Cuttlefished

@ALMUDDY

2 жыл бұрын

Boom roasted

@kotaruemi2754

2 жыл бұрын

😎😂😎

@aidanb8300

2 жыл бұрын

I was literally about to comment that😂

@northerners2828

2 жыл бұрын

Or a cuttlefisheries 😅

@yogeshpayghanofficial8733

2 жыл бұрын

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Little male - mating meanwhile Goliath-"They r just friends"lol

@justjess6636

2 жыл бұрын

Gal pals!

@964cuplove

2 жыл бұрын

He thinks a bit girl on girl….

@Georgeilocks

2 жыл бұрын

...And they were shoal mates!

@iguyblr

2 жыл бұрын

Hero: Little male

@deadlydingus1138

2 жыл бұрын

@@Georgeilocks my god they were shoal mates

This little male cuttlefish deserves his own romance drama series

@1jazzyphae

2 жыл бұрын

I'd watch it. Keeping up with Mr. Cuddles 😂

@aaronpabillare7859

2 жыл бұрын

Why do they have the word fish in their name? if the look more like a cephalopod

@chefmanitou7244

2 жыл бұрын

@@aaronpabillare7859 idk maybe it looks like they look like they give hugs to fish while they feed on them, the name is still confusing though

@aaronpabillare7859

2 жыл бұрын

@@chefmanitou7244 Lmao ikr, but srly does anyone know the reason why? like why does the cockroach have the word cock in its name

@chefmanitou7244

2 жыл бұрын

@@aaronpabillare7859 cockroach are called cockroach because it's originally a Spanish name (cucaracha) and I think cuttlefish is from old english but I'm not sure

There's catfished and then there's cuttlefished

@lance2533

2 жыл бұрын

I love this

@CrisisInConsciouness

2 жыл бұрын

hahaha... this needs to be added in the urbandictionary

@nicholaslash8760

2 жыл бұрын

Trans peeps trying to pick up straights in after hours bars seems like the closest thing.

@night_shift_

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicholaslash8760 that sounds very specific and I won’t even ask don’t worry

@Slapdatknee

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaoaoaoaoao

I love how the little male camouflaged to look like the coral and rock under him once he got to the female, trying to trick the bigger male even more.

@narayansolanki1577

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly. It wasn't pointed out and I was looking for a comment like this

@deborahmerkerson1145

2 жыл бұрын

The small male was mating under the protection of the large male, Goliath. I don’t think I have ever seen that done other than with humans.

@OneTequilaTwoTequila

2 жыл бұрын

@@deborahmerkerson1145 Do your boyfriends mate with you under the protection of a larger male? That's weird with humans too!

@qingyuli5460

2 жыл бұрын

@@OneTequilaTwoTequila that'll be funny to witness🤣🤣

@_Stormfather

2 жыл бұрын

@@OneTequilaTwoTequila weird with humans, but there's definitely weirdos out there doing it

Little men was lucky twice, got the girl and Goliath didn’t mate with him.

@Sol1taireTV

2 жыл бұрын

que?

@PandaMan02

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sol1taireTV the little boy didn't get railed by the big boy while pretending to be a female.

@lucaesposito6896

2 жыл бұрын

@@PandaMan02 that's a pity if you ask me 🦑🦑

@ASLUHLUHCE

2 жыл бұрын

*mate

@arjunm3435

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucaesposito6896 ayo?

Goliath: "I've been tricked, backstabbed and quite likely, bamboozled"

@trist9n825

2 жыл бұрын

“Giddy up”

@ch4z_bucks

2 жыл бұрын

The smaller male almost got backstabbed too wink wink

@baileyt640

Жыл бұрын

Sick rvb reference

@honomudh9907

Жыл бұрын

Always love rvb references

@Pizzaguy-jg7so

Жыл бұрын

“You’ve been smeckledorfed!”

That small male cuttlefish looks so shy omg he’s adorable

@mrbluesky744

2 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what he wants you to believe so he can breed with you

@bribread

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrbluesky744 shit I'd let him breed me

@mrbluesky744

2 жыл бұрын

@@bribread Yeah me too

@davidkhow88

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrbluesky744 count me in.

