If you wanna do more cursed merch stuff, then Garfield is a GOLDMINE :D

@izaansalam6418

Жыл бұрын

here before 💀

@GabbaGooober

Жыл бұрын

Exhibit a: that one phone that you seen somewhere on the internet

@scr0ngle108

Жыл бұрын

That would require like 4 hours to cover even the half of it

@MECHA_DI

Жыл бұрын

im p sure most Garfield fans who buy merch don't even want it its like a curse dont buy Garfield merch you won't escape it

@sophisticatedfurret5239

Жыл бұрын

Mabye if the makers of garfield see the video they can make merch of John's neighbor that is locked in his basement I can see it going worldwide 😉

There's just something about those plug-n'-plays, man. They may basically be gone now, but they're surely not forgotten.

@le_microwave392

Жыл бұрын

My parents gave us the first SpongeBob controller, and that was quite interesting. Certain glitches would come up, such as whenever I did the platforming levels (probably the hardest one) SpongeBob would die from the air. It happened rarely, but those levels were frustrating. The “death” sound was something too engraved in my brain at the time.

@TrainCon1958

Жыл бұрын

I only ever got to play them a few times during my childhood. But even so, plug-n'-plays were one of those things that you remember for one reason or another.

@AsherYTn

Жыл бұрын

I remember using one to play pac man

@XiniXomega7811

Жыл бұрын

they're now the name of vape batteries

@skeelo22

Жыл бұрын

Still have one and it surprisingly still works

13:05 The Üner 13:07 Multeye 13:10 Cysponge 13:13 ETERNAL 13:15 Darkeness 13:16 THE MURDROID 13:19 The Spidebob 13:21 The Stare. 13:24 The Broken 13:25 The Oddity 13:28 *SUFFERING* 13:31 amogus 😰😰 13:33 The Mourn 13:35 THE GLITCH

@CorruptedProductions-tf1gg

5 ай бұрын

You went out of your way to just create names for them? Respect.

@Sonic.exe_uwu666

4 ай бұрын

The mourn is HORIFYING!

@-vife3438

4 ай бұрын

Nice nameds for the sponges

@funniguy420

4 ай бұрын

i like the music of the suffering

@SoyLuciano

4 ай бұрын

The Stare is definitely the most terrifying.

as a SpongeBob fan you are making my day

@snickaboo6090

Ай бұрын

same

@laurita365

18 күн бұрын

Where did you get that emoji??????.?

@officialbrayanrodrigues6465

9 күн бұрын

😶😐😦😮😯😲🤯💥

The most horrifying thing I have ever seen is those Spongebob balloons that float menacingly down dark hallways. This, like the popsicles, has also become so infamous that there's multiple videos covering it

@Lumix_Corrupt

Жыл бұрын

I know exactly the video you’re talking about

@asierx7047

Жыл бұрын

No idea why the spongebob balloons are the only cartoon character balloons that are incredibly cursed

@domi-no1826

Жыл бұрын

The balloons are kinda scary

@Fabanidk

Жыл бұрын

Pls what VDIEOS

@obeseperson

Жыл бұрын

One of those videos was taken down and I must be the one to reupload it

The SpongeBob gaming setup is 🔥🔥🔥

@henkieprutspatat

Жыл бұрын

This made me lol out loud

@Periwinkleaccount

Жыл бұрын

@@henkieprutspatat laugh out loud out loud

@beefchopstick

Жыл бұрын

Fr I would buy that 🔥🔥

@henkieprutspatat

Жыл бұрын

@@Periwinkleaccount yes

@NoTheNo

Жыл бұрын

@@henkieprutspatat really? This made me lmao.

8:02 I remember being forced to use this thing for entertainment in the summer in middle school because all of my stuff was taken away from me. Why I was grounded is a whole story that probably had long-lasting mental effects but yeah, this was my prison contraband back in the day. God damn.

