The *"I have a question for you"* is giving me serious Saw *"I want to play a game"* vibes.

@rc1411

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking of the "Do you want to see something really scary?" line In the Twilight Zone ( 1983 version) that Dan Akroyd says over and over. Creepy vibes.

@kaitieknipe4048

2 жыл бұрын

His hey I have a question sounds like Hannibal lector hello Clarice

@moriah93ohio

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I can see that.

@hunterjames7433

Жыл бұрын

so glad i’m not the only one who saw this 😂😂

@carolemerle9995

Жыл бұрын

@@rc1411 I loved the old Twilight Zone series

I’m imagining these as Steve’s intrusive thoughts as he’s trying to do serious ER work 😂😂

@marcepinillos3491

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's what I thought too 😅

@bandana_girl6507

11 ай бұрын

Isn't that a description of most dad jokes?

Absolutely perfect, right down to the extremely cursed Tickle-Me-Elmo pun. Austin's slowly blossoming grin as he waits for the pun to settle into his victim is so innocent and rewarding.

@maggpiprime954

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't think that was Austin tho. I thought these two were a completely different set of characters. 🤔

@daniellebarker7667

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, no...it only seems innocent...

@carlycharlesworth1497

Жыл бұрын

Is this Austin, or is this Austins dad, or better still, Austin's evil twin??

@goazer2

Жыл бұрын

@@maggpiprime954 I mean that was pretty classic Rich.

@jinxypop13

Жыл бұрын

That grin was the best part!!! 🥰

The jokes are terrible, as they are meant to be, but his expressions are killing me! 🤣🤣🤣

@dianamural2358

2 жыл бұрын

I absolutely agreeeeee! Lmao

@evedallas2271

2 жыл бұрын

OMG the jokes were so bad it was funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@idfwy_ylsabiafwy182_GiGi

2 жыл бұрын

I read your comment before watching the video and that first joke about the organ donor and the change of heart the reaction on his face freaking KILLED me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@1trungynguyen

2 жыл бұрын

Hey..😏

@dynamicworlds1

2 жыл бұрын

There was some real "you're lucky I know the trauma staff is already overworked right now" energy in some of those glares

I'm in a wheelchair, the trampoline joke had me ROLLIN😜😂😂😂

@Siege.Guerra

2 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there....

@BlairMountainNetwork

9 ай бұрын

Good one!!! 😂

@carlasouthwell7422

9 ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅

As a Wheelchair user that trampoline one truly made me crack up thank you!

@onyxlily2230

Жыл бұрын

Although that's not a dad joke, it's more of a stepmother joke.

@heylloh

Жыл бұрын

My dad had no legs past the knees with no prosthetics, and I laughed really hard at that one too.

@SilvaDreams

10 ай бұрын

​@@heyllohDunno I knew a guy like that and he always loved going on a trampoline.Was a bit jealous because hecould pull off backflips better than me.

When I had my eldest son, a nurse used to come to my room to just talk, joke and laugh when she was leaving work as I was so much alone. This reminds me a lot about her. ☺️

@revenevan11

2 жыл бұрын

Nurses like that are the best!

@PADS62

Жыл бұрын

​@@revenevan11 Yes! They absolutely are the best! 😁❤️😂

"Can dogs take X-rays? No, but cats can."

@FasterBueno

Жыл бұрын

Oh my goood this help me get the Mexican one

@Justsayin490

Жыл бұрын

😂

@Mushroom321-

Жыл бұрын

😂🤣 THANK YOU!!!

@helenamcginty4920

10 ай бұрын

My type of joke. Do you have xmas crackers in The Us or are they just a UK thing? (paper tubes not biscuits/cookies) This is a perfect cracker joke.

@mif_sovremennosty

9 ай бұрын

I don't get it(((

All his grinning makes me laugh my ass off.

@ravennevermore641

2 жыл бұрын

Heeey What did one butt cheek say to the other ? Together we can Stop this 💩😂🤣

@dianamural2358

2 жыл бұрын

Me tooo!!

