Dad Jokes | You Laugh, You Lose | Honest John vs. Deloor | All Def
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Happy 4/20!! Two comedians smoke dabs and face off by telling dad jokes to each other. The first one to laugh loses. Winner with the most points wins. #dadjokes#alldefcomedy #alldef
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Dad Jokes | You Laugh, You Lose | Honest John vs. Deloor | All Def
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Can we have a Round 2 with these guys!?
@DeloorJames
6 жыл бұрын
StueySquarepants We Should!!
@versecontro4898
5 жыл бұрын
How do i like this more than once?
@doydivision3984
5 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@manofhistime7388
4 жыл бұрын
They died
@rajparmar9866
3 жыл бұрын
@@manofhistime7388 😂😂
These joke are the least "dad" type jokes ive ever heard!! 😂 😂 this some drunk inappropriate uncle shit
@nickyboy22071989
7 жыл бұрын
GucciFlipFlopWearin The uncle your family doesn't talk to anymore due to some material found on his search history?
@Angie-ze6yx
7 жыл бұрын
but there savage af 😂
@stonie8113
7 жыл бұрын
GucciFlipFlopWearin 🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes!! Right on the money with that one.
@johnesparza9149
7 жыл бұрын
GucciFlipFlopWearin never said they were going to be dad jokes
@Fyroah
6 жыл бұрын
It said Dab jokes ehh
i love when people cough up a lung and then say "its smooth." LOL.
@wellingtonlewis9040
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@ztd4207
3 жыл бұрын
Kinda the point
@DrRedAxel
3 жыл бұрын
Just means they didn’t feel it going down just like booze
@paramountx
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@michaeldanielpaisleyhender399
3 жыл бұрын
My little brother started doing this any time he donates lung tissue after chiefing, after I showed him this lol 👏
the last joke so good they just gave him the win
@Heavenly-Drakian
4 жыл бұрын
there was no topping it
@gorka7509
4 жыл бұрын
That delivery was priceless
@ahmedehab_11
3 жыл бұрын
Racism works here too
@alverofathir
3 жыл бұрын
I didnt get it
@tyreesejohnson9032
3 жыл бұрын
It's the best joke ever said on dad jokes
Honest John: *coughs 100 times after dab* "Yeah smooth"
@anonym7990
5 жыл бұрын
Cash Kearns was looking for this comment XD
@briannamarz9343
5 жыл бұрын
Cash Kearns that had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Magix71092
5 жыл бұрын
Post this on worldstar..
@mpsouth-blue1327
5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@assumegaming3677
4 жыл бұрын
Not very honest eh?😂
"I have the body of a 25 year old" "but it's in my refrigerator" I'm crying
@seanm5425
7 жыл бұрын
I don't get it.
@MrDylan102
7 жыл бұрын
really
@nanayaa2805
7 жыл бұрын
Blue Gator it means be has a dead 25 year old in bis fridge
@originalsponge4748
7 жыл бұрын
Nana Yaa no Fucking shit. nvm you ruined the joke
@welpurp
7 жыл бұрын
+OriginalSponge simmer down. They were explaining it to the other commenter.
The funniest jokes are the most offensive. That's why comedy's such a dangerous game, unless you have an audience of grandmas.
@90min_nutmegs
4 жыл бұрын
this dude just called us an audience of grandmas
@shanieg7031
4 жыл бұрын
Oh shi😂😂😂
@Nikkibl0m
4 жыл бұрын
or college students
@blahblah-sg4yj
4 жыл бұрын
or karens
@ally314
4 жыл бұрын
@@90min_nutmegs 🤣🤣
This is Dad jokes for dads.... Not dad jokes for their teenage daughter. I was laughing nonstop man. Give us more of these two!
I feel like the old white guy been telling these jokes for years.
@nillabeany
7 жыл бұрын
kid flash I feel like he was the creator of these jokes.
@megamixa
7 жыл бұрын
He does comedy here and there, mostly off the cuff jokes.
@vicksburg92
7 жыл бұрын
kid flash he use to be on Comic View.
@BrokenRobot3K
7 жыл бұрын
kid flash one of the funniest dudes to do comicview
@tDames
7 жыл бұрын
He was in Foolish with Master P and Eddie Griffin and he Popped up on The Wash with Dre and Snoop too
Imagine having a grandpa like that.