I remember when I was a little kid, I owned a SpongeBob Plug and Play. Well, my family owned it. We never really played much on it from what I remember. But it was a strange artifact that I liked to admire whenever I got the chance. Sadly, it’s gone now

Not gonna lie, the Spongebob mechanical keyboards look pretty cool 👀 The popsicles will never stop looking absolutely terrifying though...

@idarblox

Жыл бұрын

squid 🦑

@Nootnotnick

Жыл бұрын

fish 🐟

@VeryNormalHandel

Жыл бұрын

Manta ray 🐟 (No manta ray emoji)

@splater1

Жыл бұрын

@@VeryNormalHandel sad Also squid🦑

@dolormovies

Жыл бұрын

crab🦀

I'm surprised Nickelodeon haven't done a Spongebob brand deal with a fast food restaurant to make a Krabby Patty as an actual menu item. Could you imagine how fast that would sell out?

@Beachbum-ch9cg

Жыл бұрын

I would fr do anything for one

@ladypeachbuns5080

Жыл бұрын

And they have the special burger with the two little pickles with faces tucked under a cheese blankey!

@miracle9445

Жыл бұрын

I have wanted this for years idk why nickelodeon never did it

@AintThatJustTheWay

Жыл бұрын

Well, they don’t wanna give away the secret krabby patty recipe, duhh.

@lau_sol24

Жыл бұрын

Bad idea, Nickelodeon disrespected Stephen Hillenburg way too much

1:06 BIBLICALLY ACCURATE SPONGEBOB

@gerka21

7 ай бұрын

1:05

7:52 for some reason, even tho this is a SpongeBob video, when I heard "battle for..." My mind immediately filled it in with "...dream island". Dang it my osc brain

2:42 "You can sit on your Spongebob chair and ponder the nuance of the Spongebob lore" Thanks for giving me a excuse to watch Spongebob, I will do exactly that

6:25 I actually love this idea, they’re actually designed by someone who knows the show instead of just putting SpongeBob on something

13:12 Love the dokidoki music lol

Wait a second that plankton marshmallow why does it look familiar OH GOD AMON- 9:59

As a girl with a 100+ piece SpongeBob collection, trust me when i say that a person could live their entire life off of just SpongeBob products easily

@yote333

Жыл бұрын

how does it feel to live my dream

@hello_ree

Жыл бұрын

lucky

@SpongeB00b_is_a_savage

Жыл бұрын

My mom would be so mad if I am collecting everything Spongebob 😂😭🥲

@WestOfLee100

Жыл бұрын

Make a vid about it then

@mariomaniac581

Жыл бұрын

@@WestOfLee100 I would if I still had a way to display it, but it's all boxed up now 🤷‍♀️

I can’t describe how much I love the fact that SpongeBob is not only Nickelodeon’s Mickey Mouse, but also a much, much more chaotic one at that.

@X_JaCKRaBBiT_X

Жыл бұрын

Spongebob is than Mickey Mouse

@X_JaCKRaBBiT_X

Жыл бұрын

*better

@NosebleeddeGroselha

Жыл бұрын

@@X_JaCKRaBBiT_X I love chaos so for me one being more chaotic than the other is the same as being better

@anothergirl9303

Жыл бұрын

@@NosebleeddeGroselha CHAOS

@obeseperson

Жыл бұрын

SpongeBob 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

This unlocked memories for me!! I remember the commercial with the SpongeBob marshmallow jumping into the cup!! And then the SpongeBob cheezeits 😭

5:12 That alarm clock was LOUD. Not the alarm sound, but the sheer force of SpongeBob's head shooting out of the clock.

The cursed Popsicles look like a compilation of boss battle stages.

@omniscientbarebones

Жыл бұрын

The Spongeboss Rush

@UndriatheDerg

Жыл бұрын

@@omniscientbarebones Yes.

@randombomb4078

Жыл бұрын

Imagine a horror game where all the monsters are just cursed SpongeBob popsicles

@UndriatheDerg

Жыл бұрын

@@randombomb4078 Ohoho! PERFECT!!! >:D

@little_luna9521

Жыл бұрын

@@randombomb4078 those curse spongebob popsicles just gave me nightmares tonight

Can we appreciate how well that music matched those Popsicles as the end

@Rossitsa.85.