@victoriarodriguez9981

10 ай бұрын

I honestly think the facial expressions were either better than some of the jokes or they added to the jokes landing... without them... I probably could have survived the whole video with a straight face

It's the creeping psychosis with each approach that makes this funny as hell... 😅

@kathleenvargovich9539

Жыл бұрын

Especially with Austin who's the sweetest thing possible

Omg Austin’s facial expressions 😂 I laughed so hard with each one.

@carlasouthwell7422

9 ай бұрын

Austin pulled 1 too many shifts...

"I don't stop sucking when you slap me" ,that line is sending meeee😂😭

Austin's gone a bit creepy, and I'm here for it!

@cardboardbox8609

Жыл бұрын

That’s what makes them 10x better!

My brother is a nurse and has perfected his dad jokes and dark humor. It's how you stay sane.

Omg the facial expressions killed me!!! And the mosquito joke was beautiful ❤️‍🔥🤣😎

I’ve missed these two! We need to see more of them please! They’re so hilarious, “hey” guy for his questions and the other for his responses. 😂😂🥰

@sunflowerlovingsoprano

2 жыл бұрын

Did you know this is the same person playing both characters? Lmaooo

@LadyRad2000

2 жыл бұрын

@@sunflowerlovingsoprano no really?🫤 I was speaking about the characters, not the guy playing both, but thanks for playing!😂😂

@sunflowerlovingsoprano

2 жыл бұрын

@@LadyRad2000 ahaha I like you 😂

OMG 😆 I’m laughing so hard my dog thinks that he has done something good and got the zoomies!!😂😂😂😂

@moeoverthere3640

2 жыл бұрын

lol so cute

@ivechang6720

2 жыл бұрын

Good times!

@squidward9191

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine thinking you've done something good for absolutely no reason and then running around like a madman as a result

@hollypierce3076

2 жыл бұрын

@@squidward9191 knowing right! Pure joy!!😂🤣

@dixiecyrus8136

Жыл бұрын

❤️❤️❤️funny pupper!🤣🤣🤣

How is this so adorable! His Dad joke character had me giggling way too much from his "haaayyy" to his cheesy grins at the end of jokes.

If I was the pregnant lady I'd be laughing. 😂

@dawnemccraw1303

Жыл бұрын

Laughing so hard I would be that the baby would be popping out 😂😂😂😅😅❤❤❤

@tippy651

Жыл бұрын

​@Dawne McCraw yep 😂

@catebrooks6779

Жыл бұрын

I'd at least be peeing... unlike the guy who couldn't.

@Kiss_My_Aspergers

Жыл бұрын

@Dawne McCraw That almost happened with my youngest cousin (on my Mom's side, anyway). My aunt was, I'm pretty sure, on the pain med you're given for going into labour (forget the name), and this one pretty Jamaican nurse who'd been with her since we got to the hospital was making her crack up - not even entirely on purpose, she was just naturally hilarious. Then the other nurse started yelling (not cruelly, purely out of concern) at her to stop laughing because the baby was coming out too fast. I just imagined my newborn baby cousin getting shot out of my aunt with the pressure and speed of a t-shirt cannon and couldn't stop laughing (I was pretty sleep-deprived by that point, too, and was only a young teenager at the time) long enough to hear the rest of how it went (I'd gone home early cos myself and my eldest cousin - I'm the eldest of all them, so she's the second-eldest overall - were friggin starving! Tfg for Burger King). Still one of my favourite hospital stories to tell. And we have a LOT of those in my family, cos our genetics SUCK!!!

@tippy651

Жыл бұрын

@@Kiss_My_Aspergers That's hilarious! 😂

I’m on my way to deal with some shit that I REALLY don’t want to deal with, feeling some serious depression, and this made me giggle out loud on the train. Thank you so much Steveio, I really needed this.

I don't know what's funnier...the dumb jokes (and I love me some dumb jokes!) or the facial expressions for both characters. Thank you for the belly laughs...I needed to laugh today. ❤🤣😂🤣❤

I absolutely love his expressions 🤣 you have to remind yourself it's the same guy playing both parts !

I keep expecting Austin to say “Clarice” after he states “I have a question for you”.

@carlasouthwell7422

9 ай бұрын

😂...I can see that...😅

Laughing here so much. Not sure which is funnier the jokes or the facial expressions. Steveioe you are too funny and it is appreciated so keep up the great work.