@gatslikefish4229

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidkhow88 youve all been fooled

I want my skin to glow when not interesting in mating.

@hellstorm300

2 жыл бұрын

You can easily do it with your face expressions, or even with words. We are not limited in options to communicate.

@jacobhoover1654

2 жыл бұрын

If I saw a girl with glowing skin that would just make me more interested in being inside her. Be on your phone, cross ur arms, or answer questions with one word if you aren't interested.

@mhxxd4

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacobhoover1654 I prefer a straight up eww

@jacobhoover1654

2 жыл бұрын

@@mhxxd4 ?

@NavaracVolare

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacobhoover1654 or maybe just say no?

I can't even imagine how hard it was to film an opportunity like this. cuttle fish is like a painting by an artist.....

@nothing-kn3tc

2 жыл бұрын

they are paid actors

@Love-jf7rs

2 жыл бұрын

What an artist! How can there not be a Creator?

@WildSBlk

2 жыл бұрын

@@Love-jf7rs I mean, about the color patterns on his body from birth....

@laneatkinson6441

2 жыл бұрын

@@Love-jf7rs Simple, you're already living in a universe without one.

@MikehMike01

2 жыл бұрын

it takes years of filming and they only show you what they did find… there’s a hundred other things they didn’t catch

Goliath be like: “Damn, he do look pretty submissive and breedable tho.”

@LiliOld

2 жыл бұрын

I DID NOT EXPECT AN OMEGAVERSE JOKE HERE OF ALL PLACES

@maidofthemisty

2 жыл бұрын

@@LiliOld the rarity! haha. i'm literally on a wholesome binge rn.

@sayhowling

2 жыл бұрын

see even in animal kingdom. femboys rock

@CarlosRamirez-zf1bt

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha! 😂

@lagunablue5042

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

The intelligence of these creatures is staggering.

@iamBlackGambit

2 жыл бұрын

Its amazing how they KNOW what their skill is. I just don't see how people can say evolution (unintelligent, Brainless directionless process) could give rise to intelligent creatures..I I just don't see how one could believe that

@joshuabarrett2305

2 жыл бұрын

@@iamBlackGambit are they intelligent though? isn’t it just natural instinct for these creatures

@iamBlackGambit

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshuabarrett2305 well their instincts are intelligent! Like how do they know?...

@leviathan3630

2 жыл бұрын

@@iamBlackGambit Well, things can evolve to be smart if the right pressure is placed on them to adapt. Since cephalopods lost their shells and became active swimmers they had a much bigger need to be clever and quick-thinking than your average snail.

@jorgwei8590

2 жыл бұрын

@@iamBlackGambit There is quite a bit of research done on the evoution of intelligence. Give it a couple of hours/documentaries before disbelieving it. It's really not easy to wrap ones head around; but the explanations are out there. In some way it is similar to the evolution of flight - it is really hard to think of a way how a complex system like that could have evolved over time, yet we do understand a lot about it by now.

"Size does not matter!!" - Sir David Attenborough, 2021.

@lacha608

2 жыл бұрын

Well, the lady clearly liked a bit of brains and a bit of brawn.

@mathiasmonsanto42

2 жыл бұрын

It's about the motion of the ocean...

@appualliyanaa

2 жыл бұрын

Maybes cause david got it small?

@mooooo6601

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@adiakiyes6354

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes size matters...

Cuttlefishes communicate through colour bands on their skin. Imagine being a colourblind cuttlefish and not knowing what others are saying

@evagoloran2192

2 жыл бұрын

thay are colorblind by nature

@MrDarren690

2 жыл бұрын

@@evagoloran2192 They probably use chromatic blurring to help them see color.

@boxinabox6608

2 жыл бұрын

It's the same as being blind and deaf

@AudioEsoterixxx

2 жыл бұрын

Actually, they are all colorblind

@elizabethestrada5408

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrDarren690 theres photorecepters in the skin I believe

I love the fact that cuttlefish crossdressing is a survival tool

@Itsme-vq8eg

2 жыл бұрын

Catfish or frauds in species other than Man it seems

@kocickakitty143

Жыл бұрын

Situation : 0:56 "there were over 100 thousand males" for a few females . Getting a shag was the final act of your existence . Dude, I would get the sexiest cuttlefish outfit and crossdress to my destiny !

