Curb Your Enthusiasm: Larry's New Pen
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Curb Your Enthusiasm
Season 12, Episode 5
Fish Stuck
Aired on HBO: 2024.03.03
Freddy gives Leon a jacket; Larry asks Cheryl for a favor.
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I absolutely love the polite but open hostility.
@ruiz1871
3 ай бұрын
They finally learned how to handle him
"How much longer do you think you'll be staying, Larry?"🤣
@sharpo
3 ай бұрын
🤣
"I want you should take the pen. Do me a personal favor and take the pen." Jack Klompas.
@louskunt9798
3 ай бұрын
Independent George agrees!✌️🤣😂
@jeffruisi6151
3 ай бұрын
But this one doesn’t write upside down…like the astronauts use
@Alsatiagent-zu1rx
3 ай бұрын
I can't recall the pretence but I was watching the Larry Sanders Show and saw something that was nicked many years later by a lesser comedic vehicle. It was huge hit of course. Actors paid many hundreds of thousands an episode. " Take the pen" is Larry's right.
@sharpo
3 ай бұрын
@@Alsatiagent-zu1rxhe is doing/repurposing a lot of his Seinfeld era material this season. Nothing wrong with that.
@prmittal
3 ай бұрын
@@sharpoTy for not complaining about the homage to Seinfeld.
"What if it just said 'I was married to Larry David and he's a decent guy?" Ted: "I-It's dishonest." 🤣😂
Cheryl never had Larry's back....Loretta on the other hand...she was something else😅
@louskunt9798
3 ай бұрын
Loretta is our peeps! She was amazing!😂✌️
@LuvableAF
3 ай бұрын
Cheryl thought Larry was annoying and thought she was doing him a favour being married to him lol
@prmittal
3 ай бұрын
Skeletor has become the shallowest person on this show
@JoeWayne84
3 ай бұрын
@@prmittalyou do realize she is playing a character??? Hahaha it’s what makes the season work is her and Ted being together and not liking Larry but having to tolerate him to be polite… haha it’s funny how she is written where she can’t just lie and say he is a decent human hahahahaha him doing the compliment trick to take the pen was icing on the cake.:.
@mrbiscuits915
3 ай бұрын
@@prmittal skelator 🤣
"I wish I had a suede dew-rag" I fucking laughed out loud!
@raddastronaut
3 ай бұрын
Same. 😂
@willeats
3 ай бұрын
“Durag” but it was quite hilarious 😂
@UpsonPrattJr.
3 ай бұрын
@@willeats I prefer doo rag. Without the hyphen.
@avardmacgregor746
3 ай бұрын
I'm a 66 year old white guy from Canada, but thanks to my good friend, the late, great Norm Macdonald, I know what it is. @@willeats
@willeats
3 ай бұрын
@@avardmacgregor746 I’m sure you do😊
-"Who bought this brick?" -"Anonymous".
@Bonesince1997
2 ай бұрын
He's going around telling people he's "anonymous" 😂
“So you’re doing all this stuff like a third base coach!” 😂😂😂
Cheryl is probably the one responsible for the derogatory brick...
@anastassiosperakis2869
Ай бұрын
I never understood Cheryl. She could have done a hell of a lot worse than Larry, and he could have done a WHOLE LOT better than her. WHat a lame loser.
Ted never bought a brick
@louskunt9798
3 ай бұрын
🤣🤣😂✌️
@Glum1964
3 ай бұрын
He’d of told everyone “Anonymously” if he had, right?😂😂
@andrewp7509
3 ай бұрын
Ted's big stupid head is the brick
@mikel5582
3 ай бұрын
I respect the real Ted Danson more for portraying a pretty sh!tty Ted Danson on Curb.
@reubenherrera9827
2 ай бұрын
He is a notorious cheapskate.
"Larry David never exceeds his appetizer allotment."
@benjrivera21
3 ай бұрын
This is absolute gold
@NickGuariglia1
2 ай бұрын
lol
Jerry got the pen from Jack Klompus after complimenting Jack on the pen. It was an astronaut pen.
@anastassiosperakis2869
Ай бұрын
A dumb astronaut pen, one for which the Pentagon would pay $600 for. A smart Astronaut pen, which is a dime a dozen, is a Fucking Pencil.
So many Seinfeld call-backs this season... I love it! Nice way to finish the show for the OG fans...