@adrianc1496
7 жыл бұрын
Captain Obvious that shit would lit as fuck 😂
@meemaylovebeejays
7 жыл бұрын
SheenTheBean "Aye yo gramps! Pass the blunt!"
@badabadaaa
7 жыл бұрын
Captain Obvious hahahahaha
@rebeccakinnaman1803
6 жыл бұрын
I do have a grandpa like that and he's the greatest 😂😂
@croatiabrother162
6 жыл бұрын
Already have one like that.😂
I feel bad for John cuz he’s laughing at his own jokes and giving his opponent points lol
@SILENTDEATH1415
4 жыл бұрын
They gave they white guy like 7 points at the end lls but they both was funny asf
@thanglongnguyenvu3815
3 жыл бұрын
I think he never went there for the competition. He just wanted to let loose
@TotalImmort7l
2 жыл бұрын
@@thanglongnguyenvu3815 _because he's honest John..._
@RejectedSpiritX
2 жыл бұрын
And he still ended up winning
old white guy: "i don't know" hears the joke coughs ;"ok.. ok"
I honestly thought Honest John was gonna die after that hit lol
@chan-l
7 жыл бұрын
XxKasperShiftxX it weren't a hit 😂
@courtney2427
7 жыл бұрын
XxKasperShiftxX 😭😭😭😭
@rogerpainter2968
6 жыл бұрын
XxKasperShiftxX sane
@Raminajib
6 жыл бұрын
XxKasperShiftxX it was smooth bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@viperrkoseveryone
6 жыл бұрын
wat was that hit?
Honest John was fucking hilarious lmaooo
@feliciasteele2261
7 жыл бұрын
Jay Jay and high as fuck too lol but it was pretty funny
@Ayplus
7 жыл бұрын
Incredibly
@matas329
6 жыл бұрын
Jay ii
@westie5163
6 жыл бұрын
Jay I
@bdoggdf7020
6 жыл бұрын
Jay True dat
"That's racist dude" > Keeps laughing 😂
Omg..... he was like “umm that’s gonna get us shut down”, lol.
@FiLipiNoJezus
4 жыл бұрын
courtney hopkins lmao damn grandpa coming with the heat unfiltered
lol this honestly might have been the best one
@RIJOhc
7 жыл бұрын
BlackOdin27 hell nah the first one was legendary
@1TakeDrake
7 жыл бұрын
BlackOdin27 teddy vs doboy was dope
@BraceInc
7 жыл бұрын
the first one is unbeatable
@zaytovengg
7 жыл бұрын
BlackOdin27 i think this one was the best
@musicbykg
7 жыл бұрын
I agree this one is the best, because the jokes are actually funny, and they're not trying too hard...
😆 That Michael Jackson joke!
@irismerah
6 жыл бұрын
What does it mean?
@darnelllemons5701
6 жыл бұрын
Best one😂😂😂
@CrisSlvyz
6 жыл бұрын
Bruh!!!! These damn jokes 😂😂😂 that Michael Jackson joke took the cake for me
@fabianzazueta5806
6 жыл бұрын
I thaught it was a rape joke 😂😂?
@blackphilIip
6 жыл бұрын
eerereps u could just hear Teddy’s laugh in the back
When telling racist jokes weren’t harming human beings mentally and physically
@brethren111
3 жыл бұрын
Its how its said, you can tell right away when it comes from hate or its just a joke coming your way, but when you're surrounded by racists you develop mental problems because you have constant anxiety when it will happen again . But I love all the race jokes especially by Ralphie may or anything offensive like vettv
@sweethart6605
2 жыл бұрын
Telling someone to die because theyre black isn't a good joke btw
@norami1405
2 жыл бұрын
@@sweethart6605 well that ain't a joke. I mean you can tell right away if a racist joke is really a joke or an offensive statement. Usually jokes are satire and sarcastic but when taken too far it's just offensive. Also depends on whether you have a sense of humor of an old person or a white 14 year old girl on twitter.
@WhyAreYouGayLOL
2 жыл бұрын
69 likes yeay
@danielflanard8274
2 жыл бұрын
Find an audience that will laugh, like a group of friends. You're just looking for a reaction if you know the humor won't be received well.
The old guy surely brought out the big guns.
