In a parallel universe a DM is presiding over a terrible party of adventurers who keep getting wiped by Kobolds.

@theplummetingscotsman5874

2 ай бұрын

Basically the podcast "Offices and Bosses" where fantasy creatures play a TTRPG about working in a cubicle, trying to hit deadlines and also not messing up a Deborah from accountings birthday pizza lunch

@Sirfinchyyy

2 ай бұрын

Kobolds r really quite nasty when u face them in their nest. I would say this was fairly accurate as they would have tons of traps and would totally throw themselves at the party to protect their clan.

@danmoar94

2 ай бұрын

Yeah in my mind it's an alternate OX and Luke just turns to the group and says to nobody in particular, "What the hell? These kobolds are so persistent!"

@chrissheppard2150

2 ай бұрын

Parallel Universe? Nope, round here we call it "Friday night"...

@DJDarkDarsi

2 ай бұрын

When CR did a Goblin Party game someone made this same joke, it's just as funny here : D

I'm not even 1/4 of the way in and I already want a whole series of "D&D but everyone is _______."

@consolescrub4031

3 ай бұрын

My vote is D&D but everyone is Strahd just for how that would be the closest we get to that VTM game.

@MrBusrunner

2 ай бұрын

Enemies from Oxventure

@nichan008

2 ай бұрын

D&D but everyone is a traumatized victim of the Oxventurer's previous escapades.

@xela12345

2 ай бұрын

D&D but everyone is one of Egbert's parasites

@auri5226

2 ай бұрын

D&D but everyone is a spicy rat.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one deeply invested in the continued survival of Jane's elder Kobold.

"It's water... it's quite spicy. Don't drink too much of it." I *DIED* at that line!

Probably my favorite spin-off they've ever done? The randomized titles really gave everyone a chance to show off how good they are at roleplaying and adapting to different characters, and kept the whole thing fresh and engaging.

@ArDeeMee

2 ай бұрын

Also, Johnny spawning in on that bridge and immediately getting dropped into the abyss is such a mood.

So much fun, jane clocking the druid in the face with the salt rock made me snort my drink out of my nose

@octochan

2 ай бұрын

I'd already snorted my drink out my nose at Jane's kobold noises

@RachDarastric2

2 ай бұрын

Druid: "Gentle kobold, I don't think you understand what you do." Kobold: "I don't think you understand, you all need to pay for what you did to my kin in the previous tunnel."

@Sirfinchyyy

13 күн бұрын

I almost dropped from my seat.

Here's to Mike's reacting to the name "Bing the Private" with "I think that's illegal".

@daviddaugherty2816

2 ай бұрын

Luckily, Johnny took it exactly where I hoped they would as soon as I heard that name.

"Who needs a new kobold" needs to be on a tshirt

@cesardeleon2060

2 ай бұрын

and all the dead kobold's names crossed out except for Era the Vacuous

@lina9535

2 ай бұрын

And one for the "kobold vending machine"

@notehead1884

2 ай бұрын

I would buy all of those

@Sirfinchyyy

2 ай бұрын

A bit on the nose (or snout?). Maybe: ypu are now playing _____the kobold who is ______😂

@SarineLewis

Ай бұрын

That would be so easy to make!

Andy rolled a 0...with advantage. Feel that's one for the record books.

@BlackMoonHowls

2 ай бұрын

Roll a D1. Winner every time.

@Sirfinchyyy

2 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure Egbert rolled a few 0's after modifiers, is he really 3 kobolds in a suit of armour and they take turns being the head kobold?? We may never know.😂😂😂😂

The part with jane and her salt rock and strange noises is some of the funniest stuff I've watched in a long time lmao

"That's a piece of paper" will never stop making me laugh

@toymachine2328

2 ай бұрын

Helpfully pointing towards the actual caves

@gruggerduggerhoose

2 ай бұрын

They all look so pleased with themselves and luke is PRESSED lmao

"3 in a trench coat is 1 person" making 1 kobold roughly 2ft tall is my favourite kind of measuring system lol

@theoneallinblack

2 ай бұрын

As an American I instantly knew exactly what their size was given that unit of measurement 😅

@toymachine2328

2 ай бұрын

​​@@theoneallinblack NASA using "Kobolds" to describe the size of the next martian rover. "Three kobolds high, five kobolds wide, assuming the kobolds are lying on their backs,..."