It's Just Like Seinfeld😂
@ArmandE
3 ай бұрын
It is! But here it’s explained why people give things they don’t really want to give in the first place. It’s like an acoustic version of a rock song, both are nice ;)
Vaughn and Ullman are such natural fits for this style of show.
"He's a good golfer...sometimes"
@danielgodfrey2362
3 ай бұрын
Honestly though considering how much Larry likes golf this might be one of the nicest things Cheryl ever said to him.
😂LOVE THIS! REMINDS ME OF ONE MY FAVORITE EPISODES IN SEASON 3😂. STELLA......STELLA.....😂😂😂
Larry: "Anybody wanna get Chinese food for lunch today?" Leon: "Nah, fuck that..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I assume Larry was going to pay, too! Lol!
Her facial expressions are priceless!
The “I like it gambit”. 😂
“Wish I had a suede dew rag to go with this MFer. “lol.. a suede dew rag .too funny
Your doing all this stuff like a third base coach 😂
"I'd like to refute his brick." 😆😆😆😆
I used to think Larry was the genius. Now I see it's Leon.
@UpsonPrattJr.
3 ай бұрын
It's always been Leon. That's the twist!
😂SO HILARIOUS😂 LOVE YOU LARRY DAVID!❤
There's been a lot of Seinfeld bits that Curb has done over the years. I'm guessing Larry wrote them so he figures why not re-use them.
Whoo the way TD handled That! I PRAY for that combination of PATIENCE w/compromise to STEARNESS! CLEVER AF!!! def more wisdom than comedy rite here🙏
come on jerry! take the pen!
Crazy they foreshadowed his death so much in this episode
I swear somehow they made the word “brick” hilarious. They just kept saying it and I cracked up more and more 😂
The pen writes upside down! 😂
"take the pen"...sound much better from Jack Klompus
A liar!!! Ted is a liar liar pants on fire!!!🔥
@okamijubei
Ай бұрын
He actually didn't, he actually did bought a brick as it shows in the end.
Seriously this whole season is full of Seinfeld bits. Has to be deliberate. Baby names, people giving away pens, etc.
'Its dishonest' hahaha
Let's try Larry's compliment scheme. Check back to report your winnings!
Take the pen. Right out of Seinfeld.
"Can we run lines when he goes?" 😂
“I don’t think you brick, what do you think about that?”
🤣😂😂🤣 "Nah...F... that" 😂🤣😂🤣
- Did you washed your hands ? - Nahhh Fucking LD 😂😂😂
That was a damn nice pen.
" There are other things too. "
CMOOON TAKE THE PEEEEEN
4:10 and that's not even an astronaut pen, like Jack Klompus' pen.🤣
"Do you want the pen?" Can you steal from yourself?
I would be happy with that brick , as apposed to mine, biggest rollover ever.
Space pen rights upside down
Write his own brick in response. " In self defense I protest. In fact, i love women so much i broke the 7th (?) Commandment more times than i can remember." L.D.
Hmm... some people have their epitaph chiseled onto a tombstone.... others on a brick... tomb rhymes with womb, brick rhymes with...
Cheryl done hit that wall. It was inevitable. I think we can all agree she had a fantastic run!
@basilrose
3 ай бұрын
Someone who appreciates women! -lol
@deJuanX
3 ай бұрын
Just curious what you mean by that. Her looks, acting...what???
@jasonharris-zt4mp
3 ай бұрын
Larry definitely "outkicked" his coverage with Cheryl. More like Irma😂😂😂 but passing on opportunity with Sienna for Irma🤯🤦🏾♂️
@Ukraineaissance2014
3 ай бұрын
@@deJuanXit's what weird podcast bros say when women turn 18
@robrick9361
3 ай бұрын
@@Ukraineaissance2014 And what R Kelly says when she turns 13.
Is this whole season full of homages to Seinfeld? Take the pen .. take the pen
what material is this you think?
50% of the time, it works 100% of the time!
Cheryl "doesn,t feel comfortable". once being married to Larry, certainly she is used to not feeling comfortable.
Larry should just buy 100 bricks and write his own op ed
Larry eats so healthy
Isn't that the pen that the astronauts use??
Sean Penn likes that.
My grandma used to do that 😂 and more than 50% of the time people would give her that thing, probably cause its an elderly woman
Is something written on a brick considered a concrete statement?
