer dressed only in a loincloth and a mask on his face.

@dragroch5536

5 ай бұрын

Intentionally seduced into feeding you a Corprus STD.

This explain the fracture between Nerevar's supporters, I don't know about Sotha Sil but sure as shit Vivec and Almalexia would hate someone being sexier than them

@markokrstic8795

3 жыл бұрын

Sotha Sil probably wouldn't care. He'd be too busy being the only good guy in the Tribunal.

@BroadwayRonMexico

2 жыл бұрын

Sotha Sil wouldnt care. He knows he isnt a god and is pretty honest about that fact in ESO. While he doesnt say it outright, it seems to me that he became reclusive precisely because as someone fully aware and accepting of the fact hes a mortal above his station, he doesn't want the same adoration of the people that Vivec and Almalexia do

"Nerevar! I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave."

Dagoth Milos isn't real, he can't hurt you Dagoth Milos:

@safwanshuhaib9968

2 жыл бұрын

Or....Milos ur

@ATemplarIGuess

2 жыл бұрын

@@safwanshuhaib9968 Ricardoth Milur

"Come. Come to me through _fire and war_ ." This yaoi took a strange turn...

"Better luck on your next incarnation"

Yo it finally makes sense... "I like you because you got that something that I need in my life so give it to me" This isn't some Ricardo Meme, that's an official Dagoth Ur Meme...

I love how the health bar goes down while he's screaming lol

Well I didn't expect Dagoth to use his tools on _my_ heart, but here we are.

I love the detail of the health bar going down with the screaming in the background

@MyTwoPence

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you kindly 🙏

"Nerevar, what was it like to face down Dagoth Ur? To fulfil the prophesy and destroy the heart of Lorkan?" Nerevar: *Gyrating PTSD*

Reject simping for Azura embrace the Ur-cheeks

When you download the mod that allows you to side with Dagoth Ur, you should be more careful what you wish for

@FluffySylveonBoi

2 жыл бұрын

Kitty :3

Dagoth Ur is unstraighting your friends: as he should, as he should. Dreamers? Dagoth Simps.

Boy, its sure getting a little STEAMY down in the Red Mountain, wouldnt you say sweet nerevar?

I played Morrowind, enjoyed it, it's one of the best games ever. However I will admit, I was disappointed that meeting Dagoth Ur *wasn't* like this

@greatmeatball2978

Жыл бұрын

They just didn't have the graphics for it XD

I find myself watching this more than I'd like to admit

Imagine walking in and your nemesis is stripped naked doing stripper dances and tells you, "This is where destiny is made, COME moon and star" while he shows you his very own moon. I think I wouldn't put up a fight, there's no escape, no recall or intervention from this moment, just embrace it

there is a timeline in which this is canon

Imagine taking your pitiful life seriously enough to leave a dislike on this fire and brimstone meme.

@MyTwoPence

2 жыл бұрын

I've seen people leave dislikes on a kid being cleared of cancer.

@onieni9779

2 жыл бұрын

@@MyTwoPence Oof. Felt that.

@moazcheese5126

Жыл бұрын

ikr, this meme spits straight fire and war (although i wouldn't call the meme very.. "straight")

This is exactly how I remember Morrowind

Now hear me out, fellas... I'm not gay, but

@xxXBig_BenXxx

2 жыл бұрын

Y r u gae?

he need more potassium, my boy dagoth ur looking awfully blue

Fisting weapon is already equipped I see.

You're the perfect dunmer for a guy like me and I know for sure that we are meant to be.

@breendart134

3 жыл бұрын

Cuz you're my heart, heart, heart... My Lorkhan's heart....

@shadowkiller5206

3 жыл бұрын

@@breendart134 if your heart is locked i may have the key.

I have no words for what I have witnessed.

@denizmetint.462

3 жыл бұрын

No words can describe something so grand.

@anonomuse9094

3 жыл бұрын

@@denizmetint.462 Indeed.

@ratboi535

3 жыл бұрын

It was handsomely smashing

"Come to me ..." Woah "Through fire and war." *Disappointment*

Nerevarine- *Boarding ship to Akavir* Blade- Ah yes the Nerevarine you defeated Dagoth and fulfilled the prophecy. Tell me how tough was such a feat? Nerevarine- *Pulls out inflatable donut to sit on* You really want to know?