@RachDarastric2

2 ай бұрын

@@toymachine2328 Unfortunately they are telling the truth on their backs, so we will have to remeasure.

@toymachine2328

2 ай бұрын

@@RachDarastric2 took me a minute, there

@RachDarastric2

2 ай бұрын

@@toymachine2328 This is the 2020s, most people would have been too dim witted to get the joke. I like you.

19:24 i dont know why but i lost it at jane saying thats a piece of paper. true kobold fashion

Imagine how angry you'd be as an adventuring party if this happened to you.

@SamusMcAslan

2 ай бұрын

They totally brought it on themselves, though. They TPK'd the first group of kobolds because they found them slightly annoying, even though the kobolds were offering to help guide them at that point. That party earned what they got.

@ApetureTestSubject

2 ай бұрын

Good point. It's Kobold Karma.

@haravikk

2 ай бұрын

Don't have to imagine, Kobolds are great as enemies even into higher levels as you can just throw more of them at the players and combine with devious (to a Kobold) traps. For very high levels the Kobolds just need to whittle them down a bit and prevent resting ahead of the dragon boss battle. 😉

@travislyonsgary

2 ай бұрын

They were consistently incredibly dismissive of the Kobolds. The Druid gets points for not even acknowledging they were entering the home of the kobolds and framing the behavior under that. And the others ignored the point about the kobolds not wanting them to go to a given religious location and being sapients themselves. On some level it may be that Luke didn't actually know that Kobolds actually are quite advanced in mining and community themselves even if they are slightly dumb.

@RachDarastric2

2 ай бұрын

Imagine how angry you would be if you were a kobold tribe and this happened to you. And more importantly how embarrassed you'd be if taking on a halfling is like taking on a grizzly bear. You would think they'd be evenly matched.

Legitimately impressed with Ellen. The whole crew sometimes comes across with a bit of a "I don't even know my character sheet after all these years", but she actually kept track of someone else's resources through an entire adventure.

@Saaz42

2 ай бұрын

I never knew I needed to see Ellen rules lawyer about druids.

@photoo848

2 ай бұрын

Ellen's been on top of things from the start. In episode 1 she's the only one dressed for the ocassion (everyone else only started dressing as their character after Mike joined)

@_b1ack0ut4

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, big props for that call out lol Althoouuuugh, she still says that wildshape is a 2 per day ability. You’ve got more freedom than that, Ellen, you can turn into a cat twice per *short rest*, not long! Always Be Catting

For a second, when the druid and the dragon born were presented, I honestly thought we would see a human pirate rogue, a half-orc bard and a tiefling warlock coming next.

@chrismanuel9768

2 ай бұрын

Same

@Some_Guy_On_YouTube

2 ай бұрын

I kinda want them to show up as NPCs that the player’s new characters need to deal with. Have Binbag get fed up with them and banish them to the new world or something.

@alexharrison2743

2 ай бұрын

I really thought these were going to be the True Heroes of Geth

@Sirfinchyyy

13 күн бұрын

​@@Some_Guy_On_KZreadTeleported to "anywhere but here" ( i hate adventurers.)

who needs a powerful party of characters when you have wave after wave of kobolds trying to "help" you on your journey

When Luke said "I wouldn't bother writing the names down" it was clear it was going to be absolute chaos .... aka the reason we're all here 👌😄

Andy’s first two Kobolds were dangerously charismatic and capable, they had to die 😂

@alexharrison2743

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, I feel like once the others had killed off a few characters it gave him the assurance to let his kobolds throw themselves into the pyre

@Sirfinchyyy

13 күн бұрын

The Gym-Bro had to go!

35:45 best part of this video is Luke's constant looks of "oh you sweet summer child, how nice of you to try."

The first roll of the night is a 0. There's a mood. A familiar, familiar mood...