No one like Jack Klompus though. He said it with "Gusto" . . . filled with (both) enthusiasm & disgust !!! The Astronaut Pen.
Del Boca Vista...
Cheryl did her face? I'll bet Larry was dying to have an episode on that
They should of done a storyline where Cheryl announces she's dating a Kennedy then they realize it's RFK. 😂😂
This episode finally felt like Curb
@SS-yw7vo
3 ай бұрын
You're right. It has hit it's straps this season with this episode
I have a luvvie in the family ,not easy
[insert brick here]
Cheryl still hot
Cheryl. The face. Stop it.
Why'd you take his pen ?!.....
Freddy should’ve been in the finale.
Is it me, or does Ted Danson look a lot like Spencer Tracey in *Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?*
@ticketyboo2456
3 ай бұрын
He looks bloated and tired.
@deantheodosiou2886
3 ай бұрын
@@ticketyboo2456 Not to mention old. 😐
Sheryl looks amazing since she started her new make up regime.
@aheroictaxidriver3180
3 ай бұрын
If she could only act.
Larry is like a child
Her face lift didn't look too bad.
I sometimes feel like a brick, I own and live within a number of bricks, cleverly stacked so as to make a house, and after I've been constipated, I sometimes shit one. But I would never buy just one brick, I don't care what's written on it.
Does the pen write upside down?
Cheryl never had his back just his money.
@jamesm.3967
2 ай бұрын
In real life she is married to RFK jr…think about that😮
@ElrondMcBong.
2 күн бұрын
biggest lie right here
How was your day at the Office? You know, working on initiatives. Do you speak Yiddish? :)
Why didn't he give him the jacket at the restaraunt?
Repeating the Pen Joke are we ?
I like eggs.
@louskunt9798
3 ай бұрын
I like turtles. Who am I kiddin? I also like eggs. 🤷♂️🤣
@Kaddywompous
3 ай бұрын
Over easy, scrambled, hard-boiled…I don’t even care. Just put them on my plate.
@ambientrelaxingandhealingm7552
3 ай бұрын
@@louskunt9798 yes, turtles… I can brook that answer.
@ambientrelaxingandhealingm7552
3 ай бұрын
@@Kaddywompous That is sooth.
Either this is a nod to the Seinfeld episode with the pen or Larry's forgotten which jokes he's used already.
Hey Cheryl, still don't have a job, have you?
Cheryl is sooooooo hot🔥
What did you take his pen for?
did not Seinfeld do an entire show about a pen?
Leon is Kramer
I'd want something nice said on my brick but I donated my remains to science. Probably end up in one of those effing body-farms in Georgia. Still, it's done to fight the worst possible crimes so maybe it's not so undignified. 'We could be heroes, just for one day"(Or, more likely, two weeks to five years.) David Bowie.
Cheryl's acting has gone down the toilet it's like reading lines, no heart or emotion to any of it. I love her in the earlier seasons.
Larry and Cheryl should be married in real life
@watchreport
3 ай бұрын
Larry’s doing pretty well for himself with a 45 year old blonde.
@MrBmick79
3 ай бұрын
I'm sure she is a barrel of laughs....just ask RFK jr.
If she keeps up that cosmetic surgery habit from the waist on up, she's gonna melt under a hot sun.
@1Clearwords
3 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@MmCelliste
3 ай бұрын
She's morphed into a different person, as if needing a new identity for witness protection...
Am I the only one who ended up hating Sheryl?
Why did you take his pen?
Seinfeld Season 3, Episode, "The Pen" Somebody tell the old dude that he already did this bit.
@ripcitygamer
3 ай бұрын
Ha, I was waiting for something about its ability to write upside down...
@SoFloCo-ne4rk
3 ай бұрын
The entire last season of Curb.
@tw9535
3 ай бұрын
I didn't really like Jerry or Kramer so I didn't watch much Seinfeld. So, I liked this bit.
@gerardoresendiz6731
3 ай бұрын
Who cares is he’s show he can do whatever the fuck he wants
first??? prettyyy pretty good
@somethingyousaid5059
3 ай бұрын
Foist eh? Nyuk nyuk.
Taylor made
funny mfer
The show's premise that Cheryl is so much better than Larry. She divorced Larry and took his money. No children with her, and had no career to speak of. And she dumps on him all the time.