Everyone: **uses paratroopers** Taureor: I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat

@FatheredPuma81

3 жыл бұрын

Paratroopers are incredibly incredibly broken and stupid so...

@lucaszerafa178

3 жыл бұрын

sort of true but remember the ireland challenge...

@blorblin

3 жыл бұрын

And order 66 lmao

@Scary-Eire

3 жыл бұрын

Anti Weeb Police (Toil?) did you mean oil?

@cespu_iv4519

3 жыл бұрын

@@Scary-Eire Idk I read toil in the veteran pop up

Since Taureor became a dad, we have more and more dad jokes in the videos and I couldn't be more happy

@PROO998

3 жыл бұрын

I agree and hope he’s doing all fine

@paulvonhindenburg3668

3 жыл бұрын

@@PROO998 hes probably doing fine he didnt give birth

@PROO998

3 жыл бұрын

Bobo Como Ok

@WILLIAN_1424

3 жыл бұрын

When did he became dad ?

@fillburt2667

3 жыл бұрын

@@WILLIAN_1424 When he had a child

I imagine that the allies and the Soviets are driving around Czech territory, see each other on the road and start shooting like they’re gangs in Chicago lol.

@johnmorrell3187

3 жыл бұрын

I've never seen anything like that lol, absolutely chaos. I'm just imagining the German citizens awkwardly biking around open battles on the way to work in a shoe shop since none of these armies are fighting them

@KatyaAbc575

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnmorrell3187 You could start placing bets on the battles and their outcomes. "A Soviet sniper took up position on my roof." "Really, a British sniper entered my house today without asking!" "We should probably tell the kids to stay away from the garden tomorrow."

@AlphaNumericKey

3 жыл бұрын

Massive flights of fighters clash over German cities. The only injuries to the Germans are caused by falling debris as the Allies and Commintern KICK THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER. Meanwhile, in Prague, the Grand Council of Czechs and High Council of Slovaks cackle with glee at having plunged all global superpowers into an eternal war from which there is no salvation.

@jackiecozzie4803

3 жыл бұрын

The allies are on a road trip and bump into the soviets, also on a road trip. Chaos ensues 😈

@FUnazis

3 жыл бұрын

That one yellow bubble with a 0 that kept flipping left and right rapidly was so damn cursed haha

ah yes, the Polish Grand Strategy man uploads again

@alloy207

3 жыл бұрын

*ah yes*

Imagine living in Bulgaria, and the next day you wake up, you live in Czechoslovakia.

@tadeas8684

3 жыл бұрын

:d

@MilkmanSuper

3 жыл бұрын

and you want to live in Czechislovakia

@ortherner

3 жыл бұрын

@@MilkmanSuper HAHAHAHA

@yamatokurusaki5790

3 жыл бұрын

@yamatokurusaki5790

3 жыл бұрын

@@ortherner not we are actually one of safest countries-

"Czech Mate" thats the best joke i've ever heard in my life.

@kylenehring3626

3 жыл бұрын

I know I was just commenting on that

@davidmadr9648

3 жыл бұрын

Ha..ha...ha..

@lewiss.9632

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: HOI4 has an achievement called "Czech Mate" which consists of conquering Australia as Czechoslovakia.

@attacheli9591

3 жыл бұрын

@@lewiss.9632 You're talking about other achivement, Czechmate is about defeating germany or something

@lewiss.9632

3 жыл бұрын

@@attacheli9591 No, no. The one that needs invading Germany is called "The Munich Disagreement"

Play as Germany, lose the war, and as east or west Germany form the 4th Reich.

@JHorsti

3 жыл бұрын

I love this

@Thomas-ww1tp

3 жыл бұрын

That won't work because there isn't a proper post-war peace deal.

@keegansterley3296

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thomas-ww1tp if the Yalta conference event fires you can release east and west Germany

@PeruvianPotato

3 жыл бұрын

@Blue-Creeper UTTP THDTC He stated he doesn't like using mods

@LordSatoshortsCZ.

3 жыл бұрын

I dont like german because he terory our state Im cech.

Challenge : Play as Democratic Hungary and try not to fall asleep.