Johnny's grin after Mike said he wished he could play a kobold all the time was interesting, given that kobolds are in fact a playable race and they're all about to start up new characters soon.

@SorowFame

2 ай бұрын

Frankly Egbert could very easily be a kobold without changing much.

@lina9535

2 ай бұрын

Egbert's adopted child; a kobold called Eggy Jr

@daviddaugherty2816

Ай бұрын

Maybe Egbert will grab his mace by the wrong side and be reborn as Ko-bert.

@Sirfinchyyy

13 күн бұрын

But imagine Mike playing by the rules... to his deadly advantage, Geth could barely handle Egbert after reading the class abilities....

@Sirfinchyyy

13 күн бұрын

​@@daviddaugherty2816 ko-bert, from the "Order De La Vache Mauve"

Jane has become wyrm destroyer of adventurers

@zq1734

2 ай бұрын

Shai-Hulud! As written!

I love this, it has the same energy as the skeletons one shot but with the full Oxventure crew.

@Some_Guy_On_YouTube

2 ай бұрын

Adventure Skeletons! is so fun. I ran it for a few groups of friends, and it has become a couple of campaigns. I plan on running it for the day at a local convention next month.

"The Prim and the Trendy," sounds like they'd be the hottest sitcom duo of the season, and I'd like to see that be a thing. Seriously, though - Mike's performance as the Prim was absolutely _aces._ If only it'd lasted longer...

I like to imagine Johnny's "aww dang it" was the slight disappointment that they didnt get to DM the first TPK after all the boss battles the Oxventurers have cheesed.

@le0n1dk1m5

2 ай бұрын

I thought so as well)

@JohnnyChiodini

2 ай бұрын

I'm saying nothing [Nodding vigorously]

@atomic3691

2 ай бұрын

​@JohnnyChiodini You oversaw the first TPK when you GMed You Awaken in a Strange Place.

@subman23

2 ай бұрын

Imagine? Nah, that is factually what happened, no notes

1:07:40 - anyone else notice Luke's Freudian slip of calling Andy's charismatic kobold Corazon? Hehe

@SolaScientia

2 ай бұрын

I totally missed that and had to go watch that bit just now. Wouldn't surprise me if that was intentional.

@VonBlade

2 ай бұрын

Yep. I'm sure this will happen with the new crew too.

@ka-mai

2 ай бұрын

I don't think it was a slip, more of a joke about this kobold's personality.

@alexharrison2743

2 ай бұрын

@@ka-mai either way, lovely moment

@Sirfinchyyy

13 күн бұрын

Never noticed untill i saw this❤. If it was intentional, luke woild have said "Cora-bold" or something equally bad.

Cast of Player Characters: (How they died) [Who they defeated] Ellen: - Dazdier the Enthusiastic (Pummeled by Ice Storm) - Kaz the Singleminded (Shot by Crossbow Bolt) - Sias the Wishful (Drowned trying to cross a river) - Grak the Paternalistic (Breathed on by Fire) - Zubrish the Dry (Kicked into a chasm) - Crez the Sloppy Mike: - Zaria the Easily Discouraged (Pummeled by Ice Storm) - Gigan the Unambitious (Drowned in a river while ambitiously untying a rope) - Shrang the Puritanical (Slashed trying to touch a halfling) - Eraz the Prim (Breathed on by Fire) - Keng the Modern Jane: - Zrer the Sage (Pummeled by Ice Storm) - Scoker the Winning (Shot by Crossbow Bolt) - Era the Vacuous Andy: - Colegrace the Opportunistic (Stabbed trying to steal a dagger) - Kirk the Fun-loving (Pummeled by Ice Storm) - Dakrid the Healthy (Drowned in a river) [Drowned an elf fighter] - Gordrum the Confused (Slashed trying to touch a halfling) - Thaz the Trendy (Crashed into a stone wall in a minecart) [Halfling was also in the minecart] - Grain the Well-read (Thornwhipped in half) [Un-bridged a dragonborn] - Krawky the Forgiving [Slinged a druid] Johnny: - Kragock the Impractical (Killed in a duel) - Dakrid the Vulnerable (Pummeled by Ice Storm) - Narka the Bland (Drowned in a river trying to rescue a dragonborn) - Nimchair the Cowardly (Slashed trying to touch a halfling) - Bing the Private (Neck snapped by a dragonborn) - Grin the Clumsy (Decapitated by a dwarven bridge) - Kiz the Uninhibited

@matt-thorn

3 ай бұрын

I didn't notice while watching, but Andy managed to somehow kill all of the adventurers.

