When he said “teaching math to short people, to make the little things counts” I lost it.. 😂 😂

@bradshepherd3539

Жыл бұрын

Facts

@303bourbonguy2

Жыл бұрын

Immediately thought of my best friend of 35 years. He's 5'1

@maryjane4432

Жыл бұрын

Me too! I’m 5’2” my 13yo daughter is taller then I am. My 9yo is getting lose

@maryjane4432

Жыл бұрын

@@303bourbonguy2 I’m 5’2

@icebreaker19631

Жыл бұрын

@@maryjane4432 you meant close not your 9 year old is getting lose! Right?

My boy in the glasses came out throwing haymakers 😂

@TheSteviebobevie

Жыл бұрын

Dude came out firing🤣🤣

@HappyBloke81

Жыл бұрын

Actually they were egg makers and an egg

@jlsbethea

Жыл бұрын

Facts!!💀💀💀💀

@ethanmoore9306

Жыл бұрын

It's cause he's wearing 2 watches

The guy with the glasses!! His delivery and voice!! He kills me

@gauravjha8938

Жыл бұрын

Ya..he seems so casual telling those jokes & he is unfazed by the whole joke itself....

Who designed King Arthur's "Roundtable?" Sir Cumference.

@thoubias

Жыл бұрын

Sir Conference could work too

@MrChrispy777

Жыл бұрын

@@thoubias Yes, and I'll use that! 😎

@ficklemoose2741

Жыл бұрын

Thats a childrens book

@MrChrispy777

Жыл бұрын

So is "A Fickle Moose"!

@user-mm6ln7io2l

Жыл бұрын

Master chief?

These might be the only KZread shorts I have ever actually wanted to go back and find a second time😂. Love this dad joke series 👍🏼

@icebreaker19631

Жыл бұрын

"I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon, I'll let you know!" I didn't get that one somebody explain, please! That one about the jigsaw puzzle you had to think for a second to get that one but most of jokes pretty funny background laughing made it better. Isn't this a game we're you try to make the other person laugh and whomever doesn't is the winner? I guess neither is the winner but they had a lot of fun trying with plenty of laughter and at the end of the day that is the important part Isn't it! We enjoyed this hope to see more of these! Have a good day and peace be with you all!!!

@Atlquotl

Жыл бұрын

Grey, there's a few dad joke groups that do this. Can't quite remember who, but the ones where they get points when the other side laughs, (even if they make themselves laugh) is really freaking good!

@ipman4715

Жыл бұрын

@@icebreaker19631 the ordering of an egg and chicken refers to the old question.. Which came first, the chicken or the egg.. So which will amazon deliver, the chicken or the egg. Hope you get the joke now

it's clear from the silence in the comments that no one understood the first joke, and it is one of the best

@RoynesitU

Жыл бұрын

Help

@educlarity

Жыл бұрын

Pls explain

The chicken and the egg joke got me 😂 I’m not even a dad but love dad jokes ugh.. and making the little things count is genius omg..

props to the guys in the background laughing, they made it even more hilarious!

@MrLDub4589

Жыл бұрын

They stole it from Your Mom's House Podcast. The guy laughing's name is Nadav.

@jordanlee8373

Жыл бұрын

@@MrLDub4589 "I'm not saying ALL Jews are weak, I'm saying Nadav's weak!" 🤣

@juliantrujillo1117

Жыл бұрын

Straight up stolen soundbites from the YMH podcast... smh

@juliantrujillo1117

Жыл бұрын

That's our J Get your own F*ckin J

@Youtubecansuckmycock

Жыл бұрын

They stole it…

The laughter in the background is what gets me laughing every time! 😂😂

@TheCouncilOfTheBros

Жыл бұрын

Same

@brandonmartin08

Жыл бұрын

It’s fake…. They stole Nadav’s laugh from “Your Moms House” podcast! On the latest episode of the show they addressed it, Nadav wasn’t even aware of it until Tom Segura told him.

@Youtubecansuckmycock

Жыл бұрын

Stolen soundbite…

These are really good. That math one got me rolling.

The best thing about those type of videos is that BACKGROUND laughter (usually a wheeze, which makes it hit even harder)))

@Youtubecansuckmycock

Жыл бұрын

Its literally stolen… its the booth boys from your moms house… vt is trash.