Жыл бұрын

Ya got me dead

6:23 SPORE MUSIC IDENTIFIED +RESPECT ON PLAYING ONE OF THE BEST UNDERRATED GAMES OF ALL TIME

doki doki was scary enough but that thing at 13:12 made me laugh even with the low pitched dokidoki theme

That's my popsicle at 12:50 lol

@saltwatertastesgood

Жыл бұрын

goofy ahh popsicle bro

@lucidmlem

Жыл бұрын

Verified comment with 12 likes

@harpy_dearest

Жыл бұрын

​@@lucidmlem13 now

@itzmia9938

Жыл бұрын

​@@harpy_dearest 19 now

@thefunkiestswag

Жыл бұрын

@@itzmia9938 22 now

Polygon is probably the only person ever to be able to make a 14 minute video about random and obscure SpongeBob-Themed objects.

@The_Shimp

Жыл бұрын

probably not

@2fortcow

Жыл бұрын

You ever seen patmac’s SpongeBob products video? Or fried chili cheese dogs’ video?

@kaitlando636

Жыл бұрын

Theres prob a few

@TheEpicWeatherstar9000

Жыл бұрын

Actually... 13 minutes. *excluding the intro and outro...*

@Beardieboi173

Жыл бұрын

@@TheEpicWeatherstar9000 shut

7:31 That might be the sussiest thing I've heard all day

I have been a victim of the eldritch horror that is the SpongeBob popsicle more than once. My favorite product from your video is the cyclops USB camera and I collect SpongeBob stuff and my favorite item in my collection is my Nokia phone case from 2003, I bought it at the mall lol.

4:11 Therapist: _" Rayman SpongeBob isn't real, he can't hurt you. "_ Rayman SpongeBob:

Imagine if the cursed popsicles appeared in an actual SpongeBob episode someday.

@tacticabbage

Жыл бұрын

🤨

@aaddiee_

Жыл бұрын

I have that

@Yourfriendlym0dus

Жыл бұрын

The kids would be frightened with the popsicles and elden ring boss music

@desireepadilla9829

8 ай бұрын

Maybe one moment in an episode where he breaks into pieces and Patrick tries to put him back together

3:22 I used to play the Atari and the spongebob plug and play

SpongeBob branded Pineapple Nikes are something I actually want to wear

5:05 they could have easily made it plankton themed

@cureaura2023

Жыл бұрын

Huge missed opportunity 🫤

@UtahShark8798

5 ай бұрын

Plankton IS a cyclops, so that would make sense.

Not gonna lie, the original version of the spongebob face with nose as the joystick plug and play goes hard, it was actually super fun to play back in the day, I really like that one

@privspiralgalaxy

Жыл бұрын

Agreed... I think I still have mine too :3 TV spongebob games went hard af

@Average-Cacodemon-Enjoyer

Жыл бұрын

@@privspiralgalaxy the fuck was the ":3" for?

@shampowowowow6550

Жыл бұрын

For real, I loved the maze game on there, specifically the memory part with the clams… shit went hard asf

10/10 video, quality is pretty good, very good editing and 13:35 with the golden Freddy scream made me giggle

I actually remember buying the Thomas and friends SpongeBob version and still have it till today :D

here in brazil, 90% of juice boxes are spongebob related. please help.