@alexanderslowikow9131

3 ай бұрын

Don't sell our boy Gigan the Unambitious short. He didn't try to untie a rope, he succeeded. ;)

@ZeusBrown

3 ай бұрын

@@alexanderslowikow9131 Thanks, fixed

@azureskyblade1106

3 ай бұрын

And he's also tied with Johnny for dying the most.@@matt-thorn

@dallydaydream

3 ай бұрын

You're a legend for writing all that down, thanks!

Wow when they said everyone's a Kobold I thougt like they are all Kobold pc's, not actual Kobolds who use the monster stats. I love it.

@dubbingsync

2 ай бұрын

I know that’s what I expected… wouldn’t have thought just run of the mill Kobolds.

@toymachine2328

2 ай бұрын

One of them should play a series of monster stat kobolds in the next DnD series, likely to need respawned several times per episode

I love how easily they fall into the roles Mike being so discouraged is hilarious

The totally impassive face Johnny makes whenever doing Narka the Bland's lines is fantastic.

The moral of the story is: Be as vacuous and uninhibited as possible.

@daviddaugherty2816

2 ай бұрын

Second moral, being healthy is too much effort and doesn't last long.

@Sirfinchyyy

13 күн бұрын

The basic Tenents of Kobold life.

I like how Gitvisk goes from a Great Wyrm (a building sized dragon with godlike powers) to just a really old kobold that falls down a hole😅

I love it when Johnny plays, the chaos they bring is fantastic.

Luke is our guide through these vast new realities. Follow him and ponder the question “What do…?”

@ColonelHazard

2 ай бұрын

Underrated joke.

That face Luke makes mimicking Jane's character singing in front of the adventurers...I never knew I needed this in my life, but now that I have it, I'm eternally happy.

The uninhibited is a wild magic sorcerer. And I love it

that was such a great session, didn't think this many kobolds would die, everyone looked like they had so much fun

I love Johnny taking real life psychic damage at Mike having not used a d4 before

@Amaranthyne

3 ай бұрын

Time stamp? Cause I totally missed that.

@davidchristie6003

3 ай бұрын

​@@AmaranthyneOof I was really hoping nobody asked because it is not where I thought it was. Sorry. Hopefully someone with less kobold-esque intelligence or wisdom can help

@Amaranthyne

3 ай бұрын

Found it! 1:55:17

@davidchristie6003

3 ай бұрын

​@@AmaranthyneThanks. You are truly one of the special variant kobolds with better stats.

@Amaranthyne

3 ай бұрын

@@davidchristie6003 🤣 Not in strength, constitution, charisma, or dexterity! Just a well read Kobold.

Johnnie: "they all whip off their loinclothes and sling stones-small stones." Me: (thinking) Sounds like they've got some pretty big stones to me...

“I challenge you to a duel!!” “Damn thats impractical” DED 😂

@ArDeeMee

2 ай бұрын

Also, literally ded. 😂

Feel like Johnny missed the opportunity with being uninhibited to cast Moonbeam, it is like the easiest spell in DnD

@zedarkenigma

2 ай бұрын

I think Ellen would have flipped the table.

@BlackMoonHowls

2 ай бұрын

Can't be cast in caves there has to be at least ONE opening. Duh doy.

@nathanaelellender6495

Ай бұрын

I thought it was gonna be learned when the kobold ate the tooth

I really dig Jane's sweater

I don't know if Kobold lore is canon to DnD, but the Great Wyrm entering a trance to please the Kobold god gave me "bigfoot meditating for peace in his psychic torpor at the center of the earth" vibes.