This is fantastic. Dad jokes are my favorite jokes, and your dad jokes were some of my favorite tik toks! I'm so happy you put them all together in a compilation!

@carolemerle9995

Жыл бұрын

I hope he does a sequel

These are great!! The ventriloquist and the cheap circumcision ones got me, but that mosquito one... 🤣🤣☠️

@ExtraChillFurry

8 ай бұрын

I don't get the ventriloquist one. could you explain it?

@remyc29

8 ай бұрын

@@ExtraChillFurry Like a ventriloquist, getting something to "talk" without their lips moving... At least, that's how I interpreted it. Lol

I really think he is funny. I laugh a lot with his ER shorts. It has 90%truth in most.

i loved every single one of these jokes! your ability to have on-screen multiple personalities is amazing, my daughter thought you were twins.

Is this Austin or his darker twin, Albert? Cus I see a lot of comments calling him Austin, but I didn't pick up on that... the name Albert popped in my head. He works primarily in the morgue, but has the training (and certs) to work in the ER on occassion. When I saw others saying it was Austin, I realized Albert HAS to be Austin's identical twin.... and a bit more "twisted" than our sweet Austin. Anyway... cute jokes =D

@PhoenixofEru

Жыл бұрын

This is now my headcanon

@sophierobinson2738

Жыл бұрын

Dad jokes!

The expressions on Austin’s face were everything 💙💙💙

Dad jokes are the best. 1,000,000%

Jokes again and again they are unstoppable

I legit find it hilarious how proud of the punch lines he looks 😂😂😂

@BlairMountainNetwork

9 ай бұрын

Yah... The expressions make it 🤣!!! ... +the creepy approach... & my favorites are the ones that end in "Get out" & he just says "Okay"... with a puppy-like tilt (which I keep expecting to follow through with a bendy exit)!!!... 😅😝

I laughed so hard I almost wet my pants lol. Every joke just escalated! And the "hey" guy face 😂😂😂😂Love this!

"Hispanic attacks" killed me, I'm gonna start using that one 🤣

1) pretty sure this is Austin's creepy cousin. 😂 2) everytime I was like "..bruh", Rich's expression immediately reflected the same thought 😂😂😂😂😂

I love the "Heeyyy" "I got a question for you" you are so damn funny. Would have loved to work with you in the ER!

That smirk..gets me every time🤣🤣🤣🤣

All of these made me laugh so hard. A couple of them I’d heard already. But still made me laugh.

Love the mosquito joke. Not necessarily gay, but Austin comes across as too nice to be straight (that was meant to be humorous; I fail often).

@just2botheru

2 жыл бұрын

Dang, you've never met a nice straight guy? One should wonder why...

@fbbWaddell

2 жыл бұрын

Humerus

@tomd7274

2 жыл бұрын

@@just2botheru it was just a joke. Your name is "just to bother u." 😀

@cobwash4191

2 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for the punchline to be something about the mosquito having a little prick, but either worked just as well in this instance... haha.

@ab.erdeen54

2 жыл бұрын

@@soda_pops9466 pretty sure homosexual men are called gay because they are gay, but i get what you mean lol

His face is great when he's telling those jokes!😂🤣

Love these! The after smiles are great.

Oh my gosh - this was hilarious. I love his expressions; it really feels like 2 separate people.

Why keep roasting on Mr.Peanut.

Thank you so much for these. I laughed so hard with these....❤️😇

I don't know what to laugh at more the dumb a$$ jokes or the goofy grins.

@bunnyslippers191

2 жыл бұрын

And Ben's Looks o' Death. Also the timing of the jokes like the lightbulb and pregnant lady one. That one nearly broke me I laughed so hard. *dying*

Your expressions in both characters are just hilarious! Well done! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🔝🔝🔝

“Hey. I have a question for you.” This now stuck in my head! On repeat!!

Totally not me stalking u

Corny, cute, and hilarious! 🤣😂. Austin’s, facial expressions are absolutely too much! 😭

The „Get out“ - „Okay“ gets me every time 😂

The way he says question😂

My dad was the patient telling the jokes to the nurses; he would also show them his card tricks. Sometimes the nursing staff would return with a spouse or friend off duty and have him repeat it all again for them. LOL 🤣. He would have loved hearing these. ❤

These are fantastic. Love me some dad jokes. But why is it always to Rich? I love that it’s always when he’s cranky or doing something. Lol Oh Austin, his innocence and gigantic smile is the best! Makes me crack up every time.