@mredit2893

3 жыл бұрын

Bro i felt sleepy thinking about that

@friczadam6322

3 жыл бұрын

i mean,beeter then communist hungary?

@Nothing-1w3

3 жыл бұрын

Play as neutral swiss

@stresseddictator1849

3 жыл бұрын

IMPOSSIBLE!

@meekonvadaameh

3 жыл бұрын

zzzzz

"this time we're gonna be aggressive!" (...) "why are we attacking, we shouldn't be attacking" :D

"We will continue on a path of hunger and misery - communist support" I love this guy

Czech Mate? Sounds easy, until i try to do it

@LordSatoshortsCZ.

3 жыл бұрын

Ahoj jak to jde jâ vím že náš jazyk je pro ostatní těžký.

@spagatek

2 жыл бұрын

@Niru lol 😶😱

New video idea: annex Kentucky as Belgium and create the chicken and waffle union

@allenbackbone

3 жыл бұрын

Okay, this is gonna be my next playthrough.

Taureor, here is a chalange: As Norway, annex France, Poland, Indonesia, Netherlands, Thailand, Yugoslavia and Finland because Norway's flag contains these countries flags

Play as U.k release scotland and take over all of Britain

@isaiahdixon9046

3 жыл бұрын

Better do it as wales

@marcosbisso7136

3 жыл бұрын

@@isaiahdixon9046 But isn't Scotland more... independist?

@thehaguecantcatchme4692

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcosbisso7136 yeah but Wales is meme country, It barely exist.

@nicholasevans1139

3 жыл бұрын

Would love to see my home nation of wales conquer UK.

@savvyrevolution1164

3 жыл бұрын

But then it wouldnt make as much sense to play scotland the brave in the background

21:47 To answer your question, that event only occurs if both Britain and France intervene on your defense.

@k0rpy_689

3 жыл бұрын

Well, that doesn't happen very often, cuz the allies are just sitting on their asses.

23:20 Taureor: agent killed? Taureor: well anyway...

Last time I was this early Taureor had not yet learned to exploit every single mechanic in the game

6:35 that is the last thing Czechoslovakia would ever do. It would make sense for Austria or Hungary but not for Czechoslovakia

Hey Taureor Czech this out Poland can into space

@2milk867

3 жыл бұрын

i don't get the last part explain?

@ucube16

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@caganahmetyanmaz1674

3 жыл бұрын

@@2milk867 it's an achievement in the game,i think it was about researching rockets as poland or something

@Austin96322

3 жыл бұрын

the sad amazon guy that makes it even more funny

@adamszczupak6937

3 жыл бұрын

Poland HAS into space

*refers to the Hungarian Communist leader as 'Uncle Fester'* Me: *laughs hysterically for some odd reason*

@sierrahun1

3 жыл бұрын

:D

Hledal jsem český komentář, ale nenašel, tak tady ho máte mí čeští bratři

@Nixn_From_Da_Hood

3 жыл бұрын

Že jo?

Fun fact: in the first Red Alert there was a map called czechmate and I feel like paradox got their inspiration from it for the in-game achievement

Challenge idea: As Chile Conquer all coaststates in americas or world without ever own a non coastal province Like and recomment if u want this

@boteiro1436

3 жыл бұрын

bonus points if you play as chile

@svenkaasik9868

3 жыл бұрын

boteiro yes I forgot to add that thats the most important part of the challenge I have it on my comments on the other videos I commented it on

@asparagussyndrome9430

3 жыл бұрын

L o n g C h i l e

@svenkaasik9868

3 жыл бұрын

@@asparagussyndrome9430 exactly very nice

@hopin8krzys

3 жыл бұрын

This has to be one of the most requested challenges in Taureors history

I like how Taureor is having conversations with the AI

When defending as Czechoslovakia please take note of the one province (eastmost, left to "Ostrava"), which does *not* belong to the Sudetenland and does not benefit from the fortification. I think it is called "Zaolzie" - as it borders with Germany you have to build the forts there manually.

@keegansterley3296

3 жыл бұрын

You can get forts there, but you have to do the Polish fortification focus

The Facists failed to 'Czech' themselves and thus they wrecked themselves XD

@susactivities_

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@lolgottem3026

3 жыл бұрын

Noice

@ZMGian

3 жыл бұрын

Germany didn't pass the vibe Czech

@gengarzilla1685

3 жыл бұрын

Hitler didn't Czech his borders.