@BlackMoonHowls

2 ай бұрын

200 wat? More like the game called 400 Days.

The best part was Ellen "um actuallying" the druids resources to win the day, lol

@robstuart8474

2 ай бұрын

Calling it an, "Um, actually..." is really selling Ellen short. She's as cunning as Jayne Cobb's hat; she knew that all she had to do was wait for Luke to get carried away with taking disproportionate actions because Rule Of Cool (A Fête Worse Than Death, anyone?) and she would have him absolutely lawyered.

@BlackMoonHowls

2 ай бұрын

@@robstuart8474 *Fate. Do you even raison d'être, nerd bro?

@robstuart8474

2 ай бұрын

@@BlackMoonHowls A Fête Worse Than Death is the Halloween Oxventure from a couple of years ago. In this one, Luke quickly derailed all of Johnny's plans by impulsively taking a Rule Of Cool spell opportunity. Ellen just needed to wait for him to do it again here and boom.

It's not Three Kobolds in a Trenchcoat, but it's just as good. Long live my new favourite character, Era the Vacuous

Very fun watch. This session reaffirmed my belief that it would be fantastic to watch this group go through a level zero funnel. ...And someone mentioned in the chat that the game had Paranoia vibes, which is another game that would be a good fit for the group.

@octochan

3 ай бұрын

I wonder how they would fare in Fiasco?

@CorwinAlexander

2 ай бұрын

I would love to see them play Paranoia. It could only be Jane as the computer, obviously.

"RIP whatever your name was" must be printed on a tshirt! 😂

@toymachine2328

2 ай бұрын

Gravel Axe!

@BlackMoonHowls

2 ай бұрын

@@toymachine2328 Pebble Dagger.

Andy was MVP for causing most deaths. 😂

@clockworkkirlia7475

2 ай бұрын

In that, arguably, with an assist from a Druid, a foolhardy Halfling, a troupe of Kobolds and a whole *room* of Kobolds, he caused *all* of them. Thanks to @ZeusBrown for cataloguing all the causes!

I went ‘I’ve got that shirt!’ When I saw Mike wearing the What do tee. Before realising I literally bought it from Oxboxtra 😂 Excellent session guys, glad Oxventure is back!

That was excellent, Kobolds are one of the most fun DnD creatures. I sort of want the Oxventure party to encounter a load of kobolds with the exact same personalities appearing in the same order as we saw here as they die off in their next one shot and see how long it takes them to catch on.

"Dragonborn don't have darkvision unless it's funny." - Mike Channel

"Shrang the puritanical - here to stop everyone's fun" is a hard favourite 😂😂

This has big "Shadow of Mordor" energy with the names/ personalities, and I am *here* for it! Next up, should there be Xvarts (Little Blue Gollums with Big Orange Eyes)? Or perhaps Kuo-ta? Or maybe Mephits, and you roll for what type of Mephit you come in as? Alternatively, the fully opposite end, everyone's a Pit Fiend!

@BlackMoonHowls

2 ай бұрын

Other lizard folk naming conventions ranges to "Sniffs-the-Feet" and "Pounds-the-Metal" depending on job roles and personal skills to "Toby" and "Sek".

Andy somehow caused the deaths of all of the adventures

@LegendaryTalesandTrails

2 ай бұрын

Employee of the century!

I played one of 30 kobolds defending a college building from a team of five adventurers. Needless to say, we all died, but not without putting up a good fight.

Obsessed with this concept. Just like a kobold would appreciate, I'm going to steal it.

'Is this your urine?' 'No, I said "tea," not "wine!"'

My local in person group just finished a "little guys" campaign and I played a Kobold Sorcerer named Slip. He found a spellbook and now is 100% convinced he's a wizard. He has the Ritual Caster feat so he has a goose familiar that may or may not be an Eldritch Aberration. Please please please use him as an NPC. I would be over the moon to see him somewhere in someone else's world

@chaosjimthevoidlord3762

3 ай бұрын

He will 100% be appearing in my campaign very shortly, don’t you worry.

