"I've been expecting more from myself my whole life, but it's just not there" is such a great LD line 😂😂😂

@SoFloCo-ne4rk

4 ай бұрын

Pretty much sums up the "Larry David" character.

@utuberssuck7024

4 ай бұрын

Almost had me in tears, I had to immediately share it with family to find out if it was as funny as I thought

@zapkvr

4 ай бұрын

Its hardly original

@rickrose5377

4 ай бұрын

And you know it was improvised. It came from the heart. Such as it is.

@roundtwo3321

3 ай бұрын

Says a man who created and wrote two of the legendary shows of all times. Proven by the fact that we can't get enough of it, even on youtube.

"I faked cordiality and feigned interest." 🤣🤣🤣

@cze33e

3 ай бұрын

That's me most days in most situations 🤣🤣🤣

"i feel like theres a connection" "ehhh nah theres not" 😂

"I've been expecting more from myself my whole life and it's just not there" Hits hard

"I did the best under the circumstances as a person who hates people yet had to be amongst them." I've live that scenario too many times to count.

Two Tutu's.

Casting Sharlto was such a lovely surprise.

'I have bad energy'. Lol you tell him, Larry.

You should be TUTU. I should be TUTU. We cant have Two TUTUs. 🤣🤣

@stevomagnam8814

3 ай бұрын

Larry could have said “I can’t be Tutu too?”

Dude from District 9 🦐

@lm_b5080

4 ай бұрын

whot you say you fokin prawns hey?!

@JacquesLouw1

4 ай бұрын

It's the sweetie man 🍬🍭

@ja6975

4 ай бұрын

Sharlto Copley

@utuberssuck7024

4 ай бұрын

He does an awesome job in Hardcore Henry

@ambientrelaxingandhealingm7552

4 ай бұрын

I was just thinking about that movie earlier today so it's strange to find this clip (and this comment). I was thinking over and over about how we so wanted a sequel (I think "District 10" was proposed).

Faked cordiality is still being cordial . Larry needs to be paid. He is in the right again.

I kept waiting for Larry to say something “uncordial” about the son, thus violating the contract, then he’d once again refuse to pay Larry!!! 😂😂😂😅

@crystalbulldog

4 ай бұрын

Hahaha … same here

@mmmjayjay5571

4 ай бұрын

watch the whole episode haha.....in true form Larry does indeed eff up.

@Playsinvain

3 ай бұрын

Sometimes they have to let us off the hook

@roundtwo3321

3 ай бұрын

It did seem that he was inching toward that. It turned out to be the most creative method to learn someone's name, though: the mumble technique.

This clip Is gold. CYE AT HIS PRIME.

1:22..." not to tell people what you really think of them ". Cordial.

If Desmond Tutu had two tutus, and your friend wanted them, but you also wanted them, you could say to your friend: "I want Tutu's two tutus too."

"I've ruined every party I've ever gone to in my entire life."

TRC!! Yeah! That worked out great!!! 😂

@onetwo1013

4 ай бұрын

😂😂 basically swimming in reconciliation right now..😅

@lf1496

3 ай бұрын

As opposed to the Hateful FENTANYL addicts overdosing on the streets, homeless encampments of the US😂😮

You got to love those glasses on LD

@shanaazabrahams1319

4 ай бұрын

If you have to wear face furniture it might as well be a statement piece

@squonk86

4 ай бұрын

@@shanaazabrahams1319 Agreed 👍

@thomashernandez8700

4 ай бұрын

Non-binary?

You can watch these scenes without context and they're still funny

I didn't expect them to talk about tau tau 😂😂😂

I think that there can be two Tutus too.

You can’t have two Tutus 😂

@latiam 1 minute ago "That was how we healed apartheid" is WILD.

@TheBigScat

Ай бұрын

Yeah, Fouchay and all the other South African whites needed healing from apartheid.

Twotutus… Simple but effective

This is brilliant

'we can't have two, Tu Tu's' LMAO 😂

South Africa 🇿🇦

I think I watched this entire episode in 5 minute clips on KZread.

A white South African saying apartheid is all healed😹

I'm so happy the guy from District 9 got cured. The alien must've returned like he promised

OI CHAPPIE

Ok, but wtf is with Larry's glasses??

@SamadStevens

3 ай бұрын

His was stretched out by some woman's big face and she offered to have them fixed

is that a fridays t-shirt LOL. this show man hahahahah

Two tutus😄

Holy shit, district 9!

"I have bad energy."

😂😂😂😂

Whats up with those glasses?

@shwetyballs

4 ай бұрын

Some lady was trying on his glasses and bent them. So she gave him his spare pair.

