The first one was so damn dark lmao

@u7amaki

7 жыл бұрын

I think it was making a point that kids care more about games then they do about innocent creatures or like their lives. It may have been dark, but I feel like every single Cyanide and Happiness episode has a theme in it. Like the plane one. Everyone cared more about their electronics then their safety which resulted in someone pulling an exit door open instead of turning it and the entire plane crashing and everyone died. I'm looking way too into this, I'm sorry.😂✌🏻️

@yeehaw5627

7 жыл бұрын

Dwayne N Jazz lol.

@roseolyce877

7 жыл бұрын

Dwayne N Jazz Caleb city vines

@KiritoNest

7 жыл бұрын

Dwayne N Jazz I agree that it was dark yet it was hilarious though😂😂😂😂

@angiecortez6645

7 жыл бұрын

Dwayne N Jazz mannequin challenge

The "Big Sausage Pizza" short Jazz was trying to hide her face and Dwayne is just watching in shock and smiling. It made me laugh

@linda-0587

2 жыл бұрын

Jazz: 😱 Dwayne: 🤤

@ne9835

7 ай бұрын

​@@linda-0587 👀👀

phantom pregnancy is real, and that was the joke she was a phantom that was pregnant.

@adomoadeus

5 жыл бұрын

really? i thought it was a hallucination

@mrbitty3600

5 жыл бұрын

Bernard Davenport ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

@nverted-dynamo

5 жыл бұрын

@@adomoadeus Delusion, hallucination, same realm tbh. Knew someone who went through it.

@supertrollariobros1261

4 жыл бұрын

but the building was a phantom too?

@Kuo-iq4wi

4 жыл бұрын

ile be honest it looked realy creepy and scary

12:30 It's a phantom pregnancy. The mother was already dead and the doctor was in an abandoned hospital

@user-tc5br2wx8f

4 жыл бұрын

Kellan Larson but how did he get there?

@SakuraAvalon

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-tc5br2wx8f The ghosts made it look like it was a still in use Hospital.

@builderdude9488

Жыл бұрын

OHHH I GET IT PHANTOM pregnancy like a ghost

Phantom pregnancy is when a woman experiences all forms of pregnancy big belly and everything! But no baby in the oven, this happens for a lot of reasons usually linked to the psyche it's amazing how powerful the human mind is well! Now you get the clip? Phantom pregnancy

@b00merxng

7 жыл бұрын

That's kinda creepy to me.

@first-last3577

7 жыл бұрын

that's not the message of the clip. it's not an opinion, there's an obvy fact. did you not get that the woman was acting till she had the chance to left the baby to him?

@iwanttodeletemychannelplz7605

7 жыл бұрын

Peter Griffin ikr

@iwanttodeletemychannelplz7605

7 жыл бұрын

First- Last bruh

@darklight5562

7 жыл бұрын

1% women can get that I get it now!

Dwayne curses now, OKAY! (Berleezy voice)

@luvkirai2937

7 жыл бұрын

Unreal Gaming 😁

@FireKid-cp5tv

7 жыл бұрын

Unreal Gaming okkkk that cool

@FireKid-cp5tv

7 жыл бұрын

Unreal Gaming sry elbow

@Ego.nut.

7 жыл бұрын

DarkLegend 19 edgy

@Sofia-tf4ic

6 жыл бұрын

Berleezy: "DAAAAAAAMN"

I love how you guys said"Go get your snack" I already had my pretels and juice to go before the video started.

@N.S0

7 жыл бұрын

Sweet Heart Yoooooo me too

@sweetheart4794

7 жыл бұрын

Alice Cooper lol

@jazminnicole8085

7 жыл бұрын

Sweet Heart THATS THE SAME SNACK I HAVE LMAO

@courtneyscorner2181

5 жыл бұрын

lol me too. Goldfish snacks and juice

@starphobia08

3 жыл бұрын

My snack: rock candy

9:13 Damn Jazz, that's pretty savage..