@BlackMoonHowls

2 ай бұрын

Make that appearing in two universes, for that beloved NPC of yours shall have the "pleasure" of being in my world. Caern and It'd Be the last time the ever "slip" away. (Funny cause Kobolds have the "Squirm" ability as well) That goose is just a plain old goose but with a silly wizard hat on. Kobolds are not very smart so how would they tell a threat like a real goose or an actual Eldritch Abomination like my DMPC's. Ember Brimstone and Calix, her wolf girl human "pet" she made into one of those OP anime chicks. Another thing, Beggers can't be choosers. I give all my NPCs the AAA treatment. Give them a name a backstory and a reason to live and then I kill them most spectacularly. I watch a lot of 80's and 90's adult anime. Ever heard of Genocyber or how about Angel Cop? Mad Bull 34 ring a bell? See murder hobos in D&D are mean and problem players, but Caern in meaner still and will chew you up and spit you out like some kind of Sick Bubblegum Crisis all outta ass to kick. What a Horrible Night to Have a Curse of Science Fantasy. Lord of The Space Wars. Planet Trekking. Sky Jogging and Ham Sewing. It'll be all fun and games until the Cyber MP's show up and wreck shit with their Tank Police.

Kobold Mike stops recording and puts away his mobile phone "AND PULLS OUT HIS CHAINSAW" Bwahahaha !!!

Now this is a Kobold choice!

@LungsOutJem

3 ай бұрын

If I didn't agree with you, I'd say that was a kobold faced lie! 😂

@clementus360

3 ай бұрын

@@LungsOutJem that's a kobold statement you've made there

@robertnope1993

3 ай бұрын

Inspiration dice awarded

@SHADOWofJUSTiCE

3 ай бұрын

death awarded...

@davidchristie6003

3 ай бұрын

Shed dies again

Everyone is a Kobold was wonderful in a unique way. Great to see Luke doing the story. Thanks for all the laughter.👍👍

This is probably one of the most funny things I've ever witnessed! Part of me loves it (95%), and the last part of me (5%) is in incredible amounts of pain from laughing and whatever is wrong with my back isn't having it. But it's still worth the pain, the joy is superior!!!

"Is that why they're here? For hair?" just killed me, I cannot stop laughing

In the immortal words of Popper the Kobold, "Have a treato!" Indeed.

JO: Kragock the Impractical died (thrown against a wall, crunched-up bone heap), replaced by Dakrid the Vulnerable AN: Colegrace the Opportunistic died (stabbed in the ribs), replaced by Kirk the Fun-Loving EL: Dazdier the Enthusiastic died (ice storm spell), replaced by Kaz the Singleminded MI: Zaria the Easily Discouraged died (ice storm spell), replaced by Gigan the Unambitious JA: Zrer the Sage died (ice storm spell), replaced by Scoker the Winning AN: Kirk the Fun-Loving died (ice storm spell), replaced by Dakrid the Healthy JO: Dakrid the Vulnerable died (ice storm spell), replaced by Narka the Bland EL: Kaz the Singleminded died (crossbow bolt), replaced by Sias the Wishful JA: Scoker the Winning died (crossbow bolt), replaced by Era the Vacuous AN: Dakrid the Healthy died (washed away), replaced by Gordrum the Confused MI: Gigan the Unambitious died (washed away), replaced by Shrang the Puritanical JO: Narka the Bland died (washed away), replaced by Nimchair the Cowardly MI: Shrang the Puritanical died (stabbed), replaced by Eraz the Prim AN: Gordrum the Confused died (stabbed), replaced by Thaz the Trendy JO: Nimchair the Cowardly died (stabbed), replaced by Bing the Private EL: Sias the Wishful died (washed away), replaced by Grak the Paternalistic EL: Grak the Paternalistic died (breath weapon), replaced by Zubrish the Dry MI: Eraz the Prim died (breath weapon), replaced by Keng the Modern AN: Thaz the Trendy died (launched into wall, crunched-up bone heap), replaced by Grain the Well Read JO: Bing the Private died (neck snapped), replaced by Grin the Clumsy EL: Zubrish the Dry died (kicked into chasm), replaced by Crez the Sloppy JO: Grin the Clumsy died (decapitated by a bridge), replaced by Kiz the Uninhibited AN: Grain the Well Read died (thorn-whipped in half), replaced by Krawky the Forgiving JA: Era the Vacuous died (fell in a hole, washed away, she is become worm)

