i love how jerma looks like a completely different person every time he's on camera now

@Calzilla-yd8qg

7 ай бұрын

Ofc, that's why he's retiring. He's almost through his 985 Jermas

@Dodonko

7 ай бұрын

Its just one of his 985 forms 😊

@sirvictorfeathersworth5081

7 ай бұрын

His disguise module is malfunctioning

@Agent789_0

7 ай бұрын

@@DodonkoI’m excited that I’ve gotten to see so much of the shapeshifter arc in real time.

@Taypokemon

7 ай бұрын

Today he looks like a yoga instructor

Jerma giving us the serious "we're breaking up" retirement talk while doing goofy WarioWare body motions was strangely hilarious.

@bigbigbigbigbigman

7 ай бұрын

The man simply exudes comedy. Whether it's coming out of his pores or the universe bends around him to make it happen I don't know.

@A____P

7 ай бұрын

It might be recency bias but it was my favorite bit in the last six months

@mrmagunga2788

7 ай бұрын

@@A____Pnot a bit 😔

@zarrowthehorse

7 ай бұрын

Do you guys like this jerma or old jerma more

@PolumbiusTheThird

4 ай бұрын

i like when jorma play video games@@zarrowthehorse

He really does look and sound like a family relative who’s half-assed playing a video game with their 12 year-old nephew

Love him trying to explain his "retirement" while the game is the loudest it's ever been

for those who want a tl;dr of the retirement announcement: Jerma will be playing team fortress 2 for 8 hours a day every day on stream when he retires.

@petrwarthursty2011

7 ай бұрын

True

@rusland9

Ай бұрын

If only 😢

Whenever he loses a minigame he turns to the right like he's speaking to a guy outside the frame who's tied up in a chair and forced to watch him play

even in his old age he still ends up zerking off on stream

I love the way he looks at the chat like theres an actual person there that hes talking to

i would kill for a webcam-only edit of this stream

its a shame he isnt doing jerma awards bc i really want to vote this in for worst hair

@apehawk

7 ай бұрын

I would

@cobble3231

7 ай бұрын

Wait what he's not? Why the fuck not what the fuck??! It's literally my only reason to stay alive until the end of the year

@bentwyford760

7 ай бұрын

@@cobble3231he said he’s not cause he didn’t stream as much this year

@blakes8901

7 ай бұрын

I honestly really liked the hair

@darkeyeshadows

7 ай бұрын

are you okay? @@cobble3231

Ever since twitch banned gambling Jerma just hasn’t been the same…

Jermas more recent streams have been a lot more chill. I feel like he's been focusing a lot less on trying to make a big bit, and more so just chilling with chat and taking it easy. Which is totally fine, man deserves a rest

@bene.100

7 ай бұрын

It's really sad though. It's like watching your childhood dog get too old to jump up on the couch to see you.

Finally. Cheltie shall soon be able to rest and watch the sun rise upon a grateful universe

how did he not crack his back in this one

@wootlord

7 ай бұрын

He will be sore for days

@helloimtom100

7 ай бұрын

jerma understand sacrificing your body for art

@JacobKinsley

6 ай бұрын

Hes been flexing those glutes, calves back and chest better than the rest

Mentally checked out the first, third, and sixth time I saw someone comment "Breastfeeding chair" in chat

@MetaWhiteYoshi

7 ай бұрын

thats apparently literally what it is.

retirement is at 65 Jerma and most of america doesn’t have enough saved up to retire until 75…so you gotta stream for at least 30 more years

The retirement bit is the best jerma bit so far

@Yattashi

7 ай бұрын

It’s probably not a bit for long, seems like he’s nearing real retirement

@carto4028

7 ай бұрын

Can't wait till he drinks from the fountain of youth and enters a second 2012 Jerma arc 💪

@Dr.Faustus.

7 ай бұрын

@carto4028 he just needs a few more innocent souls and he will be in tip top shape

@Specterish

7 ай бұрын

​@@YattashiWe'll get you a new Jerma.