@samucapoty

Жыл бұрын

as someone who lives in Brazil, i can relate

@Verydespicablegru

Жыл бұрын

I can agree with you

@ihaveyourlocation4003

Жыл бұрын

if i remember correctly theres also some spongebob related chocolate milk boxes here

@GatoNotHollow

Жыл бұрын

@@ihaveyourlocation4003 bruh, on my city all i have is different coloured spongebob juice boxes and some other spongebob stuff

@kingkaydengaming2786

Жыл бұрын

Drink the spunches. NOW

ngl one of my most vivid childhood memories is of me eating the spongebob poptarts (the blue ones with the sprinkles) while watching osmosis jones and i'm not sure why

@lav-kitty

Жыл бұрын

the pop tarts seem kinda disgusting to me, probably because of the printed image idk if the blue one doesn't have images then ig I maybe would've eaten it

@barbatos5303

Жыл бұрын

@@lav-kitty The blue one doesn't lmao it's exactly just blue frosting with sprinkles as OP described. I do agree though that eating something with a printed image on it does kinda weird me out too. I don't think even little kid me of the past would want to eat that

@PolygonDonut

Жыл бұрын

Didn't mention in the video but the blue poptart is super undocumented, there are only pictures of the box on the internet. Couldn't find a single picture of the poptart itself

@divinemodes

Жыл бұрын

@@PolygonDonut omg that's wild, i had no idea the poptarts i ate as a kid are now partly lost media. i definitely don't have an image of them either but i do believe that the silver wrappers around them had the hibiscus patterns seen in the sky etc on spongebob either alongside or replacing the generic poptart logos

@thewormzgummiezz

Жыл бұрын

@@PolygonDonut blood

0:01 spongebobs very own balloon at the macy's thanksgiving day parade

Thank you for the information. I will quickly be buying almost everything and decorating my house with it.

now i’m just sitting here thinking about an alternate universe where every product is the spongebob version, or just has spongebob on it somewhere, including houses and essential things like smoke detectors. it would be interesting having every single item in a grocery store have spongebob on it. i imagine its very nostalgic

@DillyzThe1

Жыл бұрын

S P O N G E S T O R E (with how much money viacom has made from spongebob alone, that would not be hard at all)

@Tomboyspleaseheadpatme

Жыл бұрын

Are you insane

@tylern6420

Жыл бұрын

and what if we are Spongebob?

@SpongeB00b_is_a_savage

Жыл бұрын

They need to open a new store, so it’ll bring joy to my adulthood same as my childhood

@gamingcookiereal

Жыл бұрын

but the show itself doesn't exist

You can make literally anything entertaining

@Maniac_l23

Жыл бұрын

Thanks you're so kind

@Matt_364

Жыл бұрын

I agree

@Maniac_l23

Жыл бұрын

@@linenkeyes6329 :(

Imagine that you're a four year old child who just wants a spongebob ice cream and you find a deformed yellow blob with seven eyes

these take me back to being a kid and searching up “spongebob stuff” on amazon n just scrolling forever. especially the chair i remember that shit so clearly

I had a nurse in primary school that was absolutely obsessed with SpongeBob literally any object you could think of that you could need in the room was SpongeBob branded. Her room was covered in it anything in this video that was made before 2006 was probably in the room.

@Yuki_Qween

8 ай бұрын

You were exactly like my little cousin, she is OBSESSED with spongebob

I'm surprised this wasn't mentioned but a piece of obscure SpongeBob merchandise I've seen was a SpongeBob shower radio. A friend owned one and kept it sealed. This was a fun video, it brought back memories especially the 2000s merchandise! I'd like more videos in this style covering more obscure/nostalgic merchandise, great job!

@rohizzle

Жыл бұрын

I HAD ONE AND CLICKED ON THIS VIDEO EXPECTING IT

9:19 I actually kind of remember having these when they were released. I slightly remember them having a kind of raspberry flavor.

This proves you can live a Spongebob themed life.

13:20 is the most terrifying thing I've ever seen

@Thegoldone-pc4ym

5 ай бұрын

Ikr

@timm7305

5 ай бұрын

Bros watching us 13:20

This dude sounds like 15 year old chills

One of the popsicles just having the DDLC theme song as its backing track actually works with how close to being normal it is lol

6:28 see, this phone would be better… if they didn’t put the husk detail where his facial features would fit.