@caseybaker7935

2 ай бұрын

Correction on the last one: The Vacuous didn't die, the previous Wyrm did after passing on the title

this is quite possibly the best adventure i've ever seen in the history of adventures

Johnny with the Flanders refference "nothing at all- nothing at all!"

Drowning takes a few minutes per the D&D rules, so the Druid starts the funeral song before the fighter is even dead.

@alexharrison2743

2 ай бұрын

In my mind, the river flows out of the cavern they were in, into a much more confined series of tunnels, where they'd probably dash their head on a rock before they drowned

@BlackMoonHowls

2 ай бұрын

@@alexharrison2743 Yeah just Goblin Slay with that flowing river just watch out for Goblin Pirates sailing them dangerous waters.

Love this! My D&D playgroup did a similar thing a couple of years ago… we were all Goblins. We died horribly. (Cannot recommend Epic Encounters for their adventures with mini’s for a 1-2 shot session) An in-joke from that session span out a new order our characters belonged to, The Order of the Red Tabard! We now have lore, multiple campaigns and many references to a certain “space based” tv and movie series.

@BlackMoonHowls

2 ай бұрын

Also when the Games Night side of the Yogscast they did the same thing. I liked their Star Wars campaign and their Call of Cthulhu better. That was before they all...well you know became lame. Then all of a sudden for a short time, Sam Strippen was a part of them. You know from Criken's Crew, Tomato and Bed Bananas and Scifri?

Hilarious session, but am i the only one slightly unsettled at the sheer horror story those adventurers went through from their p.o.v? I mean, drowned by a suicidal kobold, left to die of sepsis/starvation in a broken heap/ literally having the ground give way under you and then being swarmed by god knows how many kobold and ripped apart/ stoned to death all whilst in a cramped dark mine and desperately trying to aave your world. It's actually terrifying and would make a great horror film.

@jeffreywells1832

3 ай бұрын

I felt really bad for them, TBH.

@bustinarant

3 ай бұрын

​@@jeffreywells1832Hey those adventurers went kill on sight over ornamental headgear, they deserved the reinforcement kobold revenge lol

@tokonunya8301

2 ай бұрын

To be fair, it's always a horror story for the NPCs of any Oxventure session.

Aaah the classic OX one thing but what if it was different formula but now in DND! i'd be lying if i said i wasnt looking forward to more oxventure content. i really do hope though that with the ever increasing production value maybe they finally considered some subtitles for accessibility reasons. accessibility options are almost never worth it financially. it will always be for the minority but hey maybe someday lol.

@causewhynot6485

3 ай бұрын

They have subtitles! :D

@nataliemelody1501

2 ай бұрын

@@causewhynot6485Sadly, I believe there are only youtube's auto-generated ones

@Some_Guy_On_YouTube

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, they have the KZread subtitles, but sometimes they get wonky or miss a bit of dialogue here and there. The same thing happened with their CC on a video I had posted.

I can’t believe they made the oxventurers the NPCs and it was so genuinely entertaining I watched it till 3 AM my time and did not realise lol.

Jane got the bloodborne "good" ending :)

Mike was crushing it, had me laughing with every line “we’re not even the most important thing on his list” “guess I’m not winning theft of the week.” 😂

The title sequence is giving serious ‘would I lie to you’ vibes. In the best way!

i think it gives a nice perspective for players to feel a bit like a GM to fight against "adventurers"

This has now taken over my life, we're in double digits and I don't regret a single minute When I don't know what to watch or listen to, this is now the go-to 👍💯❤️

got to say, a gaggle of kobolds matches this bunches play style a lot better than professional adventurers do :D

@BlackMoonHowls

2 ай бұрын

Gaggle, no. Nah they are an infestation. Just like Humans.