??? Mid stream he replaces the Joycons for Chainsaws and everyone just acted like it was normal Everyone was typing "Pog Chainsaw" until he failed a level 3 times in a row and everyone typed "that was Chainsawful"

@TheSilly6403

7 ай бұрын

I haven't watched yet can Jerma confirm this for me

@Dodonko

7 ай бұрын

and then he rips out a cord on his chest.... funniest thing ever😂

@me-qh7bx

7 ай бұрын

Devil Andy

Just came here to say that jerma looks like a middle aged mom sitting in a parent teacher conference in the thumbnail

Old jerma is like John mulaney and Soft retirement jerma is like John mulaney after rehab

@katmorrison9974

7 ай бұрын

i dont think jeremy would do a dave chapelle jumpscare to his trans audience

@Liza.Wharton

7 ай бұрын

retirement is binary. there is no such thing as a soft retirement. why are people making things up? don't do that. don't make things convoluted.

@fartface8918

7 ай бұрын

@@Liza.Wharton dosnt really matter if its made up considering he is doing it rn

@laggy3099

7 ай бұрын

​@@Liza.WhartonTell that to every wrestler who has retired ever

@Liza.Wharton

7 ай бұрын

@@laggy3099 then that's called coming back from retirement. are you.. dense?

I want to cry, I've finally discovered this truly humorous man and he's retiring

@dagothkronk348

3 ай бұрын

no need to be upset, there's years and years of jerma stuff out there, and hes still around just taking it slow

Can’t wait for the pigtails stream

I love fully zooming in and watching jerma

This was a really fun stream. Thanks for the edit!

Aging Andy.

@rudeboyspodcast

7 ай бұрын

Let me know if you look THIS GOOD when you're 80 years old

the most accurate dad rp is spamming the sceenshot button on the joycon

He's 40 but he acts like he's 86

i love his long hair

Love your edits, Cheltie!

The thumbnail makes Jerma look like a criminal in one of those hour long interrogation videos

it's hilarious how often the game says "drop!" or something and jerma's reaction is to do absolutely nothing and then get pissed when he fails the minigame

@JacobKinsley

6 ай бұрын

When the warioware game with motion controls gets hard on hard difficulties: "oh my god it didn't register my input! Motion controls are terrible!"

We’re seeing him die in real time

WAIT HE COMES OUT OF THE MACHINE

Jerma’s last stream will either be him dying live on stream or his funeral

He looks like my mom wtf

@Verminangel

7 ай бұрын

Have you ever seen Jerma and your mom in the same room 🤨

Whenever he addresses chat it looks like he's talking to a small child out of frame.

Jerma's story of creating WarioWare during a really bad fever with horrible nightmares is also how Tony Fox got the idea for Undertale and Deltarune. Hes just so inspired.

Thanks, Cheltie!

I love Jerma's retirement arc, we get to see Grandpa Jerma ranting and raving about the millenials and Zoomers ruining the world!!!!

27:48 LMAO

Wario ware has never been so zexual

I wonder how many times Jerma has been shocked the switch motes have cameras, and almost immediately forgotten after the stream ends. Cause he was equally as shocked when he made the labo and there was a camera.

“Dad in the chair” and “standing for cutscenes” based

Jerma visibly aging makes me feel a lot of things

@_ikako_

7 ай бұрын

thought that said "Jerma visibly edging makes me feel a lot of things" for a minute there

@Glitterytoasterstrudel

7 ай бұрын

@@_ikako_HELPPPPP THIS IS KILLING ME

@gelflingfart

3 ай бұрын

oh my god he's not even 40. you people are insanely dramatic he's over 25, might as well take him out back and put him out of his misery before he gets a gray hair!

Did Jerma really just say “lightning lizard”

He looks Morbed

Jerma zorking it on stream as always

Once I noticed that his camera is tilted, I couldnt un-see for the entire stream

That hairstyle on Jerma gives me such American Psycho vibes..

Hearing Gabriel Agreste be the narrator is crazy. Love it

Jerma might be getting old and ran down, but Cheltie is still grinding

mullet arc

TENNIS

he was actually wearing a girdle

someone please tell jerma to calibrate his joycons lmao

if he puts his hair in a bun i WILL DIE BRO I WILL LITERALLY DIE

he keeps repeating the same "retirement" explanation for like the last three years. What part do people not understand

He wasn’t joking when he said he wanted to look disgruntled

jerma looks kinda evil in this stream

yayyy thank you cheltie :)

21:00 this better be turned into a gif with the "sparkle on! ✨" caption

Why does he look like a vampire

@_ikako_

7 ай бұрын

that's probably the pig's blood

This stream was playing at a bar I was at last night LMAO

He should've let the facial hair grow too

Why does this lady have such a deep voice?