Anyone hear Teddy laugh 😂😂👋🏾 @5:06
@asitrai2614
7 жыл бұрын
His laugh is so contagious.
@aaronwilliams8893
7 жыл бұрын
Massah Galebole I thought it was Jinx 😂😂
@muazqamar
7 жыл бұрын
Massah Galebole I was gonna comment the same thing bro!! lol
@seanm5425
7 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA THAT MAN IS THE BEST!
@taphax4211
7 жыл бұрын
@6:17 too😂😂😂
"That's gonna get us shut down" lmao
@Itzyurpalmal
6 жыл бұрын
Toby Brazil son I was so 💀💀💀💀
Logic: The older you are=The quality the jokes are
@dawnlee866
3 жыл бұрын
Yes😂😂😂
"Your mom can't take a joke" I about died laughing
I'm done at 3:38... " they just beat the shit out of the room for being black" 😂😂
@SharunoYO
7 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@jurgenjaho4364
6 жыл бұрын
shane kingpain101 😂😂😂😂
@LunarySSF2
6 жыл бұрын
that was amazing lmao
Best jokes so far
@sankturban291
4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
Racist jokes are always the funniest
@nikolajames3654
5 жыл бұрын
D'Mario 2000 they are
@OrekVonLichtenstein
5 жыл бұрын
@@dmo1k656 More butthurt than a pornstar.
@freakishgaming1146
5 жыл бұрын
D'Mario 3rdEye 2000 tf did mayo do to you
@fvrs3411
5 жыл бұрын
D'Mario 3rdEye 2000 You need a good father boy
@fvrs3411
5 жыл бұрын
Oh wait
Honest John: "I used to be an altar boy.. BUT THAT SHIT NEVER HAPPENED TO ME!" *Narrator: "that shit happened"*
@hellw95818
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaahhhahahhhhahahahaahhahwhhahwhhwhwhhahhahhqhahhahahahahahhahahahahjahahahahjahahaha
this has been the best one lmaooo the oldies are even more hardcore than the other guys
@clt.fabian
6 жыл бұрын
Ian Rodriguez I
Get Honest John his own segment ok? lol
“It’s starting to get personal”😂😂
“That’s gonna get us shut down” lol
yeah smooth! lol
@6fine201
7 жыл бұрын
Queen Chelsi that had me weak
@Ayplus
7 жыл бұрын
Lol. He almost died
@seanmayo5130
7 жыл бұрын
Queen Chelsi i never laughed so hard
@eXcommunicate1979
7 жыл бұрын
Fuck, been there.
Old people tell the funniest jokes.
@india3123
5 жыл бұрын
Isaac Boaz old people dont care😂
@Dbjjr26
4 жыл бұрын
Because they dont give a fuck. They're like kill me I'm getting bored anyways
lmfao humor went so dark everyone in the room was shook
Michael Jackson: **smiles in his grave**
*coughs up a lung* yeah smooth 😂😂😂 I lost it then
@PituBear
7 жыл бұрын
Lanija Brown LOOOOOL
@famousdeq
6 жыл бұрын
Same
@WingoTribe704
5 жыл бұрын
I lost it
Best jokes so far. Cold shit.
@AutomaticDuck300
6 жыл бұрын
Biggy Bwana how many hookers can you fit in a garage? Two more if I move my car.
The best one ever.. I wish This old man was my father honestly Especially after the Michael Jackson joke
6:08 killed me🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
The reason this is the funniest it's because these guys are actually dad's 😂😂
@nzglegoli
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah. They're grand dads.
@zenitsuthunder3946
6 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
That body in a refrigerator joke had me DEAD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@RejectedSpiritX
6 жыл бұрын
istayup I see what you did there.
@questorbit3303
5 жыл бұрын
that was just daaaaamn cold .
@753238
5 жыл бұрын
so you're in the fridge?
@godson2381
5 жыл бұрын
i didn't get that one..am i too young?
@amdaglobdger9238
5 жыл бұрын
They dont call him "Honest John" for no reason 😂😂😂
That man walked in that room completely unaware his jokes were way to mild for John 🤣
I'm so glade there's no offended people, finally 😂
This ended racism
@officialszabobeatz
6 жыл бұрын
100
@tim14034
6 жыл бұрын
That's what make it good
@mightymouse5029
6 жыл бұрын
Black people are hilarious white people are hilarious full stop!