Next is goblins I love how we slowly went from wanting the Kolbolds to help them get out quickly, without interrupting the song, to just rooting for a party wipe.

I've had a rather crappy day and badly needed the many laughs this has given me. I love Luke's adventurers he made for this one and how he's playing them. I love all the kobolds. His reaction when they all got sassy about the map and pointing at the tunnels was hilarious and it reminded me of when Johnny had that Death Knight hurl a hellfire ball at Dob that one time. Andy-kobold drowning the high-elf was so unexpected and I love it. I swear this was the five of them seeing just how much they could mess with Luke and I'm 100% here for that. The Dragonborn rolling a critical 1 to swim across the river had me wheezing and coughing from laughing so hard. Oh man, I knew Johnny was going to interpret "the private" as being like a military private rather than a private kobold (I did the same thing). I love Ellen chiming in with all the druid knowledge at the end. Luke keeping the druid in character and not just having her use something that would actually work against the kobolds is very nice. I also love that Jane had the same kobold for most of the session. I do believe I'm going to revisit this one often when I need a good laugh and cheering up.

Dirty 0 is my new favorite dnd term.

@BlackMoonHowls

2 ай бұрын

Nautral One'der. Dirty One'der just doesn't sound all that great.

The audience is also Kobolds. Comment accordingly.

@nateklein7084

3 ай бұрын

*delighted kobold noises*

@otterblau5253

3 ай бұрын

Can't comment Setting traps

@consolescrub4031

3 ай бұрын

I feel this is an upgrade from the audience usually being goblins. Um, I mean "you no take candle!"

@chaosjimthevoidlord3762

3 ай бұрын

@@consolescrub4031is that a hearthstone reference?! *shocked soyjack kobold pointing*

@consolescrub4031

3 ай бұрын

@@chaosjimthevoidlord3762 I've played a Hearthstone kobold in 5e before, complete with crude soundboard. I went forge cleric although light cleric is probably more thematic. End of the day, they love traps, love shiny things and live in tunnels underground. Gnome hating is optional in the same way breathing is optional.

This is going to be hilarious and epic. Can't wait to hear the voices everyone picks. I really hope someone has made a winged kobold. They get a brief mention in the guidebook, but I'm not sure I've ever really see anyone actually have one as an NPC or anything. They're apparently a bit bigger than the standard ones and the standard ones really don't like winged ones.

This is a brilliant concept, I'm stealing this for my playgroup at some point

“And you watch as your dad/great uncle is swept away to his death.”

The quality of everybody's role playing is phenomenal! I loved watching everyone embraced their kobolds' personalities so quickly. This had me cackling with laughter, thank you for such an awesome Oxventure!

"Chaos is a ladder."

@BlackMoonHowls

2 ай бұрын

Jaccob's Ladder.

The way Mike played Keng the Modern was just great absolutely loved that his kohort were his kross fit krew hahahaha

This was phenomenal, and you should absolutely do a continuation where they play the skeletons in the dark lords army.

It occurs to me how hilarious this would have been if the adventurers had been those True Heroes of Geth group. 😂

Andy's expression @ "i wouldn't bother writing the names down" is Classic

"I'll need all the nude Kobolds you have." "No. That's too many nude Kobolds." - Hans Moleman Kobold

Will be fun to watch. An all kobold party immediately reminded me of the Pathfinder adventure “Little Trouble in Big Absalom”.

Andy mvp, holy crap. What a wiley kobold.

After watching oxventure for 5 years I'm so confused to say that this is my favourite episode so far

Oh my gosh. What a gorgeous piece of entertainment. This was an excellent spin, loved the interpretations of the kobolds' characters. Johnny's "Private" got me absolutely unprepared. Well done!

Props to you guys for my love of kobolds. My kobold artificer Ki sends her regards for inspiring her existence.

Deekin was and is my favourite neverwinter nights companion!

This was absolutely uninhibited and hysterical 😂 I laughed my butt off. I dearly needed that massive amount of serotonin xD I love you guys so much ❤