Taureor, I need to thank you for all you have done as far as entertainment & information. I found this game so frustrating when I first started playing, but after following a few of your tips & playing over and over, I finally managed to win a civil war as the U.S., conquer Mexico, and build America into a global super-power. Thank you again for everything! I always thought this game looked fun watching it on KZread, but finally being able to succeed in my goal was very fufilling.

Loved it, subscribed!

Really love your hoi4 video mr. Taureor

Taureor: If you're fighting Greece Mussolini: Huh? Taureor: You need to attack them asimetrically Mussolini: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN

This is the first time I’ve seen Taureor have trouble with pronunciation. It makes me feel better when I can’t even pronounce words that are apart of my native language

This was amazing. Also, the immortal italian is my new hero.

Meanwhile subtitles be like - welcome to my new haunted vine 4 video

Finally! I've been waiting to see updated version of Czechoslovakia! Čau vole!

I got really really scared at 16:24 when that red bubble started going down really quickly

"Czechoslovakia is usually played in defense. Let's change that!" - and you did it. You broke the game ;)

I have no idea why this was on my recommended feed, maybe because I'm Slovak, but damn was this enjoyable :D

Not only do you learn how to invade Greece. You also learn some of the grammatical differences between Polish and English. Truly educational.

Taureor: Giant Complex plan. Me: builds crapton of Fighters and paradrops 2-widths into munich.

Krásné vidět, že se bráníme a ve výsledku vyhráváme válku.

Finally another hoi4 game with Czechoslovakia! It's funny that yesterday was the 82nd anniversary of the Munich betrayal. Did you plan it or is it just a coincidence? Greetings from Olomouc. Your videos never disappoint. :D

@WILLIAN_1424

3 жыл бұрын

Nice to see how the west slavs are always betrayed. Peace slavic brother

@k0rpy_689

3 жыл бұрын

@@WILLIAN_1424 haha yes

@czechoslovakpatriot4773

3 жыл бұрын

@The nova renaissance @The nova renaissance Yeah Czechoslovakia is very hard to play if you stay democratic even if the allies don't agree to the Munich agreement, because there is basically no way you can get materials and reinforcements from them. Good luck with your game sir. :)

Thanks man for this video 😃🇨🇿

I have two Ideas for challenges: 1.) Title: Alpine Union Goal: As Switzerland annex the following States: Switzerland, East Switzerland, Tyrol, Lower Austria, Upper Austria, Piedmont, Lombardy, South Tyrol and Veneto (Extra points for Savoy) 2.) Title: Banzai Charges only Rules: play Japan, Infantry only and all orders must be set to Aggressive

I'm Czech and I love your videos. Watching your chanel since autumn 2017

I want to see a 1v1 between you and TommyKay, You play as German Reich and Tommy play as soviet!

@lordtachanka8432

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like Tommy would win because he's meta player. But can't tell for sure

"Also French done something...." "The fact they done anything is astonishing" That's so mean...I like it :D :D

This was awesome! I play for Československo quite a lot since I live here (democratic bastion FTW!) and it's always hard for me to "Go left", but I do that sometimes, only for joy of a war between Germany and USSR. :-D

Love the chaos!

Thank you very much Taureor for your amazing content. It brings a tear into my eye everytime I see our beautiful nations on your channel. I wish you and your family nothing but the best and I do hope that you all are doing well thru these difficult times. Also Communism with a human face can't work when there is Gottwald's face.

Absolutely glorious! :D

Challenge Idea: Win the Great Emu War (*) Puppet Australia as a non-aligned country to form the Emu Empire (*) Flip to another ideology (*) Cause a civil war in Australia (*) Assist the Australians in defeating the birds! (*) Maybe satellite Papua New Guinea as a prize?

Hello love the videos keep it up

Hello Taureor ! Please make more Czechoslovakia videos cuz i love them the most !!!

@Taureor

3 жыл бұрын

Not anytime soon, because I already have a few

@dani3lgam3s64

3 жыл бұрын

Taureor ok, its your channel ;)

No order 66? I love this video !