What the fug, these blight fever visions are getting out of hand

@WaffleShortage

3 жыл бұрын

Red Mountain is waking up

@tjwadsworth6967

2 жыл бұрын

There is no escape! kzread.info/dash/bejne/lJ2d1ZJ8qMq2oLA.html

I swear, the morrowind fandom is probably the best and most underrated shitposters i've ever seen

The health loss is a nice touch! "I welcome you!" Destiny was made

Oh god please forgive mw foe what im about to do...

Must not have had Wraithguard equipped.

Welcome Nerevar, but to this place where a drug I invented called Destiny is made.

"Welcome, Moon-and-Star, to this place where destiny is made." *dagothwave hits harder*

He says "COME" so aggressively, i like it

This is one of those videos that just cheers me up the moment I see it, this is Dagoth Ur in his most powerful form.

I've never played Morrowind but I understand.

That just made my day grand and intoxicating. Time for another beer!

... What grand and intoxicating dance moves!

Every time I visit KZread it recommends me this video. Maybe the algorithm is not lt so bad after all…

And so it was, that there after the nerevar couldn't walk straight for years, his pride shattered as well as his behind.

Damn, these Morrowind HD Remake graphics are looking fire 🔥

*Not using Dagothwave for the background music* [Cliff Racer Screeching Intensifies]

"Come Nerevar, come!" 😏

just gonna add this to my favorites...

Fighting House Dagoth has the modern equivalent of fighting underground crackheads in the sewers while they throw Volcanic Rave Festivals. Even going that far to destroy the the Main Stage of Heart of Lorhkan.

That dropping health bar! LOL!

Love the morrowind community! :D

Kum through fire and war.

Just when I thought I've gotten to the bottom of Morrowind memes I find this little gem.

I watch this every time it's in my feed.

I want an extended version of this song

@tjwadsworth6967

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/lJ2d1ZJ8qMq2oLA.html

I see, so this was Azura's grand scheme.

The best part is that he has the levitate spell equipped but he still can't escape.

Dagoth Ur? More like Daddy Ur

Happily bought Morrowind just because of this video + Dagothwave

Oh baby, I'm gonna CHIM

OH NO, HE'S HOT!

Should have been dancing to dagothwave

@MyTwoPence

3 жыл бұрын

I may do another video with the using that song

@borkbork3513

3 жыл бұрын

@@MyTwoPence Thank the Three

Ever since I found this video, I watch it multiple times per day. Only 21 seconds but still a freakin' masterpiece :D

@MyTwoPence

2 жыл бұрын

thank you very much! I happy to hear there's people enjoy rewatching my content.

@Serjo777

2 жыл бұрын

@@MyTwoPence Btw. what's the original video with that dancing dude?

@MyTwoPence

2 жыл бұрын

@@Serjo777 Its Ricardo Milos. A popular meme back in 2016

A lot of work for a weird joke. Respect.

I love the horror of the ending 😂😂😂 I guess Ur's mighty _spear_ was too much for Nerevar 😏

LOL its great, good work

Man I always come back to this, it's too good "Come... Come to me through fire and war. " *Beats drops*

We need a 10-hour version.

@tjwadsworth6967

2 жыл бұрын

There is no escape damnit kzread.info/dash/bejne/lJ2d1ZJ8qMq2oLA.html

I hope the Nerevarine brought enough skooma for two...

Hotter than the Red Mountain in 4E 05

I need more Morrowind memes!

Soooooo the 6th House and Dagoths clan is just a big viral rave scene? Everything makes more sense now...

Genius, simply genius.

The good ending

Daddy Dagoth

This is the best , yet.

this is how a classic is appreciated. Im glad that a new influx of morrowind memes are appearing in my recommended. top tier stuff

I needed this

A hot destiny is made...

Coom to me, brother Nerevar, as friend or foe.

This animation over Dagothwave would be epic.

it deserves more likes

I'm not say I think this is how things went down but, the Nerevar has been very quite in lore. 👀

@Khoros-Mythos

2 жыл бұрын

Quite what?

@Jagar_Tharn

2 жыл бұрын

@@Khoros-Mythos quite quietly quilted quitter Quincy

Personality lvl 100 Body lvl 100 Agility lvl 100 Insanity lvl 100 "What a grand and intoxicating" combination.

I watch this video twice the first time it was recommended to me then the second time it was recommended to me I didn't remember it so I watched again now it keeps getting recommended to me

My name is Dagoth Ur. Uh...I'm a god. I'm a tribunal god. I'm hired for dreamers to fulfill their fantasies, their deep dark fantasies.

@MyTwoPence

2 жыл бұрын

Van is going to make an appearance in my next video.