@pandagirl42087

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that last joke explained why always Rich. Austin has a crush.

Oh I think another one of these should be done. That last grin after the mosquito joke had me giggling.

“He just sat in his wheelchair and cried”. That’s so dark and I love it so much! Almost as much as I love Austin.

Those "hey"s were all creepy af

I've missed these! thanks for bringing them back! LOL I love how proud the questioner gets with every reaction he produces!

I love that huge grin. And the shoulders going back and forth are perfect! Love it!

As a mother I lost it on the lightbulb one 😂😂

Other than the wheelchair one the others were pretty good.

I'm sorry I just can't stop laughing. this is too funny!

I'm still laughing! The "hey!" gets me every time.

A wink on the last one would have been elite

I had my hubby watch this with me and we were laughing so hard at this video. I told him that I was not sure of what was funnier for facial expressions the one telling the joke or the one asking "What"

Everyone of these was GOLD. Tagged my dad's on Facebook and they gonna laugh so hard 🤣

You did that joke so well you actually made that dad joke funny.

I am absolutely dying of laughter!!

My Dad. His the paramedic in the back making these jokes.😂

Those jokes were actually pretty good. They made me laugh a lot. Thank you 🙂

So glad I am at work and alone right now. I'm kind of laughing way to hard. And glad nobody is around to see it. Btw, awesome dad jokes.

PSA: A cheap circumcision is called genital mutilation. In fact, every kind of circumcision is called genital mutilation.

@hectorpascal

4 ай бұрын

A circumcision is a real "rip-off" in more ways than one (you lose a valuable free sex toy AND you have to pay for it !)😐

As a Mom of 5 I would have laughed at that 🤣🤣

Omfg. That LAST ONE!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This video of yours and your many other’s are so hilarious that you’ve managed to get a very sickly lady too laugh despite the suffering. Thank you Steve. ❤

Hands down the misquote one is still my favorite 😂🥵😏🥴

Definitely the creepiest Austin I've seen so far. Buy I liked all the jokes, especially the last one.

Terrible jokes are a major love language for my husband and I and a source of pain for our children. Thanks for your service to our family 😂

OMG that smile at the end of each of it gets me rolling lol

I love this video. It really made me laugh 😅. I had a bad day.

first i love ur videos sm! you are so funny! ur dad jokes are the best ❤️❤️

Oh that last one! Austin you bad boy.

The "eyes of death" after Austin's punch lines were great. I needed this. Thank you! 😂

Do you think you could do a scenario of a Child marriage case like in Chicago Med? It’s perfectly legal in most countries and it’s absolutely repulsive. I don’t think enough people know it happens all the time and is perfectly legal.

@1970Mom

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, like the pedophile Republican Senator that wanted the marriage age lowered to 12 cuz he got his child victim pregnant.

OK...these made me literally LOL!!! I am such a sucker for Dad jokes!!!! Love the straight face too...that makes it even better!!!

Omg, I love this. Your expressions are next level. Every "hey, I have a question for you" killed me lol a rip off! Bahahahaha

That’s the best laugh I’ve had all week. Mind you, towards the end that grin was seriously creeping me out.😂

I don't know what's funnier, the looks of satisfaction from Austin or the reaction looks from Rich lol

I love how you can keep a straight face while telling jokes.

The mosquito one!!😂🤣☠️

The annoyed looks are the funniest part of the video. 🤣

Your facial expressions are so hysterical!!!!

That smile at the end is everything ❤

So dark but so hilarious! The expressions he makes are 80% of the jokes!

Omg the expressions got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Literally crying!!

I love this... shows great depth of acting.

Loved it...laughing so hard...my kitty thinks something is wrong she is licking me in my face like "It;s ok mama, it's ok"

Omg, the creepy stalker "hey" followed by the great pride in that grin! 🤣😂🤣❤️❤️❤️

The abdominal pain joke was very funny! I laughed out loud! In fact a lot of the jokes were funny! Well done!!😂😂😂😂😊😊😊

You have the BEST facial expressions!!