I swear to god, every Pongon video feels like one of those fever/liminal dreams you get that for a week make you feel an emotion you never experienced

I remember when my mom used to always bring home those Spongebob Krabby Patty gummies from work, I absolutely loved them. She worked (and still does I might add) at a wholesaling company that is a direct merchant of party supplies, arts and crafts, toys, candy, etc. Good times…

@DillyzThe1

Жыл бұрын

krabby patty gummies best snack

@PajamaCat4

Жыл бұрын

do you eat each part individually or all together as a whole burger

@frostheart88

Жыл бұрын

@@PajamaCat4 Usually I’d eat each part individually.

@DillyzThe1

Жыл бұрын

@@frostheart88 interesting, i've only seen people eat them as a whole burger (including myself) one time i did decide to eat each layer individually to see if there was any difference though (there was barely any)

@YourDad-dh6fj

Жыл бұрын

Whats the coolest thing your mom has brought home or weirdest thing she's seen at work?

the curesed spongebob popsicles do deserve their own boss heath bar

11:18 i found him! 😁

the enthusiasm you put into saying "And a pineapple shoe" at like 2:55 was so funny to me

12:31 I really love this ice cream tbh. Yeah the looks is terrifying but the taste is good. They also had the cup version.

"there is SpongeBob themed things everything that you can think of!" Me: ok is there a SpongeBob PS5?

She's trapped 10:37

@Thatartkid527

5 ай бұрын

I wish to be apart of the garfeild Fanclub,i have. The phone

6:11 why does spongebob have so many abs?!

8:07 BUNGER

@ian_odell

9 ай бұрын

🍔

@OfficialCubey

3 ай бұрын

​@BeanManReal its a bugsnax reference

@jasonmontes601

2 ай бұрын

@BeanManRealno not bunker, BUNGER,also he said the mouse was shaped a Bunger so that’s why he said it

0:26 Fight the boss One eyed spongebob popsicle!

I legit got the iconic SpongeBob ice cream pops and now they have chocolate eyes, kinda weird but I guess it prevents the terrifying faces we used to see.

Bro I was a major SpongeBob fanatic as a kid. I remember having a sheet set, a comforter blanket with pillow cases, a little night light, and the F U N alarm clock too. The show was a huge part of my childhood. Damn, seeing these give me so much nostalgia

11:43 ayo Pretty Patties are real!!

@banditandsamvlogs2771

Жыл бұрын

YOO

I remember getting the spongebob popsicle a lot at an ice cream truck as a kid. It may have been deformed but was so good honestly

The squirting spongebob unlocked a memory.

I will never understand why they didn't call the flavored Krabby Patties "Pretty Patties". They could have even made them dye your tongue different colors, but that could have been too much work for gummies.

Bro always sounds on the verge of laughing hysterically and I love it

@user-nj4dc4yx6s

5 ай бұрын

AsAsAsAs

8:12 DANG LOOK AT SQUIDWARD. Also there is a smiling Mr Krabs at the top 😂

I love the fact that you gave us a tutorial on how to live being a sponge bob stan

4:58 Npower has multiple kinds of cursed SpongeBob tech with an odd fixation on his eyes, the worst is probably the “speaker and sponge dock” one with eyeballs for the speakers that can be detached to vibrate when playing music

@Noperison

Жыл бұрын

The ipod was bad enough

@odioalospoopers

Жыл бұрын

or the witch's amulet they sold as a spongebob mp3 player

@skylovescars69420

Жыл бұрын

So you have been watching dankpods, I see

12:14 Who else remembers pez dispensers? 😭

@Anotherchild_lol

Жыл бұрын

They're still a thing though.

@karenrobinson4342

Жыл бұрын

Me and there still sold to this day

@yannick290107

3 ай бұрын

Why are you crying?

Damn they even embraced the Spongebob Popsicle's disastrous outcomes with toys but they still replaced those damn eyes.