Ah yes, I remember the Greek d-day of Hamburg in 1943

Path of hunger and missery... bwahahah that was a perfect summary of eastern block and past of our unfortunate country

Czechmate. Perfect pun.

Invitation for the Allies and Comintern to fight on my lands! Streetfighting but make sure you don't damage my buildings and infrastructure...

All the French sighing with satisfaction, knowing they have avoid the surrender jokes.

Oh man. As Slovak I always enyoy these the most. Your Czechoslovak, Polish and balkan games are interesting everytime☺️. And you are right. It could be fun tree branch to form Danubian federation as Czechoslovakia and maybe join Mezimorian blob with Poland to kick/apease German and Soviet agressors 😁. Ďakujem za zábavu ☺️!

díky za video :)

So, basically, you have revived Austro-Hungarian empire and then attacked westwards.

Amazing, pro Hearts Of Iron 4 stuff i can't understand but... in 4K.

Great video

Cant wait for Taureor to do the naval super power challenge/one shot navy challenge 😁😁

Hey Taureor I just want to say your voice is very soothing and it really makes your videos amazing, thank you for existing.

Thx for this video

Taureor and FeedBackGaming are my favorite Hoi4 youtubers and they both uploaded a video today and I couldn't be happier

Thanks for playing czechoslovakia :)

Hey Taureor, what are you thoughts on the changes of Yugoslavian and Romanian focus trees?

Taureor is actually alive! :O

So this is how we should have done it. Greetings from Czechia!

This is like when the quiet kid in class gets up and says: "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH"

@whitezombie10

2 жыл бұрын

And in the class there is a lot of chaos but when he does that everyone suddenly stops and looks at him

Fun fact. Klement Gottwald is one of the most hated characters in our history.

In this video: Taureor turns WW2 into a bigger clusterfuck than it already was IRL.

I have no words. Just thank you

czech mate... give me more of these dad jokes, taureor, please

Hello from Czech rapublic! Nice video

Erich Hartmann, the guy you got as a random leader for your German puppet is also the name of the deadliest Pilot to ever exist, shooting down a lot of men. Interesting coincedence

When I read the title of the video, I was anticipating your clash against the Allies for Australia. I'm disapppointed :( Make up for it! Take Australia as Czechoslovakia! I'll be waiting :)

Świetny film :)

Lol this just appeared in my reccomenned section and I've never heard of this game before. I live in Czech though :D

Why did you stop the seri of challenges I really enjoyed it. Respects that you have a family, but still dude that was fucking awesome.

New Taureor video? I will... Czech that out

I would actually recommend taking 2 states from hungary and puppeting the other one. This way you get most of the factories and keep the advantage of the puppet.

yes finally i wanted to czech this video for so long

@Mike-kr5dn

3 жыл бұрын

Who’s Joe anyway?

@czech_ring

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mike-kr5dn you know who

I love how impressed he sounds at France taking 2 bits of Italy. Not even 2 provinces or 2 victory points, just 2 bits.

@WILLIAN_1424

3 жыл бұрын

Italy constantly conquers france in hoi4, lol

Its always just good to use railroading always when moving you troops new positions taureor

Is there any WW2 strategy game like this one, but easier to learn? Thanks

I finally get the title pun reference.

Czech is so much fun with R56. You can break everything!!! Had the allies instantly declare war on the Soviets because Poland joined my faction and within a year I had killed the Germans, the Italians were killed by the AUSTRALIANS, and Poland never capped.

i love that in every video he just shows trotsky survived or died the assasination attemp and saying mostly nothing about it to remind us he is useless

“Meanwhile, in France, nothing is happening.”

Yo i cant sleep if i dont watch your vids. Stay cool

The Czech Mate achievement is annoying but you can cheese it by starting a civil war in Australia and avoid having to do an actual naval invasion over that much area

40:10 KARS!!!

Yes! First time that im early in one of ur videos.

How do you deal with resistance??

"National Socialism and Communism are not that different" made me die inside. 24:09

@Newman-ue9vt

3 жыл бұрын

yup. surpised no one else commented about that. such a dumb thing to say

Alt title: Czechoslovakia mocks the allies for being weak. Kicks Germany’s ass.