Lol this whole concept is hilarious

I need a part 3😂😂😂

@badwolf3618

Жыл бұрын

Here you go! kzread.infoX5BD3vwMMOg?feature=share

@miroslavmajer5155

Жыл бұрын

There you go :) kzread.infoX5BD3vwMMOg

"Making the little things count" got me to subscribe

When dad jokes make you sub. I was watching this at the doctors. It was my 12th visit. He said I was really testing his patience. Kind of confused me, because I'd been nowhere near his patients.

@AngelerFils

Жыл бұрын

😆

@starrfishhill

Жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha

@MrChrispy777

Жыл бұрын

Spelling Nazi says PATIENTS!

@CountryDick

Жыл бұрын

You want to end the joke with "patients".

@starrfishhill

Жыл бұрын

@@CountryDick yep!!

I laugh so damn hard at the dumbest jokes...keep em coming!

Love the guy losing it in the background 🤣

@6woody559

Жыл бұрын

Totally sounds like nedav

@Sovereign_Raven_

Жыл бұрын

@@6woody559 thats because it is, they took his laugh audio

@juliantrujillo1117

Жыл бұрын

Stolen from YMH idiot. They stole that audio

@jk5099

Жыл бұрын

@@juliantrujillo1117 Do you kiss your mom with that mouth?

The Chicken and the Egg lying in bed, the chicken looks over and says well, I guess that answers that question.

@donadeavera9608

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@melancholytunes

Жыл бұрын

Good one

@wgunit2

Жыл бұрын

The roster comes first

@MrAnkitchawla

Жыл бұрын

I didn't understand the chicken and the egg joke... Could somebody explain please 🙄🙄

@tpp3162

Жыл бұрын

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

I love this to no end. This is just good humor to make you laugh and brighten your day; I’d love to see more.

" Making the little things count " Hysterical!!

From a fellow dad-joker, you guys are my heros!

@donadeavera9608

Жыл бұрын

Mine too. My grandsons call them crazy nana jokes.

Dude the guys cracking up in the background

@starrfishhill

Жыл бұрын

I know right they’re making me laugh too I don’t get the first joke could you explain that one to me

@tomvershay4281

Жыл бұрын

The first joke is a reference to which comes first the chicken or the egg. So he says he ordered one of each and he's gonna let him know which comes first the chicken or the egg

@starrfishhill

Жыл бұрын

@@tomvershay4281 oh my gosh….. Of course how stupid of me .. that’s hilarious

@starrfishhill

Жыл бұрын

@@tomvershay4281 and yes I’m blonde… 🙄🤦‍♀️

@tomvershay4281

Жыл бұрын

Hey nothing wrong with blondes. Own it proudly.

😆😃 Dad jokes are usually so lame it's hard to laugh. This is the second video I've seen and I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. My tummy aches 😂

The guy in the background was killing me. 😂😂😂😂😂

I had food in my mouth, when he said, "making the short ones count" I almost got choked laughing

dad jokes are the best jokes

I told the puzzle one to my friend the today. His response: *"I ate it in five minutes"* Completely strait-faced I'll be sitting in a corner contemplating life now.

"making little things count" 🤣

Dude this shit has had me rolling all day

Bald guy pulled it off at the last second making him undefeated in my book

The really “Dad-thing” about it all is the fact that you can hear the other guys in the studio cracking up so hysterically over DAD JOKES!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂

The laughter at the background got me crying 😂😂😂

as a five footer i appreciate the math humor

Love these guys - so funny

I love these. Always share with my friends

This video alone is why dads, brothers, uncles, grandpas and sometimes great grandpas are SO important!

We neeeed more of this! After watching part two I've been scouring the internet for more.

@badwolf3618

Жыл бұрын

Part 3 kzread.infoX5BD3vwMMOg?feature=share

I love how you can hear the people in the background laughing too

@juliantrujillo1117

Жыл бұрын

Stolen audio from the YMH podcast. The guy you hear laughing is named Nadav. They stole his laugh so they're video didn't suck

@juliantrujillo1117

Жыл бұрын

Stolen audio from YMH

Need more of these

Lol thanks dad! Lol

Oh my goodness guys those are some of the funniest jokes I've heard in along time. 🤣 I'm going to send them to every man I know. Thanks for making me laugh today.