@awesome1ru

Жыл бұрын

lol 😂

@CJCroen1393

Жыл бұрын

Or even better: shapeshifting!

@spaceobsessedfemboy

Жыл бұрын

Cuttlefish are easily my favorite animal. Knowing that I can relate to some of them merely strengthens my love for them.

"Its not all about size" What an inspiring moment of a cuttlefish

Probably the best 10 minutes out of hundreds of hours of dives I've spent was with 2 cuttle fish. They approached, retreated, stopped dead, sped away instantly, changed colour continually...they were beautiful and entertaining. Definitely a highlight...

@vanillaplanifoliae

Жыл бұрын

that sounds so amazing!

@elizabethmcleod246

12 күн бұрын

Same with me. I’ve been lucky enough to have snorkelled all over the world and meeting these creatures was epic!

Sneaky Boy be like: These are not the ovaries you are looking for Big Guy: understandable have a nice day.

@fuckhoes6369

2 жыл бұрын

Shii kinda gay if I ask me

@williamthatsmyname

2 жыл бұрын

And afterwards he was like: ayt, imma head out.

The ocean is teeming with the most fascinating and incredible creatures on this planet. I was amused that the male cuttlefish, upon seeing the white stripe along the female’s side, remained a “gentleman” and made no further “advances” to her. 😅

@rayzer825

2 жыл бұрын

lmaooo

@cellinemartins

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr? What a polite boy

@HansDunkelberg1

Жыл бұрын

He certainly finds that sort of a white stripe sobering.

At least they are respectful to the white stripe. Not like dolphins, otters or seals 🤦‍♀️

@jacobnussbaum2309

2 жыл бұрын

Or humans

@oatmeal0

2 жыл бұрын

True

@StLuxiya

2 жыл бұрын

Dolphins are just humans who went back into the ocean but retained their formerly human impulses

@edgyanole9705

2 жыл бұрын

Or water striders

@ch4z_bucks

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacobnussbaum2309 bit of a generalisation considering most humans do not and have not raped another person

_"It's not all about size, it's about how sneaky you are"_ ~Sir David Attenborough

@chacetes

2 жыл бұрын

😳

@paperfart3988

2 жыл бұрын

I already learned this in college

They look like creatures from a different planet 😅😅 it's fascinating how diverse earth can be😍😍

@jupiterr9892

2 жыл бұрын

under the sea is a different planet lol

@mizz_ty

2 жыл бұрын

@@jupiterr9892 yup it's super cool

@mizz_ty

2 жыл бұрын

@Nica can you really eat them 😂😅

@kahanuermeyas-tulu4056

2 жыл бұрын

@Nica Shut up tnuc.

@kahanuermeyas-tulu4056

2 жыл бұрын

@@mizz_ty Shut up

4:33 Way he just floats away backwards like an absolute menace

2:15 she making it clear to everyone and him that his stroke game is weak

I'm motivated with the last line.

@laneatkinson6441

2 жыл бұрын

My ex had 8.5 inches but didn't know how to use it, was the most boring sex ever, I never came even once from him. On the other hand, I had a "friend" rock my world with a 4-inch strap on. 😏

@joescaletta9665

2 жыл бұрын

Me to 😏😂

@reglina8984

2 жыл бұрын

@@laneatkinson6441 4 inch strap oh my gawd 🤣🤣💀💀🤣🤣you a fool

@laneatkinson6441

2 жыл бұрын

@@reglina8984 I'm a *freak 😏

@yojiviriak675

2 жыл бұрын

@@laneatkinson6441 gurl u carzy

Female Cuttlefish: "He's just a friend."

@ishmamahmed9306

Жыл бұрын

*"She's"

Turns out cuttlefish also have a pretty solid idea of consent…

smol boi crossdresses to sneak into the big dude's frat party

@observer1906

2 ай бұрын

Playing a dangerous game

"The male 'tucks' his arms" nice one

@dewfall56

2 жыл бұрын

The tuck.