@ferrydenferryden7865
5 жыл бұрын
Trevor Sosa why so but hurt
@GanjaFreedomForAll
5 жыл бұрын
Oh the irony lol
That homeless women joke was gold
2019 and this is missed. Bring it back especially these 2.
*Lmfaooo this is the most funny one of this series so far.* 😂😂😂
that must be slink dad
@parislorquet4880
7 жыл бұрын
JustJonahTV 😂right
@DontezMorristez
7 жыл бұрын
JustJonahTV wassup nigga
@gorillacrackprod
7 жыл бұрын
Dontez Morris 😂 aye wassup
@kc8724
7 жыл бұрын
JustJonahTV more like big bro
@ContinuEntertainment
7 жыл бұрын
It's good to know i'm not the only one lmao
The Black Cruise Joke had me dying
@SalandFindles
3 жыл бұрын
I literally didn't get it until a few minutes later. I had to walk away and think about it, then come back and Google it. LOL
I love how Honest John laughs at his own jokes, reminds me of one of my old teachers and I love em both
Old people got the coolest personalities
I'm crying. Watched this in bed while my wife was sleeping and she woke up angry. I guess she can't take a joke either.
@collieleafman3089
2 жыл бұрын
lol
@gem4eva
2 жыл бұрын
This comment is old but I guess you can say she slept on those jokes 😅
@MarileeNumbers
Жыл бұрын
😳 I’m sorry to hear that.
@leonardoikaka-chavel4151
Жыл бұрын
But therefore then the usual
That Kermit joke got me in tears
The old white man was killling it lmao
He got so many points for the michael jackson joke XD
I've not laughed at a single joke told by anyone of these videos yet but these two had me in stitches
@joneh9483
4 жыл бұрын
Especially that michael jackson one
I watch so much add I could recognize Teddy's laugh when he did the Chris brown joke 😁
@muazqamar
7 жыл бұрын
Braymisunderstood Genius SAME!!
@Tanerion
7 жыл бұрын
It's unmistakable. Sounds like a sea lion getting tazed in short bursts.
@cello_thomaz1557
6 жыл бұрын
Tanerion 💀💀💀💀
@blankmandastankman
6 жыл бұрын
sounds like after the rapper says 'it's like a jungle sometimes'
“So i gave him a glass of water”🤣🤣
0:57 " you look like a crackhead" haha sounds like Patrick. He cant control himself. He is addicted to roasting others, even if its elders lmao.
@tiffanysmith9067
4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he said "you did it like a crackhead" referring to the way he hit the rig. Funny as fuck either way but why tf did he have to hit it like that 😭😂
This is the best one so far
Man I was fucked up. Happy 4/20
@DELOOR51TGC
7 жыл бұрын
oldcomic1 hahaha. Very!! #SmokeYoursCrew
@oldcomic1
7 жыл бұрын
😎🍠🎆👍
This was definitely my favorite so far! Do more with these two!
This is literally dad's jokes with 2 dads telling jokes
I love how John says “Okaayyy” after every joke.
yoo Honest John has no filter. he doesn't care where the jugular is, he's going for it
5:16 the burn ever!!
"but it's in the refrigerator" that had me rolling like anything 😂😂😂
Damn black dude jokes was weak AF... Honest John take this W from a brotha 😂😂😂😂😂
@jojoslife8704
7 жыл бұрын
Bsquared I bet ur white
@Langeta-kun
7 жыл бұрын
Bsquared why make it about race...
@thaBootyologist
7 жыл бұрын
Actually if you read my comment again my main focus was the jokes
@thaBootyologist
7 жыл бұрын
Dream jojo My exact words are "take this W from a brotha"
@generalroast1208
7 жыл бұрын
lmaaoo a black dude can't find another white guy funnier over a black guy? smh y'all would rather be in a unhealthy relationship with your same race than a healthy one but with another race.
This is what we miss you todays PC, the old guys dont care if someone gets offended by what they say
@cpt.j9751
4 жыл бұрын
not coming at you but, I'm sick of mf using that line as an excuse for being an asshole or just stuck on stupid. This show is not real life, it is a CONTROLLED setting. in real life you have to be responsible for your actions. Ya'll remedial mf's watch way too much TV and "Staged" shit to be confused with real life.