I use to own the SpongeBob V-Tech laptop, the little Patrick, SpongeBob and Squidwards were actually buttons, though I forgot what they do now. the mouse made it hard to store anywhere. the games were super fun though, all SpongeBob themed. My favorite was one where you had to stack falling krabby patty parts as they fell down the screen

13:33 Polygon Donut discovers the Caretaker:

@CuteNarpNarpPlush

6 ай бұрын

Aquaticneptune

@AnustarPlypoo-jg9it

5 ай бұрын

​@@CuteNarpNarpPlushyes

*Here are the names of the SpongeBob popsicles.* 13:06 The Oversponge 13:08 The spider eyed terror 13:10 Cyclops Sponge 13:13 The tears of *Void* 13:15 SpongeGod, Creator of the SpongeBob universe. (he is sad) 13:17 SpongeGod, Creator of the SpongeBob universe. (he melt oh no) 13:20 The spider eyed terror, (he dead oh no) 13:21 Spongan, Entity of Chaos. He kinda hates SpongeGod. 13:25 Gl1tch_B0b, he is an entity of the backrooms. 13:28 *AAAAAAAAA* 13:30 Squishbob. He is friendly :) 13:33 SpongeBob learns the truth about his "reality." He only exists the entertain the higher beings. He is but an animation, a husk 13:35 This Sponge is in constant agony :)

@Chrisiscool244

9 ай бұрын

Here’s The Only I Could Find 13:23

Spongebob Chair be havin the best time of his life💀

1:33 Oh! So that’s how the previous designers on Lego SpongeBob found the idea to create Squidward’s face

@Hazelbazelwastaken

5 ай бұрын

Nightmare blood rotation

12:06 Patrick: MMM SPONGECAKE...

@gdrover2095

2 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

2:23 ah yes. Millie. Everyones favorite SpongeBob Character 🙃

Notable lack of the nightmare we call the NPower Spongebob MP3 Player, aka your mate being cursed into a necklace/locket you have to wear around your neck. Dankpods has a whole video on that demon.

1:21 gotta love that lsd dream emulator music

The first two plug and plays were some of my childhood favorites! Especially SpongeBob at the fry cook games it was lit

I had the 2004 SpongeBob cereal as a kid many times, it was terrible. The cereal pieces themselves had an awful flavor to them that the marshmallows couldn't save.

I appreciate how well each song fit each fucked up popsicle

It's been YEARS and i'm still waiting for Nickelodeon to release the Goofy Goober Guitar and Wizard Robes.

8:22 great now someone is gonna do it

Lol, seeing invicta being called some rich persons watch is pretty funny ngl.

Im not sure what kind of Spongebob plush it was, but it had a speaker box, and the only thing I remember is that if you clicked the tongue, he'd ask "Why are you holding my tongue?" I kinda miss him.

4:37 i was just waiting for him to mention the terrifying spongebob mp3 player dankpods reviewed once

@Noperison

Жыл бұрын

Lol

Spunch bob I've consumed 15khz of car fumes im going to 💀💀💀💀💀

SpongeBob with his head floden in the AR and his hands are Crist.

As someone who grew up watching spongebob, it is NOT hard to make him cursed. I still have nightmares about that show sometimes

6:02 the suspicious ungodly forgotten knowledge in question:

7:22 ok that mouse unironically looks really cool

@lav-kitty

Жыл бұрын

the water one? cause I have an obssession with water stuff like that and I gotta agree

@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140

Жыл бұрын

Hold on now

@Just_A_Space_Cyborg

Жыл бұрын

@@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140 🤨 hold up

Mickey Mouse as SpongeBob SquarePants, Goofy as Patrick Star, Donald Duck as Squidward Tentacles, Scrooge McDuck as Mr. Krabs, Minnie Mouse as Sandy Cheeks, Pluto as Gary the Snail, Daisy Duck as Pearl Krabs, Clarabelle Cow as Mrs. Puff, Pete as Plankton, and Launchpad McQuack as Larry the Lobster.

I'm gonna spend my whole life savings for those Spongebob products

10:56 bro what is that face💀

@Anotherchild_lol

Жыл бұрын

Perhaps its... S-spongepog?

@elbop

Жыл бұрын

@@Anotherchild_lol fr

@Anotherchild_lol

Жыл бұрын

@@elbop alright, that's a minor agreement.