@adu9422

2 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@xEvilRaptorx

2 жыл бұрын

@@adu9422 we will tell you when you're older

@yojiviriak675

2 жыл бұрын

@@adu9422 Watch RuPaul Drag Race

@adu9422

2 жыл бұрын

@@yojiviriak675 what's that

Lol this was rather funny and a smart move by the small one lol.

The amount of SASS after the little dude leaves lmao he's got a character alright.

It’s interesting that cuttlefish are smart enough to trick each other for personal gain but not intelligent enough to know when they’re being tricked. You see similar cases like this with all kinds of a animals. Never understood why it is.

@Seforagf

11 ай бұрын

Supongo porque siempre es más fácil engañar que descubrir un engaño simplemente porque el que miente tiene toda la información mientras que al engañado, como no se lo espera, le toma por sorpresa

@LoneFifteen

10 ай бұрын

Because there's a certain amount of genetic diversity in each species, as with humans. Expressed traits of strength and intelligence aren't all nurture, some individuals simply have better genetic material for intellect or musculature. We're all organisms, after all.

It takes "He is my friend. Don't worry about him" to whole another lvl.

I didn’t realize how beautiful and individually unique they are!!! 💜

@TheJECNova

2 жыл бұрын

Cephalopods are among most amazingly intelligent species on our planet. Highly likely on par to a Human, Great Ape or Ceteceans.

@Axxxel_in_Harlem

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheJECNova Nah.

@jasonpena8609

2 жыл бұрын

@Based they are incredibly smart and amazing don't be hating on cephalopods they will surprise you

@observer1906

2 ай бұрын

The intelligence gap between apes and humans is still enormous. Clumping us together with apes and cephalopods is really really flattering to both of those creatures. I guess I’ve met a few that could be compared though 😂

"So even among gaint cuttlefish, it seems, it's not all about size" - Sir David Attenborough, 2021

Cuttlefish/ Octopus are so amazing, they’re practically aliens. They could take over the planet they just don’t want to, you can see the genius in them. They have tentacles as arms, goat eyes, and had a long pod for a brain.

@Salted_Fysh

2 жыл бұрын

It's hard to take over the planet with a life span of 1-2 years unfortunately. It's the same problem octopi run into. They just don't live long enough to make any proper use of their intelligence beyond surviving. Now Corvids, those are some smart fuckers. They are the ones we have to look out for. They've already infiltrated society.

@mixcoatl2223

2 жыл бұрын

@@Salted_Fysh was coming to comment something similar, “great minds” buddy… too bad they have such short lifespans with such high intelligence

@olliemartinelli4034

2 жыл бұрын

They could take over the planet definitely. I’m sure modern human weaponry would do them no harm. Let’s hope they don’t learn how to live on land any time soon 😬😬

@Toonxolt_98

11 ай бұрын

​@@olliemartinelli4034 Splatoon lore:

"She kinda Bad though... Is that a Female?"

Wonder if these videos have any sort of festival, this is true filming, capturing the actual essence of the battle of the smarts, with Attenborough's narration it surely deserves a prize.

"So even among giant cuttlefish, it seems.. it's not all about size." HAHAHAHA nice punch, sir!

When I watched this last night my edible kicked in and I spent half the video thinking this was a CGI animation. (Also cuttlefish consent - more advanced than some humans, way to go ♡)

@ukpkmkk_2

Жыл бұрын

Say no to drugs.

@subhumancurrytruecel

Жыл бұрын

​@@ukpkmkk_2 hella based

@jadibdraws

6 ай бұрын

Truth is stranger than fiction we can get so caught up and tiring human affairs we forget we live on an amazing diverse planet full of life in countless forms. Never forget fantasy is based on real life.

all fun and games until Goliath wants another round with him

@ishmamahmed9306

10 ай бұрын

Except Goliath respects consent. The sneaky male displayed the "I am not interested in making out" stripe, which is why Goliath left him alone in the first place.