@007Fusiion
4 жыл бұрын
Pedro Guilherme Almeida Carvalho the reason we are offended today is because of what they said
@fr9874
4 жыл бұрын
@@itz_akuma Exactly, both men in the video are adults and for the sake of telling jokes and making each other laugh put morals and ethics and personal feelings to the side, They understand that it is not serious like all these PCs should do but do not!
@qasimahmed3301
4 жыл бұрын
Jokes always depend on your audience. If someone can't take a good joke, then be respectful enough and have mercy. PC started when the Internet got popular.
@reypalpatine916
3 жыл бұрын
@@qasimahmed3301 No, it's the reverse. Your audience depends on your jokes. If you like no filter jokes find that comedian. I'd you prefer jokes that don't touch certain subjects go to that comedian. Censoring everyone gets you nowhere.
This is my all time favorite Dad Jokes video! BRING BACK HONEST JON
Honest John's joke delivery is gold! Best Dad Joke episode!
I love old hippies.
Honest John laughs like he ran out of breath half way through lol
Best episode by far. REAL dad jokes are something not mean for all ears. The clean ones are just puns to get us through the day. But when we get together it’s something over the top 🤣
this actually made me laugh. old dudes a legend
2:41 DA BEST LAUGH I'VE HAD IN WEEKS
*michael jackson* XD im dead
@Pining_for_the_fjords
6 жыл бұрын
Jayce So is Michael Jackson
@zandercotter
5 жыл бұрын
I’m really sorry I don’t get it can somebody explain
@sire2336
4 жыл бұрын
@@drunozeko4332 he had vitiligo but idk if he also bleached his skin, he said he didnt though
@Blackman19498
23 күн бұрын
@@zandercotteridk if you still needs the joke explained to you 4 years later, but I will anyway,he is saying Mj is the white guy because his skin color has changed over the years..😊
Yo more honest John def we love this crazy old hippie 😂😂😂😂
This is the best dad joke video on this channel. PERIOD
that the best one I ever watch so far
@BraceInc
7 жыл бұрын
the first one is unbeatable
Daaamn they're good.
4:12 Anyone else say "WOOOOO, GOOD MORNIN' LADIES!"
@SuperSnoer
5 жыл бұрын
"You like that shit man?"
@zozobooi6555
4 жыл бұрын
I got a gang of that shit man
@sephiroth8377
3 жыл бұрын
We'll go to the park after dark and smoke dat tumbleweeeeed
man coughs to near death and says : "YEA, SMOOTH". 😂😂
oh my God when he made that cruise joke dang
@Chandon1
6 жыл бұрын
Zanna Blade LMFAOOO @ the police light bulb one😂😂😂
@portland4660
6 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@torisg5116
6 жыл бұрын
Ashley rallos It is a slave ship joke
@Victoria-fd8sn
5 жыл бұрын
Zanna Blade no vain thnxs
i fucking love Honest John💚👍😂 That old fucker is comedy gold!
John starting off swingin'! 😂😂
Best grandpa dad jokes EVER. XD
"You look like a crack head" I lost it 😂
this was intense, i can see the veteran play hard here...go away childrens, grandpa is coming
About to die 0:40 “Yeah Smooth” 😂 lol
we need this two back😂
Honest John vs Teddy Ray!!!
@badabadaaa
7 жыл бұрын
Diana G yeah
@brandontellez5610
7 жыл бұрын
Diana G that black guy sounds like Samuel l Jackson no
@fawhfasd
6 жыл бұрын
Diana G or honest jon and kevonstage
@billypeters5517
6 жыл бұрын
Hey how old are u
Honest Jons black jokes are the funniest 😂😂
@badabadaaa
7 жыл бұрын
TheTribalFreshie yeah but they ain't even offensive
@eXcommunicate1979
7 жыл бұрын
That's the best part.
Kermit’s finger ☠️💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“But that shii never happened to me”😂😂 John funny af
"Your mom can't take a joke" i'm dying😂
3:25 The most sarcastic laugh ever😂😂
Yo when John hit it I felt that! hahahahahahahahaha "YOU DON"T CAUGH YOU DON'T GET OFF"
I love this Honest John. Great humor.