It's amazing how they just make these up on the spot

Randomly came across this, then i checked the channel for more and now I'm a subscriber. These two are national treasures.

the guy laughing in the backround sounds like the tech guy on the Your Moms House and 2 bears, 1 cave podcast haha

@EvilStitch

Жыл бұрын

Have you seen the latest episode?

Love this! Bearded guy is hoooooot! 🔥🔥🔥

I keep watching it. Love these two

What do you call a polar bear drinking a beer? A polar beer!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they be trying to hold their laughs in but can't

That puzzle got me🤔 😂😂😂

@jeffreycarter5058

Жыл бұрын

For 3 to 5 years (age range for the jigsaw puzzle)... Took him 18 months to complete it

The people laughing in the background are the best parts of these videos.

I never get tired of these

The chicken/egg joke was brilliant!

I love these guys!

Lmfao these are actually really funny.

Love these guys!!! ❤️

All I need now is a bag of edibles and millions of these vids on this channel and binge watch ⌚

I didn't laugh at any of the jokes but the laughter after the jokes is super contagious 😂😂😂

@juliantrujillo1117

Жыл бұрын

The laugh your hearing in the background is Nadav and Christina from YMH Just search nadav losing it and see for yourself

@juliantrujillo1117

Жыл бұрын

They stole that audio

Please make this a serial! Thanks for the laughs.

@mrsignguy1000

Жыл бұрын

I like Frosted Flakes!

That first one was golden

Love laughing out loud. Thanks guys.

The world needs more of these videos

Dad jokes are great.

my daughter who passed away in 2014 would always tell this joke ‘what do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!! She was 4 and i never knew where she learned it but it was a perfect dad joke

The dad nailed it🤪🤪

The salad dressing got me good 😂

@johnjohnfofohniam

Жыл бұрын

Care to explain it?

@ernienegrete5702

Жыл бұрын

@@johnjohnfofohniam Naked salad 🥗

Absolutely love these shorts

You guys are great! Please keep these coming!

I love how the crew behind the camera is dying with laughter.

Never seen dad jokes done in competition before. Savage.

Hearing the people in back is so funny

I love the dad cackling in the background

These were great. Had me genuinely smiling

I absolutely love these 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

The guy in the back ground laughing 😂 has me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

I love jokes

Those were pretty good ones. 🤣

Actually funny!!!!!😂

These are GOLD!!

Lol the guys laughing in the studio control room or whatever, is just bursting out laughing XD

Lol I love how one of these jokes is rather offensive. It just makes it better.

This is so good

This is great. Things people do during a pandemic! Love it.

"Got stuck in a crack". What a crappy joke.🤣

The guys laughing in the background makes it 10x better

The chicken and the egg is low key brilliant. That was funny as hell.

@YorickWell

Жыл бұрын

I'm sorry to be dumb but I don't get the chicken and egg joke.

@docv73

Жыл бұрын

@@YorickWell he ordered one of each, he'll let us know what comes first, the chicken or the egg

BROOO THE PEOPLE IN THE BACKGROUND GOT ME DYING IF LAUGHTER

Loving the dad jokes!!!

These are good and I've not heard them before 🙌🏼👌🏼👏🏼😄

On the 2nd joke, about the jigsaw puzzle, I would have made a pause right after "it only took me" to let the "lol he thinks the suggested age is the time it takes to complete" to sink in. Then continue with " it only took me 18 months", so the "lol, it took him 18 months to put together a puzzle for a 5 yo?" Can sink in.

I'm gonna remember these

The laughter in the background is the best :D

Knock, knock…. lol 😂

This is the best thing i have ever seen on the internet😂

Even if you guessed the joke, them holding their laugh it self is enough for me to giggle

Last one got me 🤣🤣

These jokes are classic, even though I know most of the puns, I still crack up.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. When they get inside, the rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-o."

We need more of these 😵‍💫😵‍💫🤣

bruh it was the box that came first why didn't we think of that

I love dad jokes