"this smaller male couldn't possibly take him on" In what sense of the phrase are we talking about?

@highestqualitypigiron

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe once the chick is gone he will be back 😂

@mixcoatl2223

2 жыл бұрын

Had no idea where this video was going when I clicked it… the suspense!!!

@simohayha6031

2 жыл бұрын

@@highestqualitypigiron y

So sad cephalopods have such a short lifespan. Such amazing creatures.

The little male really mated with Goliath’s girl right underneath him and just bounced if that ain’t a major finesse then idk but that was a cold ass move. That’s real playa skills right there.

I myself...think that, cuddle fish are the most beautiful and mysterious creatures!!

@user-hh2is9kg9j

2 жыл бұрын

cuddle 😁😂😂

@JW...-oj5iw

2 жыл бұрын

Read the title.

@mariebourgot4949

2 жыл бұрын

And because of your little mistake, your comment is even cuter (and funny). :)

cuttlefishes are extraordinary beautiful creatures

@joshwhittier8669

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yes they are beautiful... Greetings to you

@paintedlady4200

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshwhittier8669 Greetings to you, too :-)

@joshwhittier8669

2 жыл бұрын

@@paintedlady4200 Good day to you. I hope you're having a relaxing weekend

@paintedlady4200

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshwhittier8669 Thanks, hope you have a great weekend too.

@joshwhittier8669

2 жыл бұрын

@@paintedlady4200 Thanks. Relaxing day so far

"By mating with multiple partners, the female ensures the greatest genetic diversity for her young" I understand my ex now

@ABCstockholm007

2 жыл бұрын

🤣 Come on. Its different with humans... Children need both parents and a stable family to grow up in a good way

@ExtremeMadnessX

2 жыл бұрын

@@ABCstockholm007 That's dependent on societies and cultures actually.

@michalskinha519

2 жыл бұрын

That's only true for animals who makes multiple eggs with multiple sperms

@Turai12

Жыл бұрын

@@ABCstockholm007 Not really. A stable environment? Sure. But the number of parents are irrelevant as long as the environment is favourable.

@ch4z_bucks

Жыл бұрын

@@Turai12 yet the majority of criminals come from single parent homes, it's clear that the number of parents involved in the upbringing of a child has some sort of effect on that person later in life.

I never thought the mating of cuttlefish would have me so enthralled. And it's not all about size! LOL

When she says,"Don't worry he's just my friend."

I only watch BBC Earth videos with this guy in it. He is the best😊

"It's not all about size", you got me with that line😅

Little man doing it freely under absolute protection from that big male .. lol

@mhxxd4

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't care if my girl fked a trans girl tbh, we're not really in competition

Now that was too cute ..good going little man

@blazing_gig

2 жыл бұрын

What? Good going? That's betrayal!

@px64

2 жыл бұрын

@@blazing_gig that's just human things.

4:31 every guy after a one night stand

Those who have a courage can take a beauty: not size.but strategies. is applied to the cuttle fish. It's wonderful 🌻

It's not all about size 4:48 You heard that from David 💖🙌

Beautifully told & with such nuanced videography. The videography & post editing is outstanding. Imagine how much time went into getting just the correct video clips for the narrative. Wow!

Sometimes trickery works even for humans in similar circumstances, that was pretty quick😆😆

Question: how did the narrator know their thoughts so well!!?? It's crazy!

@markwnongsiej6570

2 жыл бұрын

@Spa Ghett make sense 😂🤌

@iahelcathartesaura3887

Жыл бұрын

David Attenborough is amazing and you can look up other things that he has narrated and been part of!

Everytime I see cuddlefish eyes they always look like they’re happy. They look like ^ ^

Goliath: You are boy. Male cuttlefish: *I am girl* Goliath: You are girl.

@gabrielfrost9134

2 жыл бұрын

Male cuttlefish: Call me Caitlyn!

@fuckhoes6369

2 жыл бұрын

These cuttlefish be gay af

Dylan Cuttlefish. So brave and stunning.