"That is too big!" -jasmine 2016

I still don't know how y'all don't have 1M. but anyways, I love your channel, I look forward to your videos everyday

@DwayneNJazz

7 жыл бұрын

one day lol but glad we can make yall happy :)

@Rhema.Revealed

7 жыл бұрын

Dwayne N Jazz the pregnancy short was like that because the doctor said it was a "phantom " pregnancy get it "phantom" like ghost. Also I love your videos

@samirhare5446

7 жыл бұрын

did you guys figure out the hospital one

@bulletgun722

7 жыл бұрын

ikr

@TylerTinsley75

7 жыл бұрын

The reason they don't have 1mil is because they are a reaction channel

7:50 Dwayne's face here is the best thing in the entire video, lol

@linda-0587

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣 he’s too happy 😆

Dwayne was literally enjoying it on the Big Sausage Pizza short, while Jazz was trying so hard not to watch. 🤣

“It reminds me of that old classic porn” Me: Okay Dwayne slow down please

@MISSINGLELEN

2 жыл бұрын

LOLLLLL

@Kaijufan360

2 жыл бұрын

@@MISSINGLELEN The Pinocchio one tho....I'm speechless.

"Phantom" pregnancy. The girl was a phantom xD

@rkebmc6877

4 жыл бұрын

That was the point

Pinocchio: I want to be a real "doll" Me: so your saying you want to be a gi- ...WHY?!

7:51 - 8:12 Dwayne looks baked af 😂

@arumikahaven

4 жыл бұрын

I think you need to be baked to watch Cyanide and Happiness 😂😂😂

that Pinocchio scene killed my childhood

@luvely._.nate01

4 жыл бұрын

same

The number of times Ms. Jasmine says "oh no" is hilarious

guys in the pregnancy one they said in the beginning it was a phantom pregnancy.

Lmao I love their faces 😂 Jasmine: 🫢 Dwayne: 😃 7:39

The last one was sad. The bird wasn't his friend for money. It was just because they had a love for whistling.

13:19 Phantom pregnancy 10:36 his face

Omg that doll one had me dead

@selx4941

7 жыл бұрын

Majin Vegeta sameee😂😂

@ak4vr

7 жыл бұрын

Majin Vegeta I don't get it can you explain to me

@shadowkilla2012

7 жыл бұрын

I don't get how goku still stronger then you!!

@fabulousroy

7 жыл бұрын

ZWrenchZ same

@fabulousroy

7 жыл бұрын

Fabolous Kevin we both fab

The last part of the last one with the bird made me cry in a way that no sad video ever has, nor ever will

Who else is binging their older videos?

@jaydxz2489

3 жыл бұрын

Me

@_Madara_.

3 жыл бұрын

Me

@simply_.tsukki7952

Жыл бұрын

Mee

16:18 I get it, I was so shocked and suprised 😂

14:53 when he said mom tho 🤣🤣

I like how Dwayne and Jasmine both didn’t notice during the airplane safety video, that the old man was reading a book about ED, aka Erectial Dysfunction.

did anyone notice dwayne swore a lot

@pianistofthemosthigh

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah I found that so odd

@hunchoxcj9217

7 жыл бұрын

That's how life is he jus living life

@pinnacle5635

7 жыл бұрын

YaboiCJ is jus lif

@chicanandan3602

7 жыл бұрын

C.A.L.M aa

@lilshadowcookie763

7 жыл бұрын

C.A.L.M He didn't even curse.. or did he 0-0

I love you guys. Your personalities are amazing.

had to bring it wayyy back. congrats on 2 mil subs!🥳

17:01 Dwayne was like imagine if that happened to me

don't ever break up with jasmine

@howlegendsaremade7003

5 жыл бұрын

g0d they haven't so far

@howlegendsaremade7003

5 жыл бұрын

GABRIELLE DUCRAN why not?

@jgamer8092

5 жыл бұрын

@@howlegendsaremade7003 Why do you want them to breakup?

@howlegendsaremade7003

5 жыл бұрын

J Gamer when did I ever say that?

@jgamer8092

5 жыл бұрын

@@howlegendsaremade7003 because you said why not as if you wanted them to break up lol I was just wondering let's not get hostile.