@eskendertamrat7310

4 ай бұрын

​@@shwetyballsare you calling one of the iconic characters in the show some lady?

@shwetyballs

4 ай бұрын

@@eskendertamrat7310 Yup, I don't know who is? Some relation to Maria Sofia I guess

@eskendertamrat7310

4 ай бұрын

​@@shwetyballs No, Leon. Search for a Curb episode with the keyword Mississippi and you'll have one of the best episodes of the show. Season 6, if I'm not mistaken.

@syedarsalanahmad

4 ай бұрын

​@@shwetyballsthat's aunty Ray. Leon's aunt! She moved in with Larry and Cheryl with her family. That's how Larry met Leon

Costanza

Mr Burns is aging well.

But ser youre blek 🤘

Tu tu tus.

This on crave yet?

@mervinprone

4 ай бұрын

Yes

Very funny as usual for CYE but there seemed to be a lot of edits in this scene for some reason.

Bwahaaaaa!!!! I'm a South African and this dude has changed his name from Fouché, to Fouchay for the Americans. Like Charlize Theron gets pronounced Teron. ! And that's Archbishop Emeritus Desmond Tutu who also goes by the name of Arch... or did. He's dead now. 😄

@_Ben4810

4 ай бұрын

No one ever called Archbishop Desmond Tutu "Arch..." 🙄🙄🤡🙄

Larry David in the shows probably got more money than Elon Musk yet he's always after money!

2:09 Newsflash, apartheid wasn't healed. You just got away with it. And I agree with the character, LD, in the earlier episode. You are neither South African nor a white South African. You're a Boer or an Afrikaner.

What's the joke about the little boy's name?

@CaptPoco

3 ай бұрын

Larry had no idea what the kid's name was. So he just made a random sound "Make it out to your son, Blambiph?" knowing that Tutu would correct him. I do this all the time, works like a charm.

I have a feeling that this was intended to be a send up of Elon, but they were worried about litigation, and made it less obvious.

@dyl40011

4 ай бұрын

it’s not, it’s a Jewish Joburg Accent.

@Hankblue

4 ай бұрын

@@dyl40011 Na it's just a white Joburg accent

just remember...not as bad as new Sunny...not as bad as new Sunny....not as bad as new Sunny

@lm_b5080

4 ай бұрын

what are you talking about? s16 had some good episodes!

@HurrikaneWales24

4 ай бұрын

Sunny is absolutely awful and has been since season 12.

@bobbypins1743

4 ай бұрын

@@HurrikaneWales24 12 wasn't great, but 13 is my mark for...wow...holy shit....this is insufferable

@timetraveler0002

4 ай бұрын

how trash is new sunny?

Luckily, since the end of Apartheid, South Africa has transformed itself into a well-governed, high functioning, economic powerhouse!

@mitchellhedden1978

Ай бұрын

A perennial contender for rape capital of the world. Quite a feather in their cap.

@kelvinnaidu6329

13 күн бұрын

Tell me another joke , I'm south african .Our murder rated is among the highest in the world , corruption is at its Peak , unemployment rate is growing & major industries like SHELL has just pulled out after 120 years = 10 000 jobs lost .We had elections two weeks ago & we still don't know which party is going to run the country as yet .

Took a long trip around the barn to shoehorn that lame "two Tutus" joke in.

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@PhiliptheTelevangelist

4 ай бұрын

Amen!

@bunkomcdungo

4 ай бұрын

Ramen

@NeighborhoodWatchMann

4 ай бұрын

@@VintageYakyu "For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe."

@NeighborhoodWatchMann

4 ай бұрын

@@VintageYakyu "...The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good." Psalm 14:1

@VintageYakyu

4 ай бұрын

@@NeighborhoodWatchMann KY

Its not funny anymore oldes

should have stopped at season 10.... this, not good

@gerardoresendiz6731

4 ай бұрын

Don’t watch it then dude

It's a really good time to end this show, the fun is over. A year late, but still a good time to put it out of its misery.

This curb season feels forced, Larry is constantly yelling for the sake of yelling, you can tell it's forced, there's no soul or comedy anymore, they should have ended it last season 🤮

@mikek5298

4 ай бұрын

Then WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING?? Rather than bitching, go find something that pleases you.

@syedarsalanahmad

4 ай бұрын

I felt the last season too was forced. Barring some episodes, there was unnecessary yelling

@elainep1772

4 ай бұрын

100% wrong!

@user-lw5wm2hg7s

4 ай бұрын

​@@elainep1772 Pretty Pretty Pretty bad

@Blackman19498

4 ай бұрын

Hey don’t watch!!!