This is so sad that Jerma will be moved into a retirement home and will never stream again :( Can we hit 5 likes?

@heatherperleberg7816

7 ай бұрын

You've got 5 likes, why haven't you thanked me?

Why does Jerma just look like Alan Wake

He sounds and looks like 2017 Jerma or something. Even the camera and lighting looks 2017-ish

Who I really feel bad for is Cheltie, like what are they gonna do after Jerms is streaming once every six months?

it's hard to tell if he's either just tired from age or unhappy but something just felt off about him this stream

@esotericpince

7 ай бұрын

one of his basement captives escaped and hes sad about it

@nuclearpotato4073

7 ай бұрын

yahoo it's the psychoanalyze total strangers hour

@JacobKinsley

6 ай бұрын

​@@nuclearpotato4073 this isn't a normal conclusion to come to about OP's comment

@CrystalRose1111

3 ай бұрын

⁠@@nuclearpotato4073Yahoo it’s jump to conclusions faster than light speed hour

@CrystalRose1111

3 ай бұрын

@jared6343 Honestly this stream somehow made me sad. I didn’t laugh once

Milky voice stream

oh no jermna is dying ;(

Serious though, I love that Jerma is the kind of person to actively tell people not to give him money if he isn't streaming as much and they don't want to stay subbed. World's most ethical e-clown

@imuttx

7 ай бұрын

first ethical twitch streamer

@JacobKinsley

6 ай бұрын

​@@imuttxmost ethical twitch streamer: nooo don't give me money so embarrassing eek 😳

If he wasn't choosing to use his retirement to associate with scum like xQc, I would be so much more at peace with the retirement. Sucks seeing a unique youtuber start to fall in line with people who don't care about streaming as a medium

@JacobKinsley

6 ай бұрын

Based take

@KW-ng8nd

6 ай бұрын

Don't follow the comment could you give some context?

@ziggle5000

4 ай бұрын

​​​@@KW-ng8ndJerma is chief creative officer of Ludwigs production company "offbrand" who work with xQc on his gameshow. I don't like xQc either but if jerma wants to be involved with a twitch streaming production company I don't see how it's possible to avoid associating with scumbags since most big streamers kinda suck. Overall I don't think it's fair to bash jerma for it, it would be like being mad a genuinely nice actor for being involved with Hollywood. It just comes with the territory. If you need to blame anyone for xQc's prominence it should be twitches userbase.

I think this new jerma is so goddamn hot

@TheSilly6403

7 ай бұрын

Stop thinking

@shyna2163

7 ай бұрын

speak your truth

@greynvi1154

7 ай бұрын

My man

"I'm going to eat your hair. I need you to relax. Take a second. I want you to sit down. I want you to take a few deep breaths. [...]" -Jeremy Elbertson

He's pregnant guys...

What is up with these baby sensory games hes been playing is he regressing?

@3three3three3three

7 ай бұрын

his dementia is setting in

@JacobKinsley

6 ай бұрын

You can just say you want him to play different games

he hates us

I feel like jerma fans are all similar people. like we’re all friends here we’re all alike you know what I mean

@JacobKinsley

6 ай бұрын

Some jerma fans are the friends that make me realise why I don't accept invites

Jerma can you lower the game volume I’m trying to sleep

These comments are either really weird, or mean lol. Leave jerma alone

Old man continues to try to clarify in vague terms his retirement. I'm ready to retire from this old guy, man is quitting on his fans. I guess the retirement is mutual, peeposad.

@ImWeirdAndILikeIt

7 ай бұрын

How dare he consider his health and the things that he actually wants to do instead of just doing exactly what you want him to do, he must hate all his fans and want them dead

@Harufloof

7 ай бұрын

he take the money and yeet the funny

@thepurpledragon9043

7 ай бұрын

This comment is so funny because he’s not even “quitting on his fans” he’s just going to stream less. Can you not handle when your fav streamer doesn’t stream 24/7

@hydroxide5507

7 ай бұрын

​@@ImWeirdAndILikeItexcept hes gonna work with grifters like hasan and xqc for money glad i never gave this guy any money

He looks like a motorcyclist who’s slowly but surely withering away LMFAO just keep the facecam off brother you don’t have to show us how you’re living now

God how I missed long hair on Jerma.