"Dwayne gets killed on game" Gets mad and blows whistle Dwayne:I really showed them

Birthday boy is messed up. Talk about PITY PARTY. Melanie anyone????

@itsarandomuseryoudontknow8486

7 жыл бұрын

Frisk The fallen child Nice one

@BesosdeLisbetRuiz

7 жыл бұрын

Melanie Martinez Fangirl I LOVE MELANIE! 💟😁😁

@fabulousroy

7 жыл бұрын

Melanie Martinez Fangirl FCK YEAH

@BesosdeLisbetRuiz

7 жыл бұрын

Fabulous Roy i Know Right! 💟💟

The whistle thing for raging is a great idea! Thank you!

8:02 Look at his face😂😂😂😂😂😂

my whole school bus gotten scared over this chain message I was the only smart person to not believe it I was so mad LOL

@BannedFromTikTok

5 жыл бұрын

Lies

@lelarobinson2854

4 жыл бұрын

@@BannedFromTikTok how would you know????🤔🤔🤔🤔

@BannedFromTikTok

4 жыл бұрын

Lela Robinson really? Because 5th graders and up are not retards

@user-tc5br2wx8f

4 жыл бұрын

Jeffry Nguyen I'm in 7th and there was a few kids that were called by Momo.

@VeryGoodEggs12

4 жыл бұрын

Thibault Derese not always

haha jazz! "was that Satan!?"

I love these! Will you guys be doing more?

15:34 i know you thinking of doing it to jazzy Dwayne 😉

is it me or the sound sounds weird

@venomousgaming4159

7 жыл бұрын

Same

@nerdnation1076

7 жыл бұрын

Phora MCMXCIV I think theres a weird Echoe affect.

@haute_acoustique

7 жыл бұрын

Noticed a similar thing with one of Tyrone Magnus' videos.

@IceeFish

7 жыл бұрын

It's call echo

@aeriscannon7842

7 жыл бұрын

McPopularMax GM it's called annoying

the pizza skit reminds me of an 80s movie where they called in n asked for extra anchovies. dude's mom ended up ordering it 😂

The Pinocchio short had me in tears.

im twelve, and i got that doll joke

@ethansnuu9017

7 жыл бұрын

Matthew Privat Wow here have a scratch and smell sticker for your hard work! jk lol

@tides8463

7 жыл бұрын

XD

@that_guy213lol9

7 жыл бұрын

I'm 11 so shut the fuck up... HA MEMES

@fabulousroy

7 жыл бұрын

Matthew Privat I'm 11 and I didn't, HELP MEH PLEASE

@tides8463

7 жыл бұрын

HA I TURNED TERTEEN

I feel so bad for Pinocchio I know exactly what that meant.

@DigitalDisco

Жыл бұрын

What did it mean?

@darlinqdalia123

Жыл бұрын

@@DigitalDisco He wanted to be a "doll."

@builderdude9488

Жыл бұрын

@@DigitalDisco A "real doll" is a mannequin that has certain body parts on it

@DigitalDisco

Жыл бұрын

@@builderdude9488 Oh…well alright then😂

It was a phantom pregnancy, the baby was real but everything else was a Phantom LMAO

That last one had me crying for the rest of the day

My brother rages at Fortnite, he needs a Whistle too 😂

Pregnancy: the baby was a phantom causing paranormal things to happen.

@yendo1774

7 жыл бұрын

finally someone explained it

@riccardoboi7464

6 жыл бұрын

Memes the mom was a phantom

@meghashukla9682

3 жыл бұрын

So c9ol

16:58 THEIR FACES HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAAAA

That flight safety one tho. 😂👏🏾

15:54 time to ruin some childhood or maybe enhance it in a weird way

The pinocchio one damn honestly I found it hilarious😂

This video takes me back

7:45 Dwayne was just like EnD mE

16:37 Jazz mind:Wtf?! Me: lol

11:52 this one was that he said it was a "phantom pregnancy" and the baby was a phantom ... because you guys didn't understand.

hey guys im a big fan you 2 are super funny love watching you on here hilarious im from australia

Y'all need to get verified already love yall!