Wow that was crazy. Animals are so smart.

cuttlefish: thx for the seggx mister buuuut you been *cutttlefished* Goliath: *dies*

4:42 "So even among giant cuttlefish it isn't all about size"😅

laughing imagining a cuttlefish having a bussy and the goliath ends up trying to mate with him instead

@mhxxd4

2 жыл бұрын

Please never say that word again, thanks

@krashsytegaming9222

2 жыл бұрын

@@mhxxd4 bussy bussin? Or butthole

@Silancet

Жыл бұрын

@@mhxxd4hm? You dont like the cuttlefish bussy?, the cussy?

That small Cuttlefish puts the "Can't" in "You Can't See Me." 😉

Such a calm, soothing voice... not boring but can send ya right to sleep, it so relaxing, so hit the record button.

Work smarter not harder….way to go little man 👌🏾

A god damn master trap

The smartest over the strongest in the colony, that's why they're so smart.

Such beautiful vibrant creatures

Wow. . . Very strategic and cunning is the little guy! AND very courageous too.

I feel like there's an anime plot to be made here

@TheJECNova

2 жыл бұрын

Correction: Sub-plot. And it's used ALL THE TIME. (Tell me if the phrase, "Their a Trap" means anything...)

Under water world is so unique yet beautiful 💜

@heroshfernando7031

2 жыл бұрын

And tasty 😋

@jashwini3341

2 жыл бұрын

@@heroshfernando7031 I have no comments for people like you

@blazing_gig

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think that's beautiful. That's evil.

@heroshfernando7031

2 жыл бұрын

@@jashwini3341 that’s how we animals work I guess. Don’t think we are so special cause we are humans. We have that ability to think more wisely than other animals but still we are ANIMALS! Ever heard about food circles??

@jashwini3341

2 жыл бұрын

@@heroshfernando7031 I heard about food circle and also know the fact called green house gas emission due to animals farming for your food circle .. I have been vegan through out my life and never depended on animals for my food..,my stomach is not animals graveyard… we can survive on nature … I’m healthy and living guilt free .. I know we are humans and that’s why we have taken advantage of being human , advantage of being powerful , we have always dominated nature and as a result we can see corona and many more diseases coming to us .. infact many more to go…. I’m not asking anyone to become a vegan or vegetarian but also don’t expect anyone to teach me on food cycle, all that stuff cause I’m not interested

This is absolutely hilarious, great job for capturing it👏

I rate that sneaky boi 5/7.

This one was very good. Very informative. Well presented.

The colors are so amazing

I love how cuttlefish understand consent.

Are you telling me cuttlefish understand and respect consent?

Plot twist: The female is actually male.

That is wild. Amazing fish I had never heard of. Looks like he belongs on another planet!

They’re so beautiful 😍 and intelligent

The voice that enter through your veins

I am always surprised by so much perfection in nature 😯😲 how everything has been thought out and built with intelligence, it is wonderful and I am very moved by looking at these fantastic animals 🤩

@2threlkeld

2 жыл бұрын

Almost makes you think there was an intelligent designer behind it all….

@lise736

2 жыл бұрын

@@2threlkeld I do believe that there is a *Higher Being* (God) who created all this perfection 🙏No ? 😇 😊

@2threlkeld

2 жыл бұрын

Yes absolutely! And Jesus is his son who came to save us…

@lise736

2 жыл бұрын

@@2threlkeld *EXACT* Andrew !

@2threlkeld

2 жыл бұрын

Amen!

Gad made everything.... this work of art IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING

Wonderful and amazing underwater world! I admire the filming..

😊 Obrigado , não conhecia esse animal marinho,

Love the intelligence of these creatures it’s a shame we’re likely to drive them to endangerment/extinction

I love their Vibrant colors.

The small male cuttlefish is called a Sneaker

It's all fun and games until goliath starts boning you

Cuttlefish are like Mother Nature’s mood rings

Aww it just wanted to Cuttle 🥲

Cuttlefish are so weird yet fascinating I might make a fact file on them

The earth is still fantastic, diverse and majestic for now

What a colourful dramatic love story

Nature works in curious ways

Yaaasssss, next year on Cuttlefish's Drag Race. Shantay, you mate.