1 million subs I hope soon!

@user-bn2fc2dy4n

6 жыл бұрын

Just A Padparadscha just less than 25k away 🙂

I always loved beer run

@b00merxng

7 жыл бұрын

the classic like the man with the comfortable ass

@tommycoolcat8215

7 жыл бұрын

Doge bro

@gabrieltejada1697

7 жыл бұрын

Don't forget that alternate scene with the barbershop quartet when they're in the taxi lol.

congratulations on 400K

it is so funny when the captions are on. when you said the mickey mouse thing with the milk. it said kick him out of the house XD

Dark = Messed up alot ! Laughing = trulleys mistake

jasmine i love yo jacket😍😍💓

Love this channel

16:23 ahahaha Jazz's gasp

The first one was dark.

4:00 i finally get it he did that to see if they was listening to her and they didnt no what to do cuase they didnt listen. Man and i thought he just wanted to kill them

8:42 she knew what she was doin you was looking dead at the camera😂

0:00 The reaction was born

React to llamas with hats It's so funny

@prisim_dewdrop8024

5 жыл бұрын

after watching that I laughed for hours after I agree they should watch llamas with hats

Who else got Popcorn lol😂😂

@dylect

7 жыл бұрын

me

@adriana-pu7xg

7 жыл бұрын

DeadPool Reacts Lol

@dylect

7 жыл бұрын

Adriana Roblero yup I finished it in time when the video ended lol

@bulletgun722

7 жыл бұрын

Not me but I got burgers 🍔🍔🍔

@IceeFish

7 жыл бұрын

Just like Keemstar

Lol, love your guy’s channel ❤️

@theblitzwitch8468

6 жыл бұрын

Heyy, it says I’m the 1,000th comment. Coolio 😎

Love you guys

I low key thought Dwayne and Jazz were high in the first few seconds but I forgot that I put on the option to make the vid go slower XD

We you guys said get a snack i just took my last bite the second before you said it i was like bruh really

Couple goals😩🔥

I love your guys videos keep it up

I love you guys. Greetings from Poland ;)

Please react to Cyanide and Happiness Le Telepathe

I love you guys so much 💖

you ARE and ALWAYS WILL BE couples react!

You should watch Cyanide and Happiness, "The Depressing episode"

the pinoccio one killed me 😂😂

@sophialugara3345

7 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

Junk mail has it all, comedy,sadness, love,and horror

OML I GET WEIRD ADS NOW FIRST WEIRD AD WAS BART BAKER SECOND WAS SAILOR MOON AND ON THIS VIDEO I SAW PPAP!!! IM LOVING IT! (Lol I sound like mc Donalds)

u should react to the depressing episode

Aaaaand... I'm the 666th comment... The other day, I was someone's 666th subscriber lol. But anyway, their channel is awesome, they're awesome, but when they talk, they don't listen to what happens, they don't hear what happens, and then, they don't get what happens... RIP!...

@theoneandonlyburpyderpy7797

5 жыл бұрын

Well there is only one conclusion..... YOUR A DEMON THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU 🕇🕇🕇🕆🕆🕇 *throws holy water at them*

I don't really write on ppl Chanel but I love ya and the love I see through ya videos ✊🏿

When she ask for a sausage and he delivers 17:17

4:29 Why did he give them a D-? Their grade should have been SEA level :D (Get it?) (so alone :'D)

@nicebeast7568

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@nicebeast7568

2 жыл бұрын

Joke

tell me why dwayne looks like he made a pink guy face in the thumbnail

@robloxpenguinking8591

6 жыл бұрын

awesomeness hi

The Pinocchio one got me dyin 😭😂😂

Phantom pregnancy: A new born baby with paranormal powers.

This is the newest comment on this video for now

11:39 WHAT THE THATS MESSED UP

They said “grab snacks, grab your popcorn.” And I’m litterally eating popcorn watching this right now

Dwayne loved that pizza skit lmaooo